The Car Subscription Services That Will Change the Way We Drive Forever
I recently had the opportunity to try out one of the latest car subscription services, and I was blown away by the features and options available. The price tag, however, was eye-watering - $199 per month for a basic plan. But hey, shows what time does, right? It's sort of doubly evil because full self-driving is a misnomer at least, um, so I'm gonna go with downright mean, I'm gonna say not evil at all because the less people with this technology on the road the better.
Car subscription services usually fall into three categories: comfort options like heated seats and cooled steering wheels, safety features like lane assist and power slash, and performance features like extra horsepower and four-wheel steering. These next subscriptions, however, are purely for luxury. I've been looking at LinkedIn's chauffeur service for their vehicles - the personal driver program is run via an app and sends a driver that can shuttle you around in your own car and even run errands for you. Whoa, that's true.
The program launched in 2017 in cities like Miami and Dallas. Let's guess the price per hour - you're like borrowing a human for that, that's true. I'm gonna go with $50 an hour okay $100 an hour, $250.
Moving on to another subscription service, the Lincoln personal driver costs $30 an hour. That's so cheap for that price; I'm thinking that's kind of like that's a little evil but at the same time that's a price that might get me to use it.
We've been talking about features and options, but where's all this ultimately leading to? Guys, what about subscribing to the whole car? One of the most prolific types of subscription services that car manufacturers offer today is the vehicle swap. For a monthly or yearly fee, you can drive a car then swap it out for a different car from the same manufacturer.
One of the most expensive car swap subscriptions is Porsche's for just a fraction of the vehicle's total value. You can drive anything from a Macan to a Boxster all the way up to the 911. The top tier lets subscribers drive up to 2,000 miles per month. Alright, so let's guess the price of the top-tier Porsche Drive subscription. I'm gonna say $10,000; I'm gonna say $7,000; seven thousand fifty-eight hundred the true prize for the top-tier Porsche Drive subscription is Thirty-One hundred dollars.
Even further ahead, I was just trying to think like what what is like a lease on like a GT3 RS or something. I feel like it's like 2,500 bucks a month so if you're gonna be a little bit more than that. All right, since it doesn't matter who wins this next one is going to be between you and me Justin to determine who loses.
Wow, who's gonna wash the Prius? Rolls-Royce offers a subscription called Whispers - it gives users access to fun things like backstage passes to the Grammys custom Monopoly boards based on the property portfolio of the user itinerary help for an Antarctic expedition among other weird goodies. All right, how much do we think Rolls-Royce Whispers cost well I'm not guessing this is between you two okay I'll give you one clue the clue is that it's just a one-time fee.
I'm gonna scale mine down to ten thousand dollars; you have to take my answer oh okay fifteen thousand dollars all right cool Tim so ten thousand dollars for Justin fifteen grand for me Joe, the true cost of the Rolls-Royce Whisper app membership program is the price of a new Rolls Royce but you need to buy a new Rolls Royce to get the Whispers app.
I went by the cheapest Rolls Royce which is 312,000 so that's the price all right so no I'm only off by 197,000. But you win well on that note Justin you've got to clean the preview I'm sorry.
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                        WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enevery year more and more brands are  making buyers pay monthly subscriptions  for things as simple as Apple carplay  heated seats and even the ability to  start home  remotely So today we're going to look at  a bunch of the crafty and questionable  ways car companies are trying to squeeze  us with these subscription fees we're  gonna guess how much they're charging  for each of them along the way to find  out why they're doing this to us in the  first place  oh and one more thing loser has to wash  the preppy oh no  this is Justin that's Zach I'm Nolan  welcome to Donut BMW's heated seat  subscription guys how you feel about it  I hate it I can't tell you how much I  hate it it's so dumb it's the worst in  some countries like the UK you have to  pay to activate the heated seats in new  BMW models if you don't pay the fee you  don't use the feature that's already  installed in your car that you paid for  that's what bothers me the most the car  has the hardware and you got to pay for  the privilege how much do you think BMW  is charging people to use heated seats  per month yeah monthly subscription  14.99 14.99 24. 