I Was Adopted by a Vampire! Vampire Parenting Lifehacks!

**A Pokémon Parent's Dilemma**

Imagine being excited about becoming a Pokémon trainer, only to find out that your first Pokémon is actually a baby with a bad attitude. That's what happened when our protagonist discovered they had been chosen as a Pokémon trainer. The experience was not like the ones in their imagination.

The first Pokémon trainer kit arrived, and it included a Pokeball, some food for the baby Pokémon, and instructions on how to care for them. However, upon opening the kit, our protagonist found that all the Pokémon were babies, which seemed too small to be actual Pokémon. It was as if they had stumbled upon a toy store instead of a Pokémon training facility.

The babies quickly grew into full-fledged Pokémon, each with their own unique characteristics and abilities. One particularly rambunctious Pikachu was causing chaos in its new home, while another Charmander was not pleased with the food provided for it. Our protagonist soon realized that being a Pokémon trainer was no easy feat, especially when dealing with a mischievous baby Pokémon.

As our protagonist tried to establish order and discipline among their Pokémon, they encountered various obstacles. A pesky bug infestation had to be dealt with, and our protagonist's phone died while trying to get in touch with the Pokémon's owner. However, upon receiving a new phone, things took a surprising turn. Our protagonist discovered that their Pikachu had been living in a Pokeball, which was now fixed thanks to some quick repair work.

With Pikachu back home, our protagonist encountered another challenge: a hungry Pikachu that trashed the kitchen while searching for food. The Pokémon's owner was left with a mess and a lot of questions about how this happened. After explaining the situation, our protagonist took their Pikachu to the store to buy more food. However, things got interesting when they met Charmander, who seemed suspiciously familiar.

As our protagonist tried to make sense of these encounters, they realized that Charmander might have been involved in some sort of mischief. Our protagonist's Pokémon had a history of causing trouble, and it was clear that their training days were only just beginning. Despite the chaos, our protagonist couldn't help but love their Pikachu and decided to take on the challenge of becoming a Pokémon trainer.

**The Struggle is Real**

Our protagonist soon found themselves facing a new challenge: dealing with Charmander's aggressive behavior. The Pokémon had been bullied by another Pokémon, and its owner was left feeling frustrated. However, instead of blaming our protagonist for the situation, they chose to take a more empathetic approach. By explaining the circumstances surrounding Pikachu's arrival and their growing bond, our protagonist managed to calm down both Pikachu and Charmander.

As our protagonist continued on their journey as a Pokémon trainer, they encountered many more obstacles and surprises. From navigating Pokeball technology to dealing with mischievous baby Pokémon, every step of the way presented new challenges. However, with love, patience, and understanding, our protagonist slowly began to build a strong bond with their Pokémon.

**A New Home for Pikachu**

In the end, our protagonist decided that it was time to find a more suitable home for Pikachu. The problem was that our protagonist couldn't resist their Pokémon's charms, and they found themselves getting caught up in Pikachu's antics. As a result, Pikachu's behavior became more and more unpredictable.

Our protagonist soon realized that they had to make some tough decisions as a Pokémon trainer. With great power comes great responsibility, after all. By taking on the challenge of caring for their mischievous Pikachu, our protagonist was able to develop a deeper understanding of what it truly means to be a responsible Pokémon owner.

