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**A Chaotic Science Video Experience**
You: Matt? And that's how you make science videos, you're vague enough until you're right. Okay let me put this in.
I'm gonna unsubscribe and delete your channel. (whip cracking)
So here is number seven. Oh 600k! A whopping 600k. All right cheers. Cheers buddy. Oh I guess I won't throw that away just yet.
**The CPU Saga**
Oh! Oh, that's not good. Ah, I got sauce on my lips. If I do it like this, I have to use my tongue.
So back to the CPU, it is getting pretty spicy. I'm gonna be honest. Now it's hitting me.
Why did we do this? Ah!
Put it in! (exhaling) Okay.
**A Desperate Search for USB**
Do you have it? Just no, I don't have it, gimme, gimme gimme.
Take it, take it, take it. (laughs)
It's not funny anymore just give it to me.
I'm giving it to you man!
We're touching fingers now. You're pushing it too far in.
Oh, look at that, there a hole there. (laughs)
(whip cracking)
**The Countdown Begins**
Matt, no.
Ah, one million.
We got nothing done.
I pulled some cables through.
Okay here we go. Ah, this sucks, that's bad.
(loudly coughs and groans)
All right here we go. Ah, you didn't even put the CPU plug in yet you pathetic... (laughs)
You're not pathetic.
**The Power Supply Conundrum**
I just blew my nose into the same thing I used to wipe my hands.
(Jake groaning)
That was a bad idea, oh god.
(I sniffles) I got it in my nose.
Okay I'll do it.
Here, lay down, lay down, lay down.
No, okay. (grunting) Ah! Ah!
Put it in!
**The Final Push**
Oh fudge come on. Come on you... (beep)
Ah, I got it!
Yes!
**The Aftermath**
All right, don't celebrate, where's the, yeah yeah. Where's the screwdriver?
I don't know man you we're using it.
Matt, no!
1.4 million, how did we get to 1.4 million? How'd we get to number nine?
Here I'm dropping off for you, here go...
Oh, that's for me thank you so much.
How is it?
So while you guys scream... Oh it's terrible.
This is a... What the... Matt?
This is a Trinidad Butch T Scorpion Pepper.
Trinidad... (beep) you Trinidad!
This is the worst thing I've ever done for a video, I'm not playing right now.
I'm going to remind you that you set these rules.
All right we're almost done.
We got it.
Here it needs to post, Jake, it just needs to post, and we're done.
**The Bittersweet Conclusion**
It's posting!
Is it posting?
So this doesn't look very cable managed.
How dare you?
We got some loose cable hanging out here. The case, the sides aren't on. I don't see anything on the screen.
Give it a second, it's fine, it's still posting.
Unfortunately, it did not post in time.
It's posting!
Rules are rules.
Ah! Oh! Oh! It's posting, it posted!
Cool, if only you had done that roughly fifteen seconds ago.
He's fair, he's true, he's right.
So if we eat it, we win.
Cheers, buddy.
No, no, no, dit off as much as possible, it's not cheating. It's the way the rules were meant to be written.
WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Are you going to just filmus for the next hour as we die?- Mmmmmm!- Fifty moreseconds for the next one.- We're done!We're done!- Post it Matt!- Hey guys, this is Austin!And today, well today we are aboutto make some mistakes, aren't we Jake?- We are.This whole thing was a mistake.- I regret it already because todaywe're not only going to bebuilding a gaming PC together,but we are going to be eatinghot wings at the same time.Not just any hot wings, thisis some Hot Ones (beep).- What?!- We can't actually afford...- I mean is that copyrighted?- Every five minutes you're going to havea hotter wing, and then a hotter wing.- So because we're professionals,we'll have the entirePC built in ten minutesand it won't be a problem, right Jake?- Yeah, got this. We, yeah.- You don't even sound confident!- Just so you know, theclock starts right now.- So just to...I know the clock started, Matt.- It's fine, we're not in a rush.- However, my goal is to neverdrink any of those things.- Okay.- And also, I do want to,out of morbid curiosity,try the hottest one.- Well, let's not do it on purpose.Let's win and then we'll- Oh yeah, we want to win.try it in victory, all right.- We're gonna win.- I'm also terriblewith spicy things.- Okay, well cheers.This is three hundred Scovilles.- This is so wet.- This is very wet.- You know, it's fine.- It's like lemon pepper.- Yeah.- This is fine.This is not spicy Matt.- Well that one is banana pepper.- Banana pepper?- Mmm, yeah I get hints of banana pepper.- It's nice.- Just for the record,you have another wing in three minutes.- Okay we should start with the case,I wanted to pretend it was heavybut it's not cause I'm so strong.- I mean obviously.- How's that camera angledoing, probably not great.- Great.- Oh, you're doing it.Do you need help?Nope, you did it!- Yeah!- Austin did it guys, he did it guys.- This might not be a good sign,my lips are actually alittle bit spicy right now.- Really?- Just a tiny bit.- Well, you know what might help?If you rub that spicinessoff on like Ken's lips.- No.- (laughs)- Ken, take one for the team!(lips smacking)(whip cracking)- What's this one?- It's 1500, so that's 1500 hotter.- I can't wait.- Mmm.- Okay that's not so bad.- This one, I'd say, iscomparable to the first.- Mmm, I'm getting a littlemore spice on this one.A little bit more.All right, X570 AORUS Master,pretty high board, we aretaking advantage of Ryzen,which I have it right here,pre-opened because I thought ahead.So this is the Ryzen--- Is it because you thought ahead?Or is it because it'sfrom a previous build?Out of curiosity, Ihave no prior knowledge.- Are you trying to insinuatethat I have recycled some partsfrom some previous projectfor some nefarious reason?How dare you?- But no I think this is gonna bea really great PlayStation.As one might say.Tell me more about thisboard and this processor.- So if you watched ourbuilding the PS5 videoyou might recognize some of these thingsthat I am shamelessly recycling.- Cause I'm a super fan.- So this the Ryzen 7 3700X.- Smash that like button.- I'll let you justinstall that, go ahead,I'll let you do the honors on that one.- Ah, thank you.And then I push this down, until it snaps.- There we go.- Boom.- Perfect.- Seated, that's what wecall it in the tech biz,is seated, right?- That is, that is true.- Yeah.- So I'm just gonna put our RAM in.Would you like to do thethermal paste application?- Oh yeah okay, do welike doing like the rice?- I want you to make a giant X on itand make as much thermalpaste as possible,- (laughing)- Nah I'm kidding,yes a grain of rice isexactly the way to do it.- Grain of rice.Oh, it's like a long grain.Ah!It's art.- It'll be extra cool it's fine.- It's a Jackson Pollock.(whip cracking)- So here isyour next set of wings.- 17,000?- 17,000.- How's it smell?- Ooh, yeah, that's nice.- That's a little spicier.- I like it.- Cheers my friend.- Aw, cheers buddy.- That's really wet.- Not bad.(intensifying music note)- These are actually prettytasty wings, good job Matt.Ooh.- You make great wings Matt.- There's a little spiceto that one though, ooh.- Is this when I find outthat you're whiter than I am?- That's not possible.- (laughs)- Next, let's actually,let's start putting stuff in the case.- Okay!- Oh wait no I lied.- Ah, so close.- We need our SSD.- Oh yes I've heardthis is a very fast SSD.