A Conversation with David: Car Enthusiast and Self-Proclaimed "Mr. Patterson"

As I sat down to talk to David, I couldn't help but notice the enthusiasm that radiated from her very being. She was like a kid in a candy store, eager to share every detail about her latest passion project - cars. And cars, it seemed, were not just a hobby for David, but an all-consuming interest that had taken over her life.

"I have to say, I'm a bit of a car enthusiast," David began, her eyes shining with excitement. "I love everything about them - the design, the performance, the sheer power and speed." She paused, collecting her thoughts before continuing. "And I've been lucky enough to own some amazing cars over the years, including an Infinity that's perfect for someone like myself... who's tall."

David chuckled at her own joke, but it was clear that she was dead serious when it came to cars. In fact, her love of them had become so all-consuming that she had even dubbed herself "Mr. Patterson" - a nickname that seemed to hold a special significance. I asked her what it meant, and she explained, "Well, you see, Mr. Patterson is like my alter ego. He's the car guy, while I'm just David... or, at least, most of the time."

As we chatted, I couldn't help but notice that cars seemed to be on David's mind constantly. She regaled me with stories of her latest adventures - including a particularly memorable incident involving an airbag and a truck. And while it was clear that she loved talking about cars, there were moments when she'd switch gears (no pun intended) and discuss everything from photography to jewelry making.

Speaking of which, David revealed that she had a passion for art, specifically studio art with a concentration in photography. She showed me some of her work - stunning photographs that seemed to capture the beauty of the world around us. But even as we talked about her artistic pursuits, it was clear that cars were never far from her mind.

We spent hours talking about everything and nothing - including a particularly memorable Squidward moment that had become a running joke between David's friends. It was moments like these that reminded me just how much depth and humor this woman had to offer. And as our conversation drew to a close, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the opportunity to get to know her better.

As we wrapped up our chat, David leaned in and whispered, "And if you want to be technical, I majored in studio art with a concentration in photography." It was a small detail, perhaps, but one that spoke volumes about this complex, multifaceted woman. And as she signed off, saying "I'm your biggest fan, David," I couldn't help but feel the same way - honored to have had the chance to meet this incredible person.

But before we said our goodbyes, there was one final moment of levity that left me in stitches. David asked if I wanted to be part of her Twitch broadcast team, where she would regale us with tales of cars and other adventures. As we laughed and joked, she called out to her friends, who were all tuned in from their own Squidward Squad - a group of fans who had taken on the name as their own. It was a moment that left me grinning from ear to ear.

