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**Effortless Shaving with GilletteLabs Razer Razor**

Austin, hold out your hand. (table thuds) (shaving gel squelches) - Ah! What's that? - I thought it was gonna be foam. Oh, it smells lovely. Is that a Razer razor? That is a Razer razor. Razer make razors now? That is correct. This is the GilletteLabs Razer razor.

The razor promises effortless shaving in one efficient stroke. Same. What? Hmm. All right, so I'm going to wash my hands, and then unbox the Razer razor. Yeah, you just kind of jumped into it. Gamers don't shave. We don't compromise like that. You know, like... Gamers rarely need to shave.

**Razer Razor Features**

So this comes with some Razer Gold. And oh my god, it comes with a magnetic base. Are you kidding me right now? Wait, really? There you go. So if you wanted to display your Razer razor on your cool streaming setup, boy, oh boy, does Gillette X Razer have your Razer razor on lock.

Oh wow, we got some left-right action? Oh, (slap) son. That is an advanced Razer razor technology. So it's got four blades, which looks sharp. It also has a little strip on the top and bottom. To lubricate. Lubrication for your single stroke, and then you've also got a serial number on the top.

**Testing the Razer Razor**

And let's investigate how well the Razer razor works. I can't see anything, so I'm just going to hope that I land on a nice spot. Wow, that's sharp. I hear the hairs being sliced off my face. So not only am I using the Z Flip as a recording tool, but I'm also using it to shave with, all right.

I feel like I just had the RGB experience. That really good blade made me a really good, bad gamer. Now you know who loves to charge you lots of money for gaming accessories? Razer. You know who likes to charge you lots of money for razors? Gillette and Razer.

**Additional Information**

How much is my Razer razor? For one. How much are additional Razer razors for my Razer razor? I don't know if they exist. Do they just... Do you just throw this whole thing away when you need another Razer razor? Probably. It's called a disposable razor.

Well, they probably just have the... No, no, you can take this thing off, right? Yeah, they probably have the Gillette blades, right? Yeah. Right. I thought those were bigger. If I'm honest with you, this exists for the meme.

**Conclusion**

But you could walk around and say that you shave with a Razer razor. Big thank you to today's sponsor, Bitdefender. Bitdefender is constantly rated as one of the best cybersecurity companies in the industry. Tons of the biggest companies in the world rely on their technology.

And another huge thank you to Bitdefender for sponsoring this video and keeping us safe. Okay, I got that one mostly. Woo, it's got some heft to it. Okay, all right, all right. So this is the Alpha Freewrite, and what it looks like is a little mechanical keyboard and a tiny screen on it, and then does it print?

