Australian Road Trip Tales _ Top Gear

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwhat's the deal with the cows well we took the cars well out of their comfort zone that was the main thing uh and they need round rounding up I mean the farm is how big was it 3.2 million million AC which is and so when you we looking the 4,000 cows now we could have been in the equivalent of Southampton and they could have been in harch or bambur or Dover it's that big that's how big the farm is and they might one corner exactly so I said to the farmer how are you going to find them he said don't want I'll put them all in one padic for you I said that's very kind I should make it e how big is a padic you went 39,000 ACR that's a padic padic it's if you don't live in the country that's meaningless isn't it Australia needs a new unit of measurement because the acre is simply not big enough when they got a 3.2 million Acre Farm you still can't get my head around there and every unit of distance they say how long does it take to get to the shop it's about 18 hours they point out your shop that's 18 hours away from where you live so they do need to sort of a bit like the Italian L you know got silly with a cup of coffee was 10,000 L just doesn't work so you get the Euro and it becomes more sensible but it was a brilliant trip that we love the Norther Rich what was the giant basically hole in the ground well it was a big hole in the ground it was an old mine what did they mind no it's not old it's they're just shutting it down shutting down there all the steel that built Shanghai came out of that hole in the ground it's a really big hole and we decided it make a good Racetrack and a lot of dust but what happens though if you go over the edge and into the bottom of the hole death follows very shortly yeah it goes Sky ground Sky ground black oh you'd be killed was about what five how deep was it I'm not very good at well Australia it's probably about 4,000 miles 100 km it's all the way down so if you came off there you'd go all the way down there and then you'd arrive there smashed you'd still be falling it is that that Digger that you can see down the bottom which just looks like a digger that's actually about the size of the houses par it's massive it is genuinely wen't you scared yeah no no because we're incredibly Brave no you'll see only one honest answer James at the end went yes the thing is you'll see why James isn't scared yes in the film clever good te James yes Christian now I know couldn't help but notice that the northern ter I've been out there right doesn't have a lot of five-star hotels no so I'm taking you were camping yeah yes I don't want to give too much away again as Richard Hammond would say because I can't quite remember where we stay but I remember that it why what happened was it that dramatic well it wasn't it wasn't luxurious no but it wasn't terrible was it and how did you get on camping I don't see you as a camper we do it a lot they love it they love it I can't stop them he loves it and it's not so bad in Australia to be honest cuz the temperature is hot Pleasant yeah in the evening you know it drops down to about 130° well I mean we've camped in the Himalayas and that was the only time ever that James has called me Jeremy normally Clarkson or other words and um I tried to stay warm by this pitiful f that had been built and I walked past James's tent to get to mine at 1: in the morning or something and I just heard this he just went Jeremy from inside his tent I'm very unhappy and then I got into my tent and discovered why it was horrible cuz my pillow had been provided by the BBC and it was full of damp gravel James how do you keep your hair in such amazing condition on all those road trips around the world I'm I'm not making this up it was the biggest thing they wanted me to ask you Turtle Waxwhat's the deal with the cows well we took the cars well out of their comfort zone that was the main thing uh and they need round rounding up I mean the farm is how big was it 3.2 million million AC which is and so when you we looking the 4,000 cows now we could have been in the equivalent of Southampton and they could have been in harch or bambur or Dover it's that big that's how big the farm is and they might one corner exactly so I said to the farmer how are you going to find them he said don't want I'll put them all in one padic for you I said that's very kind I should make it e how big is a padic you went 39,000 ACR that's a padic padic it's if you don't live in the country that's meaningless isn't it Australia needs a new unit of measurement because the acre is simply not big enough when they got a 3.2 million Acre Farm you still can't get my head around there and every unit of distance they say how long does it take to get to the shop it's about 18 hours they point out your shop that's 18 hours away from where you live so they do need to sort of a bit like the Italian L you know got silly with a cup of coffee was 10,000 L just doesn't work so you get the Euro and it becomes more sensible but it was a brilliant trip that we love the Norther Rich what was the giant basically hole in the ground well it was a big hole in the ground it was an old mine what did they mind no it's not old it's they're just shutting it down shutting down there all the steel that built Shanghai came out of that hole in the ground it's a really big hole and we decided it make a good Racetrack and a lot of dust but what happens though if you go over the edge and into the bottom of the hole death follows very shortly yeah it goes Sky ground Sky ground black oh you'd be killed was about what five how deep was it I'm not very good at well Australia it's probably about 4,000 miles 100 km it's all the way down so if you came off there you'd go all the way down there and then you'd arrive there smashed you'd still be falling it is that that Digger that you can see down the bottom which just looks like a digger that's actually about the size of the houses par it's massive it is genuinely wen't you scared yeah no no because we're incredibly Brave no you'll see only one honest answer James at the end went yes the thing is you'll see why James isn't scared yes in the film clever good te James yes Christian now I know couldn't help but notice that the northern ter I've been out there right doesn't have a lot of five-star hotels no so I'm taking you were camping yeah yes I don't want to give too much away again as Richard Hammond would say because I can't quite remember where we stay but I remember that it why what happened was it that dramatic well it wasn't it wasn't luxurious no but it wasn't terrible was it and how did you get on camping I don't see you as a camper we do it a lot they love it they love it I can't stop them he loves it and it's not so bad in Australia to be honest cuz the temperature is hot Pleasant yeah in the evening you know it drops down to about 130° well I mean we've camped in the Himalayas and that was the only time ever that James has called me Jeremy normally Clarkson or other words and um I tried to stay warm by this pitiful f that had been built and I walked past James's tent to get to mine at 1: in the morning or something and I just heard this he just went Jeremy from inside his tent I'm very unhappy and then I got into my tent and discovered why it was horrible cuz my pillow had been provided by the BBC and it was full of damp gravel James how do you keep your hair in such amazing condition on all those road trips around the world I'm I'm not making this up it was the biggest thing they wanted me to ask you Turtle Wax\n"