The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

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The Fast and Furious

The Fast and Furious is a series of action-packed films that have captured the hearts of audiences worldwide. The first film in the franchise was released in 2001, directed by Rob Cohen and starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jordana Brewster. The movie was a huge success, grossing over $207 million at the box office.

Over the years, the franchise has expanded to include eight main films, with each installment introducing new characters, plot twists, and high-octane action sequences. The series has become synonymous with adrenaline-fueled racing, intense hand-to-hand combat, and a cast of charismatic characters who drive by day and live by their own rules.

From Dominic Toretto's (Vin Diesel) iconic 1970 Dodge Charger R/T to Letty Ortiz's (Michelle Rodriguez) tough-as-nails attitude, each character brings their unique personality to the table. The films also feature an impressive array of cars, from fast SUVs to high-performance sports cars, which take center stage in every action-packed scene.

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Throughout its history, the Fast and Furious franchise has maintained its commitment to delivering exciting, entertaining, and often shocking content to fans around the world. With new films and spin-offs on the horizon, it's clear that this beloved franchise will continue to thrill audiences for years to come.

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Family.- Family.- Family.- "The Fast and Furious",we all love them but we've gotta admitthey aren't technically the best films.Today we're gonna go throughthe five cringiest linesfrom each film and eventually decidethe single cringiest linefrom the entire Fast franchise.Today I am joined bymy friend, Nolan Sykes.I am James Pumphrey.And this is the D-list.Big thanks to Helix forsponsoring this video.Sleep is the mostimportant meal of the day.We all know thatbut making all these videosand finding time to sleep,I'm practically living at theoffice and then it hit me.Why don't I actually live at the office?- James, what're you doing?- Whoa, you ever heard of knocking?- Where's my desk?- I had to get rid of it.Really stuffed up the wholebedroom vibe, you know?- James, you can't sleep in my office.- Oh, but I can thanks tothis new Helix mattress.You know Nolan,the people at Helix knoweverybody's differentand even develop a sleep quizthat matches your body 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I say eight because we'renot including "Hobbs and Shaw"or the "Fast Nine" becausewe haven't seen that yet.Before we get into it,Nolan, I got you a little present.Oh, because it's so fun tohave you on this show with me.Here you go.- All right, I'm gonna letthe audience see what this isbefore I...What?(both laugh)This is Dom's necklace.Yeah, is movie accurateand because we're a family,I got myself one too.- Ooh!(laughing)Awesome, I love this.I love working here.- We're starting with"The Fate of the Furious,"the eighth movie or asmost of probably know it,the one with the ice turn.- His car is the fastestcar in the Island.Do you know what he has under that hood?- He knows it doesn'tmatter what's under a hood.The only thing that mattersis who's behind the wheel.- Okay, that's pretty cringy.That's totally on brand for Dom.- It's not the cringiest I don't think.- But not by a long shot.Sometimes it does matterwhat you have under the hood.- Yeah, for sure.- Quite a bit.I would give that three onthe cringe scale, honestly.- From one to 10, yeah, I'll say three.- Laughing gas?- No Fed, this is Cuban NOS.- You guys are crazy.What are you doing?Pull ones turbo, pull thatback in line, hold on!- No fam, Cuban Nos.(both laugh)- But it is technicallynitrous oxide, right?It's like just...It's medical grade nitrous wiser.- Why is there the qualifier of Cuban NOS?I'm gonna give that like a seven.- I was thinking seven too.- You won my car, and you earn my respect.- Nah, keep your car, yourrespect is good enough for me.- Yeah!- I love that.- It's kind of preachy at this point.- Oh yeah.- He's always teaching people lessons.- Well, when he wins this race,he barrel rolls out of the carand is immediately surrounded by children.- Like Jesus.Like he's Jesus.- Yeah, even though he justshot a flaming six ton meteor- Into the ocean.- Into the ocean yeah.I give this one a two.- Yeah, yeah, two.- It's cringy though.- I'm with you, yeah.- Sick dreads.- In two mile radiusaround that motorcade now.- There's over a thousand of them.- Hack em all.- We know this is impossible.- Hack em all- Hack em all- Hack em allYou single person, hack em all.