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Hey Jared, what does Wish rhyme with? Wish I had saved my money on that, it seems like I wish.

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey Jared, what does Wish rhyme with?Wish I had saved mymoney on "Wishtery Tech!"- Did you justrhyme my wish with wish?- I answered my own joke.So, immediately, I'mseeing some sus things.A smart card reader.Is this just what youbuy to skim credit cards?What the hell, $148 for a full laser show.I will get in trouble with this.Does anyone want a Bluetoote?(people laughing)Let's get that.- A Bluetoote!- PS5, PS4, PS3, Switch controller.You had me at Bluetoote.Three-in-one USB earpickmini-camera endoscope.Blah!You know what I don't wanna see?The inside of my ears.- Well, you don't haveto put it in your body either.We can just use this for-- Stop, nope, please stop.- What?- Don't, don't, nope.- Like findingscrews that we lost in a PC?- What kind of metaphor areyou talking about right now?- This isn't ametaphor, I'm just saying,there's more than-- Finding screws, Jared?- What, no!- Portable neck fan,$12 for a fan that goes around your neck.- I mean, think about those nightswhen you're gaming, you know?- Okay, what?A gaming night.- Now that you've started to-Hang on, I'm a little nervous.- Sure, please, tell memore about your late nightgaming sessions, where yourneck's getting a little sweaty.- No, no, no, you know, it's just.I'm a gamer dad, like anormal dad, only much cooler.- That might be the lamestshirt I've ever seen in my life.(people laughing)Okay, this is actually somethingthat looks totally legitimate.$306 for an Xbox Series S "Fortnite"and "Rocket League" bundle.Surely we can't get scammedby buying an Xbox on Wish.(gasps) Oh!This is nefarious!(record scratch)This is a power bank thathas a little mini camera inside of it.So, there was a videowe did a few years ago,where we bought a bunch of hidden cameras.We filled up Matt's apartment,and I tried to see if I could find them.And fun fact, I hardly found any of them,and I knew there were cameras,and I was actively looking.- I can't thinkof any like legal reason-- There's no legitimate, no.- That you would need this.- No, no, no.It's creep town 9,000 and I will pass.I found the world'ssmallest magic eight ball.I don't think there's anything I can dobesides add that to cart,that seems totally worth it.A mini electric iron, it's so cute.Are you trying to saythat my shirt's wrinkly?- No, no, no, you look great.- These are candlesshaped like strawberries.- Tech!- Tech!(people laughing)- You know, the cool kids thesedays use those probe lensesthat cost thousands of dollars,and get you beautiful shots.Well, today on "Wishtery Tech,"we've got the next best thing.A two-megapixel digitalmicroscope for seven dollars.Marques, sorry, but we'rereplacing you, my friend.(upbeat funky music)Is this the Uber special?It's just a like organizerfor the back of the carthat has like your phone, your tablet,and drinks, and stuff.- Dude, that's like the bestroad tripping accessory ever.- Yeah, but that assumes thatI want people in my backseat.- Well, what is, what?You got a four-door car, yougotta use all four doors.- Yeah, for people I like.(somber downbeat music)- Do you like me?(door beeps)(alarm blares)(Jared sniffles)My mom said she couldn't pick me up.- I wish that I had chosen better items,but it is now a month and a half later.My "Wishtery Tech" ishere and ready to go.(box thumps)That's a very big, heavy box.Inside box number one is, oh, the Xbox.That was anti climactic.Did we not get scammed?(dramatic orchestral music)- No, we didn't!- I didn't think I just said the wordswithout appreciating thegravity of the situation.- It's still-- It could be rocks,right, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.Let's calm down, let'snot get too excited.(box rattling)- Significantly more moving-- Yeah, yeah.- Than a normal Xbox box.- Better be legit,you paid $306 for it.- Now you're making me nervous.All I know is this seemsto be an authentic item.Surely there's a real Xboxin here, and not a rock.I mean, I will say, this islooking a little beat up,but authentic.If this is a fake, Iwould be very surprised.