The Art of Discarding: A Game of Wits and Deception

As we begin our game, it becomes apparent that each player is struggling to discard their unwanted cards. Mark, in particular, seems to be having a rough time, as he's forced to pass on several opportunities to get rid of his unwanted cards. "Mark's no threat for the winner," his opponent remarks, highlighting the challenges he's facing.

One of the players, who shall remain nameless, suggests that they should discard two of their cards. This decision is met with a mixture of relief and skepticism from the other players. The individual in question seems to be relieved to have gotten rid of the odd ones, which are precisely what they needed for this particular deck. However, others are less convinced, pointing out that the discarded card was a "skip" – a card that doesn't seem particularly useful.

The conversation takes a turn when another player asks why someone didn't ask about their day before making a comment. The response is met with a dose of sarcasm and frustration, as the questioner claims to not have asked for details. This exchange highlights the difficulties in communication and the need for clarity in games like this.

As the game progresses, players begin to feel the effects of each other's actions. One player discovers that another has played a "six" – a card that seems rather ordinary at first glance. However, when paired with certain other cards, it can have far-reaching consequences. The player who discovered this finds themselves feeling a mix of emotions: surprise, amusement, and perhaps even a little bit of annoyance.

The conversation takes a humorous turn as players begin to joke about each other's moves. One player, trying to lighten the mood, makes a few wisecracks about their opponents' cards. However, these attempts at humor are met with resistance from those who feel they're being mocked or ridiculed. The atmosphere in the room becomes tense, with players feeling like they're walking on eggshells.

As the game reaches its climax, players begin to get a little aggressive. One player accuses another of intentionally sabotaging their chances of winning. This claim sparks a heated debate about the role of luck versus skill in the game. The players start to feel like they're being " sent off" by each other, with some players feeling like they're getting the short end of the deal.

In an effort to diffuse the tension, one player suggests that everyone take a deep breath and relax. However, this attempt at calmness is met with resistance from those who feel that the game is rigged or unfair. The atmosphere in the room remains charged, with players feeling like they're walking on thin ice.

As the game reaches its final stages, players begin to feel a sense of trepidation about the cards they've been dealt. One player is particularly concerned about the "curse" – a card that seems to bring bad luck to anyone who plays it. The curse has a way of causing chaos and confusion in the game, and this player is determined to avoid its effects.

In the end, players are forced to confront their own mistakes and misjudgments. One player admits to having made a mistake by not paying attention to their opponent's moves. This realization comes with a sense of regret and disappointment, as the player acknowledges that they may have contributed to their own downfall.

As the game draws to a close, players begin to reflect on their experiences. Some are left feeling frustrated and disappointed, while others are relieved to have made it through the ordeal. The game has taught them valuable lessons about the importance of communication, strategy, and sportsmanship.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwe playing Uno or what yeah what are we doing do you guys still do intros uh I have uh I yeah let's do each other's intros hey guys it's Lord minion 777 here uh hang on I tried to mouth it along with you so it looked like I was saying it okay cool thank you hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Uno I'm going to talk for 12 minutes before this video starts I'm not even really going to play the game in this video so just just zoom in on my editor just s me out my face look at my eyes hi I hope you're ready for another fun video with Bob Wade and I if you like these types of videos you would love to know that there's a podcast where we have contained the craziness and Insanity that we put into these videos into an auditory format just for your listening pleasure there's a link in the description below but don't click it now if you do that would be very bad wait until the end of this video but do not forget be sure to check out distractable on your favorite podcasting website and or service today after you finish watching this video link is in the description don't click it yet you're not allowed if you do the punishment will be severe all right I'm going to take a stab at this one Bob but it's been a don't know my intro don't pretend oh I got it down no you don't howdy ho bobbleheads and other viewers I'm my skirm and welcome to a uh is it working sibilance sibilance is that good Bob the the sibilance is 100% accurate yeah yeah that that really brought it all together oh wow this is really L why is it running what did they do to Uno that made it run bad Uno is Advanced man it's next gen you guys don't know what we're getting into in this game mode no I don't know a single thing about this just that it's a new mode and everyone watching has already left because now they are bored they can edit it out Mark you know you know you can do that you can edit out I telli very explicitly to also keep every single detail in he keeps coming to me with his like Portuguese accent like oh please don't let do this to us and then I'm like you got to do it you Portuguese man portugueses o to PE don't do this to F oh no edori TV I I made sure I made sure Marcus and Rachel who help out also they also have to speak exactly like that whenever they're talking you know they come to me like hey Mark do you have an idea I like why are you talking to me like that oh hey Mark please your videos are so bad can we please put some edits in I'm like no play UNO it's Uno right so it's let's play a friendly family friend oh my God you okay man maybe way doesn't do the intros maybe I'm remembering now Mark did the intros I recall yeah yeah hey guys this is this is uno uh let's get into the game guys what deck are we playing today Mark we're playing lixian what deck are we playing and say it in the accent I all of you here we go here we go hey we're playing with Odus who what is that yeah what oh why my my icon went why sealed God I didn't know now you get a sealed God card three cards you played choose to discard all cards oh I shouldn't read that all of ours are different but like they stay the same with each so anytime like every new game will'll get a new God card but it'll always have the same description if you get that same God again random theme to have picked okay CH me play an action card card random card from your hand yeah what this is fascinating oh yeah oh God this is why it's lagging my computer because of all these Graphics here you're playing on this this one's pretty intensive I guess yeah so Bob's got the bald guy Mark's got the I've got the sex goddess yeah okay so oh oh what oh oh oh okay sorry I don't know what's taking me so long it's just very difficult right now to understand take that Odus yeah Odus a mark why do you have a chained up rooster next to your face why don't you have a chained up rooster we've all got these great gods and Mark's got a rooster you can take this one it's a good hand Bob it's a good hand good it's a good hand cool cool it's a good hand uh-oh don't worry Wade I'll get you your hand back I don't like the way you said that does anyone know what the whole deal you're playing that what's with the purple on the thing what's with the the purple on the ground it's almost full of purple when that fills up something happens okay all right cool cool we'll find out what it is I guess when it does okay thanks man get a mark all right I will not oh dude you showed me oh God you man uh wait listen get him Bob uh I got him shadow who is is someone talking in the background is someone just like mumbling off in a bush somewhere it's not very loud it's like no louder oo you guys ready for something cool no I guess I'm about to five out of five myself what does that mean dude five this oh Satan I summoned Satan and we all get a hard oh wait no that was from the that was from the thing filling up what you cursed by di I'm hot now oh you are kind of hot now I don't fully star into my pink pupil doomy eyes okay I drew a card pink right okay I draw a card when I don't so long as I have a curse card in my hand I draw a card yeah you want to get rid of your curse cards that's what the Ty Cur hey you're no longer a what happened I like being the now why now okay well everyone's doing cool stuff except for Bob that feels I feel kind of left out I got to be honest don't worry Bob it's your time to shine oh hoay um free your Bal man do that and I'm going to five out of five myself you're no longer The Man in the Iron Mask now you are me aestus oh old guy Heist kind of think that looks like me Heist half I'm angry now I did that oh we're halfway there oh actually that's a good color cuz I can stack wait a minute hey want this color listen that is not how that works oh I should have made it the I should have gotten rid of the I don't I challenge I don't want that I don't want that I think you're going to get that in a lot more I don't want that here you can I'll give this a dist pass pass I pass how do I pass I'd like why why did I burn that I guess I'm challenging oh ah stupid you still going to have to take four from