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Austin, hold out your hand.(table thuds)(shaving gel squelches)- Ah! What's that?- I thought it was gonna be foam.- Oh, it smells lovely.Is that a Razer razor?- That is a Razer razor.- Razer make razors now?- Razer does make razors now.- This is the GilletteLabs Razer razor.(laughs) Effortlessly shave...- Oh, we weren't gonna shave that.(cast members laughing)- I'll say whatever this shaving cream is,it smells delightful.If I cut myself on this Razer razor,I'm gonna be really upset.I do think I maybe have alittle too much shaving cream.Oh, thank you.- You just soiledyour forehead. (laughs)- How did you even manage that?- Where is it?So this promises effortlessshaving in one efficient stroke.Same.- What? Hmm.- Hmm.- All right, so I'mgoing to wash my hands,and then unbox the Razer razor.- Yeah, you justkind of jumped into it.- Gamers don't shave. Wedon't compromise like that.- You know, like-- Gamers rarely need to shave.- We talk about like, yeah,gamers needing razors,but I think Razer needs to team upwith Old Spice for some deodorant.Have you ever been toan eSports tournament?Jesus (fart) Christ.(Austin laughs)- Oh I just, oh, wow.- That's actually kind of nice.- That's, holy, what the? Whyis the Razer razor so big?Do you see how big that Razer razor is?- Because it'san effortless stroke.- Now it comes with some Razer Gold.And oh my god, it comeswith a magnetic base.Are you kidding me right now?- Wait, really?(cast members laugh)- There you go.So if you wanted todisplay your Razer razoron your cool streaming setup, boy, oh boy,does Gillette X Razer haveyour Razer razor on lock.Oh wow, we got some left-right action?Oh, (slap) son.That is an advancedRazer razor technology.So it's got four blades,which looks sharp.It also has a little stripon the top and bottom.- To lubricate.- Lubrication for your single stroke,and then you've also got aserial number on the top.Boy, this is some very fancy (slap).And let's investigate howwell the Razer razor works.I can't see anything,so I'm just gonna hopethat I land on a nice spot.Wow, that's sharp.I hear the hairs being sliced off my face.So not only am I using theZ Flip as a recording tool,but I'm also using it toshave with, all right.I feel like I just had the RGB experience.That really good blade made mea really good, bad gamer.Now you know who loves to charge you lotsof money for gaming accessories?Razer.You know who likes to chargeyou lots of money for razors?Gillette and Razer.How much is my Razer razor?- $15.- For one?How much are additional Razerrazors for my Razer razor?- I don't know if they exist.- Do they just-- Do you just throwthis whole thing away whenyou need another Razer razor?- Probably-- It's called adisposable razor.- Well, they probablyjust have the-- No, no,you can take this thing off, right?- Yeah, they probably havethe Gillette blades, right?- Yeah.Right.- I thought those were bigger.- If I'm honest with you,this exists for the meme.But you could walk aroundand say that you shave with a Razer razor.Big thank you to today'ssponsor, Bitdefender.Bitdefender is constantly ratedas one of the best cybersecuritycompanies in the industry.Tons of the biggestcompanies in the world relyon their technology.But now any businesscan have Bitdefender'senterprise-level protectionwith GravityZone Small Business Security.Remote work has opened up tonsof new opportunities for small businesses,but it also comes withheadaches like poor security.Working remotely can be less securebecause it's difficult todefend in multiple locationswith potentially different setups.On top of that,remote workers might usenon-secure internet connections,or the computers may be vulnerablebecause of out-of-date software.That means hackers canintercept security credentialsto steal sensitive data orcompromise business accounts.That's where GravityZone SmallBusiness Security comes in.Its robust security includesrealtime threat detectionand behavior monitoringto ensure your workers aresafe no matter where they are.And a centralizedmanagement hub makes it easyfor IT administrators toremotely update softwareand maintain security across devices.Definitely be sure to go checkout GravityZone Small Business Securityat the link in the descriptionto get an exclusive 50% off discount.And another huge thank you to Bitdefenderfor sponsoring this videoand keeping us safe.