The Unpredictable World of Mystery Tech: A Journey Through Audio Cancellation and Robot Sauruses

As we delve into the world of Mystery Tech, it becomes clear that this is not your average gadget review show. From the moment we step into the studio, it's apparent that something is amiss. The audio level is uncomfortably low, making it difficult to hear any conversation or sound effects. It's as if our brains are submerged in a vacuum, unable to pick up on even the slightest hint of noise.

But this anomaly sets the tone for what's to come – an episode filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our host, Austin Evans, seems unfazed by the poor audio quality, but we can't help feeling that something is off. And then, just as we're getting accustomed to the silence, a robot saurus bursts onto the scene, its derpy demeanor leaving us in stitches.

The robot saurus, affectionately referred to as "derpy," is a sight to behold. Its long arms and wonky movements make it look like it's perpetually awkward, but Austin seems to find its quirks charming. As we watch the robot stumble about, we can't help but wonder what other surprises this episode has in store for us.

And then, disaster strikes – Ken becomes distracted by a mysterious fire extinguisher, leading to an unexpected sequence of events that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. It's like watching a surreal dream unfold before our eyes, with bread flying through the air and Austin shouting "Artesano" at the top of his lungs.

The Bob Ross Toaster: A Gadget that Will Leave You Perplexed

As we take a closer look at the show's star attraction – the Bob Ross toaster – it becomes clear that this gadget is more than just a simple appliance. It's an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, dipped in confusion. And when Austin attempts to demonstrate its features, things quickly spiral out of control.

It turns out that this toaster has a tendency to ignore traditional toast-ejecting mechanisms, leaving us wondering if it's actually trying to sabotage our breakfast routine. The fact that it refuses to pop up the toast at all is especially perplexing, making one wonder if the appliance is simply not functioning properly or if there's something more sinister at play.

As we struggle to comprehend the toaster's erratic behavior, the studio becomes increasingly chaotic. Ken stumbles about, trying to get bread into the toaster, while Austin becomes flustered by the malfunctioning appliance. The tension builds, and before long, the toaster catches on fire – leaving us with a scene that looks eerily reminiscent of Bob Ross himself.

The Unraveling Continuity: A Mystery Tech Disaster

As we wrap up this episode of Mystery Tech, it's clear that something has gone terribly wrong. The studio is left in shambles, with buckets of mystery goo scattered everywhere and the sound of Austin's frustrated sighs echoing through the air. But it's not just the physical space that's been affected – our very understanding of the show's continuity has been shattered.

It seems that this episode has become a casualty of its own success, as the creators struggled to keep up with the unpredictability of Mystery Tech. The result is a jumbled mess of events and sounds that leave us questioning what actually happened in this particular iteration of the show.

A Message from Matt

As we bid farewell to this chaotic episode of Mystery Tech, our host Matt takes to the mic to offer a message of gratitude to his fans. It's clear that he's been left reeling by the events of this episode, and his words are laced with a mix of humor and frustration.

"Give Matt all the love and support he deserves," he implores, as we can't help but feel for the poor man who has been subjected to this bewildering adventure. And so, if you'll excuse us, we'll be over here, shaking our heads in wonder at the unpredictable world of Mystery Tech.

The Secondary Channel: Where Matt Does Something Else

As we leave behind the mayhem of Mystery Tech, we're directed towards a secondary channel where Matt – or rather, someone who claims to be Matt – does something else. The implication is that this alternate reality is a place where Matt can express himself freely, without the constraints of Austin's eccentricities.

While it's unclear what exactly happens on this channel, we're led to believe that it's some sort of creative outlet for Matt's imagination. We can only speculate about the nature of these episodes, but one thing is certain – they offer a welcome respite from the chaos of Mystery Tech.

And so, as we bid farewell to another bizarre episode of Mystery Tech, we're left with more questions than answers. What exactly happened in this studio? Who is behind the show's seemingly endless mishaps? And what lies ahead for our intrepid host Austin Evans and his trusty sidekick Matt?

