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**Precautions Against Strong WiFi Energies**

All right, let's see what we've got today, my friends. Whatever could we have inside this generic brown box? That sounded like, very mentally, and not good when it was meditated on the table.

So this is to prevent you from frying your brain with those strong wifi energies. Ken, do I put my phone in here to keep Bill Gates from hacking the matrix or something?

I hate, I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

As far as I understand, - Yeah.

This little contraption is made so that you can put your router in there to eliminate most of the harmful wifi energies.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- All right, let's see whatwe've got today, my friends.Whatever could we have insidethis generic brown box?That sounded like, very metally,and not good when Islammed it on the table.- So this is to prevent youfrom frying your brain withthose strong wifi energies.- Ken, do I put my phonein here to keep Bill Gatesfrom hacking the matrix or something?I hate, I hate this.I hate this.I hate this.- As far as I understand,- Yeah.- This little contraption is madeso that you can put your routerin there to eliminate mostof the harmful "harmful" EMF frequenciesthat can cause you bodily damage.- That might be the****ing stupidest thingyou've ever said in your life.I mean, this is just a box.Is there anything, this is literally it?- Yes.- The whole item?- So, first of allI don't see any reason whythis would stop anything shortof if you're microwavingsomething, second of allif you're trying to keepharmful electromagnetic wavesfrom your router fromescaping, that's just wifi.So you might as welljust not use your router.So to prove that this $160 pileof sh** is actually a pile of sh**.We're going to do a littlescientific experiment.I don't have a router on me.So instead I'm going to tether oneof my phones using my other phone.Okay. So we're gonna take myiPhone is going to be on 5Gwhich kind of let that sit right there.So we'll capture all the 5G boogie men.Then I'm going to turn tetheringtether this OnePlus to theiPhone to a speed test.Then we're going to putthe actual shield on,and see if there's any difference.And either it will do nothing.In which case we wasted our$160 or it will kill the wifi.In which case, we will have wasted $160and made our wifi router useless.(laughter)Well, this is not really a cage issue.This is a, I don't have greatservice in the office issue.0.3 megabits down.(groans)All right.Well, let's see what happenswhen we put the cage on.I bet it's going to be the same.If not slightly worse.Oh, actually wait.Perfect, I need a littlebit of extra protection.- Oh!All right, let's go aheadand run another speed testand see what we got here.Oh, oh, oh.Oh, this is very exciting.It fell off wifi.I guess it works.I don't see the phoneanymore and I hang up.I take it off.(Ken laughing)Hold on, hold on.I'm on OnePlus, 9 Pro.wait, wait. I'm getting seven megabits.Wait, wait, wait, hold on.Hold on.Is this actually on the OnePlus?or did I fall off the network?I know, is actually on the OnePlus?This is revolutionary.We've now gotten 10 timesthe speed with the cage on!Wow, it really works!It cuts out all the negative stuffor it's not that thisthing is complete garbage.Hang on.Let me see it, wait.Oh, oh, I felt the frequency.This is so dumband take it from a guywho's wearing a tinfoil hat.You can't just blockthe harmful full wavesof wifi while still having wifi.That's what. I need tune toa new, different frequency.Hang on.Ah, there you go.Ah, I feel better now.I feel better now.Is there any mystery tech yet?Hey, look at that.Even got it.So, these are the Beats Studio Buds.Timeout.True wireless earbudswith USB-C charging case.Well, let me just, we're donewith the AirPods Pros whilethat actually went flying.- Yeah. Have younever dropped them before?- I've done that before.It's fine.Here's another one.I don't think you'regonna follow me over here.I have never been a massive fanof the way that beats sound typicallybut in recent years, they'veactually gotten a lot better.- Wait, that.(laughter)- What? What?- Do you know what Spam Musubi is?