**The Art of Farting: A Gaming Session Gone Wrong**

As we sat down to play our favorite cookie-themed game, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation. The goal was simple: get as much of the cookie through the small opening as possible. But little did I know, this game would soon take an unexpected turn.

**The Joy of Getting Half a Cookie**

I couldn't believe my eyes when I finally managed to squeeze half a cookie through the opening. "Oh my gosh," I exclaimed, "I got half a cookie!" My friend looked at me with a mixture of amusement and confusion. "It's all much better when you earn it," they said with a smile.

**The Importance of Caching**

As we continued to play, our host reminded us that caching was key. "It's probably meant to put like things that also can be secured but obviously these cookies are not cache-worthy," they joked. The conversation quickly turned into a discussion about the importance of security in online gaming.

**Earning Points and Subscriptions**

Before we could move on to the next product, our host encouraged us to subscribe to their channel. "Make sure you click that big ol' subscribe button down below if you want to see more content like this," they said with a smile. For those who hadn't subscribed yet, our host warned that their videos would not be visible in search results unless they took the initiative.

**The Magic of Fart Machines**

Next up was a discussion about fart machines or whoopee cushions. "They're great because you can do them remotely," one of us joked. But then things took an unexpected turn when someone suggested using a wet part to create more realistic noises. The conversation quickly devolved into a debate about the best way to make fart sounds.

**The Kazoo Challenge**

One of our friends decided to take on the challenge and try to make better fart noises than the rest of us. Armed with a kazoo, they blew their heart out, but unfortunately, it didn't quite live up to expectations. "Sounds like a fog," someone joked, as we all burst into laughter.

**A Silly Prop**

But then, things took an unexpected turn when our host pulled out a creepy-looking prop from their bag. "This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life," one of us exclaimed. The prop was revealed to be a flesh-colored plastic toy that looked like it belonged in a magic show.

**The Art of Sleight of Hand**

As we continued to explore the world of magic tricks, our host explained how these toys worked. "You're supposed to put a tissue paper inside and then pull it out with a flourish," they said. But as they demonstrated their skills, it became clear that this was not going to be an easy feat.

**The Mysterious Case of the Sixth Finger**

Just when we thought things couldn't get any stranger, our host pulled out a magic trick involving a sixth finger. "This is legit shorter than my fingers," they joked, as we all stared in confusion.

**A Treasure Found**

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, our host revealed that they had found something truly special - a treasure. "It's not blowing so hard games," they said with a smile, as we all cheered in excitement.

**The Video That YouTube Thinks You'll Enjoy**

As we concluded our gaming session, our host pointed to a video thumbnail on the screen. "Will you guys watch this?" they asked, as we all leaned in to take a look. Only time would tell if this was the perfect video for us.