(box thuds)Okay, I got that one mostly.Woo, it's got some heft to it.Okay, all right, all right.So this is the Alpha Freewrite,and what it looks like is alittle mechanical keyboardand a tiny screen on it,and then does it print?"Zero distraction, wifi cloud syncing,lightweight and portable,fast refresh display,mechanical keyboard,and desktop kickstand."This seems like a dumb product.I actually feel likeI'm kind of down for it.Like it is actually kind of cool.Inside, we have the AlphaFreewrite. Okay, all right.So it's actually largerthan I would think.So it's like a keyboard,but it's really big.- It's like if Teenage Engineeringmade a Fisher-Price toy.- Actually, that's agreat way to describe it.So I will say,(plastic shell tapping)very cheapy plastic feel.Not a great sign. Youdo have the wrist rest.Oh, ooh. Oh wait, no, here,let me pop up the stands.So it does have a stand.Yeah, that's gonna be better.(keyboard clacking)Oh.Look, when I saw like typewritery thing,I thought we're talkinglike real typewriter like.(Austin imitates typewriter clacking)- My dude wanted an Underwood.- I do!Or at least, I don't know,something cool, all right."Your distraction-freewriting experience awaits."We're gonna have to geta real zoom in on this'cause I'll tell you,it's not a great screen."Today," ooh, it's very responsive."Ken throw a box at me."This is neat though. So thekeyboard itself is fine.I do wish, while it's mechanical,I do wish it was a littlebit more click-clacky.I don't know the battery life,I assume it is enormously long.And the fact that youcan just write all day,you can plug it into yourcomputer and copy documents off,or you can sync it and haveit automatically show upon like Google Docs andeverything, it's great.Here's my question,and it's gonna really determinemy thoughts on this productbecause it is very plasticky.(plastic shell taps)How much is the Alpha Freewrite?- It has 100 hours of battery life.- Lovely, great.- And you are correct,it uses like mechanical keys.So it uses the Kailh ChocV2 low-profile switches.- Totally fine, yep.- It is $350.(Ken laughs)- Look man, I get, I get it,I get it, I get it, you know.If you are the kind of personwho gets distracted easily,not that I've ever beendistracted a day in my life.I want to like this. Ikind of do still like it.For 350 bucks, I get it,we're obviously notjust buying a keyboard.You know, there's somesoftware, there's a screen,there's other stuff going on,but it just, it's alittle too plastic for me.And I understand theidea that you want thisto be somewhat lightweightand when you fold it up,you can kinda like slide it in your bag,much like you could putlike a laptop in there.Like that's great, that's fine.I think we need a little bit morefor this thing to be worth it,but I would give them-- Say less, buddy. Say less.- What do you mean, "Sayless"? Are we to buy the beta?- No, we can buy you the better one.- So next episode of "Mystery Tech",we'll have the better versionthat you didn't get, it's $1,000?The fact that no one's saying anythingmakes me very concerned, ha ha ha.They don't have $1,000version of this, do they?- Say less, buddy.- Oh, God.- All right. Oh, that's heavy.- Okay.- This, oh my god, Ken, thisis for cargo aircraft only.You just flew that like itwas a passenger aircraft.- And it landed like a Boeing.- (laughs) Oh.- Oh, man.- Sorry, I was-- I noticedthere's no wheels on it.I didn't realize you could buy Ken online.- How do you buy Ken?- So I was browsing,and I'm like, "Oh, I could buy Ken."- I see Duracell.- No, because here you go.- Wow.- Okay.That's an Amazon stockidentification number,for those in the know, that-- That is what Austin usedto look out for- Oh.- before he met his wife.- But my dudes, we're openinga Duracell thing, man.All right, this is the DuracellPortable Power Station.150 watts, 91 watt-hour.Wait, what? Why is this Duracell?Okay, 'cause like there'splenty of like very nice brands.- Okay, I get it now 'causeit's a whole Duracell battery.- Yo.(cast member laughing)- So-- You heard about A batteries,you've heard about C batteries.- Those are triple Ds.- Yeah!- Well, it wouldn't be the first time.So we've got ourselves theM150 power station and dock,which I assume this is wirelessly chargingor just charging.- Yes, all of the above.- So it's got 91 watt-hours,which is a pretty big amount of power.60 watts of input and 100watts output, very fast.You got USB-C and USB-Aand wireless chargingwith what looks like a dongleor something on the top.There you go.That is, my friends,one big-ass Duracell battery.- That is myfavorite thing ever.- So what's funny is itactually very much looksand feels like a little Bluetooth speaker.So we've got ourselves some USB-C ports,two USB-A ports on the back.Even though it looks like it,I actually don't thinkthis is a speaker, is it?- No.