- Oh, the way it's wrapped right here?So the case, a little bit biggercompared to the AirPods Prowhich is always a concern, right?So we're going to do thelittle side pocket check.So does this fit oh, easy, easy.There you go.Look at that.Instantly, Beat StudioBuds, please connect.Oh, oh, these are actually really small.Wait a minute.So that case is really deep.When you put the sideby side with an AirPodyou completely lose the stem and itbecause of that, it's much, much smaller.Okay. Actually let me put thisin the ear and see how it actually soundsand specifically how it feels.That feels pretty decent, actually.I will say, I really like how you canpinch the stems on AirPods Pro.So you actually haveto push it a little bitwhich the way that thebutton is positioned meansthat you have to kinda likeshove it into your ear.So I'll say $450 Bluetooth headphones.The high res audio side ofthe apple music doesn't reallymatter too much to me.Like when I'm using thesethings, I'm not sitting downfor some master full experiencewhere I'm plugging itinto a DAC and all this kind of stuff.What I care about,really, is does this spatialaudio make it difference?Nice space.That's pretty good.Woo.Wow.First impression.Pretty good.There's some punch there.That's a little, little scoopy though.I'll say, not as bad as previous beats.It's a little scoopy in the mids, right?There's a lot of highs, a lot of lows.- That's Beats.So no as spacial audioon with the AirPods Prolet's see how this sounds.I can, I can hear a difference.Yeah. That's actually afairly large difference.Okay. So I'm going to givemy first impression here.I may change my mind afterspending more time with itthe spatial audio, if you've ever listenedto like gaming headphones,the do like virtual surroundsound. It's kind of thatsimilar effect where you're notnecessarily hearingdifferent parts of the songbut it seems like the soundstagehas been expanded, right?If you've ever gone back andforth between like an openand closed pair of headphones, it's almostlike this is trying to simulate that,specifically, with this song.The mix actually doessound somewhat different.You can tell going back to back,but this specifically sounds good.Like it does sound like I'm much more.I can kind of place theinstruments around me.It's interesting.Oh boy.Is that more mystery tech?That's my favorite thing.What's the Realme GT?- Why don't youopen it and find out?Thanks for sponsoring today's video.- All right.Let's see what's inside thisvery expensive looking Realme.GT box.Oh, oh, we got the whole set up here.So no.Do we have the Realme GT?We also have the Realme Buds Air 2,and a 50-watt mini USB-C charger.So, not only does thishave this Snapdragon 8888,but it also is 65 Watts,super dark charge.120 Hertz display and aSony 64 megapixel camera.So this is an example of thestainless steel cooling system.Apparently, will changeits color when you wave itover a lighter, anything heats up.Oh, okay.All right.We're going to heat this up.This is wildly unnecessary, but why not?(tool whirring)Oh, look at that, wow.Immediately turns.- I mean, to be fair,like phones don't getas hot as a heat gun.- No, but that's cool tosee how quickly it worksHow much is this again?- 450 euros.- Seems like a pretty good deal.So if you're interestedin learning more aboutthe Realme GT.Definitely be sure tocheck it out at the linkin the description and thankyou very much to Realmefor sponsoring thisportion of Mystery Tech.Okay.Is this just themystery tech where I lookat a PC that's sitting here.This is this, this, this is it.This is the episode today.I just,oh.Okay, then.So this, my friends is theRazor Huntsman analog keyboard.Now you might be wondering.Analog? isn't that forsquares built in 1993?Now a normal keyboard isfairly straightforward.Even mechanical keyboard.You press the key.The end.Now, normally the way this works isthat you're going to alwaysget that same field, right?Every single key press is the same.However, with this keyboard,you can actually customize it.So say you want your WASD keys to actuallyas soon as you push downlike a millimeter or soor you can even have on the same keypress two actions bound.If that doesn't sound exciting to you.Then, you're not a keyboard nerd.I'm pretty sure this is not cheap.- $250.- So, um. Yeah, it better be good.So, before we even plug this thing in.The real test is always, how does it feel?So.Ooh.Wow.That's actually not bad.You can almost tell it almostsounds like as damped, huh?- We just so happen to have the Apex Profrom Steel Series, which hasthe same exact kind of gimmick.Oh man, that actually isreally similar, isn't it?Although, I like--- The razors more solid,which I'm surprised about.- Oh!Okay Then.the Logitech Pro Super Light.Now I've actually been playingaround a little bit withsome of the super light mice.Specifically, the gloriousPC gaming, whatever they,what's the name of that company?It's Glorious PC gaming company.What, it's something like that, right?Cause they're basically trying to say PCMRbut they're saying it in a different way.Do you know what I'm talking about?- Are you, are you making this up?- No, no, no.You know what I'm talking about?- It is in fact, Glorious PC Gaming Race.- Yeah, Glorious PC Gaming Race.Regardless. I use the...what's the white?