24. yeah I'm gonna go  ahead and guess 4.99 a month oh that's  pretty cheap see 4.99 sounds like per  use to me yeah that would be interesting  if you get to pay per click yeah the  true price for the BMW heated seat  subscription fee  18 a month  that's a lot dude so in the span of a 72  month loan you would pay  1296 dollars for heated seats which is  insane a point for me baby job gets the  point guys how evil do we think this is  uh it's rude very rude rude they're  probably laughing all the way to the  bank but it's up to us as car folks to  say no no this one is is pretty bad  Toyota offers a subscription service for  their key fob which includes remote  start via the remote connect plan if the  subscription is waived you won't be able  to use remote start pretty egregious if  you don't have it ridiculous you ask me  uh how much do you think this feature  costs per month  we like Toyotas is this is this like  Toyota USA or just all Toyota well  that's the other thing too I think a lot  of this stuff hasn't hit the U.S market  yet because we're so averse to it but uh  it's common actually it's the opposite  Europe has already like introduced  legislation for some of these things  against it cash is King in America so  any thing that can be monetized is going  to be monetized in the US okay so for  the Toyota key fob remote start feature  monthly cost I'm gonna say ten dollars  four dollars six dollars this is an  unprecedented situation because the  monthly cost for the Toyota key fob is  eight dollars so we split as game master  yeah I'm gonna just award you both  points split it right down the middle  all right how evil do we think and now  keep in mind that they walk back on this  feature but they did try this one it  activates later right like you get to  use it for a while I mean that to me  makes it even maybe more evil they give  it to you and then they take it away  more than rude yeah it's a little more  than rude yeah so rude it's downright  mean all right so all these Services  show a disturbing Trend moving from a  product that you buy once and own  outright to a service where you pay once  then continue to pay to use those  Services video games Justin you might be  familiar are very good example of this  but now there are so many subscription  and micro transactions and loot boxes  and V boxes just getting more granular  as time goes on we could see the same  thing happen with cars if you weren't  annoyed enough already with pay to win  features and video games next up we have  mercedes's acceleration increase  subscription for their fully electric  line featuring the eqe 350 and the eqe  450 models this subscription gives the  cars 20 to 24 more power and cuts the  0-60 time down by 0.8 to 0.9 seconds  which is a lot it also activates rear  wheel steering wow so so you're paying  for sport mode how much do we think  they're charging I mean this is probably  this is the most significant one yet so  they add on a car that's pretty  expensive right you know those retail  Force 80-ish something like that I would  say yeah 80 and up for sure  I think Mercedes is probably charging  about 60 bucks a month I'll say a nice  75 I'm going to say 35. the true price  of Mercedes acceleration increase  100 a month whoa damn it which makes me  no one gets a point on the board I got  closest though yeah  I thought you said no one got the point  What's the difference  all right so I got a point job is still  furthest from having to wash the Previa  how evil is this I don't think it's that  evil to be honest I don't think it's the  most evil one yet I don't like it it's  rude but I think it's rude it's rude  well guys Mercedes isn't the only  company doing these power upgrades  companies like BMW have shied away from  offering their own subscriptions because  of all the backlash that Mercedes got  even though they were probably thinking  that it was a good idea one thing to  note though is that there is hope okay  the subscription-based power upgrades  have been banned in Europe however I  don't know if we'll see the same thing  in America because in case you're  wondering how much money manufacturers  already making on these Services GM said  they made almost two billion dollars  from subscriptions last year they expect  to make 24 billion dollars per year by  the end of the decade speaking of GM  subscription Services one of the old  this ones around is OnStar which is  available in any General Motors vehicle  OnStar includes great features like  emergency assistance dealer maintenance  notifications 30 hands-free calling  minutes per month how much do we think  think OnStar costs I'm going to say  seven dollars  I was gonna say like ten dollars uh  we'll go with five the five seven ten  title grouping thirty four dollars a  month  okay well who you guessed ten that was  me yeah you get the money I'm losing  that's a lot of money for 30 minutes  hands-free calling per month do you  think this is rude not nice or mean as  you said this is rude I'll go not nice  for this one you know what's not a bad  subscription the donut underground it's  access to our private Discord Channel  you get stickers for being a member  access to our merch drops first you also  get exclusive videos done it underground  click the join button below sometimes  guys backlash does actually work BMW  used to charge a subscription fee for  Apple carplay a feature that is free in  most cars nowadays uh it's free again  for BMW drivers but let's guess how much  they were charging just a few years ago  was it 200 for five years four hundred  dollars for eight years or three hundred  dollars for 20 years 20 years seems  crazy right yeah because I mean who  knows if Apple's even gonna be around I  think Apple's gonna be the government by  then no one is going to own the same BMW  for 20 years right I'm going 200 for  five years mostly based on the length a  five-year pay period sounds right for a  newer car A B A the true price for the  Apple carplay subscription for BMWs  300 for 20 years  rude I'm gonna say rude yeah yeah up  next guys is Tesla's fully self-driving  option this feature allows the car to  essentially drive itself the feature  works with the existing Tesla sensors  plus and additional Hardware add-on that  needs to be installed by a Tesla  technician how much do we think that  Tesla was charging for this technology  that basically comes with every car this  is a monthly thing too monthly  subscription for full self-driving I'm  gonna say 100 bucks  100 bucks I'm gonna say 25 65.  