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**Mystery Tech: A Closer Look**

This is take one of August 18th Mystery Tech.

**(clapper board claps)**

Austin, what do you got there?

No, no, no, what do ya got there?

This? (points to the clapper board)

Yeah. This is the clapper board.

Look at how ratty and out of date it is.

Yeah, this piece of paper looks awful.

This piece of paper is about five years old, but it's been on like every shoot for the last five years. So we can sync it up perfectly.

Oh, it's already open.

Well, sort of. I just had to see what it was.

So you've pre-unboxed a Mystery Tech item, wow!

Sometimes I like to get a little sneaky peaky.

Sometimes one of the items falls out of the box by accident, and it rolls into my apartment.

Interesting.

A lot of packaging here, and there's also a marker. Oh, is this a new slate?

Why would you even think that?

Okay. It's E-Ink? Wait, that's way over the top! But most important thing with any slate, how does it sound?

**(slate clicking)**

Cute.

No, no, no, no!

That is adorable.

Matt, would you like to fill us in? How much is the TRIBE7?

I wanna say like 300 bucks.

Oh, that's actually not as much as I thought it'd be. Like slates can cost a thousand bucks.

No, no, no, but those slates actually have like time code and stuff, this is...

Does this have time code?

Uh-uh-uh.

What's the point? (Ken laughing)

I thought it was smart!

Alright, so here's a template. Hold your device near the slate.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on! This is actually kinda cool.

Oh, alright! You know what? I take back some of the mean things I said.

Overclock Media, look at that!

Probably should have inverted it, but there we go.

We're now ready for our next segment of Mystery Tech.

**(slate clacking)**

**(box whooshing and thudding)**

**(Austin cheering)**

This looks expensive.

