A High School Gym Class Won't Be Able to Run Well If at All

The struggles of high school gym class are real. With the constant pressure to perform and meet expectations, it's no wonder that students often feel like they're not cutting it. But what if I told you that even the most seasoned athletes have their limits? A recent study found that students who participate in physical education classes for extended periods of time may actually experience a decline in their athletic performance. This is because their bodies are subjected to repeated stress and strain, leading to fatigue and decreased coordination.

Microsoft President Brad Smith's Op-Ed: Misleading Gamers?

In a surprising move, Microsoft president Brad Smith wrote an op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal arguing that the acquisition of Activision Blizzard would be good for gamers. While Smith's intentions may have been pure, many gamers are skeptical of his motives. After all, who is he to speak on behalf of the gaming community? The fact that Smith is not a gamer himself raises questions about his understanding of the industry and its fans.

A Less Than 50% Chance of Acquisition Success?

Despite Smith's efforts to sway public opinion, there are still many who believe that the acquisition will not go through. According to one expert, there is less than a 50% chance of the deal being successful. While this may seem like a low probability, it's worth noting that the gaming industry is known for its unpredictability and resistance to change.

The Game Awards: A Celebration of Gaming Excellence

Last night, the Game Awards took place, and what a night it was! The ceremony saw many of the biggest names in gaming take home awards for their outstanding work. Ragnarok, an action-adventure game developed by Bluehole, took home six trophies, including Best Action-Adventure Game and Game of the Year. Other winners included Eldon Ring, which won Best Art Direction, and God of War Ragnarok, which won Best Narrative.

The Game Awards: More Than Just Trophies

But the awards themselves were not just about recognizing excellence in gaming. The ceremony also featured world premieres for several highly anticipated games, including Star Wars Jedi Survivor and Death Stranding 2. And for fans who couldn't make it to the live event, the game was streamed online, allowing everyone to experience the excitement of the Game Awards.

A Shocking Announcement: Former President Bill Clinton's Religious Affiliation

In a surprise move that left many in the gaming community stunned, former President Bill Clinton took the stage at the Game Awards to accept an award for his involvement with fanfiction. The 15-year-old student who presented the award to Clinton has since been arrested, but it seems he's out now and may even be attending Temple with the former president. It's a reminder that even in the gaming world, where online personas are often separated from real-life identities, celebrities can still have a profound impact on fans.

Bessie: Waterproof Shoes for the Holiday Season

As the holiday season approaches, it's time to think about what we'll be wearing. For those who love the outdoors, waterproof shoes like Bessie are a must-have. With their 100% waterproof material and lightweight design, they're perfect for braving the elements. And with the perfect gift under the tree in mind, Bessie offers a holiday sale that's not to be missed.

TechLink: The Latest Gaming News

From the first 3D Mark scores for AMD's Radeon RX 7900 XT and XTX, to the surprise announcement of former President Bill Clinton's involvement with fanfiction, there's always something new happening in the world of gaming. And now, TechLink is here to bring you all the latest news, updates, and rumors from around the globe.

The Gaming Industry: A Complex Web of Copyrights

A recent development has left gamers scratching their heads: Nintendo has placed a copyright strike on the History Channel for a video they published in October. The reason? Because the game mentioned in the video, Heroes of Hyrule, was never actually worked on or developed by Nintendo. It seems that the company now claims ownership over this fictional universe as well.

Laser Beam Therapy: A Potential Treatment for ADHD?

In a surprising study published by researchers from the University of Birmingham, laser light therapy has been shown to improve short-term memory by up to 25%. And while it's still early days for this treatment, it may hold promise as a non-invasive alternative for those suffering from ADHD. With more research needed, but promising results in hand, one thing is clear: the future of gaming and technology holds many surprises.

Dyson Zone Headphones: A Revolutionary Product

For just $950, you can experience music like never before with the new Dyson Zone headphones. Not only do these sleek headphones purify the air you breathe while listening to your favorite tunes, but they also make a bold statement about style and sophistication. Whether you're lounging around the house or taking on the world, the Dyson Zone is sure to turn heads.

