Keyboard Monitor MYSTERY TECH!

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- I'm sensing something,it's coming quickly.There's an item on theway from "Mystery Tech".I can feel it, it's gonnacome out of the table.I caught it.Levitating Bluetooth speaker.You got me a UFO speaker?- Yes.- All right, I'm down.- Woo.- So we've got the actual speaker itself,which looks very unidentifiable.- (laughs) It doesactually look like a UFO.- Whoa, oh.- Oh.- That's kind of cool.- Okay.I don't think I did that right.- That's not how you do...- All right, maybe I shouldread the instructions.So I need to hold it slightly above,move it vertically andthen release it, okay.So I'm gonna carefully position this.Well, it's leveling, it'salmost like zero gravity.Oh no, no, no,stay in the middle, stay in the middle.Stay, stay.Stay.Stay!- I guarantee you I will get it first try.- Go ahead.- Just gotta find the point.(speaker clunks)(Austin and Ken laughing)Never mind, I lied.- All right, watch,Matt's actually gonna do it first try.I believe in Matt.- How many Overclockemployees does it take to put?- We don't have enough.(speaker clunks)- Okay.- We're already overheated.- Hold, hold, hold, hold on, okay, okay.Plan B, plan B, plan B, plan B.- Okay, it's floating.- Yeah, we did it.- Edit team, you can compositethis in After Effects?(speaker whirring)That was not a fun.- Did you make that noise?- No, that was not a fun sound.- It's overheating.Okay.- Woo, woo.Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait.Oh, that was it.Here, here, here, here, ready, you ready?- Yeah.Oh.- Let's go.Oh, it's vibrating.(spooky music)- Is this video sponsored by the aliens?- How that's what you went to,the only thing that goesthrough Austin's mind is,"What's the sponsor for this video?"And after meeting Austinthey immediately said,"There's no intelligentlife on this planet."(Austin laughing)- Dibs.I didn't even get it out the box yet,you can't call dibs.TheFicihp K2, multifunctional touch keyboard.What the Ficihp is this?- Oh, that's a chunky.- Okay.This feels nice.You know what this reminds me of?Are the Asus laptopsthat have the screen.- Oh, you're right.- With a ergo lift and whatnot.- Yeah, but thishas a real keyboard on it.- It does, yeah,obviously that's a fullmechanical keyboard.Although that feels like a$30.00 mechanical keyboard.Theoretically, if I plugthis single USB-C cableinto a device that has fullUSB-C with power delivery,and DisplayPort, and everythingit will power my display andmy keyboard all over one cable.- Oh.- Immediatelythe Ficihp shows up.- I just kind of wishthat the screen would tilt up more.- It doesn't, yeah, yeah, yeah.And it's also not a touchscreen.Oh, it is a touchscreen.- It is a touchscreen.- Oh.- Yeah, that I remember seeing.(keyboard clicking)- Yep, those are blues.- For $400.00 I wouldexpect a nicer keyboard.The keyboard itself verymuch feels like a $50,generic blue special thatyou can get on Amazon.- One last thingthat I want to check.- Yeah?To make sure they're actually blues?- Well, no, not so much that.- If they're hot swappable.- If they're hot swappable.- Oh, interesting.- You can hot swap.- Oh, it's still expensive.The fact that it's hot swappable thoughactually kind of interesting.I'm not gonna pitch another Denki videobut Ken, you should makea Denki video on this.- I will, I'm gonna make a video.- Make the ultimate version of this.- The weirdest keyboards I could find.- All right.Don't subscribe to Denki,subscribe to This Is.Is C cam focused?- Yes.- Are you sure?- Yes.- Can people see me in 4K?- I wish they couldn't.- Okay.I just double check.What the?Hover pen, Hover Pen 2.0:Interstellar Edition,meteorite embedded version,18 karat gold plated ballpoint pen, starlight silver.Those were some expensive words.Ooh.Oh my goodness, wow.Ken knows me, Ken knowsthat this is the kind ofthat appeals to me.I'm assuming this little thing in the endis a chunk of meteorite.(Austin sniffing)- What does it smell like?- It doesn't smell like space.- How do you knowwhat space smells like?- And then I've got a little stand for it.So do I?Okay, this is...This is a complicatedthree-dimensional shape.All right.So...Oh my gosh, okay.- No, no.- You people have too much money.(mellow music)There you go.Oh, yo, okay that's cool.That's pretty cool.If I were a hovering meteoritepen how much would I cost?