The Gift of Baby Shower Joy and Darth Vader Swag

We received an exciting gift from Robert Lopez, which was intended to be opened at our baby shower next weekend. Unfortunately, we won't know what it is until then, so we're all curious and excited.

In addition to the mysterious gift, we also received some fun swag for my upcoming Darth Vader themed birthday party. I'm planning a virtual celebration, as I don't think inviting friends over would be practical. The virtual party will certainly bring me joy, and I look forward to enjoying some fun with like-minded individuals.

A Bracelet with Magical Powers?

I recently acquired a new bracelet that's part of my Darth Vader collection. It claims to give the wearer magical powers to annoy wives in a single Vlog. While I'm not sure how this works, I do know it's just a fun conversation starter.

Some Downtime and Audiobooks

With some free time before my haircut, I decided to listen to an audiobook. Specifically, I chose "The Lorax" as part of the Cat in the Hat collection by way of Audible.com Locker. The narrator is Kevin Spacey, which adds a touch of nostalgia to the story.

Growing Up and Nostalgia

As I listened to "The Lorax," it brought back memories of my childhood. I remember having books like Golden Books, Disney, Dr. Seuss, and others that were full of wonder and imagination. These stories have stuck with me over the years, and I'm excited to share them with baby Pillo.

Puzzle Town and Butterfly in the Sky

I started singing a little ditty from "Butterfly in the Sky," which is one of my favorite childhood songs. I even wore patriotic eye gear on my face while singing, just for fun. Who knows how many people are laughing at me right now?

A Melon for the Movie

I had an idea for a prop to use during a movie screening, but it didn't quite work out as planned. The melon ended up being more of a nuisance than a useful prop.

RoboCop and Spoilers

We recently screened RoboCop, which is about a robot who becomes a cop. I was surprised that our friend Robert Lopez mentioned the movie in passing, but he did give me some insight into what it's all about.

A Place for the Baby

I acquired a special gift to help with nighttime feedings and diaper changes when baby Pillo arrives. It's designed to provide an extra point of interest in my ever-expanding workshop.

The Water Breaking Conundrum

Diana recently asked if I was prepared for the arrival of our baby, specifically about what would happen when her water breaks. She joked that she wouldn't be able to hold on to it forever and wondered if I knew anything about this process. Unfortunately, I don't have any experience with childbirth.

Cyborgs and Facebook

Diana mentioned that people can become cyborgs if they're manipulated by others. While I'm not sure what this means in reality, I do think Facebook often tries to manipulate people into doing certain things.

The Farting Incident

We recently had an embarrassing incident at a store where Diana let out a fart while standing next to me and the clerk looked over in surprise. I joked that she should have known better than to try something like that without her partner present.

Learning from Experience

Diana pointed out that we shouldn't try to prank each other all the time, as it can lead to awkward situations like the one at the store. She suggested that we avoid such behavior unless we're with friends who will appreciate the humor.

