ALL HAIL FIREHAWK - Episode 15 - Borderlands 2 w_ Chu

We're Traveling: A Journey Through the Wilderness

As we set out on our journey, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. The unknown lay ahead, and I wasn't sure what to expect. But as we ventured deeper into the wilderness, I began to realize that the beauty of nature was far more breathtaking than I had anticipated. The trees towered above us, their leaves rustling in the gentle breeze, and the sound of birds chirping filled the air. It was a peaceful oasis, one that I hoped would stay with me for a long time.

But as we journeyed on, I couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. The forest seemed to be watching us, its trees looming over us like sentinels. And then, suddenly, we stumbled upon an incinerator - a strange and ominous presence in this otherwise serene landscape. It was as if the very fabric of reality had been torn apart, revealing a dark and malevolent force that threatened to consume us whole.

"Should we just ignore it?" I asked my companion, my voice barely above a whisper. But she shook her head, her eyes fixed intently on the incinerator. "We can't," she said, her voice firm and resolute. "We have to investigate."

And so we approached the incinerator cautiously, our senses on high alert for any sign of danger. As we drew closer, I could feel a strange energy emanating from it - a power that seemed to be drawing us in, tempting us with its secrets. But I also sensed a darkness at its heart, a malevolent force that threatened to destroy everything in its path.

"What do you think is going on here?" I asked my companion, my voice laced with concern. She hesitated, her eyes darting back and forth as she tried to make sense of it all. "I don't know," she admitted finally. "But I think we need to be careful."

As we stood there, frozen in uncertainty, a group of bandits emerged from the trees - their faces twisted with malice, their eyes gleaming with a hunger for violence. We knew that we had to act fast, or risk being overwhelmed and destroyed.

"We need to get rid of them," my companion said, her voice firm and decisive. "We can't let them harm us."

I nodded in agreement, drawing my fire weapon - a strange and ancient artifact that seemed to hold a power all its own. Together, we charged forward, our hearts pounding with excitement and fear.

The battle was fierce and intense, with bandits flying every which way as we clashed with our foes. But in the end, it was I who came out on top, my fire weapon blazing with a fury that seemed to match the very heart of the forest itself.

As the dust settled, I stood victorious - but at what cost? My companion lay wounded, her body battered and bruised from the fight. And I knew that we couldn't stay here for long, not when there were so many dangers lurking in the shadows.

"We need to keep moving," I said, my voice soft with concern. "We can't stay in one place for too long."

My companion nodded, her eyes filled with a deep sadness. "I know," she said. "But I don't want to leave you. You're all that's left of me now."

I reached out and took her hand - a warm and comforting presence in the midst of all this chaos and uncertainty. "We'll get through this together," I promised, my voice filled with determination. "Together, we'll overcome whatever challenges come our way."

And so we set off once more, our hearts pounding with excitement and fear as we journeyed deeper into the wilderness. We knew that there would be dangers ahead - but we were ready to face them head-on, together.

Collecting Ashes: A Quest of Destruction

As we journeyed on, I couldn't shake the feeling that we needed something more. Something to give us an edge in our quest for survival. And then, suddenly, we stumbled upon a cache of ashes - a mysterious and ancient artifact that seemed to hold a power all its own.

"We need to collect these ashes," my companion said, her voice filled with excitement. "They'll give us the power we need to overcome whatever challenges come our way."

I nodded in agreement, drawing my fire weapon once more. Together, we set out to collect as many ashes as we could, determined to harness their power and use it to fuel our journey.

But as we worked, I couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. The ashes seemed to be watching us, their presence both mesmerizing and unsettling. And then, suddenly, one of them spoke up - a strange and ancient voice that seemed to come from nowhere and everywhere at once.

"You don't want these ashes," it said, its voice dripping with malice. "They'll destroy you, body and soul."

I turned to my companion in alarm - but she just shook her head, her eyes fixed intently on the ash. "We have to take them," she said firmly. "They're the only way we can survive."

And so we continued our quest, collecting ashes by the truckload as we journeyed deeper into the wilderness. But I couldn't shake the feeling that we were playing with fire - that the very power of the ashes was a force beyond our control.

