The Adventures of Mark and Johnny: A Journey Through the Hobo Camp

As we made our way to the hobo camp, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. The prospect of finding work and meeting new people was enticing, but the risk of getting into a brawl with some of the more... enthusiastic hobos was always present. "Hey hey, stop it, stop it, ship easy," I said to my friend, trying to lighten the mood. We had been traveling together for a while now, and I knew that our friendship could withstand even the most heated of arguments.

As we arrived at the camp, I was greeted by Samuel, who told us that he hadn't found any work recently. "It's a shame," he said, shaking his head. Mark, being the charismatic leader that he is, decided to take charge and offer his services. "Let's captivate you!" he exclaimed, trying out one of his famous punchlines. Unfortunately, it didn't quite land as planned, and we ended up with an awkward silence.

Just then, a woman approached us and introduced herself as the hobo king. She told us that she was there to foster a more familial atmosphere among the camp's residents and offered Mark a crown in exchange for his presence. Mark, being the humble guy that he is, accepted the offer and began to introduce himself as Johnny, the new King of the Hobo Camp.

As we chatted with the hobo king, I couldn't help but notice a strange notebook lying on the ground. It was filled with partially redacted nonsense and didn't make any sense at all. "What's up with these notebooks?" I asked her. She explained that they were used by hobos to convey messages to each other through a system of pictograms and symbols.

The hobo king also told us about her work on expanding the Hobo Code, a system used for communicating with other hobos in a more subtle way. She showed me some examples of the code, including letters that could be written unobtrusively on walls or carved into defense posts. I was fascinated by the complexity and ingenuity of this system.

As we continued to chat, I noticed a strange device sitting next to her on a nearby shelf. It was an old shoebox with some heavy metal reinforcements on it, which I later learned was a patchwork of metal scraps salvaged from various sources. The hobo king explained that it was used for broadcasting messages through a ham radio.

The device sparked my curiosity, and I asked the hobo king about its purpose. She told me that it had been used to communicate with other hobos in different parts of the country, using an old post office building as a makeshift radio station. "Liberty Radio" was the name of the broadcast, and it was a vital means of staying connected with other communities.

As we talked, I couldn't help but wonder what other secrets lay hidden within this camp. The hobo king seemed to be hiding something, and I found myself itching to learn more about her plans for Johnny's future. "What's going on in there?" I asked her, nodding towards the mysterious device.

The hobo king just smiled enigmatically and said that she would have to test my worthiness before divulging any information. She handed me a small notebook with some scribbled notes and told me to use it to decipher the Hobo Code. "I'm of course obliged to assist," she said, "but first, you must prove yourself worthy."

And so, I set out on a journey to unlock the secrets of the Hobo Code, accompanied by my friend Washi, who was an expert in microcryptography and had brought his trusty piano with him on foot. As we sat down to decipher the code, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. The world of hobos was full of mysteries and wonders, and I knew that our adventure was only just beginning.

The hobo king handed me another notebook, this one filled with strange symbols and markings. "This is for you," she said. "You'll need to use it to communicate with other hobos." I took the notebook, feeling a sense of responsibility wash over me. The game was on, and I was ready to play.

"Alright well anyway somehow I've run out another hour doing absolutely nothing I swear I started this episode by getting to the hobo camp and I'm back here again and I just now explored it but that's what this game's all about you find a lot of cool things to do and they all intersect in random weird ways so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments below and I'll get back to this real soon and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye"

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Shadows overloathing we just got done uh discovering actually that there's some dark deep entity that's trying to destroy everything here which is probably bad news but for some reason I'm excited about it so let's get back to wherever we're going I did have hot armor and I I think you need two one cold armor never mind maybe those cold armor oh I'll go there in a second I think there might have been cold armor in um the Cola Wars place are you Mark I'm John Smith uh how do you know my name uh wehobozer Italian little Community when someone's been helping us out word gets around well that's nice a little creepy but nice on balance why don't you come visit our camp we'd be glad to have you where is it well you just had down 12th Street till you see the lot where the old hardware store used to be and then you take a you know what this would be simpler if I just mark it on your map oh all right A D oh there it is all right but I need to pop in here because I need to see if there's cold armor oh yeah the grenade I forgot about that yeah screw all six of them two blew up in my face two out of six isn't bad I think I can still sell them in exchange for your research I'll give you oh how much of a discount 200 mean seems uh less like a discount more like a flat reward I just don't like doing arithmetic all right let's see what's for sale you got any cold armor ration cigarettes bad for you despite what the radio advertisements say whoa why is it dubious maybe that's because it might blow up in my face one in three chance that makes sense parmesan missile ooh culinary tactics yes so this one is not dubious it is for realsies but the unfortunate thing is I do not see any cold armor I also I'm always hesitant to sell anything mostly just because you never know when a random item will be useful in a random place you hear a wet oh expired cell C that's exactly what I'm talking about how would I even known that I was supposed to have that okay okay two more of those weird fish headed guys are rooting around the trash cans you don't think they're the same ones as before but since you're not usually familiar it's hard to be sure uh uh I mean I don't I didn't fight the other ones maybe there's something to be well that's handy hey oh it's you if it isn't Mark nice to see you it looks like that rumor you heard about hobo cam turned out to be on the level oh sure the old hobo code is pretty trustworthy as a general rule you're pretty good on that harmonica thanks you want to know my secret have only one Hobby and all the Time in the World to practice it all right what do we got here gab with Gabby anything inside here nope or my hands oh I'm off how in the hell did that happen hello two goblins wearing shorts with suspenders carrying you know those things marching band things they're like an upright harp except one except instead of strings they have metal xylophone bars what no I don't know those things anyway the Goblins are carrying those and they interrupt you hello what's up you're charging on official territory of the Glock cleansing am I I don't know what a glocklin is VR they're glocklins we both we are the toughest of three gangs in Ocean City I don't feel particularly threatened well that's totally incorrect I like your xylophones though xylophones is a glockenspiels have you ever oh glocklins ah I'm outraged I think we shall a mugging do all right I don't know how this is gonna go ah you're fine I didn't learn the other thing that I had to do the thing oh well who cares you're gonna buff you're gonna buff okay well that's not too bad uh flap slap foreign wow perfect for the heavily burdened music lover who doesn't have a hand free for a normal glockenspiel a glocklin mallet ball used to be part of a glockenspiel Mallet you can't make music with it anymore but you could still probably put someone's eye on right that's pretty good now I should be able to get through this cold which probably is going to be something either cool and or hilarious all right this is this is why you don't sell anything because you never know when you're gonna need the fishing rod is it gonna work please work this time you carefully fish the useful chemicals out from the middle of all the dangerous one how in the hell did I do that Solutions precipitous tinctures you bet got a little bit of everything in here how did I do that pretty flower growing out of this patch of Frosty Industrial Waste is probably a metaphor for something you don't understand Damien approximately nice junk ooh Mana charge Refrigeration coal if you can't figure out anything useful to do with it you could always just sell it well I won't do that if the factory is leaving you cold you could always leave it is and I'd like to I think all right back to the camp what did I just replace cufflinks mysticality technically don't I have a ranged weapon wouldn't that be something that I would want also why am I wouldn't why am I naked I'm very naked oh whoa 300 meat oh my God oh God I need to put that in the thing it's just wrong once