all right it should be noted that you  can just buy this outright but if you  want to do it monthly  the price  199 per month  that was way off base hey man shows what  time happens how evil do we think this  subscription is well it's sort of doubly  evil because full self-driving is a  misnomer at least  um so I'm gonna go with downright mean  I'm gonna say not evil at all because  the less people with this technology on  the road the better  car subscription Services usually fall  into three categories guys Comfort  options like heated seats and cooled  steering wheels safety features like  Lane assist and power slash performance  features like extra horsepower and  four-wheel steering these next  subscriptions however are purely for  luxury  LinkedIn has a chauffeur's service for  their vehicles the personal driver  program is run via an app and sends a  driver that can shuttle you around in  your own car and even run errands for  you whoa the program launched in 2017 in  cities like Miami and Dallas  let's guess the price per hour you're  like borrowing a human for that that's  true I gotta think about that hundred  dollars  I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the 50 bucks  an hour okay 50 100  250. the true price for the Lincoln  personal driver thirty dollars an hour  whoa Justin takes it that's so cheap for  that price I'm thinking that's kind of  like that's a little evil but at the  same time that's a price that might get  me to use it yeah we've been talking  about features and options but where's  all this ultimately leading to guys what  about subscribing to the whole car one  of the most prolific types of  subscription services that car  manufacturers offer today is the vehicle  swap for a monthly or yearly fee you can  drive a car then swap it out for a  different car from the same manufacturer  one of the most expensive car swap  subscriptions is Porsche for just a  fraction of the vehicle's total value  you can drive anything from a Macan to a  Boxster all the way up to the 911 the  top tier lets subscribers drive up to 2  000 miles per month all right so let's  guess the price of the top tier Porsche  Drive subscription uh so for the highest  top tier Porsche rental Extravaganza I'm  gonna say like 10 grand  I'm gonna say  seven thousand dollars ten Grand seven  thousand fifty eight hundred the true  prize for the top tier Porsche Drive  subscription Thirty One hundred dollars  job even further ahead I was just trying  to think like what what is like a lease  on like a GT3 RS or something I feel  like it's like 2500 bucks a month so if  you're gonna be a little bit more than  that all right since it doesn't matter  who wins  this next one is going to be between you  and I Justin to determine who loses wow  who's gonna wash the Previa Rolls-Royce  offers a subscription called Whispers    it gives users access to fun things like  backstage passes to the Grammys custom  Monopoly boards based on the property  portfolio of the user  itinerary help for an Antarctic  expedition among other weird goodies all  right how much do we think Rolls-Royce  Whispers cost well I'm not guessing this  is between you two okay I'll give you  one clue the clue is that it's just a  one-time fee I'm gonna scale mine down  to ten thousand dollars  you have to take my answer oh okay  fifteen thousand dollars all right cool  Tim so ten thousand dollars for Justin  fifteen grand for me Joe  the true cost of the Rolls-Royce whisper  app membership program is the price of a  new Rolls Royce but you need to buy a  new Rolls Royce to get the Whispers app  I went by the cheapest Rolls Royce which  is 312 000 so that's the price all right  so no I'm only off by 197 000. but you  win well on that note  Justin you've got to clean the preview  I'm sorry  all right  Chen if you don't already know we make a  bunch of clothing you can get it at  donutmedia.com you can get the  sweatshirt this hat cars are paying  shirt cars are paying hat cars are  paying lots of stuff coming down the  pipe for you and if you want to support  us for free hit that subscribe button  don't cost you nothing but you get to  see all of our videos goodbyeevery year more and more brands are  making buyers pay monthly subscriptions  for things as simple as Apple carplay  heated seats and even the ability to  start home  remotely So today we're going to look at  a bunch of the crafty and questionable  ways car companies are trying to squeeze  us with these subscription fees we're  gonna guess how much they're charging  for each of them along the way to find  out why they're doing this to us in the  first place  oh and one more thing loser has to wash  the preppy oh no  this is Justin that's Zach I'm Nolan  welcome to Donut BMW's heated seat  subscription guys how you feel about it  I hate it I can't tell you how much I  hate it it's so dumb it's the worst in  some countries like the UK you have to  pay to activate the heated seats in new  BMW models if you don't pay the fee you  don't use the feature that's already  installed in your car that you paid for  that's what bothers me the most the car  has the hardware and you got to pay for  the privilege how much do you think BMW  is charging people to use heated seats  per month yeah monthly subscription  14.99 14.99 24. 