One thing is certain – with Mystery Tech, you can never quite predict what's coming next.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Ken Bolido.- Yeah.- Happy birthday my friend.- Can I open my eyes?- You can open your eyes.(squeaking)(laughing)- Here, I'll do you a solid.- Wait dude.Oh no.Great, great, great.I already hate it. Oh, it's balloons!Oh, it's balloons!Oh, I thought it was something else.- I'mnot used to throwing items.This is very strange.I'm gonna throw them from over here.- What is this?DEMA!Wait... more?Wait stop burning all your-Wait are you throwing literallyeverything to me right now?Wait, what?Wait, wait, wait, wait,hold on one at a time, dude.Have you ever seen Mystery Tech before?Let's see. What do we got here?These look like gloves,but I'm going to just guessthat they are not ordinarygloves.(upbeat background music)Okay.What the...(laugh)These are shiny!Wait, wait, knowing, knowing you guys,cause we did this once before.Do they light up?Are they supposed to light up?- They are.- You would think that it would beintuitive enough to have a power buttonsomewhere apparently obvious.That. The button is whereyour inner ankle would be.Inner ankle is it?Your-- Yeah.- Yeah.Oh it turned on! It's red.Wait, can I change the color?Red, red.If you just have red and a flashing red.That's uh, that's handy.So continuing the trend.We have these shining glasses.- Yeah.It's looking awfullydangerous right there.- These look very awful.I'm in the future ladies and gentlemen.Wow. Why is the nose bridgecompletely part plastic?♪ Around the world ♪♪ Around the world ♪♪ Around the world ♪♪ Around the world ♪- YeahI'm not really good atbeing on page... or tone or key.Whatever the music-- Or talking. All right.What is this?What can this be? It's a hooded thing.Oh my God. It's Kiryu Coco.- Who?(laughing)So what's your,what's your basically makingme do is wear a V tuber thingover my other V tuber thing.- Uh, yes.- This is like,if someone told me what peoplewear to rave and I just,(laughing)but I was blind and Ijust bought everything.That's what this is.- Oh, look at that.Look at that.- I look like everyone of ASUS' products,Republic of gamers.- Well!I'd like to formally apologizeto ASUS for Ken's comments.I do not condone themin any way whatsoever.- Hi, my name is Ken StrixBolito. How's it going?God, what am I doing?- So,Ken, I think it's actuallytime for mystery tech,now that you have your wardrobe.- Wait that wasn't mystery tech?- No, thatwas just uh, your wardrobe.- I'll keep the bow- Oh wait no I can't-Ah!Austin actually boughttech for mystery tech.- Yeah I know,pretty novel concept huh.- It is a novel concept.I wish I learned it.Okay. So Austin got mean, A-1 headphone adapter,which is a USBC deck.Literally know nothing about this-- So let me tell you,it is very highly reviewed on Amazon.It's like the best step upfrom like the headphone adapterthat comes in the box for you.- Ah!The NBRZX 1-10 Of course!Powerful high quality sound.Sure. Let me take alook at this deck first.That's a really excessive box for what isa normal size looking dongle.It passed all of its reports.Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.No fails.Must be good.I mean, I went to art school,so I didn't really matter.You went to art school too.And that was my professor fun fact.- And lookwhere you both ended up.- Well, I was going to say like,I'm upper management for Matt.So look at, look at where we-(yelling)sometimes, sometimes your professors justend up being your subordinates.Sometimes, sometimes lifejust works out like that.I don't know.(crinkling)- As expected ofthese plastic Sony cans,they feel very lightweight.They feel very plastic-y.But honestly,I feel like that's what somepeople want because you'regoing to be using thiswhen you're running,you're going to beusing this on the train.Sometimes not everyone wantsto wear expensive headphonesout for whatever reason that might be,but these should actuallysound pretty decent.I believe I've used aversion of these before.Like these have beenaround for quite a while.- I can definitely confirm.I used to use a pair of these headphones.These are a classic.- The volume is prettyloud. Even at around like 80%.I probably wouldn't Jackit up higher than that.So there's a lot ofheadroom with this DAC,for these headphones, whichis really nice to see.It sounds fantastic.What I really like aboutthese Sony headphones,especially for a lot of Sonyheadphones in this price rangeis the base response. Soit's not incredibly Boom-y,but there is a lot of basic detail there,but it doesn't compromisethe mids and highsas much as I thought it would likethe treble actually sounds pretty good.The vocals come out really well on this.This is a very well rounded pair for,you said less than 20 bucks, right?- The deck was $15and those headphones are only $9.99.- Are you serious? Theseheadphones are 10 bucks?- Yup.- Holy crap.- So $25 for the pair of those.- This is a really good set. Holy crap.- So Kent are you trying to saythat when I incorporatetech and mystery tech,I do a good job?- I would hope so.The expectation is that youknow about this stuff, not me.You almost did the Z-flip.- Good catch.- Now, if you're wondering howAustin is paying for all thismystery tech stuff,it is thanks to the sponsorof today's video mint, mobile,who has been working toslash phone bills down to$15 a month since 2016,by cutting out the instore retail experience,putting it all online andpassing on the savings to you.I think that was apretty good sales pitch.I try my best.Try my best.You might've heard of mint mobile from athing that happened last year,but they're days away now fromlaunching a brand new planthat is unlimited talk, textand data for $30 a month.30 bucks, Austin.30 bucks, which is less than half,of what the big carriers charge.And on top of that, youget the same reliability.With that, you get 35gigs of high speed data,which you can access on4G or 5G depending onwhich one's stronger.And in addition, ifyou have other devices,you have five gigs ofmobile hotspot included.I've really been liking thespeed and reliability ofmint mobile. So if that's got you curious,definitely go check out thelink in the description.Or go to mintmobile.com/austinand huge thanks to them forsponsoring mystery tech.What is in here? Oh, I already know.I already know. I see it peeking.This is the Sony 1000 X Mark four.Active noise canceling headphones.