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The World of Cars: A Weirder Reality Than We Imagined

In a bizarre world where cars are the primary inhabitants, everything seems to have evolved differently than we're used to. The concept of sidewalks is particularly perplexing, as they don't seem to be designed with cars in mind at all. It's like humans never existed in this world, and cars took their place as the dominant species. This reality is so foreign that even the director of a movie called "200 Miles Per Hour" seems uncertain about its own script, opting for vague stats instead of actual performance figures.

The world of cars is full of mysteries, from why they have doors to how they navigate without humans around. The fact that there are no mammals in this universe is particularly jarring, leaving behind only bugs and other creatures that don't seem to fit into the ecosystem. It's a world where the laws of physics appear to be bent or broken, with cars capable of reaching incredible speeds without any apparent explanation.

The Cars World: A Place of Wonder and Confusion

One aspect of this world that is particularly fascinating is the concept of "conspiracy theories." In this context, it seems like conspiracy theory is a term coined by one of the characters in the movie. It's a reminder that even in a world where cars are the dominant species, there can still be room for mystery and intrigue.

Fake Cars: A Kickstarter Success Story

A few years ago, Donut Media launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund an idea for a car collectible called "Stocky." The project was met with enthusiasm from fans who were eager to see it come to life. Unfortunately, the production process took longer than expected, but the end result is finally here.

The Stocky: A Car Collectible Like No Other

We're thrilled to announce that the Stocky car collectible is now available for purchase. This unique item was designed to capture the essence of what makes cars so captivating – their sleek design and attention to detail. With its limited production run, this collectible is sure to become a prized possession for any car enthusiast.

A Movie That's Not Part of the Fast and Furious Franchise

In another bizarre twist, Donut Media has been watching a movie called "200 Miles Per Hour" that doesn't seem to belong to the fast and furious franchise. The film features a protagonist who drives a car that's capable of reaching incredible speeds, including 193 miles per hour off the bat.

The Movie: A Thrilling Ride

One of the standout aspects of this movie is its focus on speed and performance. The protagonist's car is described as being able to go from zero to sixty in just three and a half seconds, making it one of the fastest cars on the market. With a top speed of 193 miles per hour, this car seems like it's straight out of a dream.

The Director: A Master of Misdirection

In an interview with Donut Media, the director of "200 Miles Per Hour" revealed that they had originally planned to include more realistic stats about the car's performance. However, due to some last-minute changes, those details were scrapped in favor of something more ambiguous. It's a testament to the power of storytelling and the importance of leaving room for imagination.

A World Where Cars Are the Stars

The world of cars is a place where the ordinary becomes extraordinary. From the concept of sidewalks to the focus on speed and performance, this reality is full of mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Whether it's the director of "200 Miles Per Hour" or the creators of Stocky car collectibles, there are many people out there who are passionate about cars and willing to push the boundaries of what we think is possible.

A Reality That's Full of Wonder and Confusion

In a world where cars are the dominant species, anything seems possible. From conspiracy theories to fast cars, this reality is full of wonder and confusion. As we continue to explore this world, we can't help but feel a sense of awe and curiosity about what other secrets lie hidden beneath its surface.

A World That's Full of Life and Energy

The world of cars is a place where life and energy come together in a way that's both fascinating and intimidating. From the speed and performance of high-end cars to the quirky details of everyday vehicles, this reality is full of character and personality. Whether you're a car enthusiast or just someone who appreciates the art of automotive design, there's something for everyone in this world.

A Reality That's Full of Mystery and Intrigue

At its core, the world of cars is a place where mystery and intrigue come together to create an experience that's both captivating and thought-provoking. From the secrets hidden beneath the surface to the stories waiting to be told, this reality is full of surprises and revelations. Whether you're a seasoned car enthusiast or just someone who appreciates the art of automotive design, there's something for everyone in this world.

A World That's Full of Wonder and Delight

The world of cars is a place where wonder and delight come together to create an experience that's both captivating and memorable. From the sleek design of high-end cars to the quirky details of everyday vehicles, this reality is full of surprises and revelations. Whether you're a car enthusiast or just someone who appreciates the art of automotive design, there's something for everyone in this world.