In the end, our protagonist learned that being a Pokémon trainer is not just about winning battles or catching rare Pokémon, but also about building strong relationships with your Pokémon. With love, patience, and understanding, even the most challenging situations can be overcome. And for our protagonist, there was no greater joy than spending time with their beloved Pikachu.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello oh sweet Dracula you scared me I want to adopt a child of course how about Pikachu no Enid two cheerful no okay what about this little angel she's perfect oh but she's not a vet I'll take care of everything you're my daughter now ready to go home sweetie let's go welcome to the family hi followers do you want a video tutorial on how to hiss like a vampire vote below what's that smell oh I smell human and here's me in preschool what a cute little guy this is Grandpa Dracula lunchtime stop what are you doing getting ready to eat no I adopted this little girl but she's not a vampire what show me your teeth your skin wait what you're just a normal human don't bet she to me but I love vampires you this goes against like all the vampire laws sweetie hold on I'm dizzy calm down here want to play with your great great grandpa no how about with our family pet no oh I know I need my bats hello how are you doing that look they can fly I make them fly too what can I do that oh we'll fix it I'll hide a paper clip in the back and hold a magnet in my hand and see the bat flew right into my hand now you control your own bat too wanna try oh you're doing it nice job Mom I'm hungry oh right humans need food let's go to the kitchen we have here oh something yummy take this hand no I'm not eating that no you sure Phoebe yes help us out what can I feed Lizzy with oh I know you and children need vegetables ugh gross look at how lucky me it's your lunch enjoy you I hate broccoli no good well I have an idea cut out a picture of a beautiful neck glue that onto a juice box and stick into straws the perfect lunch for a vampire thanks hmm I like it look she's just like us we need to eat too mmm what a good drink tastes clean Evie you've got a little something where look in the mirror nearly got roasted time to go live on blood off okay wanna play hide and seek you hide I'll look for you four bye everyone always falls for that now nobody's bothering me foreign now you hide okay four five silly kid where is she oh she turned into a bat and climbed to the top of the Wardrobe I can't reach guys please help me out like this video so I can reach the back baby I found you thanks to my subscribers I win here's some markers go draw maybe as fast asleep I can take advantage of this oh that's pretty get up get up huh who's there guys is there something on my face comment below what you can see is it paint what's going on here Kitty that looks great super cute time for us to get ready for bed to my face forgot to brush your teeth stupid toothpaste whoa hold on let me teach you how to brush properly here's our demo Mal we'll brush it properly first we need to clean out all the bits of food that got stuck between the teeth your turn done nice job ten points I will floss know the spaces between the teeth got it you try no 10 more points for you great job sweetie now the main event brushing the teeth okay scrub all your teeth from all sides great job teeth are every vampire's most important feature you did amazing sweetie what a loser hey what's your problem I'm getting bullied again why are you crying sis who did this to you they did always you made a big mistake please who's the loser now Just Watch What Happens what oh thanks sis anytime wow it's Phoebe the most popular vampire in school we love we love you good luck uh-oh hi how's it going um hi oh love got her tongue I see I need to help my sister hi follow Phoebe the vampire on Tick Tock oh wow this is you you're Tick Tock famous I'll call you for sure you're my very own Matchmaker bye-bye time to do my makeup for my vampire day come on why are you stealing my makeup don't even ask I'm gonna show you how I do my makeup want a burger laughs thanks no please come on fine here's your body oh it looks so real wait I'm not done some spider webs to make earrings thank you oh perfect timing Spidey you'll make a great Ring whoa and the Final Touch now your face is pale look you look just like a vampire wow thanks Phoebe oh I don't want baby don't jump around it's time to sleep what do I do oh yeah vampiric hypnosis you are sleepy your eyes are getting heavy you are falling asleep perfect I'm the mother of the year oh no stop mommy wake up what I had a nightmare can I sleep with you here but the coffin is too small oh don't cry come here no no that was a bad idea go back to bed I thought I saw something can you help me out we need half a black Styrofoam ball now wrap wire and tin foil and put a fake eye on top that looks like my ex wow I spy put a few of these eye sticks in the ball monster this is my nanny cam I can see everything these eyes can I'll be watching you all night don't be scared of anything sweet dreams birthday can I put the candles in the cake sure she's turning 170. we'll need a lot of candles these are extra here's our birthday girl wow thanks happy birthday Phoebe is for you from me happy birthday sis thank you should we take a family pick of course everyone I'm alone again surprise Lizzy this is for you your first bang thank you should we take another pick probably not mom can we play a new game let's switch places I'll be the vampire and GM be a normal Mom okay time's up we gotta go Julie babysit your sister while I'm away bye mommy don't worry bro are you down to play Pokemons with me where did you get the Pikachu from hold on look what I've got whoa a Pokeball Pikachu yeah you can play and