per fight what does that even mean what does that even mean well I gotta find out what it is plus I gotta go back and D curse it anyway uh in particular you notice he's sitting on top of a mailbox he knows you too and extends xan for a handshake you realize I'm about 30 feet away oh it's across the street yeah but I can't leave the mailbox sometimes I ever grab my Curious nature but I'll ask anyway why can't you leave the mailbox come on over and I'll tell you all right oh hi I'm Marvin I'm Marvin I'm Mark what are you doing up there a stunt a stunt it doesn't seem particularly stunty here just sitting there yeah and I've been sitting here for seven months 15 days nine hours and 41 minutes to stop protesting attracting attention nope money contest bet nope feel like you really don't get the concept of a stunt and I guess not would you mind helping me out yeah yeah snackle cakes you want snackle cakes nobody other than you wanted to acquire the taste of powdered milk mixed with sawdust and the nails still in it because snackle Mills went out of business years ago yeah but the shelf life on those things is incredible it's what makes them so good for stun rations I got my Supply from here and grocery down the street all right hello knock who's there Mark Mark who Pierre that is weirdly specific tiny Tenny turn hmm Sylvia boy Johnny Adam mark change fine all right goodbye oh God do I want to go here right away so oh Gabby so are you new you are new in Ocean City your first time at it that's right what things have you got of it well to be honest with you it seems a little run down yes Gabby understands you it was much nicer before an economy happened lots of people very excited oh oh have you seen the boardwalk yet it's like a cat wearing pajamas has games there and a future teller wow I'm learning everything I'm going now goodbye hear hims I'll never get to where I was who are you you're not sure if the Lamppost is holding up the hobo or vice versa hi I'm what's up Dusty hey down there on the boardwalk but that didn't pan out why not well there's a fellow there running a game down there and I prefer not to step on his toes just a matter of professional courtesy you see and also because Carneys get real scary about that kind of thing and I ain't looking to be murdered anytime soon anyway I can help well that's real Connie I was thinking of looking for a different Corner can you spare a nickel for a cup of Joe and get my feet moving uh yeah there you go I am a good egg I'm a very good egg oh Emily lit tent teenage girl dressed as an old woman well that's strange tarot readings 50 mean these prices are outrageous you could buy sevens oh no no just thanks all right I'll get you in a second okay photographer if it's more bills here's my inbox uh you ain't the jumping Jehoshaphat baby wherever you been all my life that face that's exactly the face I've been looking for it's perfect thanks I've grown rather attached to it myself hey you're funny too baby I love you you're incredible listen to you know who I am Sonya roof says Tony Fiasco hat photographer that's right baby that's exactly right and soon I'm going to be the biggest half photographer in the world city know the country know the world I was right the first time but there's something I need first a face a portfolio and you know what I need before I got a portfolio huh a face your face baby well isn't this easy all you gotta do is stroll in here wearing a hat and all I gotta do is take a photograph of that hat and now we're both gonna be rich rich rich me with my portfolio and you with the 30 meter I'm gonna pay you for every picture oh well gotta be a different app though gotta be a different ad every time okay I ain't paying you for the same ad twice got it how about this hat what is that an uncursed Fedora perfect I love it oh man if only I'd gotten the curse Fedora I don't think it would have been possible to do that thanks for the me do I have any other hats no I thought I did but I don't test my everything oh wow every winner gets a prize but not everyone's a winner only 10 meat newcomers start off with something relatively easy all you have to do is guess my age throw dart and pop a balloon drive a nail into this board with one swing of a hammer okay yeah you aim the dart while winding up your arm for a hammer swing and squinting at the proprietor well you look about 38 but Eureka cigarette smoke so you Gaga I'm gonna say 34. nicely done right on the money is your prize meat shoes crab claws makes you walk like a crab hooray well I don't even have shoes oh why is that even a thing hello cooking for Health Medical manchego yes I'll take that hot hot hot hot okay goodbye let me get my other hat here stupid hat fish oh I got it I got a handful of cream cheese it's cream cheese in its least convenient form great that's good I'll keep fishing I guess you find an empty bag nearby that you can use to hold any fish you manage to reel in nice you caught a pinafore halibut you toss it in your fish sack you got an item fishing a sack ah did I catch the fish or did I catch the sack anyway I got I gotta fish in a sec I got a crusty ring one wet cigarette only Optics capable of giving you cancer in a tapeworm at the same time great nasty goo I'm gonna be here a while because I like oh it looks like you've caught everything oh or why I was why was I here I don't even remember why wasn't it Gabby Gabby didn't you want to be here Gabby why did we come here we need to go to Heroes hello this is Doughboy territory if you want to walk down the street you got to pay the toll what's the toll how about five knuckles I don't have five meat too bad all right fine let him beat me up sure oh oh man why did I let him beat me up hey wait a minute uh filthy trash can dig through it you know it baby ah a single shoe saves you the trouble of using both feet for walking check for a second one there isn't the second one fair enough okay all right all right bored looking hobo lounges against a wall of crepit building his little dog Muslims are suffering remember I'm looking for here in the grocery went out of business oh no when um you've been standing here that whole time what are you doing here um went for what some work some members remember I think you're gonna find any work here considering the store is pretty thoroughly closed I don't think you're gonna find a word hmm bigger Northern Star members it doesn't look to me like another Steward scope um it's me oh thank you good luck that's not okay Chrome RC I told you it was important oh goodbye oh he's dork dig through it yep lip balm okay huh an empty self unless no it's empty unless but wait oh wait what's this what what ah there's nothing unless unless sorry fine the register is empty unless you know someone who accepts mouse trap exam currency behind the counter uh invoice for a shipment from snackle Mills Factory which is marked as never having arrived the Factory's address is listed all right good oh Rusty tongs barbecue tongs oh that's kind of nice is it all to do about with barbecue is that all it is whoa that's a lot of more things than I thought it was holy crap okay snackle meals it is I forget what I was doing before but I've completely forgotten uh you look like someone who appreciates a fine pair of pants I don't I'm naked actually what does that even look like dude astute Discerning even dare I say Bruce precious perspicacious please put the definition of perspicacious is that something to do with perspiring I don't know I have never met anyone who dared to say that word before listen I've got a pair of pants here that is gonna knock your socks off I don't know if I want that he opens his case and pulls out a pair of slacks that are old stiff and shiny fish your eyes on these babies waxed slacks with these durable wax infused trousers grease will slide off you like grease off a duck's leg they're waxed guaranteed greaseproof and they're yours all right cool whoo and that's my rent for the month dealt with thanks pal Miss Brewster is a real stickler Miss Brewster yeah she runs the boarding house for that me and a bunch of other guys stay in whenever we're in town if you ever need a room you can do a lot worse Miss Brewster's home for traveling salesman I have a room but maybe I'll check it out getting so many locations I've barely done anything I've just got so many locations snuggle cakes the worst snack food ever developed okay oh that was easy can I have another no let me see what else is here loading doors slightly ajar but what about the front door uh uh I can open it looks like the abandoned Factory has been occupied by one of ocean City's various gangs of Street hoodlums namely the Doughboys they're hanging out here in the leather jackets and white aprons bragging about their sourdough starters and using rude words like Focaccia and Son of a brioche or they were until you made that huge racket getting in here now they're staring at you and also pointing knives at you and they're bread knives which are serrated so you really don't want to get stabbed with one oops all right don't mind me I don't have any material oh give give I think I do um I'll be all sneaky like oh they seem to be aware of me over here as well the Dough Boys are clearly less aggressive than other street gangs and that they're glaring at you and muttering angrily to each other instead of already having attacked you however it's also clear that you aren't getting passed in without a fight I'm gonna get past him with a fight oh well