Introduction to Windows Crap Edition 9
As Tanya began her demonstration of Windows Crap Edition 9, she expressed excitement about the new features and innovations in the system. She mentioned that one of the key features was dual-screen support, which allowed her to finally use those screens as intended. However, it quickly became apparent that there were some issues with the operating system.
Crashing and Loading Issues
Tanya attempted to boot up Windows Crap Edition 9, but it crashed shortly after loading. She then had to navigate through the EULA, which she was not interested in reading. When she tried to cancel the process, her computer decided to format her hard drive instead of proceeding as expected. Tanya quipped that this was a "beautiful start" to the demo.
Windows Error Messages
As Tanya continued with the demo, she encountered various error messages and warnings throughout the system. One notable example was the appearance of an Adobe Flash Player update notification, which was later revealed to be incorrect. The system also crashed again when trying to run the Dora Explorer app, prompting Tanya to search for options to quit all other running applications.
User Interface Issues
Tanya struggled with the Windows Crap Edition 9 user interface, finding it clunky and difficult to navigate. When attempting to open Steam, she was met with a confusing interface that displayed particles instead of her desired gameplay experience. The system also crashed when trying to play Portal in the game's GUI mode.
Voice Recognition and Sound Issues
Tanya noted that Windows Crap Edition 9 had compatibility issues with voice recognition software, specifically citing an error message that read "upgrades your ugliness." She also expressed frustration with the system's sound drivers, stating that they were not compatible with her voice.
Downloading and Installing Software
As part of the demo, Tanya attempted to download Firefox using the built-in downloader. However, the process was marred by a series of errors and warnings, including an error message that read "press any key to continue." The system also crashed when trying to install other software applications, such as Firefox Downloader.
Calculator and Calculator Error
Tanya used the calculator app on Windows Crap Edition 9, but it proved to be malfunctioning. When attempting to calculate simple arithmetic problems, the calculator displayed incorrect results, such as 2 + 2 = 10. Tanya tried to calibrate the calculator by pressing shift and enter multiple times, only to have it quit abruptly.
Other Application Issues
Tanya also encountered issues with other applications on Windows Crap Edition 9, including Sheep Shaver and Skype. When attempting to launch Sheep Shaver, she was met with an error message that read "the application has launched successfully, but must be closed." The system also crashed when trying to run other applications, prompting Tanya to seek options for quitting them.
Rebooting the System
Throughout the demo, Tanya found herself repeatedly rebooting Windows Crap Edition 9 in an attempt to resolve various issues. Each time the system failed to launch or respond correctly, she was forced to restart it from scratch. Despite her frustration, Tanya continued with the demo, even attempting to purchase other software products, including a catalog and window cleaner.
Conclusion
As Tanya finished her demonstration of Windows Crap Edition 9, she expressed a sense of relief that the system had finally been shut down. The demo was marked by numerous errors, crashes, and compatibility issues, making it clear that this operating system was not ready for prime time. Despite the challenges, Tanya remained good-natured throughout the demonstration, even finding humor in some of the error messages and unexpected outcomes.
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enyou you hello don't forget again but I could do again another demo great software that's probably better than pool OS which I demoed last time anyway children could not be here today I don't know what happened to win but anyway I'm gonna show you Windows crap Edition 9 yay ok loading crap Edition 9 I'm Tanya the innovations in the system are great I wonder what new features it had dual screen support yeah I could finally use those screens I'm so excited oh my gosh those great support let's see what else hmm ah crap it crashed anyway let's boot it up hmm a EULA I'm not reading that I'm gonna cancel all that's not good I can't deny the EULA hey the system booted successfully I guess I have to format my hard drive I'm not that stupid haha oh that's a beautiful start let's see an update for Adobe Flash Player is unavailable then why did the window pop up in the first place continue ooh mommy mode this is one of the good features I want to talk about because it's probably more knowing than UAC for those of you who do not know what you AC is good for you hmm let's see continue yes I am sure continue please whoops-a-daisy it looks like that exe has crashed oh well let's get out of this okay so let's go to the menu and we've got lots of options we have Dora Explorer dad exe okay windows memory air to run this application you must quit all other apps press cancel to abort the operation there's no cancel button what do I do I guess I press ok here we go so this is Dora the Explorer and I don't like this so I'm gonna close this let me go to the menu and steam hmm I guess it just makes steam all these particles that's not what I wanted I wanted steam to play my games I wanted to play Portal in the guimard in the TIF - and the voice speech recognition oh crap let's see Windows crap Edition that is incompatible with your ugliness whatever the ugliness of your voice please upgrade your voice that's impossible by the way bTW upgrade your sound drivers thanks and have a horrible day error a 55 that spells ass hahaha ok hmm let's see what else we got in here Firefox downloader ok hmm Firefox downloader I'm going to download Firefox hell this breakup I'll go get some coffee or something I do not drink coffee I'm hyper enough I do not need any more coffee thank you know why bye bye bye bye bye press any key to continue okay know something I get out of here oh it's annoying stop oh there we go rebooting the system here we go Birbal class pass there we go president of to make a cake the cake is a lie I knew it was a lie I always knew it was a lie Pressey to continue hmm it stopped working well crap close the dang thing let's see that's what also calculator okay but the window keeps moving I can't stop it what is it boy what's it doin the 2+2 equals 10 press ENTER it is right but if it is wrong I guess I got to calibrate the calculator okay let's see 2 plus 2 equals 10 that is wrong shift shift and pressing shift Oh the application was quit but we don't know why Ivo kind of excuses that close the dang window thank you let's see sheep shaver that can't fail okay here we go the successfully bla bla the application has launched successfully must be closed okay Tasha do not again reboot the system here at all okay okay no flash update the video game jokes book ha do not click as he window okay hmm haha funny jokes let's see what's the best the computer want to went to see his boss to get his paycheck and the boss asked would you like to be paid in RAM or cash ah that's hilarious oh crap I guess it wasn't kidding when I told me not to Purcell party I guess I got an error message holy f s DK and arrows he could arrow shot now that exe is fail to deploying long error message let me close this get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way oh no not again please stop this okay rebooting the system again I laced boots fast me very good see for those four windows catalog to get some more of windows products window cleaner for only $4.99 okay good deal that's pi so the house what are you talking about try again please let me go oh no no not again the system is gone completely insane please fix this okay rebooting machine here we go oh you know it's pretty amazing that my screen recorder Oh what was that I I hope I hear skype notifications escape even open I don't think Skype is even open that does not make any sense I don't get it hmm all right weird glitch don't understand but let's continue okay but everything else in the system does let's see for dogs well that was about everything I think whoops this button is only 4 left clicker sucks to be you ah ah get out okay hmm let's see while I get shut down is the last thing shut down that exe is failed what are you talking about you crazy son of a enter over here what did the developer not enter in the air the information bsod launcher that exe is failed to launch starting hot shutdown hmm well that's very interesting well I hope you enjoyed this demo of Windows crap Edition 9 I don't know why I'm maxing keeps a changing but anyway I hope you like cake good bye you\n"
