We're Here to Golf and They Said You Need a Collared Shirt

As we begin our golfing adventure, we're reminded that a collared shirt is a must-have for most golf courses. I'm not sure why I didn't know this before, but now that I do, I'll make sure to dress the part. This one [gestures to a nearby shirt] should fit the bill nicely.

Although I did learn something last time I went golfing - we lower the number the farther it goes - I'm still not entirely sure what's going on with the clubs and all that jazz. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right? Now, let's get out of my car and start our game. Yep, you should definitely get out of your car now.

I've got to admit, I'm looking forward to getting a nice Coca Cola after this. I mean, who doesn't love a good Coke on a hot day like today? And just like Tiger Woods, I'm hoping for a little bit of beginner's luck. But let's be real, I've never been much of a golf enthusiast in the past.

In fact, my first experience with golfing was actually played out in Grand Theft Auto. Who knew that you could skip the drive and just focus on hitting the ball? It took me forever to get from point A to point B, but at least it gave me some practice in for real-life golfing.

Okay, now that we're all warm and ready to go, let's see who's going first. Uh, I'm not really sure which way to hit it... maybe this is the hole we're aiming for? Yeah, I think it might be. This feels a lot more like Grand Theft Auto than I ever could have imagined.

Alright, so here's my shot. Nice swing, real good point toe point... oh wait, did I just hit the ball into the rough? Whoops! Don't worry, I've got this. Just keep your head down and get under it. Yeah, that's what Tiger Woods does.

There we are - a nice little green in front of us. Now all we need to do is tap it gently... yeah, like that! Do a love tap, just like the pros do. Oh wait, I think I hit it a bit too hard and now it's rolling away from me.

Don't worry, though - we can still get out of this hole. The beverage cart woman said she had some Coca Cola for us, so let's go grab that first. Ah, finally! We've got our drink in hand and we're ready to take on the rest of the course.

So, where did we hit it? Hmm... I think we hit it right into a tree. Yeah, that was not my finest moment. But don't worry - we'll just try again and see if we can do better next time.

Oh wait, there's someone who wants to sponsor us! [laughs] They want us to use their club, but no way - I'm good with what I've got right now. And besides, I've got a Coca Cola that I'd rather be drinking than some fancy-schmancy golfing equipment.

Okay, let's take a break and get back on track. We're in the hole, so we need to figure out how to get out of it without losing too much time or dignity. The holes are right there - let me show you where they are... yeah, I know exactly where we were aiming for.

Don't worry if we yell a little - golfing is all about having fun and not taking yourself too seriously, right? And besides, I'm sure the rest of the course has plenty of holes to keep us occupied while we wait our turn.

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