**The Epic Subathon: A Hysterical Journey**

It's been a while since we've last talked about our plans for Chris's birthday on July 26th, and I'm excited to share with you that we decided to take on an epic challenge - a subathon! We wanted to see how far we could push ourselves to keep the stream going, but little did we know what we were getting ourselves into. With a seemingly impossible goal in mind, we set out to raise awareness and show our support for this amazing cause.

As we began our journey, I realized that I didn't quite understand the rules of a subathon. Apparently, it's a test of endurance where you need to receive a certain number of subs per hour to keep going - if the subs don't come in, the stream stops! The thought sent shivers down my spine, but I was determined to push through and make it happen. With Chris by my side, we worked tirelessly to spread the word and reach our target. We even came up with a catchy slogan - "What's the internal temperature of a Taunton?" It might sound silly now, but it got us pumped up and ready for the challenge ahead!

As we navigated through level 4 with only 13 minutes and 43 seconds left to go, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. We'd made it this far, and that was all thanks to our amazing community. But little did we know, our journey was about to take an unexpected turn. Luke burst in with a joke that left us both giggling uncontrollably - "I get gassy when I tell dad jokes!" It was a moment of pure levity, but also served as a reminder that even the most epic subathons can take an unexpected detour.

As we entered day 14 of our streaming journey, things started to get intense. Our viewers were on the edge of their seats, cheering us on and urging us to reach new heights. But just when we thought we had it all under control, Luke dropped a bombshell - "You watched a guy do 52 hours subathon, oh my god maybe I should be careful what I wish for!" It was a sobering reminder that even the most seasoned streamers can push themselves to the limit.

In a shocking turn of events, our community came together to support us in ways we never thought possible. We received an outpouring of love and encouragement from our viewers, with some even offering words of wisdom and advice. It was truly heartwarming to see our audience come together behind us like this. And then, just when we thought it couldn't get any better, Krusty 3D dropped in with a surprise gift - a unicorn horn! We were all shocked and amazed by the sudden appearance of these mythical creatures.

As we continued on our journey, things started to get really wild. We received an unexpected visit from Loyal Moses, who was hailed as the MVP of our channel for that evening. But the real pièce de résistance came when Luke surprised us with a stream of himself taking a nap - yes, you read that right! It was a bold move that left us all scratching our heads and wondering what on earth we'd gotten ourselves into.

And then, just when we thought it couldn't get any crazier, the subs started coming in. We received an astonishing 66 bits in one go, which is precisely what Luke had ordered! But wait, there's more - Krusty 3D dropped another 100 bits, and Loyal Moses followed up with a whopping 300 bits of his own! It was like a never-ending wave of subs came crashing down on us, leaving us all breathless and bewildered.

As we reached the end of level 3, we decided to take a moment to celebrate our accomplishments. We awarded everyone in the chat some well-deserved points for their support, and I even took a little break to powder my nose - that's when Luke dropped that bombshell about getting gassy from telling dad jokes.

But as the night wore on, things started to wind down. We reset the drop cues and cue ourselves up for another epic journey ahead. As we said our goodbyes to the stream, I couldn't help but feel a sense of gratitude towards our community. They'd been with us every step of the way, cheering us on and pushing us to new heights.

And so, as we take a well-deserved break from our subathon adventures, I want to thank each and every one of you for being part of this incredible journey. You're the ones who make it all possible - your love, support, and encouragement mean the world to us.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello galaxy i'm chris pirillo and it needs you the galaxy needs you right here in case you're wondering i got the book it's proof that the galaxy needs you i i got this book it was on sale and uh it's one of the reasons i got it i got it because it's awesome and i also got it because it's on sale and i also got it because i needed to add a certain amount to my cart in order to get free shipping otherwise i'd just be throwing six dollars away so instead i decided to throw six dollars at a book ah should i read it to you do you want me to read it to you is it is that that's my that's that's that's that's that's my thinking is i'll read it to you it'd be like a story time because the galaxy needs you watching me live on twitch thank you so much everyone for tuning in uh specifically at the beginning of the stream there will be a story time i promise you this as soon as i get caught up on everything that i needed to do before the stream started so welcome one and all i hope you enjoyed the pre-show drops uh i don't know if yeah so the so it looks like drops are now cute again get your drops in indeed don't you don't want to derp don't get your derps in just get your drops in okay you hear me uh thank you for tuning in uh tonight uh it's not really uh you know an action-packed show it's just a normal show a normal broadcast 6 p.m pacific uh i have cramps just thought i'd announce that i kind of need to tell you because i don't know why i didn't really eat anything out of the ordinary today i had i had a couple of mango sliced them myself that was fine had it had an apple i had a granny smith apple that's the only thing i could think of because it was a little tart not more tart than usual i love granny smith my favorite apple of all time um i think that's that that that's the thing that's making me feel crampy mango's your friend not food well i ate him he was dj licious um very nice uh i saw a a a loyal dropping by dropping a flag or at least attempting to uh so loyal i'm glad you're able to take a break from what must be the heat in eastern washington it seems it's been temperate here i'm wearing a hoodie it's like it's summer and i'm wearing a hoodie because i i'm i'm kind of cold because i've got the air conditioning on and i'm not going to turn it off like this is the way it's gonna be okay i'm gonna wear the hoodie i wasn't wearing the hoodie like up until 10 seconds before the show and then i realized you know i'm kind of cold i'm cold i'm crampy am i am i what what's wrong with me something that'll make me feel better a new star wars figure even though it's not really new new new i had this before uh this happens to be the second darth maul apprentice figure that i have a second one specifically uh so that i could open this one the other one's going to stay in there show me what you got i i literally am i am i'm in in the process of showing you exactly what i have this is this is one of those things that i have because star wars figures make everything better no crams aren't going away i'm trying to i'm putting the star wars figure on my stomach and it's not doing the trick uh that's what the inside looks like so as you can imagine i am going to be uh cutting out uh the darth maul uh cover for this particular item the one that i'm going to open uh if only to save because man this just it's too too nice to chuck some people would hold on to the empty boxes i i tend not to as much anymore i may i may try a different uh approach to slicing through uh this particular sith apprentice box uh but uh this is going to be the star wars figure of the evening um oh senior by the way thank you for the raid really appreciate that especially as as the show's just beginning uh i i hope your show went well i hope your stream went well uh maybe i need a future toot yes is a filament drop related injury i don't think that's how you get cramps i could be wrong i don't i don't really like prune juice i've had prunes before they're pretty good i don't i don't know why it's crampy so uh hopefully this grogu that i'm printing that's going to be very small i'm not going to drink i'm not going to chug prune juice i don't think that's a good idea those those hands are tiny oh boy uh it was a surprise to me in in going to print this out that the pram was also included in this print that was kind of a surprise drink more beer nah i had one i had a uh a uh what was it miller lite with tomato juice uh v8 a red draw it was pretty tasty the mandalorian nominated for 24 awards at the prime time emmys is in cobra kai nominated the best comedy category well i don't know if i'd say cobra kai's comedy but both those shows absolutely deserve it they're fantastic shows you should change your stream to be the the pre pirillo show why not cenia why not uh level five hype to drink entire bottle of prune juice sure but i don't i don't have burnt juice on me i'm not gonna run out and go get it uh where did i find the mall still on the lookout for one uh this was a pre-order uh and that's that's the thing you gotta pre-order there's a walmart pre-order coming up 7 a.m pacific on the 22nd the silhouette suggests uh hollywood and 3d that it's going to be the um it's like the mortar trooper the trooper in in the mandalorian episode where they were fighting on the hill remember the name of that particular trooper i want to say mortar trooper because he had like he was shooting he was shooting mortars right that's what you shoot uh agree on the packaging for the mall uh i'm i'm very very very glad they're doing this series i don't know if it's just a four four uh time series like as in four-figure series um 50th lucasfilm being the uh the celebration oh that's weird and like the 50th lucasfilm they're like doing everything for it but seemingly in a haphazard way which is a little bizarre you did pre-order never got one well if you pre-ordered then you should be getting one door dash the prune juice let's get pop pooping i don't need to do that that's not the problem i don't think did i no i don't think that's the