The Video Transcription: A Day in the Life

Hey welcome to day in the life I have titled I think two of my videos Day in the Life Now how do you feel about it I think we need to work on your day in the life format what's wrong with my day in life for I have a beginning a middle and an end most day in lives are around like 10 to 15 minutes just e that's long I edit out all the boring stuff you do not that's very true o damn okay shots fired I didn't mean like boring like I know what you mean though I edit out so if we're having a conversation I edit out that little space in between so that makes it feel love the boring Dan okay I'm not saying that they're boring I'm saying like I spend way too much time editing I think you're probably a better editor than me for sure so I I give you a knuckle bom and I'll just no I think you're day the life so very fantastic okay let's focus on what's important here this pigeon has bread stuck on his body oh oh I didn't even tell you guys what we're doing uh clearly we're at Starbucks and we're heading to Las Vegas we plan on going to see Brit Spears she sprained her ankle so now we're not doing anything I have been trying to perform for over a year yeah we are winning lots of money and the fight is going on and we're meeting JB and Ed and they're going to some Elvis thing I'm not even sure what they're doing really we'll find out vro vroom vro so the road trip has started

JB here hello got Ed here hello we've already introduced we have we had a should we call you Mr shot feeling Matt I like Matt or I mean I guess you can use the shot of name there's a Chipotle and In-N-Out next to each other let's go to Chipotle are you still thinging yeah hey hey should we use the Apple Watch app to order it yeah burrito button burrito button we're here we made it thanks for driving JB oh my God what I was looking at the amazing view they knew you were here look at this view M I definitely didn't get a do the view upgrade you didn't that's pretty impressive entainment right from Veg round three you no hold on pause you guys can't keep doing it from the same distance it's not the same we've already seen her do it that's true so show the prets the prets here we go three two one a little bit further good that was great keep it up higher it's hitting me in the mouth yeah it's got to be up a little more all all right here we go the PRS the the wrist okay they're hitting me in the mouth I just can't Apple watch you're going to hit your head on this try first try here we go three two one no lie like as it hit my tongue I was like feeling for it didn't even move he just like oh here we go I'm doing it from down here the the the go oh my God the gummy wow the gummy that was great it tastes like medicine what do you have to say my mouth fast enough that was really good where's the beat where's the beat drop you like an extra step or two it no don't that's rock hard this road trip is taking us a really long time to get home we've made several stops we're nowhere near where we need to be we're never going to get home I have no idea