- Do a little typing.- Okay, good, I got it.- Wasn't that hard.- It was so easy for him.The fact that he mentioned it at allmakes him a bad employee.- Or like he's like, "Hey do that thing"that I hired you for that'sgonna take you literally"two seconds."- But the thing youasked me to do is this?- Yeah, do it.- Okay, I did it.- That's pretty cringe.- It's also like, I justknew that line was comingwatching this.I'll give that a six.- I agree, I think this is like a six.(car engine revving)- You gotta have about 2000horsepower ain that thing.- Try 3000.- Try five.(car engine revving)- Try six, try seven, try 11 (laughs)- Like what's so funny about this to meis that like you justwouldn't have 5,000 horsepowerin a street car, like Domlike that would be somethingcompletely undrivable.It's just not, I dunno.- I think there's like anumber of different typesof cringy that shows upthroughout this entire franchise.One is like just technical inaccuracy.The other type of cringyis just like bad writing.And I think this is anexample of both of them- Yeah, for sure.- It's even funnier thatthey're all doing burnoutsat the same timeand nobody can figureout why they can't pull.It's like, just like..,- One of you let go.- Yeah, one of you stop.Yeah, exactly.- I'd say solid five for me.- I agree, you're right.- That was "Fate of the Furious."This is Furious Seven, AKA,the one with the sky diving.(clears throat)(clears throat)- I'm sure as hell you ain't the IT guy,so you better start talkingbefore I break that fingersix different waysand stick it right wherethe sun doesn't shine.You just earned yourself adance with the devil boy.You're under arrest.(laughing)- That's a line that you would writewhen you're making like alittle movie with your buddiesin high school.- Exactly yeah, exactly.It sounds like a childis trying to be tough.- You just earned adance with the devil boy.You're under arrest.- I think this is cringy.I think like at this point,The Rock and Jason state,like their whole beingis cringy at this point.So I'm gonna go ahead, start off strong.I think this is our first, The Rock line.An eight.Ooh, yeah, that's pretty bad.- Give us the girl and I'll let you live.- What's you going to do?- They might wanna put ontheir helmet for this one.- I do believe this is theonly time in the series that--- Where anyone wears a helmet, yes.Yes, Tyrese does a demoDerby with no helmet onand no seatbelt.- Like if he just had thatin his car the whole time.- Yeah put it on.Put on a helmet.- They might wanna put ahelmet on for this one.- You might wanna put ahelmet on for this one.- Yeah, come on Vin.- All of you guys mightwanna put a helmet onfor all of these.You just drove a car out of a plane, sir.- I don't think it's too cringy.- It's not too cringy butnow that you point outthe circumstance...- I'm gonna give this a three.- And I'm gonna go aheadand give it a five.So we have the average of four,that's the first timewe've disagreed but like--- I thought the delivery was pretty good.- It's a great performance,don't get me wrong.- Like in hyper sport,$3.4 million zero to 60in less than three seconds.There's seven of these things in the worldand this guy keeps it locked up in a ball.- Nothing sadder thanlocking a beast in a cage.(both laugh)- So he's already starting off riffing offthe smashing pumpkins(woman laughs loudly)- Vin Diesel, huge smashing pumpkins.I don't like this car.It doesn't...It's not a real car, it doesn't work.- Like I looked it up afterI watched this, I was like,Top Gear has got to have driven this thingat some point, right?- Nobody's driven it.- It's only like super car to vloggers.They're like walking around it.So I'm very skeptical of this car.- It's vaporware.- We can factor that out.Nothing sadder than abeast locked in a cage.- I think four, it's not...For all things consideredit's not that bad.- No, it's just really false.- You ever heard the saying,the enemy of my enemyis my friend?- I don't have friends, I got family.- Boom!- Well, I got a lot of friends.(bomb explodes)- Ah, I'm not gonna lie.- Pretty good.- That's a sick line dude.Dom came at him with like a,I'm about to put you to bed sonand then Jason says to him,it's like (beep) your familythat's tight dude.- That's pretty good.Pretty badass.- Zero, that's tight.That is tight, that is notcringy at all, that is dope.(loud crashing)Thinking about street fights?- Yeah.The street, always wins.(crashing continuous)- How does the street always win?- Streets undefeated bro?- No, not the streets, theliteral streets always wins.- A street fight is nota fight with the streets.A street fight is a fight on the streets.