problem i think it was the uh granny smith so uh supper's definitely not getting cold for me possibly for liz if she took a break from supper i already had supper i had my vegan sausage and uh not much else really i'll have popcorn later after the broadcast i don't think i need it right now i'm not feeling like totally hungry just saw all the dark side toys pre-orders for star wars there's a lot of them yeah there are there are a lot of them as well said there will be another comic book wave next year okay hollywood and three yeah it's good to know they're good i mean they're nice they're they're good figures i just wish i wish that uh they would issue them in the vintage collection as well because i mean it's nice i'm not going to complain too loudly about the the black series i was just turning around to you know point out you know i still had the shadow trooper back here which is kind of a it's not new this is pretty much a redo of an older shadow trooper a much nicer um design on this one compared to the one that i got i must have picked it up drifting or on sale uh let me see actually give me a second i'll show you one of the shadow troopers if it's not a shadow trooper then i don't know what it is but this i i want to say i got thrifting or on sale or a hall of some kind but here's the old one right in my left hand and in my right hand the newer shadow trooper these are vintage collection so i've had this one out because it's just i i've never never i had never seen it like up close so i i really want to army build these as you can imagine if you can't imagine can you have one loyal if only you collected star wars figures i thought you collected printers and filament which you should never drop on your foot 100 bits loyal thank you but i i wouldn't even be breaking even like that this this one costs uh at least 14 no this is this is a 15 16 uh special edition gaming greats uh figure so i mean i did did remove it from the card so i guess it's worth less now but i don't know how uh how prevalent these are going to be out there loyal moses chaired x-1600 why did i even did i did i say did i say it it cost 16 i mean it cost no it cost about 16 i can't i cannot lie it's it's a thing i cannot do this you know it's dangerous when you do that while i'm frozen it's very dangerous future you almost you almost got me that wasn't a cramp my cramp is up here everyone's a witness here i just bought a shadow jedi trooper you don't know it's not a no it's not a shadow jedi trooper if you got it it's it's a shadow trooper from a video game that i never played admittedly it's an exclusive you can get it at gamestop and you can try um i'm hoping to army well i guess this one's lo i'll just this one's loyals then thank you loyal for for for for basically cheering this out of my hands is nothing sacred shadow jedi trooper fine i'll hang on to it for you i'm gonna stand him up right next to jesse i don't know what jesse sounds like does anybody really know what jesse sounds like does david force feed jesse filament does jessie eat filament because i guess there might be you know a way that you could eat filament if the filament was safe to eat i'd imagine that's out there uh so does darth maul stay in the box or does darth maul come out of the box you decide in or out in or out of the box people in or out i'm gonna go ahead and set this back here by the other figures that i've been printing get your drops in all right loyal says it's got to stay in what do you all think whoever jesse is ask you for the phil what i'm not sure i i got that stay in the box out of the box i could do a pull yeah let's uh here let's do a pull out always out in or okay maul in or out of the box in out wait there we go in or out there you go you got two minutes two minutes oh are we dropping oh i guess the drops weren't locked y'all can vote whoever jesse is thank you for all the filming oh it's not jesse jesse is the name of the dog it's jessie pla so the pla is named after the dog but it's actually david randolph from printed solid i finally got that you're smart hollywood in 3d for being an out of the box collector i'm kind of a mixture of both i'm just saying for today does dars darth maul stay in the box or come out of the box half in half out whoa that's good that's a good one mark you might you might have won oh out is winning by a factor of one to five two to five never mind out is pulling ahead so it looks like we will be opening darth maul today yay you love your new shade it's not a shade oh man it's a shadow and the reason it's a shadow trooper is because they see their own shadow no i it's because they're they're like a shadow like dark side shadow troop and they troop right they troop troop chop that's what they sound like when they when they troop they they totally do that uh pull lol ah come on no dude no dude no way no way dude how did inst how did i don't even think there's that many people watching right now how did in pull ahead what well i guess now you got a few more seconds out he he may be staying in today nope outs at 10. never mind it's neck and neck few seconds left to go i'm stressing out i'm stressing out here people oh come on how is this in by fifth oh cause loyal of course that's yeah this shadow trooper loyal is like a shadow right everywhere you go you turn around oh there he is hey how you doing how you doing that's loyal he's there in his truck you know i got to tell you uh you know i i see a truck i think i bet you loyal would like this truck i know nothing about trucks i know i'll say this i know as much about trucks as loyal probably knows about shadow troopers uh loyal bought the election hey it's not dark money it's it's very it's very uh it's it's very out in the open uh i still believe our politicians all politicians need to wear jackets like nascar i really do i genuinely do all of them all of them like nascar right you know oh you're sponsored by pennzoil wow ah oh you're sponsored by big pharma just saying just saying i mean they don't let us get away with it right for real exactly someone thank you for following i think it was yesterday someone thank you for real this is what you pipe up about that's awesome no i'm serious well think about it think about it they get mad at they would get mad at me if i said if i if i did this this this would this would get mad at it i could get in trouble seriously i could get i could get fined if i let's say go over to this view right here and give me a second do this and i'm like hey you know i really like visiting bangs.com bangs is awesome because you can find things to print and i found a few things that i'm going to be printing after i'm done printing the series of figures that i have uh but i love them i love thangs and if i did not i am which is true i do uh and i use thanks but if i did not disclose the relationship of them being a sponsor i could get in trouble like if i didn't have that that that note that said sponsored by thangs.com that's pretty much perma-stamped in every one of the videos uh the live videos that i do uh you know uh i could get in trouble i get fined for not disclosing so why why is it that innocent me who who doesn't inform policy whatsoever that doesn't direct it beyond a vote you know my vote why why is it why is it that that i have to wear a nascar shirt a virtual nascar shirt if you will but but others don't i mean oh yeah it's disclosed it is i mean it's not like completely secret but there's dark money out there i i really believe that every politician he was sponsored i don't know who came up with that idea by the way rules for thee not for me yeah that did that doesn't that doesn't sit well with me just doesn't sit well like i just want to know what i'm dealing with right like oh that's why you support this oh that's what got it but without knowing what those relationships are it's it's i'm not gonna say it's disingenuous it's just that the media all of them perpetuate right and then you tell half a story and you get half the headline and and you don't get you don't get everything and and you don't have full context it's like and by the way it's even worse uh with uh uh studies studies show nine out of ten studies show that that mothers approve running with scissors nine out of ten mothers approved running with scissors really i thought running with sisters was bad no no nine out of ten mothers approve it they do yes wait a second who who sponsored this study well the american scissor incorporation incorporated inc oh so a scissor company that doesn't really show me what you got i got scissors okay and i'm gonna run with let me finish my point and then i'll show you what i got let me finish my point i'm gonna show you what i got uh i uh i got two legs from my hips to the ground i have scissors i know scissors have mothers they do they do loyal uh but if a scissor company sponsored the nine out of ten mothers sponsoring or uh loving scissors or approving running with scissors suddenly makes sense well of course of course the study came out that way the scissor company sponsored it but you never hear that part you gotta go digging for it you feel me i'm just saying i i i'm all about transparency i i i just i know i know i need to cut it out cut it out that's right i'm an anti-scissor expert not really i have nothing against scissors i'm just saying i had them here what do i got i got some star wars rings uh which one am i wearing tonight by the way we haven't done this in a few days my enso rings they say because i tweeted them they say they're they're going to be making more they were kind of pricey but you agree they should have to wear clothing with sponsors that's what i'm saying wait a minute i don't want to run around naked all right which ring am i wearing tonight which one which is it light side or dark side the stormtrooper ring r2 blue well i'm wearing gray so it's kind of neutral so i can go mando ring all right we'll do another poll uh i'll give you okay we'll say light side or dark side yeah doing another poll all right uh which ring light side or dark side starting that pole you got a couple of minutes your rife message to you says pesley sent me a package it is true liz did send you a package and by the way do not be upset there are no shadow troopers inside it couldn't have come that quickly just wear them all says horrid 7-2 does the pool