- No. (laughs)- It looks like it should be though.Oh, you know what it is?This is probably like a fanfor like active cooling or something.- Okay, I'll say that-- Whoa. Wow.Don't eat inside the battery.So this is the charger for it.So I guess you have twoways of charging this.You can plug it into a USB-C,or you can use this guyand charge it up manually.This is a neat idea.I am a little bit suson why it's the shapebecause it looks funny,but imagine like you're tryingto like carry this thingaround in your bag.Like it's way, way bigger just'cause it's a cylindricalobject and not some kindof flat-packing cube.- Square.- We've got this connected,so you can see the little LED on the back.It is indicating some sort of lightage.Now the ad or the box made it seemlike I can just drop my phone on here.Is it going to be Qior MagSafe-compatible?I don't think so, but let's give it a try.- I think one of those things.- Oh (slap).- Wow.- Oh, okay.- So it is charging. Wow.- What, did youthink I would get somethingthat doesn't work?- I didn't think it wasgonna be like a MagSafe.I just thought it was just gonna bea wireless charging puck'cause you obviously can do it flat,but it actually is like,you can see like it's definitelymagnetically attached.- Well, don't hit it.- Who made this?Is it really Duracell?- Duracell, yeah.- Did they just take themold from a Bluetooth speakerand shove batteries init and call it a day?- Yep.- This is $130.- Okay, that's a lot of money.- That's actually not that badfor what it is comparedto other all in one.- Like you gotta be intoit for the novelty, right?Like you gotta be into it'cause you're like, "Ha ha ha,I'm using a giant Duracell battery'cause AA batteries just exist in my-"- That's why I got it, for Matt.- Oh, interesting.- I like battery.- Okay.- Wow.(plastic wrap crinkles)- All right, we justmade you an Austin sandwich.- "Do not eat."- Joanna wantedto have bread thrownat you from all sides.- That was definitely a lot of bread.So it clearly says, "Donot eat," on my bread.Wait a minute, the last time-- What is your favorite itemthat's ever been on "Mystery Tech"?- Last time the bread hit the table,I got the most delicioustoaster experience of my life.Is this a, no, no, it's not.It's not an actual- (gasps)(box thuds)Oh my god, isn't that-- We're here todayto challenge the reigning"Mystery Tech" champ.- Is this a good toaster or a bad toaster?- I'll tell you what,take this and you'll find out.- Fighting words here. Water?What kind of water,is this toaster so advancedthat you need to liquid cool it?- That's one way of saying it.- If you're a new "Mystery Tech" viewerand you're not familiar with the legendof the Mitsubishi toaster,which toasts one, count atone, piece of bread at a time,then you should go watch my compilationof all the good "Mystery Tech" episodes.You can ignore the rest of them, but..."Hello Kitchen!Thank you for purchasingBALMUDA," all caps, "The Toaster."I'm very curious. This isnot a traditional toaster.This is a toaster oven, right?I have a bunch of things here.So it says there's a Sandwich Bread Mode.Artisan, artisan? Artisan.- Artisan.- You got them artisan breads in there?Artisan Bread Mode,Pizza Mode, Pastry Mode.And there's Oven Mode, whichis apparently no water.I'm down to try this bread obviously,but I've got low expectations'cause like I don't,like is this gonna be good?- It just sits there,okay, it locks in.- Uh-huh.- And watch it.It's a little...- Oh, man.- Man, I'm feeling desirable right now.- So let's plug it in.And I'm guessing we're gonnaneed five CCs of water.No more, no less.This is the precise level of water neededfor optimal (slurps).- I no longer want to, thisis just a little coffee cup.- It's quite small.- Oh, that's satisfying.- It does look quite nice.Okay, so we close this up.- It should be noted thatthis bread is very stale.It's like weeks old.- I hear it, I hear it, you hear it?(timer clicking)(water sizzling)It's like the water, ooh.- It steaming up on the front.- Ah!- Okay.- Okay, okay. Open, openit quickly, quickly.- Oh, that smells good.- No, don't.Okay, I realize we probably shouldhave grabbed some tongs.- How do we get it out?- Stick a fork in there?- So I'll saythat the two pieces are not quite uniform.So this one's a little bit burnt down hereand a little bit sort of raw on this side,whereas this one's more fully cooked.Oh. Ooh, look at that.- Oh.- The, mm, grill marks, grillmarks, a unique bold choice.Everyone ready to takea dive into a toast?- You go first as the connoisseur.- I mean, I'll just kind of...- Oh, that does sound kind of nice.- Hold on, everyone quiet for a sec.