- The question is,do they sound better thanthe $10 pair of headphones?- Probably.- I'm gonna think so.- So I will say,probably something Ishouldn't say about mypresent from Austin Evans and company,but I think I'll actuallylike the older ones more.- What?!- This is saying thembefore even trying them.But,let me explain.One of the main reasons whyI think I would like thethousand X Mark threes more,is just because of compatibility.So on the Bluetooth side,this does have LDAC compatibility,which is a Bluetooth Code that'ssupported on Android anda bunch of Sony products,but the Mark threes werecompatible with Aptx,which is very important ifyou want to use it on a PC,because otherwise you'rekind of stuck withvery low end codex.And I tend to use myBluetooth headphones on my PC.So these probably won't work though.I'll have to try them to make sure though.I don't think I havea PC here to try them,but um, we'll see.- Try them on your Z-flip.- I will try them on my Z-flip becauseat the very least thathas LDAC compatibility.Oh wow.Already the active noisecancellation is heavy on these.Wow. I can barely hear my own voice.Holy crap.The Sony ANC headphones.Always really bass-y,I love it.Ooh. It's just the noisecancellation is so aggressive.Again. I can't hear myselftalk, which is a very-I don't even know what tothink about that actually.It's very weird.Play a song that- playa song that you like,just type something in.Test, test, test, test, test.Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin.Yeah. It's low.It's really low.- Like you can barely hearwhat people are saying around you.You can almost kind oftell they're talkingbut you really can't hearthem. It's very oppressive.It's like yeah you really-your head's like in a vacuum.- It's enough to zone yourself in.You can still hear alittle bit around you,but that is the most aggressive thatI've heard any wirelessheadphones, for noise cancellation.It's crazy.Wow. Okay.What is this?All right. So this is the robotosaur.He looks very derpy.(laughing)It's okay. He looks like hehas brain damaged already.I don't think that would haveadded or detracted anything.There we go.Oh.That looks stupid.He looks really dumb.Why are his arms so long?(roaring)(laughing)- Do you want to do something about this?Go, come on, yeah, go.Uh-huh uh-huh. Thatway, that way, that way.(crash)Not even mad, not even mad.God. Why?Why?All right, well.Back in the pen.All right. What did Austin Evans get me.What the hell is this?The Bob Ross toaster.I like how Mystery Techhas just become bothtoy dinosaurs and toasters.- Happy little treesKen, happy little trees.- Oh, Wes is here withthe fire extinguisher.That's all right.Oh, Austin just threw some bread.It's okay.Whew very (censor) at holding bread.When your bread doesn'tfit in the toaster.- I mean, that is Artesano bread.Like it's high quality bread.- It's not that high quality.It's good. This is actuallythe brand that I buy.- Excuse me.Artesano. Get that bread.- It's art-e-sano. Notar-tees-ano, you dumb asses.It's art-e-sano.All right, let's get that bread.(laughing)Okay.So my main problem withthis toaster is that,you know when toast is done,and it's just supposedto (clicks tongue) right?The thing that scaresAustin every morning? Yeah.It didn't do that.Which means I'm going tohave to either hand fix this,which I'm not going to do.Cause I like my fingers.- By the way,in this drawer where we hideall of our important things todo videos like screwdrivers,and I fix the kits and whatnot.We also have our(laughing)Naruto kunai's.- I mean.(laughing)- We're good. My legs are intact,I didn't stab myself, This one is uh-- Oh, Ken!- Those aren't chopsticks!Oh.- There you go. Bob Rossladies and gentlemen.Bob Ross.-Can we try and do this toone more piece of bread?- Why?- A higher temperature.-Yes, please. Not zero.- IT did not go down any more.This is the (censor)toaster I've ever seen.See some smoke.- It is actually- I think it will actuallycombust and light on fire.It has a lot of smoke.- It does looka little suspicious.Cause that doesn't look like the nicelike steam that looks like actual fire.- No, it's it's fine.I'm monitoring it. If it catcheson fire, I'll let you know.Okay. Actually that is burning the bread.- Oh, pumped out.- Perfect timing.(laughing)Look at that! It actuallylooks like Bob Ross.Ladies and gentlemen here,we have you versus the one shetells you not to worry about.- Is anyoneworried about him though?- Something's comingup behind me. Isn't it?- Happy Birthday Ken.- Well enjoy cleaning this up, Matt.Wait, there's another thing?What is even up there on the ceiling?There's a bucket, Oh,there's more bucket stuff.Oh, I see.You just have to keepdoing it and undoing ituntil more fall down. Okay.That's a lot.I know this is the end ofmystery tech because this ruinsall of our continuity in the edit.So thank you very much for watchingthis episode of Mystery Tech.I hope you enjoyed,If you liked me being onMystery Tech instead of Austin,please let me know in the comments below,otherwise check out our secondary channel.This is where Matt...does something unless Austin's on camera?Because he's usually on cameramore than Matt nowadays,which is kind of sad.Give Matt all the love andsupport he deserves it.And otherwise, thanks for watching.He does.(squeaking)