Best Car for Every Zodiac Sign
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The Best Car for Every Zodiac Sign?
Some people say that you can tell a lot about a person based on their astrological sign, but can astrology be used to find the perfect car for you? We did literally minutes of astrological research and today we're going to determine the best car for every sign. I'm joined by Nolan. Fun fact, we both have Zodiac signs.
So is this going to be accurate? Let's find out. I'm James and this is "Let's get it."
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Kind: captionsLanguage: en- Some people say that you can tell a lot about a person based on their astrological sign, but can astrology be used tofind the perfect car for you?We did literally minutesof astrological research,and today we're gonna determinethe best car for every sign.I'm joined by Nolan.Fun fact, we both have Zodiac signs.So,(Nolan scoffs)is this gonna be accurate?Let's find out.I'm James and this is,- Let's get it.-
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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Some people say that youcan tell a lot about a personbased on their astrological sign,but can astrology be used tofind the perfect car for you?We did literally minutesof astrological research,and today we're gonna determinethe best car for every sign.I'm joined by Nolan.Fun fact, we both have Zodiac signs.So,(Nolan scoffs)is this gonna be accurate?Let's find out.I'm James and this is,- Let's get it.- "The D-List." 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That's usually...- It's got hell in thename, it's fire sign.- Aries of course, god of war.Let's be specific here.- Yeah.Challenger, red eye, Hellcat,wide body. Cinnamon stick red.- Cinnamon stick red.- Yeah.- There we go.(music chimes)- Next up we got Taurus.That's April 20th through May 20th.That is an earth sign, grounded.All right.- Hm.- They value personal comfort,enjoy using theirsenses, especially touch.Hm, Taurus, of course, James,as you know it, a bull, right?- Yeah. Lamborghini.- I was gonna say Lamborghini,but you know, practical and realistic.- Oh, but what about like a Lexus?- Lexus is up there.- Like Alexis SUV or like an F150.- King Ranch F150.- Yeah, King Ranch F150.Comfortable.- Yeah.- For sure.It's practical.You can tow stuff.You can throw crap in the bed.- Lots of fine touchpoints in the vehicle.The steering wheel, leather wrapped.I assume the shifter is as well.- Heated steering wheel.- Everything is just comfy.You know, you're just, you're just vibing.You're just in there.- So Taurus, we're going with a Fordbut not a Ford Taurus,Ford F150 King Ranch.Next up we got Gemini.It's May 21st to June 20th.This is an air sign.A little woo, woo, woo.You know what I mean?Often seen as two-sided or indecisive,but it's more that theycrave adaptability.- Adaptability, hm.- Fun loving, social butterflies.- I want to say like Subaru off the bat.- Ooh. Yeah.Like a Subaru Baja.(Nolan laughs)'cause it's dual,- Cause it's two sided.- It's kind of like a sports rally carand it's kind of a truck.- Oh yeah (laughs).- And plus they're social butterfliesand the Subaru communityis one of the strongest- Very social, yeah.- car communities.- Subaru came out withlike a factory seriesof bumper stickers you can put on your carto like show what you're into,which is like kinda corny,but like as a community...- Or yeah, either a Baja or a Chevy SSR.It's literally a truck thatyou can take the top down.- And how fitting that we'rebeing indecisive about this.- Yeah.- So you get two options.- If you're a Gemini, getyourself either a Subaru Bajaor a Chevy SSR.(music chimes)Next on the calendar is Cancer.That's June 21st to July 22nd.- Okay.- It's a water sign.My sister, Mary, is a cancer.So,- Shout out to Mary.- Let's see if this is accurate.Sentimental at their core,- Hm.- heritage might be moreimportant than performance.Cancers tend to be sensitiveand want to help othersso safety and security are also important.- Yeah and in my notes, I've got,Cancers are very intuitive.- Hm.- They're able to intuit (laughs).So something sentimental, avehicle with history behind it.Heritage is more importantthan performance, okay,that narrows it down.- Volvo?- Volvo. Volvo.