Who Bought The Best Walmart Haul!

**The Art of Biking in the Woods**

Biking in the woods is an art form that requires patience, skill, and a deep connection with nature. It's not just about riding a bike through the forest; it's about immersing oneself in the experience. Tanner, one of the participants, mentioned that biking in the woods is his favorite activity. He finds joy in the quiet solitude of the woods, surrounded by trees, wildlife, and the sound of birds chirping.

**The Great Marshmallow Pat Debate**

During a recent gathering, a debate erupted over whether certain marshmallows were actually Lucky Charms. The participants, including Tanner and another guest, couldn't agree on which ones were the real deal. Some claimed that they tasted similar, while others argued that they were distinct. The disagreement was so heated that it became a topic of discussion for several rounds.

**Mixing Eggs: A Matter of Skill**

When it comes to mixing eggs, there's more than one way to do it. Tanner shared his technique using a specific glass tupperware container, which he claimed was the best way to mix eggs. However, another participant pointed out that mixing too many eggs at once could lead to disaster. The discussion highlighted the importance of proper egg-mixing techniques and the potential consequences of overmixing.

**The Battle for Cheerio Supremacy**

Cheerios are a beloved breakfast cereal, but some claim that certain brands are superior to others. Tanner mentioned that he recently purchased Blueberry Cheerios, which sparked a debate about whether they were worth trying. The group discussed the pros and cons of different Cheerio flavors and whether certain brands stood out from the rest.

**The Mystery of Magic Treasures**

During the gathering, one participant stumbled upon a mysterious item called Magic Treasures. Despite being similar in shape to anchors, it didn't quite feel like them. Another participant suggested that it might be a type of candy, while others were more skeptical. The uncertainty surrounding Magic Treasures added to the intrigue and excitement of the discussion.

**The Epic Rap Battle**

In a surprise twist, the conversation turned into an epic rap battle between Tanner and another guest. The topic was unclear, but the intensity and energy of the performance left everyone in awe. It became apparent that this was not your average gathering, but rather a celebration of creative expression and good-natured competition.

**The Target Challenge**

Finally, the group announced plans to participate in an epic challenge through Target. The rules were simple: whoever emerged victorious would be crowned the champion. As the conversation ended, it was clear that this was just the beginning of another exciting adventure for the group.

