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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Today we're lookingfor gaming tech on Etsy.Last time around I didnot have a lot of luck,so let's see if I can findsome better gaming tech this time.I'm just gonna type in "Tech".What could go wrong? Ooh.Oh wait. Yo, yo, yo.Oh, I found cool things.I found cool things.So basically people are just grabbinglike junk old boardsand putting a little miniCD and adding a clock to it.That's really neat.This is the kinda stuffthat I hoped I would find on Etsy,unique, cool techy items.But I need to find somethingthat's a little bit more practical.What will happen when I look up "gaming"?Wait, what? Oh no. Hold on.This seems sus.200 plus STEAM games in one for $14.You're purchasing a collectionof STEAM shared accountsfor 200 plus games.Are you, (stutters)Hold on.Are they just sharing their STEAM accountor are there a bunch ofdifferent STEAM accountsthat they will sell you?I mean, I guess I gotta find out.For 14 bucks?That's just weird, man. That's just weird.Oh, I'm about to, oh no, I'mgoing down the rabbit hole now.The custom built ODROID XU4with an LCD display,an Exynos 5422 processor,two gigabytes of RAM.But I guess what's unique about itis that not only can youplay using the system,but you also, it has a screen on it.So you can actually justplay directly on the screen.Which version do I want?I want with a Xbox 360controller, obviously.Adulting game cartridge forGame Boy Home Brew game.Is it all about adulting?- You're not a game boy anymore.You're a game man now.And you gotta do stufflike pay your taxes.- No!This is actually reallycool. 26 bucks, man.I want it with the boxgame manual or box upgrade.What's the box upgrade?Yeah, I want a box upgrade.Nah, that's a no-brainer. That's so cool.With that, my friends, I thinkI've got everything I needto take a closer look atsome of the wild, wacky,and weird tech that Etsy has in store.Okay, so we're gonna take a closer lookat the fineries of Etsy.This is probably a good point to mention.Actually, you can seeright here on the box.This was shipped October 13th, 2023.I'm not sure when you werewatching this video, butit's been a while.It took us quite a long timeto get all of our items in.So let's see what we got here, shall we?- Did it take along time to get items inor did you just forgetthat you ordered themand they sat in the shelf for a while?- I don't think there's anyevidence of that whatsoever.As you can see,Matt and Ken are joiningus for the shoot today, so,- Woo.- we've got that scruggly energy.- What? You're scruggly.- Well, y'all are scruggly.What is...Oh snap. Speaking of Pokemon.- Oh, oh, Jesus Christ.This is our Pokemon 35millimeter film camera.- Oh God.- So yeah, boy.Actually y'all haven't beenover to my house in a bit.I now have a Pokemon closet as well.- A Pokemon- As well?- Is that whereyou keep the kids or?- You tempt kids tosleep out in the garage.(Ken and Matt laugh)- It's okay. He likesCharmander too. It's fine.He'll understand.I don't know how they listed this.It looks like it's still sealed'cause it's got the originalpiece of tape on there,which doesn't look like it's been moved.So Ken just pull up onethat's on eBay right now for 333 bucks.We pay 200 for it, right?- 217.- $217.So maybe we got a deal,but let's actually openit up very carefully.- Oh ho ho. (chuckles)Look at that.It's the old scuffed looking Pokemon.So it's like Charmander,who's dead inside,Bulbasaur who's tired of your bull (bleep)Squirtle, who is gray instead of blueand Pikachu, who's holdinghands with Squirtle,but doing it in a very sad manner.This thing is dope.Wow, this is so weird.Yeah, so these look like theactual, maybe like the inserts.That's about 35 mil film size, right?- Oh, the, yeah.- So maybe you actuallyinsert this into the camera,and then it will overlay your Pokemonon the actual photos.- It's actually kind of cool.- This is actually kind of neat.So I need to put this in.Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.I have never loaded film in my life.- What?- My dad usedto do it all the time. No.You think anyone trustedme with a film camera?My first camera was adigital camera in 2004.- Okay.- I never owned a camerabefore that.Oh look, my family did.- The privilegedAustin Evans over here.- I have my manservant load it for me.(all chuckle)- Man servant.(Matt chuckles)- God dammit.(all laugh)- You literally setyourself up for that one.(Austin whoops)(speaking in a high voice) It was so easy.You're so silly, Austin.You don't know how to use film.