$169.95.- You know what the funny thing is?Is that it's actually cheaper than that.- Okay.- It's a $100.00 for the base model.(glass shattering)- Is this the point where you tell methat this is not the base model?- Yes,the meteorite version costs $400.00.- You know I'm all for mystery tech,this is not the way I usuallystart an episode of "Mystery Tech".But you know what?I'm out here for it.- It's only 11 o'clock a.m.- It's five o'clock somewhere JaredJared.- Whoa.- You almost hit the Heineken.My friends, this is a momentousoccasion on "Mystery Tech",because we have a very special sponsor.Heineken have created a brand new product,they have given me earlyexclusive access to.This my friends is the Closer.Now, it might look toan ordinary civilianlike a bottle opener.But oh no, it is so much more.I'm gonna start workingon my monthly report,(sighs) look at all this nonsense.Ken you've spent so muchmoney on "Mystery Tech",do you see these numbers?They're going up not down, that's bad.It's five o'clock it's time to unwind,and experience what theCloser has to offer.(laughs) It actually worked.My computer's asleep.The way the Closer works isactually really interesting.There's no actual physicalthing that's happening here,instead when you actually have itconnect with the bottle cap,it completes the circuit whichtherefore sends the signal.Yeah, see, it's asking if youwanna shut your computer off,obviously I don't wanna do that'cause I'm not gonna touch it again.Well, cheers to notworking past five o'clock,'cause that's unhealthyand you should work onyour work-life balance.Enjoy the beer every once in a while.Yo, did you see that?Did you see that?Did everyone see that?Can we get a slow motionreplay of that one?This is the ShadowCastConsole Laptop Link.Is this like reverse HDMI?A capture card to get your game consoleto show up on your laptop display.- Yes.- Wow, that is very small.It's literally HDMI on oneside, USB-C on the other.- Who needs xCloudwhen you have xWired.(Austin laughing)- Okay, you got me on that one.I'll say when you haveit in favor performancethe quality looks like 480p,favoring resolution looks a lot nicer.(computer chiming)Got it.All right, let's see.Oh wow, that immediately feels bad.(car whirring)There's definitelyseveral frames of latency.Obviously we're watching this at 24 frameson the preview, but no,I'm getting like 20 FPS right now.- Ooh.- Yeah, I'll switched tofavor performance, all right?And I'll see how that goes.Oh, there's still latency.You're using OBS, really?- Mm-hmm.- Is OBS gonna be better.- So what I'm gonna dois I'm gonna add the Genkias a video capture source.Just try that out.Latency seems a little bit better,performance seems to be about the samewhere I do feel like I'm dropping frames.This is actually not even as performantas a lot of Cloud gaming.All of those feel better than this.It's a cool idea,but I think the premiseis a little bit flawed.For some games if you don't care aboutthat really quick responsetime, this is probably fine.But the fundamentallimits of the technologymean that even in the best case scenarioyou're only gonna haveso much performance.It's certainly not gonna be as goodas plugging an HDMI cable into a display.- So that's a...- That's an L you could say.- That's an L.- What do we got from"Mystery Tech" today?A Playdate.Ooh, okay.So if you're not familiarthe Playdate is atiny, little, I would almostsay Game Boy-like console,but it doesn't play emulatedgames or anything like that.It actually plays its own specific titles.Now this is made by Panicwho have traditionallybeen more of a game developer,but this is the first time I believethey've actually gotten into hardware.- My favorite band.- Panic At The Disco?- Yes.♪ I chime in with a haven'tyou people ever heard of ♪♪ Closing the goddam door, oh ♪- Well, at least wedon't worry about copyright.(Austin laughing)Ooh.Okay, All right.What lovely packaging.Have fun, I think I will.First thoughts, thishardware feels incredible.So it's plastic, right?But it's like that sort of higher quality,almost grippy kind of plastic.And you've got the littlespinney dial thing,which is not the way to charge it.But it's actually theway that you can actuallyinteract in some games.- If that was the onlyway to charge it I'd be...