The Frustration and Futility of Drifting: A Personal Account

Driving games have always been a source of fascination and entertainment for many of us. Recently, I've found myself drawn to a particular game that has left me in a state of utter frustration and futility. The game is called "Absolute Drift," and it's a top-down drifting experience that promises to deliver high-speed racing action with a unique twist.

As I settled into the virtual cockpit, I felt a surge of excitement and anticipation. I was ready to take on the challenges of this game and prove my skills as a driver. But little did I know, I was in for a wild ride. The moment I started playing, I realized that I had no idea what I was doing. My car was drifting all over the place, and I couldn't seem to get it to stay on course.

I tried to focus on the basics of driving, but my mind kept wandering back to the fact that I was completely out of control. The speed, the acceleration, the braking - everything seemed to be a mystery to me. I felt like I was driving in circles, with no direction or purpose. It was as if the game was taunting me, daring me to try and master it.

But then, something clicked. I remembered that drifting is all about timing and finesse. It's not just about pressing the gas pedal and hoping for the best; it's about feeling the car beneath you, anticipating the turns, and making split-second decisions that can make or break your racing career. With renewed determination, I dove back into the game, determined to master this skill.

The next few minutes were a blur of frustration and excitement. I struggled to get my bearings, but slowly, I began to feel more confident behind the wheel. The drifts became smoother, the turns sharper, and the speed increased. It was exhilarating, yet terrifying - like riding a bucking bronco without a safety net.

As I progressed through the game, I encountered various obstacles that tested my skills. There were sharp corners, treacherous jumps, and narrow straights that demanded precision and focus. With each challenge, my nerves grew, but so did my determination. I was determined to succeed, no matter what it took.

But then, disaster struck. I made a critical mistake, one that sent me careening into the wall with a resounding crash. My car spun out of control, leaving me dazed and disoriented. The rush of adrenaline gave way to feelings of frustration and despair. Why had I done that? Why couldn't I get it right?

In that moment, I felt like throwing my controller out the window. But then, something unexpected happened. A new song started playing in the background, one that caught my attention and sparked a renewed sense of energy. The music was catchy, upbeat, and infectious - exactly what I needed to shake off my frustration.

With renewed enthusiasm, I restarted the game and dove back into the fray. This time, I approached each challenge with a different mindset - one that emphasized fun over perfection. I laughed at my mistakes, celebrated my successes, and allowed myself to enjoy the ride.

As I progressed through the game, I encountered various rewards and penalties that affected my progress. Some sections rewarded me with shiny new cars or upgrades, while others docked points for poor performance. It was a delicate balancing act, one that kept me engaged and motivated.

But then, there were moments of pure bliss - when everything came together in perfect harmony. The music played, the camera panned, and I felt like I was flying down the track, my drifts smooth and precise. It was a feeling unlike any other, one that left me breathless and wanting more.

In the end, it wasn't about winning or losing - it was about the journey itself. The twists and turns, the ups and downs, the triumphs and setbacks - they all contributed to an experience that I'll never forget. Absolute Drift is a game that's equal parts frustrating and exhilarating, one that keeps you on the edge of your seat even when you're not winning.

As I closed out the game and walked away from my console, I felt exhausted but exhilarated. It was a rollercoaster ride of emotions, one that left me questioning my abilities and pushing myself to be better. And as I looked around at the wreckage of my virtual world - a testament to my ineptitude - I couldn't help but smile.

For in the end, it's not about being good or bad; it's about having fun and enjoying the ride. Absolute Drift is a game that reminds us that driving can be an art form, one that requires skill, patience, and practice. And if you're willing to take the risk, it might just change your life.

So, what do I think of Absolute Drift? Well, for starters, it's absolutely awesome. The gameplay is addictive, the graphics are stunning, and the music is catchy. But beyond that, it's a game that challenges us to be our best selves - to push ourselves to new heights and confront our fears head-on.

In short, Absolute Drift is a driving experience like no other. It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, one that leaves you breathless, frustrated, and exhilarated all at once. So, if you're looking for a game that will test your skills, challenge your mind, and leave you feeling alive - look no further than Absolute Drift.

And as I walked away from my console, ready to take on the next challenge, I couldn't help but feel a sense of gratitude towards this little-known gem. It's not just a game; it's an experience that will stay with me for a long time - one that will push me to be better and remind me of the joy of driving.