I'll take a call Pikachu is awesome yeah hi wanna play thank you what's wrong with this poor thing wake up I want to wake you up what is this I think I figured it out Pikachu switch on okay let's fix this baby up the operation is on ah making a cut that's one slippery accident see there seems to be something the tweezers please scorpions clearly don't belong here you won't be stinging Pikachu from the inside you're not hurting Pikachu's skin either shoe spiders ew that's gross next we can stitch up his little belly now let's clean up the baby you're as good as new Maybe maybe God why are you there look there there are Pokeballs I want I wonder who's here Joe matter oh hmm huh not a good sign first a Pokemon battle going on where in our living room yeah come on holy Pokeball we gotta hide them where is everyone what happened here no clue don't blame me for it you know I'm busy playing over here popcorn I love it I need a minute what's up shorty that popcorn looks yummy hey give it to me forget it show me the mirror that was a bad idea oh cool movie I'm not having popcorn ever again everything all right so what do we do there's a lot of stuff play what are you doing hmm just sit at the table here's paper and pencil draw something a regular pencil okay here are my fire pencils wow wait these are not fire pencils oh wow you're the best babysitter there is what's on fire coming from the kitchen what get in the Pokeball before you burn the whole place down my dad it'd be safer to get Pikachu back you'll watch my sister I gotta go right on it I don't feel like it yeah I love gems what's that yeah that's a lot this is a robbery he stole a ton of food that's a lot of stuff again where did you get it from I stole it Pika what go pay for all the groceries Pizza I'm not lying Pikachu robbed my store oh looks like he paid after all um it's bedtime I'm hyper I wanna play fine hello there jiggly get her to sleep okay okay what's the way out I know what's that all about stop I'll cut out a cardboard ring and then I'll wrap it in glitter foam paper another cardboard ring and the same ring from regular foam paper next I joined the pieces into a circle with a little legs on you are gonna witness Magic there I place the speaker inside attaching teeny ears on top I think it needs AirPlay bangs whoa thanks we're identical microphone please hit the speaker I am so drowsy on the track well done look a new video hit the thumbs up here what is there a Loch Ness monster in our fish tank hey sis change the water oh I know who will help us Vaporeon I pick you oh he is pretty hey Pokemon would you give us a hand with water sure oh got it done next we'll fill the tank with clean water you really thought it through brother yes wake up you're gonna be late for school huh you gotta get to class can't I feel sick sick hmm that's weird here take your temperature on top of that it's raining raining are you nuts I'll be back in five minutes to check your temperature the thought of going to school kills me oh Pokemon hi baby would you help me out charm warm up the thermometer babe make it rain outside okay how is it going the thermometer is blazing and it's actually raining okay you can stay in the trick it worked you're my blame bro my phone is dead get lost gotta go faster bro help see no free sockets that's unfair fine I bought something you I Choose You ah the battery's dead give it to me hmm it worked dead again shoot can you do it we need something better here a piece of faux fur turns into a case there's even a pen and this piece of yellow felt will turn into okay a tail endears pretty nice now we'll cover a portable battery with this Pika case wow a power bank he got wow it slaps my phone will be charged at all times from now on bro you need a Pokemon I want to be a trainer okay why are they tiny spin it and open it okay maybe Pokemon get food when I imagined being a Pokemon trainer it wasn't like this watch another one let's see who's inside oh another baby that's not my bag being a Pokemon trainer is a lot of work these are all baby Pokemon and they lived happily ever after the end sweet dreams sis lights oh yay I can't sleep when it's dark okay fine what's the way to go it hit me a Pokeball night lamp yeah no monster can scare you now laughs good morning sis you want to play Pokemon no I feel like drawing today okay Pikachu lightning strike toy Pikachu you poor thing what happened to you I'll help you Pikachu is this your Pokeball I'll try to fix it let's go let's see what's wrong first things first we'll get rid of all these bugs and spiders they are everywhere seems like that was the last one you could use a nail trim to get rid of all the extra growth it's time to stitch you up now you are ready for a bath pouring in warm water hopefully this shampoo will do you love it a ton of bath foam is the key let's wash off this stubborn dirt look how handsome you are you're my Pokemon now I nearly forgot about the Pokeball how do I fix it I'll try did it actually work Pikachu are you there how do I get you out my phone is dead it's charged now see with my new Pokemon what Pikachu someone's starving I'll find you Pikachu it's just a matter of time let's see what on Earth is that you found a new owner not for long I'm coming to you wait up I see that where is he off to what's all that noise in the kitchen about oh no Pikachu what have you done how can a single Pokemon do that were you hungry why would you trash the kitchen though oh no my parents are coming keep you on the down low they'll be Shucks what happened here an explanation Patricia I took Pikachu home stitched him up feed them a tiny Pikachu turned into a huge Pokemon so he trashed the kitchen searching for food and went back into the Pokeball we're not buying that take it easy honey that's a nice story but you'll still have