- Like a Volvo 240 Wagon.- Yeah. I think that's the move.- That's such like a hand-me-down car.- Hm, yeah. Sentimental.- She had a Volvo 240.- What?- Yeah.- This is real guys.- It's real, guys.If you're a cancer, a Volvo 240 Wagon.Back with another fire sign.- Oh boy.- This is a summer baby.- Oh, boy.- Leo, July 23rd, August 22nd.Leos want their individualityand creativity to shine.So maybe some aftermarket support.- Leos are vivacious, theatricaland passionate people.- Dramatic, they like attention.- I wanna say like dude,passionate and dramatic?- Lambo.- Lambo.- Lambo.And with Lamborghini,you can literally pickbut you don't need theafter market supportbecause you can literallypick every single thingabout the car.- And you can make somereally (beep) up looking cars.- So if you're a Leo, you better save upbecause the perfect car for youis a Lamborghini Aventador SVJ,that you customized with crazy optionsand you're probably gonnawant to fly to Italyto pick it up.(music chimes)Virgo. My girlfriend is a Virgo.- Hm?- They're the best sign.That's August 23rd to September 22nd.It's an earth sign, very grounded.Virgos tend to bereserved and responsible.I can attest to that.Casey is very responsible,a nice yin to my yang.Performance and quality are important.They're drawn to simplicity and design,utility wins over beauty.And lastly, they're cautiousand want something witha proven safety rating.So Casey drives an Audi SUV.- Hm.So I think that fits the bill,but she really wantslike a 964 or a 993, 911.- What about a Porsche Cayenne?- I could see a cayenne.It's responsible, becauseit's got a lot of room.It's not a crazy designespecially compared to other luxury SUV's.Performance is there, they are fast.Quality is there.So if you're a Virgo, getyourself a Porsche Cayenne.Next up we got the Libra, it's a lion.September 23rd to October 22nd.And even though it's alion, it's an air sign,which is weird.Why don't you tell me about Libras, Nolan?- Libras? Sure.In my notes, you know,Libras have a fixationwith balance and harmony,they're obsessed with symmetry.You know, we're not lookingfor anything flashy here,looking for car that covers all the bases.- Performance, comfort, price, et cetera,all balanced evenly.- Okay.- It sounds like you got an idea.All right, I'm listening.- Performance, comfortand price. KIA Stinger.- Yeah. It's got all wheel drive.- It does.- So it's balanced.- It does have all wheeldrive, that's symmetry dude.- It's a performancecar that is luxurious.- They're nice.- That won't break the bank.Twin turbo, all wheel drive.- That's symmetrical too.- Oh my God. It's so perfect.- This is real.- This stuff is real.- This is real.- It's real.(music chimes)Scorpio, like Drake.- What?- Drake is a Scorpio.October 23rd to November 21st, water sign.Just like Drake, secretiveperson, he had a son.- Hey.(both laughing)- Understated exteriorsbut a spicy personalitythat may catch others off guard.They're assertive andconfrontational by naturebut value a low-key profile.I mean this, that is Drake.- That's real. Okay.So understated theexterior but spicy person.So what about,- Like a sleeper maybe?- Can we think of a carthat derives strengthfrom psychic and emotional realm?- What about Trailblazer SS?(both laughing)It's definitely got anunderstated exterior.It's got a spicy LS too under the hood.And I think if you drive a Trailblazer SS,- I think you're confrontational.You're a confrontational personif you drive one of those.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got tattoos.(both laughing)- So perfect car for aScorpio, Chevy Trailblazer SS.(music chimes)Sagittarius. November22nd to December 21st.Got ourselves another fire sign.Sagittarius needs freedom above all else.They love to travel.They need to escape often.They're extremelyself-reliant, even on the go.- So that's Land Rovers out.- Optimistic,(both laughing)ambitious idealistic.Sagittarius's can potentiallyoverlook obvious issues.- Okay, so maybe they'reback in, they're back in.- What about a van life?- Ooh, like a E350?- Like a E350 converted tolike being able to sleep inthe car.- Dude.- You don't even have to have a house.How much more free can you be?- Yeah.- You can also cook in it, you know?Like you can cook it, youcan put a toilet in it.- I love this.- Yeah.