Illegal and Dangerous Fidget Spinners: A Cautionary Review

In this video review, Inmate 69 delves into the world of illegal and dangerous fidget spinners, showcasing some of the most sharp and pointy ones he could find. He begins by stating that he knows he shouldn't be reviewing these products, but he feels compelled to warn others about their potential harm. He also mentions that he travels a lot and has seen these types of fidget spinners in person, which is why he considers them illegal.

The first product Inmate 69 reviews is a set of sharp and pointy fidget spinners, which he compares to throwing stars. To demonstrate their sharpness, he places the spinners against a wall and attempts to hit his face with them, explaining that they are not smooth or rounded and can cause harm if used improperly. He then proceeds to test these spinners on various fruits, including a melon and a cantaloupe, which results in significant damage.

Inmate 69 also reviews a fidget spinner that resembles a Beyblade, which spins extremely fast but has sharp points all around, making it hazardous to use. He warns viewers to be careful when handling these spinners, as they can cause injury if not used properly. Additionally, he tests a silver fidget spinner, which feels great but is actually very sharp and can engrave surfaces.

The reviewer then moves on to review a pry bar fidget spinner, which is not just a tool for opening bottles but also poses a significant threat of harm. He opens a glass Coke bottle using the pry bar and then attempts to stab a Pepsi Fire drink with it, highlighting its sharpness and potential danger. Inmate 69 also tests a gear-looking fidget spinner, which he considers illegal and dangerous due to its sharp edges.

Finally, Inmate 69 reviews a brass knuckle fidget spinner, which is essentially a miniature version of a real-life brass knuckle. He demonstrates the product's effectiveness by placing it on his watermelon, causing significant damage. The reviewer then wonders how practical this product is and whether anyone could actually use it to escape from prison.

Throughout the video review, Inmate 69 emphasizes the importance of caution when handling these types of fidget spinners, as they can cause serious harm if not used properly. He also encourages viewers to be aware of their surroundings and potential dangers, especially in situations where they might feel the urge to use such products. Overall, this review serves as a warning to others about the risks associated with illegal and dangerous fidget spinners.