to clean up well I'll have to start somewhere putting the plant back the candy belongs in a jar now it's clean hmm Pikachu don't do that ever again still hungry fine I'll feed you just stay put is it good there are also cookies or a fast eater there is no more food left in the house still hungry in that case let's go to the store are you sure you'll finish this you have a big appetite have you seen this Pokemon no yeah who spoots you come on and get inside the Pokeball you're safe here have you seen this Pokemon really whatever got a rush this place is safe Pikachu come out tell me who scares you pika pika did your trainer lure you into a trap knowing how much you love snacks did Charmander stake you out did he attack you with a fire now I see why you're so scared there is there is nothing to be afraid of we're home Pikachu no messing around let's watch cartoons instead Pokemon it's Dad hide hey Dad lucky me just in time for the game dad what about cartoons I just have to make some popcorn where's the game is the remote broken or what oh good now oh Dad are you okay I'm not I'd rather go come back it's ready it's a class oh no it's then again oh I do I know Pikachu I Choose You yeah who's that Pika gotta teach them a lesson great job high five they might have seen something have you seen this Pokemon this seriously much obliged hang on I have to talk to Pikachu get back in the Pokeball please cat ugh rude Charmander I Choose You what Charmander go for it Pikachu you got this Charmander flamethrower whoops right don't give up lightning strike Char stop it Pikachu Charmander get back in the Pokeball you used up a lot of your power Pikachu get back inside the Pokeball no you can't hurt him again hurt what do you know Pikachu drives all his owners up the wall no one could handle them not even the most skilled trainers Pikachu what is this mess Pikachu out of here this is when Pikachu found me I was so happy I have been looking for him forever problem is here it's obnoxious he would bully other Pokemon he ate charmander's lunch shot him with lightning it was too much for Charmander to take that's the whole story you haven't been on your best behavior but I still love you I'm leaving Pikachu in good handshello oh sweet Dracula you scared me I want to adopt a child of course how about Pikachu no Enid two cheerful no okay what about this little angel she's perfect oh but she's not a vet I'll take care of everything you're my daughter now ready to go home sweetie let's go welcome to the family hi followers do you want a video tutorial on how to hiss like a vampire vote below what's that smell oh I smell human and here's me in preschool what a cute little guy this is Grandpa Dracula lunchtime stop what are you doing getting ready to eat no I adopted this little girl but she's not a vampire what show me your teeth your skin wait what you're just a normal human don't bet she to me but I love vampires you this goes against like all the vampire laws sweetie hold on I'm dizzy calm down here want to play with your great great grandpa no how about with our family pet no oh I know I need my bats hello how are you doing that look they can fly I make them fly too what can I do that oh we'll fix it I'll hide a paper clip in the back and hold a magnet in my hand and see the bat flew right into my hand now you control your own bat too wanna try oh you're doing it nice job Mom I'm hungry oh right humans need food let's go to the kitchen we have here oh something yummy take this hand no I'm not eating that no you sure Phoebe yes help us out what can I feed Lizzy with oh I know you and children need vegetables ugh gross look at how lucky me it's your lunch enjoy you I hate broccoli no good well I have an idea cut out a picture of a beautiful neck glue that onto a juice box and stick into straws the perfect lunch for a vampire thanks hmm I like it look she's just like us we need to eat too mmm what a good drink tastes clean Evie you've got a little something where look in the mirror nearly got roasted time to go live on blood off okay wanna play hide and seek you hide I'll look for you four bye everyone always falls for that now nobody's bothering me foreign now you hide okay four five silly kid where is she oh she turned into a bat and climbed to the top of the Wardrobe I can't reach guys please help me out like this video so I can reach the back baby I found you thanks to my subscribers I win here's some markers go draw maybe as fast asleep I can take advantage of this oh that's pretty get up get up huh who's there guys is there something on my face comment below what you can see is it paint what's going on here Kitty that looks great super cute time for us to get ready for bed to my face forgot to brush your teeth stupid toothpaste whoa hold on let me teach you how to brush properly here's our demo Mal we'll brush it properly first we need to clean out all the bits of food that got stuck between the teeth your turn done nice job ten points I will floss know the spaces between the teeth got it you try no 10 more points for you great job sweetie now the main event brushing the teeth okay scrub all your teeth from all sides great job teeth are every vampire's most important feature you did amazing sweetie what a loser hey what's your problem I'm getting bullied again why are you crying sis who did this to you they did always you made a big mistake please who's the loser now Just Watch What Happens what oh thanks sis anytime wow it's Phoebe the most popular vampire in school we love we love you good luck uh-oh hi how's it going um hi oh love got her tongue I see I need to help my sister hi follow Phoebe the vampire on Tick Tock oh wow this is you you're Tick Tock famous I'll call you for sure you're my very own Matchmaker bye-bye time to do my makeup for my vampire day come