**A Day of Unadulterated Fun and Laughter**

Throughout the gathering, laughter and good-natured teasing filled the air. The participants seemed to relish in each other's company, enjoying a day of unadulterated fun and camaraderie. Despite the debates and disagreements, it was clear that everyone left the gathering with a smile on their face and memories that would last a lifetime.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enyou bro you are you gonna eat that if you eat it i'll give you the point that's how it'll be i don't think we did nasty that hit me like a sack of bricks i hate that how does this guy have a girlfriend and i don't what's going on welcome to dope or nope if you missed yesterday's video make sure you go check that out we did a race through walmart to see you could pick out the best 10 items and today hint it was me we'll see today we're playing a game of war what's war good for absolutely nothing i pull up an item you pull up an item we see which one's better pat will choose whose is better now is pat a little biased absolutely he helped matt find all his products but my job is i have to overwhelm his bias you also won last time i did this true but we'll see if i can fare up today fair up is that a word yeah sure okay we'll see if we can uh if we can overwhelm square up there guys also what i want to let you know is friday's upload is going to be us going to five below and doing the product we're all in one video it's gonna be extra long video to make up for our last failure so make sure you subscribe and click that bell icon and we'll see you friday for that video but we'll also see you tomorrow all right so we each grab a product we grab a product and we see if it'll beat the other persons ready um set um no grab i bought five pounds of pop tarts five four pounds 50 pop-tarts 50 pop-tarts yes dude and you know what's crazy huh my entire theme of all my purchases is breakfast really yeah anything that i could have anything to do with mixing eggs it's almost like it's in the morning and i got your favorite flavor i hate that flavor you know that's right it's actually the worst the pop tart the best fact my mom used to buy that all the time in fact your mom used to buy things for me all the time when i was a kid 58 pop-tarts that's pretty sick oh here we go let's see how fast you can eat a pop-tart versus me why because mine's pre-made so oh yeah oh yeah you have to you have to make yours that's like how fast you could eat mcdonald's before i make a burger at home like one's obviously gonna be a lot better than the other yeah mcdonald's you disgusted me where did i stick this i just need to go around the side bro do you even know what that is it's a thermometer why would it go in the hat it's a dial for heat this stuff is a teen dog oh it is i think it came with a thermometer to stick in my pancakes yeah is it warm enough see everyone everyone discounts me you know everyone's like tanner doesn't cook and they're right i used to though but i used to though and then i got some of these hey we both got the same eggs and then the cheapest ones we could put yeah i don't know why i honestly didn't have a horse well why did i buy cheap eggs great value i have no i had no time to buy eggs but then i also got milk okay please hold please hold just don't buy eggs at the dollar store yikes i'm about to make his pancakes all i need is two cups of bisquick mix we need to get this heated up as well plug it in for me you have a spatula how are you gonna absolutely have a spatula the one thing you forgot pat i have a spatula a fast food well guess what i have tanner a problem a product that you need a spatula for mixing eggs wait i think we already have i don't know kitchen set so literally you can't even use your product without my product yes i can do it with your hands i have one in there that doesn't count that doesn't count we have pre-products don't we what's a pre-product fine i'll use one of your spatulas but i'll give you like a slight bonus point these eggs look terrible cooking with tanner oh no yeah i've never seen someone crack an egg and splatter at the same time it's because they're bad eggs they're bad i've definitely made pancakes before i don't that's a lie i have i know what you guys are thinking i never would have expected on doper nope to be seeing tanner baking honestly you're really not going to progress while you bake we have to progress and keep doing products let me pour the pancakes then we progress i want to see you pour it in the exact spot that camera's in that's cheating when pat figures out i can use other things than just my eyes all right you guys ready and not on camera too much way too much just one for me bro hasn't earned a pancake that pancakes i'm giving you points oh pat gets a pancake that's my favorite how can you zoom out on my panty boy pancake patty cake patty cake these are the thickest these i told you you needed to add more milk all right guys let's go to our next part of all these pancakes can you clean up the egg you're gonna get salmonella salmon um you're gonna get salmon vanilla these are the perfect utensils to mix eggs where was that a minute ago i needed the mix eggs this was my product oh yeah well i'll get something you can wear while mixing those eggs you ready for it sure man of thongs yeah look at that banana hammer haley's gonna love this no are you gonna make some eggs right now no you better wear these you gotta wear these i'm not putting that i'm not even putting if you wear those i'm kicking you out i'm wearing it this actually looks like a granny panty you're just looking for those eggs to get mixed what what how does this guy have a girlfriend and i don't it's because i have the confidence to do this in front of millions of people maybe that's a yeah that's fair and it just attracted a a girl that likes weird things yeah she's like haley she's like bad boys i don't that doesn't look like a bad boy who keeps calling me dude let's cook some eggs that's not a thong turn around i feel like oh and now she is that's how thongs work