aysus uh nuh not if I oh yes I do okay I love having turn this is a hey this is a lot this a lot of new stuff happening okay very complex unfortunate yeah this is the most confusing game of Uno I think I've ever all these things are appearing uh I don't know if that's good or bad or oh oh God we got to stop odys we can't lose the computer our first game together what if I do hey Mark I got to be honest I have an idea what this does but I'm not entirely sure sounds good man wait I do that I can't do math how did you do that okay that's that didn't go so well we got get rid of our purple card fine I can't I literally can't yeah I don't think I can either I literally can't figure it take this oh you angry I'm just real pissed all the time man uhoh and you guys all have these cool things that happen all the time yeah why don't you do things man do some things their special power keeps activating the that their character has uhhuh what is this you not good not good you know what this feels like it feels like a casino like card game with like so many flashing lights going on to try to make it seem like you're not losing money it's like one of those Casino card games it's called like horse them up poker yeah and it's like yeah all right now you get two cards now that's your hand you get one more card but you don't get to look at that card that's your that's your dealer's card can flip that over at any point in time it's like what what did you just do how this I got to discard all cards of one color in my hand because of my special power cuz I finally got to use my special power hey whoa I don't know what that is what is that uh Phoenix's power choose two cards in my hand a discard oh that's that's really cool that's what that card does that I just played oh well I wish I had that yeah that'd be neat that's much better than my count as an action card listen what's an action card I don't know but I my power activates on action cards okay oh my God I literally can't get rid of the cursed cards no matter what every time I play card choose a card to give to any player and discard a random card from your hand I got to play an action card why did you do your curse you aole you know that look at this okay I didn't huh you did this I'm pissed look at you flex your blo waa yeah I know right those things become a plus4 yeah well no it was already a plus4 oh okay good I just made it more y bye-bye curse well I would like to play a card but that's fine oh it's an action card can you do something good to me I mean if it's bad don't do it to me but if it's good I don't know is it good to give you a card no why would that I feel like that's pretty unequivocally bad how does that even happen what's happening what's happening what's happening okay oh God I feel like doing a four minus 2 is just unnecessary math it's just yeah really this is a draw three skip you get to pick who gets what but you can't give them both to the same person oh God and they don't take effect for two turns so you got to remember that okay I should also mention everyone looking at my perspective I'm really sorry that I look like a tomato I'm very badly sunburnt you could just replace it with a picture of you from a different period of time and no one will know the difference yeah uh Dana put on my Afro put get a static picture of Wade and cut his mouth open and edit his mouth Canadian South Park guy style the whole time all right when did my hand change I looked away for 2 seconds what zero was played okay all right uh hey your hand is I'm taking the not cursed one thank you oh you know what you have a point I'm really oh wait a minute wait wait my special power oh no way no way I activate my special power I have all of the same idiots I'm so good at this game I knew that would happen and I did it on purpose good job wow that seemed definitely fair and everything was so clear so now that you guys have an idea of what your powers are we're going to go back in and change it right okay cool what okay why I got to win man I got to turn off I don't decide this is randomized uh who we getting give me the B I got the same one the I got the same one I get the I need to what the hell how are we the same what you battling what's happening I need to I need to turn off my webcam I just need to get to the options it's it's still stuck on do webcam I think you might have to leave the game oh no it's okay it's it's just broken it's not going to do anything it's just not there whatever it's fine who's there me that might be what's causing your game to lag really is yeah it would yep mhm a dude don't worry I got your back oh well okay a you okay okay villager I got no choice tell you what come on man come on man a bro come on look how sad you I don't believe you damn it it's okay you do what I said to do no listen I'm not going to have this hand you know I'm not no you know how I know you're not Mark yeah cuz I'm just that kind of friend a you're going to like it you're going to like that hand actually you're going to like you better play a reverse or something dangerous all right give that back to me thank you oh okay good excellent go get Odus I know it's a pretty dope ass hand right oh god oh no that's not a good one oh oh yeah is that oh now they're they're awake already yeah that's not good oh Bob here trade with you you can have it man oh enjoy that honestly if you had your power with that hand that would be like an insta win that's a that's well as soon as it gets back into my hot little thingies I'm going to just wi oh no wait don't do that now we're cursed oh God no God geez a heck oh come on oh hey Mark I up man love you what's up and I know what's in there and no you're you're cool for now you're cool for now you're cool for now you're cool for now oh you're awake wow why am I the only bag I'm not awake what well you're about to be like right now you don't know you're going to somehow not have a turn yeah I think I'm aw now I'm just saying you don't know I mean I guess I don't know why I said that like that I'm an old guy look at me I'm drawing look at me why do why do I change from a robot man to an old man in a togga when I become awake what happens why do I become a man from a chicken I we don't know these things the gods work in mysterious ways uh it's just a it's like the same person but without the helmet on oh they get armor I hatch out of a statue Bob gets out of a man the Iron Mask outfit and Mark quits being a thanks man I'm just going to do one of thems no problem I'm really glad that uh of all people have skipped a turn they skipped me with the full deck of cards that's nice they skipped me too man they skipped me too man have eight cards you calm down yeah you calm down you Cal why was I skipped by odys you get skipped again oh God complaining keep running your complain some more now I'll complain slightly less oh no convoluted card I hate that one yeah why do you get to pick two that see that seems I thought it was just going to come my way I'm glad it didn't just what is that don't do that I choose who it goes to but like I don't choose what card I'm hot again my turn wait no is it really my turn right now no no no is it absolutely h% is actually my turn right now Jesus Christ that's so overpowered fistus is the most broken thing in this game right now I man you guys suck at who know can't wait to hatch out of my statue again next time I hope we get the exact same Gods again oh we do do we excellent do maybe H please give me give me happy boyand it's completely random it's random it's random who is this stupid bird who's this oh now the stupid AI is going to win cuz they've got happy boy well why am I always so hot the the Aries card does still discard like two of the same color the the AR's ability isn't so bad but it's not as op as no it's not three H wait well okay I got confused cuz I had the exact same card as I was going to play oo let's keep tossing it back and forth catch oh that's I was going to keep I hoping it would turn into a reverse I don't know I is jump in off cuz I couldn't jump in I had an identif jump it's blocked I can't actually enable it for this game mode weird but everything else happened in this game all the other things happening yeah I listen I challenge it oh boy okay well at least I still get to play my turn right never mind that's the other here we go again no not again I can't all we're good we're good we're good oh no but I don't have red oh wow oh no five wow shoot dang it man have a puppy face you're never going to survive that one oh yeah no jumping in God damn it oh God why always me the AI always hates me bad things only happen to you no no no oh quit your and it's fine no quit your oh here Mark oh no you have the I just got rid of the card for hey this is a good hand happy birthday this is good a good hand it's a good hand you say Mark yeah it's a good hand you want it take it I got rid of my curse all right okay I appreciate it appreciate it wow man my morning chicken man my my God is still locked away isn't Aphrodite the Goddess of like love and sex yes uh yeah what of your guys is the gods and stuff of Aries is the God of War Athena is like Athena is like the protector of something I'm just going off the game Hades she's a shield what's brown he he's like the Smith no he makes like armor and stuff stuff that's my god of warlord I think actually he is married to Aphrodite yes please continue to expound on your wealth of knowledge about all okay well you man you just because I I played God of War I played some Hades I know a few Greek gods here and there that so wrong likees I loved Hades it's a great game Molly loves Hades not tried it yet he a fantastic game CU was so well made dude Aries kind of slaps how' you lose as Aries because I didn't get a chance everyone gave me all the big