Mr. White is standing right behind you...

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthis is the demo for mr white um alexian this looks like a hyper-realistic version of lunky like when you agree it's kind of a little bit too much your sleep paralysis demon i agree anyway yeah this is this is mr white um let's just see what it practice mr white is sleeping he won't chase you mr white is walking slowly and running very slowly mr white is walking and running in his regular speed mr white is walking and running really fast mr white has removed all clauses of bedford do you guys want me to try impossible i i think i think i should try impossible i think i should kick it off with a little impossible let's see what it's all about after jesus after kidnapping you mr white dropped you in one of his sleeping rooms you need to get in the red room find all of these five elements and put them on magic wall to open it so get a green key a saw blade a red key some kind of bracelet or a watch and a blue key kill mr red to get the red key take the tool you find behind the wall to destroy the exit door and escape mr white's house well i'm probably gonna die um oh god how do i turn hello how do i how do i turn my what my mouse doesn't seem to be what i can't turn my my mouse no turn i'm pressing all the buttons in no turn i'm i'm using the arrow keys the arrow keys go left and right it all straights q and e doesn't do it man i think i'm i think i'm borked oh mouse sensitivity zero that's probably the problem let's try that oh there we go i see that's strange here we go this is on impossible mode i don't really know what to make of impossible i don't really know what to make of impossible mode that's probably not good none of this is probably very good hey that's handy isn't that one of the things that i needed okay anything in here toilet paper plenty of tp i just have a saw blade for some reason can i kill mr red with this is that what i'm doing here oh i thought that was him all right well so far this doesn't seem too impossible all right well um well that's that then try one more time and then i'll drop the difficulty down because this is on impossible and i'm pretty sure that impossible is actually impossible hey look at that i got a whatever that is oh oh god damn it all right well i've got this cue to drop i don't know what to do though so i'm gonna just leave him there for the moment i don't know what the music is all about okay oh i hear footsteps i hear pitter patter i hear pitter patter i hear pitter patter pittering and patterning what's happening where am i oh pitter-patter pitter-patter there's pitter and then there's patter oh my god nothing a whole lot of nothing don't know why i'm here what is it what are you a big red dildo can i hop up on this no am i outside is this supposed to be suggestive oh damn i should have carried one of those things oops all right let's see if i can get back and get it i don't know if that's gonna happen hi okay they're over here somewhere aha oh damn it nothing oh come on really oh oh okay grabbing this i'm gonna take this over there where i saw that thing and i'm definitely gonna die 100 guaranteed going to die place your bets now for how dead i am which is extremely whoa what where am i where am i i can't see anything oh no no hey what are you doing yeah all right i don't think it's impossible on impossible weirdly enough i know that's a bold claim for me to make but i'm thinking that it's not actually impossible because if it were impossible then i don't think i would have lived that long okay you feeling me you understanding me you get what i'm saying here i don't know where the green door is but i got i'm gathering that red mr red is downstairs the whole time so what i need to do is i need to find a way to kill mr red lukey oh my god all right trying that again that you i no i didn't hear no pitter no patter there's no pitter no patter definitely no pitter no pattern zero pitter minimal patter okay that's a blue key i remember there being a blue door i do believe it was over here somewhere but i am a dead man i am a dead i heard better batter better powder ah i heard bitter batter bitter and better pluto okay cool blue where where is this where am i was where why why why did i go in this room there's nothing in here why would why would you have a blue door that goes into a blue room that doesn't have anything in it why would you do that to me maybe it's just a way that i can do i need the blue okay so it's unlocked now is that forever that it's unlocked because that's good maybe i could go in there to get away from the dude okay this is back outside i don't think that there's anything here to get other than this downstairs area i'm thinking that you probably could use the saw blade to kill mr red and that's why that's there and i think mr white must be relegated to the exit area which i am looking at right now i'm probably fine it's all good so good he ain't here he ain't here green door okay interesting i thought i saw i thought i felt i feel something i'm feeling it i'm feeling the thing need the red key there okay that's not there this isn't here that's not there that's a red door i hear a bitter batter i hear pitter patter i hear pitter and patter pittering and powder i'm dead i'm a dead man okay i'm fine oh no all's good here these doors are open which is interesting okay i'm fine boy i wish i had a flashlight which i do not okay well it's a whole lot of nothing down here so what am i supposed to do because i need a red key for that this door doesn't open this is just a table i found next to nothing here i don't even think i found the saw blade on this playthrough oh my god oh my god that guy just comes out of nowhere and man when he gets you he starts sucking