(speaking normally) Who's laughing now?- No one after that voice.So this is what you gotta do,when you take a photo,- Yeah.- this will unlock.- Yeah.- It's gonna let you spinthe exact distanceto do another 35 millimeter print.- Copy.So.(Pokemon camera thuds)- Okay.- So we feel confidentthat I can now take...- Everything youtake now should be decent.- It's not.- Did you wind it all the way?- Yes.- Okay.- Not working.- Okay.- We'll be right back,after a word from oursponsor, YouTube AdSense.So we got the film developedand it turned out thatnothing was on the film.So I know that the shutter was open.Maybe it was a matter ofit wasn't functioning.But I guess(camera shutter clicks)time for the next item.Before we continue on,let me tell you a littleabout the sponsor oftoday's video Eight Sleep.You've probably seen EightSleep all over YouTube,and for good reason.It is incredibly cool tech.In addition to the factthat this is essentiallywater cooling for your bed,the pump itself is incredibly quietand uses a (clears throat) Noctua fan,which I think justpersonally is really cool.But on top of that,the fact that you can connectall of this to the app,and customize it exactly the way you want,and it'll also learn it basedon your sleep is awesome.Like the fact that if I wake up at 2:00 AMand I'm a little groggy or whatever,the bed might startturning that temperature upjust a little bit moreto help ease me back to sleep.Like how cool is that?One of the advantagesis that you can have two different zones.So say I prefer the bedto be a little bit warmerand my partner prefers it to be cooler,we can set that completely independently,so we're both gettingthe best sleep possible.Eight Sleep is clinically provento help you fall asleepfaster, enjoy deeper sleep,and have fewer wake-ups.The way this tech works is really cool.It's essentially similarto what you would usefor like water cooling at a PC.So the cover that you puton top of your mattresshas a bunch of little tubesthat run all the way through it,and it runs to this pump,which will either heat or coolbased on whatever is necessary.So right now it is incredibly warm,but because I know I need to get upand actually make some videos,I've now set it to start cooling offand give it a few minutesand then the bed will be nice and chilly,just enough to kind ofgimme that motivationto go do some work or something,and not just lounge,'cause (exhales softly)it's just so comfortable.Oh, sorry. Thank youvery much to Eight Sleepfor sponsoring this video,and for sponsoring my dreams,and oh, the world is so, ugh.I'm going back to bed.This is way more... (exhales)- Wait. No, that one is Fra-gile.- It does say "Fragile" on it.- Oh, sorry.- All right.What is this?Thank you for shopping at Game Cosmos.Okay. Oh.Okay. All right.This is a custom Xbox One controllermade from authenticprojectiles from a,- Wait. What?- Device.- What? So then wouldyou say this is perfectfor first person shooters?- Is this no rus-.- Yes.- It's "No Russian" themed?(Matt and Ken laugh)- It, I will say, is incredibly well done.I mean, yeah, if you look really close,you can see a little bit oflike the white from the insideand the seams and whatnot.But they clearly tookapart an Xbox controllerswapped out all the buttonsfor these metal buttons.It's not like...- It's the nicestcontroller that I've seennorth of the Mississippi.- What accent was that?- When I have my six shooter in one pocketand my black,(Ken imitates gun draw)- my controller in the other one,(Ken imitates gunshot sound)- Wait, how much did we pay for it?- Ooh, well,we paid $170.- Pfft.(all laugh)- Okay, wait, wait, waitnow, let's be real here.When I think aboutbuying cool tech on Etsy,this is the kind of thing I think about,something which has been hydro dippedto look like a wood controller,even though it's not real wood,and projectile casings for my buttons.Honestly, while I'm nota huge fan of the look,the only thing I can reallykind of ding it foris just that it looks nicewith this wood pattern,but when I see wood,I assume it's gonnaactually have wood grain,and it doesn't.But beyond that, the buttons, the sticks,it is really, really well done.So Etsy, you know what?Not bad.I'm actually...This is the kind of stuffI hoped that we would findwhen we decided to do Etsy Tech.Go ahead. No you don't. No you whoa.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(crew laughing)- And you almost stepped on it.- Okay, well let's see what we got here.Let's see what we got here.Oh, it's time for Adulting.Okay, so this is a custom Game Boy game.So we've got ourselves a sticker.Oh, so we can put a...