The GROSSEST Candy I've Ever Tasted _ Unboxing Strange Fan Mail

**Weird Dollar Store Finds**

By Matthias

Hello and welcome! I am Matthias and today I'm looking at all sorts of strange things that viewers sent me. Some are from the dollar store, some aren't. But one thing's for sure - these items are weird, they're supposed to be strange, so if I'm making fun of it don't think I'm a jerk.

**Tanner's Picks**

So, let's get into it with Tanner. He's picked out the best of the best of these items. They're supposed to be weird, they're supposed to be strange.

* Tanner: "I might puke. That is the nastiest-*laughs*"

* Tanner: "What's going on guys! Welcome to...uhhh *inhales*dead inside"

**Strange Items**

Tanner and I are looking at all sorts of strange items that viewers sent us. Some of them are from the dollar store, some aren't. We're supposed to be making fun of it, but we'll try not to be too hard on them.

* Tanner: "Yeah, some Strange items."

* Tanner's picked out the best of the best of these items. They're supposed to be weird, they're supposed to be strange so if I'm making Fun of it don't think I'm a jerk.

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enTanner: Oh- oh my god! No!Matthias: *laughs*oh my god!Tanner: I might puke. That is the nastiest-*laughs**INTRO MUSIC*What's going on guys! Welcome to...uhhh *inhales**dead inside*HeLLO AND WELCOME I am Matthias and today I'm looking at all sortsOf strange things that viewers sent me. Some from the dollar store, some notFrom the dollar store.Tanner: So, items.Yeah some Strange items.Tanner's picked out the best of the best of these items.They're supposed to be weird, they're supposed to be strange so if I'm makingFun of it don't think I'm a jerk. Think, \"oh, he's funny\"*laughs*Tanner: He IS a jerk :D But don't THINK that!Don't think that!Everyone sent me these items for the intention of me to make fun of themBecause they're strange and wacky.If you want to send me items, address and instructions down in the descriptiones below!Let's begin, Tan-Face!You like that dude?OHHHHHHTouch it a little bit with that mascaramm-hmm, can't even tell it just one little whip it looks like dad is an oldCan it holes you think?Uh If there's hair there so no no there's hair there is its justlike no like here! wait i want i want it there*laughs*Thats actually honest..........*laughs*Wait no hereLike i wanna a little patch of hair right here dudeNo you did you..This one's from RedicRedic? Yeah he's REDICulous he is from Illinois'wait what's this a letter enclosed do not throw out with paper oh got you i get you oh yesThe yeti pots i've tried this product in a previous dollar store video linked in the description below so check that one out but theseThings are bizarre that is for sure but they work oh they work what is this oh no noWacka pack surprise greetings smack the pack watch and wait see the surpriseballoon inflates before your eyes oh my gosh what did you hear that the writing that was greatThe cadence was from me but i don't think it was intentionalYour cadence was a little bit bad but the rhiming was goodNo im kidding you cant...No no, no keep going okay tanner i'm gonna whack the pack you ready for this, ohOh, oh oh!OHIs it gonna fart? Oh is it gonna smell?stink bomb?oh no that's what i was worried about oh, no oh, no ohnoThe thing is taking its timeAlright if it pops and pops and i are crying what did you just say?I can't hear you i have fingers in my earsWhat did you say?*Laughs* he trying broWhat the heck? POP!Yea that's gonna do somethingTouch it no it's gonna do it hit another one its gonna do it you touch it if you arte so confidentFor a second it thought it was gonna popOh really this guy really wants me to touch it okay do it is it gonna hurtit's not gonna hurt it's just popping it's just compressed air you're just compressing it okay do itOh what?*laughs* Oh what?What are you doing?Hit it i'm nervous it's not poopingahhhhhhhhhhhWhat?Are you supposed to open it?I dont understand*Screams*We have to get it out of the pakeging first*Laughs*Wait what?*Laughs*Oh no! We are so dumpAre you serious dude?No it sais no it sais poof watch and wait poof the balloon pops out of it see the surpriseCome on dude you can do it you can do it just do itThey packeged it too well yeah i think they did i have a couple of these items that are made to just do sound effects right soinside is just the fluid and like the mixture but this is clever because they packaged it twice so that when it does explode itDoesn't make a mess but it's not exploding!Why you not explode?wow that's hard told you that's real hard like wow Tanner you are weak wowTanner hit the gym well Tanner stop being ugly that's why i couldn't break it what you said i did say those things but nottoday iJust, been holding him a deep inside of my heart ohYeah, there you go there you go getting out oh there you go it's gonna happenOhYes!This is it!Dude this about as much pressure as you can getWOOO*Laughs* I knew it was coming it scared meThat's it i'll rate that a buy it once you figure it out next item this next one is fromshelby shelby from tennessee tennesseeI SEE!