The Incinerator: A Dark and Ancient Power

As we collected the ashes, I began to realize that there was something far more sinister at play here. Something that threatened to destroy us all if we weren't careful.

The incinerator was a dark and ancient power - a presence that seemed to be drawing us in with its secrets. And as we approached it, I could feel its energy coursing through my veins like liquid fire.

"What is this place?" my companion asked, her voice barely above a whisper. "What kind of power do you think it holds?"

I hesitated, unsure of what to say. But then, suddenly, the incinerator spoke up - its voice booming with a fury that seemed to match the very heart of the forest itself.

"I am the source of all destruction," it said, its voice dripping with malevolence. "And you are but mere mortals, fragile and weak in my presence."

I felt a shiver run down my spine as I listened to its words - a sense of awe and wonder at the sheer power that lay before us. And yet, even as I stood there, frozen in terror, I knew that we couldn't stay here for long.

We had to keep moving, no matter what dangers lay ahead. For if we stayed here any longer, we risked being consumed by the very power of the incinerator - a fate worse than death itself.

The Battle Rages On

As we journeyed on, I knew that the battle raged on inside me. A constant struggle between my desire to survive and my need to protect those around me. And then, suddenly, the bandits emerged from the trees once more - their faces twisted with malice, their eyes gleaming with a hunger for violence.

We charged forward, our fire weapons blazing with a fury that seemed to match the very heart of the forest itself. The battle was fierce and intense, with bandits flying every which way as we clashed with our foes.

But in the end, it was I who came out on top - my fire weapon blazing with a fury that seemed to match the very heart of the incinerator itself. As the dust settled, I stood victorious - but at what cost? My companion lay wounded, her body battered and bruised from the fight.

And as we journeyed on, I couldn't shake the feeling that we were playing with fire. That the power of the ashes was a force beyond our control, one that threatened to destroy us all if we weren't careful.

But I also knew that we couldn't stay here for long. We had to keep moving, no matter what dangers lay ahead. For if we stayed here any longer, we risked being consumed by the very power of the incinerator - a fate worse than death itself.

The Journey Continues

As we journeyed on, I knew that the battle raged on inside me. A constant struggle between my desire to survive and my need to protect those around me. But despite the dangers that lay ahead, I also felt a sense of hope - a sense that we could overcome whatever challenges came our way.

We had each other, and together, we were unstoppable. We were a team, a unit, a force to be reckoned with. And as we journeyed on, I knew that nothing could stop us - not even the power of the incinerator itself.

For in the end, it was not just about surviving - but about thriving. About finding a way to harness the power of the ashes and use it for good, rather than evil. It was a tall order, perhaps - but I knew that we were up for the challenge.