(music stops)There's a sticker.Why is the sticker not on the...?Did we just buy the box and not the game?There's nothing.There's an instruction bookletand nothing else in here.I bought the box only.How did I buy the box only?(crew laughs)Yeah, I want a box upgrade.Nah, that's a no brainer. That's so cool.This is not...- He's gonna call customer service.- I paid $20- "You sent me exactly"- for the box.- "what I ordered.I want a refund."- "Lemme talk to your manager.Do you know who I am?"- That is ambiguous wording.That's ambiguous wording. Okay?God dammit.I'm gonna order the game right now.Okay, I'm gonna now pick cartridge only.And I'm gonna buy it now.You'll soon see, dependingon whether or not it shows upbefore this video goes live,what Adulting is all about.If it is, it's right here,and if it's not, (bleeped)(all chuckle)So it's been almost a monthsince I shot that lastpart of the segment,and it took a little whilefor the game to show upfrom the Netherlands.But now let's do thisone more time, shall we?A hard lesson in Adultingis to check the listingbefore you hit the big red order button.There we go. An actual game.Oh, "Press A to interact." Yeah.B button if you need to cuss.Oh, I can press the B button.(Austin chuckles)I can just decide to cussat any point. That's great."What are you doing with my phone?"Oh, oh, I accidentallytouched my roommate's phone.Yikes. Sorry, roomie.That's my bad. What's that?"Don't reset the wifi".Why not? "I'm watching a show."Boy, this game, real,real Adulting. Boy oh boy.Okay, so here's the thing,I get the idea here,and the idea here is that I'mgonna be spending a long timetrying to get to thebottom of filing my taxes,doing my laundry, homeworkand all the other stuff.This is neat.Considering that I havespent something like $90,on the game, the box,the two sets of shipping,I'm happy to support indie developers,and I'm also happy to read listingsmore carefully next time.That's a real lesson in adulting.(box thuds)I have to throw my own items now.Ken and Matt have abandoned me.Also, it's kind of better.It's quieter in here.You know, there's lots ofquips, there's lots of,(talking in wobbly voice)At the general store.(long beep)Oh, it's an N64mod of some variety.So we have a big oldchunker of a power brick,the Xbox 360 controller,which I think I had to pay extra for.And then we have our ODROID.So I guess the first thing we'll dois just try to load this upwithout a display,and see what it looks like,and then we'll go from there.How much did I pay for the ODROID?- This was our most expensive item,- I don't like that.- at $234.- I paid $234 for this.- You sure did.- Do we have video evidenceof me doing such a thing?That doesn't sound like,I would never do somethinglike that for this.I went with an Xbox 360controller, obviously.All right, well let's geta try. Let's be fair to it.I'm not seeing that kind ofmoney in quality right now,but whatever.Okay."Plug in the power spot to turn it on.But also the button on the left front sidebelow the USB ports is a buttonwhich can be held for two, three seconds."So this is a button. Hmm.Well it's on, but the fan is not spun downand it's not doing anything.Do I need to use thiswith an external display?Because a big reason why I bought this is'cause I thought you could run itwith this internal display.- It honestly doesn't.- You know what?I did a lot of reading betweenthe lines for this videothat I am starting to regret.Let me just grab a littlemonitor, and try it and see.Oh, oh, oh wait.Oh, monitor's doing something.- Ay.- The Recalbox.So I guess this little displayis like your second monitor perhaps.- I think maybe it only displays the artor something of the gamethat you're playing.So I don't think you actually playon the tiny little screen.- Aw.Okay.Open bar video pack. Wow,there's a lot of things on here.Alright, well we gottastart with N64, right?I mean clearly.What are we gonna play on N64?Blues Brothers 2000 is a move.That would be quite the move.Oh no.Cruisin Exotica. Yeah.I will say that screen is so tiny.It looks cool in the photos,but in person it is dim,and really, really hard to read.So my left trigger is my throttle on this,but look how bad the emulation is.You see how the cars arelike glitching in and outand the tires keep popping through,like this feels like quitelow quality N64 emulation.Yeah man, that's not it for 200 bucks.If it can't emulate N64and it is quite literally ina little N64 style enclosure.