Pirillo #Vlog 315 - Dude, Where's My Car
**Article: A Day with Dad – Coffee, Cars, and Life Lessons**
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### Introduction
Thank you for watching, liking, commenting, sharing, and subscribing! Right now, you need coffee. Well, we drive for it. I don't normally drink coffee, but when I come here, it's just... it's the weather. But it's so bright out there today; I want to get going. Now we can actually see—you *can* always see though. I know, and you usually do drink coffee. In fact, the mug that you have back home in Iowa is bigger than your car. Yes, fact: I had to buy a bigger car just for my mug. He wasn't lying.
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### The Sun’s Out, Let’s Go!
The sun's out today—at least for now. What's wrong? I have to go get black socks. Why do I wear black shoes and white socks all the time? Even tan shoes and white socks look fine. Should I just wear my boots and call it a day? Hmm, that sounds like... if you call this a "night," there’s something really wrong.
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### Dad’s Outfit of the Day
Do your dad's outfit of the day: okay, we have planes and flags. Start off with the... oh, we have a Route 66 hat and a Mickey Mouse watch! Mhm. Good morning with I'm hang on white socks—white socks, show me the white socks here we go. Like father, like son: here's my black shoes. Oh wait, *my* shoes on with my white socks? No, I have white... no, she's got black. Oh, I was going—I thought you were going to say "black socks." With white shoes, she's got white socks with white shoes, but I could put my black shoes—that's wrong; you're not supposed to do that. It's after Labor Day—last year Labor Day, not this year obviously.
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### Fuel for the Journey
Let your be... Dash! Oh, you did not fill up the tank? You fill up the tank? Oh, you’re awesome. I thought we were going to need to fill it up. You also need to move the seat back—up call your phone. Hang on, let me... oh no, put the seat back. Yeah, don’t I’ve got short legs than I've got short she's very short. Let me call your phone H—it's okay, but we broke Judy’s ankle. How far back did you push it? I'm fine; there was a phone—I think on the table—did you grab it? Okay, I think it's mine.
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### A Day in the Sun
Well, looks like today we're going to do everything in a different light. Oh, everybody looks brighter—they look smarter thanks to that big bright thing up there in the sky. Here we go: you ready? There? Yes, you sure where we going—to a car show and then Hooters? Uh-huh.
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### Coffee Talk
Someone wanted to know what kind of coffee I drink. Basically, what I drink is hot, cold, warm, black, brown—it doesn't make any difference as long as it's coffee. Yeah; he doesn’t care what it really even tastes like. When I was a young man, my dad used to drink coffee. What he would do is he would uh make fresh coffee, put it in his cup, and it would sit for half the day until it got cold, then he would drink it. Yeah, he was just a little bit ahead of his time.
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### Dad’s Tech Innovations
My dad also took a crystal set and put it in a car before they had cars ready. So in *aets*, my dad was one of the first ones with the car—that's cool. My dad used crystal meth here with two sons: I got one in the sky and one acting as my chauffeur.
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### Life Lessons
One thing you got to learn is not to breathe into the mic. You ready to go? D LP... yes, since those are your initials, mhm. So are we on the highlighted route yet? I think we got to turn left over here. Nope, we're turning right—size building: what are you recording at the Tacoma Dome and then the uh Museum I Tred to get a shot of how long it was—that's big.
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### Vlogging Fun
I like holding your hand and vlogging random people. Ooh, I already need see car—we’re going to get we're not going to get anything here; it's not a place where you buy cars—it’s a museum. See Museum offers accepted? What I'm just kidding: oh okay, thank God! I want that one—the little one you see it. I like... or we can get the second one for family—a family car one of only three built. Czy this one don't touch it's pretty cool.
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### Cars and More
I like had a little chair—chair yeah, seat no—a chair? Draw me naked Jack—that's what it looks like. The car from the movie *Titanic*! Don’t draw me naked; don’t even pretend I'm naked. She have a car like that? You want to go to the information center? Um, cars they have four wheels and they move—dad must be vlogging for his own blog. So you guys may want to check out what he's doing: Joe pillo on YouTube.
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### Reflections on the Road
That’s a type of vehicle I grew up with—you used to drive one of those? Yeah, I used to have—I used to own one. I had a television series too. Every five mons per hour you drive over 60 is like adding 20 cents to gallon of your fuel cost—*is that one of the world's first electric vehicles*. Electric cars of this era were considered women’s cars as they required no cranking—just turn on and go on your outing. Interesting—that's an ev1.
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### Food and Facts
Folks, who killed the electric car? Well, they tried; we're here. Good food, oh, thanks hon... questionable service. You got it baby: yeah, thank you, but I guess you don't really go there for the service. This guy next to us is just picking his nose—picking his nose is she know picking your nose? Who was this guy next to us right now did you know? Picking your nose—don’t stare; can strengthen your immune system... really mm, is that one of them facts you know it's true. What if you do this a lot—what's that mean?
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### Directions and Distractions
I can go either direction—I'm what you call bidirectional: I go both ways—I go north and I go south. It got a little more chasti than it Burg for there are we south of the mountain? Could you be a bit more specific, Dad? We got more than one mountain out here.
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### Family Time
Finally had a chance to assemble the A-wing set last night with three mini figs, including the A-wing pilot—which I did not have before—and I think this is a new Han Solo too. I already had Admiral abbar watch out—it's a trap you know that almost looks like a pain painting.
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### Home and Relaxation
What well the view from the window here in our bedroom—oh yeah, yeah, you know what I mean: see we're right here to give you guys bearing—it's kind of neat; this almost looks like a painting too. Oh wait *it is*!
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### Wrap-Up
Diana says she ate half the pickle—I think you ate a little more than half H. Why did he come running into the office cuz that the vacuum in our room? Oh, he doesn't like the vacuum—come on okay fine, I'll sit in the laundry room yeah we both like that. I'm sleepy—you took a nap? No, I didn't; I took a phone nap. Do you want to go to sleep now? No, why not because I'm not tired.
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