A Personal Story: Embracing My Limitations with Alcohol
If I'm being completely honest, I barely know how to function as a human being if I was thrown into the real world. I if I was thrown into the real world you know how quickly I would drown when will drunk minecraft return oh ok so here is a very Brawley bad news to some people probably good news to others it's take it for what it will here's my little story I cannot process alcohol properly my body doesn't do it I have a deficient enzyme that causes a poison to build up my system because I can't break down alcohol fully very quickly some other people have it a lot of people do have it I cannot process alcohol correctly but that doesn't mean that I don't try to drink alcohol ever since I got into college I've been trying to and I'm not here to advocate one way or another be responsible about what you do and make sure that what you do doesn't harm anyone else or doesn't harm yourself to an extreme that's basically my rule about life so that's all I'll say about the philosophy and morals of drinking be responsible about it but as far as I go I
A Recent Incident: A Wake-Up Call
a few weeks ago when I was back home I was drinking you know every night not excessive leave just a few beers and then I had an incident and it's not a big deal but the quickest way to describe it is that I had a bit of a heart attack now that doesn't mean that there's anything physically wrong with my heart don't panic don't shout that from the rooftop as a horrible thing literally my heart could not pump enough blood to get to my head I passed out my friends were there they got in ambulance I went to the hospital I was totally fine there's nothing physically wrong with my heart I had a deficient vitamin something nutritional deficiency as caused by my body trying to compensate for my broken enzyme big science bull the doctors didn't even know exactly what happened but it was related to me not being able to process alcohol correctly combined with stress and other things cause what happened but what this means is that I who already didn't drink very much because I couldn't drink very much because I can't enjoy it all the time can no longer drink Drakh doctor's orders I cannot drink again
The Reality of My Situation
it is bad for my health it will not do me any good to drink and frankly I am a hundred percent okay with it I am totally okay with never having another drink in my life that doesn't mean that I'm gonna go out and be like no one should drink if I can't have her no one can I don't honestly care if you do or do not drink so long as my rules it doesn't harm anyone else or yourself so everything in moderation that's all I'll say about it but frankly I can't drink and what that means is that drunk Minds minecraft as what it is can't continue it just can't it's logical it came medically I cannot drink and I will not force myself to drink to do a series just have a little bit more fun when me and my friends still have fun in amazing ways and I love it to death playing with these guys without alcohol like it's totally fine it's not a big deal for me
The Elephant in the Room: Coming Clean
it was a long story but you know I I just need to get the elephant out of the room because I've been wondering how I was gonna talk about this and obviously I talked about it there it is and I want to be very clear very clear I can't make enough hand gestures to be very clear about this I'm fine nothing physically wrong with my heart heart is healthy they checked me out I am healthy I am good I'm not going to the hospital anymore I didn't tell anybody about this because they didn't want people to panic again that I was in the hospital and I don't plan to go back to the hospital anytime soon I've been there too much in my life as it is but I am fine I just can't drink anymore that's the end of that story so there we go mark you have a beautiful singing voice can you please sing something in the next reading your comments video it would be awesome you got it Ariana this is just for you
Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts
it's been a long December and I'm beginning to believe that it might not be as good as the last so that's all the comments for this video thank you everybody so much for watching thank you everybody who provided a comment and if you want your comment to be in the next video write your comment down in the description below I pick from a huge variety of times times a day I look for new comments old comments all the comments and I enjoy reading you guys his weird weird comments but both serious and weird this time so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to reading your comments it's on a Tuesday Tuesday's like we always planned boo boo boo boo boo bird oh yeah late what of it like I care about my fans I'm an no care a piece where I care it's still gonna be on every Monday I just forgot about the Sabbath this one's on the Susan Mitchell program if you were stuck on an island with PewDiePie dan is not on fire amazing Phil and jacksepticeye with one which one would you eats first sad face happy face well you got a rang come by you know which one has the most meat on their bones which one is the most useful to keep around longer and which one would put up the most fight if we tried to eat them so you got ranked him by that I know PewDiePie's kind of a scrawny ER guy and jacksepticeye you know he's not exactly the most athletic ever Dan and Phil there but they both got the tall advantage so they got reach if you try to get him so it's kind of hard to say I think I'd go for PewDiePie first you know get whatever stringy meat I could pull off of his bones and then they're probably go for Jack next and then kind of sways Dan and Phil to be on my side me like I would eat you we're kings are this island together and I'd have to take him off by that one because they're friends and you're gonna betray me they're all gonna betray me I won't let them betray me yeah that's who I eat first anyway what if Mark was not kill mark can you do speak Spanish for us your Latin American fans please