The Art of Pokémon Trashing: A Conversation with a Self-Aware Player

In this article, we delve into the mind of a self-aware Pokémon player who is unafraid to admit their struggles and frustrations with the game. This individual, who wishes to remain anonymous, shares their thoughts on various aspects of Pokémon games, including character development, evolutions, and even the design of certain Pokémon.

What Makes You Think You're Not Suspect?

When asked if they thought they seemed suspicious, our subject matter expert replied, "Really what what about you i am not a suspicious man i am most certainly not a suspicious man i think you are so if you can't actually get much i knew i just forgot and i wonder how we go about getting them in here because surely they're not gonna keep it indeed i hate too bad so much you're funny no yeah you and you're astonished." This candid admission highlights the player's ability to poke fun at themselves, even in the face of adversity.

Geodude: The Floating Enigma

The player's attention was drawn to Geodude, a Pokémon that has long been mystified by its ability to float. "i always wondered that about geodude how does it just float i don't even know usually pokemons not that far off damn it did you nope all right i want to see what when this hat on there's anything okay can you see when geo duty balls yes gracias little kick defensive karate chop wow i don't learn hyper thing from oh okay that's doesn't eradicate learn how everything no uh what's happening." This introspection highlights the player's genuine curiosity about the game's mechanics and design.

The Power of Rock Tomb

When introduced to the concept of Rock Tomb, a move that could potentially affect Geodude, our subject matter expert was skeptical. "what else could even use it manky that makes sense bullets use nobody okay that makes sense what am i looking up geodudes level yeah yeah all right i'm gonna go on no i'm not gonna use a potion wait don't sneak up on me i'm not sneaking up on you what's inside probably cinnabar island but that's like at the end of the game which kind of sucks so super nerd jovan hoeven yeoman about seven and eight in pokemon mansion bring one mansion i think that's on cinema that sucks i think i always liked bloom i'm getting so distracted though." This reaction illustrates the player's tendency to question the game's logic and mechanics.

The Importance of Pokedex Completion

As our subject matter expert navigated through various Pokémon, they acknowledged the significance of collecting every species. "i don't know like i'm just not big on normal types i mean it's not very useful it's just cute i'd like a paris quit using encore because i'm going to use a pokeball i popped up the thing which i guess means i caught it like it did for you when it first went to the pc yep original trainer eposvox i caught you a pokemon i hope you like it it's pink." This passage highlights the player's focus on Pokedex completion and their enthusiasm for catching every Pokémon.

A Conversation with an Opponent

The article also includes a conversation between our subject matter expert and another player, where they discuss various strategies and tactics. The discussion revolves around the use of certain moves, such as Thunder Shock, which has a peculiar effect on Geodude. "thundershock two different songs but that's okay i was wondering about that geodude level up well no he needs like eight more all right i'm going to rage because i'm going to keep getting yep and i didn't teach at the movie are you serious adam i'm horrible at this okay i'm a horrible pokemon player i'm honestly not afraid to admit that all right use karate chop kill a stupid pokemon and gain everybody some levels nope it didn't kill him what no kick even though it doesn't have a low portion to its body but that's okay i've always wondered that about geodude how does it just float." This exchange showcases the players' banter and camaraderie, despite their competitive nature.

A Final Word on Geodude

As our conversation drew to a close, our subject matter expert reflected on their experience with Geodude. "well no he needs like eight more all right i'm going to rage because i'm going to keep getting yep and i didn't teach at the movie are you serious adam i'm horrible at this okay i'm a horrible pokemon player i'm honestly not afraid to admit that...". This introspective passage demonstrates the player's ongoing fascination with Geodude, despite their frustration with the game.