cards uhhuh like you're going to win like you're going to win nerd like you're going to win you haven't won this one yet look at that out of here you know what else you get you know what else no I'm not going to do anything you can't do anything I couldn't do anything you're right but imagine if I did imagine if I did imagine if I did dude if you had I would be so upset right now yeah you would be pissed you'd be pissed freaking raging right now yeah yeah you'd be so pissed I think you know who you should pick that's not what that means what yeah what is I just discard cards lose oh uh oh the guy sh over is there any other way to win in this game other than having Visto just funny story I had to I played this game mode one time before and that character never won really I don't believe you like if you have multiple suits as that guy like if you have multiple colored cards it's harder to win but like if you're down to just one or two or like you have a really small hand I guess it's just an auto Victory Oh no I got the I'm bald afrodite baby I win you know this this game mode seems to remove the whole concept of you know Uno getting down to the one card it seems like that's not what talking about well I mean nor like I said this this dude as long as he gets low cards he seems to be good yeah four yeah four you know four no well sorry that's all right you can have another zero in there all right fun listen when Aphrodite busts out when Aphrodite gets out of here you all are going down oh bad choice idiot okay look at this nerd what a idiot okay no we will not stand for this fireing back never mind we're going unreal man I'm glad you're unlocked and I've gotten to play twice you you're hot now I'm hot now I'm all right I'll just take the hey that's a good hand don't make that sound it's a delicious hand it's so good I'm going to do this to you that's fine cuz it's okay I'll take two back I'll take two back I'm sorry that was rude I thought I got to pick those but it's two of my favorite ones of those four those were my favorite that's all right let's all be cursed he scares me every time I don't like him yeah yeah is it my turn I yes thank god oh Bab babe I'm not taking two back you keep those well you get oh babe babe bab all right let's can't we all just I don't really want to do that but I just going to go ahead you know what Mark you can have it buddy all right cool thanks man it's all for you too bad my power really got you played so many cards you could have got R of your card I didn't play any card actually so you know I got that after I played all my cards sure right excuses the thing is well you know the thing is actually I did nothing up until the point so you are completely don't you want my okay n no no no no this is great I got a good hand you don't don't don't I see that purple guy in the back and I'm just like you know what I don't need more sa oh he goes away it's fine action card isn't that an action card action card isn't that an action card I guess so there it is it's coming it's coming baby thinking what are you thinking Oh yeah double stack upsus it's a good idea it's a good idea I like that idea this oh come on why didn't you send me your purple card because it's a wild card oh you got that out I know I gave it to you you schemer got that information out of me I should have known since I gave it to you but I'm kind of an idiot true that's very true just you wait three turns and I will probably not have this hand anymore ah yeah I can uh yeah I this I can um yeah you know there's some really good numbers you could have chosen an 81 knit 81 knit 8 wouldn't knit 818 eight what what what honestly this is pretty satisfi never mind don't want any okay wow Mark You Got a Cool Hand dude thanks man pretty dope right pretty dope oh hey hey eight W knit well you know what what is this damn it eight wouldn't eight wouldn't it eight wouldn't it well sorry hey why I didn't even insult you now you're tied with him dude it's fine yay we're tied isn't that good no it's not good buddy and you're not my buddy he's my buddy we're buddy ah this is worse this is worse this is worse well got the now you've got oh no Cur incoming the only thing I didn't have was a curse and now I do this is terrible take this that went well for B hey calm down listen buddy hey go ahead and calm down now buddy here comes Aphrodite you take my curse you take my curse wait wait wait there you are wow what a banger wow what a slanger what a slanger great I know look W now now you're TI hey stop take that aphrodes oh it's fine wait a minute don't oh wait no don't do that that's not good wait a second stop it hang on hang on I know you have yellow right hang please but I don't anymore do not does that count no that doesn't count idiot it counts cuz I already had another yellow but you still get this yeah well that doesn't really seem fair but that's fine all part of my master plan well I've got my own plus four it's it's just a four why did I give you my my skip a turn I needed that I don't know I just I wasn't even thinking I was got rid of his curse oh wow plus oh okay you don't get plus two wrecked byebye for Frank this one card I this one color I don't have but I have this whatever this does I'm discarding now okay oh nice take some of is that good this and also one of these nice play thanks man okay hey I can finally use my special power how is that not an action card how does Aphrodite not get to do an action thing let just go I don't know what qualifies his action I have not figured that out yet okay so they're skipped B did you just burn the card I gave you the one I gifted you I didn't choose to do that it happened at random because of rules that I don't understand that's not what you want to draw at all this hand just got soiled soiled it it's the wrong keep that stupid I think get out of here you idiot just slowly catching up over here Athena's Got The Magic Touch now just you wait apparently all right think about this think about this wait think about it think about think harder harder was that good that's good enough it's good enough it's good enough wait a minute I was were you cool man we cools we're cool all right we're cool we're cool like school yeah wait why'd you point at me wait calm down what the hell oh man that was a lot of bad than me right stop them uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh oh God uh that's not going to be enough I'll stop to you again looks like it wasn't enough you know else get cursed again youone else isn't enough oh God why oh Bo why why have you done this to me give me that and shut up no wait Bob wait no no don't take that one oh that's a terrible hint for you what do you care no no no oh also suck it as much as I'm mad at Mark I'm also mad why you mad at me what have I done to you I got to have this back it's too no listen man come on please I need this Man Poor dsus never gets to go that's damn shame yeah because the computer keeps having good good good good good hand hands and we got to stop them you okay man sorry you okay dude you all right yeah I just I was chaning my wood chuck wood wait I did the okay I was going to say I get to do my special ability don't what what in the world causes your special ability I don't even know what what causes your special ability when I play an odd-numbered card oh interesting yes all right well I have a new Target for my aggressions that's come on but Mark stop him why why should I help Wade for some reason yeah yeah yeah don't do this actually yeah don't do this yeah get out of here I don't care what happens you're not doing nothing this turn someone's got a gun to your head and you're really going to think of like wait don't don't do this don't stop oh no wait a minute oh God that's an issue that's an issue would hate for someone to not pay attention to him what is wrong with you you throwing the whole game here you throw this watch is Aphrodite the Goddess being a oh you think that I don't know what I'm doing here you think my dick don't swing low congratulations Mark you just screwed all three of us in one play I am amazing at that oh uhoh wait a minute no hang on wait stop no don't don't except for me that's 100% what I knew was going to happen thanks Mark okay what look oh I'm I'm sorry that I didn't make it so you win Bob I was not even close to winning I was just trying to forall it until something better could happen like you winning that would be the only scenario that you would think would be better better me than Odus no I'd rather watch me get Odus and just really make me ball or no hephestus ah damn it Athena suck it idiots all right Bob you've made an enemy for Life get ready to get Athena you're going to get aeed all over you oh I pass it on y not my fault not my problem oh that's not nice wait we got to be on the same team here if Mark's going to be against me you I wasn't trying to hurt you I got I got started in a bad spot all right wait we got to be on the same team here okay yeah you got it as long as you don't hit me with that we'll be on the same team okay good that's a hard decision the hardest decision I've ever made in my life all right it's fair it's fair hey I'll take him I don't care I don't even care my odd cards no it got rid of all my odd cards no I stopped the diso teamwork I don't I don't care you know what I don't care don't well I'll take some of this no I won't take some of this I did no I did four I is that the exact same bit that I did the other time that made you laugh for ever probably that voice where I like all you have to do is mock laugh yeah I don't know why that makes me laugh I should feel worse about it but it's is really very funny what am I going to do what am I going to do godamn it it doesn't stop being funny I know oh that's why kids do it that's it's