really matter when i am here well loyal you choose your your vote matters light side dark side i'm a pole dancer i am tonight mark you've got them all tonight don't you all right i'm going to put these scissors away before i accidentally injure myself dark side is the only side well the pole will tell us looks like the light side is winning so the light side let's see we got c3po r2d2 even though it's not really lightside grogu mando the only dark sides we have are stormtrooper and darth vader though light side looks like that's gonna be and then i'm just gonna i'm just gonna pick one you'll be here all week try the veal i can't try the veal i can't i don't think they make vegan veal the vegan sausage is great boy that's coming out nicely you know if i would have known this guy had the the grogu pram i might have printed it a while ago why couldn't you make veal out of vegans you can it's it's it's it's very expensive i i can't afford it uh horde 72 stance on the move towards a cashless society seeing more and more places every day making it the only way to pay ah hey uh transgamer girl good to see ya welcome aboard uh vegan sausage would be your cramped culprit really you think so too no i had a vegan sausage like the night before that wasn't the problem the only difference is today and by the way transgamer girl thank you for following light side one oh loyal tipping the scale all right all right so let me ask loyal all right which one do you want since since since loyal's quickly become the mvp tonight uh which one do you want grogu mando c-3po or r2d2 which one it was last night you had nightmares all night really the vegan sausage it wasn't that bad oh man duh lorien mando all right going mando some people like going commando i like going mando this one's for you loyal this one's for you the mando ring did you see these loyals you know what they they're like silicone rings all of them are silicone so they're very very nice and they're all licensed and they're all collectible you demand a recount i'm sorry loyal's here you know you know yeah you know you know you know it's gonna be a good night good night when it's a fast print it's a small print i honestly i thought it wasn't going to take as long as it did but then the pram and i'm like oh okay that's pretty nice and i think this pram might even i might do it in another color too just that item itself for the other grogu figures you didn't get a chance to vote you demand the polls be reopened i can't i'm wearing it now i can't unwear the ring yes it is a couple from utah that created enso rings spain's biggest meat producers vegan veal oh interesting i'd try it i mean if it's vegan no i'll eat it i'm not going to say i'll eat anything if it's vegan but i i will eat it i can't be any worse than anything that i ate before unless it give me crap i'm telling you it was the apple the apple gave me cramps there's it's it's the only thing i can think of oh by the way remember those those bags that i ordered uh to be like vacu-sealed to put the cereal in when i'm not eating it um so that diana can eat it when she gets back uh and apple gave me cr no no cram cramps cram uh you like this 100 pork vegan sausage it's pretty tasty if you find a good one take potassium oh now i get i gotta go find potassium do i have anything with potassium in it right now now i can mountain climb safely oh why it's been a half hour since i had a cramp i don't know i need to pop my peas a little better that was confusing well loyal not as confusing as it was to be suggesting that i i might have been given crabs by an apple i hesitate to say that's never happened to anybody but you know it says we're a weird species we do a lot of weird things i would not put it past florida man florida man probably got crabs from an apple always florida man sometimes florida woman and sometimes they're together but it's always always florida man and or woman i was saying boons yes banana has potassium good for cramps i would love to eat bananas the problem is they make me constipated and no i eat them i don't i eat them in the it just it i unless they're like baked or something like that i for some reason they wreak havoc on my intestines can i have vegan food that has meat in it no i i'm vegan no i don't think it would work that way what i'm eating vegan it's a it's a it's a pepper yeah but you stuffed beef in it but it's a pepper uh full disclosure i am paid by chris brillo loyal you're not paid by me i think it's the other way around i'm i'm i'm not my i need a do i need to start wearing a nascar shirt that has like has loyal moses on it loyal moses you know what yeah you need this is what you need this will really throw people off who don't know you loyal you need a t-shirt that's got loyal on the front and moses on the back so you just like up front it's like oh yeah loyal yeah way to be loyal yeah and they see the back of your shirt and like that's really biblical man that's i can't do that it wouldn't make chris if i wore a shirt that said chris i would just look like an egomaniac pirillo on the back like oh it must be in it looks cool and depending on the font like ah where chris on the front people say freaking jerk who wears their no who wears their own name themselves i get the brand that's fine but like their own name if it's a name like chris no one wants to wear it unless your name's even if your name's chris then then your partner basically has to wear a shirt that says i'm with stupid because stupid wore a shirt with their own name on it i did have a shirt once that that had my twitter avatar my old one and it said at chris pirillo irl which i thought was funny that was funny that was genius at chris pirillo irl like i'm in real life right it was pretty funny uh yes someone invoked the uh uh the call for help tech tv very special emotes that i think are level three subs only loyal's got access to him eclipse empire has access to them uh yes indeed you remember correctly transgamer girl i was there they are gone i'm still here every night 6 p.m uh it's it's not a frequent cop uh topic topic uh but it does come up every so often some people remember me they're always shocked that i'm still alive yep yep just had a check didn't want to be called a liar you know chris brillo said he was alive but you know i i i don't think so uh you didn't take a pulse i'm good heartbeat yeah good you've been a huge fan of me uh since tech tv since the beginning you had the restraining order to prove it don't get me started boy yeah you you don't get it there's i there's the ad break by the way karel and i just ran the ad break uh i i've had i've never been issued a a restraining order ever i'm very grateful sorry i felt like a bump on my cheek i need to shave is what the problem is yeah who you calling stupid dummy i ain't your friend buddy i ain't your buddy friend was it wasn't that it from uh south park i ain't your friend buddy i ain't your buddy friend uh do i like nazcar nascar no are those aren't those the lines in south america the lines of nascar i do not gambling 66 oh that's a healthy amount eclipse empire just jumped it's been a while since we ran a raffle ruffle or raffle as you were uh i ain't your friend pal that's what it is you knew i'd still be alive well at least one of you did i know everyone's gunning for me everyone's coming everyone i've been watching too much sopranos i know i'm a late bloomer uh you just missed the way i brought information to the masses you make me sound like a priest i brought him to the mat well i did i did bring info to the masses i did when i walked in it when i did the church thing yeah it was explained in ways that the masses could understand the techno speakers explained very well thank you transgamer girl i i i kind of pride myself in that i don't do so much of it anymore but that said i'm glad you brought it up uh i was actually conversing with krusty as i'm want to do i uh i was making mentioning like you know i've been thinking about doing something on a regular basis once a week or so interview or a hangout with someone or or basically hosting a help or and or how to on one topic or another so for example maybe one of the knights could be talking about 3d printing and helping people with 3d printing or you know another night might be about filament or another night might be about cosplay you know it could be anything but the idea is that one night would be reserved for basically helping people on one thing or another and usually talking to people who know what the hell they're talking about like i don't know what the hell i'm talking about when it comes to 3d printing hell i don't know what the hell i'm talking about when it comes to just about anything and yet you all listen thank you very much for that um so yeah now i i tend to try to understand complex topics and i always have in trying for myself i gotta have more cowbell distill it i don't have a cowbell but i got are you are you trying to trigger you're trying to trigger a hype train aren't you who's wanting me to play the cowbell fix him dude of course the community is a wealth of information i totally agree so when it comes to those complex topics the reason why i feel that if one of my skills is distilling complex information stay on target i'm doing my best i'm trying to get through this answer as fast as i can anonymous i'm trying uh as much as you know i i i'm trying to understand complex topics i also know other people are as well and there's so many things that i run into that i barely understand and i was just looking for someone to explain it to me in such a way that it would be very very very simple and so i tried to be that it worked for the most part i mean i could could i still do that sure but yeah google exists now uh and uh you know i i i i'm ha i have no problem explaining a topic that i understand or or talking through you know an informed opinion that i might have developed um talking about things that that i want to talk about or that i feel like talking about but i i you know i i i haven't formalized that under the certainly under the locker gnome banner which is where it kind of started years ago um locker gnome was basically that i would find things that otherwise weren't found easily back in the day long before search engines were commonplace really uh and told people this is before live