"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwait oh oh I see oh oh no oh no it's not easy being pregnant hi hello oh ask me how to avoid rashes oh okay hello Dr Eggman you two are holding hands I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing oh it's a miracle it's a miracle someone made this game oh please stop smashing the glass no I need to get the hell out of here why wouldn't I do that okay boink okay I did it hello can I please leave now oh good I'm the father who's the father who's the oh hey what that's little bizarre but okay I ain't going to question it at this point cuz holy hell when do I capture the magic oh what the hell what the hell are you kidding me oh my goodness gravy whoa well that's a thing okay o whoa what the hell that wasn't supposed to happen hang on oh hi there you are okay we got it good everyone's done and Tails was the father all along okay going to take this with me cuz un birthing room you godamn right it is oh boy what the hell whoa am I not done yet why am I not done oh no oh no oh oh what am I inside oh that should that should never be a question that's asked when I'm playing a Sonic game what am I inside oh oh this is becoming increasing difficult to fap to I am still inside the thing that I didn't want to be inside good thing I brought this with me oh wow oh Cy Christmas oh what in the balls what in the is this what is even any of this okay okay okay I'm putting a filter on that bad boy because holy hell let's see let's capture a little bit of this magic going on here put that down for a second okay I know I need to illuminate this I wouldn't have been able to see this otherwise oh wow just get a little little B that yeah it looks good okay that's that's good that's good that's good that's good you want this you want this are you the baby am I the baby I know where I am I know some people have pieced together where I is uh okay I need to take this with me good thing I brought this I had no idea I was even supposed to okay oh oh no oh no no no no oh god oh oh so bad oh God what are you doing you didn't warn me Aaron you didn't warn me I just got birthed there's a baby B this here what the I got birthed by Rogue and this baby ass horrifying thing first of all her name is Rouge oh sorry Rouge yeah R the back you finished it you can go to the rap party now wow that's a really nice video you did dude thank you thank I put a filter on that artfully done yeah I I I took I'm glad I took the Chaos Emerald with me after it shot out of Sonic's butthole straight up well go to the rap party man enjoy I can't wait I'm just going to fap to this for a little bit and then uh then I'm going to go to the rap party a fat party yes exactly okay we're going to the rap party oh well this looks nice so far I mean everything seems to be a desolate Wasteland kind of like the part in uh bloodborne oh everyone's on fire good burn it down to the ground it takes a village to raise a child oh I don't want to sign the guest book I really don't oh I don't I don't okay okie well there we go everybody we we made a movie Sonic Movie Maker was a grand success I'm so happy that happened wow download content download content okay there's only one more game that we have to endure my roommate Sonic I can't imagine how this is going to be bad in any way come back to my place I don't want to my roommate Sonic is an autobiographical game which explores a human Hedgehog relationship set in a modern apartment complex my son remate Sonic was a flawless step into virtual reality the Sega VR headset was never released so this game to was buried okay all righty then I don't even want to play this in Oculus what the did you just do will you change the resolution on me oh crap okay here we go begin oh boy oh oh well this hey yeah buddy yeah buddy I just saw a movie of you oh hello have you told your roommate how you feel about him H I don't believe you okay SE life yeah carpedm that hedgehog look out my window oh what's that hello Eggman are you hoping that I get in this relationship just follow my lead give him the tickle I don't I don't I'm go with I'm going give you the tickles going to give you ow password White Glove white white glove with a one and a three and a capital G all right okay go for the kill what do you mean Eggman uh my Nole arm what the hell just happened let me retract that back in there so what do you mean by go for the kill oh I see I got to wait for the right opportunity I guess oh the foot oh there we go oh oh he just uh shot rings every oh h no no no I don't want any no no thank you no no please no I should no means no I don't want to okay oh okay thanks thanks Eggman just got to got to got to stare deep and I don't want to do this anymore I don't want to do this anymore okay all right then okay hi oh oh okay I'm scared I have no head okay I got lost in the Sonic I got lost in the Sonic I got lost in the oh no no no no okay oh good okay oh good okay oh oh boy oh boy I hope this is what you no I stopped getting what I wanted a long time ago oh yes please boop boop on that let's just Boop that away cool bonus stage is this what you wanted Aaron is this what you wanted bonus stage