- On the street.And this is the momentwhere like Universal wantstheir own superhero franchiseand they made Dom asuperhero when he literallykicks a parking garage apart.- If you told me to writea cringy line in a movieI couldn't do it this well.- I just...- Nine.Nine?Yeah, for sure.- Okay, okay, nine.- Which brings us to "Fast and Furious 6."No thes, AKA the onewhere Letty is a bad guy.- It's okay, you're just in time.- You're gonna be a great father, Brian.- You're gonna be a great father, Brian.- What makes you so sure?- 'Cause I'll be there tokick your ass if you ain't.(both laugh)- That's like a line that likeyour real brother-in-law saysand like, you don'treally like him, you know?He's kind of like a piece of (beep)And he's like, allright, man, kick my ass.I think it's like a dumbthing to say to a dude.It's not the cringiestlike, I give a four.- Yeah, it's not, yeah.- Four, all right.- Four is good!All right, so you're gonna(beep) my sister huh?Don't be (beep) about it or I'll kill you.- So now we got cars flying in the air.On some double oh seven type of (beep).This is not what we do.- Man, you really gottacheck that emotion.Your voice just went fromShaggy to Scooby Doo.This is not what we (imitates Scooby Doo).- What is happening?- I think whoever wrote this movielike he was like on the wrongmedication or something.(laughing)- Okay, you you've been in moviesand you told me onetime that you got on setand that they had like half a scriptand the director was like just improv.Do you think that's whathappened for this movie?- Yeah, I think that JuddApatow ruined the moviesbecause now everything is just like riff.- That Scooby Doo linewas absolutely improv'cause he really commit to the rut row,'cause he's like, there wasScooby Doo now there's Shaggy.(imitates Scooby Doo)- Yeah, it's like, what?Six.six, yeah, yeah.- I don't know what's happening.- What do we know?- We know they have to berunning custom engines.You heard that Flipkartgoing through those gears.- It's just a transmission.- That didn't sound like a normal engine.- It was a turbo diesel.- That sounded likesomething you hear at Lamar.- Did you see it take all those hitsand still stay flat in the corners?- Yeah, hydraulics.- Or magnetic suspense.- I think like sometimesthey do this weird thingwhere they're like, guys,remember it's a car movie.So we better put some car stuff in.- Yeah, Fast and Furioushas a proud traditionof doing a thing where all thecharacters get around a tableand it's like, pan thecamera back and forthas characters say line.- I think we should watch a bunch of clipsfrom "The Fast and Furious"and then rank them onthe level of cringiness.- Is the movie gonna havecinematography and audio mixing?- Yeah, probably has afirst ad working on it too.- Well, that's like somethingyou'd see at the cinema.(laughs)I'd say two.- It's two.- That's hell of a car, hetalking about twin turbo V8,spitting out 560 ponies son.- He reads the brochure, I'm proud.But with cars you have to customize.It's all between youand the car you build.It's a bond, it's a commitment.- It sounds like a marriage.- Yeah, but with cars when you trade upthey don't take a half of your (beep)(both laugh)(indistinct cross-talk)- He got divorced from Sukiand she took half his (beep)(laughing continues)- He's so mad, he down's his drink.(laughing)I love it.- I love it- What do you think?- I'm thinking that's asolid six, five or six.- I'd say, yeah, six.- That's definitely a line of laughter.- It's really funny.- Show us the money.- Crews gotta come up.Woman you just don't pick up Hobb and Shawlike his groceries.You wanna catch wolves, you need wolves.(sniffs) Let's go hunt.- (sniffs) let's go hunt him woman.It's like he's drunk.(both laugh)Did you, did you hit your head?(laughs)- We got groceries, you gotwolves, you got a hunter.- That line is dumb.- That is true.- Seven.- Seven, yeah.- What a dumb line.Moving on to "Fast Five."The shortest title of any in the series,also known as the one with the bank vault.- The men we're afterprofessional runners.They like speed and guaranteed to go downthe hardest possible way.So make sure you've got to funderwear on.We find them, we take them asa team and we bring them back.What is funderwear?(Nolan laughs)And why would you wanna bewearing it in this situation?(Nolan keeps laughing)like what is funderwear mean?To me like my first thing is like,I don't know some kind of sexy.- Put on those silk boxer briefs boys.- The like fifth line that The Rock saysin the series is funderwear.- I think that's worsethan dance with the devil.That was an eight, soI think this is a nine.- This is a nine.- For sure, absolutely.- Two things, one I need to translator.- Patrol officer.- You heard me?- But why, we have manymore experienced people?