on why are you stealing my makeup don't even ask I'm gonna show you how I do my makeup want a burger laughs thanks no please come on fine here's your body oh it looks so real wait I'm not done some spider webs to make earrings thank you oh perfect timing Spidey you'll make a great Ring whoa and the Final Touch now your face is pale look you look just like a vampire wow thanks Phoebe oh I don't want baby don't jump around it's time to sleep what do I do oh yeah vampiric hypnosis you are sleepy your eyes are getting heavy you are falling asleep perfect I'm the mother of the year oh no stop mommy wake up what I had a nightmare can I sleep with you here but the coffin is too small oh don't cry come here no no that was a bad idea go back to bed I thought I saw something can you help me out we need half a black Styrofoam ball now wrap wire and tin foil and put a fake eye on top that looks like my ex wow I spy put a few of these eye sticks in the ball monster this is my nanny cam I can see everything these eyes can I'll be watching you all night don't be scared of anything sweet dreams birthday can I put the candles in the cake sure she's turning 170. we'll need a lot of candles these are extra here's our birthday girl wow thanks happy birthday Phoebe is for you from me happy birthday sis thank you should we take a family pick of course everyone I'm alone again surprise Lizzy this is for you your first bang thank you should we take another pick probably not mom can we play a new game let's switch places I'll be the vampire and GM be a normal Mom okay time's up we gotta go Julie babysit your sister while I'm away bye mommy don't worry bro are you down to play Pokemons with me where did you get the Pikachu from hold on look what I've got whoa a Pokeball Pikachu yeah you can play and I'll take a call Pikachu is awesome yeah hi wanna play thank you what's wrong with this poor thing wake up I want to wake you up what is this I think I figured it out Pikachu switch on okay let's fix this baby up the operation is on ah making a cut that's one slippery accident see there seems to be something the tweezers please scorpions clearly don't belong here you won't be stinging Pikachu from the inside you're not hurting Pikachu's skin either shoe spiders ew that's gross next we can stitch up his little belly now let's clean up the baby you're as good as new Maybe maybe God why are you there look there there are Pokeballs I want I wonder who's here Joe matter oh hmm huh not a good sign first a Pokemon battle going on where in our living room yeah come on holy Pokeball we gotta hide them where is everyone what happened here no clue don't blame me for it you know I'm busy playing over here popcorn I love it I need a minute what's up shorty that popcorn looks yummy hey give it to me forget it show me the mirror that was a bad idea oh cool movie I'm not having popcorn ever again everything all right so what do we do there's a lot of stuff play what are you doing hmm just sit at the table here's paper and pencil draw something a regular pencil okay here are my fire pencils wow wait these are not fire pencils oh wow you're the best babysitter there is what's on fire coming from the kitchen what get in the Pokeball before you burn the whole place down my dad it'd be safer to get Pikachu back you'll watch my sister I gotta go right on it I don't feel like it yeah I love gems what's that yeah that's a lot this is a robbery he stole a ton of food that's a lot of stuff again where did you get it from I stole it Pika what go pay for all the groceries Pizza I'm not lying Pikachu robbed my store oh looks like he paid after all um it's bedtime I'm hyper I wanna play fine hello there jiggly get her to sleep okay okay what's the way out I know what's that all about stop I'll cut out a cardboard ring and then I'll wrap it in glitter foam paper another cardboard ring and the same ring from regular foam paper next I joined the pieces into a circle with a little legs on you are gonna witness Magic there I place the speaker inside attaching teeny ears on top I think it needs AirPlay bangs whoa thanks we're identical microphone please hit the speaker I am so drowsy on the track well done look a new video hit the thumbs up here what is there a Loch Ness monster in our fish tank hey sis change the water oh I know who will help us Vaporeon I pick you oh he is pretty hey Pokemon would you give us a hand with water sure oh got it done next we'll fill the tank with clean water you really thought it through brother yes wake up you're gonna be late for school huh you gotta get to class can't I feel sick sick hmm that's weird here take your temperature on top of that it's raining raining are you nuts I'll be back in five minutes to check your temperature the thought of going to school kills me oh Pokemon hi baby would you help me out charm warm up the thermometer babe make it rain outside okay how is it going the thermometer is blazing and it's actually raining okay you can stay in the trick it worked you're my blame bro my phone is dead get lost gotta go faster bro help see no free sockets that's unfair fine I bought something you I Choose You ah the battery's dead give it to me hmm it worked dead again shoot can you do it we need something better here a piece of faux fur turns into a case there's even a pen and this piece of yellow felt will turn into okay a tail endears pretty nice now we'll cover a portable battery with this Pika case wow a power bank he got wow it slaps my phone will be charged at all times from now on bro you need a Pokemon I want to be a trainer okay why are they tiny spin it and open it okay maybe Pokemon get food when I imagined being a Pokemon trainer it wasn't like this watch another one let's see who's inside oh another baby that's not my bag being a Pokemon trainer is a lot