let's make a movie oh hey Aaron you want to just come in here and join me for the rest of this you want to like just join me for the rest of this this episode cuz I have uh uh I I don't Hello Aaron's here by the way hi for his first appearance on my channel oh isn't that weird okay so like uh here you go is this going to be weirder than else roommates roommates what do you think it's going to be well I mean we were just seeing the oh hey why oh okay you know you got to get that camera oh so I got to climb up his crotch to be able to what's down there maybe not exactly I I see something down there okay so I'm just G to you can do it I I don't know if I can no you can do it believe in you crap how do I do it oh maybe if you can't climb up his legs maybe you got to bring the camera to you oh oh oh oh okay wait wait wait come back here this is so stupid it's so stupid I I lost it at the uh the the orgy part that's when things got really weird what happened I I brought Tails behind the building and then I got the Burning Heart and I didn't know what that symbolized so how do I get this to stay what the are you talking about you brought Tails all the way behind the building yeah you didn't go back behind the building there was an egg that said like I love Tails but I'm so lonely and I can't go see him I'm so shy yeah and then then I brought him back behind the building just pull it towards you man I'm trying it's not oh this is taking forever okay got it got it got it yeah so you didn't get that one okay no well I'm so glad I got that hi Sonic how's your movie how's it going to look I don't know what do I want to do make a movie of a movie of a movie of movie oh so I just wait no just move you this one put a filter on that bad boy nice sweet filter just using the glitch filter the whole time exactly why wouldn't I is this all I'm supposed to do I mean whatever you want to do wait stage is there something else I could do I don't know can I play Snake oh oh nice did you not get this either what the heck man you you are the true Explorer I know I'm just like the best well oh well whatever who cares all right I guess that's just get a little shot of that for the last few seconds of the film very nice thank you I'll just get out here now you did it was that it you you you leading me to believe that was going to be something unbelievably horrible oh that's not the thing that I'm giving you a secret oh okay I thought that was a secret the DLC dude this is actually really creepy just the way this like flickers on the TV and then all a sudden Sonic okay all right so what is the actual are you able to get out of this window and still record yes because it's just recording window okay cool okay so here so go into extra data files extra data files go into unsafe use it own risk oh no go to corrupted data oh no open up Sega net okay now I'll tell you the username uhhuh it's MJ studio right MJ Studio but do you remember the password yeah it was uh White Glove and then select your protocol to be seanet oops seanet wow you know your here is it just mg Studio yeah it might be that ler case wh H1 T3 g l o v e there we go okay allow access oh this is like legit oh oh my God yeah you're signing on to Sega net so you just patched your your computer to be able to go into SE what the hell this is so weird there's a lot going on on just going to have to download some data first this is like some Next Level here like I have no idea I would never have been able to get this all right so now it's going to start downloading some data great yeah cool oh it's just totally harmless I bet and then once it's done one more there you go y yay did that really do that or was that just like an emulation okay second that's running at full speed though that's it's very dangerous please don't mess around serious matter oh Jesus s going too fast so now well he has this little special message for you after this there you go W gry okay cool thanks all right go back to so now you're logged into second net so go to exit exit so the first thing you're going to want to do uhhuh you're going to want to create your Sonic okay so it should be saved already the Sonic that you made yeah it was Flame the immortal hedgy sweet there he is flame The Immortal H's beautiful thank you go to photo booth photo booth and and oh the heck it was like take screenshot oh there you go upload the second that wait hang on let me get the there we go that's a great shot nice thank you yeah upload him to second that oh so now now you can use him in the MMO RPG Eggman origin Dreamcast was an amazing machine really ahead of its time I love the Dreamcast yeah I did too like it's one of my favorite consoles upload success okie dokie then all right go back okay quit that oh this is so weird Eggman origin I go to Eggman origin yep and then play play oh yeah that's not my guy so have fun what what do I do now log in you can't just leave me I'm not going to give you any information about this MMO oh come on okay bye okay oh why does this feel so much like Spore is this like Spore is this somehow like Spore oh wow I have no idea hello oh you are creepier than I thought you'd be how are you