The Making of a Rocking Chair: A Descent into Chaos

As our protagonist began to assemble the rocking chair, things quickly took a turn for the worse. "What are you doing?" they asked themselves, as they struggled to figure out how to attach the parts together. The instructions seemed straightforward enough, but somehow, everything just didn't feel right.

The person's frustration grew as they tried to make sense of the confusing diagrams and unclear directions. "Why is this happening?" they lamented, as they realized that they had made a critical mistake in the assembly process. The words " failure" and "why would fail" became a constant refrain in their mind, as they tried to troubleshoot the problem.

As the frustration mounted, the person's language began to devolve into a series of nonsensical phrases and exclamations. "What did we do?" they asked, as if they were searching for answers in someone else. "I don't know how it's your fault," they muttered, with a sense of accusation.

Despite their best efforts, the person couldn't seem to get the rocking chair to come together correctly. They tried holding different parts together, rotating various components, and even attempting to staple things in place. But no matter what they did, the chair just wouldn't cooperate.

Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, the person decided to take a step back and start over from scratch. "Let's just restart the level," they suggested, as if that would somehow magically fix everything. They consulted the instructions once again, hoping to find some hidden clue or solution that would finally make sense.

As they pored over the diagrams, the person began to piece together the correct sequence of steps. They realized that the plank needed to be attached in a specific way, and that the crossmember needed to be aligned with the seat frame. With this newfound understanding, they set to work once again, determined to get it right this time.

But just as things were starting to fall into place, disaster struck once more. The person's fingers slipped and pressed the wrong button on the instructions, causing them to stumble backwards in confusion. "Stop moving!" they cried out, as if trying to regain control of their own body.

As the frustration reached a boiling point, the person couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. They were building a rocking chair from scratch, and yet, everything seemed to be conspiring against them. The words "Sticky Side" and "the thingy we see staple" became a sort of mantra for their frustration.

And then, just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, the person realized that they had accidentally attached one of the legs to the wrong part of the chair. They stood back in horror, staring at the awkwardly assembled mess before them.

But even in the midst of chaos, there was a glimmer of hope. As the person took a step back to reassess their handiwork, they noticed that one of the cushions seemed...off. "I think I might be close," they said to themselves, with a sense of trepidation.

With renewed determination, the person set to work trying to get the cushion just right. They rotated and adjusted, testing different positions until finally, it seemed to fit perfectly. The words "Triangular wavies" became a sort of code phrase for their success, as they carefully aligned the cushions in place.

And then, in a moment of triumph, the person realized that they had actually built two identical rocking chairs. They looked at each other, both of them laughing in amazement. "We've done our part," they said, with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

But just as things were starting to look up, the person's phone started ringing. It was someone asking about their podcast, and the person wasn't sure how to respond. The conversation quickly devolved into confusion, with the person stammering and stumbling over their words.

As they hung up the phone, the person couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. They had built two rocking chairs from scratch, only to have their podcast interrupted by a random inquiry. It was moments like these that made them wonder what other unexpected twists and turns lay ahead in the world of furniture assembly.

Despite the chaos and confusion, the person emerged from this experience with a newfound sense of determination and resilience. They had faced down their fears and overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles to create something truly remarkable – two functional rocking chairs, each one unique in its own way. And as they sat back to admire their handiwork, they couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment at having navigated the ups and downs of furniture assembly with such aplomb.

