Wait, Dead Poop! _ AUTOCORRECT FAILS

How's it Going Guys?

I am Matthias, and it is Wednesday which means I'm reading your auto corrects. That's right, they're yours you guys suck at typing like fat fingers or something like that guys if you're liking these reading your autocorrects Please give it a like right now...(come on were waiting)Cuz that lets me know to make more okay. Let's begin.

As Matthias begins his video, he expresses his frustration with auto correct features on his phone. He's particularly annoyed because they keep changing the words he types, making it difficult for him to communicate effectively. He jokes about his friends' typing skills, saying they're like fat fingers, and invites them to give their feedback by liking the video.

My Game?

Our game? Can you skype? Yeah join? I would really apricot either return of my toothbrushAutocorrect, okay, honestly no idea what you're even trying to say here. (me either)Not even a little bit ask melody. I'm sure she'll think of something awesome-tasting awesome-tasticI have that dream all the time. Really? Yeah. That's odd. I know I guess. I really love my cat. Oh no (o.o)

Matthias then suddenly changes subject, revealing his affection for his cat. He jokes about becoming a "crazy cat lard" when he grows up, and his friends respond with a mix of amusement and confusion.

Lady!

I'm gonna be a crazy cat lard, that's nasty. My phone was in my lap and it went inside the visions. LOL cushions.I want to sleepI sorry. Meh, I also want foodBut I'm on the his. bus you'll get food soob. Soob. Soon! Dammit!

Matthias expresses frustration with his phone, which he claims has gone missing, and expresses his desire for sleep and food. He jokes about being stuck on a "his" bus and using the slang term "soob."

Dammit!

I hope so. Will you've going to target. You've. You've son of a bith?Butch! No I will not. Fade! Ughh. Ducking phones. You know what I mean.I wanna see dead poop. (no u probably don't)Burn!

Matthias then starts ranting about his phone, expressing frustration with autocorrect features that keep changing the words he types. He asks if anyone can help him figure out how to use them effectively, and jokingly mentions wanting to see "dead poop" on his screen.

What's a Fairy Tale Symbol?

What the fairytail handy symbol on the phone. Did you even see what you typed?I had babies under my bed for like five years. BARBIES!Dude I miss kindergarten. High school sucks. I want to go back tokill dergaten. Who's degaten, and why do you want to kill him/her/it? (wut)because degarten is the one helping me in Highschool.Nah, man. I gotta download snapchat.

Matthias then starts talking about a fairy tale symbol that he thinks is on his phone, but is actually just autocorrect changing it. He shares a personal anecdote about having babies under his bed and missing kindergarten, before expressing frustration with high school. He also mentions wanting to kill someone named "de Garten," which seems to be a misunderstanding of the term "departure" or a reference to the school's guidance counselor.

High School Sucks!

I want to go back tokill dergaten. Who's degaten, and why do you want to kill him/her/it? (wut)because degarten is the one helping me in Highschool.Nah, man. I gotta download snapchat.

Matthias continues his rant about high school, mentioning that he wants to go back to "kill dergaten" - which seems to be a reference to a difficult class or teacher. He expresses frustration with the guidance counselor and shares his desire to download Snapchat to escape the stress of school.

Facetime?

Hey, can we facetime on Boris? I can't my mom's still hereOkay about what time will she leave you think probably around nine, or ten okay? I might be awkward by then awkward awake awakeI meant awake guys. Hope you enjoyed this video

Matthias then switches to a more lighthearted tone, asking if his viewers would like to facetime him on his phone Boris. He mentions that his mom is still at home and expresses concern about being awkward when she leaves around 9 or 10 pm.

I'm sorry!