- I like her smile.- What's the second thing?- Stay the (beep) out for my way.- Damn.- Damn, that's tight.I don't think he'snecessarily objectifying her.- Nah.- I think he's just being like,you don't need any reason dummy.- Exactly, exactly, exactly,that's how I hear it.- Like he's basicallysaying like, I don't know,I like the socks or whatever, you know?And stay the (beep) out of my way.- Pretty good.- Pretty good.So one.- Pretty clever.I haven't heard that before.Yeah, one, yeah.- Good news, bad news.You know, I like my dessert first.- You know I like my dessert first.Again, he probably didn't write that.- Yeah, yeah, it's a terrible line.Like for a screenwriter to write.It's a dumb, dumb cliche line.But the precedent that has been setby The Rocks lines so far,I'm gonna give it a four.- Yeah, it's pretty benign.- Jado, you're on the roof.I want you on over watchin case somebody comes backfor something.Mark, give me cross-checkon Reiye's full specs.Inspector John, I wanna knowhow many times he shakes it.- You got it boss.- You can tell that therock played footballall the way to the college level.- Oh, for sure.- Because of that line, for sure.Because when he was atMiami, at some point,the coach said something likeyou boys will be in your hotelby 5:00 PM right after dinner.And if you go to the John,I wanna know how many times you shake it.You know, and he's like,that's so fucking cool.- I feel like that's a six.- I like five, but--- Yeah, okay, five.Okay, five.- Stick to the plan.- You say what?This just went from mission impossibleto mission in fricking sanity.(laughs loudly)- I think that the written line was,we've just gone from missionimpossible to mission insanity.And to be more comfortablewith it, he added the frickin.And I think he ruined theline and made it cringy.- Yeah, I like Tyrese a lot.- Yeah, he's cool.- What do you think, like a five?- I'd say a five.That's the last quotewe have from "Fast Five"which brings us to thefourth film in the franchise,"Fast and Furious."No, thes.- So this was like the soft rebootwhere they brought theoriginal cast back and Scott,the tunnels.- Yeah, this is the one with the tunnels.I also wanna point out thatthese movies have phenomenalactors in them.Like just like Helen Mirrenis in the eighth one.(indistinct cross-talk)Charlize Theron is a great actress.She's won an Oscar.You just can't say no tothe "Fast and the Furious."And I won't either.So hit me up Justin Lin.- I got a name.- David Park.- That's it, that'sall you got David Park?I could throw a fortune cookieout this window and hit50 David Parks right now.- It's Korean not Chinese.- Whatever.- This line is cringy forlike a whole new reason.Like this is just like so racist.- It's just racist.- Like straight up.- Whatever.- Whatever.- That's pretty cringe.- That's pretty cringe,I'm gonna give that,I'm gonna give it a nine.- All right.- Man, every corner has got a(speaking in foreign language)racing for pinks.That's not what Pracka'sgot me looking for.And I got one someone that would selltheir abuelita to be behind the wheel.- They're making me uncomfortable,I didn't wanna rate this.And you know a white guy wrote it.Because like the Spanish wordshe peppered into the sentencewere like, abuelita.- The only only Spanishthat white guys know.- Yeah he knows four Spanishwords and that's two of them.Ah, six.- Six, okay.- 20% angel, 80% devil.- What?(laughs)- It sounds like a bad cologne line.- It's like a bad Facebook memeyou would see it with like Tweety Bird.It's like an eight for me.I don't know what the context is there.(laughing)- What did you say?- I said only (beep)run Nitro methane.- What?- Like the fuel?Like (beep) your nitro methane.- I mean, I've spent a lot of timeat like the drag stripwhere top fuel cars run--- Yeah, he's called your dad a (beep)- I'm gonna fight Vin Diesel.Dom using the word (bleep)--- It doesn't feel good.- It's really weird.- He has a lot of powerfulwomen in his life.- Yeah, it's weird.- I'm thinking that's a nine.- It's a nine for, yeah.- It's just like, what?Do you even know Dom?- It's just weird.Like hearing him say thatis so out of character.- Like a lot of these,I'm like that stupid.This one, I like actually, like, (shrugs)it didn't feel right.(car engine revving)(both groan)(indistinct)(beep)(laughing)- How much later in the film is this?(laughing continues)I don't know what to say.I can't believe they bookended like the story and climaxwith Dom saying, (beep)- I think this score is like a seven.Yeah, yeah.- And that brings us to thethird film in the series,Tokyo Drift, AKA theone with Little Bow WowAKA the one without anyof the other guys in it,AKA the one with thekid with the forehead.