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I'm sending it to W I need two legs yesterday I'm trying here's a leg okay that's to the wrong table but I'll take it all right teleporter incoming I think how do I can you can you push it I I pushed the button Mark who whoa I got wieners coming with I got wieners I got legs I got legs with wieners all right I'm sending no you just took it back sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry uh Mark the distal liy of thou moon is green not in fact flower you submitted something that was wrong so it changed and you didn't let me read what it was all right well I didn't have the rest of my life to wait all right line to the flower the line of the leg to the flower that's I don't have a table anymore well yeah Mark I need a tabletop I think wait I got a bunch of stuff on the teleporter for excellent teleport it oh hey look I got a tabletop line to the flower that should be all you need the pointy flower or the curvy flower what there's a flower on each side one of them is pointy and one of them is how do I have eight legs to the wrong table teleport again Wade teleport again oh God okay uh the line is dust thou flower right yes hey Mark I need those directions again for no particular reason why were you God okay line to the star the line side of the leg is touching the star got it easy I have a weer some more than yeah I'm getting I'm getting them I there's one weer pending I'm going you know hard is to to oh boy wait teleport the weers if you need them uh I need a little I need a little Ley I have one little leggy on the teleporter if you would just push the button it would come over to where you are got it thanks man done he I got all right yeah we got how that happened I have to be honest ah look at that we got four points for that one table that was pretty Prett good thank you thank you are you intentionally reading my instructions wrong cuz I feel I'm not reading anything do we need to change who's doing the instructing I think we beat that level Next Level all right level nine we're ready all right cool all right okay I'm I'm down oh hey oh no we have to nut okay you guys get you guys have the nut what are we building okay you need to put 10 rounded nuts in the Llama what's a rounded nut all of these things does it matter what color they are nope just 10 of them need to go in the piñata then turn it can we can we put more than 10 no exactly 10 10 is the number thou sh well I mean is it is it possible to put more than 10 cuz we might have okay oh that was you guys can't count well done all right nine shall be the number of nut in 1 2 3 4 5 six 7 seven88 9 9 nice the number Thou shalt count to is 10 1 two three 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 nailed it eight shall be the number one two three three four five six seven seven eight eight yeah that reach 12 2 three four five 6 seven eight careful nine 10 uh 11 11 12 12 did you put it in did it did it go in are you sure uh 12 yeah good save nine one two three three 4 5 6 78 N9 nine holy how are we 12 12 12 one two three three four five 6 seven eight nine 10 oh no 11 how many many I got no I had it right there a wait you really screwed that up at the end you're welcome we had a good Rhythm well you had like eight seconds I had to help hey I got number one so you're welcome three four four five four five we really had it under control smooth this level looks easy huh this level looks easy uhuh all right let's do it all right uh I'll get the little one I guess okay oh what else is around I don't see anything no Direction back here go ahead uh putting this in the area oh wait instructions here we go uh lines away from the Star you got it baby like if we think of this like positive negative and then the line is the negative side we could be like we could call the the pointy part the negative side I love this lamp then it's yep yep you get it yeah I'm with you I'm with you okay cool can someone wiener me in the middle oh ah where did it go right there no my middle my middle weer my middle here just Popp poing I need a wiener in the middle where's the wieners we're missing a wiener we're missing a wiener it's it's right here it's in space a little bit oh space wiener come back there you go rotate it rotate it put it on go go yep there you go facing the wrong way yep grab it oh shut up turn it that was my bad no that's Notre you didn't even have the light bulb in there there there you go it's still not correct I know I know I know partial credit uh D Rod th Dilly Lial you talking about Li disposition I'll look I'll look limited Dilly you didn't even see what it was I know we don't checkerboard Checker board's on the exterior edges checkerboard exterior yeah Mark we need you to come screw all right you got it don't worry what's the rush I got it in there we go for the love you slow bastard sorry I got a little angry there all right hurry your shake you slow bastard I love yelling that after the time is expired all right next one what that oh no Mark how would you describe these patterns oh God only one way to find out oh look at the things all right where's instructions here we go oh Bob by the way each symbol has an opposite side that's different