- The model, the Model O Wireless.Model O Wireless. Thank you.Now, um, I do just say thispackaging is very nice.Well, let me, uh,(sniffing)I don't actually knowwhy I smell my fingers.- Why?!Every time!- Okay. It's fine.- You always smell the fingers!- I'm preparing to pick it up!All right. Are we all ready?That's not light at all.That's, that's...- I mean,- It's okay.It's not as light as Ithought it was going to be.All right, all right,let's let's unwrap it.Let's give it a fair shot.Oh, that's a big mark against it.Micro USB. Not USB-C.Now it does allow you to plug it in.It's got the little like Clasp,so it'll hold on.And it won't fall outduring your rigorous gaming.So 25,000 DPI click tensioningsystem, onboard memoryzero additive, PTFE feet.And it weighs 63 grams.Matt, can you fact check me?How much does the Model O weight?This is similar.It feels like it's likefront heavy, right?Like you can see if I justkind of hold it like this,kinda like wants to fall forward.Now maybe that's going to be helpfulwhen I'm actually gaming.- Normal Model O weighs is 67 grams.Model O Minus, the lighter one, is 58.- 58, okay. So it ispretty close. All right.I'll give them that.That's probably close enoughthat I actually can't tell the difference.- What I think ishilarious is that your mouseand keyboard combo right now,cost more than most of our viewer's PCs.- How much does the super-light cost?- $150.- $400!- It cost a hundred. Wait, what?Model O wireless is $80.- I don't like the holes!- Okay. So Inside the Logitech software,we've got the super light.So if I open it up, but Imean, this is all reallystandard stuff or you cancreate macros and whatnotbut I mean, we're literallytalking about a mousethat has two main buttons, awheel and two side buttons.Like there's not a lot of stuffthat you're going to want todo with this. Let'slaunch Synapse, shall we?And see what we've got herebecause I think Synapse canbe a little bit more exciting.Thank you, Razor for not making me sign upto your stupid thing.I can't stand it.You know, Nvidia. I'mgoing to call you out.Stop making me log into youraccount every time I need toupdate my drivers.And yes, I know youdon't actually have to.You can download it sideways,but it's, it's, it's annoying.So this device requires aUSB 3.0 to work properly.So I plugged it intoUSB two out of instinctbut it actually wants meto flip over to USB 3.0so all right, fair.So we can automatically set theactuation to 1.5 millimetersall the way to 3.6 and you canchange the customer releaseand or you can sync that actuation.So right now when I pressthe cue key, I should onlypress it a little bit.Yeah. See, I just barelypressed in a little bitand it counts.If I press W.I have to press it all the way down- For $250, you can chaseand find reviews onlineof switches and just makeyour own damn keyboardfor a fraction or even the same price.And just get higher quality stuff.- I mean, I'm, I'mhappy with the keyboard.Like, I mean, it feels good.I think it looks good.Some of the Synapse stuff is nice.- Yeah, but If you wantthe customization of it.At 250 bucks, you mightas well just do thesearching yourself at that pointunless you really want to havesomething that's pre-built,and mostly premium,but that gimmick is not worthit for $250 unfortunately.- It's one of those thingswhere, if you're really hardcorethen you can get some useout of that analog sort of feature.- Or profile.- Yeah, yeah.Yeah. And like having likedifferent actuation pointsfor different keys make sense.But the thing is youdon't get, like it's notphysical changing anythingwith the key, right?It's not like you press it one.It's a little bit one thatkind of drops down a lot.It's all done in software, right?Build it yourself, moral of the story.- Except for the mouse.- Except don't build mice yourself.That sounds hard.Just like buy a Model O.You'll be fine.I would argue, I would pause it.I would say that mysterytech is a valuable memberof society that offers Marques pillows.and other such things, whereI've made it very difficultfor the editors to cutout that very long rant.All right.Did you purchase these?or is Marques secretly sponsoringthis episode of Mystery Tech?- These were a present from Andy.- Oh!Thanks Andy.Sorry. Immediately,when it comes to AustinEvans, the professional pillowreviewer here on YouTubeI am going to do what is the ultimatelyimportant thing to do to a pillow.(sniffing)(exhales)(sniffing)(exhales)Yeah, they smell fine.What is it? Uh.Oh, no.Wait.- There is one pillow that is finer.- Is that a hash brown?You just give me a giantMcDonald's hash brown?Who's Cactus Jack?Oh, Cactus Jack.Wait,Cactus Jack.I know cactus Jack.Where do I know Cactus Jack?- You should know this.