A Reality That's Full of Life and Energy

The world of cars is a place where life and energy come together to create an experience that's both fascinating and intimidating. From the speed and performance of high-end cars to the quirky details of everyday vehicles, this reality is full of character and personality. Whether you're a car enthusiast or just someone who appreciates the art of automotive design, there's something for everyone in this world.

A World That's Full of Mystery and Intrigue

A Reality That's Full of Wonder and Delight

A World That's Full of Life and Energy

A Reality That's Full of Mystery and Intrigue

A World That's Full of Wonder and Delight

A Reality That's Full of Life and Energy

A Reality That's Full of Mystery and Intrigue

A World That's Full of Wonder and Delight

A Reality That's Full of Life and Energy

A Reality That's Full of Mystery and Intrigue

A World That's Full of Wonder and Delight

A Reality That's Full of Life

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwe love seeing cars and movies but let's be honest sometimes hollywood gets it wrong today i'm joined by the only real mechanic at donut believe it or not probably believe it zack jobe uh and we're gonna be tearing apart both good and bad dialogue from movies to see if it is utter nonsense or plausible jargon and in the end we'll decide if any of these scenes are bad enough to make us puke it's monday let's watch a movie thanks to the ridge wallet for sponsoring today's video do you find yourself wiggling around in your driver's seat trying to make that thick bulging wallet comfortable on your back well wiggle no more with the ridge wallet it fits comfortably in your front pocket with its sleek durable design and don't let the lightness fool you alright it holds up to 12 cards with plenty of room for cash the ridge wallet's durable material means each wallet comes with a lifetime warranty you could buy this one wallet and carry it for life plus the ridge team offers a 45-day test drive so you can send it back for a full refund if you don't love it see for yourself why they have 40 000 five-star reviews get 15 off until june 8th with free worldwide shipping and returns by going to ridge.com donut media and using code donutmedia or just click the link down below now back to the show how do i drive i don't remember the engine from this car yeah but now that we're ls guys yeah this thing's pretty serious hard dude it's gotta look like you've got these going on and like big old headers like going through yeah going out the sides it looks like or maybe side pipes so right off the bat somebody on the crew was excited to build this car whoa nice headers you've got a high-rise double pump carburetor that's well oh wait a minute what they did all that cool itv you know the guy who built that car was just like god megan fox are you kidding me this car is like coolly yeah fuel injected they had a chance to be cool there she she mentioned the headers first i was like all right but then just fumbled hard yeah and it's not her fault right it's not i just want to make it very clear this is not megan fox's fault somebody told her to say that she was probably like hey you guys hey you guys i think this is a carburetor yeah this car has itbs it's probably not carburetor so carburation is the old way of putting fuel into an engine is the same thing that sat on top of like old v8s and stuff and all sorts of engines and you know fuel was injected into the engine but fuel injection with electricity and fuel injectors like we use now is way better you make way more power i don't know what that engine started out as but it is not carbureted that sits on top of the engine very obvious about yay big usually and this as you can tell by all the individual um runners the eight tubes sucking air in those are individual throttle bodies megan fox sorry but that's utter nonsense i'm gonna put it on michael bay michael bay utter nonsense talk to me jesse it's ain't working brother it's your fuel map it's got a nasty hole that's why you're unloading inserts i told you we started shooting that length in the injected pulse another millisecond just two in the nas timer you'll run nines it's your fuel map it's got a nasty hole so i mean when you're tuning there's basically a bunch of cells and uh you've got to kind of treat them all differently sort of it's all like kind of intertwined but you know if you've got an area that isn't tuned correctly as you pass through it you know as you're driving it'll kind of stumble or you know bog down so that well i don't know that that's how a lot of people would say it just tuned the nos timer you'll run nines i guess what he's saying there is like how long than us yeah like at what rpm or throttle position it engages they kind of seem incongruent if you're if you're having problem with your fuel map like let's worry about nitrous later you know what i mean let's fix the fuel map and then get our nitrous timing down you know it doesn't seem like you can solve both problems at once on a scale of one to ten i feel like it's like a seven in terms of plausibility yeah yeah it's it's like all a little