And so, as our conversation drew to a close, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the experience. David may have started out as just another car enthusiast, but by the end of our chat, she had become so much more - a true original, with a passion and energy that was infectious and inspiring.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello guys welcome to another Vlog with Mr David Patterson I'm Kelsey you might know me from Safar video and Kelsey's coming along for this Vlog ative Vlog Vlog because I'm now individually bringing as many guests as I can onto this show I guess you could say Kelsey's been a great friend of all of us for about probably 2 years now about yeah 2 years about 2 years and guess you could say she's the girl who stuck through it and just dealt with the car scene and then grew to respect it how would you explain this um yeah I don't really know anything about cars at all saying that too well I don't try to pretend that I know anything like I'm not going to be like oh yeah like I don't I don't even know I can't even pretend to know so I don't know I enjoy going to meets and I don't know cuz we met at Fortune Auto their open house about years years ago yeah and then we didn't really hang out until we went Springfest Springfest yeah Springfest last year and that was when like eight people all piled up in my apartment to sleep over and have a place to stay that was like that was so so funny cuz everybody was all cramped up and like bumping into each other I'm pretty sure I was cuddling Matt holder yeah Matt holder yeah Matt holder was like how's it feel to sleep next to a real man Spring Fest was good and then after that I didn't see it for a while because of college and school and life well yeah and you just graduated right I did grad how did that feel um scary that's about it scary in life where did you go to school Longwood fville the Facebook game not to be confused with Facebook Farmville if Farmville is like just far enough away from home to be away from home but it's still ni yeah it was it was about an hour and 15 minutes if I drove fast so in the Durango in the Durango that Durango life I am about the Durango life whenever it snows here in Virginia Which it rarely does but whenever it does people like me are like I can't go anywhere so people like her come to the rescue with their with the Durango with the Durango the four-wheel drive that four-wheel drive life pretty much our entire friendship is based on pop culture references which is kind of sad um the three spong Spongebob Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite keyboard caty oh keyboard cat no like if you guys remember back when YouTube and everything started started get going the the keyboard cat was one of the most first like viral videos and whenever we listen to a song like that's EDM or something we're just like with the beat everywhere we go and of course the people in the backseat like Zack and I are like what what's going on what's going on we did it all almost all the way to the safari park so true yes on occasion you drive that Ford Fusion too Ford Fusion that Ford Fusion I like the Ford Fusion I mean it wouldn't be my choice of car if I go to buy a car but it did the job yeah gets you from it get good gas mileage it was a great camera car yeah oh my God that Cam that camera car was awesome it did the S2000 review 2000 the 2000 along with that you have a guess you could say a fascination with the G35 I do have a fascination with G35 well I wanted I wanted my license plate to be in Beyond which is cheesy because it infinity and beyond cliche I don't care but so I'd never seen that license plate before ever I roll up to my Dad's party that he's having and this lady with an Infinity has in Beyond is her license plate and I yelled at her you yelled at I mean it wasn't I didn't yell I aggressively spoke with her okay about my need for that license plate and how she stole it from me you're okay that that she stole from you but she didn't even know of your existence probably it's okay if you could have any car ever what would it be see I don't know see yeah I'm just saying from a person that doesn't go that in depth like is there's something that's like screams out to you I mean the only two cars that like I like if I had to like buy a car right now like realistically o I would either have my infinity or I'd have a Subaru those are my two choices whichever one happens first I'll be happy either way yeah and then you can go off-roading and that's off yes but I have to learn how to drive stick first so you still haven't learned how to drive stick no maybe that'll be another blog or Vlog in the future oh that would be a hot mess a lot of B bleep bleeps oh yeah you did good for the Safari blog I did and I've done good so far now so I'm very proud of myself well it was funny cuz I was watching uh Courtney's Vlog and like she cussed a couple times and I was like we're kind of alike in that sense I only met her for like 5 minutes but literally every single sentence guys I cannot if I'm around Kelsey it's some kind of SpongeBob reference even in the Safari Vlog there was a SpongeBob ref or two in there that and if I'm like backing into a spot good you're good don't worry C we'll buff out those scratches flet floret floret floret Flor big Flor toe big toe we were laughing the other day guys about how I wish I could boost this car but I just couldn't afford it and we were just laughing about if you know those really sad like PSA commercials of like for you know for 80 cents a day or whatever like Sarah mlin s in the background I will it's like for just $1 you can bring boost to David and doumith SL I just like I can't get the image out of my head of like a closeup of like you guys crying like like tears just it'll be all in black and white too yes of course select color select color cuz nobody's ever done that before it's not a amateur thing to do at all # this is my photography I do everything in select color what was your major photography photography technically if you want to be technical it was studio art with a concentration in photography so I don't know I do photography but I like doing other things like I would really like to