I meant awake guys. Hope you enjoyed this videoIf you did make sure you give it a like go check out the last one I shotIt's just as funny click on that little info card and giddy up. Thank you very much, please subscribe, okay high five

Matthias ends his video with an apology for any awkward moments earlier, expressing gratitude to his viewers for watching the video. He invites them to like and share it, encouraging them to check out his next video, which he claims will be just as funny as this one.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHow's it going guys? I am Matthias, and it is Wednesday which means I'm reading your auto corrects. That's rightThey're yours you guys suck at typing like fat fingers or something like that guys if you're liking these reading your autocorrectsPlease give it a like right now...(come on were waiting)Cuz that lets me know to make more okay. Let's begin. Okey done. Wow. I ment okee dokee finishWhat? Our game? Can you skype? Yeah join? I would really apricot either return of my toothbrushAutocorrect, okay, honestly no idea what you're even trying to say here. (me either)Not even a little bit ask melody. I'm sure she'll think of something awesome-tasting awesome-tasticI have that dream all the time. Really? Yeah. That's odd. I know I guess. I really love my cat. Oh no (o.o)I'm gonna be a crazy cat lard when I grow up. Lady! omgCrazy cat lard, that's nasty. My phone was in my lap and it went inside the visions. LOL cushions.I want to sleepI sorry. Meh, I also want foodBut I'm on the his. bus you'll get food soob. Soob. Soon! Dammit!I hope so. Will you've going to target. You've. You've son of a bith?Butch! No I will not. Fade! Ughh. Ducking phones. You know what I mean.I wanna see dead poop. (no u probably don't)Burn! What? my uncle's name is Bob so is my stepdads. I have a friend named boob. Bob! (0.0)How do you do the fairy tale symbol thong?What the fairytail handy symbol on the phone. Did you even see what you typed?I had babies under my bed for like five years. BARBIES!Dude I miss kindergarten. High school sucks. I want to go back tokill dergaten. Who's degaten, and why do you want to kill him/her/it? (wut)because degarten is the one helping me in Highschool.Nah, man. I gotta download snapchat. And I'm at work. I can't do it right now. Lol you stock. Sick. SUCK!Just us three smoking all day and occasionally zach's sexiest uncle which I got slightly uncomfortable with cuz common why so sexiestWait was he sexist or the sexiest one could be really bad and the other could be really good. Lol SEXIST!!!I'm doneI'm so done. Oooth mom beat you too it daf. Dad. Daf is now my new nickname for Dad. Jus sayn.Hey, what you going what you doing? What you finally stupid at u correct?Autocorrect zoo r.i.p. Oh my gosh phone changes Zoo - zip and then changes zip - ZooBut I thoui changed zoo back to Zoo r.i.pphone changes r.i.p to zip and then changes zip to the zoo, but I thouiChanged Zoo back to r.i.pGet me a llama. Ok i'll get you Obama. Llama. Obama. lolHere yes was just getting autocorrected to no. That's that's dangerous. I'm not gonna lie to you. That's pretty dangerousunicameralUnicorn no, no stupid autocorrect. What's a unicameral?I met you a corn ha no unique an unplanned Uni LlamaSo, wal-mart closed tonight and torpedo so i can't get that thing for greandmaWhat is torpedo well it is Christmas Eve and tomorrow not Torpedo, Brenna sent that?Oh glad you're not gonna blow it up with a torpedo.Did you see Matthias' new cider? Umm, cider? Cider. Cider! Video fod dammit? U ok? I give up.Yeah, you probably should. Block him. I'll block him too. Okay. He's grossI showed my friend what he said to you and they had a full-on snack downSmack now wtf what's a snack down. It's like. Oh, he did not say that. (Weird eating noises)Now that I organized the freezer. There's nothing to doSukkah sucks or Suka okay. That was a randy autocorrect. Oh, who's this Randy person, huh?Oh, I was in class and had no boobs and miss was like where are they I was like on Mars?Da fuq. omg books if you played it in slow motion and added dinosaur noises it would be hillary clintonwait Stupid AutocorrectHilarious not hillary Clinton or Donald trump. You are beautiful. You are amazing. You're Fanta stickYou're awesome. You're cool. You are my best friend fantastic that made me feel a lot betterfantastic yay, set up for tomorrow night - Marty Mittens Matey Midi North MantasMast matey autocorrect. It was weird, but I liked it. It was excrement perfectly made excellent excellentHey, can we facetime on Boris? I can't my mom's still hereOkay about what time will she leave you think probably around nine, or ten okay? I might be awkward by then awkward awake awakeI meant awake guys. Hope you enjoyed this videoIf you did make sure you give it a like go check out the last one I shotIt's just as funny click on that little info card and giddy up. Thank you very much, please subscribe, okay high five\n"