always funny who wants to shabo me I mean if if things are I'll I'll take a stab at that a big robot man I'm good but aren't you the one that marks I was married to uh maybe makes sense then makes sense o no no no a card I can play oh well you suck bad you dick Lord I would love to be unamed no I don't really have a choice in that one but I'm happy with the way it works worked out if I'm honest that quite the no man replace that with like the Star Wars episode 3 Vader scream I have it how did I get this oh thank youus that's the card that you should have played there great play great play think 19 moves behind play that would have been my action card you have anyen yeah yeah he had skips he had everything I mean he has who why did it just zoom in thereius could have played whatever he wanted instead he just like here Mark be free be naked get rid of Weights plus four uh excuse you I don't get naked for nobody pass it on I guess here Bob I'll get rid of that you have Mark's hand working together team work all right what that's not I mean good for you C stupid stupid stupid stupid oh I don't have the odd of that damn it don't play odds bro hey you guys want to see some sure oh a friendship nice man got him but now this cardi man is live in the game on the server with no cards ready to win mhm mhm no one take this away from me there no chance I'm going to have any troubles what soever oh okay well Bobby you were going to do something was something going to happen no not lying want that man you understand I'm currently attacking you right who me yeah who no waade okay I've noticed judge it because of the direction but it's about the flip right here Mark play the reverse what yeah Mark bounce it back I think I'm just going to take some cards my D all right okay I feel like you could have really that Bob get him play the reverse oh I'll get him oh come on man just pass it on get the get the computering it on a you didn't click faster you got to click faster take that aha it's my chance well I I guess I could do this anyway if functionally it would have been the same I guess scared me hey you guys don't get extra curses that's not fair and I get to get rid of mine now yay okay well oh okay that's oh God I'm supposed to be hot let me win um hey man that's that's rude well just you wait till I get to do something yeah yeah uh-huh you know what right now is your time to shine Bob all right let's get you buddy all right got him just got rid of my green card I we rid of like one card okay two I could have got rid of more but now I'm not cursed like you idiots and by you idiots you're just talking to me cuz it's just me and the computer and the computer and the computer the computer the computer's not a person okay stupid Odus computer's not a person and and okay all right what okay I'm using my powers of love all right Mark set me up Mark let's do this Mark no no no not like this get him no oh wow shoot oh uh I think Mark might win oh oh no he doesn't discard he he stuns one of us oh yes I do oh oh oh you do discard the sweep the sweep the sweep under the rug wo she is so overpowered she's the easiest one to win with yeah that's the most broken God in the game I guess congrats on winning thanks thanks I I hate to cheat to win but you know I just I otherwise I wasn't able to actually like get we get it we get it I'm very terrible at games that was that was a very painful loss for me though not going to lie you uh yes really swept it under you I really oh I got her this time you're all screwed all right I got the cockman I'm ready to rock man that's what they say about you that is what they oh Bob's the bald guy well take my overpowered hand there I guess oh what a hand look at that yeah I was really looking forward to having it hey Mark hey what's up man hey how you doing I'm good man so good right now good to hear from you yeah yeah just going to do that no no good please it's a good move yeah oh this is flip it back my way oh Mark flip it back my way Mark I'll flip it back your way I'll flip it back Mark just asking for right now dude I'm asking for it look I don't know I don't know how to say this oh Manus is looking hot hey wait a minute challenge me I will I'm going to challenge me n damn it challenge me I did the more cards he gets the more powerful his becomes exactly that's my strategy but the same can be true about my shiny shiny head oh okay I think you definitely had some blue tons of it yeah there's the blue all right we better stop adicus we should all gang up on adicus now yeah yeah yeah get him see look he's awake anduh God get him everybody Len to me me good morning I guess I'm just going to do that no wait the Cur it's not like he could have stopped it man I know but I just realized that I can't look I can't I can't use your special I can't do it man I can't I would love being a god chicken if you're not going to help me I every time I'm about to win something just stopped me you weren't about to win I was now burn hey I can play My Curse card look at that hey I can play My Curse card look at that ooh look at that look at that o o wait can you play your curse card play your curse card play your curse card that's not your curse card done that's an odd card right it's not enough to win uh uh take that Mark some reason thanks I had the most so that makes sense don't I don't I win don't I win poorly no I was like one of you has a seven I got to figure out which one no I have a seven no wow all right now everyone just let me win yes good good yes wait just let me win no no no no no bald man it'll only leave take only good cards you gave me God I literally don't have a choice sorry Mark Ah that's okay you know I was sitting I was thinking of sitting this one out anyway it's nice and relaxing to just watch isn't that's what you did to me last round fun what I did to you I did oh okay actually yes EXC me% what you very on purpose wi right now oh I couldn't possibly win right now by playing a red four and then discarding all of my red cards could I mhm no I couldn't oh but I can draw that first try huh huh okay green all right get ready for some of this oh oh yeah Mark wow thank you wow man oh wait I'm going to get cursed oh balets and you're getting this a buckets hey happy birthday it's kind of a dick move kind of a dick move not going to lie kind I'm going to challenge it just on principle that's fair I see you had some non Wars in there you could have played well one I just drew was the curse card the other one I'm telling about your character I just want to say yeah I do like not losing right away Mark you want my hand I don't not well you didn't even listen you didn't even hear me out that's fine well okay talk to me you my hand has excellent action cards also not even the computer well hey at least he played your curse car that's and that is guys pretty cool that's pretty cool back the blue all right well I'm just going to go ahead and do that all right go ahead and do one of them hey wait a minute go ahead and do that how many do you think I can discard all at once that's the real question incorrect you know else is incorrect odys is's card count stop wait please don't Odus you know what to do oh thank God I'm just going to start getting oh than oh take this Odus wait no I can't I can't do that at all actually all right odys me odys stack him up bro yeah stack them up bro you stacking bro you stacking I'm stacking so hard like this hey come on man that's rude oh no not that card my wait so if this is the current state of things and I do that what happens oh that's right it gets a pick well Mark's no threat for the winner thank you it's okay you get to discard two of them oh good I'm glad I got rid of the odd ones which are exactly what I need for this particular deck one of those was a skip which I'm pretty sure is not a well was still been more helpful than a six that I got Mark oh I don't have that color oh how am I supposed to know you don't tell me anything why do you don't ask you didn't it oh I want to know how your day was I have to ask you get this that's not very nice at all see this is this is the problems that I'm talking about oh this is the problems this this is the problems maybe you're the problems you ever think about that uh wait play a plus two right never mind okay I don't have one of those well I've got some and I know who's getting them oh God not again hey look curse cards oh well I don't have reverse reverse reverse a sex a six a six wow you did play a six I did I did look at this guy even though I said sex the first time but that's fine a sex a sex well Wade how do you like them apples uhoh just kidding I'm just going to get rid of those guys oh my ah H ha how's it feel Bob does it feel good doesn't feel very good does it doesn't feel good I feel like you know it doesn't feel good I know it doesn't feel good but doesn't feel good to be laugh either okay you guys are getting getting a little hostile here oh send it around Odus yeah Mark send it send it around far are we sending this how far are we going to send this my dud far are we my do it baby a baby hey Wade does it feel good no did you like the way it felt Wade I didn't oh come on baby I wasn't in fact a fan of how that felt I'm just saying you around send it around Wade send it send it around send all right I'll just be nice I'll give you I'll give you look we're being nice to each other right that's pretty nice yeah cool uh I can do this that's terrible for me you better watch out boys you better watch out oh my goodness you saying me you don't have no Reds over there great well I got that green why would you do that bro I got rid of my curse bro I didn't even I couldn't even didn't you know I never even no no no no no one get rid of one not four he can't get rid of four tough call Tough call oh good