video existed online as well um loyal suggests a good speaker can translate complicated topics to their respective audience which is why ted talks are so amazing uh they're outstanding i i i i still struggle with a lot of complex topics that that i turn to those experts to better understand but i don't turn to the i don't turn to the people that are talking amongst themselves i don't turn necessarily to communities i turn to the people who are looking this is where the fun begins it kind of is is i'm kind of wrapping that up uh i'm getting to the point where i just turn to the people who are trying to help and not trying to overwhelm me with things that i just don't understand i'm just looking for that maybe not the cliffs notes version but like a version of a of information that i can digest so that i feel i've learned something and then eventually will find my way to the community and i feel in many ways what i'm doing here may very well be a gateway to getting more and more people into 3d printing because i have no idea what the hell i'm doing and i'm very grateful that half y'all do all right i'm going to give good uh emperor palpatine y'all don't finish this hype train until he gets back hello my pitiful friends who is plinging me yes it is the hype train i am very glad you decided to trigger this that's right i am triggered it is so good it is amazing so let's go ahead and turn on a little bit of hypnotism if if we get through a level 5 hype train everyone gets pillow popcorn and i will read this book to you and this book has my granddaughter on it thank you very much for triggering this hype tree eclipse empire you fly show me what you got what i got is this book i was literally telling you i got that thank you for so much i love those bits 66 bits the best bits you fly one eclipse empire and fix some dude what else i also got this mandalorian ring which fits it's very nice sitting here on my hand and the thing is about these rings you don't really you don't i i thought i was alone in here but i guess not that cat that dawn cat coming in and trying to ruin things trying to give me toxoplasmosis that's what cats do and they shed not a foul i i'm bleeding i'm i literally that blaster shot me in the air do i wear the same size ring as chris i stole it from him that's what i do that cat comes around again jesse's going to chase him off i am glad krusty way better than saving for retirement i think you can agree you should do the seltzer challenge on stream where you have to go one chug one chug an entire bottle of salsa water without burping during the chugger horn seven ah now i know where you got your name from uh that's a horrid idea who would do that on purpose oh gen z gen x for the win for the win chance gamergirl says now is from the stormtrooper they can't hit anything even a wall they hit me i'm bleeding my ear it got clipped my ear got clipped there you stay right there cats oh jesse oh no jesse has been shot no jesse oh no this is horrible jesse who fired that blaster who fired that blaster oh you jawa all right fine you're gonna get some force lightning off the butt if i see do you see it the problem is this camera does not pick up the force lightning that i'm shooting out of my fingertips right now yes jawa will not be bothering us again admiral akbar might be bothering us we're now at level two so we have successfully left the station very good last night we had we we i dropped an f-bomb last night y'all made me do it we got through the uh the hype train you fly one coming in with 66 beats those e2 hd is apparently here thank you i ordered those 66 bits so i'm glad they finally arrived my pitiful friends the drop has been reset so get your drops in and your pops why does that keep cracking stop cracking it makes me nervous filament i know i'm not the only one who talks to his filaments i'm not i am most certainly not at least not that i know of i i don't think i'm just good i think i'm amazing i'm perfect no dropping tacos oh mark i think krusty sent me a picture saying that his taco place has a vegan taco yes it's been a while since i had a taco i could if i wanted to i could i'm an adult i could eat whatever i want whenever i want the problem is there are also consequences and so i just i have to decide well do i want those consequences uh and more often than not i do not so i tend to avoid those consequences ah did i see chris's shade trooper i did not it's not a shade trooper loyal poor loyal he needs to be educated to be told that it's actually a shadow trooper but i will take care of it open chris's new figure oh yes i could i have you now no i have you vader i also have my apprentice doc mo did i say doc i'm sorry i meant darth you have me i have you that's how it works around here you fly one shared x-1000 you fly one this is outstanding you are helping keep the death star alive and spinning thank you very much for that you fly one and eclipse foreign thank you no more three for the 100 beats you're being very helpful to keep the dark side moving along to help support our ability to continue to bake cookies because we are the dark side we have cookies that's what they say thank you for the posture check uber superfly luckily i am sitting up as straight as i can if i st sat up anymore straight my spine would pop out get your drops in everyone not just because no more three years you got to watch out you better drop now you better watch out nemo three's cheering a hundred and then an additional hundred and fix them dude with a hundred we've now teetered over into level three a level three hype train level two is now complete much like the circle that's that's been completed as well the pearl was for chris to not open yes it you are correct it was for chris not to open the darth maul this is the way i agree this this is absolutely the way mouse 1996 who by the way is far less annoying because he's not or she he or she i don't know uh you fly one shared x 1066 thank you so much the mvp of the hype train you fly one mouse 1996 not mouse 1995. we don't like them we love mouse 1996 why do chris hype trains always put a smile on my face because i try to make them fun as opposed to boring old chris pirillo oh chris parilla puts people to sleep my name's chris pirillo i like collecting star wars thing look at me 3d printing star wars i'm a vegan look at how i try to get that into every conversation vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan star wars i'm chris perillo that's all he does you can tune in at any point during the live broadcast and that's exactly what he's talking about eclipse empire coming in with 65. although didn't think i did not uh miss the detail of 1066. i thought it was a perfect chris impression it i you probably thought i was chris there for a second i am not though i'm very much palpatine and when i was a baby i was papatini that is my dad joke because i must be a dad i have a grandfather a mother the daughter and i will read from this book i will read you this book tonight live on this air if we get through a level five but you have two minutes to find out whether or not this will happen 62 percent the death star shield generator walks into a bar the bartender scouts and says all right pal i'll serve you but don't start anything i don't get it don't start it what's the i don't i'm kind of missing what i don't get it i'm i i need to think about it i guess i am doing very well easy it is who's trapping me am i trapped inside a box am i trapped inside a zoid is this a trapezoid is that what's going this is my my best impression i'm doing a mime impression i'm in a box i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm knocking your screen this is is it hello is anybody home am i making someone's dog go nuts unless they have no nuts because they were properly neutered spayed and neutered that's right channeling bob barker here we have less than a minute left to go on this level three hype train at 84 thank you so much no more three for the astounding amount of 300 bits and liz with the 10. i've got an itch that chris dude regularly eats out of a dog ball that is very strange he does this online in front of a video camera people thought look at eclipse empire who has gifted a total of four in this channel has gifted his tier one sub to a new follower someone thank you so much eclipse empire that is quite a gift i'm very grateful when when when the sub gifts go flying around it's awesome it's astounding it's it it makes everybody happy uh we we it's it's it's been a while uh we we've got i i thought i've got to figure out how to do it but on my b i'm sorry on chris's birthday on july 26th i thought about doing a subathon i thought i i don't i think where you have to have so many subs per hour to keep going don't know and then and if if subs don't happen then the stream stops i'm almost afraid of what will happen though stay on target i'm doing my best i'm doing everything i can on this end of things on this side of the screen 13 through a level four with three minutes and 43 seconds left to go what is the internal temperature of a taunton i know this one luke oh sorry i get gassy when i tell dad jokes uh i apologize i did not i did not mean to uh to do that but my cramp for whatever i'm sorry chris's cramps probably feel better but not really he's he's he's still cramped i i basically freeze him over over there and then i come over here that's that's how it that's how it happens one stream is on day 14 right now oh my god uh you watched a guy do 52 hours subathon oh my god maybe i should be careful what i wish for maybe i should cap this can i can i cap a subathon i should be i don't think i would reach that i'd i'd be lucky to make it past four hours i believe i chris would but what we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff you know what we do put it up to 11 exactly one lap why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder these go to 11. they do go to 11 and you fly one games to 11. uh and ladies and gentlemen our mvp for this hype train if not the evening you fly one in fact i think she shares the the the stage loyal moses being the king you fly one being the queen thank you so much for your support fantastic krusty 3d dropping unicorn bits you thought unicorns with mythical they are not they are very real and that's the proof we've got an emote if