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good would you send your child to public or private school neither actually not going to send him to school at all want him to say stupid say stupid stupid like me have you ever had a hamster if so is it hard to take care of a hamster I really want one of them I don't see the correlation between a pet and having a kid I'm sorry nope are you going to play catch with him or her as a bonding experience or build a computer no our bonding experience will be chores a lot of them what if you had to pick either Mark or Jack to babysit who would you choose neither what that's like having a giant baby babysit a regular baby when is the due Day July 26th is the estimated time of arrival what about having a baby is making you most nervous avoiding the projectile vomiting that's tough for me or the baby from you and the baby oh no will you Vlog your child's life up to what age I would definitely Vlog it up till maybe they're 70 just Vlog their entire life they don't get a say in it they don't get a say in it what is the baby's ethnicity well I hope German and Filipino but uh will you introduce your kid to nerdy stuff like Star Wars directly out of the womb oh yeah that's right what will you do when the baby cries and wakes you up probably just turn over and and jab Amanda I'm just kidding is the baby going to take up your YouTube time and make it so you can't upload as much I sure hope so will the baby reschedule your videos if they do they're going to have to use my calendar app what kind of superpowers do you expect your baby to have the ability to wake me up whenever I'm sleeping how many arms I hope two right that's what we want do you want your baby to be a nerd or an athlete can't they be both is this just one or the other or is jred going to be allowed to be babysat by the baby I don't think the baby would know what to do with jred jred needs constant care and attention on a scale of dad jokes to 10 how excited are you to be a father am I right that's a dad joke right what are you guys looking forward to once the baby is born such as first really looking forward to the first time it wipes itself looking forward to that would you and Amanda like to have more children in the future like a specific number I think we both want the American dream you know I think we we want 2.5 kids yeah 2.5 will you force the baby to subscribe to your channel and watch like and comment on all your videos yeah what else are kids for which Hogwarts house would you want your kid to be in Slytherin definitely definitely Slytherin do you think the baby will have your ears oh I hope not are you scared of having a baby I mean are you scared of failing or not being a good enough parent no I'm not really scared nope do you want the baby to be more like you or Amanda oh definitely Amanda H have you seen this face how does it feel that you're going to be a dad are you having twins nope I don't I don't think so nope what names are you thinking of unisexual gender-based names it may be just me but I didn't realize names were sexual would you be that stereotypical overprotective Dad if you had a girl yes no I would not be stereotypical I'd be so far away from stereotypical chastity belts who do you think the baby will look like most ah that poor baby most likely me how are babies made you better ask your mommy or daddy that one on a scale of 1 to 1,000 how's everything anything going for you guys I would say 732 H 733 7 734 maybe will you make your kid do chores or not yes all of them yep what type of parents will you and Amanda be world's greatest will you and Amanda spoil it I was afraid that I'm going to but I think I've devised a mechanism to not spoil because I I probably am the dad that likes to buy their kid toys but to not spoil them every time I give them a toy I'm just going to spank them immediately that way they get a toy but they also get spanked so they can't be spoiled so it's like yay for toys but also oh no all right guys if you enjoyed this video thank you for enjoying it and give it a like also check out the last askm and maybe leave a question for the next askm down in the comments below okay

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello and welcome today's askm is all about babies because I'm an expectant father or uh father to a father to be an expectant father would mean I already have a kid and I'm expecting to be a father again how does that work either way you can see I'm new at this so let's begin by answering your questions possible names for the baby Ronda jillery feebs congratulations how long have you wanted a baby I don't know since I was a baby can Amanda feel the baby in the early stages yes and it's called morning sickness do you believe in raising your baby super strictly or giving them a lot of freedom oh definitely Freedom you know you don't want to tell a baby what to do they don't like that how excited are you for the baby uh seven seven just the seven will you consider Harry Potter names uh no