The Fifth Gear Team Test: Audi S7
It's time for the fifth gear team test, and this time they're putting the new top-of-the-range Audi S7 through its paces. The S7 is a luxurious four-door four-seater coupe that promises to be the car of choice for stylish high-speed businessmen across Europe. With a price tag of £62,000, it's clear that this is not a car for the faint of heart.
As Victoria takes her first look at the S7, she can't help but express her disdain for its rear end. "It's horrible," she says, "how can you say stylish in the back?" It seems there are two camps of opinion when it comes to the S7's design - those who think it's a lovely looking coupe, and those who don't quite share Victoria's enthusiasm.
Ali chimes in with his own thoughts on the S7's proportions, saying that its short overhangs give it a perfect balance. Meanwhile, Johnny and Jason aren't as convinced, stating that the front end is just "okay" - a classic Audi formula, perhaps, but not particularly exciting.
Moving on to the engine, we learn that the S7 is fitted with a 4-liter V8 twin turbo, which shares its powerplant with both the Bentley Continental GT V8 and the Audi S6. However, this shared engine has been tweaked to save fuel, thanks in part to cylinder deactivation technology. It's a compromise, perhaps - you can't have it both ways when it comes to power and efficiency.
The team also discusses the 100 horsepower difference between the S7 and its rival engines, with some questioning why Audi has chosen to go this route. "You can't have power and fuel consumption balance," one of them points out, "it's a bit of a compromise." But then again, as they say, more power is often better - at least in theory.
It's also worth noting that the S7 comes with an "S" badge, which implies a certain level of performance and prestige. And speaking of prestige, the team can't help but rave about the interior design, calling it "wonderful" and hailing Audi as one of the best in the business when it comes to this area.
However, things take a bit of a turn for the worse when the team tries to test the S7's high-speed stability. With a little gadget that tracks their speed via satellite, they discover that the car is capable of doing well over 155 miles per hour - and possibly even more. This raises an interesting question: what exactly is the point of speed limits anyway?
It seems that some car manufacturers might not be taking these limits as seriously as they should be, at least when it comes to their own cars. The team mentions that Audi's rivals tend to do things a bit differently, with some even pushing the boundaries of speed and performance.
But enough about that for now - let's get back to the S7 itself. With its impressive 8/10 rating from the team, it's clear that this is a car that can hold its own in the high-speed stakes. It may not have pin-sharp handling, but that's not necessarily a bad thing - after all, sometimes it's just as much about style and prestige as it is about raw performance.
As the team wraps up their test, they can't help but express their admiration for the S7. With its beautiful interior design, impressive engine power, and sleek styling, this car is certainly a contender in the world of high-performance vehicles. And even if it doesn't quite live up to expectations when it comes to speed and handling, that's not necessarily a bad thing - sometimes it's just about enjoying the ride.
In fact, one of the team members can't help but comment on how much they enjoyed driving the S7. "It feels exactly the same as when you're traveling at 60 MPH," they say - which is probably not meant to be taken literally, given the car's impressive top speed. The point is that sometimes it's only when you get up close and personal with a car like this that you realize just how much you've been missing out.
Of course, as with any car test, there are also some niggling issues to consider. For one thing, the team notes that the ignition key is positioned in an awkward location - which can make it rather tricky to access while driving. And then there's the question of whether or not this particular setup is actually safe, given its proximity to the knee area.
All things considered, however, the Audi S7 seems like a car that would appeal to those who value style and prestige above all else. It may not be the most exciting drive in terms of speed and handling, but it's certainly an impressive machine - and one that's sure to turn heads wherever you go.