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Welcome to Miracle Whips!

I'm comedian Byron Bowers, and I'm excited to share with you my latest experience with a very special car - a 1964 Lincoln Continental. As I always say, if you're going to spend your life behind the wheel, it's like having a long-term spouse: it's only as good as the person driving it.

Today, I decided to put this beautiful car to the test and see if it lives up to its "Miracle Whip" reputation. With its sleek design and open chakras (if you will), this Lincoln Continental is a sight to behold.

As I turned the corner and saw this car for the first time, I couldn't help but exclaim, "Look how open this car is." And indeed, it is - with open arms to the world, nothing but love. The way it gleams in the sunlight is like a breath of fresh air, inviting me to take a closer look.

Now, imagine if you could only drive one car for the rest of your life - no project cars, no daily driving around. It's a thought that makes you appreciate the beauty and simplicity of this 1964 Lincoln Continental all the more.

So, without further ado, let's see what I think is so special about this Miracle Whip of a car.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Look how open this car is.Like how we should be as humans,with open chakras, with open armsto the world, nothing but love.Welcome to Miracle Whips.I'm comedian Byron Bowers.Imagine if you could only drive one carfor the rest of your life.No project car, no dailies.It's like a spouse, ifyou're a good person.Today I get to drive a1964 Lincoln Continental.Let's see if it's my Miracle Whip.(electronic music)When I turned the cornerand I saw this car,man I was like, "Oh my God."- Oh Daddy- In the last episode I got Byronwhat I thought for surewould be his Miracle Whip.R32 Skyline GTR.But it wasn't.So, I'm on Driveshare, whichis basically AirBNB for cars,and I think I found him the exact oppositeof a Skyline GTR. 1964Lincoln Continental.I dare you not to like it.- The Lincoln Continentalwas one of the classiest carsto ever come out of D-Town,Detroit Michigan.Man, this is dope right here.This car was liked by thehighest profile celebrities.Like, baller alert whenyou came down the street.This is America, everybody doing great.Get your ass a Lincoln.There was Elvis, James Brown,JFK, the Pope, Elizabeth Taylor,Sinatra, that's right. He'slike the first R. Kelly.Seen being driven inone of these mean thatyou was very classy, elegant, and stylish.Inside is spacious.I mean, I could lay down in the back.I could lay down in the front.Things that stand out aboutthis car is the low belt line.It sits real low. Calleda wheel skirt right there.These days, wheel wells,bigger than a motherf*cker.I gotta check out how low it sits.Extremely low.'Cause this car got some weight on it.You need a motor that big,this car is 6,000 pounds.6,000.You know what kind ofdoors you have on this car?Get in like this. Suicidedoors. That's dope.Even though I think this carwould be very dope to drive,a part of me wants to know what it's liketo be driven in a car like this.I need a driver.(trumpet-forward music)- Mr. Bowers.(upbeat jazz music)- Being driven in this car, woo.This is very chill. I gotmy legs up, this is crazy.- 1966 or '64?- '65.. 4.- '64.You get respect in a car like this.Man I can nap, I can stare up at the sky,I'm all over the place.I can stand up back here.Aaaahhh.It's just as comfortableas the best couch you ever sat on before.And I've sat on a lot of couches.Life is good. There's somethingabout being driven like thisthat make you feel good about being alive.- We've used like a quarter tank of gas.- Well that hurts.I feel like I was inmy own personal parade.What's up?As I stood up in the backor as I looked at people and stuff,people seemed pretty chill.Most cars nowadays are tinted,they've got the a/c blowing,they've got radios going,everything is covered and closed.But this car, look how open this car is.I got all the room.It's wide open, you know? Likehow we should be as humans.With open chakras, withopen arms to the world,nothing but love.- (whispering) I love you- What's up, ladies? Where ya'll headed?Let's go to the dog park.Makes me kind of feel peaceful.So I tell James,"James, take your blackass back to the office."I'm driving.(hip hop beats)Whoa.This thing is going,and it's out of control.Where am I driving?I see why they call it a boat.This turn is wide.Woo.Oh, whoa.The counter steer on here is crazy.When you give it some gas, it goeswhichever way it wants to gowhile you still trying to get..You're holding on foryour life in this car.So I guess driving aboat isn't a bad thing,if we on the water,where you can make those type of mistakes,but we on the street,with idle just cruising,I mean, wow. It's likecruising in a new car.It's like sitting on a La-Z-BoyI mean, it's comfortable.Actually, like a loveseat,when you think about it.This car right here iskind of an old money car,so I decided to stopin an old money neighborhood.Let the car rest.(electronic music)- The thing about thecar, it's a great cruiser.You can cruise your ass off in this car.You could ride all day.The bad thing about the car? The steering.It takes forever to brake.To get it to stop is a beast.It's no seat belts.It's luxurious. It's fully electric.It has air conditioning, and it ridesit's a comfortable ride,you know what I mean?You got CEO's jogging down the street.This is a car you couldtake your mom to brunch in.Any cool chick would dig this car.You pick a chick up in thiscar and she don't like it,it's not gonna work out.One night stand, nahdon't one night stand her.Just, don't go on the date.But if you do go on the date..Nah, don't do that. But.(funky music)- Is this a carI could drive every day?I think I know my answer,but I still want to driveit a little bit more,just to make sure.(funky music continues)- Man, when I drive thiscar, I get a lot of looks.But women, too.- What are you filming for?- Donut Media, it's abig car thing on Youtube.Search it, look it up now.Why you in the middle of the street?This is the first car thatyoung black women enjoy.I didn't expect to get this many looksdriving this car the way I did,but the people who likedit showed a lot of love.Yo.- Yo.- How you doing? You good?The positive about the Lincoln, I meanthe comfort.It's one of the mostcomfortable cars I've been in.(singing) I'm in a yacht, on wheels.This car is classy, it looks good.The lines on this car is perfect.It's a 20 foot car, how do you u-turnin a 20 foot car on a narrow road?30 point turn? Sure, bring it on.Oh, this ain't gonna work at all.Oh, I hope you got time.Gimme a minute. Sorry, sir.Woo! We turned.As I drive this car down thestreet, I started realizingit's just a beautiful day,and can't be angry at nothing.Even the little stress I had is gone.Yeah this car brings out a part of methat's more chill and relaxed, you know?Like life isn't aboutgetting to that next thingor getting to your nextgoals, you know what I mean?You don't need goals in this car.There's no goals.In this car you just be.You know what I mean?You just go where the windblows, just like a boat.Is the 1964 LincolnContinental my Miracle Whip?Nah, it ain't.I mean, it's an elegant car.It's meant to be laid back in,it's meant to be driven in.But the genie don't give me a driver.I guess I'm gonna have to keep on looking.I know my baby's out there somewhere.So I'll catch ya'll next weekon Miracle Whips.Thanks for Hagerty, for bringing youthis season of Miracle Whips.And if you've alreadyfound your miracle whip,check out this Hagerty Insider mobile app.It gives you easy to use toolsto find your Miracle Whip evaluation.It lets you explore auctionsyou might have missed,and send you notificationsof auctions that's coming upso you won't miss any more.If past and future events ain't enough,you can see current run lists and resultsas cars come across the block.Thanks for watching Miracle Whips.If you enjoyed this episode,make sure you check outthe Skyline episode, R32, here.Also, make sure you hit thatfat ass subscribe button,Right here.Thank you.