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That was really cool. But this, this is rad. Just a random thought. Our nut button matches the controller. It's fate (upbeat music). Same energy. That big nut energy. So you may recall. Years and years ago, we did a video on the Samsung Galaxy View. This was a special tablet with a giant display. And this is the brand new Samsung Galaxy View 2 (upbeat music).
I don't know why this exists. How much is a Samsung Galaxy View 2? - Only thirty dollars. Thirty dollars. A month. For how long? - Twenty months (laughing). Wait. That's six hundred dollars? What's the MSRP on this? - Oh wait, thirty seven dollars. MSRP is seven hundred and forty dollars.
So when you heard me say giant tablet, did you really know just how big this tablet was going to be? Oh it actually folds flat now though. That's nice. Oh this is totally different. It's a completely different hinge. So it's essentially, it's a giant tablet with a very large built-in kickstand. This way you're rocking down.
Say your boombox, you're like (upbeat music) Yeah, what up? Hey guys, this is Austin, and today Ken and I are going head to head. He has purchased some of the most expensive gaming gear on Amazon, whereas I'd chosen to go with a different route.
The screen is fine. The audio is actually pretty full, but the thing is, it almost kinda sounds a little bit echo-y because the speakers are on the back, so it kinda bounces against the stand. I don't quite understand why someone would buy this. I have a front facing camera. Think that's it though. Where's the camera? Oh it's up top.
I can barely see that there is no camera at all. It just has a front facing camera. I describe that as mediocre at best. But we look very happy, and that's really the most important thing. Imagine if you could take photos like this! Like, Come here, no, no, no, look this way! Say hi, hi Ken! You're actually totally like someone who was like that.
So when you were a kid, what was more fun than a pillow fight? - More fun than a pillow fight? Water gun fight? Whoa! Whoa! - What? Who wants to play with pillows. Not a bunch of little girls. I wanna get like super soakers out.
I'm going to ask one more time. What was more fun than a pillow fight? - A fight with fists? (Matt singing Socker Boppers jingle) - I forgot the words (upbeat music). (Clapping).
Does this mean I get to kick your ass now? - That's what Matt's here for. Oh no! Boo! All right, I'm not even going to ask how much these were. Wait, they weren't more than eleven dollars each. Okay, pretty reasonable.
Please be careful with that knife. Why? They inflate. Oh well yeah, I'm aware of how these things work, Matt. Thank you very much. So if you were not born in the nineties, or you're lame, you might not know what Socker Boppers are called. Whatever. Basically, you inflate them and then you beat up your friends, and your mom won't yell at you.
Probably. Inflate by first pinching valve at its base with your fingers while blowing (laughing) into the valve. - I'm doing that! - No no no no no no. That'll blow it up. That'll blow it up. You can blow it. It just takes like six or seven blows.
Just blow harder, Ken, blow harder. - I thought I'd heard that in my life. I just didn't think I'd hear that from you (blowing air). Nut. (laughing) Welcome to the first annual Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Bop 'N Punch Fest.
That's a different toy from the nineties. Okay, look, nostalgia. Gentleman, let's have a clean fight. - No. - Nothing below the belt. Unless you want to. We don't have a bell so... Nut. All right (laughing). No, no. No you put your foot down (laughing). You definitely got me in the face.
The world Sock 'Em Bop 'N Champion, Austin One-Foot Evans! (upbeat music) Well that's not the way MysteryTech was supposed to go.
WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey guys!This is Austin and Drop?Is this what Massdropchanged their name to?- Yes.So this is one of theirBounty Boxes, and it has-- Wait!Wait!Are you trying to tell methis is full of like mystery items?You get so lazy, youcouldn't even get stufffor Mystery Tech, youjust bought a random box?- This is theepitome of Mystery Tech'cause even I don't know what's in there.Well, I prescreened it,but I didn't take anything out.- Well, okay, all right.Well this is a lotta stuff.What?What?Wait, wait.How much is this box?Two hundred and fifty dollars.- Two (laughing) I don't,I'm not even gonna be mad.All right, so this is theKershaw Zing SS Knife.Whoo, so Kershaw actuallydoes make pretty nice knives.It seems,well, pretty dull, but that's fine.All right, we'll use thisto open everything else up.Well we have to start withLumenology portable motion light.This is,meh.This is not even good.What, what is this?(upbeat music)So this is a light.Is it bright, Ken?You're not even on the camera!You're not even paying attention!- I'm tryna- Ken!- I'm tryna seehow much of a value -- Look, look!I'm in front of the camera,and you're not doing anything right now.- How long does it take?- Don't worry about it.(suspenseful music)- Okay.Okay, it's off now.Now if I get up rightnow, it should turn on.Everyone ready?- Yes.- Ahhh!It literally works, it works.Great Mystery Tech item, Ken.- Cool, how much do you think it ison its own?- Thirty dollars.- Forty.(Austin singing Twilight Zone theme song)- So right now we have sixtyfive dollars worth of valueout of our two hundred fifty dollar box.Let's see what else we have.A ForeverSpin CNC top.Oh it's made out of titanium!Ooh wait, how much is this?A ForeverSpin titanium top?- That is forty-seven dollars.- Forty-seven dollars for a titanium top.Titanium top is a fun thing to say.A titanium top.(upbeat music)Okay!That's not particularlyworth forty-seven dollars.However, it's okay.None of this stuff is trash.The BGVP DMG.Ultimate quality six driverhybrid in your ear phones.Isn't the whole point ofan earphone to be in ear?- Also I would take outI see a topping thing over there.I'm pretty sure that'sa DAC and amp of some -- Ooh!This goes together.Ah...Well it supports high res audio wireless.Interesting.- That's cool.- So my guess is this isa hundred fifty bucks?- Hundred fifty nine.- Hundred fifty nine, okay.And then how 'bout that amp?I'm going to say one twenty.- I see it rightnow on sale for one eighty.- Ooh!- When it's noton sale, two twenty.- So essentially right now,the headphones and the amp areabout the price of the box.- So not bad.- I mean, not terrible,but it's very dependent onis this something you actually want?Hey Ken?This didn't come with a power adapter.- What?No, it's bus powered.- Is it bus powered though?No.- Are you sure it didn't come with one?No way.There's no way.- Wait, I thought I saw one.Oh wait, no.I plugged it in already.I plugged it in like thirty seconds ago.(laughing)- How have you been -like operating for the past ten years?I don't understand.How old is the channel?- People look to you for advice.- Oh, well that fits pretty welljust with the standard ear tips.That's actually a surprisingly good seal.Like that's really killinglike pretty much any noise.(clicking)- Ooh!You hear that?(clicking)Oh yeah!That's what I'm talking about.All right, crank it down,so I don't accidentallyblow my ears out.Let's listen to the new Madeon.Holy (beep).(upbeat music)What the (beep)?It's incredible just howmuch separation there isbetween the differentsegments of the audio, right?I mean, the bass feels likeit's in its own little pocket.The highs are in their own little pocket.Like it's so clear.Okay, okay, okay.After listening to themfor a little bit longer,they're not like the mostincredible thing ever.There are a couple ofheadphones that I've listened towhich are a little bit better,but I mean, when we'regetting into this kind oflevel of being an audiophile,it's like a game of inches, right?I mean another thousanddollars might get youtwo percent better here, andfive percent better here.I mean this is incredible.Like this is seriouslysome of the best sounding,definitely for sure thebest sounding headphoneswe've ever had on Mystery Tech.Like it's not even close.The only things I've listened to that arebetter than this are like thereally insanely high-end stuff.And honestly,Dude, these are really nice.Like I legit wanna likestart carrying these.Like they're small enough,they're portable enough.I dunno if I need this DACto actually drive them,so I dunno if I necessarilywant to use it with my phone.But super super impressive.All right, your lazy Massdrop excursionwas actually a success.This stuff was pretty solid.Except for this.This was a little bit much.Is that the Razer Blackwidow Lite?- Yes it is.- Didn't we do avideo on this last year?Or earlier this year?- Yes.- And that's theOpto-Mechanical switch that(mechanical clicking)That's what I love.That we did a video on last year.Okay, I'm sensing a Razer theme here.Razer switches, Razer switches.- Nut.- I don't see whereyou're going with this.- So I might've foundthe next best button ever.- I don't think you did.Okay.It's just a pillow.It's just an enter key-a what, oh.I thought it was just an enter key pillow.(laughing)This is really just an enter key?Is this all this does?- Yes.(laughing)- Aight, I'm in, I'm in.Sign me up.Let's go to YouTube.com/thisis, maybe?- Can you stop promotingThis Is for one minute?- Ready?