the curse is back oh great okay please give me a card I can play immediately thanks curse why me you know no Cur Cur SK oh well listen I had no choice in the matter I'm really really sorry I'm really sorry about that Ian do that I didn't I didn't mean to do that feel that's brutal man that's brutal I'll just take it you know I'll just take it it's okay good man good man okay all right draw okay we got a little bit of bre and please hey wait a minute a I thought I was going to be Wade haha hey that's what you sounded like I I got got is that how it feels when I mock you yeah every time actually oh um my card two curses pretty cool right okay my card two curses pretty cool right funny when you do that yeah it's always funny when I do it to someone else cuz you're the nice one oh obviously all right enough of this uh Smurf is not green Smurf Turf is not the green Smurf thf got him we change the colors what I'm trying to say yeah good good good make it green okay well that is exactly the not color that we needed in this endeavor I don't want that I don't want any of that okay hey wait do you want my hand no it's really good probably activate my Powers all right Bob do I skip you Mark or adicus why would you skip the person with the people with the most cards cuz you guys are the most likely to steal mine all right it is what the hell did I do to you you were straight ahead of me where my mouse was one second left what did I do to do that you got the wrong one i r i randomly threw that you got the wrong one way you deserve no way oh wait you picked wrong wrong wrong wrong wait this is all on you wait how could you just let me win like that how could you do that how could you do that Wade I feel like and it's not the sunburnt I can't believe you've done this to us Wade this game is such garbage well in fact I'm so mad I'm going to leave ohwe playing Uno or what yeah what are we doing do you guys still do intros uh I have uh I yeah let's do each other's intros hey guys it's Lord minion 777 here uh hang on I tried to mouth it along with you so it looked like I was saying it okay cool thank you hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Uno I'm going to talk for 12 minutes before this video starts I'm not even really going to play the game in this video so just just zoom in on my editor just s me out my face look at my eyes hi I hope you're ready for another fun video with Bob Wade and I if you like these types of videos you would love to know that there's a podcast where we have contained the craziness and Insanity that we put into these videos into an auditory format just for your listening pleasure there's a link in the description below but don't click it now if you do that would be very bad wait until the end of this video but do not forget be sure to check out distractable on your favorite podcasting website and or service today after you finish watching this video link is in the description don't click it yet you're not allowed if you do the punishment will be severe all right I'm going to take a stab at this one Bob but it's been a don't know my intro don't pretend oh I got it down no you don't howdy ho bobbleheads and other viewers I'm my skirm and welcome to a uh is it working sibilance sibilance is that good Bob the the sibilance is 100% accurate yeah yeah that that really brought it all together oh wow this is really L why is it running what did they do to Uno that made it run bad Uno is Advanced man it's next gen you guys don't know what we're getting into in this game mode no I don't know a single thing about this just that it's a new mode and everyone watching has already left because now they are bored they can edit it out Mark you know you know you can do that you can edit out I telli very explicitly to also keep every single detail in he keeps coming to me with his like Portuguese accent like oh please don't let do this to us and then I'm like you got to do it you Portuguese man portugueses o to PE don't do this to F oh no edori TV I I made sure I made sure Marcus and Rachel who help out also they also have to speak exactly like that whenever they're talking you know they come to me like hey Mark do you have an idea I like why are you talking to me like that oh hey Mark please your videos are so bad can we please put some edits in I'm like no play UNO it's Uno right so it's let's play a friendly family friend oh my God you okay man maybe way doesn't do the intros maybe I'm remembering now Mark did the intros I recall yeah yeah hey guys this is this is uno uh let's get into the game guys what deck are we playing today Mark we're playing lixian what deck are we playing and say it in the accent I all of you here we go here we go hey we're playing with Odus who what is that yeah what oh why my my icon went why sealed God I didn't know now you get a sealed God card three cards you played choose to discard all cards oh I shouldn't read that all of ours are different but like they stay the same with each so anytime like every new game will'll get a new God card but it'll always have the same description if you get that same God again random theme to have picked okay CH me play an action card card random card from your hand yeah what this is fascinating oh yeah oh God this is why it's lagging my computer because of all these Graphics here you're playing on this this one's pretty intensive I guess yeah so Bob's got the bald guy Mark's got the I've got the sex goddess yeah okay so oh oh what oh oh oh okay sorry I don't know what's taking me so long it's just very difficult right now to understand take that Odus yeah Odus a mark why do you have a chained up rooster next to your face why don't you have a chained up rooster we've all got these great gods and Mark's got a rooster you can take this one it's a good hand Bob it's a good hand good it's a good hand cool cool it's a good hand uh-oh don't worry Wade I'll get you your hand back I don't like the way you said that does anyone know what the whole deal you're playing that what's with the purple on the thing what's with the the purple on the ground it's almost full of purple when that fills up something happens okay all right cool cool we'll find out what it is I guess when it does okay thanks man get a mark all right I will not oh dude you showed me oh God you man uh wait listen get him Bob uh I got him shadow who is is someone talking in the background is someone just like mumbling off in a bush somewhere it's not very loud it's like no louder oo you guys ready for something cool no I guess I'm about to five out of five myself what does that mean dude five this oh Satan I summoned Satan and we all get a hard oh wait no that was from the that was from the thing filling up what you cursed by di I'm hot now oh you are kind of hot now I don't fully star into my pink pupil doomy eyes okay I drew a card pink right okay I draw a card when I don't so long as I have a curse card in my hand I draw a card yeah you want to get rid of your curse cards that's what the Ty Cur hey you're no longer a what happened I like being the now why now okay well everyone's doing cool stuff except for Bob that feels I feel kind of left out I got to be honest don't worry Bob it's your time to shine oh hoay um free your Bal man do that and I'm going to five out of five myself you're no longer The Man in the Iron Mask now you are me aestus oh old guy Heist kind of think that looks like me Heist half I'm angry now I did that oh we're halfway there oh actually that's a good color cuz I can stack wait a minute hey want this color listen that is not how that works oh I should have made it the I should have gotten rid of the I don't I challenge I don't want that I don't want that I think you're going to get that in a lot more I don't want that here you can I'll give this a dist pass pass I pass how do I pass I'd like why why did I burn that I guess I'm challenging oh ah stupid you still going to have to take four from aysus uh nuh not if I oh yes I do okay I love having turn this is a hey this is a lot this a lot of new stuff happening okay very complex unfortunate yeah this is the most confusing game of Uno I think I've ever all these things are appearing uh I don't know if that's good or bad or oh oh God we got to stop odys we can't lose the computer our first game together what if I do hey Mark I got to be honest I have an idea what this does but I'm not entirely sure sounds good man wait I do that I can't do math how did you do that okay that's that didn't go so well we got get rid of our purple card fine I can't I literally can't yeah I don't think I can either I literally can't figure it take this oh you angry I'm just real pissed all the time man uhoh and you guys all have these cool things that happen all the time yeah why don't you do things man do some things their special power keeps activating the that their character has uhhuh what is this you not good not good you know what this feels like it feels like a casino like card game with like so many flashing lights going on to try to make it seem like you're not losing money it's like one of those Casino card games it's called like horse them up poker yeah and it's like yeah all right now you get two cards now that's your hand you get one more card but you don't get to look at that card that's your that's your dealer's card can flip that over at any point in time it's like what what did you just do how this I got to discard all cards of one color in my hand because of my special power cuz I finally got to use my special power hey whoa I don't know what that is what is that uh Phoenix's power choose two cards in my hand a discard oh that's that's really cool that's what that card does that I just played oh well I wish I had that yeah that'd be neat that's much better than my count as an action