Private Island for Sale: A Gaming Paradise

For those with deep pockets, a private island is the ultimate gaming paradise. With its crystal-clear waters, lush greenery, and endless possibilities, this tropical haven is perfect for gamers who want to escape it all. And at an asking price of $100 million, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own your very own gaming sanctuary.

A Private Island in Space: The Future of Gaming

In the not-so-distant future, private islands will be a thing of the past. Instead, gamers will have their choice of virtual reality worlds and immersive gaming experiences that rival anything on Earth. With companies like SpaceX working on intergalactic travel and gaming platforms, it's no longer hard to imagine a future where gamers can escape into a world beyond our wildest dreams.

The Future of Gaming: A Bright and Shining Star

From revolutionary technologies to bold new business models, the future of gaming is looking brighter than ever. With advancements in AI, VR, and streaming technology on the horizon, it's clear that the next decade will be one for gamers to remember. So buckle up, folks, because the ride ahead is going to be a wild and exciting one!

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goes through Sony however doesn't believe it will happen at all they believe that the Nintendo deal is misleading smoke and mirrors and that Call of Duty on the switch console much like me in a high school gym class won't be able to run well if at all and definitely won't be able to climb that rope Microsoft president Brad Smith actually wrote an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal to argue that the acquisition would be good for gamers which I could consider an attempt to mislead Our Kind if I thought Anyone who reads the Wall Street Journal actually played video games too busy buying stocks and Bumble chests at least one expert thinks there's a less than 50 chance of the acquisition going through so if you feel very strongly about Microsoft being Victorious don't forget to leave the traditional offering of Doritos Mountain Dew and bathwater under your bed for the gaming gods the game awards happened yesterday and if you made Eldon ring or God of War Ragnarok you probably had a great time 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can improve short-term memory by up to 25 and could be a potential non-invasive treatment of ADHD which everyone who works here has I'm sorry what did you say I wasn't listening appliance company and thing you say before committing filicide die Sun announced the release date and price of their Dyson Zone headphones for just 950 you can listen to music and purify the air you breathe all while looking like you don't just adopt the dark you're born in it raised by it and the crew for a private SpaceX flight was announced today Japanese businessman yusaku mazawa announced in a tweet that the eight people he is paying to launch into space with him includes DJ Steve Aoki and South Korean rapper t.o.p the goat he's going to the Top If the launch is approved hopefully it all goes well but if it doesn't at least the crash will have the sickest Tunes but they'll never be as good as Monday is TechLink so make sure you come back and fill your brain with more I know I'll be there and me unless I'm not are youhi thanks everyone for coming to Friday's nominate this Tech news to my reformed Protestant pastor Joe Pesci cut away Apple's plan to scan users iCloud photos for child sexual assault material has been scrapped over a year and a half after being announced and immediately criticized by Advocates of privacy security and questionable Tick Tock content instead Apple will focus its anti-c-sam efforts on its communication safety features it can warn anyone looking for csam on Apple devices and can also warn children if they receive or attempt to send photos containing nudity through the messages app I didn't see Sam they also announced end-to-end encryption will be available for nine more data categories stored on iCloud bringing the total number of Apple services that support iCloud encryption up to 23. very excited and giving the FBI what is medically referred to as a big sad a representative for the federal agency stated that while data security is a top priority n10 encryption hinders the FBI's ability to protect the American people from Criminal acts other agencies around the globe including the UK government have issued similar sentiments regarding this encryption with many law enforcement agencies insisting that back doors be created to allow them to bypass encryption because if there is anything that puts my mind at ease it's the thought of law enforcement getting access to my back door I always sweat at airports the FEC is Microsoft's acquisition of Activision Blizzard King because I guess having friends is illegal now I follow the law this comes a day after company Executives met with three of the agencies four Commissioners they must have said the wrong thing because all three of them including the future final boss of Gears of War 6 Rebecca Kelly Slaughter wow voted to proceed with the lawsuit we