this might be a problem how I don't have any AOE abilities do I I'm gonna sling this at you decrease allary the Loafer's muscle mysticality and Moxie by 13. this is a bad idea usable this is a beer well I mean I gotta try it take that oh it didn't seem like that bad of an idea it seems actually pretty okay oh yeah I mean honestly this seems to be going swimmingly I don't know why anyone thought that was a bad idea Shadows overloathing all right goodbye oh they should call you too much soup because you just spoiled those Cooks I don't get it all right cool hi I killed your friends strange that this group of Doughboys didn't immediately attack you when you were roughing up the other of them maybe they don't like each other very much well I don't like them either ow all right I'm getting pretty strategic about combat but unfortunately he's got strength against my stank but not that much foreign about cursing people with the watch was seems to be working out pretty lovely in fact if I took away the curse I think that I wouldn't be able to fight as well this is just going swimmingly for me probably there definitely won't be any repercussions about this maybe I steal their soul and it'll be harder to cleanse the curse oh well you left those Doughboys in the dust I think it's flower I'm very funny I'm extremely funny unbelievable oh this must be the boss's office since it's the only office the leader of the Doughboys identifiable by the fact that he is a greasier hat and more rivets on his jackets than the other Doughboys if not by the fact that he's in a manager's office doesn't appear to notice you when you enter he appears to be focused on several large piles of wet bread dough lying on the ground around him all right I was just making sure I had my pants on the boss Doughboy has not taken notice of you yet he's probably not so density you can get any close to him hello what the what the hell are you what are you doing with all these piles of dough uh not this ain't business to use as I'm perfecting my recipe for bread Golems soon I'm gonna be running this town oh yeah you and what army me and my Army of red Gomes were you not listening I probably shouldn't let you get away with this you'll be lucky to get away with all your arms and legs rise my minions oh god oh hold on don't do it no not my bird my poor bird why are you so goddamn slow do you have to be that slow all right but what if but what if I hypnotize you this is that's what you get probably I think pretty sure that's what I want to do oh no it's probably totally fine slap him Gabby thank you Gabby oh ciabatta's pants goddamn man in Rich flower ever since the Avenue mass-produced magical flower the cost of fire insurance has skyrocketed all right I did it he's dead now forever do I watch shabata's plans yes I do thank you uh you gain 68 meat and Dough Baby recipe Quest item I don't think anybody's giving me that question all right let's get out of here Gabby this was quite a side quest that we went on nah can I go back to the it's got the same symbols on him interesting oh I remember what I didn't do I gotta go back to the boardwalk of so many things watch another location oh I'll get to it in a second because I didn't get my fortune told I didn't get my fortune all right I'll pay for a reading first guard tells us about where you've been oh my it's the 16 of seas what does that mean implies a piece of unfinished business in your history I see cows I don't remember anything like that second card is about where you are in the present Jack of loaves what deck are you using again the card indicates that you're in a fortune teller's tent can't argue with that last card tells the future six of plums I see your future I see great ER Danger I think it's Danger well that didn't help at all except for plums I guess would this be better than my Grammy spatula it's hot damage maybe that's good I'll give it a try okay well that was a waste of time we gotta go also go back to plunket street because we gotta decursify this thing that I've probably been randomly cursing people with and it's probably very bad to do such things so I'm gonna uncursify it snorts the pocket watch up into its Dome and begins a strange and Loud work the pocket watches pulled this way and that its ticks become and its talks becomes and it's three ands are forcibly bent back you swear you hear screams and then it's done hands now at 14 11 54. now that it's free of 10 it's just a boring regular watch if you think about it though being on time for things is kind of like a magical power all right want to project your Consciousness into it yeah why not your mind's eye you see the hands of a pocket watch spin back on themselves with jittery violence with each Revolution the face of the watch itself expands until it is larger than you and the building and the street your whole world lives in the blur of the fast running hands in which you see your life go by in Reverse time submarines turned along ship cities to Stone dwellings Cowboys to courtesians you're traveling faster and faster to the beginning of time itself in this no telling when this will ride will end I'm a dinosaur I'm a I'm a eat the no open the door with those two salad forks know you lack the opposable thumbs necessary to turn the door knob you're completely contained in here unless you can figure out how to open doors I don't even know what dexterity is I don't know anything about dexterity rare I won't why would I do that check for messages there's a no for you dinosaur no phone number hmm uh e open the door eat Jessica eat Charles eat Gabby you cat uh uh I don't really want to do those things um how about I break down this door oh you slap your prehistoric tummy against the wood but it doesn't even make a dent maybe that's why dinosaurs went extinct uh Game Boy ah oh I'm getting better can I eat the chessboard no no no no no no no no no I won't allow myself to be done in like this I am more than a dinosaur unstitch the rug eat phone well Mark attend thy temper I tried it no well maybe I shouldn't have done this damn it oh flip the dot was right there it was right there okay I open the doorknob oh I shouldn't have eaten the dots too late I gotta go back hold on let's try that again wait I can't undo what I did no no no no no I'm sorry there's nobody I can call anymore oh man it wasn't me I thought I could reset it no no wait I didn't eat Gabby wait whoa there us what's got y'all horns and rattles been dipping into the nose pane again Gabby doesn't talk like that sure is partner sure is I'm a dinosaur I'm the quickest draw on the west sure enough can you open the door I don't know never had ad for puzzles got me right funkified I didn't eat what what strangeness of flixie never mind for the sun Transit The Horizon and I grow ever more ever the more in the need of a size systems can you open these doors curious sir for I do not believe those doors to be locked well what do I know and thou will find in the telephone table hither a key to satisfied I need okay so I'm not eating them eat that table your stomach is bigger than your brain and you Devour the entire table in a few quick bites the key to the door now lies safe and sound in your dinosaur stomach ah easy does it baby we're all hungry I'm a dinosaur door what's that Greta garbled please tell me this isn't gonna eat the cat oh thank goodness ah hey kitty kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty fine well now I'm confused real groovy pocket watch you got there Mark I like the way it tick tick ticks you understand me yes a lot of power in that timepiece a lot of power would you make a promise to me baby would you promise not to throw that power away a lot of good can be done with that groovy power baby Charles doesn't call me baby I hear you kitty cat what do you say kitty cat will you do me a promise promise not to throw away the groovy power in that timepiece ah I don't know about that uh uh maybe it's the only thing I have left yeah let's do it all right Shake on it we're shaking you fool you fool all right you can't relate travel long die Don capitas claws making only minor holes in the pages well now I have eight add to the list sounds card level help on the doc chalkboard well I have 10 now right don't I sign my name oh thank you open door oh hi hello so we needed last with I looking the older man though you are far older than I shall ever be but I never saw this room before we are the alpha and the Omega you the beginning of time and nights and will you walk with me dear friend to watch the death of our world in the birth of another all right oh oh it's upgraded the curse is lifted time is in its rightful home and you no longer have a tail I wish I had a tail me too sometime all right well uh I guess I did it Charles seems preoccupied to keep checking his pockets lose something misplace a Chuck key to my drill what's a Chuck key Chuckie it's a twisty thing for tightening the chuck on a drill kind of gotten far all right there's a button on your map labeled wander I just gotta wander okay wander Operator Operator get my worthless son on the line I'm not a payphone that's what the last payphone said and I'm not buying it let me talk to my for sure son I'm sorry sir the line is busy please try again probably gabbling with one of his floozy girlfriends okay as you're walking past one of ocean City's many disused public urinals you notice that one's been filled up with ice cubes as you investigate further for some reason you notice that one of them