The Mysterious Loot Crate: A Month's Worth of Surprises

As I opened my latest shipment from Loot Crate, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. Would this month's batch contain any surprises, or would it be more of the same? The first item that caught my eye was a generic box with no discernible logo or branding. "I have no idea what this is," I thought to myself, "it's just a generic box so it's impossible to tell." Without hesitation, I decided to put it aside and move on to the next item.

Next up was something that felt like a gummy candy of some kind, possibly even a root beer-flavored treat. I was intrigued, but also a bit skeptical - after all, who knows what kind of candies are hiding in plain sight? I tentatively picked it up, examining it from every angle before deciding to put it in my mouth and see if I could identify its flavor. "Come on," I thought, "is it root beer? Was that the sound of a can being crushed in the distance?" Alas, it was not to be - but at least I knew I wouldn't have to worry about poison.

After the mysterious gummy candy, my next find was something that felt decidedly...flat. "Is this a coin?" I wondered, examining it more closely. And indeed, it was! Specifically, it appeared to be an 8-bit zombie coin from the world of Donkey Kong. I couldn't help but feel a thrill of excitement - after all, who doesn't love a good old-fashioned Donkey Kong reference?

As I continued through my loot crate, I came across something that looked like a classic arcade cabinet...but was it? I wasn't quite sure, and so I decided to take a closer look. After a brief moment of hesitation (I had heard that the Power Glove was notorious for its lack of success), I revealed that the item in question was indeed an arcade cabinet - but what kind, I wondered? Space Invaders, perhaps?

Next up was something small and sleek - a Street Fighter keychain, I deduced. "Wait, weren't there kids' games based on Street Fighter?" I wondered, trying to recall if I had ever heard of such a thing. And indeed, I had - it turned out that there were Street Fighter-themed toys, including this very keychain.

As the loot crate continued its reveal, I found something that looked like a figurine...or was it a bobblehead? I wasn't quite sure, and so I decided to take a closer look. After a brief moment of hesitation (I had seen some pretty weird things in my time), I revealed that the item in question was indeed a Street Fighter-themed figurine - but more specifically, a figurine of Blanca (or "Blinky", I think). Another mystery solved!

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, I came across something small and circular...but was it just another coin? Or was there something else at play here? In the end, I decided to reveal that the item in question was indeed a Space Invaders-themed token - although I couldn't help but wonder if this might be the infamous "mystery food" from my previous experience. And then, of course, there was the Burger...but more on that later.