So, if you're ready to take on the challenge, join me on this wild ride. But be warned: once you start drifting, there's no turning back.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is Mark BL and welcome to Absolute drift now I'm going to get right into this game hello my child you are here to become a drifting Master am I is that a Zen way of being drifting is the art of sliding sideways let me give you some background to Drifting drifting was created in Japan by a race car driver who had too much saki during lunchtime so he couldn't drive in a straight line oh okay I I I get it now okay I understand becoming a drifting master will require patience and determination next time we see each other you will be a drifting Master now go forth and hit walls I mean drift also drink Sake okay okay bye have a good one I'm going to be here do I go okay all righty then next song cool oh that's so cool okay a there we go gently turn then counter steer H oh well I'm not off to a good start some me thinks someone made this car to be quite drifty and also paint a lot of lines smash blocks do I have to I guess oh okay oh that's so cool it's so pretty it reminds me of Mirror's Edge but from a top down and not Mirror's Edge in any way wow this car is way too slidy for its own good I I'm I'm not the one that's doing this am I am I not boink boink okay I did it ow my face let me go clipping point I don't know what that drift close to H okay well handbrake to close the poles oh I wasn't using the handbrake oh whoops okay didn't mean to okay second yeah yeah that's how that's that's how I do maybe okay wow this is so cool I I I'm actually not able to talk at all because I'm just trying to I'm trying to do this correctly wow this is so weird I'm I'm usually not good at driving games and this is no exception I have no idea what I'm doing there we go okay wow wow wow wow wow wow I can't say anything except for wow this is so weird it's so cool too hang on one second that'll that'll be better that'll be better wait sorry hang on one second one second hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello okay okay that's a little better okay that's a little better sorry my volume was way off on my controls so it was hard to hear the music and myself at the same time okay anyway drift track I'm not ready for that oh God I barely made it in that box oh where am I now now was I not supposed to go in that end okay good good I'm supposed to be able to okay cool this isn't going to be like action ank I'm not going to be able to counter steer more if you're spinning out okay cool I don't know I don't know what you want from me there we go oh yeah oh yeah oh too much too much oh who is a master not me of course oh crap well there goes my combo oh this so cool oh it's so cool look at that oh this so crazy oh this is it's like driving toy cars but you know not in you're doing it got fudge sickles God damn it Go the right way stupid I know I was going the wrong direction shut up I know gosh Mom oh there we go that's it that was a beauty that was a beauty that was a beauty okay do a little more yeah okay yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh that's a be oh that was a be yes I don't know if that's good or bad but I did it oh it feels so good the music's cool too oh wow lower 15% oh that wasn't good at all okay all right then oh on I'm like tickled to death it's so cool I'm just going to try one more time because I think I can do I can think I can do better cuz it the trick is I got to like I you have to accelerate through your drift or else you'll you know you'll you'll die but you also have to counter oh a crap okay you have to counter steer to try to counteract the forces of you going totally Bonkers out of control like that I'm I'm I was counter steering as hard as I could a no my combo oh pisson poop God damn it well sorry my oh who no oh no I'm doing worse than I did the first time damn it okay oh tits oh crap I'm doing so much worse God damn it it's the orientation the orientation is messing me up it's not my fault okay here we go yeah yeah yeah oh that was goody that was goody that was be that was be oh that was be I still did worse than last time okay I'll pick up all that I learned in the next V not video but in the next course oh wow I'm having too much fun this is really fun this is really fun oh this is really fun okay wait what am I doing what am I doing here drift between containers I I don't know if I can I did it didn't I do it didn't I do that I don't know what I did okay well oh jump over the I want to do that hang on I want to do that God damn it I want to do that get out of my way I want to do that damn it fuding fudge sickles piece of poop God damn it all right hang on wait hang on wait hang on wait here we go here we go here we go Bo yay oh my God that's so cool that's so cool oh it's so cool oh that's so cool oh it's so cool it's so cool oh it's so cool I got nothing else to say it's so cool it's so cool what is with me in like driving games recently I love I love like uh I love rocket League to death oh man God damn it I'm so bad at this but it's so cool I've got like a permanent smile stuck in my God damn it piece of you you piece of God damn it I can't even come up with a creative insult you piece of poo okay I got you this time I got you Kobe here we go go go go why was it going backwards that doesn't make any sense oh yeah oh yeah go go yeah yeah and then ooh just like that just like that oh oh oh it's so good oh I'm so on right now except now I'm I'm screwing up but I'm so on right now oh look at that oh look at that uh don't look at that that wasn't as good yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah there we go there we go