*Laughs* i'm dead insideNo, instructions no, no way we'll wait there art i have to know what this is golf ball massage hammerNo, it's not working all it's doing is smacking youturning man i'm gonna give you a massage you ever get physically beat on you guyswhoa fuck are you give me any feedbackexpecting you'd be like oh that feels good or i'll stop he'll be watchingyes i must endure this beating for my job that's what i experience on a day-to-day life which is like tanner all right take abeating here we go oh when i'm stop will force meets an immovablethe golf ballThere's some things i won't do on this chickenthat's what i'm good i'm glad because if you had done that i would have questioned our relationshipthis is a tragically sure dude turn it turn it turn it next item this next one is fromLisa bell and she's from gaah which i believe is georgia is she a bell or notDude what singles to go what does that mean i already have tannerWhenever i want to go anywhere with a single tanner single right ladies you see that one girl that tweeted that yeah?For me to be awkward yeah you really made that one fun thanks thanks dad you're welcome?You do have to reply you have to reply saying yes, i'm desperate i'll go out with youSo this isgonnacreateaww root beer or it's gonna create something that tastes somewhat similar to it a flat sodaYeah, most likely why don't we call it a double root beer because every time you drink it you say oh?Can we strike that from the record oh?weird ohand then you wonder about what you choose to put in your body that can't be healthy soda has never been healthy reallystop i've been drinking it i already told them that story of when you went and you're like i'm not gonna get the soda canI have a ginger alebecause likethe wendy's clerk was likeWow this got dark fast okay so let me stir this now okay use your finger yeah i'll use my tongue oh?what if what what if you had hit me what if this had landed into my heart when i would have buttered your biscuit whatnever heard that idiom nokittenshat????????Hmm butter butter knife but what did the biscuit have anything to do with the current situationjust, hey maybe that kind of joke would work with gutter but that doesn't fly here alright i'm becoming conditioned bring it you're an egggame when you come on this channel alright when you're on rec that's fine you can throw out the low-hanging fruitThe audition i'm on direct first alright oh that is disgustingLook there's like crap ohIt got so dark and thick so here's what i understand is it gonna be carbonated have you ever drink?flat root beer yeah my root beer is the worst flat soda drink actually like the words there's not nearly enoughPowder in here for it to be sugar so i guarantee you it's some sort of artificial sweetener sucraloseDegrees you ever had sucralose before i've heard of it never had it really you're about, to nothin good thistastes like root beer stop the malto dextran i believe is what off puts it a little bit it's not bad i would have muchpreferred it to have ice my fault but carbonated not my fault try tanner is aSoda connoisseur if you've ever seen him if you've ever gone to lunch with him he's the one that goes up to the counter andorders a bucket of soda not a bucket a large bucketgood it's not bad shockingly good it's not horrible after thekhutulun i was gonna totally like look at how much food coloring is you know they connected a caramel food coloring to cancer really yeahdoes caramel color cost cancer nutritionfacts.orgThat's not going to tell the truth you know it's by the governmentwhile you sad people that trust the government there have to catch you boom medical news todayanyways do your own research i'm not claiming anything here i'm just saying you might want to be aware of thesefindings but it poses an excess cancer risk of more than one case in every hundred thousand exposed peopleconsidering all the other random things that we're doing like you gotTo wonder if like you're odd in getting cancer isHigh!justbecause of a thousand things that we're doing just like in la just breathing the air that were breathingExposes us like to a higher level or higher odds of cancer so i wonder up like my odds of having cancer it like oneIn a hundred one in a thousand considering all that i mean i eat crap i eatgarbage dude literally i go to the back of the high five studios and like what's for dinnerNom, nom nom dude look at this bucket of soda that's unfinishedThat's gonna be a turret because it's flat sorry this one is from eleonora from that's my grandmother's nameeleanor eleanor ah it's my daughter's name why did i think grandmother first cuz i named my daughter after my grandmotherluna middle name luna eleonora okay last name your daughterbo-buds, yeah whoever sent this i like you more than you know cuz we were just talking about cancer and you knowI love my?Favorite way to get cancer is by sugar mm-hmmright best way to get cancer best way to get cancer and it's the way that i can't i just can't stop eating it's soDelicious why does cancer have to be so delicious it sucks i've lost so many people to cancer it'sRidiculous really i'm not trying to make it a joke it's just like let's laugh at it so we don't like feel it feel itso it's it's crazy oh that just got real really quickit's a true thing man it's truth it's i got people battling right now dude yesit's it's yeah if you guys are out battling cancer hats offTo