The Town of Salem Card Game: A Transformed Classic

In a surprising move, the popular online game "Town of Salem" is being turned into a card game. Backers can support this new project through a Kickstarter campaign, with exclusive rewards available for those who contribute. These rewards include unlocked characters for the online game, pets, and even a special expansion pack called "Not Safe for Work," which will not be available once the Kickstarter ends.

As fans of the game eagerly await the release of the card game, they're also getting a taste of what's to come through a hilarious video featuring some of the game's characters. The video shows Wade, Mark, Bob, and Jack playing a game of Town of Salem, with Jack enthusiastically declaring that he's a "bodyguard" and promising to protect his teammates.

However, things quickly take a turn for the absurd as Jack tries to figure out what his role entails. With some guidance from Wade, who explains the basics of the game, Jack soon discovers that being a bodyguard means protecting one teammate, while also killing any attacker who comes after him. Meanwhile, Mark is struggling to grasp the concept of being a witch, insisting on pressing random buttons in an attempt to "use" his role.

As the game progresses, some teammates express confusion and frustration with their roles, including Bob, who's not sure what he's doing as a serial killer. Wade attempts to clarify things for them, but it soon becomes apparent that some roles don't do much of anything, leading Mark to joke about how they're just "investigating" each other.

Despite the chaos and confusion, Jack remains determined to play his role as a bodyguard, even going so far as to promise not to protect certain teammates. In one amusing exchange, Bob teases Jack about trying to control John Cena, who's immune to all effects in the game. Mark chimes in, joking that he should try controlling John Cena himself.

As the video continues, Wade tries to reassure his teammates that things will get easier once they figure out their roles. However, it soon becomes clear that some of them are still lost, including Mark, who's struggling to understand what it means to be a witch. With some guidance from Wade, Mark finally begins to grasp the concept, learning that he can control someone and have them target another person.

The video ends with a laugh-out-loud moment as Jack realizes that there was only three arsonists in the game, leaving everyone wondering where the fourth one went. As the team continues to bicker and joke around, it's clear that even without the full mechanics of the card game, they're still having a blast playing together.