isn't in the Ice Cube at all but it is a frozen Rock I am a psychogeologist I think you wipe all the rock off examine and then pound it into flakes I got Frosty flakes it's like snow but in flake form why did I do that I'm gonna go back to Plunkett street because I there's so many things that I have yet to do and I have not done and I'm so in the middle of everything that I don't even remember where I was I own this place now you find Oliver ah yeah I don't like the sound of that Oliver is gone the handoff went extremely bad badly yeah that too you go over the events fancy Dan makes a variety of faces at various points in your story because fancy Dan is a good listener show him the deed Oliver was carrying this says here that ownership of the Speakeasy is automatically transferred to whoever has physical possession of this deed is that legal no this is legal oh yeah I guess you're my new boss baby let's have one drink to more than the old one ah good idea I guess we ought to change the name's Place well Oliver's place is no longer Oliver's place I suppose that's right got any ideas well you could go traditional just call it Mark's Place or something hip like the purple door or something incisive and avant-garde I don't know no bless oblige uh I'm gonna call mumfler's rest in respect of mumpler thumperdink who I have not forgotten I just happened to forget the name when I was starting this but it's different people I wouldn't know yeah oh wait no Thumper dinks drink I almost made the worst mistake I possibly could thumperdincks drink my God to business we make the beer in-house so that's safe but we're out of everything else and based on your story I say the stuff at the factory isn't safe to use if you can find booze or mixers or garnishes bring it back here any idea where to get started check with Barnaby milky-eyed sought it's that guy nose for news in a sixth sense for Booze you might know where you can find what you're looking for can I have a beer thanks thank you so how about this Batoon hey your Splatoon is kind of inconvenient nah nah baby that's platoon isn't for spitting in it's gone out of style now the mass produced cigarettes are readily available anyway that's a Bonafide historical artifact hold on really that's right belonged to a famous Adventurer from Frisco just before the turn of the century who nobody's exactly sure a lot of people think it belonged to Muffler humperdink it's a strong Theory because if there's one thing we know about that cat it's that he loved spittoons but other people say it belong to a fella by the name a thornlione and a whole lot of other people claim it belonged to a whole lot of other people but there's one thing we know for sure about this spatoon whoever's it was they didn't use it for spitting into they wore it as a hat what yeah gross right they sure got into some weird stuff back then yeah weird very weird can I have it can I have it can I have that have the Hat can I have a Barnaby here you go this still do its Essence a lake is just a valley abandoned they try but they'll never damn up the flow I get it I I understand what this is all about I understand okay um well thanks all so much for being here at bumperding strength I do appreciate all of you that is a weird coincidence does it remember your last save does it remember the achievements you've made or did they actually put mumpler thumperdink in here oh it'd be very very sweet of them God I'm so behind Marvin wrote Oh I need to wander oh what your path unexpectedly blocked by a huge pile of junk a broken down car busted lamp post to couch with a Springs poking out of it and a wide variety of other assorted trash what happened here oh Gabby has a memory of it there was an accident a couple weeks ago that car had a tire break and smashed on the lamp post that explains the car on a lamp post but why are they still here and what's with the other junk City trash takeaways are all contractors now a new wine to pay for it nobody so the car Waits there and people put junk there because that's the place where junk is Gabby you're talking really succinctly no no not in the street that's I'll go around it that's dangerous look at the Lamppost for what a car can do well sure but the traffic isn't bad right now and hair it's not any problem Gabby starts picking up junk and snacking it out of the way clearing the path thanks Gabby but it's not really Eve ha with the mighty show of Gabby knocks a red car over on his side Brussels it into a parking spot wow Gabby sure showed that car where a car goes have his muscle increased by one great note to self don't piss off Gabby hey here's your I finally found some here you go expert sitter you're so good at sitting down that you make it look even easier than a normal does thanks I don't know how you granted me with that but that's pretty cool thank you for that I appreciate it I still need to wander I don't know if I need to wander from oh never mind I got it oh a thin nervous looking man in a suit stops you excuse me sir do you fear for your safety in this dangerous city full of hoodlums and criminals well I didn't until you said that then it's a good thing you met me I have the solution right here oh what are you selling he holds up a small case and opens it displaying a selection of the tiniest pistols you've ever seen derringers with one of these up your sleeve in your soccer wherever you can think to hide it personal self-defense is right at your fingertips are concealed pistols legal in the state what probably sure uh how much 30 meat I mean it's a pretty good deal I won't regret I hey it's not a bad deal all right here's your dumb Chuck Charles where'd you find it under a bush all right well that's all there's why am I glittering why am I glowing well no time to think about that right now I need to go see if there's any more I can buy here um helmet that's a hat that's technically a hat that is technically also a hat this was apparently important for something I don't know why smelling salts sure sardines okay Spork sure grenade yes all right I'm good I do love a bugle though I'll get it why not hey you want to buy some I have a I have some fish I got fish somewhere here fish you want fish there you go okay but now I can get more money because if I go back to the boardwalk and I wear my other hats then I'll be able to get all the meat I need Abby takes a piece of candy out of her person tosses it in her mouth and holds the first to you want one sure thanks I guess I did hear somewhere the Goblins processed sugar really effectively and don't need as many vitamins as humans jealous actually that would be dope I love candy ah gas mask hello wow wow you're welcome and helmet there you go I like this this is a good job but I like my fedori all right now with that out of the way where the hell was I I God I was at the hobo Camp huh it's an unusual sight for glocklins are playing their glockenspiels while doing some kind of traditional folk dance it involves a lot of skipping and hopping and turning around in a square with precise timing so they aren't paying any attention to you or anyone else really yeah join in way but you definitely don't know the steps and would only cause chaos oh damn it it'll be simpler just to attack them since a brawl would probably result anyway fine hey hey stop it stop it ship easy and okay easy enough I'm getting better at the combat also it's not on hard so it's totally fine all right the hobo Camp guess what we're back guys we made it here hi Samuel how's it going good morning are we able to find any work that's a shame let's captivating you I don't suppose any chance of a punch line where you really suddenly say something really elaborate and completely understandable okay goodbye uh Gabby Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie okay hello you must be the hobo king crown gave it away I presume yep well you're absolutely correct I'm the hobo King though to foster a more familial Heir I permanent size subjects call me Johnny next to me you Johnny I'm Mark what can I do for you got a question where you from Hoboken of course you are don't touch that telephone really use only this phone isn't actually connected to anything don't let it hear you say that okay why did I come here all right I'm coming in here you haven't seen one of these in ages whatever it is one thing these notebooks have in common is that you don't understand any of them bewildering a way of array of partially redacted nonsense you don't even understand the titles of your books music hello oh hello you must be new here I don't think I've seen you around my name is Mark pleased to meet you I'm letters McCabe is there anything I can assist you why do they call you letters expert in microcryptography AKA hobo code what's that system a pictographic elements that can be written unobtrusively on walls or carved in defense posts Etc they're traditionally used by Hobo's sleep messages for other hobos to Mark a house where the occupants are charitable for instance or to warn of a vicious guard dog that sort of thing I'm working on expanding the system for more General communicating purposes that's pretty interesting I actually didn't know about that uh what's the book you're reading from hobo code manual uh teach me the basics okay thank you because there are some letters out there that I've seen already was the stuff in the room stuff is a little overboard uh point to anything and I'll be informative okay what is this uh what's the machine Naval radio CR