The band Without Hats coverband performed at a wonderful venue, thanking the audience and the people behind the scenes for their support. The lead singer expressed his gratitude to Mike, Jerry, and all the crew members who worked tirelessly to make the event a success. He also thanked every person on stage, including the enforcers, for their hard work.

The band was preparing to play "Captain's Wife's Lament," a song about a pirate ship that had sailed into harbor after 15 months at sea. The lead singer explained that the captain's wife could be heard wailing in distress as they approached land. However, it was not clear if this was due to the crew's success or their impending doom.

As the band began to play, the audience was filled with excitement and anticipation. The lead singer praised his band for their hard work and dedication, stating that they were "a huge pain in the ass" to work with, but ultimately worth it. He thanked the entire stage and tech crew for their outstanding job in setting up the venue.

The band then launched into a rendition of their Sex Pistols cover song, which was clearly a crowd-pleaser. The lead singer announced that they would be counting down from three before finishing the song, and warned the audience to do the same if they wanted to experience the full effect. However, some people seemed to have misunderstood this instruction, as the lead singer jokingly threatened to punch them in the face.

As the band finished their final number, "Wind," the crowd erupted into applause. The lead singer thanked everyone again for their support and promised that the next show would be just as exciting. He also invited fans who had lent the band kilts to come forward and receive a special reward.

In a surprise twist, the lead singer announced that the audience was now in a state of "SE-induced psychosis," where they were filled with excitement and energy. However, he jokingly warned that this would wear off soon, leaving them feeling disgusted and exhausted. He promised to see his fans through this ordeal and invited them to come back for another show.

As the band packed up their gear, the lead singer reflected on the night's performance. He praised his band for their hard work and dedication, stating that they were a "huge pain in the ass" to work with, but ultimately worth it. He thanked the entire audience and crew for their support and promised that the next show would be just as exciting.

The final words of the lead singer were a message to the fans who had lent the band kilts, asking them to report to the front of the stage in 2 minutes. This seemed to be an unusual request, but the lead singer was determined to make it happen. As the audience filed out of the venue, they were left with a sense of excitement and anticipation for the next show.

Meanwhile, the band's Sex Pistols cover song had been a huge hit, with the crowd singing along to every word. The lead singer had announced that this was his favorite song, and it showed in his performance. He had clearly poured his heart and soul into every note, and the audience had responded accordingly.

In a final surprise, the band's Gary Glitter cover song had been met with applause and cheers from the crowd. The lead singer had joked about being on stage in front of Gary Glitter, and it seemed that the audience had enjoyed this unexpected twist.

As the night drew to a close, the band thanked everyone for their support and promised to return soon. They had clearly had an amazing time performing, and the audience had responded with equal enthusiasm. The final notes of "Wind" still lingered in the air as the crowd filed out of the venue, already looking forward to the next show.

The lead singer's parting words were a message to his fans, thanking them for their support and promising that he would see them through the ups and downs of life. He had clearly poured his heart and soul into every performance, and it showed in his music. As the audience disappeared into the night, they carried with them the memory of an unforgettable show.

In a final flourish, the lead singer thanked the fans for their enthusiasm and energy. He had promised that this would be the best show ever, and it seemed that he had delivered on that promise. The band's Sex Pistols cover song had been a highlight, with the crowd singing along to every word. The Gary Glitter cover song had also been a surprise hit, with the audience cheering on the lead singer's jokes.

As the curtain closed on the final number, "Wind," the audience was left with a sense of excitement and anticipation for the next show. The band had promised to return soon, and it seemed that they would be just as energetic and entertaining as ever.

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bent you all that was the best line of the night I'm flattard we are going to count to three now you are going to do one one more R and one more R only you know what okay everyone who just rred right there you just blew your chance if you're standing next to you or behind or in front of somebody who said an R right there when it comes time to the actual R you have our full permission to punch them dead in the face no no legal repercussions must comply with the rules of taxist there may be legal repercussions is my Gary Glitter cover band glitter oh that was that was fun um okay we're count to three you're doing one more R most of you are doing one more r and then we're g to finish this song by the way I forgot earlier uh give a huge hand also to the entire stage and tech crew working this room I'm serious when I say we work a lot of these things it is a huge pain in the ass to turn this place over every hour and a half or 2 hours and then at night do concert with four different acts they do an outstanding job every single year thank you guys are you people ready are you ready storm tots camera dude stage left are you ready camera dude stage right are you ready then let's do this 1 2 3 she said there all around the bed SE on the floor SE in the bathroom and behind the closet door there's even in the fireplace SE in the hall the living room was carpeted with SE wall to wall there's SE in the entryway and SE on the stair and worst of all there's even seen in the underwear there's some behind the ler and weath the table too I do believe your got to me Irish there is here in front of me in the rear my God even hanging from the chandelier there's SE on the Wind still SE in the yard the SE even left the St upon the Bernard although I am a patient is more than I can bear to wake up in the morning with your SE in my head disgusted are more than the few excited AR I again do wish to see the dark of my so clean up all your SE and come R my way no more so clean up all your SE high thank you packs thank you packs thank all of you packs you guys have been awesome have a great safe excellent night wo those who may have lent the band Kilts please report to the front of the stage in about 2 minutes let me make it clear\n"