- No, I don'tthink we're doubtingthat it's a real box.- We're doubtingthat there's real stuff inside.- I wouldn't besurprised if someone resealed it.- There's so much suspense right now.Edit team, cut the dramatic music, okay?This is an authenticlegitimate Xbox Series Sthat I got on Wish.com fora very reasonable price.And here's the proof.Power your dreams, (no audio)!- (laughs) That's aggresive.- Power your-It's sealed!I'm telling you, man.- Okay, okay, okay.- Look at this beautiful,pristine, just the ways.Almost beautiful, not pristine-- No, hold on-- Like I said,at best, this is a used console.- It's slightly scuffed, it's still new.It's fine!And HDMI.- Wow.Wait, no, this was repackaged.- It's not repackaged, stop it!- You know, this is a return.- Yep.- It's not a return!- Thisis definitely a return.- Stop lying to me.You're stressing me out, okay?- But there's a dent on it!- Oh, wait, Matt.- It came off!- It came off.- There's nothing to seehere, friends, the Xbox-- We can do a drop test for it.- Series S.- Wow!- Authentic, verified,legitimate, Wish.com.Victorious, we move on to the next item.Filled with hubris,confidence, Jared, please.- Time to put you in your place.(bag rustles)- Is it a muzzle?- Aw man, I forgot I ordered this.This is Austin regretting his decisions.Those look like electrical things!- Take it off, boy!This is flashbacksto that This Is episode.Do I get toslap that on you again?- Matt, what if you takeyour shirt off, actually?That seems like a better idea.- (laughs) Absolutely not.Take it off, boy.- Where am I gonna put the mic though?- I think you just clippedit onto your chest hair.- What chesthair are you thinking?(Austin laughs)- He had a couple.- I feel judged right now.(tape clunks)- Oh, I appreciateyou got the white one.We definitely won't see it now.(crew laughing)- You know, sometimes peopleask me, do I like my job?- is one of thosedays where you could say yes.- The things I do for videos.- So, we got three here.- Oh my God.- So, we can do.- Matt, can you just get it over with?Ugh, no, no, no, it's not centered!Oh, you're gonna get my bellybutton, Matt!Oh.- It's not sticking!- Oh.- All right, we'regonna do this one first.We'll start at one.- Okay.There we go, okay, so,look at my arm right now.I am doing nothing.That is literally the electric signals.I'm not doing that.- Hmm.- Ah, ah!(crew laughing)- It started on two on its own.I didn't do that one.- I am not moving either hand right now.- It's justa natural pulse, right?Because of the electricity.- Yeah.- I am completely not doing anything.- And that's only at a two.- It's not even fullyon, it's like coming off.- Your Apple Watchmust be having a seizure right now.- Do you see this, look.(crew laughing)Ah, hah, that hurts!Holy (no audio), that hurts!(Austin bellows and laughs)- Take it off,take it off, take it off,take it off, take it off.- No, I need four, give me four, dammit!- No, ah, no!- Look, look-(Austin bellows)We have the segment, we're good now.(crew laughing)- It's very hard to turn offwhen his arm is just flailing.I still say you could've clipped.- Austin, weforgot to hit record anyway,we're done with this.(Matt laughing)- You know what?This has been a rollercoaster of an episode,and I need a pick me up.I need something to reallyrevitalize my spirit.Oh, this is a fake Apple Watch, oh.If you look at it, it lookslike a regular Apple Watch.It's got a little like plastic on it,you flip it over, it'sgot all your sensors.Take a look at the crown.Do you see how much this crown wiggles?Listen to this.(crown clicking)That's the sound of the crown.- That's oddly poetic.- How much wasthis fake Apple Watch?- So, this was six bucks.(cash register chimes)- That's like one fifth of aband for a real Apple Watch.- Let's say in a hypothetical world,this thing right here doesn't work.- Yeah, yep.- Yeet!- You just want the band?- I mean.- Six dollars, no, butthere's also a watch here,six bucks.(crew laughing)- Look at all the featuresthat they give you.Message, heart rate.You can put your SIM card in this.