card listen what's an action card I don't know but I my power activates on action cards okay oh my God I literally can't get rid of the cursed cards no matter what every time I play card choose a card to give to any player and discard a random card from your hand I got to play an action card why did you do your curse you aole you know that look at this okay I didn't huh you did this I'm pissed look at you flex your blo waa yeah I know right those things become a plus4 yeah well no it was already a plus4 oh okay good I just made it more y bye-bye curse well I would like to play a card but that's fine oh it's an action card can you do something good to me I mean if it's bad don't do it to me but if it's good I don't know is it good to give you a card no why would that I feel like that's pretty unequivocally bad how does that even happen what's happening what's happening what's happening okay oh God I feel like doing a four minus 2 is just unnecessary math it's just yeah really this is a draw three skip you get to pick who gets what but you can't give them both to the same person oh God and they don't take effect for two turns so you got to remember that okay I should also mention everyone looking at my perspective I'm really sorry that I look like a tomato I'm very badly sunburnt you could just replace it with a picture of you from a different period of time and no one will know the difference yeah uh Dana put on my Afro put get a static picture of Wade and cut his mouth open and edit his mouth Canadian South Park guy style the whole time all right when did my hand change I looked away for 2 seconds what zero was played okay all right uh hey your hand is I'm taking the not cursed one thank you oh you know what you have a point I'm really oh wait a minute wait wait my special power oh no way no way I activate my special power I have all of the same idiots I'm so good at this game I knew that would happen and I did it on purpose good job wow that seemed definitely fair and everything was so clear so now that you guys have an idea of what your powers are we're going to go back in and change it right okay cool what okay why I got to win man I got to turn off I don't decide this is randomized uh who we getting give me the B I got the same one the I got the same one I get the I need to what the hell how are we the same what you battling what's happening I need to I need to turn off my webcam I just need to get to the options it's it's still stuck on do webcam I think you might have to leave the game oh no it's okay it's it's just broken it's not going to do anything it's just not there whatever it's fine who's there me that might be what's causing your game to lag really is yeah it would yep mhm a dude don't worry I got your back oh well okay a you okay okay villager I got no choice tell you what come on man come on man a bro come on look how sad you I don't believe you damn it it's okay you do what I said to do no listen I'm not going to have this hand you know I'm not no you know how I know you're not Mark yeah cuz I'm just that kind of friend a you're going to like it you're going to like that hand actually you're going to like you better play a reverse or something dangerous all right give that back to me thank you oh okay good excellent go get Odus I know it's a pretty dope ass hand right oh god oh no that's not a good one oh oh yeah is that oh now they're they're awake already yeah that's not good oh Bob here trade with you you can have it man oh enjoy that honestly if you had your power with that hand that would be like an insta win that's a that's well as soon as it gets back into my hot little thingies I'm going to just wi oh no wait don't do that now we're cursed oh God no God geez a heck oh come on oh hey Mark I up man love you what's up and I know what's in there and no you're you're cool for now you're cool for now you're cool for now you're cool for now oh you're awake wow why am I the only bag I'm not awake what well you're about to be like right now you don't know you're going to somehow not have a turn yeah I think I'm aw now I'm just saying you don't know I mean I guess I don't know why I said that like that I'm an old guy look at me I'm drawing look at me why do why do I change from a robot man to an old man in a togga when I become awake what happens why do I become a man from a chicken I we don't know these things the gods work in mysterious ways uh it's just a it's like the same person but without the helmet on oh they get armor I hatch out of a statue Bob gets out of a man the Iron Mask outfit and Mark quits being a thanks man I'm just going to do one of thems no problem I'm really glad that uh of all people have skipped a turn they skipped me with the full deck of cards that's nice they skipped me too man they skipped me too man have eight cards you calm down yeah you calm down you Cal why was I skipped by odys you get skipped again oh God complaining keep running your complain some more now I'll complain slightly less oh no convoluted card I hate that one yeah why do you get to pick two that see that seems I thought it was just going to come my way I'm glad it didn't just what is that don't do that I choose who it goes to but like I don't choose what card I'm hot again my turn wait no is it really my turn right now no no no is it absolutely h% is actually my turn right now Jesus Christ that's so overpowered fistus is the most broken thing in this game right now I man you guys suck at who know can't wait to hatch out of my statue again next time I hope we get the exact same Gods again oh we do do we excellent do maybe H please give me give me happy boyand it's completely random it's random it's random who is this stupid bird who's this oh now the stupid AI is going to win cuz they've got happy boy well why am I always so hot the the Aries card does still discard like two of the same color the the AR's ability isn't so bad but it's not as op as no it's not three H wait well okay I got confused cuz I had the exact same card as I was going to play oo let's keep tossing it back and forth catch oh that's I was going to keep I hoping it would turn into a reverse I don't know I is jump in off cuz I couldn't jump in I had an identif jump it's blocked I can't actually enable it for this game mode weird but everything else happened in this game all the other things happening yeah I listen I challenge it oh boy okay well at least I still get to play my turn right never mind that's the other here we go again no not again I can't all we're good we're good we're good oh no but I don't have red oh wow oh no five wow shoot dang it man have a puppy face you're never going to survive that one oh yeah no jumping in God damn it oh God why always me the AI always hates me bad things only happen to you no no no oh quit your and it's fine no quit your oh here Mark oh no you have the I just got rid of the card for hey this is a good hand happy birthday this is good a good hand it's a good hand you say Mark yeah it's a good hand you want it take it I got rid of my curse all right okay I appreciate it appreciate it wow man my morning chicken man my my God is still locked away isn't Aphrodite the Goddess of like love and sex yes uh yeah what of your guys is the gods and stuff of Aries is the God of War Athena is like Athena is like the protector of something I'm just going off the game Hades she's a shield what's brown he he's like the Smith no he makes like armor and stuff stuff that's my god of warlord I think actually he is married to Aphrodite yes please continue to expound on your wealth of knowledge about all okay well you man you just because I I played God of War I played some Hades I know a few Greek gods here and there that so wrong likees I loved Hades it's a great game Molly loves Hades not tried it yet he a fantastic game CU was so well made dude Aries kind of slaps how' you lose as Aries because I didn't get a chance everyone gave me all the big cards uhhuh like you're going to win like you're going to win nerd like you're going to win you haven't won this one yet look at that out of here you know what else you get you know what else no I'm not going to do anything you can't do anything I couldn't do anything you're right but imagine if I did imagine if I did imagine if I did dude if you had I would be so upset right now yeah you would be pissed you'd be pissed freaking raging right now yeah yeah you'd be so pissed I think you know who you should pick that's not what that means what yeah what is I just discard cards lose oh uh oh the guy sh over is there any other way to win in this game other than having Visto just funny story I had to I played this game mode one time before and that character never won really I don't believe you like if you have multiple suits as that guy like if you have multiple colored cards it's harder to win but like if you're down to just one or two or like you have a really small hand I guess it's just an auto Victory Oh no I got the I'm bald afrodite baby I win you know this this game mode seems to remove the whole concept of you know Uno getting down to the one card it seems like that's not what talking about well I mean nor like I said this this dude as long as he gets low cards he seems to be good yeah four yeah four you know four no well sorry that's all right you can have another zero in there all right fun listen when Aphrodite busts out when Aphrodite gets out of here you all are going down oh bad choice idiot okay look at this nerd what a idiot okay no we will not stand for this fireing back never mind we're going unreal man I'm glad you're unlocked and I've gotten to play twice you you're hot now I'm hot now I'm all right I'll just take the hey that's a good hand don't make that sound it's a delicious hand it's so good I'm going to do this to