bit weird and not necessarily what they need to do to fix the thing it's car guys words yeah exactly yeah all the words make sense not necessarily in the correct order tell me what you think about this county adjustables gonna save us about two pounds and they're gonna give us better traction for the whole shot all right i love how blown away he is already i know well to be honest for the time having that on a computer screen would have probably blown me away too tony adjustables are you know suspensions yeah well uh i think they're just the shocks really yeah so you can control you know how the car reacts to bouncing and loading i mean and he owes this guy a 10 second car yeah so he knows what he's got to do so that's the other reason he's looking at jesse like that he's like this guy's gonna save my ass yeah his friend is gonna kill me right now we are building a car with some pretty yeah insane suspension stuff and to mention like first off like just like tony adjustables uh and a weight savings at two pounds yeah yeah go to the bathroom plausible jargon sure yeah kind of silly yeah though yeah let me tell you what melba toast is packing right here i've got 411 posi track out back 750 double pumper edelbrock intakes board over 30 11-1 pop-up pistons turbo jet 390 horsepower if you did make those upgrades you can see right there it says 390 horsepower on the air cleaner so that's what it would have made when it was stock but he did some upgrades and then listed the stock horsepower that was pretty good i mean it was it seemed like kind of just reading the owner's manual a little bit although the edelbrock headers would have been an upgrade potentially the the carburetor as well i want to point out that he said 11.5 pop-up pistons yeah which is which 11.5 to one compression which is a very high compression level especially for a big v8 yeah definitely and pop-up pistons he means like a like a dome style you know like a piston that comes above the the deck height of the engine which that's definitely plausible jargon that's pretty good jargon i'm gonna say best jargon yet she sucks nitro it runs nitro meth means that they're running nitro methane for the fuel which uh can make a lot of power but you get really bad gas mileage and really isn't that friendly to run i mean i don't know it probably didn't need to but it sounds cool doesn't it nectar meth yeah phase four head some companies you know have different stages for their their parts and phase four might mean like you know say or a generation yeah maybe maybe like a gen four exactly phase four heads are the best she's meanness put to music and the is born to run that is poetic honestly i'm gonna start staying stuff like that i didn't think that like my jargon game was gonna get stepped up by doing this episode yeah i'm gonna give that plausible jargon that was that was decent jargon um the only thing that looks a little off to me is the the air scoop going into the blower is tiny wow you see the problem is how do you get over the shifter oh all right because the uh because it gets in the way because you you wouldn't want to disrupt the uh synchro mesh right throttle linkage the clutch master cylinder double overhead cam shaft i can't do this that's redundant you just say straight six or inline six true like this is very like car term yoxy yeah exactly which is a thing that you run into with car movies a lot where it's like yeah they put a bunch of words on dice and they shake it up and they throw them out triple weber carburetors bolted to each other's body structures well it's time to work yeah and brakes really good brakes i mean my take is really that he was just trying to turn around by saying he's not real zach he's a character the words that he's saying well his character man yeah i know but i i just think that that like that was the bit there she's just turned on by hearing car parts uttered from memphis reigns's mouth i mean the words are real words i think he's trying to turn around you give it you rank it you use your judgment i think it's just like one of the most blatant examples of using car terms so this next point is not a quote from a movie necessarily but i do think it's important to bring up the fact that mater from cars lives in a junkyard which is essentially a cemetery or a morgue for cars and he's surrounded by car parts which is essentially the organs and bones of cars and everyone's like cool makes sense that's where you'd live we're fine with that you wanna know something crazy what i've never seen cars never seen cars in the movie it's really good also in the world of cars why do they have sidewalks why do the cars have doors are there there are no humans in this world there's no oh you don't know yeah there's no there's no humans the cars are the humans do they have dogs no there's no mammals there's bugs dang let me know if you want us to make an entire video based on how weird the cars world is uh spoiler alert we're gonna make an entire video on how weird the cars world is and we'd love your help drop any weird specifics on the cars world uh in the comments below conspiracy theories i will watch the movie before