I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it Ma Mom are you watching I'm doing it crap damn it just ruined it okay oh next song come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on there we go oh so skilled oh that was less skilled that was less so it was kind of skilled for a little bit there but not as much anymore I'm not getting like long drifts I got to like learn to tradeoff on the handbrake between the gas well I hit that okay can I go please damn it God I'm oh man I was doing so good good in the beginning why does it always happen I do so good and then Flip flappity Flip get off of the wall damn it oh I wish I wasn't so bad at everything oh come on oh come on God damn it don't make me look bad God damn it God damn it I'm so bad at it but it's so oh that was it oh come on my first lap I did like 70,000 second I did seven I can oh I can do better I can do better I know I can do better I know I can do better everybody okay here we go here we go here we go yes just like that oh not like that God fud a duck oh just drift drift baby drift drift okay oh come on oh with your pissing your balls there we go there we go now I'm getting okay I'm using actually quite a bit less handbrake than I have like before I'm kind of mainly just using like releasing the throttle okay there we go okay oh a come come on son of a there we go oh that's that's not pretty that's that was Less Pretty God damn it I thought I was doing so much better than I was last time and yet here I am sucking it up to the extreme ah come on get another combo get another combo Wombo Combo Wombo Combo oh oh that was a good one oh but this is the last one I'm going to do worse I did so much better God damn it oh God I'm poop this game is awesome this game is absolutely awesome okay I'm going to end this here this game is flipping amazing I forget how much this costs but it is amazing it's on Steam right now fudge sickles God I'm so bad at it but I want to get better I want to get better that's the the point I really want to get better let's see like I didn't mean I didn't push that kid screw you get get get get thank you finish with zero points I'm pretty sure that's pretty common for me okay so that was absolute drift absolute drift is absolutely awesome the music's cool the gameplay is cool it's addictive it's fun it's really awesome like I I hate to have to reiterate this but I'm not being paid to play this game in any way I'm not being it's not I'm not sponsored by absolute drift this game is purely fun really cool really stylish really Innovative well not even all that Innovative it's just top down drifting but it's really cool really fun I highly recommend this game let me know what you think in the comments down below thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye my to boink oh yeah a I did it oh I'm shooting pieces of myself where am I going oh I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke everything why did I break everythinghello everybody my name is Mark BL and welcome to Absolute drift now I'm going to get right into this game hello my child you are here to become a drifting Master am I is that a Zen way of being drifting is the art of sliding sideways let me give you some background to Drifting drifting was created in Japan by a race car driver who had too much saki during lunchtime so he couldn't drive in a straight line oh okay I I I get it now okay I understand becoming a drifting master will require patience and determination next time we see each other you will be a drifting Master now go forth and hit walls I mean drift also drink Sake okay okay bye have a good one I'm going to be here do I go okay all righty then next song cool oh that's so cool okay a there we go gently turn then counter steer H oh well I'm not off to a good start some me thinks someone made this car to be quite drifty and also paint a lot of lines smash blocks do I have to I guess oh okay oh that's so cool it's so pretty it reminds me of Mirror's Edge but from a top down and not Mirror's Edge in any way wow this car is way too slidy for its own good I I'm I'm not the one that's doing this am I am I not boink boink okay I did it ow my face let me go clipping point I don't know what that drift close to H okay well handbrake to close the poles oh I wasn't using the handbrake oh whoops okay didn't mean to okay second yeah yeah that's how that's that's how I do maybe okay wow this is so cool I I I'm actually not able to talk at all because I'm just trying to I'm trying to do this correctly wow this is so weird I'm I'm usually not good at driving games and this is no exception I have no idea what I'm doing there we go okay wow wow wow wow wow wow I can't say anything except for wow this is so weird it's so cool too hang on one second that'll that'll be better that'll be better wait sorry hang on one second one second hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello okay okay that's a little better okay that's a little better sorry my volume was way off on my controls so it was hard to hear the music and myself at the same time okay anyway drift track I'm not ready for that oh God I barely made it in that box oh where am I now now was I not supposed to go in that end okay good good I'm supposed to be able to okay cool this isn't going to be like action ank I'm not going to be able to counter steer more if you're spinning out okay cool I don't know I don't know what you want from me there we go oh yeah oh yeah oh too much too much oh who is a master not me of course oh crap well there goes my combo oh this so cool oh it's so cool look at that oh this so crazy oh this is it's like driving toy cars but you know not in you're doing it got fudge sickles God damn it Go the right way stupid I know I was