right away that guy that guy starts with the suck that guy gives no quarter all right let's try that once more clearly this is the way that it's meant to be played on impossible because how else would you get good the answer is that you would not all right nothing it's a whole lot of nothing it's just a big nothing i'm gonna get nothing again god i wish i could see what do you mean you see me i'll kill your ass i okay you see me that's great good for you man well you better not you better stop looking close your eyes i'm naked i'm a dead man i'm a dead man tell me kelly come on count i want you to do it oh is it weird if you i want you to i guess i'm fine all right face me face me oh my god oh my god oh all right all right iced tea you yeah that's about what it is he just wants to give me a nice refreshing glass i i think that they should have been braver and made this always be impossible because it seems to be like the way to actually get the scares out of it i doubt it would be anywhere near as threatening if it was anything less so honestly good for it i heard the bitter batter all right maybe i should maybe i should try this um okay let me keep him running walking really fast but he has not removed the closets in the bed i'm gonna try it on hard you can mock me all you want you can like say whatever you want about me and my skill level i'm doing this for your sake i'm worried that you're gonna be too scared i'm worried that you don't have enough pairs of underwear to live through this game okay that's what i'm i'm doing this for you all right let's try this again all right kill mr red to get the red key of course why not all right ah bed oh that's very it's brighter i can see closet handy wow look at this ha ha sick all right so this should give me a fighting chance maybe looky perfect well not perfect i don't really know if there's any benefit to it i hear that i hear that outplayed outplayed outplayed let me go and open the blue door maybe there was something in here but probably not that's a big bed hey mr white you want to join me in the uh large bed okay so saw blade i'm guessing i need that oh my god i had everything for me right then and there i had everything in the palm of my hand and i fumbled it i really fumbled it everything was there for me and i fumbled it i'm not gonna lie uh that was my bad that was that was my bad that was my bad idiot fool nerd damn he quick he's really quick okay gunning it gunning it skill skill all skill skill skill skill all skill skill skill skill skill skill all skill skill all day skill skill 100 skill skill skill skill skill 100 skill delete elite skill top tier top tier skill top to your skill skill 100 skill where's the closet where's the closet get me in the closet give me a closet where's the closet damn it skill okay green key there okay this is downstairs there might be some goodies down here is he down here is he down here uh he's down here skill skill skills oh i've got a closet oh okay oh uh turns out i still had room to grow my skill can still improve and so i will not allow my uh skill to go wasted um every op every failure is an opportunity to grow uh and i'm going to take this as such as that as the thing that that is i'll leave that right there for now now watch as um as i unleash my ultimate move which is probably pissing myself or something like that i would like to just play this normally uh without incident i would like to have a good time just a nice little adventure you know and um not die immediately i would like to uh have a chance i would like to uh exist for a little bit i would like to be able to discover who i am and what i'm doing in this world oh this is how i die really i'm running i'm running i'm running very fast i wish i was running faster i'm not running fast enough i'm not running nearly fast enough where am i where am i uh uh oh oh damn it i feel well do you but oh boy oh no i had my chance all right skill engaged it's fine it's fine everybody shush i'm concentrating everyone be quiet especially you lexie and you be quiet elixir and be quiet everyone tells you to be quiet right now he's judging me harshly and i can't i can't handle that i won't handle it i refuse to handle it okay blue key i love blue key blue key's my favorite key i'm gonna go downstairs real quick why i don't know why wouldn't i shut up god this is a problem no it's not all right good skill excellent skill best skill actually none of that there was nothing down there that was a completely useless adventure that doesn't sound good oh that sounds bad whoop the fool the fool has underestimated undressed me he's undressed me once again believing himself not good enough me not good enough he underestimated me by believing that i was not good enough but he is the fool oh well there's this thing okay so i haven't found the saw blade on this particular death yet but i'm going to go ahead and unlock this so i can pop that there and then i can i believe it's got to be the saw blade right it has to did i i i think i saw a swinging white arm there pretty sure i saw pretty sorry that was a pasty white arm i'm just gonna assume that i saw a pasty white arm there that's a problem i'm getting good all right so i need to find the saw blade or the green key or my balls i dropped them somewhere on the sprint away i think there might have been one more why is he down here why oh there's the saw blade why would he be down there did he just go sprinting up i think he did he's am i right i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine skill skill represents skill oh you actually do go faster if you strafe all right this is the ultimate test let's see what happens die die die die die okay why would they put a closet here if maybe this whoa skill skill skill skill so if you strafe