oh loop-de-loop okay which one no it's no it's definitely this one yeah loopy loop or loopy loop with a gap in it facing in or out loopy loopy up Loop me up legs short side long side what the legs do they long or short short Mark come do the screws wait let me make sure oh guys that's loopy down you guys are so it's not it's not a attach Mark come help I know but I'm just checking I'm just checking cuz you were gu wait do the wait put do the there no it's got to turn the leggy got to turn that's short side what do you mean my god oh wait I thought it could go a different way you can wait get something else God damn it sorry Jesus see I I literally thought like the leg the way it was like it could either the short side of the leg attach or the long side of the leg attach I didn't know long of table no that's not the place where do I go not over there see I'm not it be over here where it where do I go someone throw me throw me thr me wait wait wait I'll throw it oh God okay here here here hey guys look was right God I told you I told you my instructions you want to read it fine the the oh wow hey Mark which one is the loopy same one loopy loop but other way legs go on the loopy loop with no dash in the middle legs long or short legs on short side legs on short side all right great what get out of my way no move here we go amazing okay someone thr come here come here come here come here come here catch catch catch catch incoming got it all right why are we in such a heart all right same orientation as the first one loopy loops and the solid loopy loop is the top okay legs on short side not this way not this way I got to flip it this way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my Apple watch keeps going off that I'm in a loud environment the loud the loud thing is me Apple watch I have bad news this is Great's the last leg where's the last leg sounds like a question that you should have the go here we go here we go all right all right come here catch catch catch got it oh we're the best we're the best we're the best we got like a million points probably like we weren't even here that's pretty good A we were only 40 away from the aming masing oh yeah no when you're right you're right Next Level oh no what's happening what is this everything hey guys there's a conveyor belt is that good instructions okay this is for the table oh look a a thing you can die on all right how do we do the table table short side quad loop quad quad loop short side quad loop is the top or the the is that where the legs go I think we'll just refer to it quad loop attaches to the legs in that manner okay I can't fit through here apparently rotate lb oh ah can someone come do the screwing uh where's the gun it's right there it's right there nope okay well that's a b that's not the gun I thought you needed the where'd it go where it disappears when you get close just hit just hit like X or whatever okay uh there you go where's the last is it did you bring the last leg over yeah I thought so is it underneath where you guys are standing saw wait I thought I saw it it was just here what what where the did it go um why what where'd he go nothing where'd it go where where' what H what happened oh here it is we're idiots hey done hey we're getting really good at this guys what it's fine you guys you guys all right oh have you have you guys heard the new Mario voice in Super Mario Wonder no when he dies it literally sounds like a quite a death Shak he goes I don't know if that was like uh oh well look from now on we'll only discuss instructions as they attach the instructions are gone Mark what do you mean they're gone they're gone right well just put it on there Bob we're going to guess all right it goes like that all right need the other ones right here found him found them okay it's okay checkerboard attaches Outside Inside I just way do you want it uh oh no uh yeah let's go get the new pieces wi seems like a good idea Mark uh help here I'll hold this and you attach to this where inside yeah I threw it in here I threw it in here somewhere wait waade you touched it where' the drill go right here here oh damn it okay checkerboard inside oh hey how do you tell did you staple that he did thr face over here cuz he didn't say I can't tell until he was already holding it in place oh none of us could tell how could you tell I assumed you did it right that's how I could tell all right checker board inside should probably confirm that it didn't change right oh son of a no it's right we don't have time right it's right it's right go go go 15 14 someone staple me okay our our things are not the perfect perfect go go go top stable St stable oh no God God damn it oh I don't know why we thought this game was going to be so difficult we got to do it again we didn't get a star what do you mean no we don't oh okay I'm lying to you you're wrong stupid is it actually faster to skip someone tells me it's not you mean to dash yeah Skip it's very slightly faster it's dashing skip you kind of Skip it's called it's called dashing you go can't skip than you help help me help me what is happening Wade was suffering a hell of his own Miss no where's the where's where's the gun do we have the gun yeah it's already been