- I only race with pink slips.- This car goes for 80 grand.What do I do with a broken asspieces of (beep) like that?- How about me?Winner, gets me.- I need to talk to your parents.(woman laughs loudly)- It's just like, it's really gross.- And you know, a guy wrote that.- Oh for sure, yeah.- It's so weird.Eight, I give an eight.- Okay, eight.Oh classic.(upbeat music)We're both of the white guys.- It's for when you blow your wad man.- You're my good friend, okay?I would not prepare--- Tissue, for your issue.(laughing)- That is just gross.- Yuck!.- Yeah, I'm also feeling astrong eight on that one.- Yeah, that's an eight.(speaking in foreign language)- I don't need a computer to tell meabout my throttle response.- You wouldn't havethat problem with a V8.- (laughs) I mean you might.- Coming from blow yourwad or you can have me,this is like an actualconversation that I feel likehappens in the pits at FT consistently.This is like normal car person banter.Do you like this thing?I'm innocently poking youbecause I like this thingand I think it's better.- I'd give that like a one.Yeah, honestly- Felt like--- Like everything else just disappears.- No past and no future.- No problems.Just a moment.- Very cliche.- Right.- Like that's something you'd seeon like a really badInstagram caption today.- It's a terrible line but inthe Fast and Furious sense,I think it's like pretty a five.- 'Cause of the plug.- What is spitting?- She spitting.- Oh, that's what she's doing?Yeah, I just changed my spark plug.like last night, if I was like, hey,this is why she spitting.- She'll be like, what?- What the, what?- Yeah, that's stupid,that's like a seven.- Yeah, I agree.- Six or seven.- It's seven.- Which brings us to"Too Fast, Too Furious."In my opinion, the best of the series.It's directed by John Singleton.He wrote and directed "Boys in the Hood,"like important director.- Make sure you bring thatbody by the garage later.So, you know, we can workon that front end of yours.- Maybe I will.- That could have gone either way.She was into it.- She was, you gotta know your audience.- They obviously have like a history.- They have prior history, yeah.Yeah, don't do that at a car show.Some of you don't know.- But it's like, she's likehis girlfriend so like...- Yeah- Yeah, one.- One?But these Reese's Pieces, that's a 10.This episode of theD-List is brought to youby Reese's Pieces.(woman laughs loudly)- It's like, we're gonna be partners, bro.Could you tell me right quick,what would be a bettermotor for my Skyline,a gallon of 12 or gallon of 24.- (clears throat) the 24.- I didn't know Pizza places made motors.- Got them.- Aw, my pizza.- How (beep) damn.How did this guy become a cop?And then like the other copswere like, you know what?I trust this dope to goundercover and not forgetthat he's not supposed totell anybody that he's a cop.This dude literallyforgot where he just ate.(laughing)- I didn't know pizza places made engines,that's pretty good, I like that, yeah.- I think it's like a five.- Okay, five.Can I get you down to four?(woman laughs loudly)I'll do four.- I'll do four.- All right- Don't even think abouttaking the convertible.- Okay (laughs)- That's the ugliest car I've ever seen.- Oh, that's cool that's toomuch Chrome for me anyways.- The third gen Eclipse or the Evo,oh, dang, okay.- I hate the Eclipse in this movie.- It's the worst car.You've already ranked it as the worst carin any Fast and Furiousmovie and I 100% agree.- Seven?- Seven?- Seven?- six?- I also don't want you toencourage you to go too high.- All right, it's a six.- A six.- Oh, I forgot about this.- Let your man go out?- Drop it, I don't wanna talk about it.- Drop it, hell, I wannahear about this, homie.- I said forget about it cuz.- Yes.- Best line- Yes!- This line has been somewhatof like a reoccurring jokein the Donut SlackChannels over the years--- I said forget about it cuz.- So good.- 10.Yeah, 10.I'm not even gonna debate you.I don't even wanna spendany more time on it, 10.- Hey, look at that boy?Hey, where'd you get themcars, a bottom of a cereal box?- Nice, got them.- Hey, real funny Fonzie.- I think the line ismeant to be delivered,Hey, real funny Fonzie.And I think Tyrese hasnever seen Happy Days.- It's very possible.- And I think the directorprobably spent multiple takestrying to explain to Tyresewhat Happy Days is, it's a showwho Fonzie is and whatFonzie's signature line, hey,and after the 12th take, he was like,all right guys, moving on.- Sun's going dead, beenthere since like 10.- When they pull up is like bright.This is the next day.Okay, we'll go out there in the morning.- A five?- Yeah, it's like a five.Guys, we've been throughseven Fast movies.We're finally at the original,the one that started at all,"The fast And The Furious."