24. yeah I'm gonna go  ahead and guess 4.99 a month oh that's  pretty cheap see 4.99 sounds like per  use to me yeah that would be interesting  if you get to pay per click yeah the  true price for the BMW heated seat  subscription fee  18 a month  that's a lot dude so in the span of a 72  month loan you would pay  1296 dollars for heated seats which is  insane a point for me baby job gets the  point guys how evil do we think this is  uh it's rude very rude rude they're  probably laughing all the way to the  bank but it's up to us as car folks to  say no no this one is is pretty bad  Toyota offers a subscription service for  their key fob which includes remote  start via the remote connect plan if the  subscription is waived you won't be able  to use remote start pretty egregious if  you don't have it ridiculous you ask me  uh how much do you think this feature  costs per month  we like Toyotas is this is this like  Toyota USA or just all Toyota well  that's the other thing too I think a lot  of this stuff hasn't hit the U.S market  yet because we're so averse to it but uh  it's common actually it's the opposite  Europe has already like introduced  legislation for some of these things  against it cash is King in America so  any thing that can be monetized is going  to be monetized in the US okay so for  the Toyota key fob remote start feature  monthly cost I'm gonna say ten dollars  four dollars six dollars this is an  unprecedented situation because the  monthly cost for the Toyota key fob is  eight dollars so we split as game master  yeah I'm gonna just award you both  points split it right down the middle  all right how evil do we think and now  keep in mind that they walk back on this  feature but they did try this one it  activates later right like you get to  use it for a while I mean that to me  makes it even maybe more evil they give  it to you and then they take it away  more than rude yeah it's a little more  than rude yeah so rude it's downright  mean all right so all these Services  show a disturbing Trend moving from a  product that you buy once and own  outright to a service where you pay once  then continue to pay to use those  Services video games Justin you might be  familiar are very good example of this  but now there are so many subscription  and micro transactions and loot boxes  and V boxes just getting more granular  as time goes on we could see the same  thing happen with cars if you weren't  annoyed enough already with pay to win  features and video games next up we have  mercedes's acceleration increase  subscription for their fully electric  line featuring the eqe 350 and the eqe  450 models this subscription gives the  cars 20 to 24 more power and cuts the  0-60 time down by 0.8 to 0.9 seconds  which is a lot it also activates rear  wheel steering wow so so you're paying  for sport mode how much do we think  they're charging I mean this is probably  this is the most significant one yet so  they add on a car that's pretty  expensive right you know those retail  Force 80-ish something like that I would  say yeah 80 and up for sure  I think Mercedes is probably charging  about 60 bucks a month I'll say a nice  75 I'm going to say 35. the true price  of Mercedes acceleration increase  100 a month whoa damn it which makes me  no one gets a point on the board I got  closest though yeah  I thought you said no one got the point  What's the difference  all right so I got a point job is still  furthest from having to wash the Previa  how evil is this I don't think it's that  evil to be honest I don't think it's the  most evil one yet I don't like it it's  rude but I think it's rude it's rude  well guys Mercedes isn't the only  company doing these power upgrades  companies like BMW have shied away from  offering their own subscriptions because  of all the backlash that Mercedes got  even though they were probably thinking  that it was a good idea one thing to  note though is that there is hope okay  the subscription-based power upgrades  have been banned in Europe however I  don't know if we'll see the same thing  in America because in case you're  wondering how much money manufacturers  already making on these Services GM said  they made almost two billion dollars  from subscriptions last year they expect  to make 24 billion dollars per year by  the end of the decade speaking of GM  subscription Services one of the old  this ones around is OnStar which is  available in any General Motors vehicle  OnStar includes great features like  emergency assistance dealer maintenance  notifications 30 hands-free calling  minutes per month how much do we think  think OnStar costs I'm going to say  seven dollars  I was gonna say like ten dollars uh  we'll go with five the five seven ten  title grouping thirty four dollars a  month  okay well who you guessed ten that was  me yeah you get the money I'm losing  that's a lot of money for 30 minutes  hands-free calling per month do you  think this is rude not nice or mean as  you said this is rude I'll go not nice  for this one you know what's not a bad  subscription the donut underground it's  access to our private Discord Channel  you get stickers for being a member  access to our merch drops first you