- 81 BPM, and like, it also gave melike my blood pressure, and my pulse ox.There's no way.Yeah, my, it's actually 66.This is complete nonsense,this is not a real heartrate sensor at all.Oh, for the record,this screen is terrible.It actually looks a lot betteron camera than it really is.This video is sponsored by ZipRecruiter.As Overclock has grown,we've learned just how hard it can beto find the best talentto help expand the team.With ZipRecruiter, you can take away a lotof the stress of findingthe perfect applicant.It's simple, ZipRecruiteris the smartest way to hire.With their powerful AI technology,the top candidates arematched with your position.After that, you simply pick which onesyou think suit your business best.In addition, there'sa whole suite of toolsand filters to help youreview and rate each oneof your candidates beforeinviting them to apply.And I'll be honest,I wouldn't be able to 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(laughs)That's what they call me.Oh my God, wait a minute!Jared, how much is this?- $17 and 10 cents- Worth it, USB-C.- Really?- Really?Oh my God.- I wish I had bought more.'Cause it's getting a little hot in here,and it's kind of rude that youdidn't buy one for everyone.(fan clicking)- That soundslike my bones at six AM.- Oh, wait, it actually like-- Oh, okay.- Will stay.- Okay.Do you feel cool?You don't look it, but like-- I'm not gonna lie,it's a nice little breezedirectly on my face.This actually works.- I'll say it's loud.- Ah.(fan humming)it's also a white noise generator.Sometimes on "Wishtery Tech-"- Where areyou putting that bro?(crew laughing)- Oh no, stop.- Sometimes on "Wishtery Tech-"- Somehow, that's not better.- Things just work out.Okay, inside here we have.- Is that a light?- This go up your butt? (laughs)- Why did your brain go to that?- Oh, it's an ear cleaning device.Well, it looks like it's a-- Oh, that's even worse.- You get a USB-C to A,and a micro B to A adapterfor a dollar 74, and a lightyou can stick up an orifice.It's great.Ah, we got the light!- (gasps) Yo!- All right, we now have a live video feedfrom this dollar 70 camera.(Ken laughs)- Hi!This is how I'm gonnashoot my vlogs from now on.Coming at you from Disneyland.- It's like some horriblefound footage movie.Oh, you're going straight in.Oh!(Ken laughs)Ken, clean your ears!Oh!- Well, it's very hot.What about the Apple Watch?- Yo, this actuallyworks as a macro lens.- No, no, no, no, no-- Oh no.- Hi friends.- Guys.(crew laughing)- Welcometo an avant garde shot.- Avant garde. (laughs)A journey to center of Austin's nose.Oh, oh!- Oh!- Oh, Jesus!This is really (no audio) gross,but for a dollar 75, we already boughtourselves $10 worth of enjoyment.Wait, ah!- Oh no!- POV, you are the Chipotlefrom two hours ago.(everyone laughing)This is the grossest episodeof "Wishtery Tech" ever,Jesus Christ.- This is so good though!- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!(Austin laughing)We're gonna stop it right there.- I have never been this happywith an episode of "Wishtery Tech."- Now that we knowyour ears are all clean.- Well, I was cleaningsomething else, but.- But.- Original high quality best accessories.I'll be the judge of that.It's the Wish mating call.(headphones clicking)- That-- Little babyWish products are born- There's a lot ofthings we could say right now,but-(horn honks)(crew laughing)- Joanna!- I'm just doing what I'm told!- They've got like these little, like,extra drivers on the outside.I mean, they feel cheap,but they also havelike an inline mic, it seems like.How much are these very,very cheap headphones?- These werea dollar and 30 cents.- What is going on?Is Wish okay?I don't think I've everhad this many good items.- You haven't tested it yet.- This could be worth a dollar.- It could be,but you should test it.- Is it thedrivers moving around?- Yes.- It's calledactive noise cancellation.- I mean, these fit horribly in my ears.Oh, wow, you know what?Yeah, the drivers are moving.When I talk, I almost hear the headphonesvibrate a little bit.Top five worst headphones I've ever heard.(box clicks)- Whoa, that's heavy.- You almost assaultedthis Asus Zephyrus G14.This is the Jelly Comblaptop tablet holder.- Oh, this, someassembly required, it looks like.- No, this is gonnafold out like a Transformer,but it's gonna creak like hell.- Oh, that's kinda neat.- And so, the Zephyrus goes on here.I'll put Z Flip on one side, Z Flip!