of work these are all baby Pokemon and they lived happily ever after the end sweet dreams sis lights oh yay I can't sleep when it's dark okay fine what's the way to go it hit me a Pokeball night lamp yeah no monster can scare you now laughs good morning sis you want to play Pokemon no I feel like drawing today okay Pikachu lightning strike toy Pikachu you poor thing what happened to you I'll help you Pikachu is this your Pokeball I'll try to fix it let's go let's see what's wrong first things first we'll get rid of all these bugs and spiders they are everywhere seems like that was the last one you could use a nail trim to get rid of all the extra growth it's time to stitch you up now you are ready for a bath pouring in warm water hopefully this shampoo will do you love it a ton of bath foam is the key let's wash off this stubborn dirt look how handsome you are you're my Pokemon now I nearly forgot about the Pokeball how do I fix it I'll try did it actually work Pikachu are you there how do I get you out my phone is dead it's charged now see with my new Pokemon what Pikachu someone's starving I'll find you Pikachu it's just a matter of time let's see what on Earth is that you found a new owner not for long I'm coming to you wait up I see that where is he off to what's all that noise in the kitchen about oh no Pikachu what have you done how can a single Pokemon do that were you hungry why would you trash the kitchen though oh no my parents are coming keep you on the down low they'll be Shucks what happened here an explanation Patricia I took Pikachu home stitched him up feed them a tiny Pikachu turned into a huge Pokemon so he trashed the kitchen searching for food and went back into the Pokeball we're not buying that take it easy honey that's a nice story but you'll still have to clean up well I'll have to start somewhere putting the plant back the candy belongs in a jar now it's clean hmm Pikachu don't do that ever again still hungry fine I'll feed you just stay put is it good there are also cookies or a fast eater there is no more food left in the house still hungry in that case let's go to the store are you sure you'll finish this you have a big appetite have you seen this Pokemon no yeah who spoots you come on and get inside the Pokeball you're safe here have you seen this Pokemon really whatever got a rush this place is safe Pikachu come out tell me who scares you pika pika did your trainer lure you into a trap knowing how much you love snacks did Charmander stake you out did he attack you with a fire now I see why you're so scared there is there is nothing to be afraid of we're home Pikachu no messing around let's watch cartoons instead Pokemon it's Dad hide hey Dad lucky me just in time for the game dad what about cartoons I just have to make some popcorn where's the game is the remote broken or what oh good now oh Dad are you okay I'm not I'd rather go come back it's ready it's a class oh no it's then again oh I do I know Pikachu I Choose You yeah who's that Pika gotta teach them a lesson great job high five they might have seen something have you seen this Pokemon this seriously much obliged hang on I have to talk to Pikachu get back in the Pokeball please cat ugh rude Charmander I Choose You what Charmander go for it Pikachu you got this Charmander flamethrower whoops right don't give up lightning strike Char stop it Pikachu Charmander get back in the Pokeball you used up a lot of your power Pikachu get back inside the Pokeball no you can't hurt him again hurt what do you know Pikachu drives all his owners up the wall no one could handle them not even the most skilled trainers Pikachu what is this mess Pikachu out of here this is when Pikachu found me I was so happy I have been looking for him forever problem is here it's obnoxious he would bully other Pokemon he ate charmander's lunch shot him with lightning it was too much for Charmander to take that's the whole story you haven't been on your best behavior but I still love you I'm leaving Pikachu in good handshello oh sweet Dracula you scared me I want to adopt a child of course how about Pikachu no Enid two cheerful no okay what about this little angel she's perfect oh but she's not a vet I'll take care of everything you're my daughter now ready to go home sweetie let's go welcome to the family hi followers do you want a video tutorial on how to hiss like a vampire vote below what's that smell oh I smell human and here's me in preschool what a cute little guy this is Grandpa Dracula lunchtime stop what are you doing getting ready to eat no I adopted this little girl but she's not a vampire what show me your teeth your skin wait what you're just a normal human don't bet she to me but I love vampires you this goes against like all the vampire laws sweetie hold on I'm dizzy calm down here want to play with your great great grandpa no how about with our family pet no oh I know I need my bats hello how are you doing that look they can fly I make them fly too what can I do that oh we'll fix it I'll hide a paper clip in the back and hold a magnet in my hand and see the bat flew right into my hand now you control your own bat too wanna try oh you're doing it nice job Mom I'm hungry oh right humans need food let's go to the kitchen we have here oh something yummy take this hand no I'm not eating that no you sure Phoebe yes help us out what can I feed Lizzy with oh I know you and children need vegetables ugh gross look at how lucky me it's your lunch enjoy you I hate broccoli no good well I have an idea cut out a picture of a beautiful neck glue that onto a juice box and stick into straws the perfect lunch for a vampire thanks hmm I like it look she's just like us we need to eat too mmm what a good drink tastes clean Evie you've got a little something where look in the mirror nearly got roasted