we do you just coined the term conspiracy theory speaking of weird fake cars a while ago we launched a kickstarter to fund an idea that we had for a car collectible it's called stocky it's very cool and it's finally here uh this is taking a really long time a lot longer than we thought it's a lot harder to make an actual physical product like this than any of us anticipated but they are available now i just want to thank everyone who backed the kickstarter for their patience and for their support yours are on the way and if you didn't back the kickstarter that's okay i guess uh but you can still get one click the link and we're gonna open up sales uh so these are sick and you can buy one anyway we're gonna close this video with a movie that we've all been watching a lot at donut we're kind of sort of obsessed with it it's called 200 miles per hour and it is essentially a movie that's not part of the fast and furious franchise but definitely should be and it's like kind of like the best the best one oh my god what do you think is it a loner hell no it's mine i'm made manager congratulations bro thanks man youngest manager in the history of the dealership one of the perks was a sweet deal on this it's like an 80 000 car zero to sixty in three and a half seconds quarter mile 11.5 seconds and 193 miles per hour top speed right off the box what car are they talking about the 370. uh i don't know man three and a half seconds zero to sixty dude if felipe's car is eighty thousand dollars then i need to talk to somebody well it never was i mean the newsie is it starts at forty thousand dollars right so that was like a forty forty five thousand dollar car maybe thirty five even it's like very interesting that they chose this car and like chose to not give the actual right stats right like just be like no one will notice it was probably they had probably already had the stats written into the script and then it like came time and the car didn't show up and they're they just used like somebody's car no one will know who has a cool car here yeah and the director and everyone's just like nobody knows anything about cars stupid how much faster do you think the oh for show vanity plate ads that's sweet yeah i know uh probably i mean that's probably how it got down to three and a half seconds that thing's hard dude this whole movie is full of jargon like this this is literally in the first two minutes and the whole thing's on youtube yeah they're real words they are real words but the context isn't plausible so absurd so sorry philippe but 370z's don't go 193 miles an hour fresh off the box yeah so the question is did we puke from any of these scenes i didn't i didn't either but i do think i have diarrhea that's why roscoe's over here thank you guys for watching this video and everything else on donut media we put new stuff up every week we sell a bunch of clothes you can find those at donutmedia.com zach's wearing a hat from there follow zach at zac job follow me at jamespumphrey follow donut donut media all right i love you like and subscribewe love seeing cars and movies but let's be honest sometimes hollywood gets it wrong today i'm joined by the only real mechanic at donut believe it or not probably believe it zack jobe uh and we're gonna be tearing apart both good and bad dialogue from movies to see if it is utter nonsense or plausible jargon and in the end we'll decide if any of these scenes are bad enough to make us puke it's monday let's watch a movie thanks to the ridge wallet for sponsoring today's video do you find yourself wiggling around in your driver's seat trying to make that thick bulging wallet comfortable on your back well wiggle no more with the ridge wallet it fits comfortably in your front pocket with its sleek durable design and don't let the lightness fool you alright it holds up to 12 cards with plenty of room for cash the ridge wallet's durable material means each wallet comes with a lifetime warranty you could buy this one wallet and carry it for life plus the ridge team offers a 45-day test drive so you can send it back for a full refund if you don't love it see for yourself why they have 40 000 five-star reviews get 15 off until june 8th with free worldwide shipping and returns by going to ridge.com donut media and using code donutmedia or just click the link down below now back to the show how do i drive i don't remember the engine from this car yeah but now that we're ls guys yeah this thing's pretty serious hard dude it's gotta look like you've got these going on and like big old headers like going through yeah going out the sides it looks like or maybe side pipes so right off the bat somebody on the crew was excited to build this car whoa nice headers you've got a high-rise double pump carburetor that's well oh wait a minute what they did all that cool itv you know the guy who built that car was just like god megan fox are you kidding me this car is like coolly yeah fuel injected they had a chance to be cool there she she mentioned the headers first i was like all right but then just fumbled hard yeah and it's not her fault right it's not i just want to make it very clear this is