Buster... the Lion
The Art of Humiliation: Buster's Lion Cut Transformation
It's a little late at night, and I'm feeling a bit rough around the edges, but who cares? It's not about me; it's about my poor, dear cat, Buster. He's a fat Himalayan cat, and once a year, twice a year, he gets a hair cut that makes him look like a lion or a sheep - a combination of both, if you can imagine such a thing. I'm making this video because I care about sharing the experience with all of you, even though it's late, and I'd rather be sleeping.
As we speak, Buster is sitting right in front of me, looking absolutely enormous, like an ad for fur. He's huge, and his hair is insane - I mean, who needs that much fur? I'm trying to get him to come closer so I can show you all how furry he is, but he doesn't seem too pleased about it.
This video will be a before-and-after transformation of Buster's haircut, which we'll refer to as the "lion cut" from now on. We'll start with the before photos, and then we'll reveal the after shots, which I think you'll find pretty funny and worth sharing. The lion cut is quite an... interesting choice for a cat's haircut, but it does make Buster look like he belongs in a zoo or a wildlife documentary.
As I'm recording this video, I have to admit that Buster doesn't seem too happy about his new 'do. He looks rather upset, and I can almost imagine him saying "I know, God, just show the entire internet that face." But despite my cat's discomfort, I couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous he looked.
Buster's haircut is certainly a conversation starter, especially when you see it in person. The waiting room at the vet's office was filled with people staring at him as we walked by, and I'm pretty sure everyone was chuckling to themselves or trying not to laugh out loud. My own smile just wouldn't quit - it was like I'd been laughing for years.
Buster does look rather handsome now that his fur has been trimmed down a bit. His lion cut is quite the transformation, and he seems to be enjoying himself despite the initial discomfort. He's looking forward to Christmas with this new 'do, whether you call it a fur coat or not. I'm just glad we could share Buster's hilarious transformation with all of you.
That's it for today's video - thank you for watching, and I hope Buster enjoyed his 15 minutes of fame as much as I did. And that's it... no, wait, I think I accidentally pressed the wrong button again.
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enall right what's up it's a little late at night so you know I may look like crap but who gives a crap right I know no pun intended okay that wasn't intended okay whatever anyway I'm making this video of kind of like a before and after basically our fat cat our fat Himalayan cat his name is Buster once a year twice a year whatever he um gets a hair called a lion cut basically he they cut like most of his hair so he looks like a freaking lion or a sheep kind of like I guess a sheep and a lion together if like they breeded or something I don't know whatever doesn't make any sense like I said it's late and I'm tired and I just want to go to bed but I'm making this video for you cuz I care anyway um let me show you Buster there he is what's up buster look how furry he is he's like an ad for fur he's huge Buster come here look at all the hair he's got look at that insane so yeah I don't think he likes that too much he does okay um this is going to be like a before he looks pissed this is going to be like a before and after so in a couple seconds you'll be seeing the aftershot and I think it's pretty funny and it's worth definitely it's it's something worth sharing with the internet and it just is cuz it's pretty freaking funny I mean it's cute it's funny though but it's pretty humiliating it's just very entertaining so without further Ado here is the new Buster and there he is brand new haircut look at him he's beautiful he looks like a lion hence the name lion cut he's so cute aren't you Buster let's get another side shot of him look at that anyway God it look like crap again it's late at night it's the following night and um anyway you should have seen him at the vet he was going crazy he was like I know God I just showed the entire internet that face anyway it was hilarious everybody in the waiting room was looking as we went by I had this big smile on my face I just couldn't stop laughing it was so awesome anyway um that's the video Buster I hope you enjoyed his before and after this and looks like he's going to enjoy Christmas with a nice cool fur coat I don't know whatever you want to call it anyway um thanks for watching later stop what oh I'm press the wrong buttonall right what's up it's a little late at night so you know I may look like crap but who gives a crap right I know no pun intended okay that wasn't intended okay whatever anyway I'm making this video of kind of like a before and after basically our fat cat our fat Himalayan cat his name is Buster once a year twice a year whatever he um gets a hair called a lion cut basically he they cut like most of his hair so he looks like a freaking lion or a sheep kind of like I guess a sheep and a lion together if like they breeded or something I don't know whatever doesn't make any sense like I said it's late and I'm tired and I just want to go to bed but I'm making this video for you cuz I care anyway um let me show you Buster there he is what's up buster look how furry he is he's like an ad for fur he's huge Buster come here look at all the hair he's got look at that insane so yeah I don't think he likes that too much he does okay um this is going to be like a before he looks pissed this is going to be like a before and after so in a couple seconds you'll be seeing the aftershot and I think it's pretty funny and it's worth definitely it's it's something worth sharing with the internet and it just is cuz it's pretty freaking funny I mean it's cute it's funny though but it's pretty humiliating it's just very entertaining so without further Ado here is the new Buster and there he is brand new haircut look at him he's beautiful he looks like a lion hence the name lion cut he's so cute aren't you Buster let's get another side shot of him look at that anyway God it look like crap again it's late at night it's the following night and um anyway you should have seen him at the vet he was going crazy he was like I know God I just showed the entire internet that face anyway it was hilarious everybody in the waiting room was looking as we went by I had this big smile on my face I just couldn't stop laughing it was so awesome anyway um that's the video Buster I hope you enjoyed his before and after this and looks like he's going to enjoy Christmas with a nice cool fur coat I don't know whatever you want to call it anyway um thanks for watching later stop what oh I'm press the wrong button\n"