- I love this for us.- I love this for us. We are nailing it.This is real.- This is real- This stuff is real.- It's real.- Can you please hit the like button,please hit the like buttonbefore I forget, please hit it.Thank you.(music chimes)Capricorn, end of the year,December 22nd through January19th is an earth sign.Jesus was a Capricorn.- Hm?- Capricorns are hardworking.They value dependability.- Okay.- They make the most out of what they haveand are more practicalthan the other signs.They value things thatare well engineered.They're willing to keepup with maintenance.- I'm smelling a German car again.They're cautious, detail orientedand appreciate tradition.- Dude, G Wagon.German cars are allvery well put together,really great build quality,a lot of attention to detail,so check.Appreciate tradition, the G wagon has been- Basically been the same for 150 years.- for so long.The new ones, that's why we'renot going with a new one,new ones a new platform.We're going with the old one,trying to get you yourvalue for your money.- One that you wouldn't mind(indistinct) little bit.- Yeah (indistinct)- It's also a very practical car.- Those cars have the bestsounding doors in the world.(door bangs)- If you're a Capricorn,get yourself a G Wagon.- Downloading, downloading.- If you thought this listwas over, you're wrong,dead wrong.I like the way it's going down.It's the age of Aquarius.- January 20th to February18th, air sign, Aquarius.Naturally stand out and love innovation.- Oh yeah.- They're unwilling tofollow the paths of others,don't wanna feel limited.- Mh?- They're not superficial.So what they get out ofthe vehicle matters morethan the looks of the vehicle.So I was gonna say innovation,like I was thinking electric,- Mh?- but I do think electricis a little limiting'cause the range still...- (indistinct) on where you live, yeah.Hmm, Hydrogen?- Yeah.- So maybe like one ofthose, what's it called?- Is it a Mirai, Mirai.- Mirai.Toyota Mirai.- It's the ugliest car ever.- So they don't care about the looks.- Yeah. And check this out.The only emission from theToyota Mirai is water droplets,aqua?- Aquarius.(both laughing)If you're an Aquarius, I am so sorrybut your perfect car is in my opinion,the ugliest car ever made.- They look good from theback, the front, not so...It looks like a Thrasher whale.(James laughs)(music chimes)- All right, finally,we have reached the endof our Zodiac calendar with Pisces,- Oh.- It's February 19th to March20th, it's a water sign.And it's both of our signs.Pisces tend to be selfless, handsome,(Nolan laughs)they wanna help others without expectationof getting anything in return.We're friendly, we'reartistic, we're handsome.We can balance our emotionalneeds with tangible needs.We the type of people whogrow in the face of adversity,- Which is like,what's the most well-balancedcar in the world?- I mean, M3 is up there.- M3.- As far as likepracticality and fun goes,- I can't think of anything better.- Yeah.What era M3 though?- The new one.It's part of a long pedigree,it's the newest one,balanced, fun, emotional, friendly,with that big old smile on the front.Artistic, you can get themin a bunch of different cool colors.- You can, you can do that.- Selfless, you can give people ridesand it grows the face of adversityand handles what life throws their way.Almost every gen of M3,people have been like,"What? They made it aV8? What? It's turbo now?What the grill is big!"But you know what?They always come around andthey just keep making good cars.- I have to agree with you, James.- If you're a Pisces,get yourself a new M3in baby pee-pee green.(all laughing)(music chimes)- Nolan, thanks for coming by- James, thanks for having me.and helping me figure outthis very real science of astrology.- It's very real.A big thanks to Sylvie from our discordfor helping us research thisand teaching these two glutesso much about the stars.And of course, access to our discordis something that you getthrough the Donut underground programsfor the super-duper fan.So if that sounds like somethingyou'd be interested in,click that join button belowto see what it's all about.Follow Nolan on all social @Nolanjsykes.Follow me @Jamespumphrey,follow Donut @donutmedia.I love you.- Another banger,"D-list" countdownfrom the Donut Media hit squad.