- Cactus Jack sounds so familiar to me.So this is the Travis Scottchicken nugget body pillow.Did you just say Travis Scott?How much did you spend on aTravis Scott chicken nugget body pillow?And if it is more than $4.99with free dipping sauce,I'm going to be upset.- Stock X has it at $140.Well, cuddle action here.Here we go.Just look, don't worry about it.Mmm, You can't hear me anymore.My mics touching the pillow.This is really comfy actually.- There's way too much gyrating.How do you get on a body pillow?There's a little gyration involved, man.This is probably the most comfortable itemI've ever laid on.As part of filming anepisode of Mystery Tech.You know why that is?Because I've never actuallylaid on a body pillow before.I see why you have such abig collection of these, Ken.One of our fine friends sends over someof their merch, you know,it's like, oh yeah, you knowcan you take a look at it?And maybe like tweet it out or something?I don't think anyone expected.This would be the waythat I would tell you tovisit the link in the description to checkout the limited edition MKBHDThrowboys available for alow, low price of $69.95.Uh,uh?- So, believe it or not.- I don't believe it.- We went to Frank and Son and we cameacross a booth that weweren't expecting to find.And we saw this thing and waslike, yes, we need to do this.- Okay. I see glass.Oh!Look at that!That's actually pretty cool.So does that mean we getrid of the chalk one?- Not exactly but.- Maybe- That was the intent.- That was the plan.Normally, I would hassle you guys onhow much did you spend on this?But I'm sure it was affordableand totally worth it.- Six.- Six, What?- Six.- $6?- No.- $60, that's a pretty good deal.No?Six, I don't know what...There's no other numbersthat start with six.- Okay. Yeah. We'll go with that one.- $600.- US dollars?- Yes.- Yeah.- Euros.- Well, that's worse.(laughter)How's that look?Ken, is that our new sign oris that way or it's way too big?- This light.Uh, it's a black void too.This would work better on likean office wall that it would for here.- So, this goes intomy new personal office.- How come you get an office?You're not even here half the time.What?!- That's not true.I'm just gonna take this.I'll see you guys later.You asked for it and asked for it.It's finally time.So just as we promised,we hit 5 million subscriberstook 12 years of making videosto hit 5 million subscribers.But a promise is a promise.It's time to crack open the Tesla tequila.I don't even have the words.I feel like I should havelike, planned something.Cause it feels very celebratorybut it has truly been incredibleto not only have this manyepisodes of Mystery Tech.Which will have had the channel to be upand running for so long.It's crazy.Right? I mean, 12 years agoI was some 16 year old kid,literally in my mom'sbasement, making videos.I used to get mad at my dadbecause the kitchen was right above me.He'd be walking around likecooking stuff and I'd be like"I'm trying to record a video here!"We've gone from thatto the whole team here,Making Mystery Tech.Making main channel stuff.It's an emotional day.It feels good.I pull it straight up.Oh actually I got to cut the,I got to remove the seal.Okay, look.we might be 12 yearsand 5 million subscribers then,but we're not that fancy.So, of course, mystery techis not something that we makeby ourselves.So, everyone come, come on in, come on in.This is a celebration.You're very excited for the tequila.I'm going to go aheadand crack it open rightnow for the first time.We're almost there.Hey!- Oh!- All right.That.(sniffing)Whew!That's in tequila right there, my friend.(laughter)- Yep. Nope.Yep. That's definitely tequila.- How much is thing again?- A lot of money, don't worry about it.- Well, it's not for sale anymore.At StockX, it's several hundred dollars.- Now, as you can kind of seewhy they don't design glasses like this.I made an absolute mess here.- You spilled roughly$77 worth of tequila.(laughter)- Every mill. We're goingto do this exact same thing.- Every million of subscribers?- I mean, Look! We didn'teven put a dent in it.- That's!- Look.- Remember, this is, this doesn't count.- So it'll take us eight mill.- They'll take us to 8 million.Well to the first 5 million subscribers,the first like 700episodes of Mystery Tech.Thank you, guys, very, very muchfor watching, and thank youvery much for subscribing.Ready?It's actually pretty good.That's actually really not bad- Actually, yeah, thatwas better than I thought.(laughter)- I can actually get behind that.- Everyone's like, "One more!"Thank you very much for watching.Thank you very much for subscribing,and thank you very much for supporting usfor the last 12 years.- And here's the next 12.(laughter)- Don't make me cry.(laughter)- Don't make me cry.Tears of anguish.