unicorns weren't real would we see them everywhere no but we do they have unicorn this unicorn that you can even buy unicorn poop it's rainbow it's also uh marshmallows so chris can't eat it i can of course but he can't because i'm bad i'm a bad boy i'm so bad i should be in detention you fly one capping off with 100 bits do a sleep stream where you stream yourself taking a nap ah that's a little weird i did that before anybody else did online you think that violates the terms of service for twitch yeah how would someone do that and not get in trouble fix some dude cheering a perfect 66. that's exactly what i ordered did someone say poop uh i probably need to do that i thought i i thought i shot that jawa with the force lightning didn't i shoot that jaw is that another jawa is there more than one jawa are they multiplying is that what's happening no more three coming in with another amazing 300 bits and krusty 3d with 100 and liz with 10. you are keeping this death star spinning on its axis we are the axis of evil and if you are not lucky we will blow up your planet that's that's a threat a promise end a threat eclipse empire thank you for the 66 bits precisely what i ordered no more three with the 100 bits even more than what i ordered it's kind of like when you get bonus french fries are they french fries anymore just are they just fries i can't remember but it looks like we only completed level three valiant attempt everyone i am going to go ahead and walk back over in my corner so that i can recoup congratulations everyone everyone gets some points add some points adding some points to everyone's everyone gets a nice healthy amount of points i'm going over there actually yes i'm going to get over that hi i'm chris i gotta go to the the restroom see y'all like uh i'm gonna turn off the hype train oh congratulations everyone made it through level three that's outstanding uh let's go ahead i'm gonna pop you over here you can drop away wait did you do we have our the drops aren't cued are they yeah okay now we'll reset the drop we'll cue the drop drop drop and pop i'm gonna go drop and pee that's that sounded better in my head wow wowhello galaxy i'm chris pirillo and it needs you the galaxy needs you right here in case you're wondering i got the book it's proof that the galaxy needs you i i got this book it was on sale and uh it's one of the reasons i got it i got it because it's awesome and i also got it because it's on sale and i also got it because i needed to add a certain amount to my cart in order to get free shipping otherwise i'd just be throwing six dollars away so instead i decided to throw six dollars at a book ah should i read it to you do you want me to read it to you is it is that that's my that's that's that's that's that's my thinking is i'll read it to you it'd be like a story time because the galaxy needs you watching me live on twitch thank you so much everyone for tuning in uh specifically at the beginning of the stream there will be a story time i promise you this as soon as i get caught up on everything that i needed to do before the stream started so welcome one and all i hope you enjoyed the pre-show drops uh i don't know if yeah so the so it looks like drops are now cute again get your drops in indeed don't you don't want to derp don't get your derps in just get your drops in okay you hear me uh thank you for tuning in uh tonight uh it's not really uh you know an action-packed show it's just a normal show a normal broadcast 6 p.m pacific uh i have cramps just thought i'd announce that i kind of need to tell you because i don't know why i didn't really eat anything out of the ordinary today i had i had a couple of mango sliced them myself that was fine had it had an apple i had a granny smith apple that's the only thing i could think of because it was a little tart not more tart than usual i love granny smith my favorite apple of all time um i think that's that that that's the thing that's making me feel crampy mango's your friend not food well i ate him he was dj licious um very nice uh i saw a a a loyal dropping by dropping a flag or at least attempting to uh so loyal i'm glad you're able to take a break from what must be the heat in eastern washington it seems it's been temperate here i'm wearing a hoodie it's like it's summer and i'm wearing a hoodie because i i'm i'm kind of cold because i've got the air conditioning on and i'm not going to turn it off like this is the way it's gonna be okay i'm gonna wear the hoodie i wasn't wearing the hoodie like up until 10 seconds before the show and then i realized you know i'm kind of cold i'm cold i'm crampy am i am i what what's wrong with me something that'll make me feel better a new star wars figure even though it's not really new new new i had this before uh this happens to be the second darth maul apprentice figure that i have a second one specifically uh so that i could open this one the other one's going to stay in there show me what you got i i literally am i am i'm in in the process of showing you exactly what i have this is this is one of those things that i have because star wars figures make everything better no crams aren't going away i'm trying to i'm putting the star wars figure on my stomach and it's not doing the trick uh that's what the inside looks like so as you can imagine i am going to be uh cutting out uh the darth maul uh cover for this particular item the one that i'm going to open uh if only to save because man this just it's too too nice to chuck some people would hold on to the empty boxes i i tend not to as much anymore i may i may try a different uh approach to slicing through uh this particular sith apprentice box uh but uh this is going to be the star wars figure of the evening um oh senior by the way thank you for the raid really appreciate that especially as as the show's just beginning uh i i hope your show went well i hope your stream went well uh maybe i need a future toot yes is a filament drop related injury i don't think that's how you get cramps i could be wrong i don't i don't really like prune juice i've had prunes before they're pretty good i don't i don't know why it's crampy so uh hopefully this grogu that i'm printing that's going to be very small i'm not going to drink i'm not going to chug prune juice i don't think that's a good idea those those hands are tiny oh boy uh it was a surprise to me in in going to print this out that the pram was also included in this print that was kind of a surprise drink more beer nah i had one i had a uh a uh what was it miller lite with tomato juice uh v8 a red draw it was pretty tasty the mandalorian nominated for 24 awards at the prime time emmys is in cobra kai nominated the best comedy category well i don't know if i'd say cobra kai's comedy but both those shows absolutely deserve it they're fantastic shows you should change your stream to be the the pre pirillo show why not cenia why not uh level five hype to drink entire bottle of prune juice sure but i don't i don't have burnt juice on me i'm not gonna run out and go get it uh where did i find the mall still on the lookout for one uh this was a pre-order uh and that's that's the thing you gotta pre-order there's a walmart pre-order coming up 7 a.m pacific on the 22nd the silhouette suggests uh hollywood and 3d that it's going to be the um it's like the mortar trooper the trooper in in the mandalorian episode where they were fighting on the hill remember the name of that particular trooper i want to say mortar trooper because he had like he was shooting he was shooting mortars right that's what you shoot uh agree on the packaging for the mall uh i'm i'm very very very glad they're doing this series i don't know if it's just a four four uh time series like as in four-figure series um 50th lucasfilm being the uh the celebration oh that's weird and like the 50th lucasfilm they're like doing everything for it but seemingly in a haphazard way which is a little bizarre you did pre-order never got one well if you pre-ordered then you should be getting one door dash the prune juice let's get pop pooping i don't need to do that that's not the problem i don't think did i no i don't think that's the problem i think it was the uh granny smith so uh supper's definitely not getting cold for me possibly for liz if she took a break from supper i already had supper i had my vegan sausage and uh not much else really i'll have popcorn later after the broadcast i don't think i need it right now i'm not feeling like totally hungry just saw all the dark side toys pre-orders for star wars there's a lot of them yeah there are there are a lot of them as well said there will be another comic book wave next year okay hollywood and three yeah it's good to know they're good i mean they're nice they're they're good figures i just wish i wish that uh they would issue them in the vintage collection as well because i mean it's nice i'm not going to complain too loudly about the the black series i was just turning around to you know point out you know i still had the shadow trooper back here which is kind of a it's not new this is pretty much a redo of an older shadow trooper a much nicer um design on this one compared to the one that i got i must have picked it up drifting or on sale uh let me see actually give me a second i'll show you one of the shadow troopers if it's not a shadow trooper then i don't know what it is but this i i want to say i got thrifting or on sale or a hall of some kind but here's the old one right in my left hand and in my right hand the newer shadow trooper these are vintage collection so i've had this one out because it's just i i've never never i had never seen it like up close so i i really want to army build these as you can imagine if you can't imagine can you have one loyal if only you collected star wars figures i thought you collected printers and filament which you should never drop on your foot 100 bits loyal thank you but i i wouldn't even be breaking even like that this this one costs uh at least 14 no this is this is a 15 16 uh special edition gaming greats uh figure so i mean i did did remove it from the card so i guess it's worth less now but i don't know how uh how prevalent these are going to be out there loyal moses chaired x-1600 why did i even did i did i say did i say it it cost 16 i mean it cost no it cost