what species zodiac how many kids do you want eventually all of them just all of them what would your child's nickname be most likely uh girl or boy um regardless of their gender what color do you think its eyes will be Maas it's actually 50/50 50% chance Brown Hazel 50% chance blue so uh definitely rooting for green best guess of the sex of the baby my guess is that it's going to be a boy because you keep throwing up a lot and I think boys are just mean how's Amanda doing ask her not good would you send your child to public or private school neither actually not going to send him to school at all want him to say stupid say stupid stupid like me have you ever had a hamster if so is it hard to take care of a hamster I really want one of them I don't see the correlation between a pet and having a kid I'm sorry nope are you going to play catch with him or her as a bonding experience or build a computer no our bonding experience will be chores a lot of them what if you had to pick either Mark or Jack to babysit who would you choose neither what that's like having a giant baby babysit a regular baby when is the due Day July 26th is the estimated time of arrival what about having a baby is making you most nervous avoiding the projectile vomiting that's tough for me or the baby from you and the baby oh no will you Vlog your child's life up to what age I would definitely Vlog it up till maybe they're 70 just Vlog their entire life they don't get a say in it they don't get a say in it what is the baby's ethnicity well I hope German and Filipino but uh will you introduce your kid to nerdy stuff like Star Wars directly out of the womb oh yeah that's right what will you do when the baby cries and wakes you up probably just turn over and and uh jab Amanda I'm just kidding is the baby going to take up your YouTube time and make it so you can't upload as much I sure hope so will the baby reschedule your videos if they do they're going to have to use my calendar app what kind of superpowers do you expect your baby to have the ability to wake me up whenever I'm sleeping how many arms I hope two right that's what we want do you want your baby to be a nerd or an athlete can't they be both is this just one or the other or is jred going to be allowed to be babysat by the baby I don't think the baby would know what to do with jred jred needs constant care and attention on a scale of dad jokes to 10 how excited are you to be a father am I right that's a dad joke right what are you guys looking forward to once the baby is born such as first really looking forward to the first time it wipes itself looking forward to that would you and Amanda like to have more children in the future like a specific number I think we both want the American dream you know I think we we want 2.5 kids yeah 2.5 will you force the baby to subscribe to your channel and watch like and comment on all your videos yeah what else are kids for which Hogwarts house would you want your kid to be in Slytherin definitely definitely Slytherin do you think the baby will have your ears oh I hope not are you scared of having a baby I mean are you scared of failing or not being a good enough parent no I'm not really scared nope do you want the baby to be more like you or Amanda oh definitely Amanda H have you seen this face how does it feel that you're going to be a dad are you having twins nope I don't I don't think so nope what names are you thinking of unisexual gender-based names it may be just me but I didn't realize names were sexual would you be that stereotypical overprotective Dad if you had a girl yes no I would not be stereotypical I'd be so far away from stereotypical chastity belts who do you think the baby will look like most ah that poor baby most likely me how are babies made you better ask your mommy or daddy that one on a scale of 1 to 1,000 how's everything anything going for you guys I would say 732 H 733 7 734 maybe will you make your kid do chores or not yes all of them yep what type of parents will you and Amanda be world's greatest will you and Amanda spoil it I was afraid that I'm going to but I think I've devised a mechanism to not spoil because I I probably am the dad that likes to buy their kid toys but to not spoil them every time I give them a toy I'm just going to spank them immediately that way they get a toy but they also get spanked so they can't be spoiled so it's like yay for toys but also oh no all right guys if you enjoyed this video thank you for enjoying it and give it a like also check out the last askm and maybe leave a question for the next askm down in the comments below okay high fivehello and welcome today's askm is all about babies because I'm an expectant father or uh father to a father to be an expectant father would mean I already have a kid and I'm expecting to be a father again how does that work either way you can see I'm new at this so let's begin by answering your questions possible names for the baby Ronda jillery feebs congratulations how long have you wanted a baby