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Borderlands because her resolution was all screwed up which could have been from other reasons but my resolution was also all screwed up yeah so I don't know like mine was really screwed up so I don't know what happened with that who knows we're going to have to fight our way through here without a vehicle uh there's one you're in the direction is that the station I should hopefully have the frame rate issues mostly sorted out at this point that's funny cuz when I came in here I had a few yeah little stutters dropping it down to 720p should be fixing it but we will see cuz this game is having issues until I get my new computer haha a I climbed across the hood to beat you to it I'm not even in the Gunner seat oh well that's going to suck oh are there already enemies there was Ben enemies that's what I was concerned oh okay enemies you know where to go right sure we're going to Sanctuary sh s shank Shanker so I don't know if it was in the last episode that you said it or in this one but uh we couldn't find a little mini map mod oh yeah no we haven't said that yet at all yeah we looked it's just yeah must be something there's mods for a lot of well there's not actually a lot which is weird because I kept seeing like when I was searching for the mods there were all kinds of posts where it was like gearbox says mod the heck out of Borderlands 2 we'd love you to but but when I searched for him there wasn't a whole lot there was a couple stupid like nude mods or whatever there was a graphical mod that I think I put on here but it hasn't made made a difference and that was it no mini map mod now granted the number one thing everyone says would make Borderlands too better is a mini map mod but there isn't one so we're screwed oh my God I couldn't get in the Gunner seat again well you're fired sorry why do we have two diamonds to go to sanctuary I'm scared two different quests happy pig motel but we're only tracking one Quest but it would still show us the things not the destination points huh well you know oh it's another travel oh okay I don't like this car got it doesn't like you I couldn't get in okay I want that gun I want that gun okay I want all that gun so I'm winning this game by the way I'm winning the game of uh or the competition of who has the loudest computer yeah it's really really loud today I guess cuz it's warmer oh my God it's like I don't understand the weather lately it's been so confusing last week it was and I mean it was there was snow last week wasn't there didn't we snowed last week we didn't have school on Monday it's going to potentially snow tomorrow tomorrow 80 but today it got up to 80° but it's going to snow tomorrow it doesn't make any goddamn sense and I'm sick of the snow I'm sick of the cold you and me both and yet it's back from out of space I'm going the wrong way I wondering what you were doing I'm driving are you yeah it's going fast and uhoh oh my god really you're getting out this time I'm not getting out oh I didn't know you didn't have to get out why didn't you tell me it was more fun watching you struggle phase locking the same enemy multiple times will result in diminishing returns H I didn't know that so don't phas lock the same enemy a bunch fight back join the resistance generic calls action I could have said something there but I just went totally brain dead I provide the best commentary really do all right let's go turn this into Roland before we accept the 500 new quests that we seem to have Borderlands Borderlands oh border border border Borderlands even though I was acting so calm it would have really sucked to play through everything again I'm glad you kept it calm for me then cuz I was freaking out and I would have felt much worse if you freaked out too the hell did internally freaking out or anything I just fig there's no sense getting upset over it if you can't change it all right fire oh we're accepting quests kind of inspir a cult it won't let me talk to Roland there we go TR he means hi that's his way of saying she's a fiery version of you right sorry hi are you okay over there soldier this war do you like her I like you juicy gun oh okay you have to go find incinerator CL I was rejected yep now we thought Jack wanted to open a vault oh wait that's not the main quest hang on I mean I guess it doesn't matter but I found ammo he's not going to open a vault track track track track UNT track track I really need corrosive damage help huh it won't let me track it y I don't know will let you track anything else nope what here let me try where Quest at over here and you hit what it says enter it doesn't even tell you anything but for me it says enter the track click it nope it doesn't make any sense maybe we need to or finish this one before the other but that's a different area and we just oh well I mean it's this is related to that woman yeah but fine let's go find incinerator clay good as he soing yeah I'll exp do you want to live in sanctuary why would I want to live in sanctuary and got that pretty lady you like I'm just looking at her T Tu that's what they all say it's got lasers do you like lasers I like lasers I'm going to beat you no kill you don't do it did you press no no no do you have a problem tro yeah what face I can't believe you we need a car why would D this boring to sit in the Gunner's seat and not gun that's not the vehicle thingy I think I've done that plenty of times before I don't care that's why you don't get to drive you jerk that's what' you get we're going all the way back where we just were it's okay no idea what we just hit baby I hope not oh you you know what we