time to go live on blood off okay wanna play hide and seek you hide I'll look for you four bye everyone always falls for that now nobody's bothering me foreign now you hide okay four five silly kid where is she oh she turned into a bat and climbed to the top of the Wardrobe I can't reach guys please help me out like this video so I can reach the back baby I found you thanks to my subscribers I win here's some markers go draw maybe as fast asleep I can take advantage of this oh that's pretty get up get up huh who's there guys is there something on my face comment below what you can see is it paint what's going on here Kitty that looks great super cute time for us to get ready for bed to my face forgot to brush your teeth stupid toothpaste whoa hold on let me teach you how to brush properly here's our demo Mal we'll brush it properly first we need to clean out all the bits of food that got stuck between the teeth your turn done nice job ten points I will floss know the spaces between the teeth got it you try no 10 more points for you great job sweetie now the main event brushing the teeth okay scrub all your teeth from all sides great job teeth are every vampire's most important feature you did amazing sweetie what a loser hey what's your problem I'm getting bullied again why are you crying sis who did this to you they did always you made a big mistake please who's the loser now Just Watch What Happens what oh thanks sis anytime wow it's Phoebe the most popular vampire in school we love we love you good luck uh-oh hi how's it going um hi oh love got her tongue I see I need to help my sister hi follow Phoebe the vampire on Tick Tock oh wow this is you you're Tick Tock famous I'll call you for sure you're my very own Matchmaker bye-bye time to do my makeup for my vampire day come on why are you stealing my makeup don't even ask I'm gonna show you how I do my makeup want a burger laughs thanks no please come on fine here's your body oh it looks so real wait I'm not done some spider webs to make earrings thank you oh perfect timing Spidey you'll make a great Ring whoa and the Final Touch now your face is pale look you look just like a vampire wow thanks Phoebe oh I don't want baby don't jump around it's time to sleep what do I do oh yeah vampiric hypnosis you are sleepy your eyes are getting heavy you are falling asleep perfect I'm the mother of the year oh no stop mommy wake up what I had a nightmare can I sleep with you here but the coffin is too small oh don't cry come here no no that was a bad idea go back to bed I thought I saw something can you help me out we need half a black Styrofoam ball now wrap wire and tin foil and put a fake eye on top that looks like my ex wow I spy put a few of these eye sticks in the ball monster this is my nanny cam I can see everything these eyes can I'll be watching you all night don't be scared of anything sweet dreams birthday can I put the candles in the cake sure she's turning 170. we'll need a lot of candles these are extra here's our birthday girl wow thanks happy birthday Phoebe is for you from me happy birthday sis thank you should we take a family pick of course everyone I'm alone again surprise Lizzy this is for you your first bang thank you should we take another pick probably not mom can we play a new game let's switch places I'll be the vampire and GM be a normal Mom okay time's up we gotta go Julie babysit your sister while I'm away bye mommy don't worry bro are you down to play Pokemons with me where did you get the Pikachu from hold on look what I've got whoa a Pokeball Pikachu yeah you can play and I'll take a call Pikachu is awesome yeah hi wanna play thank you what's wrong with this poor thing wake up I want to wake you up what is this I think I figured it out Pikachu switch on okay let's fix this baby up the operation is on ah making a cut that's one slippery accident see there seems to be something the tweezers please scorpions clearly don't belong here you won't be stinging Pikachu from the inside you're not hurting Pikachu's skin either shoe spiders ew that's gross next we can stitch up his little belly now let's clean up the baby you're as good as new Maybe maybe God why are you there look there there are Pokeballs I want I wonder who's here Joe matter oh hmm huh not a good sign first a Pokemon battle going on where in our living room yeah come on holy Pokeball we gotta hide them where is everyone what happened here no clue don't blame me for it you know I'm busy playing over here popcorn I love it I need a minute what's up shorty that popcorn looks yummy hey give it to me forget it show me the mirror that was a bad idea oh cool movie I'm not having popcorn ever again everything all right so what do we do there's a lot of stuff play what are you doing hmm just sit at the table here's paper and pencil draw something a regular pencil okay here are my fire pencils wow wait these are not fire pencils oh wow you're the best babysitter there is what's on fire coming from the kitchen what get in the Pokeball before you burn the whole place down my dad it'd be safer to get Pikachu back you'll watch my sister I gotta go right on it I don't feel like it yeah I love gems what's that yeah that's a lot this is a robbery he stole a ton of food that's a lot of stuff again where did you get it from I stole it Pika what go pay for all the groceries Pizza I'm not lying Pikachu robbed my store oh looks like he paid after all um it's bedtime I'm hyper I wanna play fine hello there jiggly get her to sleep okay okay what's the way out I know what's that all about stop I'll cut out a cardboard ring and then I'll wrap it in glitter foam paper another cardboard ring and the same ring from regular foam paper next I joined the pieces into a circle with a little legs on you are gonna witness Magic there I place the