I don't know since I was a baby can Amanda feel the baby in the early stages yes and it's called morning sickness do you believe in raising your baby super strictly or giving them a lot of freedom oh definitely Freedom you know you don't want to tell a baby what to do they don't like that how excited are you for the baby uh seven seven just the seven will you consider Harry Potter names uh no what species zodiac how many kids do you want eventually all of them just all of them what would your child's nickname be most likely uh girl or boy um regardless of their gender what color do you think its eyes will be Maas it's actually 50/50 50% chance Brown Hazel 50% chance blue so uh definitely rooting for green best guess of the sex of the baby my guess is that it's going to be a boy because you keep throwing up a lot and I think boys are just mean how's Amanda doing ask her not good would you send your child to public or private school neither actually not going to send him to school at all want him to say stupid say stupid stupid like me have you ever had a hamster if so is it hard to take care of a hamster I really want one of them I don't see the correlation between a pet and having a kid I'm sorry nope are you going to play catch with him or her as a bonding experience or build a computer no our bonding experience will be chores a lot of them what if you had to pick either Mark or Jack to babysit who would you choose neither what that's like having a giant baby babysit a regular baby when is the due Day July 26th is the estimated time of arrival what about having a baby is making you most nervous avoiding the projectile vomiting that's tough for me or the baby from you and the baby oh no will you Vlog your child's life up to what age I would definitely Vlog it up till maybe they're 70 just Vlog their entire life they don't get a say in it they don't get a say in it what is the baby's ethnicity well I hope German and Filipino but uh will you introduce your kid to nerdy stuff like Star Wars directly out of the womb oh yeah that's right what will you do when the baby cries and wakes you up probably just turn over and and uh jab Amanda I'm just kidding is the baby going to take up your YouTube time and make it so you can't upload as much I sure hope so will the baby reschedule your videos if they do they're going to have to use my calendar app what kind of superpowers do you expect your baby to have the ability to wake me up whenever I'm sleeping how many arms I hope two right that's what we want do you want your baby to be a nerd or an athlete can't they be both is this just one or the other or is jred going to be allowed to be babysat by the baby I don't think the baby would know what to do with jred jred needs constant care and attention on a scale of dad jokes to 10 how excited are you to be a father am I right that's a dad joke right what are you guys looking forward to once the baby is born such as first really looking forward to the first time it wipes itself looking forward to that would you and Amanda like to have more children in the future like a specific number I think we both want the American dream you know I think we we want 2.5 kids yeah 2.5 will you force the baby to subscribe to your channel and watch like and comment on all your videos yeah what else are kids for which Hogwarts house would you want your kid to be in Slytherin definitely definitely Slytherin do you think the baby will have your ears oh I hope not are you scared of having a baby I mean are you scared of failing or not being a good enough parent no I'm not really scared nope do you want the baby to be more like you or Amanda oh definitely Amanda H have you seen this face how does it feel that you're going to be a dad are you having twins nope I don't I don't think so nope what names are you thinking of unisexual gender-based names it may be just me but I didn't realize names were sexual would you be that stereotypical overprotective Dad if you had a girl yes no I would not be stereotypical I'd be so far away from stereotypical chastity belts who do you think the baby will look like most ah that poor baby most likely me how are babies made you better ask your mommy or daddy that one on a scale of 1 to 1,000 how's everything anything going for you guys I would say 732 H 733 7 734 maybe will you make your kid do chores or not yes all of them yep what type of parents will you and Amanda be world's greatest will you and Amanda spoil it I was afraid that I'm going to but I think I've devised a mechanism to not spoil because I I probably am the dad that likes to buy their kid toys but to not spoil them every time I give them a toy I'm just going to spank them immediately that way they get a toy but they also get spanked so they can't be spoiled so it's like yay for toys but also oh no all right guys if you enjoyed this video thank you for enjoying it and give it a like also check out the last askm and maybe leave a question for the next askm down in the comments below okay high five\n"