you that's fine cuz it's okay I'll take two back I'll take two back I'm sorry that was rude I thought I got to pick those but it's two of my favorite ones of those four those were my favorite that's all right let's all be cursed he scares me every time I don't like him yeah yeah is it my turn I yes thank god oh Bab babe I'm not taking two back you keep those well you get oh babe babe bab all right let's can't we all just I don't really want to do that but I just going to go ahead you know what Mark you can have it buddy all right cool thanks man it's all for you too bad my power really got you played so many cards you could have got R of your card I didn't play any card actually so you know I got that after I played all my cards sure right excuses the thing is well you know the thing is actually I did nothing up until the point so you are completely don't you want my okay n no no no no this is great I got a good hand you don't don't don't I see that purple guy in the back and I'm just like you know what I don't need more sa oh he goes away it's fine action card isn't that an action card action card isn't that an action card I guess so there it is it's coming it's coming baby thinking what are you thinking Oh yeah double stack upsus it's a good idea it's a good idea I like that idea this oh come on why didn't you send me your purple card because it's a wild card oh you got that out I know I gave it to you you schemer got that information out of me I should have known since I gave it to you but I'm kind of an idiot true that's very true just you wait three turns and I will probably not have this hand anymore ah yeah I can uh yeah I this I can um yeah you know there's some really good numbers you could have chosen an 81 knit 81 knit 8 wouldn't knit 818 eight what what what honestly this is pretty satisfi never mind don't want any okay wow Mark You Got a Cool Hand dude thanks man pretty dope right pretty dope oh hey hey eight W knit well you know what what is this damn it eight wouldn't eight wouldn't it eight wouldn't it well sorry hey why I didn't even insult you now you're tied with him dude it's fine yay we're tied isn't that good no it's not good buddy and you're not my buddy he's my buddy we're buddy ah this is worse this is worse this is worse well got the now you've got oh no Cur incoming the only thing I didn't have was a curse and now I do this is terrible take this that went well for B hey calm down listen buddy hey go ahead and calm down now buddy here comes Aphrodite you take my curse you take my curse wait wait wait there you are wow what a banger wow what a slanger what a slanger great I know look W now now you're TI hey stop take that aphrodes oh it's fine wait a minute don't oh wait no don't do that that's not good wait a second stop it hang on hang on I know you have yellow right hang please but I don't anymore do not does that count no that doesn't count idiot it counts cuz I already had another yellow but you still get this yeah well that doesn't really seem fair but that's fine all part of my master plan well I've got my own plus four it's it's just a four why did I give you my my skip a turn I needed that I don't know I just I wasn't even thinking I was got rid of his curse oh wow plus oh okay you don't get plus two wrecked byebye for Frank this one card I this one color I don't have but I have this whatever this does I'm discarding now okay oh nice take some of is that good this and also one of these nice play thanks man okay hey I can finally use my special power how is that not an action card how does Aphrodite not get to do an action thing let just go I don't know what qualifies his action I have not figured that out yet okay so they're skipped B did you just burn the card I gave you the one I gifted you I didn't choose to do that it happened at random because of rules that I don't understand that's not what you want to draw at all this hand just got soiled soiled it it's the wrong keep that stupid I think get out of here you idiot just slowly catching up over here Athena's Got The Magic Touch now just you wait apparently all right think about this think about this wait think about it think about think harder harder was that good that's good enough it's good enough it's good enough wait a minute I was were you cool man we cools we're cool all right we're cool we're cool like school yeah wait why'd you point at me wait calm down what the hell oh man that was a lot of bad than me right stop them uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh oh God uh that's not going to be enough I'll stop to you again looks like it wasn't enough you know else get cursed again youone else isn't enough oh God why oh Bo why why have you done this to me give me that and shut up no wait Bob wait no no don't take that one oh that's a terrible hint for you what do you care no no no oh also suck it as much as I'm mad at Mark I'm also mad why you mad at me what have I done to you I got to have this back it's too no listen man come on please I need this Man Poor dsus never gets to go that's damn shame yeah because the computer keeps having good good good good good hand hands and we got to stop them you okay man sorry you okay dude you all right yeah I just I was chaning my wood chuck wood wait I did the okay I was going to say I get to do my special ability don't what what in the world causes your special ability I don't even know what what causes your special ability when I play an odd-numbered card oh interesting yes all right well I have a new Target for my aggressions that's come on but Mark stop him why why should I help Wade for some reason yeah yeah yeah don't do this actually yeah don't do this yeah get out of here I don't care what happens you're not doing nothing this turn someone's got a gun to your head and you're really going to think of like wait don't don't do this don't stop oh no wait a minute oh God that's an issue that's an issue would hate for someone to not pay attention to him what is wrong with you you throwing the whole game here you throw this watch is Aphrodite the Goddess being a oh you think that I don't know what I'm doing here you think my dick don't swing low congratulations Mark you just screwed all three of us in one play I am amazing at that oh uhoh wait a minute no hang on wait stop no don't don't except for me that's 100% what I knew was going to happen thanks Mark okay what look oh I'm I'm sorry that I didn't make it so you win Bob I was not even close to winning I was just trying to forall it until something better could happen like you winning that would be the only scenario that you would think would be better better me than Odus no I'd rather watch me get Odus and just really make me ball or no hephestus ah damn it Athena suck it idiots all right Bob you've made an enemy for Life get ready to get Athena you're going to get aeed all over you oh I pass it on y not my fault not my problem oh that's not nice wait we got to be on the same team here if Mark's going to be against me you I wasn't trying to hurt you I got I got started in a bad spot all right wait we got to be on the same team here okay yeah you got it as long as you don't hit me with that we'll be on the same team okay good that's a hard decision the hardest decision I've ever made in my life all right it's fair it's fair hey I'll take him I don't care I don't even care my odd cards no it got rid of all my odd cards no I stopped the diso teamwork I don't I don't care you know what I don't care don't well I'll take some of this no I won't take some of this I did no I did four I is that the exact same bit that I did the other time that made you laugh for ever probably that voice where I like all you have to do is mock laugh yeah I don't know why that makes me laugh I should feel worse about it but it's is really very funny what am I going to do what am I going to do godamn it it doesn't stop being funny I know oh that's why kids do it that's it's always funny who wants to shabo me I mean if if things are I'll I'll take a stab at that a big robot man I'm good but aren't you the one that marks I was married to uh maybe makes sense then makes sense o no no no a card I can play oh well you suck bad you dick Lord I would love to be unamed no I don't really have a choice in that one but I'm happy with the way it works worked out if I'm honest that quite the no man replace that with like the Star Wars episode 3 Vader scream I have it how did I get this oh thank youus that's the card that you should have played there great play great play think 19 moves behind play that would have been my action card you have anyen yeah yeah he had skips he had everything I mean he has who why did it just zoom in thereius could have played whatever he wanted instead he just like here Mark be free be naked get rid of Weights plus four uh excuse you I don't get naked for nobody pass it on I guess here Bob I'll get rid of that you have Mark's hand working together team work all right what that's not I mean good for you C stupid stupid stupid stupid oh I don't have the odd of that damn it don't play odds bro hey you guys want to see some sure oh a friendship nice man got him but now this cardi man is live in the game on the server with no cards ready to win mhm mhm no one take this away from me there no chance I'm going to have any troubles what soever oh okay well Bobby you were going to do something was something going to happen no not lying want that man you understand I'm currently attacking you right who me yeah who no waade okay I've noticed judge it because of the direction but it's about the flip right here Mark play the reverse what yeah Mark bounce it back I think I'm just going to take some cards my D all right okay I feel like you could have really that Bob get him play the reverse oh I'll get him