In the end, the video showcases just how much fun Town of Salem can be, not just with its complex gameplay but also with its quirky characters and hilarious banter. With the upcoming release of the card game, fans are eagerly looking forward to experiencing this beloved game in a whole new way.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enTown of Salem is being turnedinto a card game.Check out the Kickstarter through thelink in the description belowand you can get EXCLUSIVE rewardsfor backing it today.This includes: Unlocked characters for the online game,unlocked pets, and even a Not Safe for Workexpansion pack that won't be availableafter the Kickstarter ends.So check it out today.Thanks for watching. ;)Have a lovely time.HuhuahahahaouahahahoiaoioiHEH HEEHWe're so immature!Wade: Looks like SWEET BUTTjoined in.HeheheheahahaaMark: Butt worked fine,butt wasn't censored.Jack: YEEAHH!!And I put B-H-U-T-T...Wade: HU HAHAA HABob:hehehehehehahaMark: Oh man... Jack to Bob: you could change it to BOOTBOOTOh, no! When you have three (3) it lowers the chances for the other ones.Wade, Bob, Jack: (complaining noises)Yeah!I don't know how to play this! ^-^Bob: Are you the arsonist?Mark: Nah, I'm the witchBob: Oooh, fancyMark: What do I do with the witch? Jack: I'm a bodyguard, what do I do?Bob: ♪ I will be your bodyguard ♪Wade answering Jack: You pick someone to guard each night. If that person gets attacked, you die instead, but you kill the person who attacksMark: Are we still saying fire is super awesome?All: yeah(chuckles)Wade: Someone's user is LordMinion777?Mark: (Laughs)(All laugh)Mark: Oh man...Bob: Hey, someone else has a fire house. This is bullshit.Jack: I like how the glow at nighttime.Bob: Ooh, I gotta kill John Cena. I mean-- nothing(Jack laughs)Bob: We're on a team, right? We're all on a team?Jack: Okay, I-I should protect some of you guys then.Bob: K, you should keep me alive, I'm a serial killer (ends up into laughter)Jack: Which-which one are you?Bob: I'm SaltyLoveButtletMark: I'm-wait, I'm Salty Love Butt, not Buttlet and I'm the witch.But I don't know how to use the witch so I'm just gonna press random buttons and hope for the best.Jack: O-o-hkayMark (with a mocking/joking tone): OkayJack: I wouldn't expect one different. Mark: (Chuckles)Jack: Oh, no! HodMark: Oh, no...Wade: (sad elephant/trumpet noise)Wade: That was my sad trumpetWade: Wait, why do I only see three (3) arsonist? Where's the fourth (4) arsonist?Mark: I don't know, where do you see arsonists?Wade: On the-On the town. Someone picked the wrong...Mark: (laughs)Mark: Minx was an arsonist. Holy shit.Jack: Salty Love ButtMark: Oh! I-.. I've got a-I've got a different fire guyMine-.. I didn't know THAT guy was the fire guyBob: (laughing)Mark: (giggles)Jack: We killed an arsonistBob: The to-... the town is wreckingWade: THE ARSONIST DIED?!(laughter)Jack: Yo, bro, last night was straight FIREMark: (giggles)Jack: This place is LIT(more laughter)Mark: But, seriously, what do I do as witch?I mean, it says I control someone..(Wade explaining) You pick somebody and you have them target somebody else,so the first one you pick is the person you're targetting--is the person you're controllingThe second one is who you're sending them after.Mark: Okay... got itWade: so you can have, like, say that you found the GodfatherYou could have the Godfather shoot somebody, shoot himself, shoot you..If you find the doctor, you can force the doctor to heal you, like, you can do all kinds of stuff.Mark: OkayBob: Just don't ever click any of us.Wade: But you have to figure out what the roles are, cause some of them don't do anything.So you might control someone make them do something else, but all they do is investigate them, for example.Mark: Gotcha, okay. Well that's weird(Bob mumbles something) Mark: Eeeh... eeeh...Bob: Oh hey!John Cena is immune(OF COURSE)Mark: John Cena is...Bob: You shou- You should control John Cenaand try see if you can have him kill someone.Mark: Oh, Okay!Jack: And I- and I won't protect you.Mark: I'll do mah BEEEEEEEST :DWade: I will as, uh, my role, I found John Cena claims to be escort.Oooooooh... Bob: Sweet Butt is trying to be one of us >.>\"Should we allow them in the club? (Markimoo giggles)Mark: Mmm... We... We'll decide later!if he really has a sweet butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)We don't know...Okay, so... Who did I... Who did I look at?I-I've... I've tried to make Cave Johnson go after someone,and then I tried to make... uuuuuuuuh...(Mark draws a blank while others laugh)I think Tormis- I think TormisSenpai I sent after someone, but I have no idea.\"Salty Butt Love-\" (laughter) \"is-\" (Bob loses it)Wait, wha-whu... What's NS? I don't know what that...Bob: \"Not Suspicious\" Mark: Oh okay! Okay. Got it.Wade: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEJack: Aww, they're one of us! :DMark: \"An Amnesiac has remembered?\" What does that mean?!What is this?!Wade: \"Amnesiac\" is someone who does- they get to pick a role from the graveyard.