Don't Chat With Strangers

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Don't Chat With Strangers. Now, this is a simulator of what happens when you answer a call in the middle of the night. Someone you don't know.

As we begin, high pitched noise can be heard in the background, indicating that Mark has started playing a game. The sound of a car engine roaring to life fills the air as Mark's excitement builds up. "Oh, We're driving," Mark says, his voice filled with anticipation. "Where are we driving?" he continues, "I didn't know we'd be driving."

The game starts, and Mark quickly becomes immersed in the world of Mech Vs. Fruits. The sound of a loud, cartoonish "MeVs" music plays as Mark jumps into the action. He exclaims, "Oh! Lovely." A burst of energy and excitement fills his voice.

Mark's enthusiasm for the game is infectious, and he dives headfirst into the gameplay. His movements are rapid-fire as he navigates through the digital world. The sound of his keyboard clacking away at incredible speeds can be heard in the background, a testament to Mark's dedication to the game. As he plays, Mark continues to narrate his experience, providing commentary and insights into the game.

As the gameplay progresses, Mark becomes more focused on his objective: beating the game. His determination is palpable as he works tirelessly to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies. The sound of digital combat fills the air, a symphony of explosions, gunfire, and explosions that underscores Mark's unwavering dedication to victory.

Despite his efforts, Mark encounters setbacks and frustrations along the way. A particular challenge proves particularly difficult, and Mark becomes momentarily stymied. His frustration is evident as he struggles to overcome the hurdle, but he refuses to give up. With renewed determination, Mark tackles the challenge once again, his resolve strengthened by each attempt.

Mark's commentary provides a unique window into his thought process as he navigates the game. He offers insights and analysis of his actions, often poking fun at himself for mistakes or misjudgments. This lighthearted approach helps to break down the tension of the gameplay, creating an immersive experience that is both entertaining and engaging.

As Mark continues to play, he begins to uncover hidden secrets and Easter eggs within the game. His excitement grows as he discovers new areas to explore and challenges to overcome. The sound of his keyboard clacking away becomes more rapid-fire, a testament to his growing enthusiasm for the game.

Mark's commentary takes on a different tone as he delves deeper into the game. He begins to ask questions about the game's design and mechanics, seeking clarification on certain aspects of gameplay. His curiosity is evident, and he is determined to learn as much as possible about this complex and challenging game.

One particular aspect of the game proves particularly interesting to Mark. He becomes fascinated by the game's multiple endings, each triggered by a specific set of actions or choices. Mark's commentary becomes more analytical as he tries to understand how these different endings are achieved. His curiosity is piqued, and he begins to experiment with different strategies in an effort to uncover all of the game's secrets.

As Mark continues to play, his commentary takes on a more introspective tone. He reflects on his own experiences playing games, sharing stories and anecdotes about past adventures. His voice becomes more relaxed, and he begins to open up about his personal life and interests outside of gaming.

Mark's enthusiasm for the game is contagious, and he encourages viewers to share their own thoughts and opinions about Mech Vs. Fruits. He invites them to join in on the conversation, sharing their own experiences with similar games. This collaborative approach creates a sense of community among viewers, who feel invested in the gameplay and eager to participate.

As Mark nears the end of his playthrough, he begins to reflect on what he has learned from the game. His commentary takes on a more thoughtful tone as he considers the themes and mechanics that make Mech Vs. Fruits such a compelling experience. He shares his insights with viewers, offering analysis and commentary that adds depth and complexity to the gameplay.