i guess yeah well i gotta flip my panty boys oh a little overcooked but i'll take it honestly crusty just like your mom's lips wait what are you doing i'm making eggs how do you mix that this is your sundae bowl it's so holy hulk smash egg this dude knows how to do it with one hand look oh no what did you think what did you actually maybe it would hold together he put eggs in a colander and went oh frick when it did for someone who mixes eggs you do not mix them well yeah checking my panties yeah okay they're ready let's turn it off put one in the warmer oh yeah i'll put them in a warmer way okay so this i was just demonstrating to you guys what the what not a great way to mix eggs is you want to cook those eggs yeah this is not going to work well oh scrambled boys dude i'm actually excited we're making breakfast all right how do we score this i don't even know what's happening this is a two-part war two-part war matt's got his colanders and eggs i got my machine and pancake it was just the pancakes it was a pancake versus pop-tarts the pop-tarts pat we haven't toasted we haven't tasted give me a pancake so i can eat it right now yeah oh this is the worst look at how wrinkly it is bro shut up i cooked that randomly wrinkled yeah why is that wrinkly it's a it's a to-go pancake hold on let me leave it with you i'm like it's definitely not good but it's not bad it's just really really bland it's like a bad pancake it's just yeah really bad pancakes there's not enough milk in it meanwhile matt's eggs he mixed them and he cooks them don't try pat yeah eat these eat these no eat these eggs you didn't buy them what do you hate now you're gonna really appreciate how cooked my pancakes were he's gonna you can't use mine to eat his that gives me extra points no that's not bad if you put syrup on it and stuff better he's gonna throw up not good are the eggs bad the eggs were really bad like just cheap eggs yeah yeah and so his eggs competed against my man between the pancake and the pop-tarts i'm going to give it to the pancake i put work in that's why yeah and between my colanders and my man they give it to the collins thank you because the meme pat is it because it's too sexy uh one to one after that chaos next war battle all right ready set go i got a giant net i got a red microwave from mega desk oh nice choice red i see you winning theme i did but you know what you need this for catching eggs catching everything look how big this net is it's made of that what is this metal like camera it's like it's like rubbery yeah it's like rubber mesh that's so weird it's perfect to catch people what is this actually for um fish can you look people is it for fish yeah for scooping fishies maybe you give it to bobby yeah maybe bobby like it but maybe you'll keep it maybe a creep this one look at how it goes in and out but yeah it's a pretty sick net and i can do stuff like this like i'm not going to hurt you but no no not be caught on camera mine i get to unbox okay let's see what you got here's the concern i have for what you bought it's walmart branded it actually is walmart brandon he's not even kidding that is haunting that you bought a walmart branded microwave look at my neck it's not walmart branded it's fresh frail freight back i read frail hurtful this is tragic who does that they zip tied it together so you can't just plug it in anywhere they realize you just cut that right yeah can you cut it no they realize how easy it is to go with them you need my scissors free product that's fine oh crap crap there's something in it there's something in there that was so scary what is that i can tell there was something in there bro dude i couldn't either just microwaved everything don't microwave styrofoam kids what is this it's the pan what is it oh that's so sharp it's just bubble wrap oh it's the it's the glass that was almost tragic that was almost really scary what if that just all popped in there oh man dude your product has been fireworks so far i love it all right that's my product what do you what do you think well i gotta hear the end sound really quick and then i judge what's the n sound one oh if it goes more than four times it's terrible oh it lasts for many one too many i think about that all the time when i'm microwaving things i'm like if this goes off one more time i'm gonna lose it and it doesn't matter you're really sensitive no obviously maybe fragile is the right word fray bill frayville tanner you haven't really said much what you would want to do with that net or like no well it's simple you could catch pokemon you could catch people pokemon it's really jellyfishing like spongebob if you want to do some role playing also if you just wanted to catch birds so many opportunities and really matt just bought a microwave with a really annoying sound on it so no it's not annoying i mean we do all know that birds are just spy robots for the government and i think people need to catch them so i'm going to give it to them it's just a michael you just have a walmart microwave that's something there's no store down there this is way more um meme absurd yeah okay okay well next time two to one remove your microwave no i need it it was a setup tanner oh you you took an l so you could get a w later yeah well good luck no so i can get a lot of double use tanner okay okay i trust you three two one cowgirl boots you can't even fit in those well they're meant for you i can't fit in those so you failed you got baby on them this is you cook things in the microwave with it and i'm gonna put eggs in it ew you're gonna microwave eggs have you ever done that it works oh suck it you've microwaved everything i'm learning today all right i'm gonna see if i can fit in these boots but these are some classic wonder nation size six girl boots uh i'm a size 12 men so should go well all right guys this is how we do it yeah but do you look as good as me and these oh my gosh oh you didn't actually put them on that's really creepy your ankle is odd your leg situation is odd you want to take a ride on my big green tractor she's really slow