hit that time yeah that time I do it wasn't no baby ow just are you kidding a little bit I don't like this gun are we stuck no we're going the right way you complain about my driving we're going the right way no we're not oh we're actually like stuck stuck crap hang on I got this I'm sure we're not stuck stuck I got this don't question me that's going to make it God damn it now how do we get up there why do you complain so much about my driving cuz it's typically M much much worse no it's not yes it is oh there was things okay happy no this thing has like no accuracy or maybe you just can't hit those no it just has no accuracy I don't know what's happening what oh my goodness where how should I drive how do we get over there look at the map here maybe I can okay you're going the right way all right this is so much more efficient than me all right you left left yeah yeah and then oh yeah yeah we need to do that more yeah we do I guess the gate's just back in there oh I I got out I saw you like rolling out I was like wait what is that that would be a chew we've been here haven't we yep we're traveling Oh should we just ignore okay ow ow ow ow go did you travel yet secondary warning this is awesome okay let's go find incinerator you need to like sell anything I don't know okay I'm finding incinerator Clayton I think you do need to sell things if we have to travel one more freaking okay looks like we have to travel one more time oh maybe not nope this is incinerator Camp okay fire is probably not going to be very effective on these people oh okay he's in NPC you look weird hey baby I am in how you doing how them fires around these part return you truly serve mother open stupid use a fire weapon to send my oh no oh I have a fire weapon okay you got to kill some people with it okay Shady but these sound like they kill him no him no no no oh okay we got to go collect some Bandit ashes kick some banded asses you burn them chup Bo you burn them those noads you set me on fire I didn't I didn't shoot anything well that guy has a shield so I'm going to have to got burn the inators to death to get you I didn't think I'm already almost dead cuz you suck thank you oh oh oh got some ashes burn more people oh that's a Goliath oh my God my eye itches Adam Adam what I'm sorry they'll try to go on without me that was awesome I want to get these ashes help troo oh my God my eye itches again for get your eye die we need one more set of Ashes set on fire he resists it oh yeah oh out of out of am are you kidding here look in here there's ammo here I don't know if it's what you need but some of it is who's over here oh I got the last one oh did you y I'm going up here cool let's go hold on I'm looting I'm looting the toilet I'm getting looted oh okay thanks there's ammo over there okay now I'm running away run away run away run away if you need ammo there's some over there I'm going away okay I'll find ammo elsewhere okay like here yeah where I'm not getting shot at you weren't going to be shot there I was too here's ammo car returning in the quest I was wondering when it would start to annoy you 5 minutes ago well you didn't verbalize it so I kept doing it collect reward now you're you're coming now we get a gun or a shield guess I'll take do I get to choose something yeah unfortunate no maybe not okay oh you want the gun it was a SMG yes wait is it an elemental yeah yes yes trade with me woman I don't know what I was expecting just wanted me to hand it over who if they trade trade hold on I'll see if I have something for you we to you probably don't want something that reduces Max Health nope you probably don't want a siren class mod nope two one congratulations thank you you now have a popo oh okay that's so glitchy I don't understand why that isn't fixed yet I'm sorry do you want it back no my SMG yeah that does true found something I found a thing I found a thing no fabing found thing found a thing okay found a thing oh I wasted my ammo found a thing you didn't do it with me nope where are you piss off piss P off P off Pi off PE off peie oh what did you do I found some things found ammo oh wait I took the ammo you dick I I did not know okay I walked by the ammo and it picked it up automatically it I didn't do it on purpose you want to go yeah I you want to go yeah I do you haven't accepted the duel yet I thought I accepted oh wait are we duing I don't know did you accept no no I don't want to fight I want to love you get back here we're just taking around we see you later guys I'm going to go Mur I found a thing I found a thing it's money I took it you can't have any we totally don't have shared dud you still spend my money anyway you spend all your money I don't know what you're talking about I ask for Taco Bell occasionally and then sometimes brownies what do you buy computer parts I I bought a pair of shoes that's buy of stuff yeah today he and I went to the mall we went shopping and he got a pair of shoes and he also got little cinnamon bites I didn't get anything I was going to get you a pair of shoes I didn't like them why are we talking about this in here this video was made possible by contributions to our patreon campaign by viewers like you thank youso this game and steam straight into it do not get along at all you you you've seen some of our connection issues and things like that well I just almost thought that we just lost our save or choose save file just mine just hers but still very important into our progress in this series and just that I was completely gone that we were screwed and we would have to just basically play through and build her back up exactly close to where she was I was