you because that's i've seen people go through that that's a battle for sure okay? So how do we transition back into funbut until that organ eat some candidates here soyeahthank you i'm sweet i'm sour evil twins let's start with this one this one is a trolliEvil twins i've actually never seen this and i am what you'd say a candy connoisseur so oh i seeonce our ones sweet which ones sour you think right all right sour well that's good what's right yeahyou're just waiting for me like i said it was likeyou're on track okayjax wait why do you look at me like that when he was like i know you like thatgood flavors i mean till he makes really good candy yeah truly does let's try this one nowyeahwe need probably closer to make sure that they're all good yeah cuz i can't give my full reviewunless i've tried all the colors are just bear with us three days later next item this looks very interesting tonguePainter noso since tina said no my tongue is my fredwerd iDidn't mean it like that you know i think considering i'm the one that pays youjews i can't open thisSale i'll snip your beard did cuz you do beautifulalright so this particular thing is black as the dead of night this is great this ischerry oh that's not that door it's like actually just kind of like regular looking lollipopi'm gonna try mat my tongue block i just don't understand iactively avoid candy that colors my tongue because then everyone knowsI've been eating candy i'm like when you're eating candy you don't want people to know you're eating candyI'll go sneak some candy and my mouth will be blue and i'll be the king i'll walk inside a man is like what youEat like nothing no not candy it was a foulate a smurf on the way home it was a blueBlue salad it had blueberrieshave you ever heard of the electric-blue raspberries they're a real thing okay iDon't like the taste of it tastes like food dye mine doesn't taste like a charity at all i don't like it tastes like foodDye, so i'm gonna write that one i know i'm already these guys yo all right before the next productShout-out, to random cow are you secretly j fred in disguise no j fred is me in disguise all right shout out torandom cow for being part of that notification squad moo moo get it random cow iwas very random anyways random cow clicked the bell icon and comment wouldn't birth 30 meredithCome within the first 30 minutes thank you oh?Yes, i've tried these before we're not gonna get into this becausei've literally tried this on a previous video i just want to show tanner stand over therethey're called dino slingshotsthis one is from a brandon early fromcalifornia home of the americans and some not americans nope i'm doneNope nope why are you against it see you later ma'amfinally i can be a starokay guys so doKnow, we have a papa noAll right guys so today on the matthias channel whoa crazy pork rinds we're gonna go ahead and pop itmatt thing so you can run away buddy can't we're heading downstairs we're gonna pop this we're gonnaSee kind of magic we have in the store hope you pukes is that we're done okay?I'm gonnaopen this up i'm gonna see who is willing to try it cuz you know i ain't oh oh what you're right yes rightis this popcorn or what bacon curls how can you might the way the pork rindsNo, that's not the bag you slap that's what it's and now we waitwhat, we got there matt i don't know i didn't hear pops i didn't hear popping so it's not popcorn it doesn't smell there's aLot of smells in this room right now so i don't have to even tell you have to actually rip it i'm in unfamiliar territoryohno, oh i just do not like the smell of pork rinds give me a walk about does anyone like pork rinds herealrightlook look at that though looks like pork rinds okay i don't know and i'm at peace i'm okay with itokay take a bite of yours would ya you're lying yeah oh wouldAre you eating a bone the smells worse than it tastes good all right take it away with you them howgood i read this a verdict turn it yeah this one is from kim from ontariopanada please enjoy these weird chinese items all the way from canadathank you kim ohnoohthis is so weird wait what is this dumb dude i got a glimpse as i was like this just looks like a rubber chickenan egg an egg oh whatcasting you imagine this was like the original fidget toys yeahthe type of people that use fidget toys that's just weird and have a keychain like all these things like moving arounddisgustingthis is definitely weird so you know what that means i feelMan i think it's just water i don't smell it i can't smell anythingWait the egg popped out got the egg is it solid yeah it's pretty solid i can't believe farts scoredExtrusion beam oh no it's the same thing you're supposed, to squeeze it out. Nohi hey why are they all like this oh that gives me a weird vibe the other one was just weirdthis one actually gives me like a physical likereaction i don't know why i think it's the fact that it goes back in well the other one went back in - yeah iknow but others looked little faces on it i don't like you can have it this next one is fromKendall from the big oh ohio ohio i was like oh?blazing teamwhen you're a part of big nation yeah deserted millie had teams for thatboard oh can you getthis is just a pretty generic yo-yo i think thepackage was where the comedy came from oh