(Austin laughing)Yep, it worked.That's it.The end.End the video.Thanks for watching.The enter button works.All right.Let's go to (keyboard tapping)(laughing)Okay.We're going to tweetusing the enter button.Oh wait.I'm just spacing my tweet down.Control enter.- Okay fine.Ready?And...Sent.This is how I will tweet from now on.The people on Twitter alreadyknow that we're shootingMystery Tech right now.Congratulations!You figured it out.You see weird things on Twitter,you know it's Mystery Tech time.- Nut- We got a gift fromour friends at Microsoft.- Oh!(laughing)So actually I do know what this is.This is the brand new GearsFive edition of the Xbox One X.So Microsoft, they verygraciously provided it,and Ken shoehorned it in as Mystery Tech,but I know what this one is.Oh actually, I haven't seen it yet.It looks really cool.Microsoft, I apologizefor using the nut buttonto introduce your wonderful product,which I'm sure you took many many hours,and you wanted to comeand hand deliver it to usbecause we're such good friends.You really deserve better than that.However, even I'm not above a good- Nut- Joke.Yo, okay, that's actually pretty cool.So its got like thediamond grips on the backand it actually even has likea real medal little emblem.Its even got like the triggers, too.The textured triggers.This actually might be one of the coolestXbox controllers I've seen.Dude are you serious right now?If you look really closely, you can seethat this part is actually inlaid,so there's like the front plastic piece,and then you can seethat it's a clear pieceon top of the actual Gears logo.Oh dude, the cracks are even real.Like they're actuallyetched into the console.Oh dude look it's evengot like the Horde logoon the bottom with the snow.This is really cool.It's actually got tons of -- Nut- Thanks.That's a well placed nut.Yo that is absolutely thecoolest limited edition Xbox.I liked the Minecraftversion of the One S.That was really cool.But this,this is rad.- Just a random thought.Our nut button matches the controller.- It's fate.(upbeat music)- Same energy.- That big nut energy.So you may recall.Years and years ago,we did a video on the Samsung Galaxy View.This was a special tabletwith a giant display.And this is the brand newSamsung Galaxy View 2.(upbeat music)I don't know why this exists.How much is a Samsung Galaxy View 2?- Only thirty dollars.- Thirty dollars.- A month.- For how long?- Twenty months.(laughing)- Wait.(whooshing)That's six hundred dollars?What's the MSRP on this?- Oh wait, thirty seven dollars.MSRP is seven hundred and forty dollars.- So when you heard me say giant tablet,did you really knowjust how big this tablet was going to be?Oh it actually folds flat now though.That's nice.Oh this is totally different.It's a completely different hinge.So it's essentially, it's a giant tabletwith a very large built-in kickstand.This way you're rocking down.Say your boombox, you're like(upbeat music)Yeah, what up?- Hey guys this is Austin, and todayKen and I are going head to head.He has purchased someof the most expensivegaming gear on Amazon,whereas I'd chosen to gowith a different route.- The screen is fine.The audio is actually pretty full,but the thing is,it almost kinda sounds a little bit echo-ybecause the speakers are on the back,so it kinda bounces against the stand.I don't quite understandwhy someone would buy this.I have a front facing camera.I think that's it though.Where's the camera, oh it's up top.I can't, yeah, it justhas a front facing camera.I describe that as mediocre at best.But we look very happy, and that's reallythe most important thing.Imagine if you couldtake photos like this!Like, Come here, no,no, no, look this way!Say hi, hi Ken!You're actually totally belike someone who was like that.- So when you were a kid,What was more fun than a pillow fight?- More fun than a pillow fight?Water gun fight?- Whoa! Whoa!- What?Who wants to play with pillows.Not a bunch a little girls.I wanna get like super soakers out.- I'm going to ask one more time.What was more fun than a pillow fight?- A fight with fists?(Matt singing Socker Boppers jingle)- I forgot the words(upbeat music)(clapping)- Does this mean I getto kick your ass now?- That's what Matt's here for.- Oh no!Boo!All right.I'm not even gonna askhow much these were.Wait, they weren't more than$19.95, were they?- They were eleven dollars each.- Okay, pretty reasonable.- Please becareful with that knife.- Why.- They inflate.- Oh well yes.I'm aware of how these things work, Matt.Thank you very much.So if you were not born in the nineties,or you're lame,you might not know theseSock 'Em Boppers are theSocker Boppers?I don't know what these are called.Whatever.Basically, you inflate them,and then you beat up your friends,and your mom won't yell at you.Probably.Inflate by first pinchingvalve at its basewith your fingers while blowing(laughing) into the valve.- I'm doing that!- No no no no no.That'll blow it up.That'll blow it up.You can blow it.It just takes like six or seven blows.Just blow harder, Ken, blow harder.- I thought I'd heard that in my life.I just didn't thinkI'd hear that from you.(blowing air)- Nut.(laughing)- I don't like any of this.- You walked right into that one.(laughing)Welcome to the first annual Rock 'EmSock 'Em Bop 'N Punch Fest.That's a different toy from the nineties.- Okay, look, nostalgia.- Gentleman, let's have a clean fight.- No.- Nothing below the belt.Unless you want to.We don't have a bell so- Nut.- All right.(laughing)No, no.No you put your foot down.(laughing)(grunting)- You definitelygot me in the face.- The world Sock 'Em Bop 'NChampion, Austin One-Foot Evans!(upbeat music)Well that's not the way MysteryTech was supposed to go.