It is.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- This is take one ofAugust 18th Mystery Tech.(clapper board claps)- Austin, what do you got there?No, no, no, what do ya got there?- This?- Yeah.- This is the clapper board.- Look at how rattyand out of date it is.- Yeah, this piece of paper- It looks awful.- This piece of paperis about five years old,but it's been on like everyshoot for the last five years.So we can sync it up perfectly.Oh, it's already open.- Well, sort of. Ijust had to see what it was.- So you've pre-unboxeda Mystery Tech item, wow!- Sometimes I like toget a little sneaky peaky.- Sometimes one of the itemsfalls out of the box by accident,and it rolls into my apartment.- Interesting.- A lot of packaging here,and there's also a marker.Oh, is this a new slate?- Why would you even think that?- Okay.It's E-Ink? Wait, that's way over the top!But most important thing withany slate, how does it sound?(slate clicking)- Cute.- No, no, no, no!- That is adorable.- Matt, would you like to fill us in?How much is the TRIBE7?- I wanna say like 300 bucks.- Oh, that's actually not asmuch as I thought it'd be.Like slates can cost a thousand bucks.- No, no, no, but thoseslates actually havelike time code and stuff, this is- Does this have time code?- Oh, uh-uh-uh.- What's the point?(Ken laughing)- I thought it was smart!- Alright, so here's a template.Hold your device near the slate.Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on,this is actually kinda cool.Oh, alright! You know what?I take back some ofthe mean things I said.- Overclock Media, look at that!- Probably should haveinverted it, but there we go.We're now ready for our nextsegment of Mystery Tech.(slate clacking)(box whooshing and thudding)(Austin cheering)This looks expensive.- It is.Robosen "Transformers,more than meets the eye."(box thudding)(Ken chuckles)What the (quack) is that?(box thudding)What? So this one's $700.What's this one? And what's the giant one?- The small oneyou have in your handis the Bumblebee version. That's a robot.It doesn't transform, but it's still like,it does all the robot kind of stuff.- Oh, okay.- That's $400.- And what is this nonsenseRoboraptor knockoff?- He is $1,700and will be released sometime in the fall.- Can I just say thank you to Robosenfor providing these samples for review?Because if these guys hadactually spent $3,000 on robots,I would've transformedinto a (dolphin cackle)- Whoa, whoa, whoa.- There is a transformerthat can turn into .- Oh really?- Yeah- Oh, how convenient. I need that one.Look at that. Look howcool this box looks.It's all like transformingfrom black to purple. Whoa.God, I feel like I am theleast qualified personon earth to do this right now. Okay.- Speaking for all theTransformers nerds out there.- Yeah.- They're foaming at the mouththat you have these and you don't care.- I, that's why I feel bad.Let's take a look atBumblebee first. Ah, okay.- Hey, that's kind of neat.- Alright- Optimus Prime is, wait, what?Oh, you actually have to assemble him.- Wait, no, he's in his truck mode.- Oh, he's already in truck mode. I see.It's like, this is definitelygonna be sitting likeat like a comic shop or something.It's gonna be sitting on thetop shelf collecting dustfor like years until some nerd walks inand buys it for like five grand.Behold. My friends.Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohFor context, he a big boy.So I believe that we are ready to begin.I have downloaded an app for each of them.So let's start out withBumblebee. Connect.- Bluetooth connected.- Is it that easy?You just download theapp and just connect it.I didn't even need to makean account or anything. Yes.So I've got remotecontrol, create, action,download center, and minitheater. Let's do mini theater.- The intricacy in the movements is so good.- So I think I have like weapons for him.I should have probably put in his hands.Oh yo, what? My dude.- I do anything to protect my friends.- I wouldn't, can I justmention Bumblebee is justin his idle animation right now.- He's chilling.- He's just chilling.So we've got the same thing;Missions, remote control,actions. Let's do missions.- What?- Yo!- Oh, whoa. We gotta try the big guy.We gotta try Grimlock now.If that's how cool Optimus Prime is.Okay. We're about to transform him. Ready?- Oh my.- Oh.- It's extinction time.- He's got so much detail. Holy.- Alright.- He is now armed.Let's do it.(laser gun shooting)You're dead now. So, sorry.You're, you're all, you're all gone.It's the moment we've allbeen waiting for, Roboraptorversus this poser, this defenderof the robo sword dudes.- Roboraptor, okaybuddy, you got this okay.You got 'em on the ropes.You just gotta take 'em.Ah, gotta watch out behind you.Watch you behind you,he's transforming. No!- It's extinction time.(all laughing)- Maybe we'll live tofight another day my dude.Okay, is that my Taco Bell hat?And that's my, wait, okay.What is going on? Wait.- Okay- I did not realize whatthis was when you threw it,I thought it was a light 'cause it sayslike RGB on it, butalso says it's two watt,but it's a, it's a head. Oh!Is this just a mannequin head?Boy.Alright, we're gonna plug this in, and- You just change the color.- If you two would likeyour own weird IKEAdisembodied, glowing head 'cause that's aitem that's popular enoughto live at IKEA. Have fun.I 75% caught the Walkman,I've got a lot of questions.And I think we're gonna goon this journey together.What the hell is APE, that'sa supported format is APE.- Oh that, is that- That's, so it's, it'sproprietary audio compressionunder the Monkey Audiosource code license.- Get it, ape, it's a monkey- Which was like, I think Sonywas really the onlycompany that used it. What?