pretty cool about it like she was totally Cal about it was most upset I was freaking out I was angry and then CH just kind of jokes excuse me two jokes because of our previous problem I wouldn't imagine restarting steam would help would it I'm just like no but I'm going to do it anyway and bam we're here yeah I don't want to scream it's okay although I would like to add that something weird had to have happened and it might have been from a Borderlands update cuz there was a couple recent updates for Borderlands because her resolution was all screwed up which could have been from other reasons but my resolution was also all screwed up yeah so I don't know like mine was really screwed up so I don't know what happened with that who knows we're going to have to fight our way through here without a vehicle uh there's one you're in the direction is that the station I should hopefully have the frame rate issues mostly sorted out at this point that's funny cuz when I came in here I had a few yeah little stutters dropping it down to 720p should be fixing it but we will see cuz this game is having issues until I get my new computer haha a I climbed across the hood to beat you to it I'm not even in the Gunner seat oh well that's going to suck oh are there already enemies there was Ben enemies that's what I was concerned oh okay enemies you know where to go right sure we're going to Sanctuary sh s shank Shanker so I don't know if it was in the last episode that you said it or in this one but uh we couldn't find a little mini map mod oh yeah no we haven't said that yet at all yeah we looked it's just yeah must be something there's mods for a lot of well there's not actually a lot which is weird because I kept seeing like when I was searching for the mods there were all kinds of posts where it was like gearbox says mod the heck out of Borderlands 2 we'd love you to but but when I searched for him there wasn't a whole lot there was a couple stupid like nude mods or whatever there was a graphical mod that I think I put on here but it hasn't made made a difference and that was it no mini map mod now granted the number one thing everyone says would make Borderlands too better is a mini map mod but there isn't one so we're screwed oh my God I couldn't get in the Gunner seat again well you're fired sorry why do we have two diamonds to go to sanctuary I'm scared two different quests happy pig motel but we're only tracking one Quest but it would still show us the things not the destination points huh well you know oh it's another travel oh okay I don't like this car got it doesn't like you I couldn't get in okay I want that gun I want that gun okay I want all that gun so I'm winning this game by the way I'm winning the game of uh or the competition of who has the loudest computer yeah it's really really loud today I guess cuz it's warmer oh my God it's like I don't understand the weather lately it's been so confusing last week it was and I mean it was there was snow last week wasn't there didn't we snowed last week we didn't have school on Monday it's going to potentially snow tomorrow tomorrow 80 but today it got up to 80° but it's going to snow tomorrow it doesn't make any goddamn sense and I'm sick of the snow I'm sick of the cold you and me both and yet it's back from out of space I'm going the wrong way I wondering what you were doing I'm driving are you yeah it's going fast and uhoh oh my god really you're getting out this time I'm not getting out oh I didn't know you didn't have to get out why didn't you tell me it was more fun watching you struggle phase locking the same enemy multiple times will result in diminishing returns H I didn't know that so don't phas lock the same enemy a bunch fight back join the resistance generic calls action I could have said something there but I just went totally brain dead I provide the best commentary really do all right let's go turn this into Roland before we accept the 500 new quests that we seem to have Borderlands Borderlands oh border border border Borderlands even though I was acting so calm it would have really sucked to play through everything again I'm glad you kept it calm for me then cuz I was freaking out and I would have felt much worse if you freaked out too the hell did internally freaking out or anything I just fig there's no sense getting upset over it if you can't change it all right fire oh we're accepting quests kind of inspir a cult it won't let me talk to Roland there we go TR he means hi that's his way of saying she's a fiery version of you right sorry hi are you okay over there soldier this war do you like her I like you juicy gun oh okay you have to go find incinerator CL I was rejected yep now we thought Jack wanted to open a vault oh wait that's not the main quest hang on I mean I guess it doesn't matter but I found ammo he's not going to open a vault track track track track UNT track track I really need corrosive damage help huh it won't let me track it y I don't know will let you track anything else nope what here let me try where Quest at over here and you hit what it says enter it doesn't even tell you anything but for me it says enter the track click it nope it doesn't make any sense maybe we need to or finish this one before the other but that's a different area and we just oh well I mean it's this is related to that woman yeah but fine let's go find incinerator clay good as he soing yeah I'll exp do you want to live in sanctuary why would I want to live in sanctuary and got that pretty lady you like I'm just looking at her T Tu that's what they all say it's got lasers do you like lasers I like lasers I'm going to beat you no kill