- Hang on, I gotta play mom.I gotta charge it for one more minute.Compared to an original DMG,it is obviously a lot smaller,but it's a much sortof wider aspect ratio.- 16:9.- (sniffs) It smells veryslightly like plasticif I really get you get inthere and just (sniffs).- Okay, well...- Okay, it's not a pile of (beep).Oh, here we go.Oh, that's sweet.That's so cool.(console playing music)- I love the haptic sounds.(console playing music)The thing that jumps outto me most about the screenis the fact that it's not backlit.We're in a studio environment right now,so we have a lot of lights,which makes it really easy.I think this could get annoyingif you are not in a well lit environment.I have two games built in right now,although it will downloadmore every seven days.All right, crank to turn, okay.Gnarly bro.Woo.Oh, unawesome.All right, I'm startto get the idea though.It was really just the crank,and I just move left and right.- Yeah buddy.- Yeah boy, let's go.Let's go, rad bro, let's go.Let's go.The Playdate is super weird, right?It's one of these thingsthat is incredibly quirky,you might play it for a fewhours never touch it again,it's totally possible.But this is fun, thesegames are totally unique,and while you're probablynot gonna waste 10 hoursand play through a campaign on something,it's not that kind of game.But the fact that you're getting gamesconstantly updated to this.It also is apparently easyfor you to actually develop,I'm assuming that thirdparties are gonna bemaking Playdate stuff.While I love somethinglike the Analogue Pocket,that's just a better way to play gamesthat I've played for decades.This is something which is all new,not only with the actual input method,but the kinds of gamesand the actual hardware.It's like nothing likeyou've ever played before.- It's a shame that Austin'snever gonna touch it again'cause there's no Pokemon on it.- No, you know what I'm gonna do?- What?- I'm gonna take it allthe way over to This Is,and make an entire video.Check it out, subscribe to This Is.- What's better than a good life?- A great life.- A Serene Life.- Ken looks really excited right now,that's never a good sign.- 'Cause you know he'sgonna take this immediately.- No, I have no room for this.- Look at Ken's face.Look how excited he isright now about this.- I have no room forthe thing I'm about to steal.- What is this?So I've got a nice foam mat.- I'm Matt.- Yeah, Matt's over there.- Am I building a tent, is a warming tent,an incubation pod?Do I grow (censored) in this?This is a deluxe personaltherapy detox heated home sauna.How much was this?There better not be four digitsin what you're about to say.- There's five digits.- Including the cents?- Yes.- $342.53.- Okay.- So just go ahead and sit down,sit right in.- I feel like I have a lotof clothes on for a sauna,I'm gonna get really sweaty.- We don't want youto take your clothes off.We're gonna go ahead and zip you in here.- Okay.- You feeling good?- I feel like I'm in a quarantine unit.- All right, turn on the oven.- Oh my God, why is it red?Why is it red?I don't know like thefact that it's wiggling.- It's wiggling?What?- Matt is over here wiggling it right now.- Matt's literallyright over here dude.- It is now up to 82 degrees.I don't believe that,I think it's a lot warmerthan 82 degrees in here.- Celsius.- Then I'm dead.(group laughing)- You can justflat out see the saunacompared to everything else.The ambient room temperatureis 27 degrees Celsius,how hot is this thing right now?- 86 degrees Celsius,by the way, on the panels.- These panels are notsomething I want to touch,even having my hands in front of it,it feels like my hands are infront of the oven right now.This is proper toasty.I gotta say, this is one ofthe few "Mystery Tech" itemsthat has legitimately surprised mein a really, really positive way.It looks dumb, it's such a weird idea,but for a pretty reasonableprice this is a real sauna.I am proper, I don't know if you can tell,but I'm proper sweating,which makes sense.I am super happy with this right now.This is great.- So if you're super happy with itwe can keep you in there, right?- No.- So you guys wanna go?- Let's go, let's go.- Have a good one Austin.- Don't leave me.- Oh, camera are you gonna come too?Joanna, come on.Yeah, yeah.- Bye Austin, bye, goodbye.- I'm all alone, they've left me.