this is actually really interesting because you can like spin itIndependently oh that's ben's really well oh yeah so you can like pretend that you're whose finger is this smallChild i haven't used a yo-yo insole so look dude i'm sleeping right now you see that what you're walking oh?My hand oh?that's actually cool cuz you can likeI'm all about it that's cool actually this is adobe yo-yo you know oh?That's cool yo-yoMy bro yo oh my gosh that is exceptionalfrom regina dude look at that i was honestly that's my daughter in case you didn't knowThey might not know i said it for them amanda actually would want this i'll give this, to amanda she's, so cute i missheractually i'm gonna put this right here so i can always see her when i'm shooting videos when i'm not with her gives you motivationGives me motivation to go back home and i thought i need my face to go back homethere's this cute video i'm gonna be a dad right now and show everyone this videotons of people have already seen it look how cute she isThat's on my instagram matthias i am on instagram she's so cute i love that little girl umnext product this next one is from a guillermo not from del toro from a utah guillermo notfrom del toro no not sell for mikeraboy del toro okay it's okay it doesn't know whatdelivery yeah he's from utah oh utah you thought ice momahand jump out dude baby doll maybe this was just for luna but it is odd-shapedrepeatit is a poopy baby dollNo, oh thank goodness i've been horrible honestly that dog little scary it is scary that's why they sent it to me i mean whatkind of child has read to eyebrows a redheaded baby you know they don't existwineglass take your wine anywhere stem tucks away to save space 10 ounceCapacity well there you go to get drunk on the go i get you get drunk all the knowexactly never get drunk so the idea of this is screw this in is that crystalimagine there we go you hear that crap it's already crap right there you can't really tell but it's already cracked would you like somelacrosse lacrossecheers,cheersthis is for you, hahaha, whooget bubblyhow's that taste like unwashed glass ohcalm down dudeHey you drink the rest of that you're not gonna be able to be on the rest of my channel you're just gonna be so?goneknowledge whoooooomy eyes were watering like whoooooCan we just talk for a second that is that's actually difficult to do yeah look right lucroixis like the mostbubbly drink there isI can always take like a sip and then wait like 20 minutes for it to like deep bubble so that'slike profs my dude you just straight up drank that you're eyes are likewatering dude put yourself in a mindset where it's like alright hit me back andYou deal with it after i dude i'm like a party with you yeah cuz that again i've heard some stories and maybeice this is from hannah yes she's from florida really prove it okay more foodfood fight oh nobefore i even go beyond the initial title i know what that means it means food fight that means food gets mixed together that shouldn'tbe mixed togetherthose chocolate bars it is but it's funky fry and killer ketchup milk chocolate or toasty campfire smores iwas like that sounds amazingThat's bad for me if one good one?I guarantee you dude are you hearing to you you'll like this you're one of those freaky dudes?thanks baby you're one of those dudes that are like ohlet me put some tapatio on mypopcornit's a latina secret i gave you the secret and you is that dude is one of those people that puts like peanut butter onAn oreo no it's weird you're in hot cheetos is good though you're one of those people that's racist yeah it's good it's multi chocolatedoesn'tstick it up my nosewanna toast your touch your entire nosei'm my pew that is the nastyGuys, file okay if you're gonna puke don't go in there do it right there in front of the camera i'm gonna monetize itFucking my cheese get a ds?honestly it is the nastiest thing ever take it tastes like rotten food this is good i bet heknowsMaybe it is the one that i rub my nose in i'm not sure at this point i know noit's mine dude which one's the one i rub my nose inwait i'll just break offGenuinely took a bite i was like i chased the same thingBecause i didn't get it he did give me the one with this nose oh funnyalright this one is from joey no this one's from zoemullen night in plane all right that close zoe close enough what huh we won what is the tape on hereNo dude it's poop all i thought it said shoo happens no dude it's poop emojipoop candy are you trying to say first fine give it a shot, ohWhat that's a middle finger oh?this what is this oh this is a monkey and here is the poop emoji ready hmmnothat's cola ah it's cold yeahI was just to get here to eitheryou were worriedTo run over that whoa oh yeah!What's trying to drown up your acting's pretty close i usually go that's good yeah that right there is the dollar store playlist if youliked this video there's more videos where that came from right there in this video is the video that youtube thinks youspecifically will enjoy so consider checking it out cuz we made it just for you big shout out to sauron thing forsupporting this channelWhen you had the opportunityto when i had a patreon up patreon is no longer up but thank you for supporting us when you could muchappreciate it alright guys high five\n"