not megan fox's fault somebody told her to say that she was probably like hey you guys hey you guys i think this is a carburetor yeah this car has itbs it's probably not carburetor so carburation is the old way of putting fuel into an engine is the same thing that sat on top of like old v8s and stuff and all sorts of engines and you know fuel was injected into the engine but fuel injection with electricity and fuel injectors like we use now is way better you make way more power i don't know what that engine started out as but it is not carbureted that sits on top of the engine very obvious about yay big usually and this as you can tell by all the individual um runners the eight tubes sucking air in those are individual throttle bodies megan fox sorry but that's utter nonsense i'm gonna put it on michael bay michael bay utter nonsense talk to me jesse it's ain't working brother it's your fuel map it's got a nasty hole that's why you're unloading inserts i told you we started shooting that length in the injected pulse another millisecond just two in the nas timer you'll run nines it's your fuel map it's got a nasty hole so i mean when you're tuning there's basically a bunch of cells and uh you've got to kind of treat them all differently sort of it's all like kind of intertwined but you know if you've got an area that isn't tuned correctly as you pass through it you know as you're driving it'll kind of stumble or you know bog down so that well i don't know that that's how a lot of people would say it just tuned the nos timer you'll run nines i guess what he's saying there is like how long than us yeah like at what rpm or throttle position it engages they kind of seem incongruent if you're if you're having problem with your fuel map like let's worry about nitrous later you know what i mean let's fix the fuel map and then get our nitrous timing down you know it doesn't seem like you can solve both problems at once on a scale of one to ten i feel like it's like a seven in terms of plausibility yeah yeah it's it's like all a little bit weird and not necessarily what they need to do to fix the thing it's car guys words yeah exactly yeah all the words make sense not necessarily in the correct order tell me what you think about this county adjustables gonna save us about two pounds and they're gonna give us better traction for the whole shot all right i love how blown away he is already i know well to be honest for the time having that on a computer screen would have probably blown me away too tony adjustables are you know suspensions yeah well uh i think they're just the shocks really yeah so you can control you know how the car reacts to bouncing and loading i mean and he owes this guy a 10 second car yeah so he knows what he's got to do so that's the other reason he's looking at jesse like that he's like this guy's gonna save my ass yeah his friend is gonna kill me right now we are building a car with some pretty yeah insane suspension stuff and to mention like first off like just like tony adjustables uh and a weight savings at two pounds yeah yeah go to the bathroom plausible jargon sure yeah kind of silly yeah though yeah let me tell you what melba toast is packing right here i've got 411 posi track out back 750 double pumper edelbrock intakes board over 30 11-1 pop-up pistons turbo jet 390 horsepower if you did make those upgrades you can see right there it says 390 horsepower on the air cleaner so that's what it would have made when it was stock but he did some upgrades and then listed the stock horsepower that was pretty good i mean it was it seemed like kind of just reading the owner's manual a little bit although the edelbrock headers would have been an upgrade potentially the the carburetor as well i want to point out that he said 11.5 pop-up pistons yeah which is which 11.5 to one compression which is a very high compression level especially for a big v8 yeah definitely and pop-up pistons he means like a like a dome style you know like a piston that comes above the the deck height of the engine which that's definitely plausible jargon that's pretty good jargon i'm gonna say best jargon yet she sucks nitro it runs nitro meth means that they're running nitro methane for the fuel which uh can make a lot of power but you get really bad gas mileage and really isn't that friendly to run i mean i don't know it probably didn't need to but it sounds cool doesn't it nectar meth yeah phase four head some companies you know have different stages for their their parts and phase four might mean like you know say or a generation yeah maybe maybe like a gen four exactly phase four heads are the best she's meanness put to music and the is born to run that is poetic honestly i'm gonna start staying stuff like that i didn't think that like my jargon game was gonna get stepped up by doing this episode yeah i'm gonna give that plausible jargon that was that was decent jargon um the only thing that looks a little off to me is the the air scoop going into the blower is tiny wow you see the problem is how do you get over the shifter oh all right because the uh because it gets in the way because you you wouldn't want to