man are you gonna strip for us at the end of this video is that what's happening i forgot i'm learning the man i'll keep wearing the boots while he cooks all right we got two eggs in here i'm assuming we're gonna vent this puppy mug just says do not microwave in the meantime i have another product that i because i love you and i've always wanted to give you kisses but now i can did you even buy milk yes you did i didn't need to because my friend did it's what's that's how you have a friendship you know you don't have to bring everything to the table then that's called employment i already do that oh well you're not getting my milk can you kiss his cereal guys what is this it's just actual actual candy actual candy wait i'm part of a wholesome breakfast they're not even trying to say that anymore wait don't have to compete against this with milk sure okay i won this one then that's right no this is a combo point no okay then i'm competing something else and you don't get my milk yeah tanner throw something on there those are i got the movie prevenge pregnant revenge stop what brilliantly can see she has a knife and a baby stream your fears shudder killing for two that can't be real it's rotten tomatoes it's fresh certified look at this lady bro that's crazy it's a whole glee pad pat try these okay and tanner try those okay you they're so bad yeah the movie clearly wins that one what the crap is that now these are tragic this is that's the point that's why i bought them this is tragic too in a funny way there's a tragic and a sad one that tastes like poison that's the point this probably is watches like poison it's certified fresh from autumn i can't believe that is that really scary okay guys here's the egg if this actually worked i'm so upset i'm not even really hot it kind of worked what do you mean it totally worked how do you think mcdonald's cooks their eggs in their sandwiches in the stove bruh don't do that don't you do oh no you have a fork it ate it oh it smells like oh it smells so bad mixes eggs turning the stinks likes eggs ew bro ew are you gonna eat that if you eat it i'll give you the point that's how it'll be if you eat it i'll concede with my boobs look this is definitely edible this is how people cook eggs guys these are just not good eggs that they're just not great eggs all right so this one i'm gonna do eat matt eats it he wins in my opinion well i'm giving points oh wait i'm going to pull out a combo product doper nope utensils as a part so do i have to pull out a part yeah you do with my boots yeah so i'm one-upping it basically this is so confusing oh my gosh just the thumb dude so i customized the dopano style i got cowgirl boots the surprise man thong and then my doper no putty the cowboy boots represent me and the thought represents you and this represents you yeah the cool part it's the old day all right let's see what you got to compete and you have to eat this egg by the way oh metallic ooh nice i like that actually look at this utensil dude is it heavy i've never seen such a cool utensil does it only come with four are there more inside there's definitely more inside these these are the new doper nope utensils let me get a little feel for these pens here's the thing if this doesn't if if this doesn't get the dope bro you don't get to use these i need you to eat the egg and then i'll decide oh my gosh dude no don't eat it matt he's gonna get so upset your stomach's a goner bro no it's fine tastes like eggs it's not that bad it's just i mean it's delicious you tell me he looks sexier than me i ate the eggs bro here's what i'm gonna do this is this decision i don't want any arguing this decision is twofold fold one on principle from my heritage unfold two i don't wanna see you strip so i'm gonna give the point to matt and also never buy boots at a walmart that is infuriating or nothing works well you're getting the strip now pat excellent i'm gonna surprise you with a little thong action pack standing all right next my next product is a bliss for your taste buds to compete on excellence on this product what no stop that's cool what that's really cool actually bliss for your taste buds bro we're excited on excellence and i brought an actual working bicycle with a chain desk ornament are you a 50 year old hover woods he's a 50 year old trying to interior decorate this i think it's awesome it actually moves mechanically until you get the try to go backwards i'll give you that but you have to just try i hate old fashion pumpkin i just crushed these so bad i literally was holding them like this for like five minutes i just crushed them all try this okay i'll take a bite i don't like old-fashioned doughnuts smelling problems really yeah i don't like them but i'll eat it not bad good very good very good pat come over here and taste this it's even orange on the inside like high five orange can i force a double or nothing so it helps me decide yeah forcing double nothing go okay three two one double or nothing ah this will come down to taste it's called biking in the woods yeah that's weak that's really weird that's not dude you would want both of these on your desk no not this this is for the floor you don't put this part on your desk you put that on your desk please to say i can't put it on my desk which is just my it's a levitated interior design faux pas tanner you didn't see mine that actually is very good connor's mom brought a bunch of sweet tart ropes but they're the only cherry they just came out with a new flavor all right if they're delicious i'll think about it but i really do like biking in the woods oh that's good i like that it gets sour that's nice i don't know triple or nothing because i think the rope is better than the plant but the bike is better triple or nothing okay i can't keep doing this baby in a camper in the woods so you can put a little baby chair on a regular chair the actual title is better than what you renamed it pop and sit pop and sit in the water so you're in the woods you're going camping this weekend admit you might use something like this i might actually