(Austin grunts)Ah, so this next item comesin a plain white envelope.I detect shenanigans.- No, nothingsuspicious about that.- "Dear customer, we hopethis message finds you well."Blah, blah blah blah, blah,"Our digital product," blah,blah, blah, blah, blah.Oh, it's a STEAM.Okay, can you refresh me?How much did I pay foraccess to the STEAM account?- It was quite reasonablefor access to over 200 games.- It's all game.- 14 bucks.- $14.Okay, so I guess what I need to do nowis go to this Google Drive linkand follow the instructionson how to do it.Load it up on PC and see what happens.What could go wrong?So if I wanna play any of these games,I just need to log intowhichever STEAM account I want.So there's like for example,if I wanted to play Final Fantasy 7,there's three different STEAM accountswith three differentlogins that I could try.Boy,that's sus!- I will say that thelisting for this is long gone.It is long banned.- It got nuked right?- It got on Etsy,It is long banned.- I mean I think itshould go without saying,don't try this at home.Don't give people on Etsy,money for stolen STEAM accounts.So I'm an offline mode for STEAM.It does show that I playapparently 36, no, sorry,3,800 hours at Elden Ring.Okay, I mean that is in fact Elden Ringworking on an illicit copy of STEAM.So it's all offline, butit does look like it works.But here's the thing,there is a 0% chancethat this is allowed by anyone.Clearly Etsy banned these people.I'm sure they're gonna banevery one of their accounts to pop up.STEAM probably bans you too,if they see 70 people logginginto the same STEAM account,pretty sure you're not allowed to do that.On top of that, if you'retrying to play a game,someone else logs into that same account,you're gonna get booted.Your saved file is gonnabe all over the place,'cause you're sharing itwith all these other people.Like I'll give them creditthat this is kind of a clever idea.And yeah, technically Ihave access to the game,but big old, yikes.All right, next up.Well it's very, okay, wellwe've got the glittery paper.This is encouraging.So this is classic Etsy.So someone has taken whatseems to be an old hard driveand they have made it into a clock.So if I pull this off, that's neat.So this looks like the main boardfrom like a very old hard drive.This is dope. This is absolutely cool,'cause you think about it,all this stuff is e-waste, right?It's going straight inthe landfill somewhere.But instead you can repurpose itand turn it into something really neat.How much did I payfor my handcrafted neat-o burritohandPCdevice?(Alex chuckles)- Okay, you paida low amount of $46.- That is totally worth it.This is really, really cool.See? And we got ourselvessome little bonus-ey items.This video is a video of ups and downs,but this,this is just delightful.This just puts a smile on your face.I think it's time for a funlighthearted little rompthrough the delights of Etsy.What's wrong with saying romp? Okay?I wanna take a lightheartedromp or what? What?Don't hold me back. Okay.- Okay.(Austin chuckles)- Wait, what did I buy again? (chuckles)Wait, this is an NES?Is this a portable NES?Is that what I bought?Is that what this is?- Yeah.- Yes.- And we got it forthe low low price of $121.- $121 is a lot of money.But this is Etsy we're talking about.This is not some massproduced knockoff NES clone.No, this plays the real thing,using what I can only assumeis like a Pi Zero orsomething on the inside.Let's actually fire itup and see what happens.I'm very curious.All right, this is a copyof Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt.(device clicks)Oh, okay.So gotta give a little bit of force.Let's try again. Let's try our NES boy.Ah it works. (chuckles)Alright, it's on there. Whatever.All right, let's play our super NES Boy.Oh, well I will say thatscreen's real low quality.If you look up close,it looks like you can see it's connectedto be like AV or something,'cause everything's a little bit soft.Not necessarily like a cool CRT waymore so just a cheap LCD kind of way.(game sound effects)Okay, so I have a few concerns.One of which is everytime I press the A button,the screen gets a little flickery.In fact, actually,anytime I hit any button,which I think what it is,is that the way the buttonsare mounted in the case,every time I press it,it puts a little bitof like pressure on it.Like look, if I push here,you see how the LCD gets a little ghosty?You see like those lines,those like horizontal linesthat show up when I touch it,I think the screen'sjust mounted too close.So every time I press a buttonit gets like a little jittery.Something else I'll say,these buttons don't feel great,they're fine.But that combined with the factthat it's actually kind of sharp,especially on the edges,it's not super comfortable to use.It's kind of cool.Like I don't wanna belike super mean to it,but it is a lot of money.And what you're getting hereis, I mean, exactly what they say.I mean it is a way toplay NES games on the go.I've just gotta feelingthat there's better ways of doing it.