Introduction to Spoof OS

Hey guys, it's Mikrosoft here, and I'm excited to introduce you to our latest operating system, Spoof OS. As you may know, we've been working on this project for some time now, and we're proud to say that it's finally ready for your testing and feedback. We've branded the Windows CRAP Edition franchise as Spoof OS, and we think it's going to be a game-changer in the world of operating systems.

Setting Up Spoof OS

So, let's get started with the setup process. As you can see, the interface is very clean and sexy. It's also very clean and simple, which I think is one of its biggest selling points. You'll notice that we've included a few options here, such as the ability to turn things on and off, like error correction or device management. These features are designed to make your computing experience more efficient and streamlined.

Desktop Gadget Manager

One of the new features we've added to Spoof OS is the desktop gadget manager. This allows you to manage gadgets, such as clocks, calendars, and other system tools, with ease. With this feature, you can turn things on and off, like error correction or device management, just by clicking a few buttons.

Technical Support

But, of course, no operating system is complete without technical support. And that's exactly what we've included in Spoof OS - a team of expert technicians who are always available to help with any questions or issues you may have. We've also included a special hotline number for customers who need immediate assistance.

Games and Entertainment

Now, let's talk about the fun stuff - games and entertainment! With Spoof OS, we've included some amazing programs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Smoke Games to Jerry's Mod, there's something for everyone in this lineup of awesome applications.

Call of Duty and More

One of the highlights of Spoof OS is its gaming capabilities. We've included a version of Call of Duty, as well as other popular games like Jerry's Mod and Halflife 2: Episode Three. With these programs, you'll be able to experience some truly immersive gaming on your computer.

Mikrosoft's Technical Issues

But, it seems that we're not immune to technical issues ourselves. In fact, we had a bit of a problem earlier today when our tech support number was replaced with a breakup hotline. Yeah, it was a real bummer. But, don't worry - we've got everything back under control now.

The Final Verdict

So, there you have it - Spoof OS is finally here! It's been a wild ride getting to this point, but I think we've created something truly special. Of course, it's not perfect, and there are still a few kinks to work out. But, if you're looking for an operating system that's going to challenge the status quo and push the boundaries of what's possible on your computer, then Spoof OS is definitely worth checking out.

Closing Out with M Shaft

As we wrap up this introduction to Spoof OS, I want to leave you with a little surprise - a special demo of our latest program, M Shaft. This game is going to blow your mind, and it's just one example of the amazing things that we've created for Spoof OS.

