10 Hilarious Thrift Store Items!

**Exploring Thrift Store Finds: A Hilarious Journey Through Unique Items**

Matthias and SamithyHelloPickedOut embarked on an entertaining journey through thrift store treasures, discovering a variety of quirky items that defy logic and inspire laughter. In this article, we'll dive into each item they encountered, capturing the humor and insights from Matthias' unique perspective.

### Introduction: The Thrift Store Challenge

Matthias, with his signature blend of humor and curiosity, introduced viewers to SamithyHelloPickedOut's selection of peculiar thrift store items. He encouraged audiences to submit their own strange finds, promising a fun-filled review. This collaborative effort aimed to uncover the most amusing and absurd treasures from local thrift stores.

### 1. The Dancing Singing Frog

The adventure began with a dancing singing frog, purchased for just $3. Matthias was intrigued yet baffled by its excessive battery requirements. Despite his confusion, he humorously attempted to make it perform, leading to a hilarious exchange with Sam. The frog's quirky charm and unexpected behavior highlighted the unpredictability of thrift store finds.

### 2. Handle Making Kit: A Candle-Making Misadventure

Next up was a $5.99 handle making kit, promising an easy way to create candles. Matthias and Sam embarked on melting wax, adding color, and pouring it into containers. Despite their best efforts, the process was messy and fraught with uncertainty. The final candle, though unconventional, brought a sense of accomplishment and humor to their endeavor.

### 3. Wall-Hanging Toy Fish: A Puzzling Purchase

A wall-hanging toy fish designed for children perplexed Matthias. He questioned its purpose and audience, finding it both amusing and confusing. The item's potential as a conversation starter was undeniable, adding a touch of whimsy to any room.

### 4. Ice Cream Maker: A Chilling Experience

The ice cream maker, with its grungy appearance, posed a challenge. Matthias hesitated to use it due to its dirty state but decided to brave the experience. The process involved melting ice and hoping for a satisfactory outcome, blending humor with a touch of skepticism.

### 5. Shrinky Dink Craft Set: A Heat-Induced Hoot

The shrinky dink craft set promised fun by shrinking colored wax on paper. Matthias navigated partial instructions and a malfunctioning oven, resulting in a warped yet entertaining outcome. The creative chaos added to the charm of this unexpected project.

### 6. Star Projector with Cassette: A Cosmic Quirky Moment

The star projector, complete with a cassette tape, aimed to create a celestial display. Despite dim lighting issues and the absence of a cassette player, Matthias managed to project stars on his hand, offering a nostalgic yet amusing experience.

### 7. Inflatable Balance Cushion: A Test of Balance

The inflatable balance cushion, claiming to support up to 2000 pounds, was put to the test. Matthias and Sam engaged in playful balancing acts, highlighting its questionable practicality but undeniable entertainment value.

### 8. Rubber Band Gun: A Playful Weapon

A rubber band gun with missing pieces provided a fun challenge. Despite its flaws, Matthias and Sam managed to load and shoot it, adding a touch of excitement to their adventure.

### 9. Microscope Set: A Scientific Surprise

The microscope set aimed to reveal hidden worlds, focusing on an onion bulb slide. While the results were blurry, the experience sparked curiosity and playful banter about scientific endeavors.

### Conclusion: Embracing the Quirky Life

Matthias' journey through thrift store finds was a testament to the joy of discovery and humor in the unexpected. Each item, though peculiar, offered lessons in creativity, patience, and the fun of embracing life's quirks. Whether you're crafting candles, shrinking toys, or projecting stars, there's always a laugh to be found.

### Final Thoughts

Matthias concluded with his signature humor, encouraging viewers to embrace their confidence and enjoy life's adventures. His journey through thrift store treasures not only entertained but also reminded us of the value in exploring the unusual and finding joy in the process.

This article captures Matthias' hilarious escapades, celebrating the uniqueness of each item and the laughter they inspired.