- It is.So it's a PCI Gen 4 two terabyte SSD,so it's another AORUS product.But essentially, actuallyit can go right here.- Oh right there.- It's a two terabyte SSD, youcan put everything on that.- Oh it's two terabytes?I was not listening when that happened.- Yes.- Did you say that earlier?- I did.- Where am I, did I blackout?- Two terabytes.- The cool thing is thoughwe still have tons of--- I have like Vietnam footage.(guns popping)(explosions)- Okay, end scene.Keep going.- Anyway, so tons of storage, with thatwe can actually startmounting this into our case.- Oh this is so nice thestandoff is already there.- Standoff's already in.- Did you prep this?- No this is actuallythe way the case came.- Oh really?- Yes, another thing is the IO shieldis already attached to the motherboard,again it's built in.- Really, you didn't do this?- I didn't touch it!Look it's literally like screwed in.- I mean it's literally been three yearssince I've built a computer,is this how far its come?- When it comes to higher-end systems,yeah that's actuallystarting to become a thing.- Oh I like how you kinda threw in therethat I didn't build high-end systemswhen I was building computers.In the higher end systemgame, the WiFi comes builtinto the motherboard.(whip cracking)- Is that 30,000?- 30,000 Scovilles.- I can do that.Look at us, teamwork.- Makes the (burps) dream work.- Wow, that's quite impressive.Jake we haven't been this closesince you cut my head off.- (laughs)I just want no morecontext, than just that.- I mean you can checkout the new episode--- When I circumcised him, what?- See I was just gonnagive you a shout out,we can't use that anymore.You just ruined the shout-out.- You said the the S-word earlier.I can't say circumcised,it's a medical procedure.- Already?We didn't even get anything done.- I screwed in something.- Number 5.(whip cracking)50,000.- Dip it a little moreso you get a littlebit more of that flava.- You want to go to Flavortown Austin?I gotta one way ticket baby.- I want nothing to dowith Flavortown at all.- Ooh, that's fine.More vinegary.- It's very vinegary, ooh,it's a little spicy though.I'm definitely tastingthe spice in that one.Ooh!- Okay another screw is in,this is, we should, areyou, what are you doing?What did you do?What did he do?Kenjamin! (yelling)What did he do?- That's some very warm milk. (laughs)Okay, so you're gonna do graphics card.- Oh heck yeah.- Okay, sweet.- And this is the 1060.- Super!- 2060,Super,2060 Super.Which is great for 1440p gaming.It has 8 gigs of RAM, seven,whatever name they havefor their ray tracing cores, or is it six?Six, might be six.- Six ray tracing cores?- I think it has 6 ray tracing cores.- I think its like hundredsof ray tracing cores.- Well they call them six.- It's at least six.- Let me read the back of the box.- Wait no put the thing in!- No, no I'm reading the back of the box,cause now you've questioned me.- What is that?(whip cracking)- Whoa! Did you say 250,000?(groans)- All right let'sjust get this over with.Cheers.- Oh, cheers.- Uhuh.It's actually delicious, but uhuh.Oh, I hate how it's going down.- Before coming here I shavedright there a little bit,so it's a little irritated and I got someof the hot sauce in my little shaved spot,but besides that it was fun.Okay, you feeling good?Feeling good?!- Nope, nope.- Are you pumped?- Okay let's go.- But I need to find outhow many cores this has.- No you don't!Just put the thing in.- Oh, they vacuum sealed thisis gonna take a little bit.- Oh, the spicy is kickingin, the spice is kicking in.I am not happy right now.- Oh good, there's a graphicscard guide, this will tell me.- I'm just gonna start cabling it.- This will tell me how many cores.- Wait, wait, god (beep).You have to plug in allmy modular connectorsand I screwed it in. (groans)- Unfortunately this doesn't tell you,here let me just briefly lookup on my Galaxy Note 10+.- Jake.- How many--- I'm gonna delete your channel.- So, the 2060 Super offers six gigarays,NVIDIA's term for countingray tracing speed,so when I said six, Iseem to have been correct.So there you go, six gigarays guys.- So you get to eat my next wing.- No I don't think that's how it works.- It sounds likeyou eat his next wing,cause he got it right.- That's not true, he said cores,that's like saying like myfour-core processor is--- He was vagueenough that he was right.- How dare you Matt?- And that's how you make science videos,you're vague enough until you're right.Okay let me put this in.