sculpture sculpture and stained glass okay that's and jewelry making I have some really cool pendants one of them is like an elephant that I made one of them is a monkey they're really cool I don't know so what did you get out of your diploma I made a monkey I made a monkey I made a monkey I could take a real nice picture yeah you did a twitch broadcast with me yesterday too I did I got to talk to some people people couldn't tell you their names but oh you're it was a fun time it was a good time we played some fours and what not you got to answer questions yeah I know you were the Mr Patterson thing I was you're like she was acting like my secretary basically like Mr Patterson's not Avail and you had the headset on everything uh hello Mr Patterson is drifting right now he's unavailable if you please leave a message he'll get back to you shortly and I'm sitting right next to you it's like okay now that's Mr Patterson to you it's Mr Patterson to you I just imagine it like Godfather like like you in a big chair uh Mr Patterson the infinity would be good for me because it's like I feel like it's a like appropriately sized for a tall lady like myself like yourself but wait you say you're a tall lady yet you won't admit that you're 6 ft tall because 6ot just sounds so tall no it doesn't for girl remember the other day when uh we exploded the airbag and I was standing I was standing on top of the truck filming it yes and I was like wow there's actually people as tall as like this in my and you're like I need someone like that yes any tall males out there I'm just kidding oh that's a bad idea here they all come David David David I'm your biggest fan you kept dubbing over llamas yes it was more like the little deer because it was like a pack of them and they would go like this David David I'm your biggest fan David can I be in the video that was one of the reasons I liked hanging out with David is because he could talk about other things than just cars 95 % of the things you talk about are cars the other 5% I appreciate you talking about because it's not cars and I understand what you're talking about otherwise I'm just like what Squidward Squidward you call your mom Squidward I do call my mom Squidward and last night on Twitch I was like really yes like ma'am ma'am Squidward there's a Z3 in front of us it is a nice day to be a convertible yep but I left that life behind I left that life behind me I feel like that was like that should be like a movie quote like a I know like a you got your face like this they told me that I was ruthless and then I left a life band like car turned over a new Leaf yeah Leaf wall like a Nissan well it started out because she just gets really sassy sometimes so we would would tell her to stop being such a Squidward and then it caught on and we just started calling her Squidward all the time and she was like yeah you're right I am a Squidward and now she calls us like her kids of squid and we call ourselves like the squid Squad Squam Squam fancy son but it's a weird thing and on that awesome Squidward note we are going to close out this Vlog is there anything else you would like to say um I'm your biggest fan David oh God I appreciate every single one of you guys for watching and I will see you guys next time take it easy say bye bye byehello guys welcome to another Vlog with Mr David Patterson I'm Kelsey you might know me from Safar video and Kelsey's coming along for this Vlog ative Vlog Vlog because I'm now individually bringing as many guests as I can onto this show I guess you could say Kelsey's been a great friend of all of us for about probably 2 years now about yeah 2 years about 2 years and guess you could say she's the girl who stuck through it and just dealt with the car scene and then grew to respect it how would you explain this um yeah I don't really know anything about cars at all saying that too well I don't try to pretend that I know anything like I'm not going to be like oh yeah like I don't I don't even know I can't even pretend to know so I don't know I enjoy going to meets and I don't know cuz we met at Fortune Auto their open house about years years ago yeah and then we didn't really hang out until we went Springfest Springfest yeah Springfest last year and that was when like eight people all piled up in my apartment to sleep over and have a place to stay that was like that was so so funny cuz everybody was all cramped up and like bumping into each other I'm pretty sure I was cuddling Matt holder yeah Matt holder yeah Matt holder was like how's it feel to sleep next to a real man Spring Fest was good and then after that I didn't see it for a while because of college and school and life well yeah and you just graduated right I did grad how did that feel um scary that's about it scary in life where did you go to school Longwood fville the Facebook game not to be confused with Facebook Farmville if Farmville is like just far enough away from home to be away from home but it's still ni yeah it was it was about an hour and 15 minutes if I drove fast so in the Durango in the Durango that Durango life I am about the Durango life whenever it snows here in Virginia Which it rarely does but whenever it does people like me are like I can't go anywhere so people like her come to the rescue with their with the Durango with the Durango the four-wheel drive that four-wheel drive life pretty much our entire friendship is based on pop culture references which is kind of sad um the three spong Spongebob Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite keyboard caty oh keyboard cat no like if you guys remember back when YouTube and everything started started get going the the keyboard cat was one of the most first like viral videos and whenever we listen to a song like that's EDM or something we're just like with the beat everywhere we go and of course the people in the backseat like Zack and I are like what what's going on what's going on we did it all almost all the way to the safari park so true yes on occasion you drive that Ford Fusion too Ford Fusion that Ford Fusion I like the Ford Fusion I mean it wouldn't be my choice of car if I go to buy a car but it did the job yeah gets you from it get good gas mileage it was a