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This job is way too hardI can't keep picking out all these items for youShe's like what if I didn't have to do it and what if the viewers did it so if you have thrift shops near youIf you want to find some crazy products and send them our way for us to review, please do so!instructions down in the description below if you're interested in sending us some goofy thrift store items that I and Sam can make fun oflet's look at these thrift store itemsAnd I'm gonna rate them Take it or Break it- whether they're good or badbefore we get into the first productYou know what to do.It's not something I do though,is itit's something they do.they need to click that bell icon!PLEASE! To get notified when I upload videos because i comment back within the first 30 minutesand when I comment back,You wanna be there.you want to be there! whoa! let's do this dude! great great day so far, huh?*music*Try me.Oh Nois it dead?I have to reach inside its buttocksThere's batteries? what is it? 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What is this?Just dress up time for you now? You're just a young hip teacherI was just gonna say D minus!I was juat going to be like D minus! you can't, you're not good at dressing men, okay, I just that's finenow I'm just hipster Matthias here. I wasn't hipster Matthias before okayI was into the cool things at the time that they were cool. Not before! Not before they were cool in the correct timeNope, that does not smell good. that smells like grandpa. old man scent, which is not me yet!Not there yet give me a couple years, maybe when I hit 30 and it'll smell like that. it'd be a real darkness situationOh no okay infection be bogus I see noHandle making made easy. $5.99 to make a bunch of candles?WHOOWhoaThey just give you chunks of WaxLook at that. and then a bunch of these, and then I think these are like the coloring bitsI have a really bad feeling about this. 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Oh, it's cuz the Wick is like meltingThat's why he's having trouble stay to the end of the video to see if we can even light this puppyAnd if it turns into a real candle because we got to wait nowWhoa?Why was I trying to do that?Hope you get out of here, I thought you're supposed to sing this songYeah, especially if you don't singThis is the most lymph issue is that?Who is this supposed to be for who can buy a fish and put it on the wallBut also still be entertained by this you know cuz I feel like this those jokes are like for like young kidsBut what are they gonna do with a wall hanging?Here for the hell of it now. He's going into punsWatch the tailIt was likeWhy are you laughing come on it's so stupid, but because it's so stupid, it's making me laughBuddy ohOhThey're the greenI'm actually really curious about what's yeah? What's in there?Hey, this bitch is real. It's fake. Hey this Bank. 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I'm thinking that we draw something on this wax paper put it in here like this andWe spend three times say shrinky dink dink I amNoAnd now I put this in here oh, and I do that rightWe only have one page of an instruction pamphletIt says please read the entire booklet before using and we only have one page wellWe have one page, and it's been partially digested. Oh look look look. We have a little insert right there. OhSomething's happening. It's it's crumpling and sprinkle. It is look at that look in thereOkayIt's doing something. I don't think it's doing anything correct. The rough side was facing up right is that good. Yeah? Yeah, yeah?Yeah, sure, that's what I did noI don't think it's doing what it's supposed to be doing. Oh, this is great. Dude. I've never had so much funYeahGuys I think it's shrinking into a dinkShrinky dink all right legitimate. I think it's deadLet's push it throughAnd then I think it drops it into foursMom that's for youOkay, so here's the question should I have?Probably cut itBeforehand to the correct. Yeah, I should have yeahYeah, well you can I cut it afterwards but not greatCool, man, dinky shrinked a dink shrinky dinks dink to shrink. No shrinky dinks shrink to dink. YeahShrinky dink dink IDid it once right you heard me? Yeah?OhStar machine like the salmonStar machine with narrated cassette and pointer. Oh yes, just for classic grandpa MatthiasI can give you like a little presentation of some stars and like I can be likefour score and seven years agoThis star was bornohohOkay, hold up hold up. Hold up. You can replace the tops and have different starsWho it is on?I couldn't tell it was on from my angleYou need a serious darkness situation for this to work because it's not bright enoughIt's so it's so not bright look if we kill all the lights in the entire placeYou could barely see what you could barely see the stars on my handBarely, if you look at this real closely you can actually see that this is an arrow. It's not a laser pointerOh my gosh. There is a cassette. How do I use it do we have a oh?We got a cassette playerDo you know, Ilana dude, no seriously no, I mean like my dad had this truck. I always make this mistake I knowIDid it a second try just so you guys know I did it the second time okay ready photon explorationsStars constellations distances or the ancient stories and modern explanations for what's up there?Why because you have a universe of excitement waiting for you justGet past the flow but another experimentthe solarium against yourselfThe room that you are projecting in should be dark or dimly lit for best resultsWow one of you there are three hundred twelve stars shining on your wallSee on any clear night Wow most popular one of you IBet we just put like an LED or like a phone light in there. Yeah, it worked right you knowI mean so it's like I say this is a dope take itGuys before we get on to the next couple videos make sure you're subscribed here