(keyboard noises)Wade: So, they could've picked sheriff, consigliere,or Arsenist.Mark: OOH! Yeah.That's right.Wade: So they kinda get to choose their role,but they- it really depends on who dies as to what role they can end up with.Mark: Uh-huh.(Bob starts laughing)Mark: Okay, so, we're pretty sure John Cena is the Godfather? (WHAT)(Long silence)Bob: Uh...Wade: If they were immune night, it's because they were jailed.Mark: Mhm.(More silence)Wait, when- I thought they were immunethe second nightJack: Sweet Butt is whispering to Salty Love Buttlet.(Markimoo laughter)(Wade joins in)Mark: Is that you, Bob? Trying to- trying to...How do we do that?Bob: I whispered them once, and they were like, \"LEAVE ME ALONE!!\"(More Markimoo laughter)Bob: I think we should all whisper Sweet Buttsweet, sweet fiery things :DWade: How do we whisper?Bob: / uh... /w space nameand then, your message.Wade: So do you have to put space between \"Sweet\" and \"Butt?\"Bob: Yeah. You have to type it like it is.(Group giggle)(All shit has been lost)Mark: Oh man...Jack: He's gonna be sooooo annoyed.He's gonna kill himself. Bob: What did you guys say?Wade: Oh, I forgot to- (Bob interrupts)Jack: I didn't say anything.Mark: Oh man...Wade: I said \"Hey~\" :D (giggling)Bob: Hey-ahahahahaAlright, so Cave Johnson... Mark, was Cave Johnson useful?Mark: No, he didn't do nothing'cause I sent him- He's either, like, I sent him after John Cena,and now I'm sending John Cena after Tormbecause he's suspicious...(Mark and Bob go \"Hmhmm...\")Jack: Bob, what are you?Bob: I'm a serial killer, babe ;)Mark: Sewial Killa~ :3Bob: Taking out all the Non-ButtsWade: Yeah, take out the Non-Butts.Mark: How did all of us have an Arsenist Scrolland none of us got to be Arsenists?(They notice that John Cena has left the game)Mark: DAMMITI CONTROLLED HIM TOO HARD!!His brain imploded :c(all shit has been lost again)OOH MAW GAWD 0_0Jack: Yeah!Wade: Wow.(Bob still losing his shit)Mark: WellBob: Oh my godMark: That... is-Jack: TormisSenpai!Mark: Oh geez!Wade: (something) Mafia killed him.(Lovely Markimoo laughter)Ehh boyJack: He had nothing to give to his family :cMark: Oh geezWait, is that like aWade: WOAH 0_0\"Mark: Wait, is that a Dragon Ball Z, like, Super Saiyan pod oror Saiyan... pod.. thing on the right there?Jack: Yeah, I think so.(Bob and Wade notice it)Mark: Didn't even know that was a thing hereNiceCave Johnson-- Oh gawd...! Bob! You were the serial killer (giggling)Bob: Maybe.. Mark: (laughing)Jack: Do I spy a Wade?Wade: Noo...?Wade: BwamuhahaOh hey Cave Johnson was the amnesiac (is that how u spell it?)Jack in the background: (mumble mumble) fetish.Bob: Aaa yeah, Mafia's.. last...perso... last...Mafia's...Wade: So Mafia's got aMark and Jack: (laughing)Bob: You know what I'm talking about!Jack: Ma-mafia is last ma-mafia.... Maf'd.. Die- D-We're winning! :DMark: (laughing)Wade: You sayin' \"maf dive?\"Jack: \"I\" has left the game? Mark: (still giggling)Bob: (laughing)Mark: Everyone's just leaving! Heh hehWade: Oh hey John Cena WAS an escort! Maybe he told the truthMark: WHAT?They were escorts?!Well, thats...Bob: If people are gonna think, actually think, that Sweet Butt is like, on our tream..Cuz we're all, like douchebags...Mark: (laughing)Mark: We should keep whispering to him over and over and then vote him off (laughing)All: (laughing)Jack: I was just going to say that xDAll: (still laughing)Wade: Sweet Butt messaged me and said:\"YOU ARE DISGRACING ALL BUTTS\"Mark and Bob: (laughing)Wade: And I replied: \"Hey.\"Mark: I'm asking him if his butt is strong enoughJack and Bob: (laughing)For the FIRE(More wonderful Markimoo giggles)Mark: Ohh manAww Cave Johnson left?Noooooo~~!Why'd Cave Johnson leave??Oh he was dead, right?Oh yeah, whatever.Okay who should I make go after who?Bob: Uhhh... I dunnoJack: Make Sweet Butt go after people!Mark and Jack: (laughing)Mark: Sweet Butts going--Sweet Butts going after Jonathan CorwinBob: Oh my god (laughter)Mark: Go! Sweet Butt!Our little (giggle) pet Sweet Butt!Bob: (loses shit)Jack: We're helping him! Mark and Bob: (still laughing)Jack: You know what?Just... aauhhJust for that I'll protect him then..Mark: Noo~!Oh... Sweet Butt? Oh, okayWell we don't know what Sweet Butt can do, butt...hopefully it's something good..Wade: You should protect ME, Jack!Bob: OHNOMark: uH-OHWade: UhohBob: OHhh noo...Mark: Oh...Wade: Oh no...Mark: NOOO~~!Jack: And I was-- I was-- I was already protecting you, and then I changed it to Sweet ButtMark: UoohhBob: Jack... Why you do these thingsJack: Well I would've died then!Mark: Okay so I sent after Jonathan Corwinwhich means Sweet Butt is the last member of the Mafia...heh heh...Jack: Oh shit why'd I protect him?Jack: Bob, who did you go after?Bob: I tried to kill.. uh... Luke SkywalkerAnd I was killed by a bodyguard..Mark: Mh-hmmOkay, so... I'm just going to send...All: (talks all at once)Mark: I'm gonna send Sweet Butt constantlyheheto