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhey welcome to day in the life I have titled I think two of my videos Day in the Life Now how do you feel about it I think we need to work on your day in the life format what's wrong with my day in life for I have a beginning a middle and an end most day in lives are around like 10 to 15 minutes just e that's long I edit out all the boring stuff you do not that's very true o damn okay shots fired I didn't mean like boring like I know what you mean though I edit out so if we're having a conversation I edit out that little space in between so that makes it feel love the boring Dan okay I'm not saying that they're boring I'm saying like I spend way too much time editing I think you're probably a better editor than me for sure so I I give you a knuckle bom and I'll just no I think you're day the life so very fantastic okay let's focus on what's important here this pigeon has bread stuck on his body oh oh I didn't even tell you guys what we're doing uh clearly we're at Starbucks and we're heading to Las Vegas we plan on going to see Brit Spears she sprained her ankle so now we're not doing anything I have been trying to perform for over a year yeah we are winning lots of money and the fight is going on and we're meeting JB and Ed and they're going to some Elvis thing I'm not even sure what they're doing really we'll find out vro vroom vro so the road trip has started JB here hello got Ed here hello we've already introduced we have we had a should we call you Mr shot feeling Matt I like Matt or I mean I guess you can use the shot of name there's a Chipotle and In-N-Out next to each other let's go to Chipotle are you still thinging yeah hey hey should we use the Apple Watch app to order it yeah burrito button burrito button we're here we made it thanks for driving JB oh my God what I was looking at the amazing view they knew you were here look at this view M I definitely didn't get a do the view upgrade you didn't that's pretty impressive entainment right from Veg round three you no hold on pause you guys can't keep doing it from the same distance it's not the same we've already seen her do it that's true so show the prets the prets here we go three two one a little bit further good that was great keep it up higher it's hitting me in the mouth yeah it's got to be up a little more all all right here we go the PRS the the wrist okay they're hitting me in the mouth I just can't Apple watch you're going to hit your head on this try first try here we go three two one no lie like as it hit my tongue I was like feeling for it didn't even move he just like oh here we go I'm doing it from down here the the the go oh my God the gummy wow the gummy that was great it tastes like medicine what do you have to say my mouth fast enough that was really good where's the beat where's the beat drop you like an extra step or two it no don't that's rock hard this road trip is taking us a really long time to get home we've made several stops we're nowhere near where we need to be we're never going to get home I have no idea we're at the alien fresh jerky not sure what this means what are we doing here I'm so scared by this place but I like aliens you didn't get your towel huh nope doesn't exist anymore oh they sold the last one off the wall for $50 this thing moved never going to get home ever I only cried twice we're trying to go around a really bad accident that happened and yeah I don't know God bless you we did it seehey welcome to day in the life I have titled I think two of my videos Day in the Life Now how do you feel about it I think we need to work on your day in the life format what's wrong with my day in life for I have a beginning a middle and an end most day in lives are around like 10 to 15 minutes just e that's long I edit out all the boring stuff you do not that's very true o damn okay shots fired I didn't mean like boring like I know what you mean though I edit out so if we're having a conversation I edit out that little space in between so that makes it feel love the boring Dan okay I'm not saying that they're boring I'm saying like I spend way too much time editing I think you're probably a better editor than me for sure so I I give you a knuckle bom and I'll just no I think you're day the life so very fantastic okay let's focus on what's important here this pigeon has bread stuck on his body oh oh I didn't even tell you guys what we're doing uh clearly we're at Starbucks and we're heading to Las Vegas we plan on going to see Brit Spears she sprained her ankle so now we're not doing anything I have been trying to perform for over a year yeah we are winning lots of money and the fight is going on and we're meeting JB and Ed and they're going to some Elvis thing I'm not even sure what they're doing really we'll find out vro vroom vro so the road trip has started JB here hello got Ed here hello we've already introduced we have we had a should we call you Mr shot feeling Matt I like Matt or I mean I guess you can use the shot of name there's a Chipotle and In-N-Out next to each other let's go to Chipotle are you still thinging yeah hey hey should we use the Apple Watch app to order it yeah burrito button burrito button we're here we made it thanks for driving JB oh my God what I was looking at the amazing view they knew you were here look at this view M I definitely didn't get a do the view upgrade you didn't that's pretty impressive entainment right from Veg round three you no hold on pause you guys can't keep doing it from the same distance it's not the same we've already seen her do it that's true so show the prets the prets here we go three two one a little bit further good that was great keep it up higher it's hitting me in the mouth yeah it's got to be up a little more all all right here we go the PRS the the wrist okay they're hitting me in the mouth I just can't Apple watch you're going to hit your head on this try first try here we go three two one no lie like as it hit my tongue I was like feeling for it didn't even move he just like oh here we go I'm doing it from down here the the the go oh my God the gummy wow the gummy that was great it tastes like medicine what do you have to say my mouth fast enough that was really good where's the beat where's the beat drop you like an extra step or two it no don't that's rock hard this road trip is taking us a really long time to get home we've made several stops we're nowhere near where we need to be we're never going to get home I have no idea we're at the alien fresh jerky not sure what this means what are we doing here I'm so scared by this place but I like aliens you didn't get your towel huh nope doesn't exist anymore oh they sold the last one off the wall for $50 this thing moved never going to get home ever I only cried twice we're trying to go around a really bad accident that happened and yeah I don't know God bless you we did it see\n"