please please please please get ready for it wayde's favorite song I'm gonna call wait up he loves this so much Vanja histoy in gato and mis pantalones and altitude Radio Hudson so how you doing wait sorry wait say hi okay I gotta go no I'm the worst friend ever are you a goofy goober well wait would know I'm a goofy goober but I wouldn't call him twice in a row he's not no Janet - Janet my tape stop being so fabulous wouldn't sassy it hurts my heart no excuse me while I drop a shitload of tank means drops a shitload of dag beep sorry did you drop your means I'm sorry there's I'm swimming in mayonnaise can you take them back please jock Hugh what if boobs were for real or are they not have every boob I did come across his boob Allah he is bubut pipe dream that men have been chasing and women oh no I could I hope boob is for real if I had boob I've said this before if I had boob I would spend all day just playing with him because boobs are fun markiplier were you serious about your posts on Twitter a few weeks ago about getting a puppy if so give a German Shepherd they're the cutest and will eat the faces of your enemies happy you tubing hey well I'm hoping that I didn't just cast a horrible spell but I will be taking home my puppy on Thursday you'll all see tons of pictures tons of videos non-stop you'll get sick of her in a few days I will spam you with beautiful pictures my lovely puppy badly mark what if your tongue was an airplane don't put this in the video but I killed a guy and threw him in the ocean while having people chant your name over and over again oh I got a megaphone crawl mr. president it's me again we've got a situation he's doing some bad buddy looks like mr. face hello mr. president and for me okay to the window to the wall doesn't sweat drop down mom I really want you to read this comment because if you don't pewds potato people will come and take over the world and they will kill you do you wanna die let me get this straight the Poots potato people had a meeting and at this meeting they were all like I might be a potato but I have standards I will not kill everyone unless this tween girl gets a common word yes my potato Queen Queen King both we don't have genders oh come here mister mister mistress I don't have genders that doesn't mean potatoes don't like to get freaky with him what kind of porn do you watch I actually don't watch porn and no one is ever gonna believe me on that one not a soul out there believe me and I don't what no one's gonna believe me this sentence is false you ever think you're gonna write a book I do notice that there's a lot of youtubers out there that are writing books these days and they're mostly about their own lives but if I was to write a book it would never be about my life that would probably the be the most boring subject you could probably write a book about if I were to write a book I have a lot of stories and things that I want to put into books like actual fictional stories you know coming up with worlds and universes like that's something that really does appeal to me but I never have the time to write a book because I have a lot of passions that I want to pursue but I'm wise enough to know that I don't have enough time to do everything so I try to do some things very well then spread my time out now down the road a few years of course you know I'm 26 you know I still have a lot of time left hopefully and you know I have a lot of things that I want to do in my life so I'm just putting the book thing on the backburner way back there will you awfully Photoshop a top hat and monocle on yourself enid video no well prank called and wrecked today was just like every other day poor wait oh boo hoo boo boo boo boo how do i adult Marc EMU bless us with your cotton candy pink wisdom I don't know how to adult why are you asking me how to adult I barely know how to function as a human I if I was thrown into the real world you know how quickly I would drown when will drunk minecraft return oh ok so here is a very Brawley bad news to some people probably good news to others it's take it for what it will here's my little story I cannot process alcohol properly my body doesn't do it I have a deficient enzyme that causes a poison to build up my system because I can't break down alcohol fully very quickly some other people have it a lot of people do have it I cannot process alcohol correctly but that doesn't mean that I don't try to drink alcohol ever since I got into college I've been trying to and I'm not here to advocate one way or another be responsible about what you do and make sure that what you do doesn't harm anyone else or doesn't harm yourself to an extreme that's basically my rule about life so that's all I'll say about the philosophy and morals of drinking be responsible about it but as far as I go I a few weeks ago when I was back home I was drinking you know every night not excessive leave just a few beers and then I had an incident and it's not a big deal but the quickest way to describe it is that I had a bit of a heart attack now that doesn't mean that there's anything physically wrong with my heart don't panic don't shout that from the rooftop as a horrible thing literally my heart could not pump enough blood to get to my head I passed out my friends were there they got in ambulance I went to the hospital I was totally fine there's nothing physically wrong with my heart I had a deficient vitamin something nutritional deficiency as caused by my body trying to compensate for my broken enzyme big science bull the doctors didn't even know exactly what happened but it was related to me not being able to process alcohol correctly combined with stress and other things cause what happened but what this means is that I who already didn't drink very much because I couldn't drink very much because I can't enjoy it all the time can no longer drink Drakh doctor's orders I cannot drink again it is bad for my health it will not do me any good to drink and frankly I am a hundred percent okay with it I am totally okay with never having another drink in my life that doesn't mean