- Yo, this is the streamersetup right here, guys.So, you get OBS on your computer.- Sure, sure, sure.- Right, right, right.Let's take off this garbage.Let's remove this.- Garbage, he says.- And bam!- Wow!- You get your V-Tuber on the side,you have your chat on that side.Oh my God, it's perfect.- Hey Ken, I'm not sureif you're familiar,multiple monitors exists.- What?More than one?- Yeah.- No, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no.- How much was this?- This was $12.15.(cash register chimes)- Oh my God.- And that' pretty good.- A steal.- This is $12 for the quality,the plastic is actually fairly durable.But the main thing I don't likeis there are the phone mounts.They don't come out far enough,and your laptop covers them.Like, that's the part it's not-- Beggars can't be choosers,Austin, look at this.Look how small this goes!That is tiny.- Wish, you're doing okay today.(package rustles)I got it.(package rattles)- Lincoln Logs!- Digital microscope?- Wait.- Is this for non-orifices?I think.(Austin and crew laugh)Okay, so, we ordered a bunch of stuff,including these, which I'm gonnatake a look at in a second.And this microscope was one of the thingsthat I was excited for here.Look, here's my magnifier, all right?Ready?Ohp.Ohp!Magnified.Also, look at this!They come with C and microUSB adapters in this too.Metal adapters.(adapters clicking)- Wait, so how much was this?- So, this wassix, I'm sorry, $14.- I'm gonna zoom in onthe table, you know?- Tell me whenyou see the termites.- Oh, oh, oh, oh, there we go.Look at the detail on the wood.All right, here, lemme pull a Z Flip,lemme pull a Z Flip out.- Well, I got abetter one for you, hold on.- Oh, that is a good one.- Tell me if this is a PSA 10.- PSA 10 "Pokemon" card coming right up.So, I'm gonna zoom in.- Oh wow.- Wow!So that's what it takes to make yellow.I wish I could keep it stil,but unfortunately, thistripod is really bad.There we go, there we go.- Oh, look at that.Oh yeah, look at that.- That is neat!- Is this a textured card?- No.- This is not a textured card,no, this is just a regular card.- That's just how the printing is.- Let's look at what theZ Flip screen looks like.I bet this is actuallygonna be pretty cool.Look at that, wow!- Oh!- So, you can see the individual OLED,so you can see the matrix herewhere you see the red, and the green,and as I swipe around-- You could seein the OLED too, like,how certain pixels will just go dimmer.- That looks rad!- That's the percentage, right?And a little bit of dirt- Dude,how much was this again?- This is $14.- This is actually like ahigh quality microscope,considering what it is.Actually very impressive.I am so happy with thisepisode, it's so cool!So these, I remember these.These are some of theworld's smallest items.This is the world's smallest eight ball.- That's a lot of excess packagingfor the world's smallest thing.- Someone ask the magiceight ball a question.- Will I get a raise this year?- (laughs) The answer's no.Anyone else have a question?(crew laughing)- Will Jared get a raise this year?(light playful music)(Ken and crew laughing)- While you eight ball it,I would like to take a lookto see what we've got here,which is the world's smallest ShopVac.So, we all make messes sometimes.And we all get into troublein ways that we probably shouldn't.And so, with the world's smallest ShopVac,you can vacuum up your Cheeto dust.- Or Grandma Agnes.- If you guys, you cansee, if I open up the top,it actually has like afilter and everything.Like, this is an actual, real vacuum.- It has a filter?- Yeah, right there.(ShopVac hums)- That's like a micro tremor.Is that pulling on your face?Really?And you're doing something.- I mean, it's a verylight amount of suck.- Stuart Littlecan clean his apartment.- Do you know ifStuart Little's actually a human?- Are you insinuating that Imake a mess on purpose, Jared?- Well, you're supposed to-- You crush it,crush it in the bag, oh my.- Those chunks are still largerthan the actual vacuum.- You're supposed tocut it with the razor bladebefore you do the line.But how much did the vacuum actually grab?- I don't know, let's find out.I don't think a lot.Nothing.- We get it, you game.(Austin laughs)