thrown over here all right Mark's doing the thing you're doing loopy L long what loopy do long you know loopy do long legs attached long on the loopy side on the loopy side with no dash or with a dash just it's a complete Loop okay the other side is dead man's Loop Mark you got to come drill us actually I could well just just do it I don't know oh it's under it's under the table okay hold on okay is this right I don't know I think so yeah it's loopy long okay yeah it's Loy long you got a real loopy long going on here loopy long yeah loopy long man no yes all right that Loop be long uh where's the other one I'll go look no but I'll look why you say me why you say it so self-righteously like that ah tessellation inside checkerboard outside there but the okay it's like a tesselating pattern why is that underground it's not attaching correctly here let me hold to see how oh wait yes no wait stop I doubt Mark rotate yours rotate no l L1 rotate yours Mark I am I am now Check Yes okay I'm going to do it that's it that's it this is the way oh why is that possible turn it in turn it in it's good I didn't there you go why is that possible I hate everything that was perfect everybody my bad here get the M you guys okay wa over here trying to kill me what do you mean no no no I'm just I just helping wait on this bridge his survival Instinct K what are you doing hey waade how's it going I can't see I got tears uh all right you seen a Game of Thrones where it's like the two seab bound dudes on the bridge and one of them's wobbly that's that's weade what are the in what are the instructions I thought the instruction I didn't see uh oh wait yes I did checkerboard let me check no rush man all right checkerboard inside checkerboard inside drill me done all right yeah that's good that's good no no all right hold on hold on hold on okay checkerboard needs to go inside like this x yes no wait why why top no hold on there yes top top go go just put it in yes we did it I did it we did it I did it oh man hey we got a star hey look at that we're the best well Wade's the best oh look how many rooms there is look this is this is relaxing we just calm down here a little bit what oh no oh sweet Jesus so oh Jesus give me figured this out but this is cushions and patterns there's different cushion shapes and there's different patterns of the cushions I think this and the patterns have different colors that could still be correct I'm going to need you guys to trust me on this one because this is exactly what I was here for why are you laughing why are you laughing this is what I was this is what I was oh God I don't like I don't like that okay all right rocking chair cool that's fine what shape of cushion who hey what's up rocking chair thing all right so you're building a rocking chair that much should be obvious got it okay oh oh ah all right good news both cushions are the wave pattern there we go we got two rocking chair legs all right so you're going to put the rocking chair middle what shape is the cushion is it a thick you're going to go for you're going to rounded edges rectangular wave pattern are we missing a thing how what you got to bridge him with the bridge that bridge that in the back see that you put it in the back which one's the back back yeah yes wait yes what are you doing what put it the thing do I do that that that yeah that's it there yeah right like that yeah uh-huh the other leg goes on it like that nope n why why is this why is this why do I hold let me hold it some other way I I hold it hold on I don't oh no rotate El elbow for the RO T that just doesn't make any sense why would fail failure nope why would hold this I just it keeps F why are you saying my name I don't know how it's your fault but it clearly seems to be your fault what do you mean it's not what is happening there there there there there no no wait what did we do did we do it wrong wait wait can you set it while it's on the ground wa nope no nope nope nope nope nope nope I think there might might be something wrong with this Mark I've got to be honest no uh-huh done nope no you got to hold it got hold it still for a sec Bud okay stop moving wa why are you moving we got this oh oh wait this was supposed to go on the a that's what we did wrong that plank was supposed to go on the top this was supposed to go so what you're saying is I should just attach this all together yeah yeah put it in there no I can't I can't attach anything else to it okay well that's fine oh okay can you wait could you just wait wait I need a moment I can't even turn this in I don't understand what this I'm out let's hey let's just restart the level let's why don't we just do that yeah let's do that that's we got this I'm going to go look at the instructions all right you look at them this fine we all right we're making a rocking chair yeah that's what I put the legs on the put the Rockers on the bottom of the frames like before the plank goes in the center holes and the rectangle should be aligned long ways forward and backward on the on the top of the seat part yes and then there's a crossmember the little rectangle that's on one side of that needs to go forward towards where the person sits I think that's right that's right right