In conclusion, Mark's playthrough of Mech Vs. Fruits is an engaging and entertaining experience that showcases the game's unique charm and appeal. His commentary provides a rich source of insight into the game's mechanics and design, as well as his own personal experiences and thoughts on the subject.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Don't Chat With Strangers. Now, this is asimulator of what happens when you answer a call in the middle of the night?Someone you don't know.(high pitched noise)Oh. We're driving. Where are we driving to? I didn't know we'd be driving.Oh!Mech Vs. Fruits? (game music)Oh! Lovely.Ooh.Ah, yay!AHH. I'vebeen goofed.All right, enough of that.Buttons.Single player.I guess technically this is reminiscent of every video game.How many times can you press this button for a score?I dunno, but I could press it a lot apparently.*Mark making weird noises*164! Wow, not even a congratulations? Not even a high score; nothing.Okay, all right then. Chat.Hello.Woman: HI BOI. YOU THERE?Nah.OOOKAY... Alrighty thenooOOOOH!What?! (phone ringing)What the HELL happened?!(phone still ringing)I just got in the game!You told me not to chat with strangers and now I'm dead!OH GOD.Is that a... penis?What's that supposed to be?Okay, so there's multiple endings of the game I've heard.Let's try a normal chat then, shall we?Hi. Hi cutie.Hi cutie. Hey, how's it going?Hey, how ya doing?Woman: WHAT'S UP?It's fine.Not your business.Not your business? What-you -- What you think?Woman: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. :/And?Um, excuse me?!Pardon moi-- this isn't real.Woman: GAS IS LEAKING.What?Run for your life--Woman: ARE YOU OK?How can you know it?Woman: GIRLS KNOW THINGS.Well, guys know things too!Uh.Woman: I AM SO FULL.Same-sies!HI. Uh, guh-- I--I can't move my mouse! I can't move my moUUUSe!AHH!DANGER-- oh.Okay.Woman: YOU WEREN'T ASLEEP?Actually, I was.HUH! Uh, um-- ex- excuse you!Pardon moi!Ah, bed boner.(mumbles) What?(SCREAMS) Oh god. Oh GOD.That's not what I expected out of the bed boner.This is a weird game.It's a weird game this's a weird game. Hey, ohHello. Yes. Hello.What's your name? I'll be nice this time.Woman: HI BOI.Hi.Woman: NICE TO *MEAT* YOU.Do I know you?Nice to-- oh no. Nice to MEAT you.Woman: WE MET ONCE BEFORE. :)OH I remember! Oh yeah, back at Craig's place.Woman: REALLY?Woman: WHEN DID WE MEET THEN?Party at Chad's!You remember Chad?Yeah, Greg Chad; that's his name.Woman: I DON'T KNOW ANY CHAD'S.Everybody knows a Chad, who are you talking about?Woman: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME?I don't lie. I'd never lie.Why would I lie? I'd never lie. Not to you.Woman: I DON'T LIKE LIARS.oHH. God dammit! Again with this?!(YELLING) OHUHUWAHY WHYYY?(splodey noise and Markimoo signature scream)WHY DID THAT 'SPLODE?wHY DID THAT 'SPLODE?Why did that 'splode?All right, let's check out whatever horrible things I have in my own home.Good, okay. That's upside down now.Oh. I'm outside.I didn't know that was-- AUGH.I'M sorry...(laughing softly) Excuse you.(laughing a little louder) Excuse YOU.Let's try actually having a normal conversation.How about that?Hi.How are you?Are you good?Woman: NICE TO *MEAT* YOU.It's 'meet'.Woman: MRIMVERYSMART?You must be fun at parties.Sorry, I'm sleepy.fuck me.Woman: SO AM I. WANNA PLAY 'BUTTONS'?What ins versus Lucy let's button down you you ready lose it a game of buttonsHey, oh you're oh, you're no good at buttons. Oh loosen up my button, babyOh yeah, you think you could beat me at buttons up and button mashing till I was 12 babyOh, you ain't never seen buttons this button before oh. God my pots or so, but what's are so loose. Oh?Yeah, that's a good button. It's good button mashingPretty good pretty good nice. Try hard. Ohnow this button, it's so tight ahNot loose at all this button is hard ohI bet dude that was pretty fun. Yeah it was for me too. We should try it sounds greatYou want to loosen up my buttons again?mm um um um um IwonderHow does your voice sound oh sexy listen to this yeah? Yeah? Why not? I'll call ya, heyI'll call you baby. My number is I can't remember this oneOh, yeah, oh, well that ain't goodWhat what what?Why what this happened, and you want to run that by me in with them, okay?What happened?What happened? I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. I don't know how many endings there are to this game, okay?I'm trying down the call route again. This is just Gonna restart itohNo, that is ohEverything went better than expectedAll right error log. Hello nice to meet you sameOh, my number is seven one three one four three one five six here. We got well that me ignore thatFix got it. OhWell, that's bizarreDon't know why they didn't work that should have whoo except one three one four three oneFive six knows it rightDo you have any I don't like that? I have lots of hobbiesIReally dosmooch okay smoochiesPlaying bindi games like that that's pretty cool good. Hobby. What's your favourite River raid? Oh?Wow, River raid you don't like that one is that not your favorite game catan ready for that number, baby?I'm here. I'm an Eager beaver. OhWelcome back ago. I don't like that. OhWhat did I do to deserve that could you call me not really?Not gonna beg you, okay, here comes my dad. OhNever mind. What I doSomething going on here. That's not rightThis is the sound of my voice are you listening?It's real goodAt playing video games. I love it. Love it is Great. Well my thing Love my favorite Mac versus fruitsIt's a good one viewer of it none of you have well. It's pretty difficultHave you ever beaten it? No? I haven't wouldn't lie be can I watch you play anyway sure as soon asBum bitty bitty pretty big yeah, but other boob okay. I'm downStart the game you've got it, babyStarted it don't knowWell, I got level one. Oh yeah. Hell. Yeah, wait, okay?Hell yeah, I'm gonna beat it for you. How do I give these guys hey? Oh God damn it? Hope I didn't disappoint a ladydamn it ahCome on. Oh God damn it this death. I was just about to try to click on that thing or something. Oh wowOkay, so anywayIt gets more frustrating because I know there's something else deeper in here, but it takes so many layers to get to thatIt's just a it's just a hassle to get to so if there isAnother secret deep down in here. I don't know what that is, but you guys can find out for yourselfI'll put a link to the game in the description below. It's interesting it is interesting. I do like it. There's wooSomething to that, but there's there's something to this that's really appealing but just a little bitI wish it was a bit more transparent, but either way.Thank you everybody so much for watching!And let me know what you thought in the comments below.As always, I will see you...in the next video.. buh bye!\n"