that I'm gonna go out and be like no one should drink if I can't have her no one can I don't honestly care if you do or do not drink so long as my rules it doesn't harm anyone else or yourself so everything in moderation that's all I'll say about it but frankly I can't drink and what that means is that drunk Minds minecraft as what it is can't continue it just can't it's logical it came medically I cannot drink and I will not force myself to drink to do a series just have a little bit more fun when me and my friends still have fun in amazing ways and I love it to death playing with these guys without alcohol like it's totally fine it's not a big deal for me it just means that drunk minecraft as people know it will probably never continue because I literally cannot drink it's like literally literally I cannot drink so that's the long it was a long story but you know I I just need to get the elephant out of the room because I've been wondering how I was gonna talk about this and obviously I talked about it there it is and I want to be very clear very clear I can't make enough hand gestures to be very clear about this I'm fine nothing physically wrong with my heart heart is healthy they checked me out I am healthy I am good I'm not going to the hospital anymore I didn't tell anybody about this because they didn't want people to panic again that I was in the hospital and I don't plan to go back to the hospital anytime soon I've been there too much in my life as it is but I am fine I just can't drink anymore that's the end of that story so there we go mark you have a beautiful singing voice can you please sing something in the next reading your comments video it would be awesome you got it Ariana this is just for you it's been a long December and I'm beginning to believe that it might not be as good as the last so that's all the comments for this video thank you everybody so much for watching thank you everybody who provided a comment and if you want your comment to be in the next video write your comment down in the description below I pick from a huge variety of times times a day I look for new comments old comments all the comments and I enjoy reading you guys his weird weird comments but both serious and weird this time so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video byehello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to reading your comments it's on a Tuesday Tuesday's like we always planned boo boo boo boo boo bird oh yeah late what of it like I care about my fans I'm an no care a piece where I care it's still gonna be on every Monday I just forgot about the Sabbath this one's on the Susan Mitchell program if you were stuck on an island with PewDiePie dan is not on fire amazing Phil and jacksepticeye with one which one would you eats first sad face happy face well you got a rang come by you know which one has the most meat on their bones which one is the most useful to keep around longer and which one would put up the most fight if we tried to eat them so you got ranked him by that I know PewDiePie's kind of a scrawny ER guy and jacksepticeye you know he's not exactly the most athletic ever Dan and Phil there but they both got the tall advantage so they got reach if you try to get him so it's kind of hard to say I think I'd go for PewDiePie first you know get whatever stringy meat I could pull off of his bones and then they're probably go for Jack next and then kind of sways Dan and Phil to be on my side me like I would eat you we're kings are this island together and I'd have to take him off by that one because they're friends and you're gonna betray me they're all gonna betray me I won't let them betray me yeah that's who I eat first anyway what if Mark was not kill mark can you do speak Spanish for us your Latin American fans please please please please please get ready for it wayde's favorite song I'm gonna call wait up he loves this so much Vanja histoy in gato and mis pantalones and altitude Radio Hudson so how you doing wait sorry wait say hi okay I gotta go no I'm the worst friend ever are you a goofy goober well wait would know I'm a goofy goober but I wouldn't call him twice in a row he's not no Janet - Janet my tape stop being so fabulous wouldn't sassy it hurts my heart no excuse me while I drop a shitload of tank means drops a shitload of dag beep sorry did you drop your means I'm sorry there's I'm swimming in mayonnaise can you take them back please jock Hugh what if boobs were for real or are they not have every boob I did come across his boob Allah he is bubut pipe dream that men have been chasing and women oh no I could I hope boob is for real if I had boob I've said this before if I had boob I would spend all day just playing with him because boobs are fun markiplier were you serious about your posts on Twitter a few weeks ago about getting a puppy if so give a German Shepherd they're the cutest and will eat the faces of your enemies happy you tubing hey well I'm hoping that I didn't just cast a horrible spell but I will be taking home my puppy on Thursday you'll all see tons of pictures tons of videos non-stop you'll get sick of her in a few days I will spam you with beautiful pictures my lovely puppy badly mark what if your tongue was an airplane don't put this in the video but I killed a guy and threw him in the ocean while having people chant your name over and over again oh I got a megaphone crawl mr. president it's me again we've got a situation he's doing some bad buddy looks like mr. face hello mr. president and for me okay to the window to the wall doesn't sweat drop down mom I really want you to read this comment because if you don't pewds potato people will come and take over the world and they will kill you do you wanna die let me get this straight the Poots potato people had a meeting and at this meeting they were all like I might be a potato but I have standards I will not kill everyone unless this tween girl gets a common word yes my potato Queen Queen King both we don't have genders oh come here mister mister mistress I don't have genders that doesn't mean potatoes don't