The Secret Tape: A Dumb Endeavor

A pretty cool one that's a really cool one that's well done well done for this but I gotta imagine that there's some kind of a secret Endeavor to pry all the secrets out of this unless it's a futile effort in which you'll see me almost immediately after this be like well that was a waste of time actually you know what to save myself some trouble I'm just gonna go look to see if there is a secret ending I'm so dumb I'm so dumb cause the tape oh I'll just show you but just to understand how dumb I am everyone please make vague references to how dumb I am in the comments because I am extremely dumb and now I gotta play this again I'm so dumb you guys probably were all calling me dumb in the last one but you know I I don't keep up with what the news is all right but let's hope I can get that key again oh crap oh hey the key wait I saw it it's right over there I saw it glowing wait a minute we might be in luck here whoa whoa whoa and wubble okay and I can't close it but that's fine because I'm in here now and the tape was literally right here I am that dumb but anyway you don't need intelligence to be able to watch a VHS get nice and close here get a living body woof I don't like how you're treating these scientific videos vanny find an arm vein kind of hard to do with that suit can't really see through those eyes can't really palpate with those hands inject 313a move the body to have a clear view of the back you know make them supine roll him supine supine no not supine opposite of super open the back open back open the back right up I I feel like there's better tools find and extract the RP component role-playing component scream into the camera extract Remnant from RP component I feel like you didn't need to pull it out of the body if you were going to use your shirt start Remnant condition tests end of tape wait but what are the remnant condition tests oh but but but but but I'll need to watch that a few more times before I'm able to understand what's going on well I guess it's just repeat right repeat oh yeah yeah again all right I'm gonna go die because I ain't doing this anymore hey loser hey oh my God damn he was close oh there you have it I actually don't believe that there's a secret ending but I did see the secret tape that all of you are yelling at me to get and yeah well yeah well why did you know what the ending was huh how do you explain that how do you explain how you knew where that was and you were yelling at me because I didn't know how did you know economy with other YouTubers were you watching other videos you mean you didn't wait the two months that I got to patiently get back so I can block oh eyes you no you don't say anything you've said enough you've said enough just leave your likes at the door along with your apologies And subscribe and ring the bell and whatever like it means anything anymore just empty promises I can't believe this thank you I guess for watching and as always maybe I'll see you actually I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna do a sign off I'm not even gonna say goodbye you just go you go you you go you can leave you're allowed to leave you may go the video's over there's not gonna be any more content it's done it's gonna be a slow Fade to Black you can leave though at any time because it's gonna take like a minute it's gonna take a minute to get done with this because I don't even care anymore I don't even care anymore I don't even care you can watch whoever you want to watch it doesn't matter to me it doesn't matter to me just good to know that there are people that aren't loyal that's fine this is a reality of the world just crumbling around everyone's picture of what the perfection in the world is just just a lie it's just a big fat lie so you can go you can go at any time now don't know why you're still here boy you're really just hanging around huh don't give me those puppy dog eyes you're no chica or are you but you're not that's the truth of it not that you would know what that truth was dishonesty runs through your veins right next to the 318 RP gland which you don't have slurped out long ago you probably know what that even means you've been watching matpat huh you've been watching mad Pat's videos yeah that's what I thought oh yeah oh he knows the Lord I have the crown

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enforeign foreign foreign hmm hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the glitch detraction oh ah oh wait a minute what see I don't like just walking in and seeing humans here well that ain't right you've got outlines I don't like that man this is some bullying huh is that The Bite of 87 is this a precursor to The Bite of 87 guys I think it might be the bite of 87. oh my God it's the moment before The Bite of 87 the mythical the incredible the horrifying bite of 87. well and I'm getting a phone call it's the reporters talking about The Bite of 87 shut up I don't know my flashlight anymore so I can't even read or write people about the bite of 87. well that was fun glad up wait a minute a minute no I don't think that this is The Bite of 87 guys I'm pretty sure this ain't the bite of 87. hmm okay well this just seems like perfectly ordinary nothingness nothing exceptional about this I have no concerns still nothing too concerning Oh no just a little horseplay foreign wait a minute is that someone's frontal lobe in there that uh I don't know if that's what you would call good I have expected the music to cut out I thought that was the bite of 87. guess not oh the music cut out hi or didn't I do it for you didn't I do it did not like when all I did was for you it's a shotgun okay I thought I was about to get the shotgun of 87. oh wow foreign whoops oh man I was that close to the end well how was I supposed to know it sure seemed like there was going to be something more wait a minute that can't have been it because I didn't get all the things that I need to get huh interesting nope there's got to be something else let's sit through the credits here this was really well done by the way I did like it I had some frustrations here and there but when am I not an idiot idiot pick up some frustrations who am I to criticize what a wonderful piece of work this was which it was very nice oh I knew it dude just left the new Fazbear attraction my friend take all your stuff and come here you have to see this oh look he's someone sent to you just a new location wait a minute isn't that just the beginning of the game oh no my frontal lobe well wait a minute well hold on a second here well hold on hold on wait a minute hold on The Full Experience complete all achievements okay find and play the tape so there must be a tape somewhere in there oh okay I gotta Boop all the fredbears I gotta um okay so this might