take that see i honestly don't even think it'll work though he's a beast he will literally plop that thing over so fast boom you stick no so i let the kid out yeah exactly that's really bad then all of a sudden the kid's crawling to the ocean the main problem is i just can't open this all the way all right well now you while you figure out your product we're going to take a look at mine magic treasures the only thing saving for me is the wizard the wizard oh i found syria magic treasures bro it's lucky it's not even different it's the same shape no these are anchors oh give me a marshmallow pat they're going to taste the exact same as lucky charms look oh my gosh it actually is my favorite it's a flower well you don't want it to be lucky charms do you doesn't taste exactly like lucky charm i'm gonna say if it's just three points to one person i'm going to give it to tandem no it has to be you're talking you're taking this product home like come on these are sad sneezes i'm gonna crash everyone say boo in the comments down below i'll get you back next time tanner next time you go you yugi just to showcase some other ways to mix eggs i have this this is a great way to mix eggs if you've ever needed to mix eggs also if you want to mix eggs this is a really great way to mix eggs this is level two so you level three i don't know if i can compete with your mean battle i only got one thing to compete with memes guess what happens when you mix the eggs but you've mixed too many eggs you put in this beautiful glass tupperware oh yeah but guess who makes his eggs the best out of anyone ever guess what happens when the eggs are too hot when the eggs are too hot you just say come here little eggies guess you'd be the last one to touch the mixed eggs mr bass future beast yeah that's right dude this is mr b's merch i don't think so it's not i think it's knockout last but not least the best cheerios that cheerio brand makes what's up with you and buying cereal blueberries we gotta try it though we gotta try blueberry cheerios i gotta try it tanner do you don't have any more products i have like a couple why'd you get bubble wrap because i can't adult today i don't think we did nasty that hit me like a sack of bricks i hate that that does not smell like maybe it does like rotten blueberries not bad not good eat blueberries it tastes like a really bad blueberry bagel these are good they're okay the smell is horrible the taste is great i don't like the taste i also got these just for the vote pat's favorite candy is m eminem's because i can't adult today i don't think we adulted at all today everybody comment down below if you can or cannot adult today who do you think won you decide numerical epic rap battles mystery numerically i did but it's the viewer's choice yeah viewers viewers should honestly choose yeah let us know i just win every time you decide who really won today and guess what tomorrow we're going to do more of the same tomorrow we're going to none other than target and we're going to have an epic race through target yeah so stay tuned if you enjoyed this video click that one right there that's yesterday's video if you missed the previous one this one's last dope week which was pretty dope up until the end subscribe byeyou bro you are you gonna eat that if you eat it i'll give you the point that's how it'll be i don't think we did nasty that hit me like a sack of bricks i hate that how does this guy have a girlfriend and i don't what's going on welcome to dope or nope if you missed yesterday's video make sure you go check that out we did a race through walmart to see you could pick out the best 10 items and today hint it was me we'll see today we're playing a game of war what's war good for absolutely nothing i pull up an item you pull up an item we see which one's better pat will choose whose is better now is pat a little biased absolutely he helped matt find all his products but my job is i have to overwhelm his bias you also won last time i did this true but we'll see if i can fare up today fair up is that a word yeah sure okay we'll see if we can uh if we can overwhelm square up there guys also what i want to let you know is friday's upload is going to be us going to five below and doing the product we're all in one video it's gonna be extra long video to make up for our last failure so make sure you subscribe and click that bell icon and we'll see you friday for that video but we'll also see you tomorrow all right so we each grab a product we grab a product and we see if it'll beat the other persons ready um set um no grab i bought five pounds of pop tarts five four pounds 50 pop-tarts 50 pop-tarts yes dude and you know what's crazy huh my entire theme of all my purchases is breakfast really yeah anything that i could have anything to do with mixing eggs it's almost like it's in the morning and i got your favorite flavor i hate that flavor you know that's right it's actually the worst the pop tart the best fact my mom used to buy that all the time in fact your mom used to buy things for me all the time when i was a kid 58 pop-tarts that's pretty sick oh here we go let's see how fast you can eat a pop-tart versus me why because mine's pre-made so oh yeah oh yeah you have to you have to make yours that's like how fast you could eat mcdonald's before i make a burger at home like one's obviously gonna be a lot better than the other yeah mcdonald's you disgusted me where did i stick this i just need to go around the side bro do you even know what that is it's a thermometer why would it go in the hat it's a dial for heat this stuff is a teen dog oh it is i think it came with a thermometer to stick in my pancakes yeah is it warm enough see everyone everyone discounts me you know everyone's like tanner doesn't cook and they're right i used to though but i used to though and then i got some of these hey we both got the same eggs and then the cheapest ones we could put yeah i don't know why i honestly didn't have a horse well why did i buy cheap eggs great value i have no i had no time to buy eggs but then i