about 16 i can't i cannot lie it's it's a thing i cannot do this you know it's dangerous when you do that while i'm frozen it's very dangerous future you almost you almost got me that wasn't a cramp my cramp is up here everyone's a witness here i just bought a shadow jedi trooper you don't know it's not a no it's not a shadow jedi trooper if you got it it's it's a shadow trooper from a video game that i never played admittedly it's an exclusive you can get it at gamestop and you can try um i'm hoping to army well i guess this one's lo i'll just this one's loyals then thank you loyal for for for for basically cheering this out of my hands is nothing sacred shadow jedi trooper fine i'll hang on to it for you i'm gonna stand him up right next to jesse i don't know what jesse sounds like does anybody really know what jesse sounds like does david force feed jesse filament does jessie eat filament because i guess there might be you know a way that you could eat filament if the filament was safe to eat i'd imagine that's out there uh so does darth maul stay in the box or does darth maul come out of the box you decide in or out in or out of the box people in or out i'm gonna go ahead and set this back here by the other figures that i've been printing get your drops in all right loyal says it's got to stay in what do you all think whoever jesse is ask you for the phil what i'm not sure i i got that stay in the box out of the box i could do a pull yeah let's uh here let's do a pull out always out in or okay maul in or out of the box in out wait there we go in or out there you go you got two minutes two minutes oh are we dropping oh i guess the drops weren't locked y'all can vote whoever jesse is thank you for all the filming oh it's not jesse jesse is the name of the dog it's jessie pla so the pla is named after the dog but it's actually david randolph from printed solid i finally got that you're smart hollywood in 3d for being an out of the box collector i'm kind of a mixture of both i'm just saying for today does dars darth maul stay in the box or come out of the box half in half out whoa that's good that's a good one mark you might you might have won oh out is winning by a factor of one to five two to five never mind out is pulling ahead so it looks like we will be opening darth maul today yay you love your new shade it's not a shade oh man it's a shadow and the reason it's a shadow trooper is because they see their own shadow no i it's because they're they're like a shadow like dark side shadow troop and they troop right they troop troop chop that's what they sound like when they when they troop they they totally do that uh pull lol ah come on no dude no dude no way no way dude how did inst how did i don't even think there's that many people watching right now how did in pull ahead what well i guess now you got a few more seconds out he he may be staying in today nope outs at 10. never mind it's neck and neck few seconds left to go i'm stressing out i'm stressing out here people oh come on how is this in by fifth oh cause loyal of course that's yeah this shadow trooper loyal is like a shadow right everywhere you go you turn around oh there he is hey how you doing how you doing that's loyal he's there in his truck you know i got to tell you uh you know i i see a truck i think i bet you loyal would like this truck i know nothing about trucks i know i'll say this i know as much about trucks as loyal probably knows about shadow troopers uh loyal bought the election hey it's not dark money it's it's very it's very uh it's it's very out in the open uh i still believe our politicians all politicians need to wear jackets like nascar i really do i genuinely do all of them all of them like nascar right you know oh you're sponsored by pennzoil wow ah oh you're sponsored by big pharma just saying just saying i mean they don't let us get away with it right for real exactly someone thank you for following i think it was yesterday someone thank you for real this is what you pipe up about that's awesome no i'm serious well think about it think about it they get mad at they would get mad at me if i said if i if i did this this this would this would get mad at it i could get in trouble seriously i could get i could get fined if i let's say go over to this view right here and give me a second do this and i'm like hey you know i really like visiting bangs.com bangs is awesome because you can find things to print and i found a few things that i'm going to be printing after i'm done printing the series of figures that i have uh but i love them i love thangs and if i did not i am which is true i do uh and i use thanks but if i did not disclose the relationship of them being a sponsor i could get in trouble like if i didn't have that that that note that said sponsored by thangs.com that's pretty much perma-stamped in every one of the videos uh the live videos that i do uh you know uh i could get in trouble i get fined for not disclosing so why why is it that innocent me who who doesn't inform policy whatsoever that doesn't direct it beyond a vote you know my vote why why is it why is it that that i have to wear a nascar shirt a virtual nascar shirt if you will but but others don't i mean oh yeah it's disclosed it is i mean it's not like completely secret but there's dark money out there i i really believe that every politician he was sponsored i don't know who came up with that idea by the way rules for thee not for me yeah that did that doesn't that doesn't sit well with me just doesn't sit well like i just want to know what i'm dealing with right like oh that's why you support this oh that's what got it but without knowing what those relationships are it's it's i'm not gonna say it's disingenuous it's just that the media all of them perpetuate right and then you tell half a story and you get half the headline and and you don't get you don't get everything and and you don't have full context it's like and by the way it's even worse uh with uh uh studies studies show nine out of ten studies show that that mothers approve running with scissors nine out of ten mothers approved running with scissors really i thought running with sisters was bad no no nine out of ten mothers approve it they do yes wait a second who who sponsored this study well the american scissor incorporation incorporated inc oh so a scissor company that doesn't really show me what you got i got scissors okay and i'm gonna run with let me finish my point and then i'll show you what i got let me finish my point i'm gonna show you what i got uh i uh i got two legs from my hips to the ground i have scissors i know scissors have mothers they do they do loyal uh but if a scissor company sponsored the nine out of ten mothers sponsoring or uh loving scissors or approving running with scissors suddenly makes sense well of course of course the study came out that way the scissor company sponsored it but you never hear that part you gotta go digging for it you feel me i'm just saying i i i'm all about transparency i i i just i know i know i need to cut it out cut it out that's right i'm an anti-scissor expert not really i have nothing against scissors i'm just saying i had them here what do i got i got some star wars rings uh which one am i wearing tonight by the way we haven't done this in a few days my enso rings they say because i tweeted them they say they're they're going to be making more they were kind of pricey but you agree they should have to wear clothing with sponsors that's what i'm saying wait a minute i don't want to run around naked all right which ring am i wearing tonight which one which is it light side or dark side the stormtrooper ring r2 blue well i'm wearing gray so it's kind of neutral so i can go mando ring all right we'll do another poll uh i'll give you okay we'll say light side or dark side yeah doing another poll all right uh which ring light side or dark side starting that pole you got a couple of minutes your rife message to you says pesley sent me a package it is true liz did send you a package and by the way do not be upset there are no shadow troopers inside it couldn't have come that quickly just wear them all says horrid 7-2 does the pool really matter when i am here well loyal you choose your your vote matters light side dark side i'm a pole dancer i am tonight mark you've got them all tonight don't you all right i'm going to put these scissors away before i accidentally injure myself dark side is the only side well the pole will tell us looks like the light side is winning so the light side let's see we got c3po r2d2 even though it's not really lightside grogu mando the only dark sides we have are stormtrooper and darth vader though light side looks like that's gonna be and then i'm just gonna i'm just gonna pick one you'll be here all week try the veal i can't try the veal i can't i don't think they make vegan veal the vegan sausage is great boy that's coming out nicely you know if i would have known this guy had the the grogu pram i might have printed it a while ago why couldn't you make veal out of vegans you can it's it's it's it's very expensive i i can't afford it uh horde 72 stance on the move towards a cashless society seeing more and more places every day making it the only way to pay ah hey uh transgamer girl good to see ya welcome aboard uh vegan sausage would be your cramped culprit really you think so too no i had a vegan sausage like the night before that wasn't the problem the only difference is today and by the way transgamer girl thank you for following light side one oh loyal tipping the scale all right all right so let me ask loyal all right which one do you want since since since loyal's quickly become the mvp tonight uh which one do you want grogu mando c-3po or r2d2 which one it was last night you had nightmares all night really the vegan sausage it wasn't that bad oh man duh lorien mando all right going mando some people like going commando i like going mando this one's for you loyal this one's for you the mando ring did you see these loyals you know what they they're like silicone rings all of them are silicone so they're very very nice and they're all licensed and they're all collectible you demand a recount i'm sorry loyal's here you know you know yeah you know you know you know it's gonna be a good night good night when it's a fast print it's