going the wrong direction shut up I know gosh Mom oh there we go that's it that was a beauty that was a beauty that was a beauty okay do a little more yeah okay yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh that's a be oh that was a be yes I don't know if that's good or bad but I did it oh it feels so good the music's cool too oh wow lower 15% oh that wasn't good at all okay all right then oh on I'm like tickled to death it's so cool I'm just going to try one more time because I think I can do I can think I can do better cuz it the trick is I got to like I you have to accelerate through your drift or else you'll you know you'll you'll die but you also have to counter oh a crap okay you have to counter steer to try to counteract the forces of you going totally Bonkers out of control like that I'm I'm I was counter steering as hard as I could a no my combo oh pisson poop God damn it well sorry my oh who no oh no I'm doing worse than I did the first time damn it okay oh tits oh crap I'm doing so much worse God damn it it's the orientation the orientation is messing me up it's not my fault okay here we go yeah yeah yeah oh that was goody that was goody that was be that was be oh that was be I still did worse than last time okay I'll pick up all that I learned in the next V not video but in the next course oh wow I'm having too much fun this is really fun this is really fun oh this is really fun okay wait what am I doing what am I doing here drift between containers I I don't know if I can I did it didn't I do it didn't I do that I don't know what I did okay well oh jump over the I want to do that hang on I want to do that God damn it I want to do that get out of my way I want to do that damn it fuding fudge sickles piece of poop God damn it all right hang on wait hang on wait hang on wait here we go here we go here we go Bo yay oh my God that's so cool that's so cool oh it's so cool oh that's so cool oh it's so cool it's so cool oh it's so cool I got nothing else to say it's so cool it's so cool what is with me in like driving games recently I love I love like uh I love rocket League to death oh man God damn it I'm so bad at this but it's so cool I've got like a permanent smile stuck in my God damn it piece of you you piece of God damn it I can't even come up with a creative insult you piece of poo okay I got you this time I got you Kobe here we go go go go why was it going backwards that doesn't make any sense oh yeah oh yeah go go yeah yeah and then ooh just like that just like that oh oh oh it's so good oh I'm so on right now except now I'm I'm screwing up but I'm so on right now oh look at that oh look at that uh don't look at that that wasn't as good yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah there we go there we go I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it Ma Mom are you watching I'm doing it crap damn it just ruined it okay oh next song come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on there we go oh so skilled oh that was less skilled that was less so it was kind of skilled for a little bit there but not as much anymore I'm not getting like long drifts I got to like learn to tradeoff on the handbrake between the gas well I hit that okay can I go please damn it God I'm oh man I was doing so good good in the beginning why does it always happen I do so good and then Flip flappity Flip get off of the wall damn it oh I wish I wasn't so bad at everything oh come on oh come on God damn it don't make me look bad God damn it God damn it I'm so bad at it but it's so oh that was it oh come on my first lap I did like 70,000 second I did seven I can oh I can do better I can do better I know I can do better I know I can do better everybody okay here we go here we go here we go yes just like that oh not like that God fud a duck oh just drift drift baby drift drift okay oh come on oh with your pissing your balls there we go there we go now I'm getting okay I'm using actually quite a bit less handbrake than I have like before I'm kind of mainly just using like releasing the throttle okay there we go okay oh a come come on son of a there we go oh that's that's not pretty that's that was Less Pretty God damn it I thought I was doing so much better than I was last time and yet here I am sucking it up to the extreme ah come on get another combo get another combo Wombo Combo Wombo Combo oh oh that was a good one oh but this is the last one I'm going to do worse I did so much better God damn it oh God I'm poop this game is awesome this game is absolutely awesome okay I'm going to end this here this game is flipping amazing I forget how much this costs but it is amazing it's on Steam right now fudge sickles God I'm so bad at it but I want to get better I want to get better that's the the point I really want to get better let's see like I didn't mean I didn't push that kid screw you get get get get thank you finish with zero points I'm pretty sure that's pretty common for me okay so that was absolute drift absolute drift is absolutely awesome the music's cool the gameplay is cool it's addictive it's fun it's really awesome like I I hate to have to reiterate this but I'm not being paid to play this game in any way I'm not being it's not I'm not sponsored by absolute drift this game is purely fun really cool really stylish really Innovative well not even all that Innovative it's just top down drifting but it's really cool really fun I highly recommend this game let me know what you think in the comments down below thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye my to boink oh yeah a I did it oh I'm shooting pieces of myself where am I going oh I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke everything why did I break everything\n"