(breads crunching)- Goddamn. That'ssome toast right there.- That...- Actually though-- That's some toast. The bread sucks.- That kind of slaps.- Is this good as mine though?- Yeah.- Uh-uh,but it is even.- It's fluffy.- Here's the real question.How much is the BALMUDA?- $300.- Significantly lessthan my toaster. (laughs)(box thuds)That had like a not nice-looking thunk.Like it just, it sounded like...(box crashes)- Okay, why?- It's like a VHS. Is there a VHS in here?- Just open it.- It's roughly fromthat same era plus maybe- Is this "Back to the Future"?- six or seven years.- Nobody's seen that movie.- Open the box,open, just...- Oh.- I'm tired of waiting 20 yearsfor you to open up the box.(cast members laughing)- The roast! Jesus, okay fine.I'll open the box.- You know it's badwhen Joanna's saying, "Hey-"- Look, I'm sorryfor making jokes and beinghilarious, ha ha ha ha.Wait, what? Is this your modded PSP?- Yes, it's done finally.- Okay, okay. And you'representing this to me as a gift?Thanks, Ken. Wow, you know what?I'm just gonna love it, it'seven in a little carrying case.Ken, I know has been workingfor a while on modifying a PSP,is it 3000, right?- Yes.- So modifying a PSP 3000with some modern accoutrement.And I know that I had to donatea perfectly good PSP donorin addition to the one he already hadto get this thing working.Does it actually function now?- Yes, it does.- Okay.- Both of them do, actually.- Oh, nice.You fixed the other one?- Yeah.- Okay, thank you very much for that.So can I ask why you've giventhis to me, oh, first of all,at all 'cause you'vealready made a video on itat this point, I presume.But also, why is it in the carrying case?- Oh, that's just 'causeI wanted it to look nice.But here.(packaging clatters)- (gasps) Oh, you got thething! You got the thing!You may not be familiar with this.This is a GPS module for the PSP.Now I saw a Short a little while agowhere someone had actuallyplugged this into their PSP,and it still works.Now mind you, the maps are all outta dateand I think it only was soldin like Europe and Japan.So I don't think it works here.But like the fact that you actually founda new in box PSP GPS module is sick.- Oh no, it actuallyworks here, supposedly.- Are we about to GPS a PSP?This is the most PSP-nessthing I've ever seen.- Oh, yikes.- There's so much PSPjust encapsulated in justone particular, like look.PSP, meet more PSP.I've seen this on TikTok enough times.I think I know how this is gonna go.Oh, good lord. (sighs)(Ken laughs)I mean I will admit this looksreally cool, but like really?- Yeah, so you can use your PSPas a navigation device.Now obviously we have smartphonesthat can do that these days,but this came out in 2008,maybe like two yearsor so after the iPhone.But the fact that youcan do this with a PSPthat you already have, kind of sick.All you need is this GPS module,which you have already unboxed.But yeah, it's just afully functioning GPS app.And this is a European piece of software,but it does actually have US maps via DLC,which I happen to have on here.So let's do Find & Go, Places,Around Current Position.Let's go to, what, a hotel?All right, so we have a Motel 6.- Okay.- And this is probablythe best way to test to seeif the information is still accurate.- Well, how old is this?- This came out in 2008.- So it's gonna be amap that's accurate from 2008?- Yes.- Hey, don't PSPand drive, Ken.- So you could changeviews, 3D point of view.You can look at a bird's eye as well.- Oh god, the PSP'ssending us on the freeway.(Ken laughs)Oh, no.- But what's cool though isthat it's giving us things like our speedand how far the point of interest is,which I mean again is allpretty standard stuff.But the fact that it's honestly accurate,like the speed looked totally fine to me.We can actually see all thesatellites we're connected to.All right, Austin, we're 1.6 miles awayfrom the Motel 6.What do you want to do?- Why would you ask me whatI wanna do at the Motel 6?Leave. I don't wannahang out at the Motel 6.I'm gonna get, whateverhappens, I will be in trouble.Stop PSP and driving.- Hey, hey, hey.All right, so apparently,the Motel 6 is on our right.- Where? There's noMotel 6, wait, is there?It says, oh, there is the Motel 6!- Oh wow, it's still here.We're at the Motel 6!- The promised land.- Yo.- All right, great time.Let's leave now.I don't wanna get out.- Yeah, why not?- I don't wanna get out.- Why not? All thosepeople are staring at us.- Yeah, because we're abunch of dudes in a 4Runnerat a Motel 6 with a PSP as our GPS.- They also look likethey live here. Let's go.- Yeah! Yeah, you think?(Ken laughs)