Mounting Fans: A Frustrating Experience
The first step to mounting fans is installing the little clip that holds them in place, and I think this way looks right. There it is, okay, that's fine, through there, and then...this. Oh wait, no, that's not that's not right. I think they're the wrong way around. That's the right way around, and then this one. How is that also the wrong way around? Does it did I put it on the wrong side? Let's try that maybe maybe that works. Like, is it...um...wait no, but that that looks weird. This is like a USB port there, just isn't a correct...okay wait let's okay, I'm actually legitimately confused now, wait, wait.
Okay, finally after all that struggle, I've got both of the fans on, and I installed them the wrong way around. I despise metal fan mounting clips for CPU coolers; it is one of the most frustrating things to deal with. Some cooler manufacturers are better than others, I find that Arctic Freezer is specifically bad. The Cooler Master Hyper 212s clips are also really irritating, but I've kind of perfected the technique for mounting them. Knock to us is okay, it's pretty good, and that gratuitously large deep cool cooler that I used earlier in the video also has pretty usable clips.
My main suggestion would be don't try and mount an air cooler after you've mounted your motherboard in the case because that exacerbates the problem significantly as Anna found out in the NZXT video we did recently. I mean, the only other suggestion I'd have is be like a hundred percent zen when you start the process so that you have a lot of headroom for getting infuriated before you just fling the cooler out a window; that's the best I got for this one unfortunately.
Ah, my nemesis front panel connectors we meet again which way which way around is it? Yeah, come on, ah okay, oh no that's not right. We're gonna just do that, no, that's also not that go. Okay there we go, there's one down. Ah, do you do it one at a time? Okay, oh yes, no it's the...ah that's the wrong one. I don't know what you really even need a reset switch anyway; I can't wait to game on my new PC. Oh no, no, no, oh I must have plugged it in wrong. Damn you, front i o connectors. Number four is the PC building equivalent of sticking bamboo under your fingernails; I genuinely despise front panel connectors and the best solution to this problem and this may sound very chilly but just buy an NZXT case; they have like one square connector that's a little bit like a USB 2 front panel connector, I don't know why every other case manufacturer doesn't do this. Maybe NZXT has a patent on it or something but yeah it makes it so much easier.
Although if you don't want to buy an NZXT case the other solutions are...don't have your graphics card plugged in while you're struggling to do it, I guess, and what also helps is start with the bottom pins first, so start with the power LEDs and then the power switch, the HDD LEDs, and then the reset switch that makes it a bit easier. Other than that, you're just gonna have to suffer there's no real other way around that.
Before I'm at my CPU cooler, I just need to get some thermal paste on the CPU. Like that should be okay. Oh crap how did I get that on there? Okay, let me just wipe that down and then we'll wait. How did I get it? Wait how did it...how did it get on there? Oh come on; I gotta get this clean.
Anna's always complaining about how I get thermal paste everywhere. It's okay, I mean I guess ah what's happening. No...pet peeve number five is thermal paste's uncanny ability to end up all in your hair and covering your cat despite the fact that you were convinced you didn't touch it at all during the installation process, and for this one I have one very effective solution: Ah Velita Fresh now with patent pending Thermal Paste Away Technology that prevents the asexual reproduction of thermal paste and stops it from getting all up in your hair or whatever. Now that's what I call Velita Fresh.
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In conclusion... (not really)
Mounting fans can be frustrating, especially when using metal fan mounting clips for CPU coolers. Arctic Freezer and Cooler Master Hyper 212s have been particularly problematic. To avoid this frustration, it is recommended to mount an air cooler after the motherboard has been installed in the case or to purchase a NZXT case with square front panel connectors that are easier to work with.
Another pet peeve of mine is thermal paste's uncanny ability to end up all over the place during installation and its tendency to leave behind unwanted residue on surfaces. I've found that using Velita Fresh can help minimize this problem, but it still requires a bit of elbow grease to get the job done.
While mounting fans may not be the most exciting task, with the right tools and techniques (and a healthy dose of patience), it's definitely possible to overcome the frustrations associated with this process.