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It is a prop. I thought it was meant to be dropped, but it doesn't really say thatExecutive drop mic. Oh it's for executives, dude ohIt's actually pretty if you guys aren't awareI am technically the CEO of hi-5 Studios, which is chief executive officer?So I'm able to actually use this. I'm I'm warranted of this. I think they are trying to say wellYou can drop it but drop it into the plush soft areas Add to CartohGood presentation though no jokeOr paper or plasticheavyIt's like less heavy than an actual mic. We're not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by this productThis is not a working microphone only a prop we recommend dropping it back into the padded box or on a soft surfaceWhich is the opposite of what a mic drop is a mic drop is like hey listen Tim you do your job, okay?It's not the same effect now, I'm gonna do my jobBut if I'm likeYou even squint it, dude you were like yeah, it's a beautiful microphone. Oh it. 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Yeah, inthe French toast recipeThis can't even help you float if you're drowning, so it can't be used in that kind of an emergencyI don't know what the emergency ispeople are laughing at you like HA look at that toastless personAnd then you can just *blows* you knowhe didn't have enough self-control to carry around his toast he ate itMean you know where I-- I hit myself in the faceNow its doubley trash itSnore stalker remedy boxing glove funny gag giftSnore stopper boxing glove on a wooden handle is that if you snore you literally just punch him in the faceExactly bruise like why can't you just punch him in the face?Why do you need this thing it gives you the thumbs up to look?Maybe it's because you're like you don't know if that person is sleeping commandoSo you're like I wouldn't get that I wouldn't get close to them with a stick you knowBut it's a stick - a stick with a boxing glove that's differentnot worth $20When I first purchased this I was looking for one of those boxing gloves that automatically shoots outIt's so obvious that it's not that it's on a wooden stick my faultI wasn't paying attention and bought it before really reading and checking out the picture was close up -CLOSE UP?!I didn't even clickAnd I know it's not that beware it doesn't fit I tried to get this up his nostrils as the picture clearlyInstructs, and it doesn't fit now. 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I don't know I feel like this is a last resort thing Add to CartAll right fridge Locker perfect for home office or dorm youDon't trust those college kids especially with your your henna your henna your fake Hennessey'sNo, I was gonna say henna tattoos custom combination well-ventilated very portable look at this guyAlmost isn't like a bunch of stuff ohOkay, let's build this and take a look at if I can't actually get in it all right guysso we've built it Tanner has built it here andhe's gonna hide some of his his famous fresh cookies and this device andwe're gonna find out how quick I can get these cookies out actually there's there's really not that much room in here almost no IFeel like if you're trying to save these cookies or something let's say, that's all you cared about rightHere's what I'm gonna try to do. I'm gonna try and getA cookie you like the Cookie Monster. I'm like the Cookie Monster, okay, so firstI have to figure out kind of how it works right let's say. I just popped it out of the fridge stays thereLook I got the cookie box open right now all I have to do is really squish a cookie throughIf my roommate did this are you more concerned about anything?You just eating my food do a game if I get the cookie small enough I can fit most of it throughYou see that look at that. Oh my gosh. I got half a cookie throughWhy are you so happy about getting half a cookie the book it's all much better when you earn itYou have to be very wise about what you put in this device because I'm gonna say cache itBecause it's probably meant to put like things that also can be secured but obviously these cookies. I hate them a run for their moneyBefore you get into the next couple of products make sure you subscribe here by clicking that big ol subscribe button down below if theText is red that means you're notSubscribed and you're not gonna see more of these videos unless you go searching for them so click Subscribe. I'll be in your sub bePart whistle oh oh to entertain retain and you're obsessed with the flagellation. I mean are we allHere's the here's the description looks awesomeThere's nothing about its purpose looks awesome. Hey, bro this may not work, but it looks awesome when you blow itWhat else the naughty noisemaker fart fart fart?She's like oh use the thing the great thing about like fart machines or whoopee cushionsOr you know the usual part toy is that you can do it remotely?Or it gets triggered by someone else right you want to make your sub work. This is just gonnaMake you look like you fartedI don't see the purpose in because also you could just do this and maybe even more accurateDo you think Tanner that you can make a better fart noise than this so I want a wet partThat was so dryDude that was if your your butt cheeks were like sandpaper aWet part you want to know what a wet fart sounds Bowser perfect, this is a wet partCuz you can hear some stuff coming outThat's how I know you have a baby because that's exactly what babies doSo is what art add to cart'?Fart whistle the Noddy noisemaker okay?So you think you can make better fart noises in this Tanner cuz I was not satisfied with the noises that you madeThat's a kazoo you bought a kazoo how's that?TrainWhat oh no, I dropped my keys I have to go pick them upThis is the worst well good let me let me try it just to prove to you guys that I'm not making this upI'm not blowing too hard all right. This is how it sounds. I'm gonna go softSounds like a fogHow is that a fartNow it's a fluteOn earthWhy such a Crabby pictures, this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my lifeinexpensive prop for beginners beginners of whatBeginners of perversion of magic pale skin tone make sure to buy a silk silk not includedWhat does that mean?Actual item will vary slightly from image manufacturer's guarantee only when purchased from authorized Rockridgemagic -Reseller use it for indetectable product productions and vanishes of small objectsWhat did that even mean it didn't mean anything make flesh coloured plastic. I'm out. I'm out alreadyI'm out made of flesh coloured plasticYeahOhMy gosh whose skin tone is that white you I knew you I thought you're just gonna go towards meLet's get into this white chair is just yoursOkay look put your finger in thereNo, it's not you'd lie close its closeMine's darker, so how these actually work is you're supposed to put a tissue paper inside of themAnd you put it on your fingerAnd then when you remove it you take the tissue out and have to imagine how magicians pull the tissue paper?Out of their hands like this is this what you're talking about yesLook, it's just my normal handNow I'm gonna pull out a magic trickYou did it it says. It's a sixth finger. Though. Are you talking about doing this? No one's gonna know, it'sshorterIt's legit shorter and that all of my fingers lookIt's not blowing so gamesThat maybe and you're supposed to be going around your business and be likeExcept this guy keeps doing its own thing, and hey guys. How's it going? Don't worry about my extra fingerHi guys what's going on? My name is Matthias high-five. You can see that there's something on my hand wow?That's a treasureI'm out of it today guys. Huh see that thumbnail right thereThat is a video that YouTube thinks you specifically will enjoyWill you I don't know you the only way we're gonna find out is if you click itAnd we see you over there let us know in the comments of that video high-five\n"