oh oh oh oh okay wa that is wait wo no no no no no no no no no no okay oh oh oh oh no oh wow oh oh no oh oh no no no no oh here you go buddy oh yeah I know it's so good I'm sorry you're you're welcome you're welcome you're welcome okay you're welcome Eggman so happy I could help my loving child a mother's job is never done where is Grandpa you know what I don't know and I don't have time for you right now I got to for some reason I can't like control the freaking cameras you want some of this you want some of I know it's tasty I know yeah I know I know oh come on get it just reach for a little more come on you got it you got it you got oh you almost had it that time oh yeah oh yeah you want it oh little boy okay you got it all right eat it up eat it up eat it up you're a you're a jiggling little Jiggly okay gonna go and get your food here you go here you go you insatiable bastard eat up you disgusting freak those sounds aren't very reassuring also you know I'm just kind to treating Egg Baby good you might get an award I might also get a whole lot of nightmares like that's just another concern that I have in my brain here you go big boy come on eat up eat up eat up eat up eat up don't eat me don't eat me don't eat me thank you okay father oh oh okay I heard something about a grandfather but I was distracted by the holy happening in front of me do I get an award do I get an award from the Egg Baby I mean that's a big baby well the music got a whole lot less terrifying that's reassuring I'm sure when I get to the top of this Tower I'm actually going to have a good time oh hey no no no no no okay all right okay okay I was hoping for not this but it seems like I got exactly this Sonic the hedgeh Sonic has ascended you have one ascensions good submit name to Paradise mar mar Mark Mark Mary mar mar Mary okay Marky oh good oh good I got oh good good for me I'm so happy that that happened that is great cool cool oo I think I'm done I think I'm done pretty sure I'm done pretty sure I'm done here pretty sure I am done pretty sure I'm done so that was Sonic dreams collection holy crap I think my life has been changed I think everything I knew about reality is now over and all my you know everything that I've tried to accomplish up until this point in my life is for not I will never be able to sleep again without seeing Eggman reaching down to bite my worm in my dreams it is going to be a horrible time and you can play this game for yourself maybe there's more secrets that I haven't found which I'm willing to bet there are thanks for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye wowwait oh oh I see oh oh no oh no it's not easy being pregnant hi hello oh ask me how to avoid rashes oh okay hello Dr Eggman you two are holding hands I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing oh it's a miracle it's a miracle someone made this game oh please stop smashing the glass no I need to get the hell out of here why wouldn't I do that okay boink okay I did it hello can I please leave now oh good I'm the father who's the father who's the oh hey what that's little bizarre but okay I ain't going to question it at this point cuz holy hell when do I capture the magic oh what the hell what the hell are you kidding me oh my goodness gravy whoa well that's a thing okay o whoa what the hell that wasn't supposed to happen hang on oh hi there you are okay we got it good everyone's done and Tails was the father all along okay going to take this with me cuz un birthing room you godamn right it is oh boy what the hell whoa am I not done yet why am I not done oh no oh no oh oh what am I inside oh that should that should never be a question that's asked when I'm playing a Sonic game what am I inside oh oh this is becoming increasing difficult to fap to I am still inside the thing that I didn't want to be inside good thing I brought this with me oh wow oh Cy Christmas oh what in the balls what in the is this what is even any of this okay okay okay I'm putting a filter on that bad boy because holy hell let's see let's capture a little bit of this magic going on here put that down for a second okay I know I need to illuminate this I wouldn't have been able to see this otherwise oh wow just get a little little B that yeah it looks good okay that's that's good that's good that's good that's good you want this you want this are you the baby am I the baby I know where I am I know some people have pieced together where I is uh okay I need to take this with me good thing I brought this I had no idea I was even supposed to okay oh oh no oh no no no no oh god oh oh so bad oh God what are you doing you didn't warn me Aaron you didn't warn me I just got birthed there's a baby B this here what the I got birthed by Rogue and this baby ass horrifying thing first of all her name is Rouge oh sorry Rouge yeah R the back you finished it you can go to the rap party now wow that's a really nice video you did dude thank you thank I put a filter on that artfully done yeah I I I took I'm glad I took the Chaos Emerald with me after it shot out of Sonic's butthole straight up well go to the rap party man enjoy I can't wait I'm just going to fap to