The Final Verdict

In conclusion, our conversation with the self-aware Pokémon player has shed light on the intricacies of their thought process and gaming experience. From their musings on Geodude's floating abilities to their frustrations with the game's mechanics, this individual has provided a candid and entertaining glimpse into the world of Pokémon. Whether you're a seasoned player or a newcomer to the franchise, this article is sure to entertain and perhaps even inspire you to think more critically about your own gaming experiences.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enzubat my favorite pokemon run away can't escape are you run away can't escape i need to go on a tj rock tomb i was gonna wait but i'm not going to anymore this is frustrating i don't want to wait for my pokemon to evolve for your pokemon to get older too many silver well i guess evolve isn't much better why doesn't pikachu know any other moves besides thundershock i thought i'd had a quick attack where's that let me check it yeah pikachu does learn what level is it level two oh it learns it at like 11 i think that's no fun well or 12. when do i get like stuff how do you cool lava yeah or senecal it's a starter you're not gonna but it's in the game you have to be able to get it oh yeah you can get it eventually but it's not gonna be anytime soon all right it learns quick attack at level 11. how do you obtain does it tell you how you yeah let me go back to the starters real quick hello granted it probably won't work the same in this game but really what what about you i am not a suspicious man i am most certainly not a suspicious man i think you are so if you can't actually get much i knew i just forgot and i wonder how we go about getting them in here because surely they're not gonna keep it indeed i hate too bad so much you're funny no yeah you and you're astonished go thundershock two different songs but that's okay i was wondering about that geodude level up well no he needs like eight more all right i'm going to rage because i'm going to keep getting yep and i didn't teach at the movie are you serious adam i'm horrible at this okay i'm a horrible pokemon player i'm honestly not afraid to admit that all right use karate chop kill a stupid pokemon and gain everybody some levels nope it didn't kill him what no kick even though it doesn't have a low portion to its body but that's okay i've always wondered that about geodude how does it just float i don't even know usually pokemon's not that far off damn it did you nope all right i want to see what when this hat on there's anything okay can you see when geo duty balls yes gracias little kick defensive karate chop wow i don't learn hyper thing from oh okay that's doesn't eradicate learn how everything no uh what's happening i always called it rattata all right rock tomb use on geodude wait what else could even use it manky that makes sense bullets use nobody okay that makes sense what am i looking up geodudes level yeah yeah all right i'm gonna go on no i'm not gonna use a potion wait don't sneak up on me i'm not sneaking up on you what's inside probably cinnabar island but that's like at the end of the game which kind of sucks so super nerd jovan hoeven yeoman about seven and eight in pokemon mansion bring one mansion i think that's on cinema that sucks i think i always liked bloom i'm getting so distracted though rock tomb thunder shock doesn't affect me gloom now here's your hollywood i gloom where's it where's it two island six island safari zone four island viridian city civilian cave australian cave really with mewtwo i'll totally be getting there pretty soon dear lord really you're missing stupid geodude oh don't confuse me no wow 25 what oh i guess because it's they do it scaled based on two evol or one evolve instead of two yeah that's stupid stupid trade evolutions no i can't wait to get a magnemide i love magnamine really it's steel and electric that's just i don't like that they added of i guess well another evolved to it um oh yeah that one's really weird magna zone yeah like it went from like normal what would make sense for evolution to freaking a spaceship like what why you're really funny adam bailey said anything son don't miss your time this is awesome geodude level two and voltorb rubbing your success in my face yeah it's not the only thing jk um i think there was an item on one of these rocks oh i remember too much of this don't i just a little bit i don't know but i was wrong oops random nope chuck dustin all right i keep wanting to save you're right you this is horrible i told you i found a rare candy which is yeah why do you keep missing your tackles quick attack you don't it makes no sense does someone want to trade and trade back so you can involve my cadaver sure i'll keep it i'll trade for good adam no why taking advantage of poor little kids it's fun no it's not oh but i'd get out of alakazam for free you make me want to say that i will just so i make sure that no one takes advantage of them how do we know we can trust you there's too many trainers i can't win i hate having to go back and heal polish jesus christ we'll be back when i clear this bubble of a cave clefairy yeah you hate you that's kind of rare right yes you want it uh i'll get it just get it just in case i mean pokedex completion if nothing else let's hope mudsport dang it i wanna i don't know like i'm just not big on normal types