like to get freaky with him what kind of porn do you watch I actually don't watch porn and no one is ever gonna believe me on that one not a soul out there believe me and I don't what no one's gonna believe me this sentence is false you ever think you're gonna write a book I do notice that there's a lot of youtubers out there that are writing books these days and they're mostly about their own lives but if I was to write a book it would never be about my life that would probably the be the most boring subject you could probably write a book about if I were to write a book I have a lot of stories and things that I want to put into books like actual fictional stories you know coming up with worlds and universes like that's something that really does appeal to me but I never have the time to write a book because I have a lot of passions that I want to pursue but I'm wise enough to know that I don't have enough time to do everything so I try to do some things very well then spread my time out now down the road a few years of course you know I'm 26 you know I still have a lot of time left hopefully and you know I have a lot of things that I want to do in my life so I'm just putting the book thing on the backburner way back there will you awfully Photoshop a top hat and monocle on yourself enid video no well prank called and wrecked today was just like every other day poor wait oh boo hoo boo boo boo boo how do i adult Marc EMU bless us with your cotton candy pink wisdom I don't know how to adult why are you asking me how to adult I barely know how to function as a human I if I was thrown into the real world you know how quickly I would drown when will drunk minecraft return oh ok so here is a very Brawley bad news to some people probably good news to others it's take it for what it will here's my little story I cannot process alcohol properly my body doesn't do it I have a deficient enzyme that causes a poison to build up my system because I can't break down alcohol fully very quickly some other people have it a lot of people do have it I cannot process alcohol correctly but that doesn't mean that I don't try to drink alcohol ever since I got into college I've been trying to and I'm not here to advocate one way or another be responsible about what you do and make sure that what you do doesn't harm anyone else or doesn't harm yourself to an extreme that's basically my rule about life so that's all I'll say about the philosophy and morals of drinking be responsible about it but as far as I go I a few weeks ago when I was back home I was drinking you know every night not excessive leave just a few beers and then I had an incident and it's not a big deal but the quickest way to describe it is that I had a bit of a heart attack now that doesn't mean that there's anything physically wrong with my heart don't panic don't shout that from the rooftop as a horrible thing literally my heart could not pump enough blood to get to my head I passed out my friends were there they got in ambulance I went to the hospital I was totally fine there's nothing physically wrong with my heart I had a deficient vitamin something nutritional deficiency as caused by my body trying to compensate for my broken enzyme big science bull the doctors didn't even know exactly what happened but it was related to me not being able to process alcohol correctly combined with stress and other things cause what happened but what this means is that I who already didn't drink very much because I couldn't drink very much because I can't enjoy it all the time can no longer drink Drakh doctor's orders I cannot drink again it is bad for my health it will not do me any good to drink and frankly I am a hundred percent okay with it I am totally okay with never having another drink in my life that doesn't mean that I'm gonna go out and be like no one should drink if I can't have her no one can I don't honestly care if you do or do not drink so long as my rules it doesn't harm anyone else or yourself so everything in moderation that's all I'll say about it but frankly I can't drink and what that means is that drunk Minds minecraft as what it is can't continue it just can't it's logical it came medically I cannot drink and I will not force myself to drink to do a series just have a little bit more fun when me and my friends still have fun in amazing ways and I love it to death playing with these guys without alcohol like it's totally fine it's not a big deal for me it just means that drunk minecraft as people know it will probably never continue because I literally cannot drink it's like literally literally I cannot drink so that's the long it was a long story but you know I I just need to get the elephant out of the room because I've been wondering how I was gonna talk about this and obviously I talked about it there it is and I want to be very clear very clear I can't make enough hand gestures to be very clear about this I'm fine nothing physically wrong with my heart heart is healthy they checked me out I am healthy I am good I'm not going to the hospital anymore I didn't tell anybody about this because they didn't want people to panic again that I was in the hospital and I don't plan to go back to the hospital anytime soon I've been there too much in my life as it is but I am fine I just can't drink anymore that's the end of that story so there we go mark you have a beautiful singing voice can you please sing something in the next reading your comments video it would be awesome you got it Ariana this is just for you it's been a long December and I'm beginning to believe that it might not be as good as the last so that's all the comments for this video thank you everybody so much for watching thank you everybody who provided a comment and if you want your comment to be in the next video write your comment down in the description below I pick from a huge variety of times times a day I look for new comments old comments all the comments and I enjoy reading you guys his weird weird comments but both serious and weird this time so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye\n"