disrupt the uh synchro mesh right throttle linkage the clutch master cylinder double overhead cam shaft i can't do this that's redundant you just say straight six or inline six true like this is very like car term yoxy yeah exactly which is a thing that you run into with car movies a lot where it's like yeah they put a bunch of words on dice and they shake it up and they throw them out triple weber carburetors bolted to each other's body structures well it's time to work yeah and brakes really good brakes i mean my take is really that he was just trying to turn around by saying he's not real zach he's a character the words that he's saying well his character man yeah i know but i i just think that that like that was the bit there she's just turned on by hearing car parts uttered from memphis reigns's mouth i mean the words are real words i think he's trying to turn around you give it you rank it you use your judgment i think it's just like one of the most blatant examples of using car terms so this next point is not a quote from a movie necessarily but i do think it's important to bring up the fact that mater from cars lives in a junkyard which is essentially a cemetery or a morgue for cars and he's surrounded by car parts which is essentially the organs and bones of cars and everyone's like cool makes sense that's where you'd live we're fine with that you wanna know something crazy what i've never seen cars never seen cars in the movie it's really good also in the world of cars why do they have sidewalks why do the cars have doors are there there are no humans in this world there's no oh you don't know yeah there's no there's no humans the cars are the humans do they have dogs no there's no mammals there's bugs dang let me know if you want us to make an entire video based on how weird the cars world is uh spoiler alert we're gonna make an entire video on how weird the cars world is and we'd love your help drop any weird specifics on the cars world uh in the comments below conspiracy theories i will watch the movie before we do you just coined the term conspiracy theory speaking of weird fake cars a while ago we launched a kickstarter to fund an idea that we had for a car collectible it's called stocky it's very cool and it's finally here uh this is taking a really long time a lot longer than we thought it's a lot harder to make an actual physical product like this than any of us anticipated but they are available now i just want to thank everyone who backed the kickstarter for their patience and for their support yours are on the way and if you didn't back the kickstarter that's okay i guess uh but you can still get one click the link and we're gonna open up sales uh so these are sick and you can buy one anyway we're gonna close this video with a movie that we've all been watching a lot at donut we're kind of sort of obsessed with it it's called 200 miles per hour and it is essentially a movie that's not part of the fast and furious franchise but definitely should be and it's like kind of like the best the best one oh my god what do you think is it a loner hell no it's mine i'm made manager congratulations bro thanks man youngest manager in the history of the dealership one of the perks was a sweet deal on this it's like an 80 000 car zero to sixty in three and a half seconds quarter mile 11.5 seconds and 193 miles per hour top speed right off the box what car are they talking about the 370. uh i don't know man three and a half seconds zero to sixty dude if felipe's car is eighty thousand dollars then i need to talk to somebody well it never was i mean the newsie is it starts at forty thousand dollars right so that was like a forty forty five thousand dollar car maybe thirty five even it's like very interesting that they chose this car and like chose to not give the actual right stats right like just be like no one will notice it was probably they had probably already had the stats written into the script and then it like came time and the car didn't show up and they're they just used like somebody's car no one will know who has a cool car here yeah and the director and everyone's just like nobody knows anything about cars stupid how much faster do you think the oh for show vanity plate ads that's sweet yeah i know uh probably i mean that's probably how it got down to three and a half seconds that thing's hard dude this whole movie is full of jargon like this this is literally in the first two minutes and the whole thing's on youtube yeah they're real words they are real words but the context isn't plausible so absurd so sorry philippe but 370z's don't go 193 miles an hour fresh off the box yeah so the question is did we puke from any of these scenes i didn't i didn't either but i do think i have diarrhea that's why roscoe's over here thank you guys for watching this video and everything else on donut media we put new stuff up every week we sell a bunch of clothes you can find those at donutmedia.com zach's wearing a hat from there follow zach at zac job follow me at jamespumphrey follow donut donut media all right i love you like and subscribe

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