and crypt okay whatever I'm just gonna gloss over these uh what's this shoebox old shoes you're welcome heavy boots hand-me-down boots but they've been passed from hobo to hobo for Generations probably about 50 pounds of metal reinforcements on them by now heavy boots I don't know if that's exactly what that is but all right desktop radio it's a deal it's a ham radio what's it for listen to stuff about ham all right what's they're saying tell a type machine we salvaged when they shut down one of the local post office for cutbacks patches in the local Telegraph so we can communicate with some of the other hobo communities heavy duty equipment not Liberty to discuss the details quite important if Johnny's plans are going to come to fruition I'll talk to Johnny about that hey Johnny what the hell is going on in there secret plan mine divulge alone so will you divulge you're practically a stranger here I apologize but I can't ah you teach me some hobo oh according to the hobo hobo code code I'm of course obliged to assist but first let me test you convince me of your worthiness I don't even know how to be a witch How would how how do I bewitch I don't understand grub oh hello hi they call me 52 teeth Thompson or just 52 for short is that because of the 52 white keys on a piano nope hobo arpeggio ah piano I brought this baby with me on foot how well it took a few trips that didn't answer any questions due to supply chain difficulty to grab cars currently bring your own grub condiments are still available all right hello folks call me Washi by the way hi Washi all right hobo code all right hobo code thank you for the hobo code shut eye shouldn't mess around here clunk Clank Clank clunk shouldn't mess around here client clunk stank Stomp all right well anyway somehow I've run out another hour doing absolutely nothing I swear I started this episode by getting to the hobo camp and I'm back here again and I just now explored it but that's what this game's all about you find a lot of cool things to do and they all intersect in random weird ways so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments below and I'll get back to this real soon and as always I will see you in the next video bye-byehello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Shadows overloathing we just got done uh discovering actually that there's some dark deep entity that's trying to destroy everything here which is probably bad news but for some reason I'm excited about it so let's get back to wherever we're going I did have hot armor and I I think you need two one cold armor never mind maybe those cold armor oh I'll go there in a second I think there might have been cold armor in um the Cola Wars place are you Mark I'm John Smith uh how do you know my name uh wehobozer Italian little Community when someone's been helping us out word gets around well that's nice a little creepy but nice on balance why don't you come visit our camp we'd be glad to have you where is it well you just had down 12th Street till you see the lot where the old hardware store used to be and then you take a you know what this would be simpler if I just mark it on your map oh all right A D oh there it is all right but I need to pop in here because I need to see if there's cold armor oh yeah the grenade I forgot about that yeah screw all six of them two blew up in my face two out of six isn't bad I think I can still sell them in exchange for your research I'll give you oh how much of a discount 200 mean seems uh less like a discount more like a flat reward I just don't like doing arithmetic all right let's see what's for sale you got any cold armor ration cigarettes bad for you despite what the radio advertisements say whoa why is it dubious maybe that's because it might blow up in my face one in three chance that makes sense parmesan missile ooh culinary tactics yes so this one is not dubious it is for realsies but the unfortunate thing is I do not see any cold armor I also I'm always hesitant to sell anything mostly just because you never know when a random item will be useful in a random place you hear a wet oh expired cell C that's exactly what I'm talking about how would I even known that I was supposed to have that okay okay two more of those weird fish headed guys are rooting around the trash cans you don't think they're the same ones as before but since you're not usually familiar it's hard to be sure uh uh I mean I don't I didn't fight the other ones maybe there's something to be well that's handy hey oh it's you if it isn't Mark nice to see you it looks like that rumor you heard about hobo cam turned out to be on the level oh sure the old hobo code is pretty trustworthy as a general rule you're pretty good on that harmonica thanks you want to know my secret have only one Hobby and all the Time in the World to practice it all right what do we got here gab with Gabby anything inside here nope or my hands oh I'm off how in the hell did that happen hello two goblins wearing shorts with suspenders carrying you know those things marching band things they're like an upright harp except one except instead of strings they have metal xylophone bars what no I don't know those things anyway the Goblins are carrying those and they interrupt you hello what's up you're charging on official territory of the Glock cleansing am I I don't know what a glocklin is VR they're glocklins we both we are the toughest of three gangs in Ocean City I don't feel particularly threatened well that's totally incorrect I like your xylophones though xylophones is a glockenspiels have you ever oh glocklins ah I'm outraged I think we shall a mugging do all right I don't know how this is gonna go ah you're fine I didn't learn the other thing that I had to do the thing oh well who cares you're gonna buff you're gonna buff okay well that's not too bad uh flap slap foreign wow perfect for the heavily burdened music lover who doesn't have a hand free for a normal glockenspiel a glocklin mallet ball used to be part of a glockenspiel Mallet you can't make music with it anymore but you could still probably put someone's eye on right that's pretty good now I should be able to get through this cold which probably is going to be something either cool and or hilarious all right this is this is why you don't sell anything because you never know when you're gonna need the fishing rod is it gonna work please work this time you carefully fish the useful chemicals out from the middle of all the dangerous one how in the hell did I do that Solutions precipitous tinctures you bet got a little bit of everything in here how did I do that pretty flower growing out of this patch of Frosty Industrial Waste is probably a metaphor for something you don't understand Damien approximately nice junk ooh Mana charge Refrigeration coal if you can't figure out anything useful to do with it you could always just sell it well I won't do that if the factory is leaving you cold you could always leave it is and I'd like to I think all right back to the camp what did I just replace cufflinks mysticality technically don't I have a ranged weapon wouldn't that be something that I would want also why am I wouldn't why am I naked I'm very naked oh whoa 300 meat oh my God oh God I need to put that in the thing it's just wrong once per fight what does that even mean what does that even mean well I gotta find out what it is plus I gotta go back and D curse it anyway uh in particular you notice he's sitting on top of a mailbox he knows you too and extends xan for a handshake you realize I'm about 30 feet away oh it's across the street yeah but I can't leave the mailbox sometimes I ever grab my Curious nature but I'll ask anyway why can't you leave the mailbox come on over and I'll tell you all right oh hi I'm Marvin I'm Marvin I'm Mark what are you doing up there a stunt a stunt it doesn't seem particularly stunty here just sitting there yeah and I've been sitting here for seven months 15 days nine hours and 41 minutes to stop protesting attracting attention nope money contest bet nope feel like you really don't get the concept of a stunt and I guess not would you mind helping me out yeah yeah snackle cakes you want snackle cakes nobody other than you wanted to acquire the taste of powdered milk mixed with sawdust and the nails still in it because snackle Mills went out of business years ago yeah but the shelf life on those things is incredible it's what makes them so good for stun rations I got my Supply from here and grocery down the street all right hello knock who's there Mark Mark who Pierre that is weirdly specific tiny Tenny turn hmm Sylvia boy Johnny Adam mark change fine all right goodbye oh God do I want to go here right away so oh Gabby so are you new you are new in Ocean City your first time at it that's right what things have you got of it well to be honest with you it seems a little run down yes Gabby understands you it was much nicer before an economy happened lots of people very excited oh oh have you seen the boardwalk yet it's like a cat wearing pajamas has games there and a future teller wow I'm learning everything I'm going now goodbye hear hims I'll never get to where I was who are you you're not sure if the Lamppost is holding up the hobo or vice versa hi I'm what's up Dusty hey down there on the boardwalk but that didn't pan out why not well there's a fellow there running a game down there and I prefer not to step on his toes just a matter of professional courtesy you see and also because Carneys get