also got milk okay please hold please hold just don't buy eggs at the dollar store yikes i'm about to make his pancakes all i need is two cups of bisquick mix we need to get this heated up as well plug it in for me you have a spatula how are you gonna absolutely have a spatula the one thing you forgot pat i have a spatula a fast food well guess what i have tanner a problem a product that you need a spatula for mixing eggs wait i think we already have i don't know kitchen set so literally you can't even use your product without my product yes i can do it with your hands i have one in there that doesn't count that doesn't count we have pre-products don't we what's a pre-product fine i'll use one of your spatulas but i'll give you like a slight bonus point these eggs look terrible cooking with tanner oh no yeah i've never seen someone crack an egg and splatter at the same time it's because they're bad eggs they're bad i've definitely made pancakes before i don't that's a lie i have i know what you guys are thinking i never would have expected on doper nope to be seeing tanner baking honestly you're really not going to progress while you bake we have to progress and keep doing products let me pour the pancakes then we progress i want to see you pour it in the exact spot that camera's in that's cheating when pat figures out i can use other things than just my eyes all right you guys ready and not on camera too much way too much just one for me bro hasn't earned a pancake that pancakes i'm giving you points oh pat gets a pancake that's my favorite how can you zoom out on my panty boy pancake patty cake patty cake these are the thickest these i told you you needed to add more milk all right guys let's go to our next part of all these pancakes can you clean up the egg you're gonna get salmonella salmon um you're gonna get salmon vanilla these are the perfect utensils to mix eggs where was that a minute ago i needed the mix eggs this was my product oh yeah well i'll get something you can wear while mixing those eggs you ready for it sure man of thongs yeah look at that banana hammer haley's gonna love this no are you gonna make some eggs right now no you better wear these you gotta wear these i'm not putting that i'm not even putting if you wear those i'm kicking you out i'm wearing it this actually looks like a granny panty you're just looking for those eggs to get mixed what what how does this guy have a girlfriend and i don't it's because i have the confidence to do this in front of millions of people maybe that's a yeah that's fair and it just attracted a a girl that likes weird things yeah she's like haley she's like bad boys i don't that doesn't look like a bad boy who keeps calling me dude let's cook some eggs that's not a thong turn around i feel like oh and now she is that's how thongs work i guess yeah well i gotta flip my panty boys oh a little overcooked but i'll take it honestly crusty just like your mom's lips wait what are you doing i'm making eggs how do you mix that this is your sundae bowl it's so holy hulk smash egg this dude knows how to do it with one hand look oh no what did you think what did you actually maybe it would hold together he put eggs in a colander and went oh frick when it did for someone who mixes eggs you do not mix them well yeah checking my panties yeah okay they're ready let's turn it off put one in the warmer oh yeah i'll put them in a warmer way okay so this i was just demonstrating to you guys what the what not a great way to mix eggs is you want to cook those eggs yeah this is not going to work well oh scrambled boys dude i'm actually excited we're making breakfast all right how do we score this i don't even know what's happening this is a two-part war two-part war matt's got his colanders and eggs i got my machine and pancake it was just the pancakes it was a pancake versus pop-tarts the pop-tarts pat we haven't toasted we haven't tasted give me a pancake so i can eat it right now yeah oh this is the worst look at how wrinkly it is bro shut up i cooked that randomly wrinkled yeah why is that wrinkly it's a it's a to-go pancake hold on let me leave it with you i'm like it's definitely not good but it's not bad it's just really really bland it's like a bad pancake it's just yeah really bad pancakes there's not enough milk in it meanwhile matt's eggs he mixed them and he cooks them don't try pat yeah eat these eat these no eat these eggs you didn't buy them what do you hate now you're gonna really appreciate how cooked my pancakes were he's gonna you can't use mine to eat his that gives me extra points no that's not bad if you put syrup on it and stuff better he's gonna throw up not good are the eggs bad the eggs were really bad like just cheap eggs yeah yeah and so his eggs competed against my man between the pancake and the pop-tarts i'm going to give it to the pancake i put work in that's why yeah and between my colanders and my man they give it to the collins thank you because the meme pat is it because it's too sexy uh one to one after that chaos next war battle all right ready set go i got a giant net i got a red microwave from mega desk oh nice choice red i see you winning theme i did but you know what you need this for catching eggs catching everything look how big this net is it's made of that what is this metal like camera it's like it's like rubbery yeah it's like rubber mesh that's so weird it's perfect to catch people what is this actually for um fish can you look people is it for fish yeah for scooping fishies maybe you give it to bobby yeah maybe bobby like it but maybe you'll keep it maybe a creep this one look at how it goes in and out but yeah it's a pretty sick net and i can do stuff like this like i'm not going to hurt you but no no not be caught on camera mine i get to unbox okay let's see what you got here's the concern i have for what you bought it's walmart branded it actually is walmart brandon he's not even kidding that is haunting that you bought a walmart branded microwave look at my neck it's not walmart branded it's fresh frail freight back i read