The Future of Spoof OS

Of course, this is just the beginning of Spoof OS. We've got big plans for future releases, including Release 12 of the OS (if we make it that far!). But, for now, I'm excited to say that Spoof OS is ready for your testing and feedback. Who knows what the future holds?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhey guys it's mik rosoft here um yeah spoof OS has been going pretty well the company bought the windows C rap Edition franchise you could say and we branded it spoof OS and things are going pretty well uh I think we have a pretty good version for you guys uh you could test it out and see how good it is uh we wanted to put some Metro interface themama jigs in here we might do that a little bit more in the future excuse me future I'm sorry I still can't pronounce things right um if you don't know why that's okay it's a long story okay so anyway welcome to Windows this is crap Edition 11 the next major release of spoof Os from spoof OS Incorporated and um I'm in this test account my friend mo mo your lawn and what you do on the long and screen is you press enter and it will oh um all the settings were lost well that's okay let's just um set this up again okay so this is the crap Edition 11 setup screen as you can see it's very clean looks very sexy and it's also very clean and if I didn't mention it's also very sexy and you get these options here C lets you configure settings s tests your system crash um if you don't want your system to crash it don't don't press that that will crash your system as you can see here it says you know yeah let's press C oh you need the settings dll in here here okay we obviously don't have that working so when you're ready to log in just press enter and here is the default crap Edition 11.0 desktop and as you can see we got some buttons here and some clock thingy here and the start menu here so to start you click the start menu and you get to choose appications that are inside this menu so let's say we want Photoshop we got some error here hang on okay here we go it's working now so Photoshop is an application that lets you buy photos it's literally a shop for photos who would have figured so you can order portraits nature photos hdrs other so you just press a number let's do three oh the photos are sold out okay well if you guys are experienced in C C++ in Java you can obviously rewrite the program to to connect to our new servers to get the new photos um and if you need help you can press R to get some resources but we won't need to go through that right now for this demo I'm just giving you the guided whr I mean tour of this so-called software um control panel it's the first item in the list so just press one if you want to change setting um it looks like something is wrong here but really it's no big deal I mean if you can schedule therapy and change the registry and all these 327 D files you're good you are just fantastic so you can take care of that yourself you you you don't need us to fix that for you do you really oh uh slow time is the media program built into the system and it's it's good it plays video at a who in one frame a second I think let's just let it load the Codex here all right nothing's happening let me open up the help quickly oh help's not available oh boy an infinite Loop has been detected well I guess if we needed help and it would bring us back to the program it would just keep going back and forth so uh press D to do nothing I guess oh process complete let's try that again H nothing happened obviously uh let's see if the crash works properly okay well crash works properly now the cool thing about this new type of blue screen is it will restart the computer computer automatically and it tells you what's wrong now it may take a while as you can see it's going to take a few years to restart so you can just press R and it'll restart for you see look at that boot time freaking fast boot time we use a technology that's super awesome and patented we won't tell you what it is so let's log in here and um bypass the settings all right so we're back at the desktop very very good um internet explor 69 is the latest version of the web browser in spoof OS uh if we open that up here oh yeah it uses a lot of um memory with the ey sensor plugin now the cool thing about I sensor is it blocks uh inappropriate things uh you have all these websites that are in here by default you can download mozzarella fire penguin you can download prawn I guess you go to Apple's website give me a virus. or now Hotmail is it's not Hotmail like you'd think it's not a mail service hot mail is a mail dating site so let's go to this oh the ey sensor plugin it's uh automatically censoring the images um oh an id10t era that's pretty serious um stupid air message uh let's just uh go to another program uh let's open up more programs so what more programs lets you do it lets you open up more programs if you can't figure that out then get the hell off the computer so we got the smoke game client which is revolutionary because it lets you play games it uh smoke games typically use something called the Horse engine and the horse engine is a trademark of faucet software so we got all these games here we got Jerry's mod we got equal strike horse quarter Life 2 ful Life horse right for life halflife 2 episode three and Call of Duty um let's try episode three because I know everyone's waiting for that oh it's a Rick Roll okay who built a Rick roll into the system here I I can assure you I I wasn't in charge of that but um okay okay good the music stopped um let's try Jerry's mod yes this is an intensive application we got to close all the other programs so when this starts up it's great it's a really awesome 3D Sandbox game uh Gary's Mod it sucks compared to Jerry's mod I mean seriously this is awesome okay it's not working all right hang on I'm going to contact a technical support department for spoof o Incorporated I know I'm the CEO of it but hey I need help all right let's give him a call there we go my good name is and it is my good pleasure to deliver official the word of the breaking to the relationship breaking wait what wait what who has presented upon you this break up hotl son of a biscuit someone replaced our tech support number with a breakup hotline well that's just going to suck all right let's press F and see what happens uhoh time for the system to die oh crap oh let's just restart it remember we got that really fast boot time with that patented technology we're not telling you about all right let's log back into the system so you get the idea I mean it's crap Edition you know it's not really supposed to work but we got other awesome programs in here like iTunes and M shaft you want to see M shaft M shaft is cool okay um now before you play M shaft you have to install uh the Joe plugin uh it's by Moon macro systems and all you have to do is press enter to install so we'll just do that there see how easy that was Joe installed successfully and you all it didn't oh oh come on um all right let's just close that all right well I'll show you a new technology we did in um uh spoof OS crap Edition and we had a the desktop Gadget okay anyway desktop Gadget manager uh you can manage gadgets turn things on and off like error the apparation completed successfully what we do all right the clock is now off we can turn that back on just like that pretty easy so it's easy to manage your gadgets and you get a whole W in three of them uh maybe we can get more here okay oh yeah if you're under Administration you'll probably need to contact your system administrator before you can use that settings button right there oh that was weird the clock like glitched out there you know I don't even think the clock is moving I I think we got a serious problem with the clock but you know I don't give a crap so that's the general idea of this uh I haven't showed everything um there's a lot more you can explore with this piece of garbage I just showed a little bit just to just to show you the icing on the cake of what our next release of spoof us really is so if you want to see more you can get it yourself and whoopy freaking do right all right so let's shut down the computer and you're all good to go so this is Microsoft from spoos Incorporated wishing you good luck using this piece of junk and we'll see you later maybe with release 12 of the OS I don't know if we're even going to make it that far but you know what I'm saying all right see you later\n"