real scary about that kind of thing and I ain't looking to be murdered anytime soon anyway I can help well that's real Connie I was thinking of looking for a different Corner can you spare a nickel for a cup of Joe and get my feet moving uh yeah there you go I am a good egg I'm a very good egg oh Emily lit tent teenage girl dressed as an old woman well that's strange tarot readings 50 mean these prices are outrageous you could buy sevens oh no no just thanks all right I'll get you in a second okay photographer if it's more bills here's my inbox uh you ain't the jumping Jehoshaphat baby wherever you been all my life that face that's exactly the face I've been looking for it's perfect thanks I've grown rather attached to it myself hey you're funny too baby I love you you're incredible listen to you know who I am Sonya roof says Tony Fiasco hat photographer that's right baby that's exactly right and soon I'm going to be the biggest half photographer in the world city know the country know the world I was right the first time but there's something I need first a face a portfolio and you know what I need before I got a portfolio huh a face your face baby well isn't this easy all you gotta do is stroll in here wearing a hat and all I gotta do is take a photograph of that hat and now we're both gonna be rich rich rich me with my portfolio and you with the 30 meter I'm gonna pay you for every picture oh well gotta be a different app though gotta be a different ad every time okay I ain't paying you for the same ad twice got it how about this hat what is that an uncursed Fedora perfect I love it oh man if only I'd gotten the curse Fedora I don't think it would have been possible to do that thanks for the me do I have any other hats no I thought I did but I don't test my everything oh wow every winner gets a prize but not everyone's a winner only 10 meat newcomers start off with something relatively easy all you have to do is guess my age throw dart and pop a balloon drive a nail into this board with one swing of a hammer okay yeah you aim the dart while winding up your arm for a hammer swing and squinting at the proprietor well you look about 38 but Eureka cigarette smoke so you Gaga I'm gonna say 34. nicely done right on the money is your prize meat shoes crab claws makes you walk like a crab hooray well I don't even have shoes oh why is that even a thing hello cooking for Health Medical manchego yes I'll take that hot hot hot hot okay goodbye let me get my other hat here stupid hat fish oh I got it I got a handful of cream cheese it's cream cheese in its least convenient form great that's good I'll keep fishing I guess you find an empty bag nearby that you can use to hold any fish you manage to reel in nice you caught a pinafore halibut you toss it in your fish sack you got an item fishing a sack ah did I catch the fish or did I catch the sack anyway I got I gotta fish in a sec I got a crusty ring one wet cigarette only Optics capable of giving you cancer in a tapeworm at the same time great nasty goo I'm gonna be here a while because I like oh it looks like you've caught everything oh or why I was why was I here I don't even remember why wasn't it Gabby Gabby didn't you want to be here Gabby why did we come here we need to go to Heroes hello this is Doughboy territory if you want to walk down the street you got to pay the toll what's the toll how about five knuckles I don't have five meat too bad all right fine let him beat me up sure oh oh man why did I let him beat me up hey wait a minute uh filthy trash can dig through it you know it baby ah a single shoe saves you the trouble of using both feet for walking check for a second one there isn't the second one fair enough okay all right all right bored looking hobo lounges against a wall of crepit building his little dog Muslims are suffering remember I'm looking for here in the grocery went out of business oh no when um you've been standing here that whole time what are you doing here um went for what some work some members remember I think you're gonna find any work here considering the store is pretty thoroughly closed I don't think you're gonna find a word hmm bigger Northern Star members it doesn't look to me like another Steward scope um it's me oh thank you good luck that's not okay Chrome RC I told you it was important oh goodbye oh he's dork dig through it yep lip balm okay huh an empty self unless no it's empty unless but wait oh wait what's this what what ah there's nothing unless unless sorry fine the register is empty unless you know someone who accepts mouse trap exam currency behind the counter uh invoice for a shipment from snackle Mills Factory which is marked as never having arrived the Factory's address is listed all right good oh Rusty tongs barbecue tongs oh that's kind of nice is it all to do about with barbecue is that all it is whoa that's a lot of more things than I thought it was holy crap okay snackle meals it is I forget what I was doing before but I've completely forgotten uh you look like someone who appreciates a fine pair of pants I don't I'm naked actually what does that even look like dude astute Discerning even dare I say Bruce precious perspicacious please put the definition of perspicacious is that something to do with perspiring I don't know I have never met anyone who dared to say that word before listen I've got a pair of pants here that is gonna knock your socks off I don't know if I want that he opens his case and pulls out a pair of slacks that are old stiff and shiny fish your eyes on these babies waxed slacks with these durable wax infused trousers grease will slide off you like grease off a duck's leg they're waxed guaranteed greaseproof and they're yours all right cool whoo and that's my rent for the month dealt with thanks pal Miss Brewster is a real stickler Miss Brewster yeah she runs the boarding house for that me and a bunch of other guys stay in whenever we're in town if you ever need a room you can do a lot worse Miss Brewster's home for traveling salesman I have a room but maybe I'll check it out getting so many locations I've barely done anything I've just got so many locations snuggle cakes the worst snack food ever developed okay oh that was easy can I have another no let me see what else is here loading doors slightly ajar but what about the front door uh uh I can open it looks like the abandoned Factory has been occupied by one of ocean City's various gangs of Street hoodlums namely the Doughboys they're hanging out here in the leather jackets and white aprons bragging about their sourdough starters and using rude words like Focaccia and Son of a brioche or they were until you made that huge racket getting in here now they're staring at you and also pointing knives at you and they're bread knives which are serrated so you really don't want to get stabbed with one oops all right don't mind me I don't have any material oh give give I think I do um I'll be all sneaky like oh they seem to be aware of me over here as well the Dough Boys are clearly less aggressive than other street gangs and that they're glaring at you and muttering angrily to each other instead of already having attacked you however it's also clear that you aren't getting passed in without a fight I'm gonna get past him with a fight oh well this might be a problem how I don't have any AOE abilities do I I'm gonna sling this at you decrease allary the Loafer's muscle mysticality and Moxie by 13. this is a bad idea usable this is a beer well I mean I gotta try it take that oh it didn't seem like that bad of an idea it seems actually pretty okay oh yeah I mean honestly this seems to be going swimmingly I don't know why anyone thought that was a bad idea Shadows overloathing all right goodbye oh they should call you too much soup because you just spoiled those Cooks I don't get it all right cool hi I killed your friends strange that this group of Doughboys didn't immediately attack you when you were roughing up the other of them maybe they don't like each other very much well I don't like them either ow all right I'm getting pretty strategic about combat but unfortunately he's got strength against my stank but not that much foreign about cursing people with the watch was seems to be working out pretty lovely in fact if I took away the curse I think that I wouldn't be able to fight as well this is just going swimmingly for me probably there definitely won't be any repercussions about this maybe I steal their soul and it'll be harder to cleanse the curse oh well you left those Doughboys in the dust I think it's flower I'm very funny I'm extremely funny unbelievable oh this must be the boss's office since it's the only office the leader of the Doughboys identifiable by the fact that he is a greasier hat and more rivets on his jackets than the other Doughboys if not by the fact that he's in a manager's office doesn't appear to notice you when you enter he appears to be focused on several large piles of wet bread dough lying on the ground around him all right I was just making sure I had my pants on the boss Doughboy has not taken notice of you yet he's probably not so density you can get any close to him hello what the what the hell are you what are you doing with all these piles of dough uh not this ain't business to use as I'm perfecting my recipe for bread Golems soon I'm gonna be running this town oh yeah you and what army me and my Army of red Gomes were you not listening I probably shouldn't let you get away with this you'll be lucky