you don't do it did you press no no no do you have a problem tro yeah what face I can't believe you we need a car why would D this boring to sit in the Gunner's seat and not gun that's not the vehicle thingy I think I've done that plenty of times before I don't care that's why you don't get to drive you jerk that's what' you get we're going all the way back where we just were it's okay no idea what we just hit baby I hope not oh you you know what we hit that time yeah that time I do it wasn't no baby ow just are you kidding a little bit I don't like this gun are we stuck no we're going the right way you complain about my driving we're going the right way no we're not oh we're actually like stuck stuck crap hang on I got this I'm sure we're not stuck stuck I got this don't question me that's going to make it God damn it now how do we get up there why do you complain so much about my driving cuz it's typically M much much worse no it's not yes it is oh there was things okay happy no this thing has like no accuracy or maybe you just can't hit those no it just has no accuracy I don't know what's happening what oh my goodness where how should I drive how do we get over there look at the map here maybe I can okay you're going the right way all right this is so much more efficient than me all right you left left yeah yeah and then oh yeah yeah we need to do that more yeah we do I guess the gate's just back in there oh I I got out I saw you like rolling out I was like wait what is that that would be a chew we've been here haven't we yep we're traveling Oh should we just ignore okay ow ow ow ow go did you travel yet secondary warning this is awesome okay let's go find incinerator you need to like sell anything I don't know okay I'm finding incinerator Clayton I think you do need to sell things if we have to travel one more freaking okay looks like we have to travel one more time oh maybe not nope this is incinerator Camp okay fire is probably not going to be very effective on these people oh okay he's in NPC you look weird hey baby I am in how you doing how them fires around these part return you truly serve mother open stupid use a fire weapon to send my oh no oh I have a fire weapon okay you got to kill some people with it okay Shady but these sound like they kill him no him no no no oh okay we got to go collect some Bandit ashes kick some banded asses you burn them chup Bo you burn them those noads you set me on fire I didn't I didn't shoot anything well that guy has a shield so I'm going to have to got burn the inators to death to get you I didn't think I'm already almost dead cuz you suck thank you oh oh oh got some ashes burn more people oh that's a Goliath oh my God my eye itches Adam Adam what I'm sorry they'll try to go on without me that was awesome I want to get these ashes help troo oh my God my eye itches again for get your eye die we need one more set of Ashes set on fire he resists it oh yeah oh out of out of am are you kidding here look in here there's ammo here I don't know if it's what you need but some of it is who's over here oh I got the last one oh did you y I'm going up here cool let's go hold on I'm looting I'm looting the toilet I'm getting looted oh okay thanks there's ammo over there okay now I'm running away run away run away run away if you need ammo there's some over there I'm going away okay I'll find ammo elsewhere okay like here yeah where I'm not getting shot at you weren't going to be shot there I was too here's ammo car returning in the quest I was wondering when it would start to annoy you 5 minutes ago well you didn't verbalize it so I kept doing it collect reward now you're you're coming now we get a gun or a shield guess I'll take do I get to choose something yeah unfortunate no maybe not okay oh you want the gun it was a SMG yes wait is it an elemental yeah yes yes trade with me woman I don't know what I was expecting just wanted me to hand it over who if they trade trade hold on I'll see if I have something for you we to you probably don't want something that reduces Max Health nope you probably don't want a siren class mod nope two one congratulations thank you you now have a popo oh okay that's so glitchy I don't understand why that isn't fixed yet I'm sorry do you want it back no my SMG yeah that does true found something I found a thing I found a thing no fabing found thing found a thing okay found a thing oh I wasted my ammo found a thing you didn't do it with me nope where are you piss off piss P off P off Pi off PE off peie oh what did you do I found some things found ammo oh wait I took the ammo you dick I I did not know okay I walked by the ammo and it picked it up automatically it I didn't do it on purpose you want to go yeah I you want to go yeah I do you haven't accepted the duel yet I thought I accepted oh wait are we duing I don't know did you accept no no I don't want to fight I want to love you get back here we're just taking around we see you later guys I'm going to go Mur I found a thing I found a thing it's money I took it you can't have any we totally don't have shared dud you still spend my money anyway you spend all your money I don't know what you're talking about I ask for Taco Bell occasionally and then sometimes brownies what do you buy computer parts I I bought a pair of shoes that's buy of stuff yeah today he and I went to the mall we went shopping and he got a pair of shoes and he also got little cinnamon bites I didn't get anything I was going to get you a pair of shoes I didn't like them why are we talking about this in here this video was made possible by contributions to our patreon campaign by viewers like you thank you\n"