at the same time you do go a little bit faster whoa there you are what wario holy skill skill skill skill oh really well how do i kill him then so how do i kill him i'm guessing i stab him should i try to stab him i think i should try to stab him i'm pretty sure that i trish i should try to stab them i don't know how to use the saw blade though so i i don't really know what to do about it you get stabbed and get stabbed take my saw blade take my saw blade look at this gremlin there you are there you are yeah there i am i don't know how to stab him i don't really know how to play this game there's really not a lot of answered questions here maybe i got to get mr white to kill mr red maybe that's what i got to do hey uh mr red can you come over here for a second whoa that was a little closer yeah here i am indeed so why don't you come up here we're gonna have a little adventure we're gonna do a pow wow and uh i hear two pitter patters well if i drop it it just drops it's not like he kills him oh y'all i don't know i'm at a loss all right i'm gonna try to drop it in front of him and maybe that'll kill him somehow whoa take this ha there you are oh it did wait what the hell no it didn't maybe it would have maybe it would have happened if i had been holding it and then i charged at him i don't know it's not really clear what i'm supposed to do okay i got the saw blade but i don't have the way to open that thing again maybe it was just like i needed to hold it i don't know yeah red key i know he has the red key whoa hey bud he has the red key left click the saw blade on him yeah that would make sense wouldn't it but yeah i need to okay i got the elements that i need to be able to do that okay let me tuck this down there for a second okay grab this i'm pretty sure let me grab that saw blade so i don't have to come back in here i'm just gonna try this if this doesn't work then i don't know what the hell i'm supposed to do okay open grab drop down and i'm gonna click the out of you i'm clicking the out of you come here well i'm double clicking i'm triple clicking yo i'll take this take this take that take one of these is there something i've missed in the instructions let's do medium okay uh the finals haven't put them on magic wall to open kill mr red to get the red key i don't know i don't know man saw blade maybe this isn't a saw blade well i mean it looks like a saw blade but it doesn't function like a saw blade for sure oh no here's this thing i don't know how you kill him i don't know what you're supposed to do to kill him i really don't know there's the green key okay let me open the green key door see where that is all right val you calm down there all right i'm in the green there's nothing in the it's just another hidey hole all right sure whatever you say buddy whatever you say i dropped the saw blade somewhere i just don't remember where maybe i need to use this thing on them maybe i shake this shimmy shammy at him what what what does that do wait a minute there were these things on the wall weren't there no there you are oh god what did i just what did i just do what did i do wait oh hold on hold the phone hold your balls i don't know hold something it either like jutted something out from the wall or close something on him and that would kill him right am i right yes i am shut up no one can disagree how right i am i am right i am 1000 right no one has ever been more correct than i am in this moment yeah you do yeah you do yeah you do no you don't yeah hold your balls or hold your tits or whatever i don't care just hold something because i'm about to throw down mr red is about to get smooshed mr red is about to become mr dead man this is why people watch me my humor my incredible humor my outstanding levels of humor so what did i weird okay i didn't even notice that before because i didn't click it right okay so mr red if that is your real name i want you to see something come here oh that's what it is he's dead are you dead oh my god he's dead really anticlimactic but man he is dead i have the red key now life is good i see i open the red door ah-ha the blue key is here of all places all right well i don't even well i might need to uh let me go where'd that thing go i dropped it over here okay well this is uh he's dead anyway skill all right so you there got that there you put that there cool i'm gonna bring this just in case i need it but i don't think i'll need it not now not now not no all right anyway maybe i could kill mr white in the smooshy is that possible whoa my god mr red white whatever your name is i think he went to the right there i think he did i heard that yeah confirmed confirmed confirmed 100 confirmed okay so now i just need to hunt down all the other items that i did not find which should be so easy so so easy aha there's a saw blade let me open up this room here um i already put that in the thing okay saw blade and then green key is the only thing that i need left i can actually get to that place quicker by going down this way hey dude never mind i'm gonna go this way now never mind okay and so long as i do not it up from this moment forward i am going to be okay okay so i just need the green key maybe it's down here somewhere i didn't really look too closely i don't think i did anyway baby baby baba boy wow okay okay i do not trust this to kill you i do not i do not trust that to kill him i'm not gonna try it i'm not gonna try it after all this i don't think that's for killing him the unfortunate thing is i can't really hear him anymore i'm the best more coming that's it oh all right well i'd call that pretty good i'd say that was a success i really earned that one uh i'm the best mr white can suck it mr red is dead it doesn't do it i'm not gonna do impossible i'm not gonna do that\n"