In conclusion, Inmate 69's video review provides an in-depth look at various types of illegal and dangerous fidget spinners. He showcases their sharpness and potential for harm, emphasizing the need for caution when handling these products. While some might find this review amusing or entertaining, it serves as a serious warning about the risks associated with these items.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enYeahHey what up y'all it's inmate 69 here and who wants to go to jail?I know I don't but what I'm about to show you is some more illegal and dangerous fidget spinnersWe got some moreSharp ones that'll put a hole through your boy we got even a pry bar because I know you're about that and this crazy brassKnuckles, fidget spinner. Let's get toughAll right, so if you guys want to check out any of these links down below as alwaysBut be careful if you do choose to pick them up, you probably will get arrested. I travel a lotThat's why I'm calling these illegal. Just be carefulSo the first one's we're checking out are these sharp and pointy ones I checked a bunch of these out in the original illeg-arousillegal, . Illegal and banned fidget spinners video, they were crazyI didn't actually think they were that sharp, but what I did is I put up like a box against my wallHow, how do you miss your face? I'm trying to hit my face and these kind of look like throwing starsSo I did just that you guys got to go see the videoThese are pretty much going to be the exact same you got one that looks like a beyblade this looks awesomeIt spins super fast, but you got to be careful because when you spin these all they had is just sharp points all aroundSo anywhere you put your finger. It's going to hurt a little bit. It's not smooth and rounded this oneYo, just watch out, this will do some damage if you throw this, ooh, I'm scaredSo what I got here is I have a lot of fruit down here, it's real life fruit NinjaWe got I think a ca-, a melon it could be a cantaloupe or a melonI'm not too friendly with fruits so I don't actually know we're just gonna takeOw that actually hurtWhat, how did I miss? We're gonna do that again? Alright?Bam just like that fam, you see that damage? On this melon slash cantaloupeThat is definitely a, I don't know but that's pretty deadly, and with this silver one right hereIt spins it feels great, it looks really cool, but it's actually really sharp. I'm just gonna engrave the tableOh we're making great progressOh there weGoYeah, we did it, I'm Gonna putFor the gang, Techsmartt smart fam gang. Now imagine if this table was your skin, legit-irately I have just been cutting myselfAll these imprints yeah, you know you might be saying to yourself Keaton, you're a baby you know? You're a baby, don't mess with the T-ganglegit-iratelyNext up is this pry bar fidget spinner, and this is throwing me for a trip because it's not just a pry barBut it's actually a bottle opener, so I would actually open up a bottle in this videoI love drinking like these Mexican cokes, they're my favorite and I also got pepsi fireI was going to say crystal Pepsi fire, there's way too many things going onI feel like the avatar from Nickelodeon. So if you guys have tried any of these, tweet me at techsmartt if you guys like themI well, you know which one I like better thisUhh...Just let me know in the comments if you guys have tried either. Since I already popped the top on thisGlass coke bottle, like it actually fits on here works outI'm going to try to just stab this pepsi fire and see how that goes this thing is so sharpNo, joke you could out on the prison yard, you could do some damage with this. That's all saying, just doing some damageYeah this Pepsi fire I don't really know how I feel about it, but this pry bar actually worksIt's sharp, and it's actually a pretty good spinner, and this since I have Shaq hands, it doesn't actually cut meTheseIt's pretty scary. Moving on, we got this gear looking fidget spinnerThe only reason I'm calling this like illegal and dangerous is because one it'sDecently sharp like you could do some damage with this if you wanted to put it up against anyone's skinAnd I feel like you can do some Shaw-shank redemption type stuff, drop a like on this video if you guys have even seen that movieI feel like Andy would use this in some way to make it happen and to get out of that prisonIt's a good spinner too, it's metal, spins fastAnd that's why Andy, used the fidget spinner to escape from prisonThat's my Morgan and Freeman impression ? So last up the momentYou guys have all been waiting for I found a brassKnuckleFidget spinner. No joke I don't actually know how practical this is and if you guys can even pick one upI don't even think the link in the description still worksI mentioned fruit ninja earlier, and I wasn't joking around so this is like a brass knuckle fidget spinnerAs you guys can probably tell I made a video earlier on a brass knuckle iphone case. It works, it's crazyThis is my iphone 6s plus and don't know if there's an iPhone 7 version out yet, think this would just workYeah, it probably would just work no problem, but this is insane like thisI thought was crazy, and you can see I did some damage to the watermelon thereLike that watermelon is pretty sad. This case actually worksAnd I would love to just wipe that off that iphoneSo this case is crazy now that I found a brass knuckle fidget spinnerI want to know like how dangerous this really is so I'm just gonna put this on myKnuckles don't even think this made out of brass is there any part on here that's brass?I think this is actually a bottle opener too, pretty much all of these have bottle openers now took them long enoughSo we're just gonnaSorry Mr. watermelonHo, we're making damage. Bam, that's whoa, wants some watermelon?It's actually really good and as you guys can see imagine this being someone's head and the amount of damageYou could do with just a simple fidget spinner, you're looking at at least 35 to life. YeahYep45 to life now. So yeah guys, that's pretty it for this video and this tableThank you so much Optic Andrew and Christina for having myNotifications on. If you guys want me to keep with my hands make you guys turn my YouTubeNotifications on and let me know in the commentsAnd then I'll give you guys a shout out. Subscribe if you're new and tweet me at techsmartt if you guys find any other weirdIllegal vape spinners, I don't even know, see you guys in prison. ByeI'm gonna give you guys a money shot like I'm a Youtube food reviewerPlease let me know if you think this chicken is edible good, I've had food poisoning once this year\n"