The Gift of Nostalgia

As I wrapped up my conversation with Diana, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the gift she gave me – a reminder of the joy of nostalgia and the importance of sharing those memories with our loved ones.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now is it hot outside yeah it is actually sorry I didn't mean to give you a flat tire got everything you got your shoes is that your phone Keys what are you forgetting I don't know you're the one taking inventory I'm just trying to figure out why CU we always well sometimes forget something we mhm sometimes you forget the keys you're right sometimes I do forget things just feels more like a Sunday I think we should make every weekend a 3-day weekend unofficially and then wait for the rest of the world to catch up to us my head feels like it's going to explode now I wish I was an animator and then I could make it happen in the video no be kind of neat well wouldn't happen i' never want your head to explode if only cuz the car would getting messy all right got my haircut scheduled for 4:00 1 2 3 4 royalty Lord look good on me bured itself in the Royal Boo or going nuclear free or playing croo with the princess of Monaco telling our jokes to the OPC leaders getting it all on video once I was the king of Spain he just made my head explode from where somewhere my question is from whom Japan they're from Japan Japan yay Japan Japan Japan Japan we can eat them with their K cats Japan I give advice to others yet I know nothing myself I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still what am I Japan look a flag I suppose we could do a second snack time Sunday tomorrow we can you want to yeah will this be the Japan Edition I'm always down for snack time yeah we don't need to do a special video for that I don't see any it's a sandwich board but there's no sandwich there kind of feel ripped off are you smelling me mhm you smell good I'm pitting out your shirt smells good it's my sweat oh it has essence of coffee in it everyone seems to be wearing American stuff yeah I mean like American flag stuff I am wearing Stripes so am I just the wrong color just the wrong shape run forest run we need to get dolma and donuts for Diana yes and maybe cherries and strawberry no those two words don't begin with d got to stick with the theme H yeah oh look at that big piece of tree Captain's Log stard date whenever they making me choke cool free oh it says tree I thought it said free it's a it's a pine tree and it's probably not free yeah didn't want to get your hopes up there smells good you smell it yeah it smells like car freshener the table's sticky in spots but I think we can deal yeah and by we I mean me as long as I don't touch the table I'll be fine you realize kids are sticky tabl not ours how are you going to pull this off I don't know you're the last one who had it this Baba is very ganoi just keep your eye out for Mathra sorry you didn't get your Donuts hun I tried you did we walked by the dut stand and Diana wanted dlma first so we went to dlma and I was thinking well we better get the donuts before they sell out before they closed down and that's kind of what happened they sold out and closed down lesson learned when your husband says you better get your Donuts you better get your Donuts yes not just any donuts what they're many donuts sure more than one many no many a miniature didn't we park next to this short bus last time yeah maybe it's following us now there's a sweet ride with a yoga Matt I don't know I just can't picture someone who'd want to drive that car also being into yoga I'm just saying that the Smoothie guy was hitting on you no I don't mind it too much cuz you got two free smoothies I did two large PR smoothies he was still hitting on you was he mhm I still think that's going to be a skate park what else could it be nope it's going to be homes oh man I swear they were going to be putting in es skap park around here somewhere I was kind of hoping for it cuz then Ty and I would finally have something to talk about we shared nothing else in common that's not true what are you saying he's also into iPhones normality is a malady that would look good on a mug Steve mannering sent us G and gummy bunnies organic gummy bunnies Robert Lopez sent us one of our first baby shower gifts which Diana's not going to be able to look at until the baby shower yay that's next weekend I guess we'll never know and look what else arrived some swag for my Darth Vader themed birthday party I don't think we're inviting anybody over it's just going to be a virtual birthday party I'm into that the virtual fun hey what the hell got on my lens what is that do you know what this is baby that's for your birthday yeah but I can wear it now what is it it's Darth Vader just a bracelet yeah gives me magical powers able to annoy wives in a single Vlog I've got some downtime before I need to get my haircut so I'm listening to The Lorax as a part of this cat in the hat collection by way of audible.com Locker where you can go to get one free audiobook download for yourself and The Lorax is being narrated by Kevin Spacey bonus there's nothing like a bit of nostalgia to help pass the time in an afternoon I'm very much looking forward to getting baby pillo a whole set of books audio books interactive books ebooks printed books books especially the ones that I had when I was growing up Golden Books Disney Dr Seuss gosh the list goes on and on remember remember Richard scary I used to have this little thing called puzzle Town Butterfly in the sky I can fly twice as hi I'm Jordy Le Forge wearing patriotic eye gear on my face and singing Reading