(game shut down sound)That was really timedwell. I'm proud of myself.I was just vamping thereso that I could hit that musical cuebecause I concluded the segmentand we move on to the next item.Oh, you're gonna throw it?Oh my God. Yeah, give me, give me.- Wait, wait. Can I throw this?- Do it, do it. Do it.- Okay.- Yeah, you did it.- Oh, you caught it.- All right.Oh snap. Oh. Oh.This is, I mean this is the simplest itemwe've had for the whole video.This is supposedly a real silicon waferthat has been framed and... (gasps)Okay, so if you're not familiar,the chip in the device you'reusing to watch this videoand like every device ever,comes on little wafers.And so essentially what happens isyou can see all the individual chips,these all get sliced and pickedand put into the variousparts that you know,inside the CPUs and whatnot.Oh my God, that's so cool.How much did we pay for this?- So we paid $155.- Okay, so this is not cheap,but knowing that this is alegitimate real silicon waferis really cool,because if this was full ofiPhone processors or something,this thing could costlike $8,000 or whatever.Like it is incredibly expensiveand good luck tryingto get one from Apple.But you know what?I feel like this belongs to be on the set.After the video of course.So we wouldn't ruin the continuity.Neat.Okay.(speaks gibberish)Oh it's the mouse thing.So this is that little superduper ultra light mouse.Yeah. Oh.So this is the, oh, so this isthe whole fully built thing.Okay. So you know whatI think in my order,they just gave me one of their prototypesjust because I guess theydidn't have anything betterto do with it.A lot of people like asuper lightweight mouseand it is hard to get any more lightweightthan the guts of Razer mouse3D printed in this enclosurewith some, I'll admit, veryslidey skates even on this.- I mean for context,the Logitech Pro X Superlight is 63 grams.That which you're holdingin your hand is 24 grams.- So it is less than half the weightof an ultra light mouse.Let's get this thing hooked up.Let's play a game, shall we?- What you doing?- I'm practicing.I will say it feels terrific.Like it really is niceand it would feel even betterif I could unplug the cable.But even with the cable connected,it's really not bad at all.Now how much was this though?'Cause it's not cheap.- So if you buy the wholething, including the PCBand all the guts of the mice,it is $155.- So yeah, not cheap at all.You could save some moneyif you just buy the 3D printed enclosure,and provide your own guts.- Yeah, that would only be $40.- Yeah, I would personallynot wanna do that,just 'cause that's a lot of work.I mean trying it, it's notgonna be a durable mouse.I feel like because it's so exposed,you're probably gonna sort ofwhether the 3D printing is gonna wear downor whether you're gonnaaccidentally damage that PCB,it's probably a little bitof a temporary solution.Maybe get like six monthsor a year out of it.You know what though man,I kind of like it morethan a regular mouse.Like it just,it's so quick and that's what the cable...I'm gonna disconnect for a second.I have just enough batteryto last a minute or two.(gentle upbeat music)That's smooth man. It isso lightweight to the pointwhere I feel like I am operating,almost more on feel than my like muscle.You know what?I'm sold.This thing actually really, really cool.This might be my favorite itemof the video. This is legit.Thanks Etsy.Well, I mean, not really thanks'cause I gave you all the moneyand some of the other itemsin this video were not good.But this one, thumbs up.So what have we learned today?We've learned that Etsy is a placethat has some highly illegalstuff and some erotic demons.If you watch "This Is",you know exactly what I'm talking about.He is a highly erotic demonwho takes you from ev...No, no, no, stop it, stop it, stop it.But on the other hand,some of this stuff wasactually pretty good,but let me know in the comments,should we do episode two?Should we go even deeper downthe rabbit hole that is Etsy?Or should I go back to thesafe, warm embrace of Temu?Nah, I'll go back to Etsy.That's a better idea.