there right yeah that yeah let Sticky Side is up for the the thingy we see staple where's St oh yeah got it baby all right okay here's this I'm going to try and get the I'm going to try and get the correct cushions here oh I pressed the wrong button I'm sorry about that stop moving it stop throwing it why are you throwing it I think we need to get the back on first right stop pushing me I have this lined up so there we no yes right if only we had the back on got it all right stable it stable it stable it stable St it stable it stable it stable it stable it why oh hey I pressed the wrong button okay stable it nice all right Bob are you just Bob what are you I I'm trying to I'm trying to get the correct um cushion set up go nice all right we got this oh wait oh wait I think I might be close I think I might be close let me check let me check we've done our part mark thank you the bottom is the big tall wavy and the back is the tight wavy I did it if you you can you can kind of like you know travel around hey guess what I think that's wrong oh no no no no way Jesus Christ okay still money again boys money still money it's a rocking chair same dealio fellas exactly the same dealio hard corners and sure yeah rounded Corners I know what I'm doing never mind uh Mark you staple me that don't oh and that there uh-huh right there right there wow I really hate cushion really getting in the way of things there we go the same they're both the Third Kind the the Triangular wavies hang on done they're both the Triangular on you okay like that and then also waitting on you like that do it do it do it do it do it do it that might actually be correct all right I don't know if I wanted oh my God I figured out the cushion we have time for another one I in the sky why are you on top of me I am in the sky oh God I I'm number one I end you are I end on that we do a podcast all right don't say another word about it yeah just go listen to the podcast if you don't know what it is but you can look at this too late Banner that's appearing I don't know about that on my end yeah make Dana do it I don't do it I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna godistal is an adjective it is a descriptor for the ends the end the ends of what the whole object all right Next Level oh god oh do I do I need to give instructions here oh no all right you ready the legs will line long attached to the star I hate you great uh so star side up no not up that's down because when you turn the table the table is a finished product the Stars would be down because the legs attached to them so that's down star side up lines down got it oh boy I'm literally can't do anything I'm just stuck in a room by myself pie boys oh hey I got it wrong Mark that was wrong the legs will linely attach to the star that should be all you need I got it now how do I get where am I where are we I I oh we have different ones do we have different ones you guys have to send me the pieces nothing hey Mark you guys have to use the teleporter to send me pieces Mark I think you have to do I don't who am I sending this to I see you're sending it to me and I'm sending it to W I need two legs yesterday I'm trying here's a leg okay that's to the wrong table but I'll take it all right teleporter incoming I think how do I can you can you push it I I pushed the button Mark who whoa I got wieners coming with I got wieners I got legs I got legs with wieners all right I'm sending no you just took it back sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry uh Mark the distal liy of thou moon is green not in fact flower you submitted something that was wrong so it changed and you didn't let me read what it was all right well I didn't have the rest of my life to wait all right line to the flower the line of the leg to the flower that's I don't have a table anymore well yeah Mark I need a tabletop I think wait I got a bunch of stuff on the teleporter for excellent teleport it oh hey look I got a tabletop line to the flower that should be all you need the pointy flower or the curvy flower what there's a flower on each side one of them is pointy and one of them is how do I have eight legs to the wrong table teleport again Wade teleport again oh God okay uh the line is dust thou flower right yes hey Mark I need those directions again for no particular reason why were you God okay line to the star the line side of the leg is touching the star got it easy I have a weer some more than yeah I'm getting I'm getting them I there's one weer pending I'm going you know hard is to to oh boy wait teleport the weers if you need them uh I need a little I need a little Ley I have one little leggy on the teleporter if you would just push the button it would come over to where you are got it thanks man done he I got all right yeah we got how that happened I have to be honest ah look at that we got four points for that one table that was pretty Prett good thank you thank you are you intentionally reading my instructions wrong cuz I feel I'm not reading anything do we need to change who's doing the instructing I think we beat that level Next Level all right level nine we're ready all right cool all right okay I'm I'm down oh hey oh no we have to nut okay you guys get