this for a little bit and then uh then I'm going to go to the rap party a fat party yes exactly okay we're going to the rap party oh well this looks nice so far I mean everything seems to be a desolate Wasteland kind of like the part in uh bloodborne oh everyone's on fire good burn it down to the ground it takes a village to raise a child oh I don't want to sign the guest book I really don't oh I don't I don't okay okie well there we go everybody we we made a movie Sonic Movie Maker was a grand success I'm so happy that happened wow download content download content okay there's only one more game that we have to endure my roommate Sonic I can't imagine how this is going to be bad in any way come back to my place I don't want to my roommate Sonic is an autobiographical game which explores a human Hedgehog relationship set in a modern apartment complex my son remate Sonic was a flawless step into virtual reality the Sega VR headset was never released so this game to was buried okay all righty then I don't even want to play this in Oculus what the did you just do will you change the resolution on me oh crap okay here we go begin oh boy oh oh well this hey yeah buddy yeah buddy I just saw a movie of you oh hello have you told your roommate how you feel about him H I don't believe you okay SE life yeah carpedm that hedgehog look out my window oh what's that hello Eggman are you hoping that I get in this relationship just follow my lead give him the tickle I don't I don't I'm go with I'm going give you the tickles going to give you ow password White Glove white white glove with a one and a three and a capital G all right okay go for the kill what do you mean Eggman uh my Nole arm what the hell just happened let me retract that back in there so what do you mean by go for the kill oh I see I got to wait for the right opportunity I guess oh the foot oh there we go oh oh he just uh shot rings every oh h no no no I don't want any no no thank you no no please no I should no means no I don't want to okay oh okay thanks thanks Eggman just got to got to got to stare deep and I don't want to do this anymore I don't want to do this anymore okay all right then okay hi oh oh okay I'm scared I have no head okay I got lost in the Sonic I got lost in the Sonic I got lost in the oh no no no no okay oh good okay oh good okay oh oh boy oh boy I hope this is what you no I stopped getting what I wanted a long time ago oh yes please boop boop on that let's just Boop that away cool bonus stage is this what you wanted Aaron is this what you wanted bonus stage let's make a movie oh hey Aaron you want to just come in here and join me for the rest of this you want to like just join me for the rest of this this episode cuz I have uh uh I I don't Hello Aaron's here by the way hi for his first appearance on my channel oh isn't that weird okay so like uh here you go is this going to be weirder than else roommates roommates what do you think it's going to be well I mean we were just seeing the oh hey why oh okay you know you got to get that camera oh so I got to climb up his crotch to be able to what's down there maybe not exactly I I see something down there okay so I'm just G to you can do it I I don't know if I can no you can do it believe in you crap how do I do it oh maybe if you can't climb up his legs maybe you got to bring the camera to you oh oh oh oh okay wait wait wait come back here this is so stupid it's so stupid I I lost it at the uh the the orgy part that's when things got really weird what happened I I brought Tails behind the building and then I got the Burning Heart and I didn't know what that symbolized so how do I get this to stay what the are you talking about you brought Tails all the way behind the building yeah you didn't go back behind the building there was an egg that said like I love Tails but I'm so lonely and I can't go see him I'm so shy yeah and then then I brought him back behind the building just pull it towards you man I'm trying it's not oh this is taking forever okay got it got it got it yeah so you didn't get that one okay no well I'm so glad I got that hi Sonic how's your movie how's it going to look I don't know what do I want to do make a movie of a movie of a movie of movie oh so I just wait no just move you this one put a filter on that bad boy nice sweet filter just using the glitch filter the whole time exactly why wouldn't I is this all I'm supposed to do I mean whatever you want to do wait stage is there something else I could do I don't know can I play Snake oh oh nice did you not get this either what the heck man you you are the true Explorer I know I'm just like the best well oh well whatever who cares all right I guess that's just get a little shot of that for the last few seconds of the film very nice thank you I'll just get out here now you did it was that it you you you leading me to believe that was going to be something unbelievably horrible oh that's not the thing that I'm giving you a secret oh okay I thought that was a secret the DLC dude this is actually really creepy just the way this like flickers on the TV and then all a sudden Sonic okay all right so what is the actual are you