Rainbow I can do anything obviously cuz I'm doing that now and freaking people out all over the world h I'm running through the house I'm running through the house have you seen my hair just had it on my head a second ago no it's for the movie I'm not sure the movie is going to appreciate the melon though can I have some yeah it's for you well I thought you said it was for the movie tell me what you think RoboCop's about a robot and he's a cop we should have thrown in a spoiler alert I am your father your father he is those are cute and they're collectible but we're going to be removing them from the package oh you can stack them right mhm how come yours is bigger cuz it's Darth Vader how come you're on top of me I don't have to be I also got this one specifically for use in the middle of the night when I have to wake up to take care of the baby I'm going to place you right there for now if only to provide another point of interest in my ever expanding not really expanding Workshop feel like I'm about to pop movie watched did you rewind I did not not give me a few minutes got to get the movie back within the next half hour otherwise we're going to owe them a dollar can you go a little faster I had one beer therefore Diana's driving you're going to fall off the dashboard aren't you here you go oh my God I can't believe you made your pregnant wife Drive yeah yeah whatever you do do not let your water break okay right now I mean you should let it break eventually just saying you can't hold on to it forever I don't think it's up to me is it bottled water distilled I don't really understand this whole water breaking thing I've never had water break before I've had water boil I could totally be a cyborg work you have my permission to make me one in case you know I can't decide for myself oh yeah yeah that's sad not really I'd love to be half computer how's that sad but what if they manipulate you oh I'm being manipulated anyway you ever hear Facebook they emotionally manipulate people all the time in fact yep yep I'm being manipulated right now I just farted in the store Diana was standing right next to me and the clerk looked over was embarrassed well you looked guilty you shouldn't look guilty that's the problem that's exactly what I said after I was done ah hey when you got to do it you got to do it where else is it going to go that's funny you knew what I was going to do no I didn't well you should have known what I was going to do oh gosh now we can't go to that store anymore but let me warn you do not do this without your partner thinking that it's funny because otherwise it will not be funny we forgot to return the movie hang on I'm trying to finish this what this are you finished I don't know once upon a time there was a tiny little tree in the tiny little tree said hello Mr Sausage I would like to plant my seed in you and Mr Sausage said that's really disgusting Mr tree I forgot to stop St the Vlog see y'all tomorrowthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now is it hot outside yeah it is actually sorry I didn't mean to give you a flat tire got everything you got your shoes is that your phone Keys what are you forgetting I don't know you're the one taking inventory I'm just trying to figure out why CU we always well sometimes forget something we mhm sometimes you forget the keys you're right sometimes I do forget things just feels more like a Sunday I think we should make every weekend a 3-day weekend unofficially and then wait for the rest of the world to catch up to us my head feels like it's going to explode now I wish I was an animator and then I could make it happen in the video no be kind of neat well wouldn't happen i' never want your head to explode if only cuz the car would getting messy all right got my haircut scheduled for 4:00 1 2 3 4 royalty Lord look good on me bured itself in the Royal Boo or going nuclear free or playing croo with the princess of Monaco telling our jokes to the OPC leaders getting it all on video once I was the king of Spain he just made my head explode from where somewhere my question is from whom Japan they're from Japan Japan yay Japan Japan Japan Japan we can eat them with their K cats Japan I give advice to others yet I know nothing myself I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still what am I Japan look a flag I suppose we could do a second snack time Sunday tomorrow we can you want to yeah will this be the Japan Edition I'm always down for snack time yeah we don't need to do a special video for that I don't see any it's a sandwich board but there's no sandwich there kind of feel ripped off are you smelling me mhm you smell good I'm pitting out your shirt smells good it's my sweat oh it has essence of coffee in it everyone seems to be wearing American stuff yeah I mean like American flag stuff I am wearing Stripes so am I just the wrong color just the wrong shape run forest run we need to get dolma and donuts for Diana yes and maybe cherries and strawberry no those two words don't begin with d got to stick with the theme H yeah oh look at that big piece of tree Captain's Log stard date whenever they making me choke cool free oh it says tree I thought it said free it's a it's a pine tree and it's probably not free yeah didn't want to get your hopes up there smells good you smell it yeah it smells like car freshener the table's sticky in spots but I think we can deal yeah and by we I mean me as long as I don't touch the table I'll be fine you realize kids are sticky tabl not ours how are you going to pull this off I don't know you're the last one who had it this Baba is very ganoi just keep your eye out for Mathra sorry you didn't