you guys have the nut what are we building okay you need to put 10 rounded nuts in the Llama what's a rounded nut all of these things does it matter what color they are nope just 10 of them need to go in the piñata then turn it can we can we put more than 10 no exactly 10 10 is the number thou sh well I mean is it is it possible to put more than 10 cuz we might have okay oh that was you guys can't count well done all right nine shall be the number of nut in 1 2 3 4 5 six 7 seven88 9 9 nice the number Thou shalt count to is 10 1 two three 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 nailed it eight shall be the number one two three three four five six seven seven eight eight yeah that reach 12 2 three four five 6 seven eight careful nine 10 uh 11 11 12 12 did you put it in did it did it go in are you sure uh 12 yeah good save nine one two three three 4 5 6 78 N9 nine holy how are we 12 12 12 one two three three four five 6 seven eight nine 10 oh no 11 how many many I got no I had it right there a wait you really screwed that up at the end you're welcome we had a good Rhythm well you had like eight seconds I had to help hey I got number one so you're welcome three four four five four five we really had it under control smooth this level looks easy huh this level looks easy uhuh all right let's do it all right uh I'll get the little one I guess okay oh what else is around I don't see anything no Direction back here go ahead uh putting this in the area oh wait instructions here we go uh lines away from the Star you got it baby like if we think of this like positive negative and then the line is the negative side we could be like we could call the the pointy part the negative side I love this lamp then it's yep yep you get it yeah I'm with you I'm with you okay cool can someone wiener me in the middle oh ah where did it go right there no my middle my middle weer my middle here just Popp poing I need a wiener in the middle where's the wieners we're missing a wiener we're missing a wiener it's it's right here it's in space a little bit oh space wiener come back there you go rotate it rotate it put it on go go yep there you go facing the wrong way yep grab it oh shut up turn it that was my bad no that's Notre you didn't even have the light bulb in there there there you go it's still not correct I know I know I know partial credit uh D Rod th Dilly Lial you talking about Li disposition I'll look I'll look limited Dilly you didn't even see what it was I know we don't checkerboard Checker board's on the exterior edges checkerboard exterior yeah Mark we need you to come screw all right you got it don't worry what's the rush I got it in there we go for the love you slow bastard sorry I got a little angry there all right hurry your shake you slow bastard I love yelling that after the time is expired all right next one what that oh no Mark how would you describe these patterns oh God only one way to find out oh look at the things all right where's instructions here we go oh Bob by the way each symbol has an opposite side that's different oh loop-de-loop okay which one no it's no it's definitely this one yeah loopy loop or loopy loop with a gap in it facing in or out loopy loopy up Loop me up legs short side long side what the legs do they long or short short Mark come do the screws wait let me make sure oh guys that's loopy down you guys are so it's not it's not a attach Mark come help I know but I'm just checking I'm just checking cuz you were gu wait do the wait put do the there no it's got to turn the leggy got to turn that's short side what do you mean my god oh wait I thought it could go a different way you can wait get something else God damn it sorry Jesus see I I literally thought like the leg the way it was like it could either the short side of the leg attach or the long side of the leg attach I didn't know long of table no that's not the place where do I go not over there see I'm not it be over here where it where do I go someone throw me throw me thr me wait wait wait I'll throw it oh God okay here here here hey guys look was right God I told you I told you my instructions you want to read it fine the the oh wow hey Mark which one is the loopy same one loopy loop but other way legs go on the loopy loop with no dash in the middle legs long or short legs on short side legs on short side all right great what get out of my way no move here we go amazing okay someone thr come here come here come here come here come here catch catch catch catch incoming got it all right why are we in such a heart all right same orientation as the first one loopy loops and the solid loopy loop is the top okay legs on short side not this way not this way I got to flip it this way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my Apple watch keeps going off that I'm in a loud environment the loud the loud thing is me Apple watch I have bad news this is Great's the last leg where's the last leg sounds like a question that you should have the go here we go here we go all right all right come here catch catch catch got it oh we're the best we're the best we're the best we got like a million points probably like we weren't even here that's pretty good A we were only 40 away from the