able to get out of this window and still record yes because it's just recording window okay cool okay so here so go into extra data files extra data files go into unsafe use it own risk oh no go to corrupted data oh no open up Sega net okay now I'll tell you the username uhhuh it's MJ studio right MJ Studio but do you remember the password yeah it was uh White Glove and then select your protocol to be seanet oops seanet wow you know your here is it just mg Studio yeah it might be that ler case wh H1 T3 g l o v e there we go okay allow access oh this is like legit oh oh my God yeah you're signing on to Sega net so you just patched your your computer to be able to go into SE what the hell this is so weird there's a lot going on on just going to have to download some data first this is like some Next Level here like I have no idea I would never have been able to get this all right so now it's going to start downloading some data great yeah cool oh it's just totally harmless I bet and then once it's done one more there you go y yay did that really do that or was that just like an emulation okay second that's running at full speed though that's it's very dangerous please don't mess around serious matter oh Jesus s going too fast so now well he has this little special message for you after this there you go W gry okay cool thanks all right go back to so now you're logged into second net so go to exit exit so the first thing you're going to want to do uhhuh you're going to want to create your Sonic okay so it should be saved already the Sonic that you made yeah it was Flame the immortal hedgy sweet there he is flame The Immortal H's beautiful thank you go to photo booth photo booth and and oh the heck it was like take screenshot oh there you go upload the second that wait hang on let me get the there we go that's a great shot nice thank you yeah upload him to second that oh so now now you can use him in the MMO RPG Eggman origin Dreamcast was an amazing machine really ahead of its time I love the Dreamcast yeah I did too like it's one of my favorite consoles upload success okie dokie then all right go back okay quit that oh this is so weird Eggman origin I go to Eggman origin yep and then play play oh yeah that's not my guy so have fun what what do I do now log in you can't just leave me I'm not going to give you any information about this MMO oh come on okay bye okay oh why does this feel so much like Spore is this like Spore is this somehow like Spore oh wow I have no idea hello oh you are creepier than I thought you'd be how are you oh oh oh oh okay wa that is wait wo no no no no no no no no no no okay oh oh oh oh no oh wow oh oh no oh oh no no no no oh here you go buddy oh yeah I know it's so good I'm sorry you're you're welcome you're welcome you're welcome okay you're welcome Eggman so happy I could help my loving child a mother's job is never done where is Grandpa you know what I don't know and I don't have time for you right now I got to for some reason I can't like control the freaking cameras you want some of this you want some of I know it's tasty I know yeah I know I know oh come on get it just reach for a little more come on you got it you got it you got oh you almost had it that time oh yeah oh yeah you want it oh little boy okay you got it all right eat it up eat it up eat it up you're a you're a jiggling little Jiggly okay gonna go and get your food here you go here you go you insatiable bastard eat up you disgusting freak those sounds aren't very reassuring also you know I'm just kind to treating Egg Baby good you might get an award I might also get a whole lot of nightmares like that's just another concern that I have in my brain here you go big boy come on eat up eat up eat up eat up eat up don't eat me don't eat me don't eat me thank you okay father oh oh okay I heard something about a grandfather but I was distracted by the holy happening in front of me do I get an award do I get an award from the Egg Baby I mean that's a big baby well the music got a whole lot less terrifying that's reassuring I'm sure when I get to the top of this Tower I'm actually going to have a good time oh hey no no no no no okay all right okay okay I was hoping for not this but it seems like I got exactly this Sonic the hedgeh Sonic has ascended you have one ascensions good submit name to Paradise mar mar Mark Mark Mary mar mar Mary okay Marky oh good oh good I got oh good good for me I'm so happy that that happened that is great cool cool oo I think I'm done I think I'm done pretty sure I'm done pretty sure I'm done here pretty sure I am done pretty sure I'm done so that was Sonic dreams collection holy crap I think my life has been changed I think everything I knew about reality is now over and all my you know everything that I've tried to accomplish up until this point in my life is for not I will never be able to sleep again without seeing Eggman reaching down to bite my worm in my dreams it is going to be a horrible time and you can play this game for yourself maybe there's more secrets that I haven't found which I'm willing to bet there are thanks for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye wow\n"