Throughout the mystery of the loot crate, one thing became clear: these items were not just ordinary trinkets or treats. They were little surprises, hidden away for fans to discover and enjoy. And as I settled in for a long afternoon of exploring and unwrapping each new item, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation - after all, who knows what other surprises the future might hold?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enbacon has made a comeback today's video is all about Loot Crate well the unboxing of Loot Crate for April 2013 yes here it is I'm very excited about this one because apparently this month's theme is all about Retro Gaming which as you guys probably know by now I'm a huge gamer I've been gaming for years now and well since I was four years old maybe three can't really remember it's been that long but anyway let's get into it actually before we get into it I do want to talk about this new channel I just found on YouTube it's actually a comedy channel called WTF films FTW uh it's by a game a game yeah it's by a game I'm thinking of luk crate it's by a guy named Ryan check out this clip what's your problem with your sister um I actually don't have a sister so that's kind of my problem uh D you have a sister I'm right here I have literally never seen you before in my life whatever can I borrow $100 no oh I hate you all right so we obviously all know what w TF means right well you should unless you're really really young then maybe we shouldn't talk about this but it does mean what the you insert explicit word here but what if it meant something else what if WTF meant something like I don't know Wawa yes I do love Wawa Wawa tastes fun that's a terrible Acron but it kind of makes sense for me but hey guys you know what it really doesn't matter just go check out Ryan's Channel The annotation is on the video right now he does comedies he does parodies Vlogs all that good stuff check him out and tell him David Franco sent you all right so on to the point of today's video again lot crate unboxing for April 2013 now I got to say for some reason this has been opened already both sides of the tape have been ripped so I don't know if somebody got this in the mail by accident and they opened it and they didn't realize it wasn't for them until after they opened it so I did take a quick sneak peek to make sure everything was in here and it looks like it now obviously I didn't go through the list of the you know the actual items in here so I'm assuming everything is in here I'm assuming so to make this video interesting like last month's lot crate I did take Bacon's Wawa thing that he wears around his chest or waist whatever he has and yes he does have body parts he is bacon I mean just cuz he's not human doesn't mean he doesn't deserve body parts right bacon I I'm sticking up for you chill all right so just shut the monitor off let's put him here can you still see him there you go it's not bad he's out of the frame a little bit but whatever all right so just like last month like I said I am going to blindfold myself and guess which each item is now I've heard this Mon's Loot Crate is really cool if you're a gamer is that good that is the worst blindfold ever all here we go here it is opening it up now this is the card you usually get so I don't know what's in here besides obviously gamer stuff and I did see that everything's included in a bag and that's it throw that away it's very interesting that it's in a bag it's different all right first up oh has an oh okay hold on this feels like an arcade cabin of some kind like bubblegum we'll see let's put that over there this I have no idea it's a generic box so it's impossible to tell let's put that over there ooh this feels like it could be a gummy of some kind like a candy maybe it's just one though so who knows put that over there this feels like an air freshener obviously I can't smell it through the bag but it definitely feels like an air freshener we'll see this is definitely a piece of candy you know what screw it I'll just put it in my mouth my God I really hope it's something I like come on is it root beer I was going to say it feels like a root be Barrel guys I think it is yeah know that could have been poison I just put in my mouth this is a corn coin of some kind yeah it's not a button it's definitely a coin cuz it's a lot flatter than a button and it doesn't have a pin on the back like you that metal pin and that's it right boom Circuit of race oh Mushroom Kingdom cool it's from um Mario Kart well my white balance is way off on my eyes wow all right check it out it's pretty cool I freaking love Mar card okay it is a okay it is a barrel which means it's probably from Donkey Kong no it's not from Donkey Kong but I'm sure that's what they were going for the whole classic Donkey Kong thing by the way this is being recorded live over D fr.com all right all we have here is one of those gummy candies the burger things I'm going to put it up close it's going to be very blurry but you can obviously tell what it is the coin I got was an8 bit zombie coin very interesting oh it's the it's the Power Glove right you know I never used the Power Glove um so I don't know what it's like I mean I've heard it was pretty cool I don't think it was that successful right anyway there it is okay I was right it was an arcade cabinet Space Invaders might be candy let me see um I don't know what it is might be candy I guess I'll do a first taste video on it right I mean if you guys want to see a video on this just comment below saying Space Invaders next up oh this was wasn't a air an uh an an air freshener this is a keychain Sweet Street Fighter yeah it's like the street fighter kids or something wasn't there a street fighter kids game I just had a flashback wasn't there a street fighter kids oh wait Virtual Fighter kids I forget I'm pretty sure those are Virtual Fighter kids pretty cool again it's going to be blurry CU I have manual focus on but you get the idea now last but not least I saved this one for uh well last Street Fighter Kid Robot oh is this a bobblehead or no it's probably no it's not a bobblehead it's some kind of figurine by the way I will not be doing a first taste of this burger I've had these plenty of times but they are good I mean if you're interested I think that's it after this I don't think we got too much stuff this month but hey this alone's pretty cool Blanca I hope I'm saying his name right I forget I'm honestly I'm not a huge Street Fighter person I mean I appreciate Street Fighter for what it is it's one of the most famous fighter serieses out there check it out pretty cool so a little figurine dude can chill actually up my shelf I have so much lot CR stuff up there it's not even funny but anyway guys there you go quick recap we got a circuit of racing uh Mushroom Kingdom bag from Mario Kart a Blanca Street Fighter figurine or Blanca I hope I'm saying that right Space Invaders mystery food SL candy I don't know what it is a street fighter keychain pretty cool a burger and I think that is it yes I hope I didn't miss anything yeah oh and a coin that's right I knew I was missing something I was looking for it a oneup coin which will definitely be going up on my shelf up there all right guys that's it thank you so much for watching if you do want to save money on your Loot Crate subscription just use my discount code DeFranco d r anco just go to D franco.com crate right down there and you'll see all the details on how to sign up so thank you guys so much for watching your support is awesome stay tuned for tomorrow's video which is all about what is it about