frail hurtful this is tragic who does that they zip tied it together so you can't just plug it in anywhere they realize you just cut that right yeah can you cut it no they realize how easy it is to go with them you need my scissors free product that's fine oh crap crap there's something in it there's something in there that was so scary what is that i can tell there was something in there bro dude i couldn't either just microwaved everything don't microwave styrofoam kids what is this it's the pan what is it oh that's so sharp it's just bubble wrap oh it's the it's the glass that was almost tragic that was almost really scary what if that just all popped in there oh man dude your product has been fireworks so far i love it all right that's my product what do you what do you think well i gotta hear the end sound really quick and then i judge what's the n sound one oh if it goes more than four times it's terrible oh it lasts for many one too many i think about that all the time when i'm microwaving things i'm like if this goes off one more time i'm gonna lose it and it doesn't matter you're really sensitive no obviously maybe fragile is the right word fray bill frayville tanner you haven't really said much what you would want to do with that net or like no well it's simple you could catch pokemon you could catch people pokemon it's really jellyfishing like spongebob if you want to do some role playing also if you just wanted to catch birds so many opportunities and really matt just bought a microwave with a really annoying sound on it so no it's not annoying i mean we do all know that birds are just spy robots for the government and i think people need to catch them so i'm going to give it to them it's just a michael you just have a walmart microwave that's something there's no store down there this is way more um meme absurd yeah okay okay well next time two to one remove your microwave no i need it it was a setup tanner oh you you took an l so you could get a w later yeah well good luck no so i can get a lot of double use tanner okay okay i trust you three two one cowgirl boots you can't even fit in those well they're meant for you i can't fit in those so you failed you got baby on them this is you cook things in the microwave with it and i'm gonna put eggs in it ew you're gonna microwave eggs have you ever done that it works oh suck it you've microwaved everything i'm learning today all right i'm gonna see if i can fit in these boots but these are some classic wonder nation size six girl boots uh i'm a size 12 men so should go well all right guys this is how we do it yeah but do you look as good as me and these oh my gosh oh you didn't actually put them on that's really creepy your ankle is odd your leg situation is odd you want to take a ride on my big green tractor she's really slow man are you gonna strip for us at the end of this video is that what's happening i forgot i'm learning the man i'll keep wearing the boots while he cooks all right we got two eggs in here i'm assuming we're gonna vent this puppy mug just says do not microwave in the meantime i have another product that i because i love you and i've always wanted to give you kisses but now i can did you even buy milk yes you did i didn't need to because my friend did it's what's that's how you have a friendship you know you don't have to bring everything to the table then that's called employment i already do that oh well you're not getting my milk can you kiss his cereal guys what is this it's just actual actual candy actual candy wait i'm part of a wholesome breakfast they're not even trying to say that anymore wait don't have to compete against this with milk sure okay i won this one then that's right no this is a combo point no okay then i'm competing something else and you don't get my milk yeah tanner throw something on there those are i got the movie prevenge pregnant revenge stop what brilliantly can see she has a knife and a baby stream your fears shudder killing for two that can't be real it's rotten tomatoes it's fresh certified look at this lady bro that's crazy it's a whole glee pad pat try these okay and tanner try those okay you they're so bad yeah the movie clearly wins that one what the crap is that now these are tragic this is that's the point that's why i bought them this is tragic too in a funny way there's a tragic and a sad one that tastes like poison that's the point this probably is watches like poison it's certified fresh from autumn i can't believe that is that really scary okay guys here's the egg if this actually worked i'm so upset i'm not even really hot it kind of worked what do you mean it totally worked how do you think mcdonald's cooks their eggs in their sandwiches in the stove bruh don't do that don't you do oh no you have a fork it ate it oh it smells like oh it smells so bad mixes eggs turning the stinks likes eggs ew bro ew are you gonna eat that if you eat it i'll give you the point that's how it'll be if you eat it i'll concede with my boobs look this is definitely edible this is how people cook eggs guys these are just not good eggs that they're just not great eggs all right so this one i'm gonna do eat matt eats it he wins in my opinion well i'm giving points oh wait i'm going to pull out a combo product doper nope utensils as a part so do i have to pull out a part yeah you do with my boots yeah so i'm one-upping it basically this is so confusing oh my gosh just the thumb dude so i customized the dopano style i got cowgirl boots the surprise man thong and then my doper no putty the cowboy boots represent me and the thought represents you and this represents you yeah the cool part it's the old day all right let's see what you got to compete and you have to eat this egg by the way oh metallic ooh nice i like that actually look at this utensil dude is it heavy i've never seen such a cool utensil does it only come with four are there more inside there's definitely more inside these these are the new doper nope utensils let me get a little feel for these pens here's the thing if this doesn't if if this