- I'm gonna unsubscribeand delete your channel.(whip cracking)- So here is number seven.- Oh 600k!- A whopping 600k.All right cheers.- Cheers buddy.Oh I guess I won't throwthat away just yet.- Oh!Oh, that's not good.Ah, I got sauce on my lips.If I do it like this, Ihave to use my tongue.- So back to the CPU,it is getting pretty spicy.I'm gonna be honest.Now it's hitting me.- Yeah.- Okay!Here we go.- Why did we do this?Ah!- Put it in!(exhaling)Okay.(both mumbling)- Do you have it?- Just no, I don't haveit, gimme, gimme gimme.- Take it, take it, take it. (laughs)- It's not funny anymorejust give it to me.- I'm giving it to you man!- We're touching fingers now.You're pushing it too far in.- Oh, look at that, therea hole there. (laughs)(whip cracking)- Matt, no.- Ah, one million.- We got nothing done.- I pulled some cables through.- Okay here we go.Ah, this sucks, that's bad.- (loudly coughs and groans)(yelling)All right here we go.Ah, you didn't even put theCPU plug in yet you pathetic(laughing) you're not pathetic.- I just blew mynose into the same thingI used to wipe my hands.(Jake groaning)- That was a bad idea, oh god.(sniffles) I got it in my nose.- Okay I'll do it.- Here, lay down, lay down, lay down.- No, okay. (grunting)Ah!Ah!Put it in!- Okay, USB3, going in.Can you plug it in the power supply?(heavily breathing)- Get the other one in.Ah (beep).Oh fudge come on.Come on you (beep) 'cciniAlfredo, get in there.Oh I got it!- Yes!- (groaning)- All right, don't celebrate,where's the, yeah yeah.Where's the, screwdriver?- I don't know man you we're using it.Matt, no!- 1.4 million, howdid we get to 1.4 million?How'd we get to number nine?Here I'm dropping off for you, here go,- Oh, that's for me thank you so much.How is it?- So while you guys scream,- Oh it's terrible.- This is a--- What the (beep), Matt?- This is a TrinidadButch T Scorpion Pepper.- Trinidad, (beep) you Trinidad!- This is the worst thingI've ever done for a video,I'm not playing right now.- I'm going to remindyou that you set these rules.- All right we're almost done.- We got it.(groans in pain)(heavy breathing)- Here it needs to post,Jake, it just needs to post,and we're done.(coughing)- Here, take it.- Oh, it's even worse when I comes up,I don't need your bucket!- What is the time, Matt?I will murder you!What is the time?!- Twenty seconds.- Oh!- It's okay, it's okay,gimme a screwdriver,gimme a screwdriver.Screwdriver! Screwdriver!(Jake groans)- I'll jump it, I'lljump it, I'll jump it,Yes! Yes!- Is it posting?- So this doesn't look very cable managed.- How dare you?- We got some loosecable hanging out here.The case, the sides aren't on.I don't see anything on the screen.- Give it a second,it's fine, it's still posting.(whip cracking)- So unfortunately,it did not post in time.- It's posting!- (burping) Rules are rules.- Ah! Oh! Oh!It's posting, it posted!- Cool, if only you had donethat roughly fifteen-seconds ago.- He's fair, he's true, he's right.- So if we eat it, we win.- Cheers, buddy.- No, no, no, dabit off as much as possible,it's not cheating.It's the way the ruleswere meant to be written.- That's not whatthey mean by "The Last Dab".- (laughs) Cheers.Where's our bucket?- I would get on that becausein another minute-and-a-half,you're going to have to have another one.Clean it!- Bucket is over here.- I'm never doing this again.Give me the milk.- I mean that's pretty clean, right?- That looks great!Jake's good at this.- Should I spit my spit out? (exhales)- (mumbling)- I don't know what to do with my hands.- It's like a waterfall,no not on the computer.'Sup ladies?You wanna go out with me?- Okay Jake, you take this computer home.(all laughing)- No!Ah!Thank you so much!- (burping)- Subscribe to Austin Evans,for more Austin Evans,if you like tech, if youjust like having a good timeand hanging out with your palAustin's the one that you got.I mean there's lots of choices,so maybe look at them too,but there's also Austin.If you wanna watch videosthat explore the sciencein movies, and see Austin get decapitated,I would recommend going to Vsauce3.That's my channel, there's a show called"Could You Survive the Movies?",the episode is called"Could You Survive Alien?".- He cut my head off, it was fun.I can't talk.- And as always thanks for watching.- We're not doing this ever again.- I don't know if I'm going to cry.- Can we put a donot try this at home warning?(grunts)
