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I'm at a hotel, and there's a huge indoor poop... I mean, pool! We're all going swimming in it later, and I think this is going to be my favorite trip ever! That's not very sanitary, what the heck? I only typed "banana" haha. Help!

Sometimes when you type HAHAHA, it will either correct it to "banana" or make you look like an insane laughing person. Happens to me too, bro.

Hardly do you go blind with how many times autocorrect has confused us, right? I'm trying to understand what you wrote, but have you ever had the feeling that your words just got lost in translation?

I was up too late last night and am exhausted being giggly. Stupid autocorrect! I was trying to say "ugh ha face boob" - it's really starting to annoy me.

Hey mom, I was one batting... what are we going to do tomorrow? You were WOM batting... wait, what?

I'm wondering, is that it? Mixing pondering and questioning. I guess we're just going with that.

I have a week until my water breaks - Easter break! Was like OMG Alex, why doesn't your dad ever do anything? I don't know; he just never does.

I saw this really funny Batman image on tumblr... yes, phone! I meant Phil Collins (not pun).

Autocorrect strikes again. I'm sending this to Martha, what's wrong with my name?

Matthias corrects to Mathar in your phone? Really? Well... Okay.

What a great axon plushness carries its iroh. Thank god I'm keeping it in my peniscase pencil!

Oh Courtney, don't think so, but I can call them maybe I won't bring... then to sleep I promise, haldanewho's that?

And down there, it tries to correct \\\

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