speaker inside attaching teeny ears on top I think it needs AirPlay bangs whoa thanks we're identical microphone please hit the speaker I am so drowsy on the track well done look a new video hit the thumbs up here what is there a Loch Ness monster in our fish tank hey sis change the water oh I know who will help us Vaporeon I pick you oh he is pretty hey Pokemon would you give us a hand with water sure oh got it done next we'll fill the tank with clean water you really thought it through brother yes wake up you're gonna be late for school huh you gotta get to class can't I feel sick sick hmm that's weird here take your temperature on top of that it's raining raining are you nuts I'll be back in five minutes to check your temperature the thought of going to school kills me oh Pokemon hi baby would you help me out charm warm up the thermometer babe make it rain outside okay how is it going the thermometer is blazing and it's actually raining okay you can stay in the trick it worked you're my blame bro my phone is dead get lost gotta go faster bro help see no free sockets that's unfair fine I bought something you I Choose You ah the battery's dead give it to me hmm it worked dead again shoot can you do it we need something better here a piece of faux fur turns into a case there's even a pen and this piece of yellow felt will turn into okay a tail endears pretty nice now we'll cover a portable battery with this Pika case wow a power bank he got wow it slaps my phone will be charged at all times from now on bro you need a Pokemon I want to be a trainer okay why are they tiny spin it and open it okay maybe Pokemon get food when I imagined being a Pokemon trainer it wasn't like this watch another one let's see who's inside oh another baby that's not my bag being a Pokemon trainer is a lot of work these are all baby Pokemon and they lived happily ever after the end sweet dreams sis lights oh yay I can't sleep when it's dark okay fine what's the way to go it hit me a Pokeball night lamp yeah no monster can scare you now laughs good morning sis you want to play Pokemon no I feel like drawing today okay Pikachu lightning strike toy Pikachu you poor thing what happened to you I'll help you Pikachu is this your Pokeball I'll try to fix it let's go let's see what's wrong first things first we'll get rid of all these bugs and spiders they are everywhere seems like that was the last one you could use a nail trim to get rid of all the extra growth it's time to stitch you up now you are ready for a bath pouring in warm water hopefully this shampoo will do you love it a ton of bath foam is the key let's wash off this stubborn dirt look how handsome you are you're my Pokemon now I nearly forgot about the Pokeball how do I fix it I'll try did it actually work Pikachu are you there how do I get you out my phone is dead it's charged now see with my new Pokemon what Pikachu someone's starving I'll find you Pikachu it's just a matter of time let's see what on Earth is that you found a new owner not for long I'm coming to you wait up I see that where is he off to what's all that noise in the kitchen about oh no Pikachu what have you done how can a single Pokemon do that were you hungry why would you trash the kitchen though oh no my parents are coming keep you on the down low they'll be Shucks what happened here an explanation Patricia I took Pikachu home stitched him up feed them a tiny Pikachu turned into a huge Pokemon so he trashed the kitchen searching for food and went back into the Pokeball we're not buying that take it easy honey that's a nice story but you'll still have to clean up well I'll have to start somewhere putting the plant back the candy belongs in a jar now it's clean hmm Pikachu don't do that ever again still hungry fine I'll feed you just stay put is it good there are also cookies or a fast eater there is no more food left in the house still hungry in that case let's go to the store are you sure you'll finish this you have a big appetite have you seen this Pokemon no yeah who spoots you come on and get inside the Pokeball you're safe here have you seen this Pokemon really whatever got a rush this place is safe Pikachu come out tell me who scares you pika pika did your trainer lure you into a trap knowing how much you love snacks did Charmander stake you out did he attack you with a fire now I see why you're so scared there is there is nothing to be afraid of we're home Pikachu no messing around let's watch cartoons instead Pokemon it's Dad hide hey Dad lucky me just in time for the game dad what about cartoons I just have to make some popcorn where's the game is the remote broken or what oh good now oh Dad are you okay I'm not I'd rather go come back it's ready it's a class oh no it's then again oh I do I know Pikachu I Choose You yeah who's that Pika gotta teach them a lesson great job high five they might have seen something have you seen this Pokemon this seriously much obliged hang on I have to talk to Pikachu get back in the Pokeball please cat ugh rude Charmander I Choose You what Charmander go for it Pikachu you got this Charmander flamethrower whoops right don't give up lightning strike Char stop it Pikachu Charmander get back in the Pokeball you used up a lot of your power Pikachu get back inside the Pokeball no you can't hurt him again hurt what do you know Pikachu drives all his owners up the wall no one could handle them not even the most skilled trainers Pikachu what is this mess Pikachu out of here this is when Pikachu found me I was so happy I have been looking for him forever problem is here it's obnoxious he would bully other Pokemon he ate charmander's lunch shot him with lightning it was too much for Charmander to take that's the whole story you haven't been on your best behavior but I still love you I'm leaving Pikachu in good hands\n"