(upbeat music)- Talk to me Jessie, thisain't working brother.- It's your fuel mat,it's got a nasty whole.That's why you're loading in third.I told you it was shocks.- Shurrup.- (indistinct) injected pulse,Let them know the second (indistinct)- I mean, Jesse's talkingabout tuning, but like--- He's not gonna run nines in his Maxima.- We are, look at your field mapping,you got a huge hole.It's really weird.(laughing)- No, and you have a huge hole.- Yeah, that's why I'malways dropping it third.It's really funny that they gave Vince...He was like the secondaryantagonist in the movie,the weakest of the cars, I think.Whereas parked right next to him is(indistinct cross-talk) Skyline- that they don't even talk about.This movie is gonna be some heavy hitters.- I think so.- Yeah.Seven.- Okay.- Six.- Six- Try fat burger from now on.You can get yourself a doublecheese with fries for 2.95.(beep) I like the tuna here.Bull (beep) no one likes a tuna here.- Yeah, well, I do.- Time out.(laughs)What is your problem, man?- That guy is such an (beep)- Why are all theseother people that we likefriends with this dude?- I don't know.- He says the other F word.- Yup, yup.- This is the Teretto's family business,it's like tuna is not hard to make.No one likes the tuna herehas become an iconic line.I think, (beep) eight.- Eight?- Yeah, okay.I need NOS, I need NOS.- Amateurs don't use nitric oxide.I've seen the way you drive.You gotta heavy foot,you'll pull some pieces.- I need one of these,one of the big ones.- Like because of this scene,people started referringto nitrous oxide as NOS,which is just a brand of nitrous oxide.But I mean, after this, forlike 10 years, even today,everyone calls it NOS because of this line- That's like an eight for me as well.- Yeah, 'cause why you need two bottles,to go in one drag race?- Brian, heavy foot.Yeah, eight.- Oh, I smell (sniffs) skunks.Why don't you girls just pack it upbefore I leave trademarks on your face.- I watch these movies with my girlfriendwho hasn't seen them and she's like,so her entire character developmentis just having a bad attitude?- My favorite part is the (sniffs)- This is the second time we'veseen a sniff on this list.This is also the (sniff) let's go hunting.- (laughs) Yeah, maybeMichelle Rodriguez is like,hey, welcome to the franchise.Throw some sniffs in there.I don't know, man.- I'm so brain dead at this point.Ah, six.Six.- Six, okay.- We are now on the final line.- Let me get some snacks for this one.- From the Fast series.It's been really hardto whittle them down.I know that there's some that we missed.These are the cringiestones that we could find.Let's go hunting (sniffs)- Granny shifting not doubleclutching like you should.You're lucky that a hundred shot of NOSdidn't blow the welds on the intake.- Granny shift and not doubleclutching like you should.- The first one...Like this movie is hard tojudge all the cringy linesbecause almost every cringyline is printed on a t-shirtand almost every cringyline is such a huge partof pop culture at this point that like,it's just in a different realm.At this point, this isn't cringy.This is culture.- Yeah, it's gone from cringe to culture,but I still don't knowwhat granny shift itand not double clutchlike you should means.- Means shifting like a grannyand not double clutchinglike you should.- What is that?- I mean it's cringy.It's the cringe thatlaunched a thousand ships.I give it a 10,- 10, I love it.- Now that makes thisobviously the cringiest linein this movie but now it's tied with,I said forget about it car from too fast.So, which is the more cringy line.?It's weird, 'cause now it's like,technical cringe versus just pure deliveryand character cringe.What are you thinking?- I think we have to go with granny shiftand instead of doubleclutching like you should'cause it is the first cringe line.It's how we got here.Cringiest character in the whole serieswith a total of 67 points, Vin Diesel.I think if The Rock werein as many as Vin Diesel,he would have definitely wonbut Vin Diesel, no surprise there.So now the reason we're here,the cringiest movie in TheFast and Furious franchise,we have barely squeaking by,"The Fast And The Furious"we have "Fast and Furious."No thes.With 39 points, a single point lead,God of the championship, amazing.Nolan, I had a lot of fun.- Yeah, it was great,thanks for having me on.- Thank you guys somuch for watching these.Go ahead and hit that likebutton, hit that subscribe buttonand follow Nolan onInstagram @NolanJSykes.Follow me, @JamesPumphrey.Follow Donut @donutmedia.We got a lot of merch, we have a podcastcalled Pass Gas whereveryou download podcasts.I love you.- Be kind.(upbeat music)