to get away with all your arms and legs rise my minions oh god oh hold on don't do it no not my bird my poor bird why are you so goddamn slow do you have to be that slow all right but what if but what if I hypnotize you this is that's what you get probably I think pretty sure that's what I want to do oh no it's probably totally fine slap him Gabby thank you Gabby oh ciabatta's pants goddamn man in Rich flower ever since the Avenue mass-produced magical flower the cost of fire insurance has skyrocketed all right I did it he's dead now forever do I watch shabata's plans yes I do thank you uh you gain 68 meat and Dough Baby recipe Quest item I don't think anybody's giving me that question all right let's get out of here Gabby this was quite a side quest that we went on nah can I go back to the it's got the same symbols on him interesting oh I remember what I didn't do I gotta go back to the boardwalk of so many things watch another location oh I'll get to it in a second because I didn't get my fortune told I didn't get my fortune all right I'll pay for a reading first guard tells us about where you've been oh my it's the 16 of seas what does that mean implies a piece of unfinished business in your history I see cows I don't remember anything like that second card is about where you are in the present Jack of loaves what deck are you using again the card indicates that you're in a fortune teller's tent can't argue with that last card tells the future six of plums I see your future I see great ER Danger I think it's Danger well that didn't help at all except for plums I guess would this be better than my Grammy spatula it's hot damage maybe that's good I'll give it a try okay well that was a waste of time we gotta go also go back to plunket street because we gotta decursify this thing that I've probably been randomly cursing people with and it's probably very bad to do such things so I'm gonna uncursify it snorts the pocket watch up into its Dome and begins a strange and Loud work the pocket watches pulled this way and that its ticks become and its talks becomes and it's three ands are forcibly bent back you swear you hear screams and then it's done hands now at 14 11 54. now that it's free of 10 it's just a boring regular watch if you think about it though being on time for things is kind of like a magical power all right want to project your Consciousness into it yeah why not your mind's eye you see the hands of a pocket watch spin back on themselves with jittery violence with each Revolution the face of the watch itself expands until it is larger than you and the building and the street your whole world lives in the blur of the fast running hands in which you see your life go by in Reverse time submarines turned along ship cities to Stone dwellings Cowboys to courtesians you're traveling faster and faster to the beginning of time itself in this no telling when this will ride will end I'm a dinosaur I'm a I'm a eat the no open the door with those two salad forks know you lack the opposable thumbs necessary to turn the door knob you're completely contained in here unless you can figure out how to open doors I don't even know what dexterity is I don't know anything about dexterity rare I won't why would I do that check for messages there's a no for you dinosaur no phone number hmm uh e open the door eat Jessica eat Charles eat Gabby you cat uh uh I don't really want to do those things um how about I break down this door oh you slap your prehistoric tummy against the wood but it doesn't even make a dent maybe that's why dinosaurs went extinct uh Game Boy ah oh I'm getting better can I eat the chessboard no no no no no no no no no I won't allow myself to be done in like this I am more than a dinosaur unstitch the rug eat phone well Mark attend thy temper I tried it no well maybe I shouldn't have done this damn it oh flip the dot was right there it was right there okay I open the doorknob oh I shouldn't have eaten the dots too late I gotta go back hold on let's try that again wait I can't undo what I did no no no no no I'm sorry there's nobody I can call anymore oh man it wasn't me I thought I could reset it no no wait I didn't eat Gabby wait whoa there us what's got y'all horns and rattles been dipping into the nose pane again Gabby doesn't talk like that sure is partner sure is I'm a dinosaur I'm the quickest draw on the west sure enough can you open the door I don't know never had ad for puzzles got me right funkified I didn't eat what what strangeness of flixie never mind for the sun Transit The Horizon and I grow ever more ever the more in the need of a size systems can you open these doors curious sir for I do not believe those doors to be locked well what do I know and thou will find in the telephone table hither a key to satisfied I need okay so I'm not eating them eat that table your stomach is bigger than your brain and you Devour the entire table in a few quick bites the key to the door now lies safe and sound in your dinosaur stomach ah easy does it baby we're all hungry I'm a dinosaur door what's that Greta garbled please tell me this isn't gonna eat the cat oh thank goodness ah hey kitty kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty fine well now I'm confused real groovy pocket watch you got there Mark I like the way it tick tick ticks you understand me yes a lot of power in that timepiece a lot of power would you make a promise to me baby would you promise not to throw that power away a lot of good can be done with that groovy power baby Charles doesn't call me baby I hear you kitty cat what do you say kitty cat will you do me a promise promise not to throw away the groovy power in that timepiece ah I don't know about that uh uh maybe it's the only thing I have left yeah let's do it all right Shake on it we're shaking you fool you fool all right you can't relate travel long die Don capitas claws making only minor holes in the pages well now I have eight add to the list sounds card level help on the doc chalkboard well I have 10 now right don't I sign my name oh thank you open door oh hi hello so we needed last with I looking the older man though you are far older than I shall ever be but I never saw this room before we are the alpha and the Omega you the beginning of time and nights and will you walk with me dear friend to watch the death of our world in the birth of another all right oh oh it's upgraded the curse is lifted time is in its rightful home and you no longer have a tail I wish I had a tail me too sometime all right well uh I guess I did it Charles seems preoccupied to keep checking his pockets lose something misplace a Chuck key to my drill what's a Chuck key Chuckie it's a twisty thing for tightening the chuck on a drill kind of gotten far all right there's a button on your map labeled wander I just gotta wander okay wander Operator Operator get my worthless son on the line I'm not a payphone that's what the last payphone said and I'm not buying it let me talk to my for sure son I'm sorry sir the line is busy please try again probably gabbling with one of his floozy girlfriends okay as you're walking past one of ocean City's many disused public urinals you notice that one's been filled up with ice cubes as you investigate further for some reason you notice that one of them isn't in the Ice Cube at all but it is a frozen Rock I am a psychogeologist I think you wipe all the rock off examine and then pound it into flakes I got Frosty flakes it's like snow but in flake form why did I do that I'm gonna go back to Plunkett street because I there's so many things that I have yet to do and I have not done and I'm so in the middle of everything that I don't even remember where I was I own this place now you find Oliver ah yeah I don't like the sound of that Oliver is gone the handoff went extremely bad badly yeah that too you go over the events fancy Dan makes a variety of faces at various points in your story because fancy Dan is a good listener show him the deed Oliver was carrying this says here that ownership of the Speakeasy is automatically transferred to whoever has physical possession of this deed is that legal no this is legal oh yeah I guess you're my new boss baby let's have one drink to more than the old one ah good idea I guess we ought to change the name's Place well Oliver's place is no longer Oliver's place I suppose that's right got any ideas well you could go traditional just call it Mark's Place or something hip like the purple door or something incisive and avant-garde I don't know no bless oblige uh I'm gonna call mumfler's rest in respect of mumpler thumperdink who I have not forgotten I just happened to forget the name when I was starting this but it's different people I wouldn't know yeah oh wait no Thumper dinks drink I almost made the worst mistake I possibly could thumperdincks drink my God to business we make the beer in-house so that's safe but we're out of everything else and based on your story I say the stuff at the factory isn't safe to use if you can find booze or mixers or garnishes bring it back here any idea where to get started check with Barnaby milky-eyed sought it's that guy nose for news in a sixth sense for Booze you might know where you can find what you're looking for can I have a beer thanks thank you so how about this Batoon hey your Splatoon is kind of inconvenient nah nah baby that's platoon isn't for spitting in it's gone out of style now the mass produced cigarettes are readily available anyway that's a Bonafide historical