aming masing oh yeah no when you're right you're right Next Level oh no what's happening what is this everything hey guys there's a conveyor belt is that good instructions okay this is for the table oh look a a thing you can die on all right how do we do the table table short side quad loop quad quad loop short side quad loop is the top or the the is that where the legs go I think we'll just refer to it quad loop attaches to the legs in that manner okay I can't fit through here apparently rotate lb oh ah can someone come do the screwing uh where's the gun it's right there it's right there nope okay well that's a b that's not the gun I thought you needed the where'd it go where it disappears when you get close just hit just hit like X or whatever okay uh there you go where's the last is it did you bring the last leg over yeah I thought so is it underneath where you guys are standing saw wait I thought I saw it it was just here what what where the did it go um why what where'd he go nothing where'd it go where where' what H what happened oh here it is we're idiots hey done hey we're getting really good at this guys what it's fine you guys you guys all right oh have you have you guys heard the new Mario voice in Super Mario Wonder no when he dies it literally sounds like a quite a death Shak he goes I don't know if that was like uh oh well look from now on we'll only discuss instructions as they attach the instructions are gone Mark what do you mean they're gone they're gone right well just put it on there Bob we're going to guess all right it goes like that all right need the other ones right here found him found them okay it's okay checkerboard attaches Outside Inside I just way do you want it uh oh no uh yeah let's go get the new pieces wi seems like a good idea Mark uh help here I'll hold this and you attach to this where inside yeah I threw it in here I threw it in here somewhere wait waade you touched it where' the drill go right here here oh damn it okay checkerboard inside oh hey how do you tell did you staple that he did thr face over here cuz he didn't say I can't tell until he was already holding it in place oh none of us could tell how could you tell I assumed you did it right that's how I could tell all right checker board inside should probably confirm that it didn't change right oh son of a no it's right we don't have time right it's right it's right go go go 15 14 someone staple me okay our our things are not the perfect perfect go go go top stable St stable oh no God God damn it oh I don't know why we thought this game was going to be so difficult we got to do it again we didn't get a star what do you mean no we don't oh okay I'm lying to you you're wrong stupid is it actually faster to skip someone tells me it's not you mean to dash yeah Skip it's very slightly faster it's dashing skip you kind of Skip it's called it's called dashing you go can't skip than you help help me help me what is happening Wade was suffering a hell of his own Miss no where's the where's where's the gun do we have the gun yeah it's already been thrown over here all right Mark's doing the thing you're doing loopy L long what loopy do long you know loopy do long legs attached long on the loopy side on the loopy side with no dash or with a dash just it's a complete Loop okay the other side is dead man's Loop Mark you got to come drill us actually I could well just just do it I don't know oh it's under it's under the table okay hold on okay is this right I don't know I think so yeah it's loopy long okay yeah it's Loy long you got a real loopy long going on here loopy long yeah loopy long man no yes all right that Loop be long uh where's the other one I'll go look no but I'll look why you say me why you say it so self-righteously like that ah tessellation inside checkerboard outside there but the okay it's like a tesselating pattern why is that underground it's not attaching correctly here let me hold to see how oh wait yes no wait stop I doubt Mark rotate yours rotate no l L1 rotate yours Mark I am I am now Check Yes okay I'm going to do it that's it that's it this is the way oh why is that possible turn it in turn it in it's good I didn't there you go why is that possible I hate everything that was perfect everybody my bad here get the M you guys okay wa over here trying to kill me what do you mean no no no I'm just I just helping wait on this bridge his survival Instinct K what are you doing hey waade how's it going I can't see I got tears uh all right you seen a Game of Thrones where it's like the two seab bound dudes on the bridge and one of them's wobbly that's that's weade what are the in what are the instructions I thought the instruction I didn't see uh oh wait yes I did checkerboard let me check no rush man all right checkerboard inside checkerboard inside drill me done all right yeah that's good that's good no no all right hold on hold on hold on okay checkerboard needs to go inside like this x yes no wait why why top no hold on there yes top top go go just put it in yes we did it I did it we did it I did it oh man hey we got a star hey look at that we're the best well Wade's the best oh look how many rooms there is look this is this is relaxing we just calm down here a