I already recorded it and I can't even think wow guys my memory is gone crazy anyway guys thanks for watching again and I'll see you over at the live stream right yes I hope so ddr.com again that link is also right below peacebacon has made a comeback today's video is all about Loot Crate well the unboxing of Loot Crate for April 2013 yes here it is I'm very excited about this one because apparently this month's theme is all about Retro Gaming which as you guys probably know by now I'm a huge gamer I've been gaming for years now and well since I was four years old maybe three can't really remember it's been that long but anyway let's get into it actually before we get into it I do want to talk about this new channel I just found on YouTube it's actually a comedy channel called WTF films FTW uh it's by a game a game yeah it's by a game I'm thinking of luk crate it's by a guy named Ryan check out this clip what's your problem with your sister um I actually don't have a sister so that's kind of my problem uh D you have a sister I'm right here I have literally never seen you before in my life whatever can I borrow $100 no oh I hate you all right so we obviously all know what w TF means right well you should unless you're really really young then maybe we shouldn't talk about this but it does mean what the you insert explicit word here but what if it meant something else what if WTF meant something like I don't know Wawa yes I do love Wawa Wawa tastes fun that's a terrible Acron but it kind of makes sense for me but hey guys you know what it really doesn't matter just go check out Ryan's Channel The annotation is on the video right now he does comedies he does parodies Vlogs all that good stuff check him out and tell him David Franco sent you all right so on to the point of today's video again lot crate unboxing for April 2013 now I got to say for some reason this has been opened already both sides of the tape have been ripped so I don't know if somebody got this in the mail by accident and they opened it and they didn't realize it wasn't for them until after they opened it so I did take a quick sneak peek to make sure everything was in here and it looks like it now obviously I didn't go through the list of the you know the actual items in here so I'm assuming everything is in here I'm assuming so to make this video interesting like last month's lot crate I did take Bacon's Wawa thing that he wears around his chest or waist whatever he has and yes he does have body parts he is bacon I mean just cuz he's not human doesn't mean he doesn't deserve body parts right bacon I I'm sticking up for you chill all right so just shut the monitor off let's put him here can you still see him there you go it's not bad he's out of the frame a little bit but whatever all right so just like last month like I said I am going to blindfold myself and guess which each item is now I've heard this Mon's Loot Crate is really cool if you're a gamer is that good that is the worst blindfold ever all here we go here it is opening it up now this is the card you usually get so I don't know what's in here besides obviously gamer stuff and I did see that everything's included in a bag and that's it throw that away it's very interesting that it's in a bag it's different all right first up oh has an oh okay hold on this feels like an arcade cabin of some kind like bubblegum we'll see let's put that over there this I have no idea it's a generic box so it's impossible to tell let's put that over there ooh this feels like it could be a gummy of some kind like a candy maybe it's just one though so who knows put that over there this feels like an air freshener obviously I can't smell it through the bag but it definitely feels like an air freshener we'll see this is definitely a piece of candy you know what screw it I'll just put it in my mouth my God I really hope it's something I like come on is it root beer I was going to say it feels like a root be Barrel guys I think it is yeah know that could have been poison I just put in my mouth this is a corn coin of some kind yeah it's not a button it's definitely a coin cuz it's a lot flatter than a button and it doesn't have a pin on the back like you that metal pin and that's it right boom Circuit of race oh Mushroom Kingdom cool it's from um Mario Kart well my white balance is way off on my eyes wow all right check it out it's pretty cool I freaking love Mar card okay it is a okay it is a barrel which means it's probably from Donkey Kong no it's not from Donkey Kong but I'm sure that's what they were going for the whole classic Donkey Kong thing by the way this is being recorded live over D fr.com all right all we have here is one of those gummy candies the burger things I'm going to put it up close it's going to be very blurry but you can obviously tell what it is the coin I got was an8 bit zombie coin very interesting oh it's the it's the Power Glove right you know I never used the Power Glove um so I don't know what it's like I mean I've heard it was pretty cool I don't think it was that successful right anyway there it is okay I was right it was an arcade cabinet Space Invaders might be candy let me see um I don't know what it is might be candy I guess I'll do a first taste video on it right I mean if you guys want to see a video on this just comment below saying Space Invaders next up oh this was wasn't a air an uh an an air freshener this is a keychain Sweet Street Fighter yeah it's like the street fighter kids or something wasn't there a street fighter kids game I just had a flashback wasn't there a street fighter kids oh wait Virtual Fighter kids I forget I'm pretty sure those are Virtual Fighter kids pretty cool again it's going to be blurry CU I have manual focus on but you get the idea now last but not least I saved this one for uh well last Street Fighter Kid Robot oh is this a bobblehead or no it's probably no it's not a bobblehead it's some kind of figurine by the way I will not be doing a first taste of this burger I've had these plenty of times but they are good I mean if you're interested I think that's it after this I don't think we got too much stuff this month but hey this alone's pretty cool Blanca I hope I'm saying his name right I forget I'm honestly I'm not a huge Street Fighter person I mean I appreciate Street Fighter for what it is it's one of the most famous fighter serieses out there check it out pretty cool so a little figurine dude can chill actually up my shelf I have so much lot CR stuff up there it's not even funny but anyway guys there you go quick recap we got a circuit of racing uh Mushroom Kingdom bag from Mario Kart a Blanca Street Fighter figurine or Blanca I hope I'm saying that right Space Invaders mystery food SL candy I don't know what it is a street fighter keychain pretty cool a burger and I think that is it yes I hope I didn't miss anything yeah oh and a coin that's right I knew I was missing something I was looking for it a oneup coin which will definitely be going up on my shelf up there all right guys that's it thank you so much for watching if you do want to save money on your Loot Crate subscription just use my discount code DeFranco d r anco just go to D franco.com crate right down there and you'll see all the details on how to sign up so thank you guys so much for watching your support is awesome stay tuned for tomorrow's video which is all about what is it about I already recorded it and I can't even think wow guys my memory is gone crazy anyway guys thanks for watching again and I'll see you over at the live stream right yes I hope so ddr.com again that link is also right below peace\n"