a small print i honestly i thought it wasn't going to take as long as it did but then the pram and i'm like oh okay that's pretty nice and i think this pram might even i might do it in another color too just that item itself for the other grogu figures you didn't get a chance to vote you demand the polls be reopened i can't i'm wearing it now i can't unwear the ring yes it is a couple from utah that created enso rings spain's biggest meat producers vegan veal oh interesting i'd try it i mean if it's vegan no i'll eat it i'm not going to say i'll eat anything if it's vegan but i i will eat it i can't be any worse than anything that i ate before unless it give me crap i'm telling you it was the apple the apple gave me cramps there's it's it's the only thing i can think of oh by the way remember those those bags that i ordered uh to be like vacu-sealed to put the cereal in when i'm not eating it um so that diana can eat it when she gets back uh and apple gave me cr no no cram cramps cram uh you like this 100 pork vegan sausage it's pretty tasty if you find a good one take potassium oh now i get i gotta go find potassium do i have anything with potassium in it right now now i can mountain climb safely oh why it's been a half hour since i had a cramp i don't know i need to pop my peas a little better that was confusing well loyal not as confusing as it was to be suggesting that i i might have been given crabs by an apple i hesitate to say that's never happened to anybody but you know it says we're a weird species we do a lot of weird things i would not put it past florida man florida man probably got crabs from an apple always florida man sometimes florida woman and sometimes they're together but it's always always florida man and or woman i was saying boons yes banana has potassium good for cramps i would love to eat bananas the problem is they make me constipated and no i eat them i don't i eat them in the it just it i unless they're like baked or something like that i for some reason they wreak havoc on my intestines can i have vegan food that has meat in it no i i'm vegan no i don't think it would work that way what i'm eating vegan it's a it's a it's a pepper yeah but you stuffed beef in it but it's a pepper uh full disclosure i am paid by chris brillo loyal you're not paid by me i think it's the other way around i'm i'm i'm not my i need a do i need to start wearing a nascar shirt that has like has loyal moses on it loyal moses you know what yeah you need this is what you need this will really throw people off who don't know you loyal you need a t-shirt that's got loyal on the front and moses on the back so you just like up front it's like oh yeah loyal yeah way to be loyal yeah and they see the back of your shirt and like that's really biblical man that's i can't do that it wouldn't make chris if i wore a shirt that said chris i would just look like an egomaniac pirillo on the back like oh it must be in it looks cool and depending on the font like ah where chris on the front people say freaking jerk who wears their no who wears their own name themselves i get the brand that's fine but like their own name if it's a name like chris no one wants to wear it unless your name's even if your name's chris then then your partner basically has to wear a shirt that says i'm with stupid because stupid wore a shirt with their own name on it i did have a shirt once that that had my twitter avatar my old one and it said at chris pirillo irl which i thought was funny that was funny that was genius at chris pirillo irl like i'm in real life right it was pretty funny uh yes someone invoked the uh uh the call for help tech tv very special emotes that i think are level three subs only loyal's got access to him eclipse empire has access to them uh yes indeed you remember correctly transgamer girl i was there they are gone i'm still here every night 6 p.m uh it's it's not a frequent cop uh topic topic uh but it does come up every so often some people remember me they're always shocked that i'm still alive yep yep just had a check didn't want to be called a liar you know chris brillo said he was alive but you know i i i don't think so uh you didn't take a pulse i'm good heartbeat yeah good you've been a huge fan of me uh since tech tv since the beginning you had the restraining order to prove it don't get me started boy yeah you you don't get it there's i there's the ad break by the way karel and i just ran the ad break uh i i've had i've never been issued a a restraining order ever i'm very grateful sorry i felt like a bump on my cheek i need to shave is what the problem is yeah who you calling stupid dummy i ain't your friend buddy i ain't your buddy friend was it wasn't that it from uh south park i ain't your friend buddy i ain't your buddy friend uh do i like nazcar nascar no are those aren't those the lines in south america the lines of nascar i do not gambling 66 oh that's a healthy amount eclipse empire just jumped it's been a while since we ran a raffle ruffle or raffle as you were uh i ain't your friend pal that's what it is you knew i'd still be alive well at least one of you did i know everyone's gunning for me everyone's coming everyone i've been watching too much sopranos i know i'm a late bloomer uh you just missed the way i brought information to the masses you make me sound like a priest i brought him to the mat well i did i did bring info to the masses i did when i walked in it when i did the church thing yeah it was explained in ways that the masses could understand the techno speakers explained very well thank you transgamer girl i i i kind of pride myself in that i don't do so much of it anymore but that said i'm glad you brought it up uh i was actually conversing with krusty as i'm want to do i uh i was making mentioning like you know i've been thinking about doing something on a regular basis once a week or so interview or a hangout with someone or or basically hosting a help or and or how to on one topic or another so for example maybe one of the knights could be talking about 3d printing and helping people with 3d printing or you know another night might be about filament or another night might be about cosplay you know it could be anything but the idea is that one night would be reserved for basically helping people on one thing or another and usually talking to people who know what the hell they're talking about like i don't know what the hell i'm talking about when it comes to 3d printing hell i don't know what the hell i'm talking about when it comes to just about anything and yet you all listen thank you very much for that um so yeah now i i tend to try to understand complex topics and i always have in trying for myself i gotta have more cowbell distill it i don't have a cowbell but i got are you are you trying to trigger you're trying to trigger a hype train aren't you who's wanting me to play the cowbell fix him dude of course the community is a wealth of information i totally agree so when it comes to those complex topics the reason why i feel that if one of my skills is distilling complex information stay on target i'm doing my best i'm trying to get through this answer as fast as i can anonymous i'm trying uh as much as you know i i i'm trying to understand complex topics i also know other people are as well and there's so many things that i run into that i barely understand and i was just looking for someone to explain it to me in such a way that it would be very very very simple and so i tried to be that it worked for the most part i mean i could could i still do that sure but yeah google exists now uh and uh you know i i i i'm ha i have no problem explaining a topic that i understand or or talking through you know an informed opinion that i might have developed um talking about things that that i want to talk about or that i feel like talking about but i i you know i i i haven't formalized that under the certainly under the locker gnome banner which is where it kind of started years ago um locker gnome was basically that i would find things that otherwise weren't found easily back in the day long before search engines were commonplace really uh and told people this is before live video existed online as well um loyal suggests a good speaker can translate complicated topics to their respective audience which is why ted talks are so amazing uh they're outstanding i i i i still struggle with a lot of complex topics that that i turn to those experts to better understand but i don't turn to the i don't turn to the people that are talking amongst themselves i don't turn necessarily to communities i turn to the people who are looking this is where the fun begins it kind of is is i'm kind of wrapping that up uh i'm getting to the point where i just turn to the people who are trying to help and not trying to overwhelm me with things that i just don't understand i'm just looking for that maybe not the cliffs notes version but like a version of a of information that i can digest so that i feel i've learned something and then eventually will find my way to the community and i feel in many ways what i'm doing here may very well be a gateway to getting more and more people into 3d printing because i have no idea what the hell i'm doing and i'm very grateful that half y'all do all right i'm going to give good uh emperor palpatine y'all don't finish this hype train until he gets back hello my pitiful friends who is plinging me yes it is the hype train i am very glad you decided to trigger this that's right i am triggered it is so good it is amazing so let's go ahead and turn on a little bit of hypnotism if if we get through a level 5 hype train everyone gets pillow popcorn and i will read this book to you and this book has my granddaughter on it thank you very much for triggering this hype tree eclipse empire you fly show me what you got what i got is this book i was literally telling you i got that thank you for so much i love those bits 66 bits the best bits you fly one eclipse empire and fix some dude what else i also got this mandalorian ring which fits it's very nice sitting here on my hand and the thing is about these rings you don't really you don't i i thought i was alone in here but i guess not that cat that dawn cat coming in and trying to ruin things trying to give me toxoplasmosis that's what cats do and they shed not