other peopleOh no Sweet Butt's dead??Bob: No, I'm deadWade: No, Sweet Butt's still aliveMark: Okay gawd the naming was confusing meokWade: So I'm a little foreign here, beca--Wade: Jack, should I--- should I killSweet Butt?Mark: Noo!Bob: No, just let Mark control Sweet ButtMark: Yeah I'll-- I'll get him to kill all our enemiesAll: (talks all at once)Wade: --I'm town!Mark: Theres only two left!Bob: Yeah, I know!Jack: Who cares?Bob: Use Sweet Butt to kill everyone else, and then vote Sweet Butt upJack: HeheheheWade: O-kayJack: We need to kill Luke Skywalker and Rey!Mark: Mh-hm.Okay.I'll send our little pet Sweet Butt,Our little sweetie buddy(giggling)after ReyRey, and then Luke Skywalkerwho they are probably working togetherbecause of STARWARS!And we need to get them outta here.Wade: (laughing)Bob: (laughing)Wade: Because of STAR WARS!(laughing)Wade: They're probably working togetherbecause of STAR WARS!Jack: That'll work in court.Bob: AhahahahaWade: You see, they're probably working together, because of STAR WARS!Bob: --the Star Wars defence, right, rightMark: No! Cause you know... Rey..?in the new Star Warsits not a spoilerJack: Oh we get it! We get itMark: Yeah, its Rey! Her ne-- ru-- Luke!at the end they were staring.. you know!Bob: (laughing)Mark: Doing the thing?Bob: What did Sweet Butt say?Mark: He didn't say anythingBob: (laughing)Wade: Why are they whispering thi--I think they're replying to the wrong Butt!Mark: (laughing)Jack: Its hard. Its hard.Bob: They don't even know which ButtThey're talkin' to all the ButtsMark: Uhh so many Butts.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Wade: They said \"WHO ARE YOU\"So I said \"Hey.\"Mark: They said who are you backBob: (laughing in the background)Bob and Wade: (laughing)Jack: No! You ca-- You can't vote against us!Wade: THESE BUTTS ARE INSANE!(Shit has been lost once more)Mark: Allright, so Sweet Butts going after Rey!Mark and Bob: (laughing)Wade: And then we're gonna hang Luke Skywalker?Mark: Yeah!Jack: No! No, Bob should go after Luke Skywalker!Bob: I'm dead, maaaanWade: Bob was the Salty Love Buffet (WHAT)Or no... Bu.. bu.. buttlet..Mark: (laughing) Salty Love Buffet..?Jack: Luke Skywalker left!Mark: Oh wellIt's one less we have to kill!Bob: --you can do itMark: Oh manGoood shit.Wade: So wait, who's the Godfather?Mark: Oh yeah-- oh-- waitI-- I'm guessing Sweet Buttyea, Sweet Butt. Yep! There he goesYup! Rey's dead!Wade: So are we hanging Sweet Butt then?Mark: YEAH, YEAH WE AREAll: (laughing)Mark: (laughing)Bob: Ohh perfectly orchestrated victory..Girlfriend wants you dead? Jesus.Mark: HuhuhWade: WOW!They don't get along very wellJack: I don't even know herWade (?): Sad trumpet noisesMark: Wait, so.. oh yeah thats rightthe amnesiac remembered that he was a ser---uh...Mafia, so that means Sweet Butt must have been the amnesiacJack: Ohh yeah, I just remembered I love killing peopleWade: Cave Johnson was the anmesiacbecause he became the consigliereso yeah, Sweet Butts gotta be the GodfatherBob: (chuckling)Bob: These Butts are on fire~~Wade: So we're hanging Sweet Butt right?Mark: Yeah.Bob: Butts are on fiiiaaaaarrrre~~Wade: Ok, so which one is.. Who are you all?Which one are you, Mark?Mark: I'm Salty Love Butt.Jack: I'm BOOTMark: BOOT! BOOT LOVE SALT!TRUNK! TRUNK LOVE SALT! (not sure what he's saying here)Mark: (laughing)Jack: Trunk love!Mark: (laughing) Butts! What the fuck!Bob: Sweet Butt has just.. been upon us this whole--Mark: (laughing)Bob: (laughing)Alright, now don't forget to vote, everybody(How many times are these goofs gonna lose their shit?!)Mark: We didn't forget, Bob!We would never forget..Bob: I-- I frequently forget to vote.Mark: (laughing)Wade: (laughing)Mark: Ohh my godd...Jack: --Now we get a chance to be a dickMark: God that was perfectBob: If only I haven't died! Why!Mark: I know, yeahBob: --Why didn't you save me--Wade and Jack: WITCH I HATE YOU!Mark: (laughing)Bob: (laughing)Mark: Oh man. Wait, so what are you guys left? What are youOkay, Wade was Town, right? You're jailorWade: I'm jailorMark: And..Jack: Bodyguard.Mark: You're bodyguard. So--Wade: I've already jailed you tonight, Mark, you're goneMark: Yeah, ok, kill me. I was about to say, kill me,you guys win.. I was... I-- I can't win!Wa-- do-- don-- I can't win!How am I gonna win?Bob: Mark, there is a way that you could win..Mark: Is there?Wade: I don't know if there is, because he'd have to-- it'd be one on oneMark: Hmm.Wade: Unless he had me...Jail murder myselfI don't know if thats possibleMark: I don't think thats possible...Jack: Awwww noo the robot's crying spahrksBob: Thats how physics.Mark: (laughing) Jack: WHERE IS THE BUTT LOVE?Bob: Oh, you just got the Butt Love ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Mark: HeheheBob: That was itMark: Oh wellJack: Butt Buddyyyy!!Yay!Mark: Oh, there we go! Yaaaaaaaaay!Wade: Yay!Mark: Good end! We didn't have to kill each other! Horray!HahahahhahaOkayJack: --Power the button, manMark: Well done, everybody\n"