oh come on man just pass it on get the get the computering it on a you didn't click faster you got to click faster take that aha it's my chance well I I guess I could do this anyway if functionally it would have been the same I guess scared me hey you guys don't get extra curses that's not fair and I get to get rid of mine now yay okay well oh okay that's oh God I'm supposed to be hot let me win um hey man that's that's rude well just you wait till I get to do something yeah yeah uh-huh you know what right now is your time to shine Bob all right let's get you buddy all right got him just got rid of my green card I we rid of like one card okay two I could have got rid of more but now I'm not cursed like you idiots and by you idiots you're just talking to me cuz it's just me and the computer and the computer and the computer the computer the computer's not a person okay stupid Odus computer's not a person and and okay all right what okay I'm using my powers of love all right Mark set me up Mark let's do this Mark no no no not like this get him no oh wow shoot oh uh I think Mark might win oh oh no he doesn't discard he he stuns one of us oh yes I do oh oh oh you do discard the sweep the sweep the sweep under the rug wo she is so overpowered she's the easiest one to win with yeah that's the most broken God in the game I guess congrats on winning thanks thanks I I hate to cheat to win but you know I just I otherwise I wasn't able to actually like get we get it we get it I'm very terrible at games that was that was a very painful loss for me though not going to lie you uh yes really swept it under you I really oh I got her this time you're all screwed all right I got the cockman I'm ready to rock man that's what they say about you that is what they oh Bob's the bald guy well take my overpowered hand there I guess oh what a hand look at that yeah I was really looking forward to having it hey Mark hey what's up man hey how you doing I'm good man so good right now good to hear from you yeah yeah just going to do that no no good please it's a good move yeah oh this is flip it back my way oh Mark flip it back my way Mark I'll flip it back your way I'll flip it back Mark just asking for right now dude I'm asking for it look I don't know I don't know how to say this oh Manus is looking hot hey wait a minute challenge me I will I'm going to challenge me n damn it challenge me I did the more cards he gets the more powerful his becomes exactly that's my strategy but the same can be true about my shiny shiny head oh okay I think you definitely had some blue tons of it yeah there's the blue all right we better stop adicus we should all gang up on adicus now yeah yeah yeah get him see look he's awake anduh God get him everybody Len to me me good morning I guess I'm just going to do that no wait the Cur it's not like he could have stopped it man I know but I just realized that I can't look I can't I can't use your special I can't do it man I can't I would love being a god chicken if you're not going to help me I every time I'm about to win something just stopped me you weren't about to win I was now burn hey I can play My Curse card look at that hey I can play My Curse card look at that ooh look at that look at that o o wait can you play your curse card play your curse card play your curse card that's not your curse card done that's an odd card right it's not enough to win uh uh take that Mark some reason thanks I had the most so that makes sense don't I don't I win don't I win poorly no I was like one of you has a seven I got to figure out which one no I have a seven no wow all right now everyone just let me win yes good good yes wait just let me win no no no no no bald man it'll only leave take only good cards you gave me God I literally don't have a choice sorry Mark Ah that's okay you know I was sitting I was thinking of sitting this one out anyway it's nice and relaxing to just watch isn't that's what you did to me last round fun what I did to you I did oh okay actually yes EXC me% what you very on purpose wi right now oh I couldn't possibly win right now by playing a red four and then discarding all of my red cards could I mhm no I couldn't oh but I can draw that first try huh huh okay green all right get ready for some of this oh oh yeah Mark wow thank you wow man oh wait I'm going to get cursed oh balets and you're getting this a buckets hey happy birthday it's kind of a dick move kind of a dick move not going to lie kind I'm going to challenge it just on principle that's fair I see you had some non Wars in there you could have played well one I just drew was the curse card the other one I'm telling about your character I just want to say yeah I do like not losing right away Mark you want my hand I don't not well you didn't even listen you didn't even hear me out that's fine well okay talk to me you my hand has excellent action cards also not even the computer well hey at least he played your curse car that's and that is guys pretty cool that's pretty cool back the blue all right well I'm just going to go ahead and do that all right go ahead and do one of them hey wait a minute go ahead and do that how many do you think I can discard all at once that's the real question incorrect you know else is incorrect odys is's card count stop wait please don't Odus you know what to do oh thank God I'm just going to start getting oh than oh take this Odus wait no I can't I can't do that at all actually all right odys me odys stack him up bro yeah stack them up bro you stacking bro you stacking I'm stacking so hard like this hey come on man that's rude oh no not that card my wait so if this is the current state of things and I do that what happens oh that's right it gets a pick well Mark's no threat for the winner thank you it's okay you get to discard two of them oh good I'm glad I got rid of the odd ones which are exactly what I need for this particular deck one of those was a skip which I'm pretty sure is not a well was still been more helpful than a six that I got Mark oh I don't have that color oh how am I supposed to know you don't tell me anything why do you don't ask you didn't it oh I want to know how your day was I have to ask you get this that's not very nice at all see this is this is the problems that I'm talking about oh this is the problems this this is the problems maybe you're the problems you ever think about that uh wait play a plus two right never mind okay I don't have one of those well I've got some and I know who's getting them oh God not again hey look curse cards oh well I don't have reverse reverse reverse a sex a six a six wow you did play a six I did I did look at this guy even though I said sex the first time but that's fine a sex a sex well Wade how do you like them apples uhoh just kidding I'm just going to get rid of those guys oh my ah H ha how's it feel Bob does it feel good doesn't feel very good does it doesn't feel good I feel like you know it doesn't feel good I know it doesn't feel good but doesn't feel good to be laugh either okay you guys are getting getting a little hostile here oh send it around Odus yeah Mark send it send it around far are we sending this how far are we going to send this my dud far are we my do it baby a baby hey Wade does it feel good no did you like the way it felt Wade I didn't oh come on baby I wasn't in fact a fan of how that felt I'm just saying you around send it around Wade send it send it around send all right I'll just be nice I'll give you I'll give you look we're being nice to each other right that's pretty nice yeah cool uh I can do this that's terrible for me you better watch out boys you better watch out oh my goodness you saying me you don't have no Reds over there great well I got that green why would you do that bro I got rid of my curse bro I didn't even I couldn't even didn't you know I never even no no no no no one get rid of one not four he can't get rid of four tough call Tough call oh good the curse is back oh great okay please give me a card I can play immediately thanks curse why me you know no Cur Cur SK oh well listen I had no choice in the matter I'm really really sorry I'm really sorry about that Ian do that I didn't I didn't mean to do that feel that's brutal man that's brutal I'll just take it you know I'll just take it it's okay good man good man okay all right draw okay we got a little bit of bre and please hey wait a minute a I thought I was going to be Wade haha hey that's what you sounded like I I got got is that how it feels when I mock you yeah every time actually oh um my card two curses pretty cool right okay my card two curses pretty cool right funny when you do that yeah it's always funny when I do it to someone else cuz you're the nice one oh obviously all right enough of this uh Smurf is not green Smurf Turf is not the green Smurf thf got him we change the colors what I'm trying to say yeah good good good make it green okay well that is exactly the not color that we needed in this endeavor I don't want that I don't want any of that okay hey wait do you want my hand no it's really good probably activate my Powers all right Bob do I skip you Mark or adicus why would you skip the person with the people with the most cards cuz you guys are the most likely to steal mine all right it is what the hell did I do to you you were straight ahead of me where my mouse was one second left what did I do to do that you got the wrong one i r i randomly threw that you got the wrong one way you deserve no way oh wait you picked wrong wrong wrong wrong wait this is all on you wait how could you just let me win like that how could you do that how could you do that Wade I feel like and it's not the sunburnt I can't believe you've done this to us Wade this game is such garbage well in fact I'm so mad I'm going to leave oh\n"