take some doing but I gotta get all of these and I don't know if I don't know if there's gonna be someone else I mean I'll get some more lore and hey I'll get a few more jump scares maybe there's uh for now maybe I'll never be able to get that and I'll just look at the extras because I always look at looking at the extras and I always do appreciate the work that these guys put into these things because it's just yeah biggest and most ambitious game I have done to date I'm very grateful to the entire Community for all the support and amazing videos you guys make it is something that I cannot describe thank you so much developing this game has been one of the craziest most ambitious things I've ever done in the beginning of this game was just another game but it has turned into something that I didn't even know we could reach get incredible followers who show us their love in every post we make I wouldn't hesitate to do something like this again which is really incredible because are they just 8 18 my God and that's all they have on patreon look all this work goes into a game like this this is up there with like some studio games that I play you know this is like the quality is just that good they just put that much work into it oh my God it makes me feel like a sham what do we have here oh it's balloon boy okay use the switches under the lights to turn oh I can I can really get it moody in here oh yeah oh yeah let's get some nice backlighting on it oh it's gooey oh scary hi good God all right oh oh hey guys how you doing hello ah aha oh nice some of these are like really faithful models I'm wondering if they actually are the models in like Scott lent them out because these are pretty damn like I mean I don't have Perfect Memory but they do seem a lot like the ones that you would have seen Yee Scooby-Doo it's coming to booby hi Vani you know vanity still doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me but people seem to have taken a liking to her and uh sure whatever I don't know any of the story I bet there's plenty of matpat video about all this lore but I I don't think I've watched a single lore breakdown video about any of Five Nights at Freddy's I don't think I have it all I haven't read a single book I haven't done anything about it uh but who needs you when you're the king when you wear the crown you know weighs pretty heavy on your head I mean you're kind of shrimpy I'm kind of shrimpy you're not like the marionette that's a pretty cool one that's a really cool one that's well done well done for this but I gotta imagine that there's some kind of a secret Endeavor to pry all the secrets out of this unless it's a futile effort in which you'll see me almost immediately after this be like well that was a waste of time actually you know what to save myself some trouble I'm just gonna go look to see if there is a secret ending I'm so dumb I'm so dumb cause the tape oh I'll just show you but just to understand how dumb I am everyone please make vague references to how dumb I am in the comments because I am extremely dumb and now I gotta play this again I'm so dumb you guys probably were all calling me dumb in the last one but you know I I don't keep up with what the news is all right but let's hope I can get that key again oh crap oh hey the key wait I saw it it's right over there I saw it glowing wait a minute we might be in luck here whoa whoa whoa and wubble okay and I can't close it but that's fine because I'm in here now and the tape was literally right here I am that dumb but anyway you don't need intelligence to be able to watch a VHS get nice and close here get a living body woof I don't like how you're treating these scientific videos vanny find an arm vein kind of hard to do with that suit can't really see through those eyes can't really palpate with those hands inject 313a move the body to have a clear view of the back you know make them supine roll him supine supine no not supine opposite of super open the back open back open the back right up I I feel like there's better tools find and extract the RP component role-playing component scream into the camera extract Remnant from RP component I feel like you didn't need to pull it out of the body if you were going to use your shirt start Remnant condition tests end of tape wait but what are the remnant condition tests oh but but but but but I'll need to watch that a few more times before I'm able to understand what's going on well I guess it's just repeat right repeat oh yeah yeah again all right I'm gonna go die because I ain't doing this anymore hey loser hey oh my God damn he was close oh there you have it I actually don't believe that there's a secret ending but I did see the secret tape that all of you are yelling at me to get and yeah well yeah well why did you know what the ending was huh how do you explain that how do you explain how you knew where that was and you were yelling at me because I didn't know how did you know economy with other YouTubers were you watching other videos you mean you didn't wait the two months that I got to patiently get back so I can block oh eyes you no you don't say anything you've said enough you've said enough just leave your likes at the door along with your apologies And subscribe and ring the bell and whatever like it means anything anymore just empty promises I can't believe this thank you I guess for watching and as always maybe I'll see you actually I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna do a sign off I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna say goodbye you just go you go you you go you can leave you're allowed to leave you may go the video's over there's not gonna be any more content it's done it's gonna be a slow Fade to Black you can leave though at any time because it's gonna take like a minute it's gonna take a minute to get done with this because I don't even care anymore I don't even care anymore I don't even care you can watch whoever you want to watch it doesn't matter to me it doesn't matter to me just good to know that there are people that aren't loyal that's fine this is a reality of the world just crumbling around everyone's picture of what the perfection in the world is just just a lie it's just a lie just a big fat lie so you can go you can go at any time now don't know why you're still here boy you're really just hanging around huh don't give me those puppy dog eyes you're no chica or are you but you're not that's the truth of it not that you would know what that truth was dishonesty runs through your veins right next to the 318 RP gland which you don't have slurped out long ago you probably know what that even means you've been watching matpat huh you've been watching mad Pat's videos yeah that's what I thought oh yeah oh he knows the Lord I have the crown\n"