also  get exclusive videos done it underground  click the join button below sometimes  guys backlash does actually work BMW  used to charge a subscription fee for  Apple carplay a feature that is free in  most cars nowadays uh it's free again  for BMW drivers but let's guess how much  they were charging just a few years ago  was it 200 for five years four hundred  dollars for eight years or three hundred  dollars for 20 years 20 years seems  crazy right yeah because I mean who  knows if Apple's even gonna be around I  think Apple's gonna be the government by  then no one is going to own the same BMW  for 20 years right I'm going 200 for  five years mostly based on the length a  five-year pay period sounds right for a  newer car A B A the true price for the  Apple carplay subscription for BMWs  300 for 20 years  rude I'm gonna say rude yeah yeah up  next guys is Tesla's fully self-driving  option this feature allows the car to  essentially drive itself the feature  works with the existing Tesla sensors  plus and additional Hardware add-on that  needs to be installed by a Tesla  technician how much do we think that  Tesla was charging for this technology  that basically comes with every car this  is a monthly thing too monthly  subscription for full self-driving I'm  gonna say 100 bucks  100 bucks I'm gonna say 25 65.  all right it should be noted that you  can just buy this outright but if you  want to do it monthly  the price  199 per month  that was way off base hey man shows what  time happens how evil do we think this  subscription is well it's sort of doubly  evil because full self-driving is a  misnomer at least  um so I'm gonna go with downright mean  I'm gonna say not evil at all because  the less people with this technology on  the road the better  car subscription Services usually fall  into three categories guys Comfort  options like heated seats and cooled  steering wheels safety features like  Lane assist and power slash performance  features like extra horsepower and  four-wheel steering these next  subscriptions however are purely for  luxury  LinkedIn has a chauffeur's service for  their vehicles the personal driver  program is run via an app and sends a  driver that can shuttle you around in  your own car and even run errands for  you whoa the program launched in 2017 in  cities like Miami and Dallas  let's guess the price per hour you're  like borrowing a human for that that's  true I gotta think about that hundred  dollars  I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the 50 bucks  an hour okay 50 100  250. the true price for the Lincoln  personal driver thirty dollars an hour  whoa Justin takes it that's so cheap for  that price I'm thinking that's kind of  like that's a little evil but at the  same time that's a price that might get  me to use it yeah we've been talking  about features and options but where's  all this ultimately leading to guys what  about subscribing to the whole car one  of the most prolific types of  subscription services that car  manufacturers offer today is the vehicle  swap for a monthly or yearly fee you can  drive a car then swap it out for a  different car from the same manufacturer  one of the most expensive car swap  subscriptions is Porsche for just a  fraction of the vehicle's total value  you can drive anything from a Macan to a  Boxster all the way up to the 911 the  top tier lets subscribers drive up to 2  000 miles per month all right so let's  guess the price of the top tier Porsche  Drive subscription uh so for the highest  top tier Porsche rental Extravaganza I'm  gonna say like 10 grand  I'm gonna say  seven thousand dollars ten Grand seven  thousand fifty eight hundred the true  prize for the top tier Porsche Drive  subscription Thirty One hundred dollars  job even further ahead I was just trying  to think like what what is like a lease  on like a GT3 RS or something I feel  like it's like 2500 bucks a month so if  you're gonna be a little bit more than  that all right since it doesn't matter  who wins  this next one is going to be between you  and I Justin to determine who loses wow  who's gonna wash the Previa Rolls-Royce  offers a subscription called Whispers    it gives users access to fun things like  backstage passes to the Grammys custom  Monopoly boards based on the property  portfolio of the user  itinerary help for an Antarctic  expedition among other weird goodies all  right how much do we think Rolls-Royce  Whispers cost well I'm not guessing this  is between you two okay I'll give you  one clue the clue is that it's just a  one-time fee I'm gonna scale mine down  to ten thousand dollars  you have to take my answer oh okay  fifteen thousand dollars all right cool  Tim so ten thousand dollars for Justin  fifteen grand for me Joe  the true cost of the Rolls-Royce whisper  app membership program is the price of a  new Rolls Royce but you need to buy a  new Rolls Royce to get the Whispers app  I went by the cheapest Rolls Royce which  is 312 000 so that's the price all right  so no I'm only off by 197 000. but you  win well on that note  Justin you've got to clean the preview  I'm sorry  all right  Chen if you don't already know we make a  bunch of clothing you can get it at  donutmedia.com you can get the  sweatshirt this hat cars are paying  shirt cars are paying hat cars are  paying lots of stuff coming down the  pipe for you and if you want to support  us for free hit that subscribe button  don't cost you nothing but you get to  see all of our videos goodbye