doesn't get the dope bro you don't get to use these i need you to eat the egg and then i'll decide oh my gosh dude no don't eat it matt he's gonna get so upset your stomach's a goner bro no it's fine tastes like eggs it's not that bad it's just i mean it's delicious you tell me he looks sexier than me i ate the eggs bro here's what i'm gonna do this is this decision i don't want any arguing this decision is twofold fold one on principle from my heritage unfold two i don't wanna see you strip so i'm gonna give the point to matt and also never buy boots at a walmart that is infuriating or nothing works well you're getting the strip now pat excellent i'm gonna surprise you with a little thong action pack standing all right next my next product is a bliss for your taste buds to compete on excellence on this product what no stop that's cool what that's really cool actually bliss for your taste buds bro we're excited on excellence and i brought an actual working bicycle with a chain desk ornament are you a 50 year old hover woods he's a 50 year old trying to interior decorate this i think it's awesome it actually moves mechanically until you get the try to go backwards i'll give you that but you have to just try i hate old fashion pumpkin i just crushed these so bad i literally was holding them like this for like five minutes i just crushed them all try this okay i'll take a bite i don't like old-fashioned doughnuts smelling problems really yeah i don't like them but i'll eat it not bad good very good very good pat come over here and taste this it's even orange on the inside like high five orange can i force a double or nothing so it helps me decide yeah forcing double nothing go okay three two one double or nothing ah this will come down to taste it's called biking in the woods yeah that's weak that's really weird that's not dude you would want both of these on your desk no not this this is for the floor you don't put this part on your desk you put that on your desk please to say i can't put it on my desk which is just my it's a levitated interior design faux pas tanner you didn't see mine that actually is very good connor's mom brought a bunch of sweet tart ropes but they're the only cherry they just came out with a new flavor all right if they're delicious i'll think about it but i really do like biking in the woods oh that's good i like that it gets sour that's nice i don't know triple or nothing because i think the rope is better than the plant but the bike is better triple or nothing okay i can't keep doing this baby in a camper in the woods so you can put a little baby chair on a regular chair the actual title is better than what you renamed it pop and sit pop and sit in the water so you're in the woods you're going camping this weekend admit you might use something like this i might actually take that see i honestly don't even think it'll work though he's a beast he will literally plop that thing over so fast boom you stick no so i let the kid out yeah exactly that's really bad then all of a sudden the kid's crawling to the ocean the main problem is i just can't open this all the way all right well now you while you figure out your product we're going to take a look at mine magic treasures the only thing saving for me is the wizard the wizard oh i found syria magic treasures bro it's lucky it's not even different it's the same shape no these are anchors oh give me a marshmallow pat they're going to taste the exact same as lucky charms look oh my gosh it actually is my favorite it's a flower well you don't want it to be lucky charms do you doesn't taste exactly like lucky charm i'm gonna say if it's just three points to one person i'm going to give it to tandem no it has to be you're talking you're taking this product home like come on these are sad sneezes i'm gonna crash everyone say boo in the comments down below i'll get you back next time tanner next time you go you yugi just to showcase some other ways to mix eggs i have this this is a great way to mix eggs if you've ever needed to mix eggs also if you want to mix eggs this is a really great way to mix eggs this is level two so you level three i don't know if i can compete with your mean battle i only got one thing to compete with memes guess what happens when you mix the eggs but you've mixed too many eggs you put in this beautiful glass tupperware oh yeah but guess who makes his eggs the best out of anyone ever guess what happens when the eggs are too hot when the eggs are too hot you just say come here little eggies guess you'd be the last one to touch the mixed eggs mr bass future beast yeah that's right dude this is mr b's merch i don't think so it's not i think it's knockout last but not least the best cheerios that cheerio brand makes what's up with you and buying cereal blueberries we gotta try it though we gotta try blueberry cheerios i gotta try it tanner do you don't have any more products i have like a couple why'd you get bubble wrap because i can't adult today i don't think we did nasty that hit me like a sack of bricks i hate that that does not smell like maybe it does like rotten blueberries not bad not good eat blueberries it tastes like a really bad blueberry bagel these are good they're okay the smell is horrible the taste is great i don't like the taste i also got these just for the vote pat's favorite candy is m eminem's because i can't adult today i don't think we adulted at all today everybody comment down below if you can or cannot adult today who do you think won you decide numerical epic rap battles mystery numerically i did but it's the viewer's choice yeah viewers viewers should honestly choose yeah let us know i just win every time you decide who really won today and guess what tomorrow we're going to do more of the same tomorrow we're going to none other than target and we're going to have an epic race through target yeah so stay tuned if you enjoyed this video click that one right there that's yesterday's video if you missed the previous one this one's last dope week which was pretty dope up until the end subscribe bye\n"