great camera car yeah oh my God that Cam that camera car was awesome it did the S2000 review 2000 the 2000 along with that you have a guess you could say a fascination with the G35 I do have a fascination with G35 well I wanted I wanted my license plate to be in Beyond which is cheesy because it infinity and beyond cliche I don't care but so I'd never seen that license plate before ever I roll up to my Dad's party that he's having and this lady with an Infinity has in Beyond is her license plate and I yelled at her you yelled at I mean it wasn't I didn't yell I aggressively spoke with her okay about my need for that license plate and how she stole it from me you're okay that that she stole from you but she didn't even know of your existence probably it's okay if you could have any car ever what would it be see I don't know see yeah I'm just saying from a person that doesn't go that in depth like is there's something that's like screams out to you I mean the only two cars that like I like if I had to like buy a car right now like realistically o I would either have my infinity or I'd have a Subaru those are my two choices whichever one happens first I'll be happy either way yeah and then you can go off-roading and that's off yes but I have to learn how to drive stick first so you still haven't learned how to drive stick no maybe that'll be another blog or Vlog in the future oh that would be a hot mess a lot of B bleep bleeps oh yeah you did good for the Safari blog I did and I've done good so far now so I'm very proud of myself well it was funny cuz I was watching uh Courtney's Vlog and like she cussed a couple times and I was like we're kind of alike in that sense I only met her for like 5 minutes but literally every single sentence guys I cannot if I'm around Kelsey it's some kind of SpongeBob reference even in the Safari Vlog there was a SpongeBob ref or two in there that and if I'm like backing into a spot good you're good don't worry C we'll buff out those scratches flet floret floret floret Flor big Flor toe big toe we were laughing the other day guys about how I wish I could boost this car but I just couldn't afford it and we were just laughing about if you know those really sad like PSA commercials of like for you know for 80 cents a day or whatever like Sarah mlin s in the background I will it's like for just $1 you can bring boost to David and doumith SL I just like I can't get the image out of my head of like a closeup of like you guys crying like like tears just it'll be all in black and white too yes of course select color select color cuz nobody's ever done that before it's not a amateur thing to do at all # this is my photography I do everything in select color what was your major photography photography technically if you want to be technical it was studio art with a concentration in photography so I don't know I do photography but I like doing other things like I would really like to sculpture sculpture and stained glass okay that's and jewelry making I have some really cool pendants one of them is like an elephant that I made one of them is a monkey they're really cool I don't know so what did you get out of your diploma I made a monkey I made a monkey I made a monkey I could take a real nice picture yeah you did a twitch broadcast with me yesterday too I did I got to talk to some people people couldn't tell you their names but oh you're it was a fun time it was a good time we played some fours and what not you got to answer questions yeah I know you were the Mr Patterson thing I was you're like she was acting like my secretary basically like Mr Patterson's not Avail and you had the headset on everything uh hello Mr Patterson is drifting right now he's unavailable if you please leave a message he'll get back to you shortly and I'm sitting right next to you it's like okay now that's Mr Patterson to you it's Mr Patterson to you I just imagine it like Godfather like like you in a big chair uh Mr Patterson the infinity would be good for me because it's like I feel like it's a like appropriately sized for a tall lady like myself like yourself but wait you say you're a tall lady yet you won't admit that you're 6 ft tall because 6ot just sounds so tall no it doesn't for girl remember the other day when uh we exploded the airbag and I was standing I was standing on top of the truck filming it yes and I was like wow there's actually people as tall as like this in my and you're like I need someone like that yes any tall males out there I'm just kidding oh that's a bad idea here they all come David David David I'm your biggest fan you kept dubbing over llamas yes it was more like the little deer because it was like a pack of them and they would go like this David David I'm your biggest fan David can I be in the video that was one of the reasons I liked hanging out with David is because he could talk about other things than just cars 95 % of the things you talk about are cars the other 5% I appreciate you talking about because it's not cars and I understand what you're talking about otherwise I'm just like what Squidward Squidward you call your mom Squidward I do call my mom Squidward and last night on Twitch I was like really yes like ma'am ma'am Squidward there's a Z3 in front of us it is a nice day to be a convertible yep but I left that life behind I left that life behind me I feel like that was like that should be like a movie quote like a I know like a you got your face like this they told me that I was ruthless and then I left a life band like car turned over a new Leaf yeah Leaf wall like a Nissan well it started out because she just gets really sassy sometimes so we would would tell her to stop being such a Squidward and then it caught on and we just started calling her Squidward all the time and she was like yeah you're right I am a Squidward and now she calls us like her kids of squid and we call ourselves like the squid Squad Squam Squam fancy son but it's a weird thing and on that awesome Squidward note we are going to close out this Vlog is there anything else you would like to say um I'm your biggest fan David oh God I appreciate every single one of you guys for watching and I will see you guys next time take it easy say bye bye bye\n"