by clicking that subscribe button down belowCould be red if it is that means you're not subscribed do it Wow doesn't it feel good to be subscribedAll right now, I don't even really know what this one is if you can tell me I think it isBeyond dirty give me like maybe flip it over and discover a little bit moreOh ok so we're gonna have to do a little research here someone like really tried to scratch it downThey're like no no one search what this is oh?Let's see what this is oh wow they still sell them look how clean new that one looks it says the original exercise balance deviceInflatable balance cushion supports up to 2,000 pounds. Oh you know if you're that heavyIt's smooth on one side and textured with pegs on the other 2,000 pounds per square inchstopNo they just say that because they know no one's gonna test it who's 2,000 poundsI doubt that can actually support 2,000 pounds guys. Let me know dumb the comments below. Do you guys have an extra tool?Okay, let's try it good night bows toUse this as some type of exercise tool right yeah, I'm supposed to like lean into itHmm, you don't look like you like thatIt actually kind of hurtsLike my knee feel feel how feel the weirdnessfeel the weirdLike if you do it for an extended period of timeThere's like something in there I think there's an animal wellThey said you can use the black coat, but does that work? Oh, I think we need to inflate it. No ohThat's too much weightTry and knock me off wait don't actually try okay. I'm okayYou see, this is the real balancing activity right hereNow we're just dancingYou like it. I like itWhat I would like oh it just pops in my ankle yeahThat does not look good for your ankles really. It doesn't it looks like you having fun thereYeah, you can take it on you what I don't know what I would do with itI mean, it's a form of a bubble. We know you like bubbles. This is true. That's trueI say that's a break-in, but Sam looks like she likes it so she's gonna take itHopefully awayDon't look don't look. I don't use it on youSweet you know what to doYou're right. You're in the fire seat. No that's the fire seat wasn't Brian. It was anyone in that seat, okay?I'm just kidding if you guys are unfamiliar with how this hey SamIf you guys are unfamiliar with how this works, it's a rubber band gunsoThe way this thing works is actually kind of cool although. How does this one work? I mean missing a piece?I think I'm missing a piece because you're supposed to do like I'm not sure if it's right hereYeah, that's itbut usually you'd think there'd be like a hook right here becauseYeah, like a nub so the idea is that once you load it like thatYou can load another one now and another one and another one and another one so you can have all of the amount of funThat you've always wanted, right?Now we just do another one and another one and another one like so but see thisI don't know that makes me kind of like iffy, rightSo here's here's the question Wow do you think you got better aim than me? No. Oh really nice right off the batNo, I'll shoot the r2d2 right thereYes, you are too detailOhOhRelease releases on my release. I'm not though Ohcleaner shopping I see confidence confidence is key Sam you learned a lesson here today, butThe lesson is have confidence in yourself as a person because you don't suck as much as you think you do IActually think this is pretty coolI say take it I agree do you want to take it because we can we can load it up with rubber bands and you?Can shoot people in the office my approval okay? No matter what any nice eggs. Okay? All right?I'll just let HR know so that no complainI've got to be gentle with this one. It's so dirty already yeahVivat are 900 x ofMicroscope set I didn't read this right Wow $20 only $20But actually we got it for 399 because no one still was that surprised, but don't eat all shrimp hatcheryYeah, sea salt gum media. Are we missing something right here?Probably you can open it, but I'm afraidbrine shrimp eggsI've never used with these things really okay. I've used one of these things, but it's been a while. Okay, saying it's not nothing's happeningIt's not workingI do see something now. Yeah my word you have to be soLiterally so precise hold on an item. Oh, yeah wait I got somethingIt's just blurry so these come with some like prepared slides you want to look at an onion bulb ohohYeah, bro. Yeah, bro beam me onion onions pretty cool to look at that's uhThat's what we're is what we're about to look at real closeI wish I could show the camera this but since I'm since it's not an actual powered microscope hereI don't know which ones closest I assume this one's farthest awayYeah, but I'm not seeing like legit anythingAre we just not smart enough for this could be or different? Hypothesis this thing is not smart enough for usI think I like that one betterThat's what I'm sayingScience is for losers. Ha habest teacher everThose who can't do teachRustin actually, I'm just kidding. I really really do value teachersNo joke no joke teaching is awesome. School is awesome stay in it learn learn learn learn learn. I just be making jokesfor the halibut IStayed in there so here we go here. We go check this out the candle has driedI mean that looks like a looks like a wool candleHere's the question though can't you find these things for like a buck apiece of the dollar story? I think like 75 cents yeahOne more time whatSweet there it is what there it isAs a was an old man jerk because I'm wearing a sweater and a hipster because I listen to old music from way back whenIt's all coming together now guys. It's all coming together nowD - see that video right thereThat is a video that YouTube thinks that you specifically will enjoy based on what you like to watchLet's find out if YouTube knows what they're talking about click that video let us know in the comments below if you enjoy that videoAlright, see over there guys high-five\n"