artifact hold on really that's right belonged to a famous Adventurer from Frisco just before the turn of the century who nobody's exactly sure a lot of people think it belonged to Muffler humperdink it's a strong Theory because if there's one thing we know about that cat it's that he loved spittoons but other people say it belong to a fella by the name a thornlione and a whole lot of other people claim it belonged to a whole lot of other people but there's one thing we know for sure about this spatoon whoever's it was they didn't use it for spitting into they wore it as a hat what yeah gross right they sure got into some weird stuff back then yeah weird very weird can I have it can I have it can I have that have the Hat can I have a Barnaby here you go this still do its Essence a lake is just a valley abandoned they try but they'll never damn up the flow I get it I I understand what this is all about I understand okay um well thanks all so much for being here at bumperding strength I do appreciate all of you that is a weird coincidence does it remember your last save does it remember the achievements you've made or did they actually put mumpler thumperdink in here oh it'd be very very sweet of them God I'm so behind Marvin wrote Oh I need to wander oh what your path unexpectedly blocked by a huge pile of junk a broken down car busted lamp post to couch with a Springs poking out of it and a wide variety of other assorted trash what happened here oh Gabby has a memory of it there was an accident a couple weeks ago that car had a tire break and smashed on the lamp post that explains the car on a lamp post but why are they still here and what's with the other junk City trash takeaways are all contractors now a new wine to pay for it nobody so the car Waits there and people put junk there because that's the place where junk is Gabby you're talking really succinctly no no not in the street that's I'll go around it that's dangerous look at the Lamppost for what a car can do well sure but the traffic isn't bad right now and hair it's not any problem Gabby starts picking up junk and snacking it out of the way clearing the path thanks Gabby but it's not really Eve ha with the mighty show of Gabby knocks a red car over on his side Brussels it into a parking spot wow Gabby sure showed that car where a car goes have his muscle increased by one great note to self don't piss off Gabby hey here's your I finally found some here you go expert sitter you're so good at sitting down that you make it look even easier than a normal does thanks I don't know how you granted me with that but that's pretty cool thank you for that I appreciate it I still need to wander I don't know if I need to wander from oh never mind I got it oh a thin nervous looking man in a suit stops you excuse me sir do you fear for your safety in this dangerous city full of hoodlums and criminals well I didn't until you said that then it's a good thing you met me I have the solution right here oh what are you selling he holds up a small case and opens it displaying a selection of the tiniest pistols you've ever seen derringers with one of these up your sleeve in your soccer wherever you can think to hide it personal self-defense is right at your fingertips are concealed pistols legal in the state what probably sure uh how much 30 meat I mean it's a pretty good deal I won't regret I hey it's not a bad deal all right here's your dumb Chuck Charles where'd you find it under a bush all right well that's all there's why am I glittering why am I glowing well no time to think about that right now I need to go see if there's any more I can buy here um helmet that's a hat that's technically a hat that is technically also a hat this was apparently important for something I don't know why smelling salts sure sardines okay Spork sure grenade yes all right I'm good I do love a bugle though I'll get it why not hey you want to buy some I have a I have some fish I got fish somewhere here fish you want fish there you go okay but now I can get more money because if I go back to the boardwalk and I wear my other hats then I'll be able to get all the meat I need Abby takes a piece of candy out of her person tosses it in her mouth and holds the first to you want one sure thanks I guess I did hear somewhere the Goblins processed sugar really effectively and don't need as many vitamins as humans jealous actually that would be dope I love candy ah gas mask hello wow wow you're welcome and helmet there you go I like this this is a good job but I like my fedori all right now with that out of the way where the hell was I I God I was at the hobo Camp huh it's an unusual sight for glocklins are playing their glockenspiels while doing some kind of traditional folk dance it involves a lot of skipping and hopping and turning around in a square with precise timing so they aren't paying any attention to you or anyone else really yeah join in way but you definitely don't know the steps and would only cause chaos oh damn it it'll be simpler just to attack them since a brawl would probably result anyway fine hey hey stop it stop it ship easy and okay easy enough I'm getting better at the combat also it's not on hard so it's totally fine all right the hobo Camp guess what we're back guys we made it here hi Samuel how's it going good morning are we able to find any work that's a shame let's captivating you I don't suppose any chance of a punch line where you really suddenly say something really elaborate and completely understandable okay goodbye uh Gabby Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie okay hello you must be the hobo king crown gave it away I presume yep well you're absolutely correct I'm the hobo King though to foster a more familial Heir I permanent size subjects call me Johnny next to me you Johnny I'm Mark what can I do for you got a question where you from Hoboken of course you are don't touch that telephone really use only this phone isn't actually connected to anything don't let it hear you say that okay why did I come here all right I'm coming in here you haven't seen one of these in ages whatever it is one thing these notebooks have in common is that you don't understand any of them bewildering a way of array of partially redacted nonsense you don't even understand the titles of your books music hello oh hello you must be new here I don't think I've seen you around my name is Mark pleased to meet you I'm letters McCabe is there anything I can assist you why do they call you letters expert in microcryptography AKA hobo code what's that system a pictographic elements that can be written unobtrusively on walls or carved in defense posts Etc they're traditionally used by Hobo's sleep messages for other hobos to Mark a house where the occupants are charitable for instance or to warn of a vicious guard dog that sort of thing I'm working on expanding the system for more General communicating purposes that's pretty interesting I actually didn't know about that uh what's the book you're reading from hobo code manual uh teach me the basics okay thank you because there are some letters out there that I've seen already was the stuff in the room stuff is a little overboard uh point to anything and I'll be informative okay what is this uh what's the machine Naval radio CR and crypt okay whatever I'm just gonna gloss over these uh what's this shoebox old shoes you're welcome heavy boots hand-me-down boots but they've been passed from hobo to hobo for Generations probably about 50 pounds of metal reinforcements on them by now heavy boots I don't know if that's exactly what that is but all right desktop radio it's a deal it's a ham radio what's it for listen to stuff about ham all right what's they're saying tell a type machine we salvaged when they shut down one of the local post office for cutbacks patches in the local Telegraph so we can communicate with some of the other hobo communities heavy duty equipment not Liberty to discuss the details quite important if Johnny's plans are going to come to fruition I'll talk to Johnny about that hey Johnny what the hell is going on in there secret plan mine divulge alone so will you divulge you're practically a stranger here I apologize but I can't ah you teach me some hobo oh according to the hobo hobo code code I'm of course obliged to assist but first let me test you convince me of your worthiness I don't even know how to be a witch How would how how do I bewitch I don't understand grub oh hello hi they call me 52 teeth Thompson or just 52 for short is that because of the 52 white keys on a piano nope hobo arpeggio ah piano I brought this baby with me on foot how well it took a few trips that didn't answer any questions due to supply chain difficulty to grab cars currently bring your own grub condiments are still available all right hello folks call me Washi by the way hi Washi all right hobo code all right hobo code thank you for the hobo code shut eye shouldn't mess around here clunk Clank Clank clunk shouldn't mess around here client clunk stank Stomp all right well anyway somehow I've run out another hour doing absolutely nothing I swear I started this episode by getting to the hobo camp and I'm back here again and I just now explored it but that's what this game's all about you find a lot of cool things to do and they all intersect in random weird ways so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments below and I'll get back to this real soon and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye\n"