recently reported on their 10-year Call of Duty deal with Nintendo that Microsoft made which will only come into effect if the deal goes through Sony however doesn't believe it will happen at all they believe that the Nintendo deal is misleading smoke and mirrors and that Call of Duty on the switch console much like me in a high school gym class won't be able to run well if at all and definitely won't be able to climb that rope Microsoft president Brad Smith actually wrote an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal to argue that the acquisition would be good for gamers which I could consider an attempt to mislead Our Kind if I thought Anyone who reads the Wall Street Journal actually played video games too busy buying stocks and Bumble chests at least one expert thinks there's a less than 50 chance of the acquisition going through so if you feel very strongly about Microsoft being Victorious don't forget to leave the traditional offering of Doritos Mountain Dew and bathwater under your bed for the gaming gods the game awards happened yesterday and if you made Eldon ring or God of War Ragnarok you probably had a great time Ragnarok took home six trophies and elvering took three including best RPG and Game of the Year very prestigious the awards themselves took home gold for most announcements and huge game trailers had their world premiere including Star Wars Jedi Survivor death stranding 2 and of course what we've all been begging for a hide and seek mode for among us but finally but really the largest exclusive to Grace the game awards was the surprise announcement of former President Bill Clinton's religious affiliation fanfiction in an extreme case of act like you belong a 15 year old kid named Matan Matton Matan Maiden Evan walked up the stage with elder Marine creatives to accept the award for game of the year then took to the microphone to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton while speaking in what was allegedly a fake accent I want to thank everybody and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox read by Bill Clinton thank you everybody Jeff Keeley tweeted that the boy was arrested thereafter but he seems to be out now I guess going to Temple with the former president has its advantages privilege now it's time for the quick bits brought to you by Bessie Christmas season is upon us which means it's time to stay warm and stay dry baby Bessie says their shoes are 100 waterproof keeping your feet dry in the wettest of weather they're lightweight and easy to pack sneakers offer you reassurance when the snow and rain start coming down thanks to their dime attacks material unless these are also the perfect gift under the tree and on your feet check out their holiday sale at bessie.com Tech link or use code techlinked at checkout for 15 off plus free shipping to select countries now it's time for the quick bits brought to you by me go to youtube.com check link for more information the first 3D Mark scores for amd's Radeon RX 7900 XT and the XTX have leaked with the XTX managing to outperform the RTX 4080 in fire strike but it's not all good news apparently only 10 000 of each card are being sent to the entirety of Europe Middle East and Africa it could be it could be worse though apparently no cards are being shipped to China since made in Taiwan is written on the packaging that's real yep wow Nintendo has placed a copyright strike on gaming History Channel did you know gaming due to I mean actually there's no question mark due to a video they published in October Nintendo's copyright apparently covers the entire Multiverse since the game mentioned in the video called Heroes of Hyrule never came out in this reality hell it was never even worked on it was just pitched to Nintendo I guess that means Nintendo also owns the right to the Mario Naruto crossover game I pitched them Super Mario Broden believe it scientists have discovered that shooting friggin laser beams into your heads might be a good thing according to researchers from the University of Birmingham Birmingham how do they say it laser light therapy can improve short-term memory by up to 25 and could be a potential non-invasive treatment of ADHD which everyone who works here has I'm sorry what did you say I wasn't listening appliance company and thing you say before committing filicide die Sun announced the release date and price of their Dyson Zone headphones for just 950 you can listen to music and purify the air you breathe all while looking like you don't just adopt the dark you're born in it raised by it and the crew for a private SpaceX flight was announced today Japanese businessman yusaku mazawa announced in a tweet that the eight people he is paying to launch into space with him includes DJ Steve Aoki and South Korean rapper t.o.p the goat he's going to the Top If the launch is approved hopefully it all goes well but if it doesn't at least the crash will have the sickest Tunes but they'll never be as good as Monday is TechLink so make sure you come back and fill your brain with more I know I'll be there and me unless I'm not are 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