get your Donuts hun I tried you did we walked by the dut stand and Diana wanted dlma first so we went to dlma and I was thinking well we better get the donuts before they sell out before they closed down and that's kind of what happened they sold out and closed down lesson learned when your husband says you better get your Donuts you better get your Donuts yes not just any donuts what they're many donuts sure more than one many no many a miniature didn't we park next to this short bus last time yeah maybe it's following us now there's a sweet ride with a yoga Matt I don't know I just can't picture someone who'd want to drive that car also being into yoga I'm just saying that the Smoothie guy was hitting on you no I don't mind it too much cuz you got two free smoothies I did two large PR smoothies he was still hitting on you was he mhm I still think that's going to be a skate park what else could it be nope it's going to be homes oh man I swear they were going to be putting in es skap park around here somewhere I was kind of hoping for it cuz then Ty and I would finally have something to talk about we shared nothing else in common that's not true what are you saying he's also into iPhones normality is a malady that would look good on a mug Steve mannering sent us G and gummy bunnies organic gummy bunnies Robert Lopez sent us one of our first baby shower gifts which Diana's not going to be able to look at until the baby shower yay that's next weekend I guess we'll never know and look what else arrived some swag for my Darth Vader themed birthday party I don't think we're inviting anybody over it's just going to be a virtual birthday party I'm into that the virtual fun hey what the hell got on my lens what is that do you know what this is baby that's for your birthday yeah but I can wear it now what is it it's Darth Vader just a bracelet yeah gives me magical powers able to annoy wives in a single Vlog I've got some downtime before I need to get my haircut so I'm listening to The Lorax as a part of this cat in the hat collection by way of audible.com Locker where you can go to get one free audiobook download for yourself and The Lorax is being narrated by Kevin Spacey bonus there's nothing like a bit of nostalgia to help pass the time in an afternoon I'm very much looking forward to getting baby pillo a whole set of books audio books interactive books ebooks printed books books especially the ones that I had when I was growing up Golden Books Disney Dr Seuss gosh the list goes on and on remember remember Richard scary I used to have this little thing called puzzle Town Butterfly in the sky I can fly twice as hi I'm Jordy Le Forge wearing patriotic eye gear on my face and singing Reading Rainbow I can do anything obviously cuz I'm doing that now and freaking people out all over the world h I'm running through the house I'm running through the house have you seen my hair just had it on my head a second ago no it's for the movie I'm not sure the movie is going to appreciate the melon though can I have some yeah it's for you well I thought you said it was for the movie tell me what you think RoboCop's about a robot and he's a cop we should have thrown in a spoiler alert I am your father your father he is those are cute and they're collectible but we're going to be removing them from the package oh you can stack them right mhm how come yours is bigger cuz it's Darth Vader how come you're on top of me I don't have to be I also got this one specifically for use in the middle of the night when I have to wake up to take care of the baby I'm going to place you right there for now if only to provide another point of interest in my ever expanding not really expanding Workshop feel like I'm about to pop movie watched did you rewind I did not not give me a few minutes got to get the movie back within the next half hour otherwise we're going to owe them a dollar can you go a little faster I had one beer therefore Diana's driving you're going to fall off the dashboard aren't you here you go oh my God I can't believe you made your pregnant wife Drive yeah yeah whatever you do do not let your water break okay right now I mean you should let it break eventually just saying you can't hold on to it forever I don't think it's up to me is it bottled water distilled I don't really understand this whole water breaking thing I've never had water break before I've had water boil I could totally be a cyborg work you have my permission to make me one in case you know I can't decide for myself oh yeah yeah that's sad not really I'd love to be half computer how's that sad but what if they manipulate you oh I'm being manipulated anyway you ever hear Facebook they emotionally manipulate people all the time in fact yep yep I'm being manipulated right now I just farted in the store Diana was standing right next to me and the clerk looked over was embarrassed well you looked guilty you shouldn't look guilty that's the problem that's exactly what I said after I was done ah hey when you got to do it you got to do it where else is it going to go that's funny you knew what I was going to do no I didn't well you should have known what I was going to do oh gosh now we can't go to that store anymore but let me warn you do not do this without your partner thinking that it's funny because otherwise it will not be funny we forgot to return the movie hang on I'm trying to finish this what this are you finished I don't know once upon a time there was a tiny little tree in the tiny little tree said hello Mr Sausage I would like to plant my seed in you and Mr Sausage said that's really disgusting Mr tree I forgot to stop St the Vlog see y'all tomorrow\n"