a foul i i'm bleeding i'm i literally that blaster shot me in the air do i wear the same size ring as chris i stole it from him that's what i do that cat comes around again jesse's going to chase him off i am glad krusty way better than saving for retirement i think you can agree you should do the seltzer challenge on stream where you have to go one chug one chug an entire bottle of salsa water without burping during the chugger horn seven ah now i know where you got your name from uh that's a horrid idea who would do that on purpose oh gen z gen x for the win for the win chance gamergirl says now is from the stormtrooper they can't hit anything even a wall they hit me i'm bleeding my ear it got clipped my ear got clipped there you stay right there cats oh jesse oh no jesse has been shot no jesse oh no this is horrible jesse who fired that blaster who fired that blaster oh you jawa all right fine you're gonna get some force lightning off the butt if i see do you see it the problem is this camera does not pick up the force lightning that i'm shooting out of my fingertips right now yes jawa will not be bothering us again admiral akbar might be bothering us we're now at level two so we have successfully left the station very good last night we had we we i dropped an f-bomb last night y'all made me do it we got through the uh the hype train you fly one coming in with 66 beats those e2 hd is apparently here thank you i ordered those 66 bits so i'm glad they finally arrived my pitiful friends the drop has been reset so get your drops in and your pops why does that keep cracking stop cracking it makes me nervous filament i know i'm not the only one who talks to his filaments i'm not i am most certainly not at least not that i know of i i don't think i'm just good i think i'm amazing i'm perfect no dropping tacos oh mark i think krusty sent me a picture saying that his taco place has a vegan taco yes it's been a while since i had a taco i could if i wanted to i could i'm an adult i could eat whatever i want whenever i want the problem is there are also consequences and so i just i have to decide well do i want those consequences uh and more often than not i do not so i tend to avoid those consequences ah did i see chris's shade trooper i did not it's not a shade trooper loyal poor loyal he needs to be educated to be told that it's actually a shadow trooper but i will take care of it open chris's new figure oh yes i could i have you now no i have you vader i also have my apprentice doc mo did i say doc i'm sorry i meant darth you have me i have you that's how it works around here you fly one shared x-1000 you fly one this is outstanding you are helping keep the death star alive and spinning thank you very much for that you fly one and eclipse foreign thank you no more three for the 100 beats you're being very helpful to keep the dark side moving along to help support our ability to continue to bake cookies because we are the dark side we have cookies that's what they say thank you for the posture check uber superfly luckily i am sitting up as straight as i can if i st sat up anymore straight my spine would pop out get your drops in everyone not just because no more three years you got to watch out you better drop now you better watch out nemo three's cheering a hundred and then an additional hundred and fix them dude with a hundred we've now teetered over into level three a level three hype train level two is now complete much like the circle that's that's been completed as well the pearl was for chris to not open yes it you are correct it was for chris not to open the darth maul this is the way i agree this this is absolutely the way mouse 1996 who by the way is far less annoying because he's not or she he or she i don't know uh you fly one shared x 1066 thank you so much the mvp of the hype train you fly one mouse 1996 not mouse 1995. we don't like them we love mouse 1996 why do chris hype trains always put a smile on my face because i try to make them fun as opposed to boring old chris pirillo oh chris parilla puts people to sleep my name's chris pirillo i like collecting star wars thing look at me 3d printing star wars i'm a vegan look at how i try to get that into every conversation vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan star wars i'm chris perillo that's all he does you can tune in at any point during the live broadcast and that's exactly what he's talking about eclipse empire coming in with 65. although didn't think i did not uh miss the detail of 1066. i thought it was a perfect chris impression it i you probably thought i was chris there for a second i am not though i'm very much palpatine and when i was a baby i was papatini that is my dad joke because i must be a dad i have a grandfather a mother the daughter and i will read from this book i will read you this book tonight live on this air if we get through a level five but you have two minutes to find out whether or not this will happen 62 percent the death star shield generator walks into a bar the bartender scouts and says all right pal i'll serve you but don't start anything i don't get it don't start it what's the i don't i'm kind of missing what i don't get it i'm i i need to think about it i guess i am doing very well easy it is who's trapping me am i trapped inside a box am i trapped inside a zoid is this a trapezoid is that what's going this is my my best impression i'm doing a mime impression i'm in a box i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm knocking your screen this is is it hello is anybody home am i making someone's dog go nuts unless they have no nuts because they were properly neutered spayed and neutered that's right channeling bob barker here we have less than a minute left to go on this level three hype train at 84 thank you so much no more three for the astounding amount of 300 bits and liz with the 10. i've got an itch that chris dude regularly eats out of a dog ball that is very strange he does this online in front of a video camera people thought look at eclipse empire who has gifted a total of four in this channel has gifted his tier one sub to a new follower someone thank you so much eclipse empire that is quite a gift i'm very grateful when when when the sub gifts go flying around it's awesome it's astounding it's it it makes everybody happy uh we we it's it's it's been a while uh we we've got i i thought i've got to figure out how to do it but on my b i'm sorry on chris's birthday on july 26th i thought about doing a subathon i thought i i don't i think where you have to have so many subs per hour to keep going don't know and then and if if subs don't happen then the stream stops i'm almost afraid of what will happen though stay on target i'm doing my best i'm doing everything i can on this end of things on this side of the screen 13 through a level four with three minutes and 43 seconds left to go what is the internal temperature of a taunton i know this one luke oh sorry i get gassy when i tell dad jokes uh i apologize i did not i did not mean to uh to do that but my cramp for whatever i'm sorry chris's cramps probably feel better but not really he's he's he's still cramped i i basically freeze him over over there and then i come over here that's that's how it that's how it happens one stream is on day 14 right now oh my god uh you watched a guy do 52 hours subathon oh my god maybe i should be careful what i wish for maybe i should cap this can i can i cap a subathon i should be i don't think i would reach that i'd i'd be lucky to make it past four hours i believe i chris would but what we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff you know what we do put it up to 11 exactly one lap why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder these go to 11. they do go to 11 and you fly one games to 11. uh and ladies and gentlemen our mvp for this hype train if not the evening you fly one in fact i think she shares the the the stage loyal moses being the king you fly one being the queen thank you so much for your support fantastic krusty 3d dropping unicorn bits you thought unicorns with mythical they are not they are very real and that's the proof we've got an emote if unicorns weren't real would we see them everywhere no but we do they have unicorn this unicorn that you can even buy unicorn poop it's rainbow it's also uh marshmallows so chris can't eat it i can of course but he can't because i'm bad i'm a bad boy i'm so bad i should be in detention you fly one capping off with 100 bits do a sleep stream where you stream yourself taking a nap ah that's a little weird i did that before anybody else did online you think that violates the terms of service for twitch yeah how would someone do that and not get in trouble fix some dude cheering a perfect 66. that's exactly what i ordered did someone say poop uh i probably need to do that i thought i i thought i shot that jawa with the force lightning didn't i shoot that jaw is that another jawa is there more than one jawa are they multiplying is that what's happening no more three coming in with another amazing 300 bits and krusty 3d with 100 and liz with 10. you are keeping this death star spinning on its axis we are the axis of evil and if you are not lucky we will blow up your planet that's that's a threat a promise end a threat eclipse empire thank you for the 66 bits precisely what i ordered no more three with the 100 bits even more than what i ordered it's kind of like when you get bonus french fries are they french fries anymore just are they just fries i can't remember but it looks like we only completed level three valiant attempt everyone i am going to go ahead and walk back over in my corner so that i can recoup congratulations everyone everyone gets some points add some points adding some points to everyone's everyone gets a nice healthy amount of points i'm going over there actually yes i'm going to get over that hi i'm chris i gotta go to the the restroom see y'all like uh i'm gonna turn off the hype train oh congratulations everyone made it through level three that's outstanding uh let's go ahead i'm gonna pop you over here you can drop away wait did you do we have our the drops aren't cued are they yeah okay now we'll reset the drop we'll cue the drop drop drop and pop i'm gonna go drop and pee that's that sounded better in my head wow wow\n"