i mean it's not very useful it's just cute i'd like a paris quit using encore because i'm going to use a pokeball i popped up the thing which i guess means i caught it like it did for you when it first went to the pc yep original trainer eposvox i caught you a pokemon i hope you like it it's pinkzubat my favorite pokemon run away can't escape are you run away can't escape i need to go on a tj rock tomb i was gonna wait but i'm not going to anymore this is frustrating i don't want to wait for my pokemon to evolve for your pokemon to get older too many silver well i guess evolve isn't much better why doesn't pikachu know any other moves besides thundershock i thought i'd had a quick attack where's that let me check it yeah pikachu does learn what level is it level two oh it learns it at like 11 i think that's no fun well or 12. when do i get like stuff how do you cool lava yeah or senecal it's a starter you're not gonna but it's in the game you have to be able to get it oh yeah you can get it eventually but it's not gonna be anytime soon all right it learns quick attack at level 11. how do you obtain does it tell you how you yeah let me go back to the starters real quick hello granted it probably won't work the same in this game but really what what about you i am not a suspicious man i am most certainly not a suspicious man i think you are so if you can't actually get much i knew i just forgot and i wonder how we go about getting them in here because surely they're not gonna keep it indeed i hate too bad so much you're funny no yeah you and you're astonished go thundershock two different songs but that's okay i was wondering about that geodude level up well no he needs like eight more all right i'm going to rage because i'm going to keep getting yep and i didn't teach at the movie are you serious adam i'm horrible at this okay i'm a horrible pokemon player i'm honestly not afraid to admit that all right use karate chop kill a stupid pokemon and gain everybody some levels nope it didn't kill him what no kick even though it doesn't have a low portion to its body but that's okay i've always wondered that about geodude how does it just float i don't even know usually pokemon's not that far off damn it did you nope all right i want to see what when this hat on there's anything okay can you see when geo duty balls yes gracias little kick defensive karate chop wow i don't learn hyper thing from oh okay that's doesn't eradicate learn how everything no uh what's happening i always called it rattata all right rock tomb use on geodude wait what else could even use it manky that makes sense bullets use nobody okay that makes sense what am i looking up geodudes level yeah yeah all right i'm gonna go on no i'm not gonna use a potion wait don't sneak up on me i'm not sneaking up on you what's inside probably cinnabar island but that's like at the end of the game which kind of sucks so super nerd jovan hoeven yeoman about seven and eight in pokemon mansion bring one mansion i think that's on cinema that sucks i think i always liked bloom i'm getting so distracted though rock tomb thunder shock doesn't affect me gloom now here's your hollywood i gloom where's it where's it two island six island safari zone four island viridian city civilian cave australian cave really with mewtwo i'll totally be getting there pretty soon dear lord really you're missing stupid geodude oh don't confuse me no wow 25 what oh i guess because it's they do it scaled based on two evol or one evolve instead of two yeah that's stupid stupid trade evolutions no i can't wait to get a magnemide i love magnamine really it's steel and electric that's just i don't like that they added of i guess well another evolved to it um oh yeah that one's really weird magna zone yeah like it went from like normal what would make sense for evolution to freaking a spaceship like what why you're really funny adam bailey said anything son don't miss your time this is awesome geodude level two and voltorb rubbing your success in my face yeah it's not the only thing jk um i think there was an item on one of these rocks oh i remember too much of this don't i just a little bit i don't know but i was wrong oops random nope chuck dustin all right i keep wanting to save you're right you this is horrible i told you i found a rare candy which is yeah why do you keep missing your tackles quick attack you don't it makes no sense does someone want to trade and trade back so you can involve my cadaver sure i'll keep it i'll trade for good adam no why taking advantage of poor little kids it's fun no it's not oh but i'd get out of alakazam for free you make me want to say that i will just so i make sure that no one takes advantage of them how do we know we can trust you there's too many trainers i can't win i hate having to go back and heal polish jesus christ we'll be back when i clear this bubble of a cave clefairy yeah you hate you that's kind of rare right yes you want it uh i'll get it just get it just in case i mean pokedex completion if nothing else let's hope mudsport dang it i wanna i don't know like i'm just not big on normal types i mean it's not very useful it's just cute i'd like a paris quit using encore because i'm going to use a pokeball i popped up the thing which i guess means i caught it like it did for you when it first went to the pc yep original trainer eposvox i caught you a pokemon i hope you like it it's pink\n"