little bit what oh no oh sweet Jesus so oh Jesus give me figured this out but this is cushions and patterns there's different cushion shapes and there's different patterns of the cushions I think this and the patterns have different colors that could still be correct I'm going to need you guys to trust me on this one because this is exactly what I was here for why are you laughing why are you laughing this is what I was this is what I was oh God I don't like I don't like that okay all right rocking chair cool that's fine what shape of cushion who hey what's up rocking chair thing all right so you're building a rocking chair that much should be obvious got it okay oh oh ah all right good news both cushions are the wave pattern there we go we got two rocking chair legs all right so you're going to put the rocking chair middle what shape is the cushion is it a thick you're going to go for you're going to rounded edges rectangular wave pattern are we missing a thing how what you got to bridge him with the bridge that bridge that in the back see that you put it in the back which one's the back back yeah yes wait yes what are you doing what put it the thing do I do that that that yeah that's it there yeah right like that yeah uh-huh the other leg goes on it like that nope n why why is this why is this why do I hold let me hold it some other way I I hold it hold on I don't oh no rotate El elbow for the RO T that just doesn't make any sense why would fail failure nope why would hold this I just it keeps F why are you saying my name I don't know how it's your fault but it clearly seems to be your fault what do you mean it's not what is happening there there there there there no no wait what did we do did we do it wrong wait wait can you set it while it's on the ground wa nope no nope nope nope nope nope nope I think there might might be something wrong with this Mark I've got to be honest no uh-huh done nope no you got to hold it got hold it still for a sec Bud okay stop moving wa why are you moving we got this oh oh wait this was supposed to go on the a that's what we did wrong that plank was supposed to go on the top this was supposed to go so what you're saying is I should just attach this all together yeah yeah put it in there no I can't I can't attach anything else to it okay well that's fine oh okay can you wait could you just wait wait I need a moment I can't even turn this in I don't understand what this I'm out let's hey let's just restart the level let's why don't we just do that yeah let's do that that's we got this I'm going to go look at the instructions all right you look at them this fine we all right we're making a rocking chair yeah that's what I put the legs on the put the Rockers on the bottom of the frames like before the plank goes in the center holes and the rectangle should be aligned long ways forward and backward on the on the top of the seat part yes and then there's a crossmember the little rectangle that's on one side of that needs to go forward towards where the person sits I think that's right that's right right there right yeah that yeah let Sticky Side is up for the the thingy we see staple where's St oh yeah got it baby all right okay here's this I'm going to try and get the I'm going to try and get the correct cushions here oh I pressed the wrong button I'm sorry about that stop moving it stop throwing it why are you throwing it I think we need to get the back on first right stop pushing me I have this lined up so there we no yes right if only we had the back on got it all right stable it stable it stable it stable St it stable it stable it stable it stable it why oh hey I pressed the wrong button okay stable it nice all right Bob are you just Bob what are you I I'm trying to I'm trying to get the correct um cushion set up go nice all right we got this oh wait oh wait I think I might be close I think I might be close let me check let me check we've done our part mark thank you the bottom is the big tall wavy and the back is the tight wavy I did it if you you can you can kind of like you know travel around hey guess what I think that's wrong oh no no no no way Jesus Christ okay still money again boys money still money it's a rocking chair same dealio fellas exactly the same dealio hard corners and sure yeah rounded Corners I know what I'm doing never mind uh Mark you staple me that don't oh and that there uh-huh right there right there wow I really hate cushion really getting in the way of things there we go the same they're both the Third Kind the the Triangular wavies hang on done they're both the Triangular on you okay like that and then also waitting on you like that do it do it do it do it do it do it that might actually be correct all right I don't know if I wanted oh my God I figured out the cushion we have time for another one I in the sky why are you on top of me I am in the sky oh God I I'm number one I end you are I end on that we do a podcast all right don't say another word about it yeah just go listen to the podcast if you don't know what it is but you can look at this too late Banner that's appearing I don't know about that on my end yeah make Dana do it I don't do it I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna go\n"