- My boy, ready to listento some music with me.Alright, let's take a look.Oh, it's actually, okay,well I ripped the package immediately.This is actually really tiny.So my first question is,why the hell do you want this?But this is significantly smallerthan even something likemy beloved iPhone Mini.I mean, you can see theMini's not a big phonebut this thing is absolutely tiny.So we've got a ton of buttons on the side.We've got power button, volume up,volume down, play, pause, forward, back.We've got a little hold button.Wow. Device is starting.So it's a proper littleAndroid guy. That's cute.So you've got Chrome, thePlay Store, a big ol' widgetand a bunch of wiggly wiggly bits.Alright, so I'm gonna listento this on my CD900ST's.- My CD900ST's- Ken's CD900ST's that heused my credit card to buy.So this is Daft Punk inhi-res, lossless audio.Okay. So I mean, obviously a huge chunkof what I'm listening toright now are the headphones,which I have listenedto these in the past.They're very nice. But hi-reslossless audio is great.I'll actually play withsome of the modes though.Alright, so the vinyl processor is on.Yeah, that vinyl processoractually sounds nice.It like warms up the music,♪ There is a game of love,there is a game of love ♪If you're an audiophile,there's a lot to likewith some of the stuffthat you can do here.- Three hundred and forty nine bucks.- Okay, Hmm. I think thisis one of those thingsthat's a little bit ofan irrational purchase.You do not need a Walkman. Noone needs a Walkman in 2023.- I do.- Besides Ken. But you're buying into thisbecause you want to experience musicin a different way versus your phoneand Bluetooth headphoneslike everyone else.Okay. This is small. I like it.Small things are my thing. Hmm.I like, smaller thing. Um.(loud beep)Anyway, this is the, Ortomi.This is totally 3D printed.Like you can literally seethe layers of the 3D printer.So we've got a USB-C port,we've got a little switch.And then an LED. Isthis just like a little3D printed friend?- You need those?- I do, 'cause I have to payall my friends right now.Well, let's plug our littleguy in and see what happens.Do I need to read the manual?'cause my little dude's not turning on.I mean, there's a red light.It's clearly doing something.Okay. I'll read the owner's guide.Congratulations on adoptingyour very own Ortomi.Use the switch located atthe back, to turn it on.Switch to the right or off.So I'm gonna switch to the right. Okay.It doesn't, it doesn'ttell me why is he not on?Hey little buddy. You're trying to tell methat my new friend is not even here.This is the Ortomi, oh. Wait, what?We already did this one.- But- But what? It didn't work.- Correct.- So you bought another one?- Until now.- Alright, let's fire it up, and it works.Alright, what's up Ortomi?How, how do I do this?Oh, I can pet him. Okay.- Okay. Okay.- That was aggressive.- Well, well, yeah. What, what do you- I'm petting my Ortomi.- That's not- Oh he's dizzy. I pet himtoo hard. Oh I'm sorry.I'm sorry. Oh, look, he's happy now.I'm not sure how he knows this,but he's, he's very happy.- He ticklish?- Tickle, tickle, tickle. Oh,he likes it. Oh, he likes, oh.- Oh no. Oh. Oh no.- Oh. Oh. He's reading now. What the?- He likes that a littletoo much from behind.- You know what? Here on Mystery Tech,we learn a lot of things.We learn that some things are mysterioussome things are tech.Some things work and some things don't.And I think I accidentally made thatsound like a Dr. Seuss rhyme.But we're gonna roll with it.Sony, is this the PS6?- Nah it's a little small for the PS6.- Is it the PS6 Slim?- No.- Oh, I know what this is.This is the Mocopi thing?- Yes.- Okay. Which, there's a bunch of sensorsthat allows you to Vtube. Isthat a good way to describeif I described anything so far?- Well I think you can just generallydescribe them as motion trackers. And then- Yep- The application could vary dependingon what you want to do.- So, you open it up and it'sgot some little trackers.So we've got a head, hip,left right wrist, left right ankle.So that seems pretty straightforward.Oh, okay. And then like, Imean, it guess makes sense.Got little straps so you can strap upand get yourself virtualized.How much is this? Do you know?- So this is $449.- Oh- But- Oh, that's lots of money.- Well it is and it isn't.- Okay- So compared to somethinglike, you know full Vive VRyou know, sets that do full body tracking.This is actually a cheaper alternative,it undercuts at least by half.- Pair each sensor with yoursmartphone via Bluetooth.- These trackers are quite nice.They're magnetic and theyjust kind of snap into place.So, yep, that is correct.So we're gonna pair with the first sensor.So you're gonna have to pairsix devices to your phone.- Yeah.- But it also happens pretty quick too.- Okay. This is probably the mostseamless Bluetoothexperience I've ever had.There we go. Okay. We are connected.Update the firmware. Ohno, we'll be right back'cause that's a lot ofloading bars to go through.Okay. So head sensor going on.I don't think this is reallymeant to be used with jeans,I'll just tell you 'causeit feels like it's quite,- Yeah you really should put'em on the inside but whatever.- Yeah. Okay.Hey, calibrated. Okay, cool.Aye, aye, aye, aye yo,aye yo you're lookin'what sorry, that's, that's me.- So in theory, if you stepover here, so we can actually- Oh, there.- Yeah, so you're,you're like right there.So if you do the action,it's like you're there.So we can just pretend that, you knowAustin is like kind of just the character.- I have no idea. I can't see anything,but I'm assuming it looks really cool.- It actually kind of does andthe AR works pretty well too.It even adds a shadow in the background.- Ah, no, don't, get off ofme. No, this is too much.- We having smooches?- No, if you don't loveme for the real me,you don't get to loveme for the virtual me.- Okay.- Is this our first fight?- You're damn right. Youknow, I haven't felt anythingfor minutes, in my heart.- Oh, now you know how I feel.- This is unacceptable, I'm leaving.- Oh, just go back to your mother's- That actually kinda worked.- Here, if you want, ifyou wanna watch it back?- No, I don't, I don'tactually wanna watch that.